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NOTCH BETRAYED YOU A SECOND TIME ROFL
NO WHERE TO RUN JEDI
Man, I'm glad I sold my 360.
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Fucking clunkiest controls ever
Why are his breasts so big?
>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE>ON RAILS LIGHTSABER WAGGLE
well shit
THis game looks so horible
He's not even in synch...
its like you can be star wars kid
This looks like utter shit, are they even trying at this point?
LIGHT SABRE ON!
THE SHOT HIS THE LIGHTSABER AUTOMATICALLY, HE DOES NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO BLOCK HE CANNOT LOSE
Fist bump general?THAT FUCKING LAG!!!
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Oh lord, those animations are so terrible.
Someone make a gif of this oh god
>>97679092second
KINECT ON RAILS: THE SHOWMINECRAFT IS THE ONLY CURVEBALL, AND EVEN THAT'S A FUCKING JOKE. A HUGE FUCKING JOKE. NOTCH GETS MORE MONEY, NO BROS BUY IT. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.F---------, SEE ME AFTER CLASS, M$.
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LIGHTHABURRR OOOHHHN
Can we please get that fist bump turned into a meme as fast as possible?
SWING ARM TO WIN SWING ARM TO WIN SWING ARM TO WIN SWING ARM TO WIN SWING ARM TO WIN SWING ARM TO WIN SWING ARM TO WIN
>LIGHTSABER, ON!>LIGHTSABER, ON!>LIGHTSABER, ON!>LIGHTSABER, ON!>LIGHTSABER, ON!>LIGHTSABER, ON!>LIGHTSABER, ON!
OH GOD, IT'S SO TERRIBLE
Shit
OH BOY MORE WAGGLAN
sooooo are the railshooters trendy again or whatalso dem animations HURR DURR HOW DO I COMPUTER
After this, I'm just going to go ahead and say Nintendo won. They win every year.
So just started watching, what did I miss?
He's getting hit a million times
Microsoft = Dead
>That kinect hackan and slashanhe's not even moving. he's just sort of sliding as he slashes. Wtf is this abortion of a game.
YOU WAN BATTLEFRONT 3?!FUCK YOU, DISNEYKINECT.
This Star Wars game looks SO AWFUL.
>ON RAILS STARWARS 2011HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I want to throw away my xbox
Jews
>Lasers bounce right offHaha oh wow, this game isn't even trying to pretend that there's any challenge.
Kinect.. kinect everywhere.Jesus christ
BRB selling my 360 before this conference is over and the resale price drops below a dollar
It doesn't even fucking work
This is... so cool.
so much waggling
JEDI GUARD THE DOORSWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
So, so, so bad.Swing arms to auto win
HEY XBRO I HOPE YOU LIKE WAGGLAN CAUSE THATS ALL YOU GONNA EAT
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED>Microsoft>Kinect
FUCK THISONLY NINTENDO CAN SAVE VIDEO GAMES NOW
>GAME PLAYS ITSELF YOU JUST WAVE YOUR ARMS AROUND LIKE A RETARDMICROSOFT EXCLUSIVES GENERAL
Why is this start wars video giving my intense deja-vu of a previous e3 ?
>Microsoft Press Conference
Look at all the innovation.....
>this threadWho wants a fist bump?
Why has gaming been reduced to this? What happened to it? Why am I morbidly depressed after watching this? I seriously hope that this is just Microsoft's case and not Sony's or Nintendo's.This is unbelievable, it's actually insulting for these people to think that the people who grew up playing video games would degrade themselves into thinking that this is by any means innovative or "original" to play with. All this is just slapping us upside the head with the antithesis of what video gaming is, just a mockery of us "gamers" into breaking the bind between the controller and the gamer.It's pitiful, it's embarrassing, and it makes me think that gaming is dead. It's really dead.
SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!SOMEONE GIF THIS GUY PLAYING!!
I'M CUMMING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOYI AM NOW A FORMER XBOX FANBOY
Xbox, pls go
LIGHTSABER. >ON.
FLIP IN THE AIR JUMP
this is painful
XBOX CONFIRMED FOR WAGGLAN
i see what you did there.
LIGHTSABER ON!As much as I thought a Kinect Star Wars game mite b cool, this looks fucking awful.
FUCKING KINECT RUINS EVERYTHING GOD DAMN
wow im just like a jedi! slowly moving around and moving my lightsabre like it weighs 100 pounds
lol exhausted
KINECT EVERYTHING!
This looks like complete shit.
FIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMPFIST BUMP
Just like the movies!!!
You literally do nothing, absolutely nothing.
