>Bioshock
>Game is not set in the water

le sigh

>>181526002
Every fucking thread.

>>181526002
>Hydroshock
>not set in the clouds

Why the fuck is there no water in the game? Its called Bioshock.

After choosing the cage pin, game will shut itself down and alert police about your misogyny.

>>181526002
I know right ? If System Shock was set in the computer, and Bio Shock set in water. Why isn't the new game Airshock or something
?

>>181526174
>Hydroshock
>not Aquashock

>>181526193
Bio means "A city" in esperanto you idiot.

this game's art design looks as shitty as borderlands. how could they go so wrong. Bioshock had great design and art...

>>181526193
There is water in the game, there's even a beach

Maybe if you keep shitposting in bioshock threads, nobody will play it.

Or maybe you'll just be wasting your time

>>181526002

Are you retarded?

The word "Bio" != Water. Yes most life stems from water but its core definition is independent of it.

>people think that's a free bird
>it's a dead bird
>they think there's a right choice

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>>181526002
>>181526219
Even if it's just plain rusing, both of those statements are downright retarded.

>>181526315
Then why is the study of water called biology, ya dufus?

>>181526315
Bio means water you fucking retard holy shit

>>181525909 (OP)
I think my choice would be going pretty deep, if you know what I mean.

DEEP MORAL CHOICES
EITHER BE GOOD OR BE EVIL
JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

>>181526315
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlWCcqyPD1s
there you go, mate. Watch the thing to the end, you'll get the joke.

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>>181526283
>there's even a beach

How the fuck does that even work in the sky

>>181526365
>mad that the game he is marketed has a fatal flaw that its not set in water

>vee culture ruins another videogame thread

Fucking stop.

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>>181526273
>game's art design looks as shitty as borderlands

Then you are blind or outright tasteless retarded.

A cage indicating security or a dead bird indicated a dead bird.

Decisions, decisions.

>>181526485
When will MGR fags understand that this image stopped being funny after 2 minutes.

Are those factions you can join?

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>>181526454
ok.

>>181526404
Reported.

>>181526315
Did you just seriously reply to a joke that is posted in every thread about the game?

Are you retarded?

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>>181526559
>thinking image is just relevant for MGR when it is for all the series.

>>181526376
>>181526385

not today rusemen

>>181526446

It's the starting area before you go to Colombia.

>>181526446
>doesn't question that there is a flying city
>questions the fact that it has a beach

>>181526457
Don't worry. I'll bioshock this thread in a minute.

This is set before Bioshock 1 right? Chronology wise I mean.

>>181526689
Are you claiming it's still even mildly entertaining?

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>>181526324
>they're both the bad choice!
Shakespearean.

>that retarded cutesy female design with no tits

Dropped. I will seed the game torrent for YEARS. Fuck you 2K and your feminism bullshit.

>>181526804
Most likely not the same universe.

>>181526804

I think it's set in another universe.

>>181526523
you either think this game doesn't remind you of borderlands art, or you think borderland's art was good. if the latter, then you deserve to die, if the former then how can you compare this game to bioshock and say there wasn't a decrease in design quality.

>>181526865
>ironically shitposting

People like you is why moot has given up on /v/

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>>181526821
>Still not getting that nanomachines are an excuse when plot fails to explain something.
Please just leave.

Was expected. Atleast they don't punish you for being bad.

>>181526804
Last I checked, the 1910s took place before the 1960s

>>181526857
That's so kafkaeske.

>>181526859

She wears that costume later on in the game you fuckwit.

>>181525909 (OP)
Yeah, I "derped" when I saw that.
Sure, Imma pick the PRISON BITCH one... Deep drama thar lads.

Bio means life you niggers. Go back to high school.

>>181526879
Huh...I thought I heard otherwise.
Thanks for the info then.

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>>181527047
>I "derped"

Kill yourself.

>>181527007
Nanomachines... I mean, plasmids... I mean, vigors!

>>181526993
I understand that, but why do you insufferable faggots think it's funny to post over and over?

Noone did it before MGR was released, only in MGS threads did someone use the NANOMACHINES excuse, and that was without the overdone "hurr durr text under image so funny".

>>181526925
i havent played borderlands but i know it uses celshading which isn't the case with infinite. so no, it doesnt look like borderlands and you're still a tasteless faggot.

So what's the choice between? I aint playing it.

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>>181527003
Ok bitch stop it, you are not me.

>>181527034
>implying i'll even try playing that garbage

I don't need to install subpar products on my system. I just like helping others. Something you should try sometime, marketer.

>>181526859
you're right fuck the system and pirate all games XD

>>181527267
make me, cakeboy ;)

>>181527013
That's so Nietzsche.

