inb4 tinfoil hats

but how will we know when something actually happens to lulzsec?

no one cares zelda was ehre

>Hacktivist for good
Wow some major league moralfaggotry

i hope he puts up his findings on his blog, would be fun to read

picture unrelated

Did I miss something fun?

>>98939602
lulzsec pissed off someone who is apparently a legit and accomplished hacker

>>98939602

ddosers on steroids

steven spielberg will be directed the movie

>>98939456
Stop using words you don't even the definition for, dumbass.

>>98939602
>Did I miss something fun?
No. Just the threats of some righteous crusader who gobbles the dicks of all the three-letter agencies of the US

i bet that guy is russian.

Dat new tweet.

>>98939886
>pro-lulzsec
i seriously hope you guys dont do this

>>98939831
Wow, I thought the summer phenomenon was just a buch of overreaction on /v/. There really ARE people who pretend to have been here more than a month.

ha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jjDfX7JznQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>98939456
>hurrrrr what is white hat

Fake jester. They nabbed and jailed the real one two years ago.

>>98939954

Jester IS a massive 'HURR AMERICA HOORAH' faggot though.

Man those motherfuckers went after Bethesda. I can understand going after the US government, but once you go for Todd you deserve an assraping.

>>98940014
Trolled hard you fucking faggot.

u mad?

>>98940069
Quit trolling, lulzsec.

>>98940097
What are you a mad muslim?

The guy has a donate button that goes directly to fucking charity

fucking summer

>>98940178
>u mad

Don't you have a LoL general to post in?

>/v/ - Twitter

>>98940279
You are so fucking mad. I got you good, faget.

>>98940280
/v/ - Video games and nothing else because we don't like to know more stuff than we already do.

>>98940348

>Click jesters latest tweet
>From his android
>Clearly shows his location on twitter

wat

>>98940240

Just because a person donates doesn't mean that they are exempt from being an over patriotic douche.

The dude has tried to DDoS 4chan numerous times in the past because it is 'anti-American'.But hey, no, he's an awesome dude apparently.

>>98940441
Heiny flustered to the max. Stop posting and go lie down, kid.

>>98940060

Jester's tweet linking to that video

>>98940476
Yeah, i had the same reaction too, but he works with the gov too, so i guess he doesn't care about his location.
It may be fake though.

>>98940597
What's a "shit girl"?

>>98940491
so what its just 4chan its not like this is a good place

>>98940491
>thinks ddosing 4chan isn't good
What are you, retarded?

>thejester

>>98940062
A white hat is someone who improves computer security.

>>98940776
fuck off faggot

what lulzsec are doing isnt "fun"

>>98940476
If you read his blog I'm pretty sure he does shit like that so he can set people up.

He exposed some mental guy that was pretending to be him by making a fake facebook account pretending to be a reporter.

shit's hilarious

>>98940737
>>98940768

The reasons for it.

>>98940476
>implying jester is doing anything illegal so he must hide

no i say the real cowards are lulsec, jester just out for justice

>>98940776
What LulzSec doing isn't fun. Everyone on this board wants to see them get them anally raped in prison.

You sir, are the no fun.

>>98940476
If you're employed by the government and in the US you don't really need to hide your identity that much if you arent undercover.

I mean, what's LulzSec going to do, send 100 pizzas to his house and giggle while doing it?

Is this Jester fellow a legit hacker or what?

I'm going to laugh hard when jester gets their adress, anyone's going to do the same?

Question1: Does this Jester guy or these lulzsec people ever leave their parents basements?

>>98941069
TheJester takes down a ton of Al'Qaeda sites and similar.

They could go and kill him.

>>98940723

No clue, just wanted to share the tweet

>>98941096
He's a hacker, not only a ddoser, he works for the government though.

>White knighting a government which killed more people last year than China
The U.S. doesn't need your help, fag

>>98941207
i dont think anyone knows that for sure

>>98941237
He asked, that's why I said it.

