>>94937612
dude this is me exactly, just brought tears to my eyes.. not the good kind

>>94937699

Its weird when I try to make my personality better by learning new things but realize even if I do I wouldn't be able to put what I learned into words correctly.

You faggots are shitcunts.

Do I have to satisfy all the criteria or just one or two?

>>94937763
i dont even bother. are you ugly by any chance? im actually an above average fellow but everytime i get a date i fuck it up and break up with her

You must in this thread if you love VIDEO GAMES

>>94937928

I really don't know, girls use to approach me for a quick chat but it always comes off as sloppy and we never had anything interesting to talk about. Half of the time it was "Oh yeah I'm doing good" and then back to awkward silence.

>>94938013
The trick is to never stop talking. Even if it's just complete verbal diarrhea, just keep talking.

>>94938013
most of my shit was over text (i never saw a use for facebook), then when we meet up irl it just feels awkward as shit and i bail

Aw shit I'm all of those things.

I did go to uni but stopoed after 2 years.

I use MSN for online people, mostly group chats since not many people want to talk with me 1 on one.

>>94938085

I'm not one of those people to keep talking, I have problems making conversation as it is, that wouldn't help a person to like me.

You're over the age of 19
You have a diagnosed mental disorder (5 actually)

Wow I only have two. And I thought I was a loser.

GOING TO BEST UNIVERSITY IN MY STATE

FUCK YEAH

LIFE IS GOOD

You're over the age of 19
You have a diagnosed mental disorder (depression)

I still feel miserable even though I only fit two of the criterias

>>94938103

When I use to use my cellphone it would be for meet ups with my old high school friends 2 years ago, we broke contact and I haven't even touched my cellphone in the last year. I never liked texting since I'm not even good at one to one conversations in person let alone on text.

>>94938304
im much better on text since you have time to think about what your gonna say, as opposed to the split second adrenaline rushing action of a 1 on 1 irl convo

>>94938437

How often do you go out of your way to hang out with people in real life since you said you didn't have any friends to talk to other than over the phone?

>>94938538
i have one friend who lives ~1000 miles away, i lost contact with all my other friends from over there. ever since i moved(about 2-3 years ago) ive hardly left the house other than to hang out with family

28
None.
Several girlfriends, long gone.
Bought a car at 18, didn't go anywhere, gave it away.
Hate my family, all of them.
Never used Facebook or such shit, used to ICQ/IRC long ago.
ADHD/Bipolar/BPD
Stay at home on Friday? I've been here for five years.
No personality to speak of, unless drunk. Them I'm horny and loud.
I could change, but I no longer care enough to do so.

>>94938656

Whenever my family wants to hang out its usually on days like Easter, thanksgiving, or christmas. Even then we have almost nothing to talk about because the rest of the family thats joining us does far more than me. I do live with them, but we hardly ever make chat. I could go for days without saying a word to my parents and my brother abused me when I was younger so I don't even bother to talk to him.

Fox and grapes is disparaging something because you can't have it.
That picture is retarded.

>>94938906

In reality, he wants dem grapes.

>>94938830
the only one i really talk to, which is still not that much, is my older brother but other than that i pretty much just sit there and listen. its like my family thinks im a shrink or some shit

>inb4 200+ posts of people telling random strangers that life is much better for them than it is for op
Why do you faggots need to hype up your life to something much more than it is to a complete stranger?
Is it your pathetic way of feeling better for yourself?

19 is not old

stop your whining

don't go to parties expecting to score, because YOU WON'T if you're a miserable awkward shit. Go there just to have fun and meet new people. Only hang around people you actually like hanging around with. Getting a GF and all that other shit you're angsting about will come gradually and painlessly when you're moving in the right direction in your life.

>>94938944

Hes to egotistical to even make conversation with really, if I ever knock on his door he will go ape shit and tell me to get the fuck back to my room. He treats me like I'm still in primary school when I'm only 6 years younger than he is. Its probably because I have no real life experience and he throws that in my face as an excuse to forget I even exist.