>>181527223
She asks you which pin looks more pretty. They both relate to her state before start of the game, but one has a symbol the same as the key you carry around.

>>181527186
Before the picture, guess what, whenever there was a 'Why did blah blah do this or that', the first response would usually be 'nanomachines'.

...Now we get it in picture form! Because nanomachines.

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>>181527223
>die free or live in imprisonment
Deep as a wading pool.

>>181526002
according to your theory then biology must be the study of water?

>>181527341
Please, no meat touching, subhuman.

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>>181527186
Sorry I don't have another image that portrays what I want to say in an ironically funny manner.

>>181525909 (OP)

One's a bird falling to its death, the other is a cage.

Neither of those look very good.

>>181525909 (OP)

Can anybody tell me the context of this please?

>>181527424
>>181527449
Platinumfags pls fuck out of my fanbase.

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>>181527034

Doesn't mean they didn't reduce her tits.

>>181527493
It's a screenshot of the game Bioshock Infinite.

>>181527563
Good. Flat chest master race.

>>181527563
>Saving thumbnails

>>181527191
I'm a tasteless faggot for not liking the steamy ogre shit that was borderlands, a game coming from gearbox, the company responsible for DNF and aliens:CM

>>181527493
You're picking out her broach

>>181527563
>saving thumbnails
How computer illiterate are you?

hey man, no one is making games like this anymore. gtfo

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>Bioshock
>Under the ocean

>Bioshock Infinite
>In the sky

>System Shock
>In space

>???
>???

>>181527563

Uh, full version please? You posted a thumb dude.

>>181527493

It's a beginning part of the game after the dude first gets Elizabeth out of her cell or whatever, and they explore a pier with a bunch of shops on it, and she looks at some people selling necklace charms so she asks the dude which one to get.

>>181526315
"!=" = "Really equals"
"=/=" = "does not equal"

>>181526002
I think the Bio refers to the bio-engineering. I still think the title of this game is stupid though and I would of called it something like "AeroShock".

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>>181527542
I haven't even touched rising just because of how it bastardizes Raiden character. So fuck you.

>>181527493
>Can anybody tell me the context of this please?
A vendor steps in front of her as she runs off ans asks if she would like a complementry broach, she asks which one you like more.

>>181527712
>Biorock
>Underground

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Ken Levine made the only two games i've ever pre-ordered and could arguably my favourite games.

and then he made two Bio-Shocks games.

it's really not Levine, it's what you, everyone, especially OP wants, you want.

because you sure as hell didn't want FF, you let that IP die.

if bio is not water then how bio in ff8 is water explain to me??????????????????????????????

>>181527852
It also determines your ending, so you have to replay the whole game twice to see both.

>>181527872
Care to repeat that in english?

Is it possible to choose either?
I would doubt it with the amount fo streamlining in games since 2007

Always choose left.

Has anyone mentioned that there is a point in the game where you get to either stone a interracial couple or help them.
>If I'm playing around people I will save them, but when no one is looking...

>>181527925
>It also determines your ending
Source?

>>181527712

>Geoshock
>in the core of the earth

>Neoshock
>in the 80's

>>181527872
checkmate athiests

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>>181527751
You can tell this one isn't trolling and is genuinely retarded.

>>181527943
then how does water bio?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>181527995
You're mom

What would you like to see in Bioshock Infinite 2?

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>>181527869
Genius!

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>>181527925
So in one she dies and in the other no never actually save her huh?

>>181527870
>because you sure as hell didn't want FF, you let that IP die.

>FF13 and 13-2 sold about 8 million copies
>dead

>>181528075
>So in one she dies and in the other no never actually save her huh?
I'm trying so hard to understand what you were trying to say with those words.

>>181527730
7/10 ruse, I had a reply typed and ready

>>181527925
Nice bullshit there

>>181528054
Are you retarded?

It's infinite, how can it be 2.

>>181527925
I will be pissed if that is the case.

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>>181527989
Dirty race traitors.

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>>181527714

pls respond

>>181527712
>Bioclock
>secret civilization inside big ben

>>181528207
The power of sequels is strong.

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>>181528208
>>181528185
>>181528075
>>181527995
Stop complaining.

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>>181528047

>>181527925
>AS HEARD ON /v/

>>181528054
To be a long term citizen of the city the game take place in rather then an outsider.

>>181528164
Excuse me.
So in one she dies and in the other you never actually save her huh?

>>181525909 (OP)
>her face

I want to make sweet, sensual love with her.

http://youtu.be/cG71HMyYPVs?t=1m40s

>>181528164
It makes sense if you know anything about plot. You have to decide if you should save her from her boring life to live a short thrilling one, or to never have saved her.
>I'm just speculating.

Got my key from AMD already.