>>98941237

He doesn't DDOS, Xerxes is a single DoS which doesn't require a Botnet, zombies or LOICs.

>>98941216
yep.

jester is even worse than lulzsec

>some faggot juggalo
who gives a shit

Looks like things are gonna get interesting, huh?

>>98940835

sup jester

u mad?

>>98941344
Hi, lulzsec member.
Get out of 4chan.
Thanks,
/v/.

Who is jester?

>>98941344

Taking down terrorist websites that are used to recruit and kill not only americans, but faggot British too.

who is lulzsec and what are they doing?

>>98941096

He's rumoured to be an exmilitary CIA operative.

http://th3j35t3r.wordpress.com/

What the fuck am I reading, no really, can't understand shit.

>Lulzsec supporters
So I guess you haven't heard they've declared "war' on 4chan? Or maybe you don't care.

>>98941446
Apparantly the guy who's going to get rid of LulzSec for the benefit of humanity.

Or, if you're a tinfoil hat faggot like so many others in LulzSec threads, expose the fallmen for the US' top secret false flag operation.

>>98941495
they're a bunch of 14 year olds with some program they found on the web.

>>98941500

Jesus christ what

>>98941495
>>98941446
it's not that hard people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jester_%28hacktivist%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lulzsec

>>98941470
>implying British people's lives have value

>>98941427
NO I WON'T HAHAHA FUCK YOU VIRGINS

>>98941495

>>98941652
Don't believe in everything you read.
He was an ex-military and now he works for the government taking down websites and hacking some shit.

>>98941569

Thejester is only going after Lulzsec for stealing his call sign "Tango Down", which pissed them off in addition to them being script kiddies.

A front page full of all sorts of random topics.
If only there was a board for that kinda shit...

>>98941470
terrorists > america

enough said.

>>98941495
A bunch of kids who ddos on popular video games.

>>98941785
Nope, he's after them because they ddosed the cia website, which is part of the gov. He works for it, dipshit.

>On June 15, 2011, the internet terrorist group Lulzec attacked the CIA public website

fullretard.jpg

>all the boohiney-blasted lulzsec faggots crying in this thread about "NO FUN ALLOWED" and "FAGGOT IS A GOVT. WHITE KNIGHT!"

I think somebody is getting scaaaaaaaared. Hope you're ready to take the full length of that giant black dick that's going to be penetrating your asses in prison.

>>98941796

>trolling failed before it even started.

Better buy Trolling for Dummies, you need it.

>>98941660

>mfw the comment concerning today's events haven't been taken down

Wikipedia and other good anons, mah niggas.

PLACE YOUR BETS GENTLEMEN

LULZSEC - LIFE IN PRISON (or for a very ,very long time) OR THE DEATH PENALTY?

who the hell is Jester

>>98941937
Prison. Calling it.

>>98941845

>Call someone a dipshit
>Even though he stated in IRC why he was going after Lulzsec
>Implying he works for the CIA

>>98941894

Who is responsible for more civilian deaths?

The US government

>>98941937
Prison.

I want them all to meet Bubba so badly.

>>98941994
>implying he's in any irc atm
>not knowing CIA is part of the government and that he works for the government
Full retard.

>>98941937
I'm betting all on Duke.

Death Penalty

so...jester is the man we're rooting for, correct?

>>98941937
Neither.

They get hired by the US Government. Hackers who do shit on this level are coveted.

>>98942115

I would lol so very hard

lulz this is fuckin epic XD

ne1 no what site lulzsec recruit from? i need to get in on this 4 teh lulz

if you no msg me on LIVE my gamertag is H34DSH0T4T3HLULZ

>>98942123
Why would anyone root for the NSA's lapdog?

This guy is fuckin' nuts. I hope something crazy happens. HACKER WARS.

>>98942037
They're in Britain, so no death penalty, just a comfortable prison.

No, if we want them to be punished, someone has got to do something themselves. Or we have to pray the US demands Britain extradite them.

> "On June 15, LulzSec launched an attack on cia.gov, the public website of the United States Central Intelligence Agency, taking the website offline."