>You're over the age of 19
28
>You have no real or online friends
No to both
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
No, i have and have had several
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Got my masters, thinking about getting another
>Never had a job and don't have a car
have both
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
talk to my parents a couple times a week, good relationship
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
not facebook, other things though
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
yeah but who doesnt?
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
sometimes i do. whenever i can i try to.
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
no i am an active individual
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
obviously not
whats wrong with you kids. stop moping like a bunch of girls and make your life better.

>>94938975
yes it is pleasing to see people who are doing worse than me, especially on here.

>>94938975

Where do you think we are?

>>94939176

I honestly don't understand why people like you even come on 4chan. I wouldn't if I had your life thats for sure.

>>94939173
my brothers alot like me, we get along well but he recently got a job and is starting to make friends so i feel like he's gonna stop talking to me as much

>going to be 22 in september
>have like 3 good "rl" friends and a shit ton of friends i made back when i played wow
>i live with my girlfriend
>Got my GED due to issues with moving a lot and not being able to attend school, but got my airframe and powerplant certification
>No, and i have a car. $4 a gallon sucks dick
>i take my sisters kid to karate once a week, and we hang out and have dinner once a week
>Facebook. steam if that counts i guess.
>nope.jpg
>I dont go out EVERY weekend. who the fuck goes out EVERY weekend?
>Meh, i guess im quiet.
>MFW i would be okay with my situation never really changing.

Although, i would like to move out of this shitheap apartment and buy a house, but that's not really a "bad thing".

Also, i hate the ronery neckbeard virgin stigma attached to vadeogames, and in particular, this board.

Quit being shitheads.

I fit most of that criteria. I'm 28, manic depressive with no family or friends. Abused physically & sxually as a child. It makes no sense that I dont connect, with any thing.

>You're over the age of 19
16
>You have no real or online friends
All my "real" friends are shitty people and all my online friends are extreme bros.
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Never had a girlfriend, have befriended girls.
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
I'm not even out of high school yet. I'm practically a dropout, though.
>Never had a job and don't have a car
True.
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
I talk to my family all the time.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
Hahahah faggot
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
Sociopathic aspie.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
>implying that's not the best way to spend a friday
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
I have a literally fantastic personality and it makes me horrible.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
I'm not even an adult yet, my life's going to change a shitload.

>>94939396

You aren't forced to be in here, you can leave at any time.

>You're over the age of 19
21

>You have no real or online friends
I have 2 or 3 real friends who are as socially retarded as myself

>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Last girlfriend i had was 3/4years ago, can't really remember. Still a virgin.

>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
I'm still trying to go to college

>Never had a job and don't have a car
only summer jobs and i have a car

>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
this is true

>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
i only use msn when i want something and i need to talk to the other person

>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
nope, but i'm pretty sure I've been depressed for the last 10 years

>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
mostly, we do bbq at one of my friends house sometimes, we drink beers and play casual games

>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
i'm very shy at first but i'm usually fun to be around after the long awkward silence

>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
I've been like this since i was 13/14 so i guess, i'm not gonna change now

>>94939396
Hey, a normalfag!
How are you? What's it like to be a victim of cultural brainwashing?

>>94939314
i have just been posting here for so long that it became a habit. i get my trolling out of my system here i guess.

>>94939537

I'd be going to bars or clubs hanging out with friends or more importantly, not be on the internet at all.

>>94939474
4chan is 18+, reported.

>You're over the age of 19
17
>You have no real or online friends
Around 20 ish
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Never went out with anyone, but some of my friends are girls.
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Plan to go to College or Uni
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Don't have either
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
I talk to them still.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I do
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
No
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Sometimes
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
No
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
Probably

You're over the age of 19
>21
You have no real or online friends
>I do.
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
>Got me on the girlfriend bit.
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
>Didn't even graduate high school.
Never had a job and don't have a car
>Got me.
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
>For the most part, I guess.
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
>I do to keep in touch with people.
You have a diagnosed mental disorder
>Haven't gotten checked out, ever.
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
>Depends.
You lack a personality and don't say much in person
>Pretty much, until I warm up to the person I'm talking to.
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
>Okay.