IT'S GO TIME
So what Microsoft has to show for the whole event is basically a glorified Wiimote. If you want a clue as to what's killing gaming, there it is. (Hint: the 3DS is another clue)
>LIGHT SABRE ONSTARTS WAVING HAND WITHOUT ANY FEEDBACKFORFUCKS SAKEGaming, is dead comrades. Our hobby, is dead if this shit will actualy be succefullenraged and sadened at the same time. ;_:
MINECRAFT ON XBOX JESUS CHRIST /V/ WHAT HAVE WE CREATED!?
GOD, KINECT SO FUCKIGN BADITS LIKE PLAYING FUCKING DUCK HUNT
Dear KINECT users,The Master Race laughs at you.Sincerely,The Master Race
This presentation is bad and you should feel bad!
Fuck everything
Looks...eh. It probably won't control well.Looks better than every other Kinect game, though.
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
lightsaber lunge is so funny omfg
WHY NOTCH
When are Sony and Nintendos conferences?
This has been an awful presentation. I don't think halo 4 can save it.
WHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY WHYWHY
>MINECRAFT>KINECTOh god I cant stop laughing. This is the start of the next videogame industry crash.
TIM SCHAFERMOTHERFUCKERS
oh wow fuck you microsoft
>jump>land>wait half a second>character jumpsINNOVASSHUN
Dat Sesame Street
HES GETTING SHOOT AND NOTHING HAPPENS THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
AWW YEAAHH DOUBLE FINE MOTHERFUCKER
Little whore and faggot child actors and now some nerd pretending to play a game that's pre renderd?PATHETIC SONY WINS.
>kinect starwarsShit doesn't even look 1:1
Battlefront 3 maybe?NNNNNNNNOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEE
damn, all kinect games look awfull in controlls
So wait the fucking game moves for you? I'm confused how do you move or is this just like a fucking rail shooter? This was always my concern with kinect cuz you can't just walk toward the screen or walk in place
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT JUST GETS BETTER. OH MAN.
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
GOD FUCKING DAMN MICROSOFTAT LEAST THEIR CONFERENCES ARE CONSISTENTLY EMBARRASSING AND HILARIOUS
tim schaffer, oh shit
are they seriously showing this off?is this what anyone wants? who thinks this looks amazing?i mean, a good kinect game in the star wars universe would be amazing, but this is ass!
what makes this so bad is that this was the year microsoft was supposed to try. It's like watching a Greek tragedy or something.
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What the hell
TIM SCHAFFERSAVE THIS KEYNOTE
NOT ENOUGH RAILSWE NEED MORE RAILS.
TIM SAVE E3 PLEASE
goddammit he moves so fucking slowwhat's the fucking point if you don't even have to do anything?
SchaferTIME FOR SESAME STREET FUCK YEAH!
SUDDENLY, JUNGLE MUSIC.
They should've at least got the SWK to do that.
Tim Shcaffer making a Sesame Street game?Not sure if want.
LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN TIMRUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Fuck Kinect
But why don't laser beams kill you?Would that be too hard?
all hope is not gone !
>sesame street was real
NINTENDO IS OUR ONLY HOPE.
> mfw everyone playing with Kinect looks like a woman practicing Tai Chi
>E3 2012>Microsoft Conference>"We're proud to anounce that we will disable EVERY Xbox 360 controller so you can play everything with kinect
This game... should be burned.ALSO I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS, AND NOW SESAME STREETWAT THE FUCKYOU LOSE THIS YEAR MSSERIOUSLYWhy is gaming dead. =(
TIM SHAEFER
SCHAFER! FUCK YEAH!
FUCK EVERYTHING!!!
>character getting hit with blasts>wow its fucking nothing
Tim Schafer is a no-talent hack.
Sesame Street Kinect!
>MicrosoftWorst E3 ever
Though to be fair this is the best-looking game at E3 so far.Graphically
dat arm swingan
GABEN IMPOSTER
SESAME STREETHOLY SHIT XBROSHOLY FUCKING SHIT
Holy shit that guy looks like a rapist
Fat guy makes fat jokes about himselfWhat a bro
>Not preparing your bodies by building a fort to watch E3 inI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
cookiemonster kinect
the disney bit was the only funyn thing to happen
I have yet to see a single actual game come out of this presentation
OH GOD SESAME STREETSEE YOU ALL IN HELL, IM DONE.
TIM SCHAFTER SOLD OUT
FUUUUUUUCK YEAH SESAME STREET
SESAME STREET KINECT
OH FUCK TIM SCHAFFER MAKING A SESAME STREET GAME
Goddamn, the only reason to keep my 360 is for ZoE HD next year... Fuck.