Please tell me they weren't that stupid...

>>98942167
The government wants people who know how to use LOIC and do simple SQL injections?

Fuck, give me a few hours to learn all this, I'm getting me a job.

>>98942123
yepp anyone saying otherwise is either tinfoil hat wearer or a 12 year old "for the lulz xD"

>>98942265

Yep, they did it.

Who the fuck support Jester?

He is against freedom of the press and free speech, demonstrated by how he took down WikiLeaks.

>>98942037
That's just cause we do terrorism better than the terrorists.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

>>98942167
>Hackers who do shit on this level are coveted.
>DDoS attacks
OH DEAR GOD YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

>>98941937
prison, but not in max security, so he's gonna get raped

>>98942123
Neither is worth rooting for but as of now he's the lesser of two evils.

>>98942352
>wikileaks
>not bad
Hello, 13year old kid.

I used to think hacking is considered heresy, but Jester will be an exception to this rule, whatever his motives maybe. Take down these wannabe Oldfags.

>>98942352

> Takes down terrorists recruitment site
> Took down WBC sites
> All donations go to charity

Wait.....bad guy? Btw check his site, he lists his reasons for Wikileaks.

>threaten NATO
>fuck with the CIA

Words cannot describe the amount of shit these guys have stirred up.

>>98942167
>They get hired by the US Government. Hackers who do shit on this level are coveted.

LulzSec attacks sites using shitty security with exploits from the 90s. They failed to hack Lockheed Martin and other high-value sites. The .gov public sites aren't particularly defended because there's no sensitive information on them. They're fucking kiddies. Maybe one of them knows how to hack, but even then he's low-tier.

They have no useful skills. They will rot.

Lulzsec does not "stand" for anything. It's a bunch of fucking script kiddies who think they are cool and edgy and spout a bunch of memes. Somebody please kill these faggots.

>>98942352
This. Jester is a government cocksucker.

>>98942420
DDoS attacks are effective and easy. Why reinvent the wheel? It's more how brazen they are and how they have not been caught yet.

>>98942054

>Implying you know what the fuck IRC is
>Implying he's not lurking while afk
>Implying he doesn't link tweets to IRC
>Implying he doesn't talk to his IRC channel
>Implying you ever heard of Thejester before today
>Implying he's CIA when you dropped into that bandwagon this thread

Sorry, no ones ever mentioned CIA before now, your fanboy delusions are showing. He's only said to us so far he's exmilitary, which means he's not CIA.

>mfw I use the nickname jester

>>98942445

Explain how WikiLeaks is bad without attacking Assange's character.

I'll be waiting.

ANY news source would report information on that scale if it was leaked to them, it would be irresponsible not to.

>>98942244
messwiththebest.gif

>>98942330
Welp, they went up to idiotic to full blown retarded with downs syndrome and alzhemers.

>>98942352
>WikiLeaks.

Is the equivalent of publishing text messages between two people who you already know hate/love/want to fuck/are going to fight/etc. eachother.

They didn't reveal anything new, certainly nothing interesting for the average citizen except proving what people who actually pay attention to current events know.

I don't even know whose side I'm on.

>>98942630
>implying I didn't hear of him months ago when he ddosed wikileaks,etc
>implying that I ever said he worked for the CIA
Fucking idiot, learn to read.

what is IRC exactly? i heard its like 2 ships meeting in the ocean to tranfer cargo and then leave so no one can track them, which is why hackers hang out there.

Do people not realize the implications of calling them script kiddies?

If script kiddies can break into various companies and release your info, then your info is about as secure as a golden watch out in the open in a poor neighborhood.

>>98942534

Oh because it could potentially threaten soldier's lives.

Conveniently he forgets how WikiLeaks offered up the leaks to various government organizations to censor potentially damaging information like that and didn't get so much as a rude response back.

Fuck off, WikiLeaks is the last investigative reporting source left.