>>94939349

Its weird, he is a lot like I am, stays in his room, doesn't really hang out with his friends, he talks to the rest of the family but comes off as an angsty teenager 90% of the time with them. I just kind of fake a smile with my family and pay respects to them without getting to upset if they ask a dumb question. He probably doesn't like the fact I've never had a job and thinks I'm the only one on the planet who has never had a job in there teen years.

>>94939591
why the fuck would i go to bars or clubs? bars are a waste of money and clubs are for idiots. if i want to get drunk with friends ill go to a bbq or something. i mostly just get high with people and watch movies after work.

I have of of them...
What can I do to?

>>94939622
>implying I don't know, give a flying fuck, or can't change my IP

>>94939736
cool, come back when youve matured a bit in a few years, okay?

FUCK SAKE, BAN THIS FAGGOT, THIS ISN'T FUCKING YOUTUBE

>HURR DURR THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT HURR DURR XDD :(

YES I MAD, VERY FUCKING MAD

>>94939536
>Curtural brainwashing.

I hope you realize that you even being on the internet, especially a site like this, would count as major "cultural brainwashing". Im now going to ignore all your half-assed troll comments.

>>94939489
Why i would i leave? i like it here when we actually talk about videogames. The trolls trolling trolls just gets annoying at times.

>You're over the age of 19
20
>You have no real or online friends
2 Online friends, about 8 real friends
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Had three girlfriends, in a relationship right now, befriended several
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Studying electronics and telecommunication
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Had a job, dont have a car though, don't think ill buy one seeing the oil prices are so fucking high in my country
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
I talk with my mother and frequently go hang out with my sister.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I use msn to talk with my online friends, have facebook.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
Nope
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Sometimes I do that
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
I don't think so.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
I'm comfortable with how i'm faring


Am i a normalfag?

>>94939804
I'd rather progress through maturing while being on 4chan than having shit to do with the real world or temporary niche communities. More experience and learning this way.

PFFT NO I R PERFECT LIVIN IN LYFE I GOTZ 50 BILLION FRIENDZ ON FACEBOOK ROFL XD

>>94939840
>he calls me a troll
>he thinks the internet has a culture
Sir, how much do you even know about the internet? You seem like every standard reddit.com/r/pics subscriber, cracked.com f5 spammer, and youtube poop hater.

>You're over the age of 19
20
>You have no real or online friends
yes
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
nope 1 gf and a shitload of friendzones
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
nope studying pharmacy
>Never had a job and don't have a car
no car but had a few jobs
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
isn't that the sum of all communication in general?
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
skype = free calls & SMS
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
nope, but should I go to a shrink most probably would be
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
omg sooo unusual for a /b/tard
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
unprovable and undenieable from the perspective of "self"
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
and see no problem

>>94940022
You clearly don't even understand the comment you made, but you are a tripfag so i guess that makes sense.

I dont even know what the fuck reddit, cracked, or youtube poop is.

fuck it i took a video of myself ansewring these gay questions

while high on 420

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTremiboOdY

>>94940173

wut.

>You're over the age of 19
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change

thats me alright

none of these apply to me. /v/, you make me sad sometimes. I really want to hook you up with a nice nerd chic girl who is reevaluating what she finds attractive.

I'll get you laid /v/- even if its the last thing I do

>>94940158
>he says that I don't know what I was talking about
>then he says that he doesn't know what I was talking about
How can you even be so stupid?

>>94938786

What do you do on a daily basis?

>>94937986
post

you niggers need to stop your self loathing

I'm 18 but can I apply anyway because my birthday is coming up?

Why OP is so persistent in posting this particular thread?

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I mad

>>94940407
>>94940372

Nobody in here is bawwing you fucking faggots.