I don't want it

>>181528054
I wouldn't. stop raping games that were good just to make quick cash.

>>181527563
There was a whole thread a week ago about how the faggot who saved this tumbnail should go die, don't reboot that shit.

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Oh another bioshock shitposting thread?

let me contrib

>>181528407
I can understand that.
But after the fucking making it has been hyping the fuck out of the ending. I honestly expect something more than that.

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choose wisely

>>181528571
are
you
seri
fucking
ously
believe what he says?

>>181528489
At least try it out, no? How'd you get a key from AMD anyway? Did you get a new graphics card?

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>>181528571
*fucking guy making it
holy shit what is it with my typing today.

>>181528489

Trade me?

>>181528004
>Neoshock
>Takes place is a post modern positivism time on /v/

>>181528610
Right.

>>181528610
1st = Real men
2nd = Weeaboo pedophiles

>>181528610
I'll take both

>>181528128

lolwut

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>>181528610
oh shi

>>181527872
Bio is poison in Final Fantasy.

>>181528610
which has a penis

>>181528610

I choose neither, fuck waifu-pandering shit.

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>>181528075
>Posts a GIF of a fat kid (i know who it is) with a stupid beard throwing a book over his shoulder
>Can't type for shit.
>Illiterate retard

I see what you did there.

>>181528610
I definitely prefer the one on the left.

>>181528610
Flat chest is best chest.

>>181528623
Well since I haven't played the game it's something I kind of need to lean on to being the reality.

>>181528806
please consider that NOBODY besides Irrational knows shit about the story
the game is not out yet

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New chest revealed!

>>181528610
I'll take the flat chested over the large breasted one any day, provided that she is more innocent than the big chested one. If they have the same personality I'll take the big chested one.

>>181528610
Left obviously has the better rack, but that's not a deal breaker. What is a deal breaker is the face. Why did they ruin her perfectly cute face for that ugly shit?

>>181528904
Tell that to this guy.
>>181528623
Considering you are not him.

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>>181528924
>Flat chest
I'm pretty sure only closet homosexuals like this

>>181528985
I don't honestly see much difference other than the light
does anyone remember when the first picture was released?

>>181528985
both faces can be cute, it depends on the personality that the face is used with. You can take a moderately attractive woman and make her a 10/10 by catering to you ideals.

>>181529074
aka tripfags

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>>181528789

Doesn't look flat to me... just covered.

>>181529015
I am him.

You are not supposed to believe what he says because nobody has played the game. Is this too hard for you to understand?

>>181527454
I should be able to tell her that neither suit her, and that I'll get one that she deserves once we're out of Columbia.

>>181527767
It doesn't though, but take it to a related thread.

>>181527186
people have been going "NANOMACHINES" since MGS4

Anyone else got a vibe there's going to be some serious horror level in the game? In the style of Ravenholm? And they're not showing us anything because they want it to be a surprise

maybe like the place where the handymen and boys of silence get manufactured? jesus

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>>181529229
Well I can assume the guy hyping the fuck out of the ending has played it. Aside from being involved in the fucking development of the game, no?

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>Not just choosing what broach you actually think looks best and letting your ending come naturally

>>181529361
>being scared of videogames

Ah, to be 12 again.

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>>181529423
This fucking guy.

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Not sure how anyone could buy this after they ruined the main character.

>>181529423
Tell me you have the rest of those gifs. I lost them all

>>181529361
>horror
>in a 2013 AAA game

You wish.

>>181529403
>Well I can assume the guy hyping the fuck out of the ending has played it.
do you know what "hype" means?
it means he hasn't played it

nobody has played the game, dude. not even journalists yet. just irrational

>>181529423
>Strip tease
>puts clothes back on
I hate that!

So you can either leave her caged up or free her leading to her death?

Isn't this the same plot of Wreck it Ralph?

>>181529538
she looks fucking ugly in the 2011 pic

>>181529423
Cage. All day, every day.
Dat symmetry.

>>181529634

She looks ugly in both pics. No one should be interested in her.

>thinking choices will matter in Bioshock: Infinite other than the gameplay choices in 1999 mode

it's a good thing they won't

>>181529361

Nothing to scare the kiddies. Extreme gore is fine, as long as it's over-the-top and edgy so it doesn't feel real to the player.

>>181529790
but the boys of silence will scare the kiddies

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>>181529559
Ken Levine developed the thing, how can he not know how it ends?

>>181528407
I know where my vote goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOKsOveYD0

>>181529776

> 1999 mode
> aka more enemies, less health

Yeah nah

>>181529634

FUCK YOU

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>>181529745
>tfw no gf

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>>181529423

>>181529745
I'd do both versions easily.
Are you a landwhale perchance?

Who makes jewelry of cages?