>>98942583
OH DEAR GOD YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING! THEY DIDNT EVEN WRITE THEIR OWN PROGRAM! THEY ARE JUST USING LOIC!!!!!

GO BACK TO TWITTER, LULZSEC. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT... OH MAN THIS IS GREAT.

>>98942779
Ages 18 and up, side with Jester.

Everyone else, side with lulzsec.

>>98942648
>leak shit they aren't supposed to
>implying that's good at all
Your move, kid.

Jester is a faggot hacker for the United States government, fuck that ahole. I'm betting he is CIA. Hasnt the Federal Government fucked up everything enough already.

>>98942819
yes saving lives is bad

>"hack" PBS
>expect respect

I hope these guys rot in prison.

This is a false flag it has to be.

No hacker is for greater regulation of the internet, also it serves them no logical purpose attacking the one group that normally is highly supportive of them aka gamers.

This shit literally smells like false flag.

It's either
#1 false flag to hunt down anon
#2 more internet regulation
#3 shitstorm is abrewin

>>98942885
>>leak shit they aren't supposed to

You fucking cocksucker, learn what freedom of the press means.

>>98942925
Hello Lulzsec fag, how does your ass feel when Bubba's gonna rape it?
You brought this on yourselves.

>>98942925
i hope he's cia so lulzsec (hi btw) goes to prison.

he'll probably just find out the location and who lulzsec are and then forward it to the local police station.

they are kids afterall

>>98943061
>freedom
So, let's say I leak shit from the gov they did wrong I ain't supposed to and that's having freedom? Jesus christ, just no.

This is what I've got, and I've been following events quite weakly

>some kids find some ddos programs
>call themselves lulzsec and use as many memes as possible
>attack really weak websites with hardly any security, only putting them down for 2 hours at the most, also nintendo fanboys
>mock Th3J35t3r, not actually knowing what he can do
>Th3J35t3r already got alot of shit on them, will most probably send it to the authorities
>lulzsec start shitting themselves, calling him a faggot white knight
>every starts to learn away from lulzsec thinking they won't get caught
>everyone is caught and forced to play Duke Nukem Forever on PS3

>>98942964

When you enroll in the military, your life ceases to have value. You knowingly sign your rights to safety and security away when you enlist. Deal with it.

suddenly he is new zealand. i dont know what is going on

>>98942873
Did you write your own internet browser? Why not?

>>98943041
Who is speaking out for greater regulation of the internet?

>>98942925

>I hate the government I'm so dark and edgy

>>98943112
I hope the indie devs Lulzsec have hacked will sue them... hopefully it will ruin their future.

Fuck these little assholes.

>>98943041

Or, you know, a bunch of retarded script kiddies from /b/.

Occam's Razor, BITCH.

>>98943041
Because we all know that a false flag operation would hit high priority websites like Bethesda and Minecraft's website?

It's just a bunch of kids who don't think about consequences.

>>98942789
>>98942054
>>98941845

>CIA CIA CIA
>INEVERSAIDITYOUCANTPROVESHIT

ITT: people who didn't read ender's game and don't realize that this is IRL theater by two groups of government operatives to help the government obtain what it wants

>>98943061
Not him but he's referring to fucking TREASON

Troop locations/technology and strategy are some of things you AREN'T supposed to leak. I'm all for exposing the people who beat POW's though.

Jester is an idiot. Were you guys not around 2 weeks ago when he tried to release the LulzSec "server" addresses.

It ended up just being all the servers connected to CloudFare (a distributed security network) and he completely embarrassed himself by proving he is an idiot.

>>98942967

PBS is a bunch of liberal propaganda, paid for by our tax money. I say LulzSec didn't do enough.

>>98942816
Because its two ships, you need 2 hackers (one keyboard is enough) to get them.

That's mostly the issue since hackers work alone.

>>98943353

You can't be serious.

>>98943318

Julian Assange is Australian. Leaking American documents is not treason if you are not an American.

>>98943281
>implying anyone said he worked for the CIA
Why would he do what he's doing if he isn't working for the government? Because he's a good hacktivist? Please, you're better than that.