>>94940346
>i'm talking about a completely different post that you made.
>what i said just further reinforced my first point.

Stay classy. You need some sleep i think. Goodnight.

threads like these give me hope. get your life fixed, peeps

22 going to be 23 this year.

I have a few real life and online friends but i seldom see them.

Both are true.

I had a job at a bakery for two days. I have a car.

I'm actually pretty social with my family.

I have a facebook but i rarely use it. I often use MSN and AIM.

Aspergers. was actually diagnosed by a doctor.

Other than with my family yes.

I tend to not say much in person with people but i tend to be more vocal with people i know really well

If i dont do anything yeah.

I'm nineteen
I have plenty of friends (none online, wtf is that?)
Just broke up with my girlfriend, but start getting closer to a female friend
Going to university
Don't need a car (live in a big city) but do have a good side job
See my father for lunch at least once a week, often telephone with my mother or invite her over for a couple of days
Use facebook but just to write with friends, not some retarded bullshit
Am fucking fine
NO FUCKING WAY I STAY HOME AT A FUCKING WEEKEND
Can't really answer that myself, but my friends seem to regard me a good guy to talk to, so I'd say I have a normal, distinguishable personality.

IF I DONT LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT ME I TRY TO CHANGE IT
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

>>94940517
Sir, context is probably the most ambiguous thing about the english language.
Now that I see what you're saying, I'll give a proper retort:
The bullshit you're trying to pull off right here is only proof of your cultural indoctrination. Have fun with not being able to block out or filter the constant perceptual overstimulation called the modern world, faggot.

>>94940537

typical asspie, no one will ever like you.

>>94940683

\('.')/

>>94940631
OHH
OOOOOHHHHH
OHHH

THAT ARE SO LONG WORDS
AND SUCH A LONG SENTENCE

YOU MUST BE LIKE SUPER INTELLIGENT
LIKE EINSTEIN OR SHIT
I TOTALLY THINK THIS IS HOW YOU SPEAK IN REAL LIFE

YOU MUST BE TOTALLY RIGHT IN THE ARGUMENT YOURE HAVING WITH THE OTHER GUY WHO DOESNT USE 6SYLLABLE WORDS AND MUST BE DUMB
FUCK YOU HARD AND FAST YOU STUPID MORON

>>94940683
Fuck you, I like him

>>94940827
>implying that I'm even able to speak without using overly descriptive grammar and formations
I'm autistic, you faggot. This isn't me trying to look cool, this is me being unable to be modest. That part of my brain is fucking broken.

>>94940878

Well thanks.

>>94940894
Any doubt i previously had in my mind about your troll status is now gone, so congratulations on that i guess.

>>94940894

My brain is also somewhat broken, we're like two peas in a pot.

>>94940083

What do you do on a daily basis if you have no friends?

>>94940894
>I'm autistic, faggot
Ya, right.