PLease dont tell me kinect will ruin Shcaffer too?
TIM SCHAFER AND SESEAME STREET
It looks pretty bad... just move your arm in the same way for 3 hours to finish the game...Oh, and a couple of "force" motions...
LOL, IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER
NOT A GAMEIT'S A FUCKING MOVIE
>>97679309Nintendo?
SESAME STREETThose exclusives xbros, they keep racking up.
Why Tim why!?!?!?!
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED>MICROSOFT
>SESAME STREETAWW YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
I HAVE THOSE SHOES
Kinect generel
Oh look, Tim he might save thi->Sesame Street>Kinect.Oh shit nigga.
ONLY GOOD PART OF THE CONFERENCE RIGHT HERE!!!
Oh look, it's the headless monks.>Sesame Street
SEASEME STREETKINECTWAT
NOTIMNONO ONE WANTS SESSAME STREET
>TIM SCHAFERFUCK YES>SESAME STREETOH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????
Save us, Tim
>TIM FUCKING SCHAEFFERDON'T WORRY GUYS, MICROSOFT GOT THIS>Sesame Streeteatshit.jpg
OH boy! Tim Schafer! Please dont fuck this up...Sesame street. Fuck
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Jesus Christ what the fuck is happening...
FINALLY SOMETHING GOODTIM SCHAEFAR
>Random Sith
Star Wars: Getting Shot in the Face with No Repercussions: The Game: Kinect Edition
>once upon a monsterPSYCHONAUTS TO THIS SHIT?
>the magic of kinect
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TIM SCHAFFER CONFIRMED FOR CHILD MOLESTER
>Sesame street gameoh god no
SESAME STREET WOOOO HARDCORE GAMAN
>Kinect in everything>SW Kinect>Disneyland Kinect......>Seaseme Street.........There is no god
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT KINECT IS TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A RAIL SHOOTER FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK MICROSOFT
This is painful to watch.It's not Sony that need to apologise anymore.
LIGHTSABER, ON.
IF I WANTED A TURN-BASED BATTLE SYSTEM I WOULD HAVE PLAYED A JRPG
Ok Honestly I like rail shooters a bit, but that Star Wars looked really REALLY bad.That said I wanna try out the new Fable
OH MY GOD TIM SCHAFER DON'T DO IT YOU'LL FUCK UP YOUR LEGACY BY JOININ UP WITH WAGGLESOFT
Sesame Streetgetting gangster up in here
god damnit tim... god damnit ;_;
>Tim Schaefer>Sesame StreetYES, THIS IS THE BEST GAME SO FAR
>Sesame StreetFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMPFISTBUMP
TIM NO!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AT LEAST DECENT GAMES
>Sesame streetXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDRENXBOX CONFIRMED FOR CHILDREN
FUCK YOU TIM I TRUSTED YOU
>tim schaferyou know what, a kinect sam and max would be coo->Kinect Sesame Streetgoddamn it america
Wow fucking sesame street who the FUCK cares
CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP CP TRAP
WHAT.THE.FUCK.this best be a joke
PS has noCookieMonster
OH FUCK YES SESAME STREET. ALL OF MY MONEY GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ALL OF MY MONEY!
MORE BABBIES
SEASEME STREETTHIS IS LIKE A BIG JOKE RIGHT?
>>97679243We're no longer the target audience. It's all about the casuals now.Gaming isn't dead though. PC will never be reduced to this bullshit.
XBOX is DeadPC Master race
Even Tim Schaefer thinks this is retarded.
Microsoft has stolen the show via shock value
KINECT IS FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ONLY.KINECT IS FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ONLY.KINECT IS FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ONLY.KINECT IS FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ONLY.KINECT IS FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ONLY.KINECT IS FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ONLY.
DAT VOICE DAT NECKBEARDDAT SHITTY HAIRDAT OVERWEIGHTHOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS /v/ PERSONIFIED
>tim shaffer >sesame street gameWHY!?! WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU!?
are you fucking kiddin me
>PSYCHONAUTSYou know what? Its ok. No Kinect.
>Sesame StreetBoy I picked a great time to watch
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IT'S THE REACTION IMAGE GUY!
PEDOBAIT>RIGHT
LETS SHOVE KINECT DOWN YOUR THROAT
UNLEASH THE SIMULATED FAMILY!I LOVE YOU TIM SCHAFER!!
What is this I don't even
Notice how no one cheers when they show shit?Yeah...