>>98943412

Must I really, once again (sigh), dig up the mountains of bullshit lies they've been spewing to make gullible people believe in this "global warming" bullshit? PBS is so fucking left-wing and radical and they don't even hide it.

>>98943157
>So, let's say I leak shit from the gov they did wrong I ain't supposed to and that's having freedom? Jesus christ, just no.

If you are soldier and have a contract with the US that you will not do so, yes, that is illegal.

If you are a reporter and someone leaks to you information about government corruption, it is ENTIRELY legal and ENCOURAGED for the reporters to report on it.

AGAIN, Freedom of the Press.

Jesus Christ, are you all willing to allow the news to be censored by the government now? Fuck all of you.

>>98943061
Apparently it means you can leak nuclear secrets to the entire world and just claim "hurrr everyone needs to know".

Tell me one timportant thing we learned from WikiLeaks that we didn't already know, And now think about how many diplomatic relations ships and foreign office workers are in trouble, potentially for their lives over it.

WikiLeaks sure is good right? It was totally worth it to learn that diplomats think Medevev is Robin to Putin's Batman.

>>98943186
>I am a monster.
Stay classy,anon.

>>98943347
lololol
>lulzsec trying to smacktalk on /v/ the board that hates them the most.

seriously, just go away

>>98943416

You're correct, it's espionage.

>>98943347
Jester never tried that. 0/10.

>>98941500

>NOPE NOONE EVER SAID IT

That's what I first responded to. Clarifying he's exmilitary, not CIA. Which started the aspieboy off on his tangent.

To resume this thread and the whole internet:

LulzSec: attention whores like Tumblr and Reddit
th3j35t3r: the guy who is going to shut the fuck up of LulzSec, now grab some popcorn and enjoy the show bye.

I dont give a shit who is th3j35t3r I only want to see LulzSec raped by niggers in jail.

>YFW Lulzsec is The Joker and this guy is Batman

>attacked 4chan for something anonymous did

Is this guy stuck in 2008?

>>98943347
/v/ did that, and that was yesterday.

>>98943586

It's not. The press can report on anything that they damn well choose. Freedom of the Press.

>>98943723

No, he's just a limp wristed faggot, like all hackers.

>>98943723
>take down the place where the botnet is from
>win.

seriously do you not know anything about the botnet over at /b/ ?

Thread full of government shills and Stasi members.

You people will be first against the wall when the war is over.

WHEN IS THE FUN GOING TO START?

>>98943775
>With respect to governmental information, any government may distinguish which materials are public or protected from disclosure to the public based on classification of information as sensitive, classified or secret and being otherwise protected from disclosure due to relevance of the information to protecting the national interest. Many governments are also subject to sunshine laws or freedom of information legislation that are used to define the ambit of national interest.

>I haven't read the US Constitution and yet I believe I know what it says the press can and can't report on

>>98943816
this


I went back to /b/ today for the first time in over a year


Fuckers were complaining about the internet going down for 10 minutes at a time during the fucking ddos attacks.


They are all infected.

why dont we just... kill /b/ and stop this faggotrism for once?!

Super Lotus here! Give me an update!

I figured a lot of these guys in Laugh Out Louds Security posted on the random board, so I posted there asking them to stop and they were very rude.

Internet censorship law is now being voted on by the US Congress

If Jester is L33T then why does he fail time and time at getting LULZsec?
Fuck that Jester is the greater evil. LULZsec needs to ddos Turbine, Inc.

>>98943996
>Lol xD cudnt deliver last thread click this total legit link rawfl

Calling it, that's how it spread.

>>98943941

All that means is that people can't leak them.

It is not illegal to report information LEAKED TO you.

Fuckass.

>>98943997
>implying they wouldn't go to other boards
The solution is killing 4chan, moot is doing it soon though, that's what everyone's afraid of.

LulzSec is essentially one step away from Anonymous. If you're rooting for them to be thrown in jail you're essentially rooting for the entirety of 4chan to be thrown in jail too.

Hope you guys like prison.

>>98944018
What's Margaret Dumont doing here?

>>98944021
And I'm sure this falseflag will blah blah NWO blah blah we'll all be slaves to the elite blah blah watch out for the brain waves

>>98944099
Hey lulzsec member, gtfo.

>>98943816
this

the fuckers over at /b/ are so dumb they follow any link posted there promising porn or whatever

so many newcomers dont know NEVER to click anything ever on /b/

>>98943941
The press is owned by business that wish to stay on the good side of the government that is why wrong doing may be overlooked by the press.

lulzsec just tweeted some fucking weird lines

>>98943850
and you'll be King, right?

>>98944276
>just
>11 minutes ago
Yeah, no.

>>98944152
I can assure you that I am male and I just want these rapscallions to stop what they are doing.

>implying LulzSec isn't US government doing high-profile 'hacks' so draconian legislation can be easily passed

>>98943996
>>98943996
>>98943996

Is there any way to detect if your part of a botnet, and if so, get out?

>>98944178
I'm not LULZsec
Stop claiming false BS
Like I want the fucking FBI showing up

>>98944307

Have you ever herped so hard that you derped?

>>98942583
>Hey guys, I'm against the guvment! Aren't I cool?

>>98944131
>implying /b/tards are smart and know about other boards

really, the guys from /b/ just see "fun" in /b/, newfag once newfag for ever... we came to /v/ because:

1.- We were a lot in /b/
2.- We didnt visit /b/

So... the answer is... kill the /b/atman!

"Anonymous" is a "group" now... faggots everywhere... shit Nostalgia time.

so who the fuck is this guy

>>98944307
They tweeted twice more.
Guessing jester's starting shit now, if he didn't already.

>>98944378

Yeah. Foresight.

>>98944133
spoiler: You're a faggot

If this doesn't end in sodomy I'm going to be unhappy. I will support the most draconian legislation for control of the internet until their asses are getting pounded in the pokey. Nobody mildly inconveniences me and gets away with it.

>>98944099
You can talk about your feelings with Bubba after jester's done.

>>98944133
The majority of 4chan would rather shit on things they don't like via posting. They don't go out and hack companies thinking they are fighting the power. That's fucking retarded.

>>98944412
>newfag

No Anon, you are the demons.

>>>/b/

Go back.

>Don't forget to inject your minds with a sequence of laughter and joy, because they can take your socks but they can't take your socks.

REV UP THAT VALVE ARG

>>98944356
>implying we aren't all sick of you peddling your fucking paranoid delusions

"Hey US citizens, these LulzSec hackers attacked Minecraft.com and other video game sites you've never heard of! Please let us ream you in the anus."

Let me guess, it's Mossad, partnered with Chinese hackers, with the permission of the US government.

>>98944467
I'm googling it, but I'm not finding any program called foresight? Could you link me it? I wanna clean myself of this shit

>the guy on the internet everyone hates 2001 vs. the guy on the internet everyone hates 2011

WHO DARES WIN?

>Lulzsec spewing shit on Twitter

So scared.

Some shit about socks.. sockets. Some shit about packets.

I don't even know what the FUCK is going on.
Basically a "shut down everything so he can't do shit" kind of thing?

Alright, so here's the story:

There's this group of 'hackers' called LulzSec going around DDoSing seemingly random sites.
Then, there's a hacker named Th3j35t3r, working for the government, who is going to bring their asses to justice.

Some mutual provoking ensues.

LulzSec claims to have doxed Th3j35t3r, while it is in fact Th3j35ter who is silently gathering information on LulzSec.
Th3j35ter tracks down LulzSec's most important members and turns them in to the authorities, never to be heard of again.

But then, PLOT TWIST

LulzSec was actually the GOVERNMENT all along, it was all an eleborate play between the government and th3j35t3r to use "LulzSec" as an excuse for a law that allows complete control over the internet.

How do i get in touch with these guys, i have some faggots who were being gay on halo on a list and i want to get them hacked so they cant play no more

>>98944607
>scared
4chan is 18+, sorry.
They can't do shit.

>>98944412
>"Anonymous" is a "group" now... faggots everywhere... shit Nostalgia time.
OH NO MY SECRET CLUB

>>98944559
Yes they do. 4chan has frequently gone out and hacked targets.

>>98944609
socks sounds familiar. something about proxies

Welp, lulzsec is pretty much baiting Jester.

>>98944783
>4chan has frequently gone out and hacked targets.

>ahahaha oh wow.png

This was fun until it became a pissing contest. Haters hating, anal injury, peen measuring. Boring.

Can someone explain to me who Jester is?

>>98944783
Recently? No. That's just people masking as 4chan in order to deflect the blame.

Now maybe if you're talking about 2006-2007, then that's a different story.

>>98944697
Internet censorship law is now being voted on by the US Congress at this very moment actually

>>98944697
Cool conspiracy, bro.
I totally believe some immature piece of shit on the internet is working with the government.

>Goodnight twitter. The CIA anti-lizards will probably rise from the packet sea while we rest our shining-yet-saturated power field arrays

Does this mean they will fuck off?

>in before this jester fellow is Skynet and Lulzsec just doomed us all

>>98944697
Wait, wait, wait.
What... what if Jester isn't actually working for the govs, but lulzsec is, tricking him into attacking THEM, thus getting shit (dox, whatever) on jester, putting an end to his hijinx.

This is, of course, if they didn't like what he was doing so damn much.

>>98944697
>LulzSec was actually the GOVERNMENT all along, it was all an eleborate play between the government and th3j35t3r to use "LulzSec" as an excuse for a law that allows complete control over the internet.

That's not a twist. We're all expecting this.

>my face when the Internet will just split into a forest of SSH-tunneled darknets and the government still won't be able to do shit about us exercising our freedoms of speech

>>98944697
Either way, if Lulzsec keeps this up the government will actually regulate the internet.

>>98944995
>the Internet will just split into a forest of SSH-tunneled darknets

Sounds fucken awesome.

LULZsec+Jester are both false flags.

Both working for the CIA and the DoD

>>98944979
>jester not working for the gov
0/10

>>98944940
I think it means mom & dad are telling them it's bedtime.

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

>>98945060
I know, right? Now those stupid normies can't get in your clubhouse.

>>98945065
>>98944979
>>98944942
>>98944912
How bored do you have to be to see conspiracies in everything.

i just googles lulzsec but didnt click on anything, can they still hack me?

>>98945038
>Either way, if Lulzsec keeps this up the government will actually regulate the internet.
No they won't. Nobody's way of life has been threatened in any way. Why would the government change everything to fight off a group of vandals?

They have done less damage than if they had walked down a new york street tossing bricks through windows.

>>98945218
Very.
This is more fun than playing vidya, sadly.

>people supporting jester an avowed enemy of the constitution
>guy that attacks any muslim site that is singled out by fox news
>sucks government dick
>has repeatedly DDOSd 4chan in the past

Just trolls, ignore em.

>>98945386
Brown underwear'd Lulzsec member spotted.

>these threads

>>98945274
>Why would the government change everything to fight off a group of vandals?
They wouldn't, they'd do it for the broader amount of control it would grant them over the internet as a whole, while using them as a convenient scapegoat that everyone will rally against.

>>98945386
>enemy of the constitution
>dog of the state
how dumb are you

>>98945065
Jester is probably the only true false flag. Ex-soldier/contractor huntin' down them turrists for the CIA and shit. Lulzsec is just a buncha /b/tards who think they're hot shit because they can DDOS a website.

>>98945386
>has repeatedly DDOSd 4chan in the past
>has repeatedly DDOSd 4chan in the past
>has repeatedly DDOSd 4chan in the past
>has repeatedly DDOSd 4chan in the past
>has repeatedly DDOSd 4chan in the past


This man is my hero.

>yfw this is all viral marketing for DE:HR

>>98944582
sheeple gonna sheep

>>98944783
4chan is an imageboard website, not a group.

Most people here have never touched a ddos program in their lives.

>>>/x/
>>>/x/
>>>/x/
>>>/x/
>>>/x/

Conspiracy talks over there, you paranoid faggots.

ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU
 ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU
  ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU
   ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU

>>98945290
play deus ex and look for conspiracies and metaphors and youll have even more fun

>>98945492
Since one of his targets was wikileaks, I think those words are too kind for him, personally.

>>98945606
Feels too clunky to be enjoyed, sadly.

>>98945534
>>98945534
Go play Deus Ex if want a conspiracy. And actual vidya.

>>98945660
they were contradictions

>>98944912
>turn on CSPAN
>gun sting
>agriculture bill
>go to senate and house websites
>gun sting and agriculture bill

Oh wait, this is a SECRET vote, isn't it.

HOW DO I GET OUT BOTNETS

>>98944697
WHAT A TWEEEST!

Holy shit, there's a lot of LulzSec samefaggotry in this thread.

I don't give a fuck about whether or not Jester is a moralfag or DoS'd 4chan. He's going to shit all over LulzSec, and thus he has my support. That's all there is to it.

Anyone whose an enemy to LulzSec is a friend of mine.

>>98945600
>mfw that creepy fucker first messaged me
>mfw the phone call in france

Consider the following: LulzSec has brought down Riot's servers thus ensuring that tonight /v/ will have EVEN MORE LoL general threads than usual.

>>98945492
>implying that is a contradiction

The government would love to do away with the Constitution.

Exhibit A: The Patriot Act

>>98945796
Hello friend.

>>98944979
Like I said in >>98945497 Jester is an ex contractor/soldier who took down some jihadist sites and shit for MURRIKA. He even says he's doing it to be patriotic.

>>98945462
Lulzsec is retarded. But picking a "side" in this retarded conflict is silly, especially if it's the jester.

lulzsec: retarded 12 year olds vandalizing sites (or government plants if you are into that theory)
Jester: Some government employee who reserves his hacking for anyone who disagrees with the US government

At least dumb kids can be reformed.

>>98945660
>implying that wikileaks is some kind of epitome of all that is good in the world

>>98945947
>tripfag
>important opinion
Yeah,no.

Why do we have to wait on Jester to do this for us? These Lulzsec script kiddies were a fucking blight for too long. Why has 4chan itself not fixed this abortion?

LulzSec The Lulz Boat
wikilulz
1 minute ago

wat

>>98945769
You don't know about the underwater Congress?

>>98946020
You know you could just...ignore the trip?

>>98946030

EVERYONE on /b/ is part of their botnet.

>>98946030
>4chan
>Capable of doing anything but
>FIRE UP THE LOIC XD

Yeah, no.

>>98946030
because the only board that cares enough to do something (/b/) can't even properly raid other boards on the same goddamn website these days, much less REAL work.

>>98946030
>abortion
its prochoice faggots like you that are ruining this country

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

WHY ARE WE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THESE FAGGOTS NOW?

shit, report shit now.


LulzSec is cancer killing internet
jester is cancer killing cancer to become cancer... ignore ignore.

>>98945831
Its just the login menu bro, the servers haven't gone down all day.

>>98946077
it's their rebranding as the official lapdogs of wikileaks, obviously

Oh Americans, you really are something else. Even your fucking hackers suck establishment cock, and you still love to think you're safe from dictatorship because you own a couple of firearms. Nevermind the fact that your own citizens are working to build a police state.

>>98946030
Aside from a few people who are rarely willing to help in such an endeavor, 4chan as a whole is only capable of coordinating ddos/dos attacks, which is not at all useful against a group like lulzsec.

>>98946249
They get scared because of jester then they run and hide behind wikileaks? Complete underage faggots, who defends them has no valid opinion or whatsoever.

>>98946268

>He thinks England isn't a bigger police state than America