Sage'd for normalfag faggotry. /v/ is for vidya games and dragon dildoes

>>94941018
Want some proof that I'm unable to be modest and use stupid grammar?
Don't care whether you do, I'm posting it anyways.
[08:12:46] <googoogjoob> DISCORPORATE AND COME WITH ME
[08:12:54] <googoogjoob> SHIFTING, DRIFTING, CLOUDLESS, STARLESS
[08:12:59] <googoogjoob> VELVET VALLIES AND A SAPPHIRE SEA
[08:14:58] <Wareya> I feel particularly awesome because I rediscovered my internal awareness of state of mind
[08:15:05] <Wareya> also pseudo-autism so I suck at communicating it
[08:15:09] <googoogjoob> csb
[08:15:13] <Wareya> yes
[08:15:17] <googoogjoob> dicks
[08:15:56] <googoogjoob> i feel like i am aware of everything regarding myself mentally-emotionally-socially but i can't do shit about it
[08:16:09] <googoogjoob> and i can only very rarely perceive these things in other people
[08:16:16] <Wareya> mirror neurons
[08:16:18] <googoogjoob> but i'm capable of understanding people as machines
[08:16:24] <googoogjoob> i mean
[08:16:30] <googoogjoob> people are for the most part boring and predictable
[08:16:39] <Wareya> this is true
[08:16:54] <googoogjoob> i can't treat someone like a human being if that is all i know them as
[08:17:01] <googoogjoob> a fucking windup toy going through the motion
[08:17:01] <googoogjoob> s
[08:17:09] <Wareya> I hold "kinds of people" in a special place in my mind that is outside of things connected to ethics solely so that I don't judge people based on how they come off
[08:17:15] <googoogjoob> kk
[08:17:55] <Wareya> it forces me to analyze people even if I'm wrong about it, so I don't ever not know why I feel a way about a person
[08:18:31] <Wareya> obviously sometimes I get into states of mind and personality where that gets fucked over and you've seen me be like that
[08:18:33] <Wareya> it's ugly
[08:18:40] <googoogjoob> k
[08:19:35] <googoogjoob> so
[08:19:36] <googoogjoob> wat do

>>94941036
YOU MUST BE THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH BRAIN PROBLEMS


IN THE WHOLE WORLD

>>94941228

It is rare to find other people who are as socially retarded as me.

>>94941430
protip: the majority of "social skills" are cultural bullshit. Bullshit in the literate figurative sense, not the explicative sense. They haveno reason or meaning to them.

> They still believe there is such a thing as social skills

its how you present yourself, social skills are always with you, you just have to improve upon your speeches.

>>94941482
>Bullshit in a literal sense
>social skills are useless

I don't have to even insult you, you proved your stupidity autistic-level arrogance by yourself.

>>94941211
>foreverafaggot.jpg

>>94941606
Not being a victim to the bullshit you call useless makes better than you.

You know OP, instead of writing all of that you could have just written "post here if you're losers", it's much shorter.

Can we get more people to contribute to the loner status?

>>94941666
I see you lost your ability to form coherent sentences, given you had such an ability (generous assuption).

>>94941828
OHO!

>>94941828
Not being (a victim to (the bullshit you call useless)) makes [me] (better than you).
>implying me being awake for 24+ hours doesn't make me start dropping words random and accidentally while typing

>You're over the age of 19
21
>You have no real or online friends
Small group of friends, no online contacts.
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
True
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
True
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Had a job for a few months after high school. Haven't done shit since. No car, either.
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
I talk with my mom, but rarely to my siblings/father.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
Facebook, but no one outside of my small group of friends actually contact me.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
Nope.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
More often than not.
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
I'd like to think I do, but I'm not sure. I don't socialize outside of my small social circle very often.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
Haven't done shit with my life in three years. It could very well go on this way unless I do something soon.

>Over the age of 19
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
I'll count this one, i guess.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
sure, i get invited to them but never want to go.
>Never had a job and don't have a car
got me there. kids i know had parents that loved them and gave them a car. guess i'm a loser in that sense.

>>94941983

What do you do and talk about with your small circle of friends?

Not me OP my life is awesome.

Bunch of close friends, a good job, a sports car, get on amazing with my father (less with my mother).

Protip: There is no such thing as social retardation, you're just plain retards.

An intelligent person could adapt to most social groups with minimal knlowledge about the group.
You all are just idiots that were bullied or unpopular and didn't have enough exposure to some social norms in order to become the typical socializing idiot.

Now stop drowning yourself in your self pity, making excuses and feeling secure in your misery and either go out and have horrible social experiences until your tiny brain figures out how to act or just kill yourself, or at very least stop flooding /v/ with this crap.

>>94942201

This is was delusional normalfags with no knowledge on mental disorders actually believe.

>>94942078
play vidya, drink, go to the cinema, etc. Pretty standard shit. Most of them are actually in college.

> They think depression is a real medical condition.

>You're over the age of 19

19

>You have no real or online friends

I have five real close friends and am friendly with many others

>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl

Never had a girlfriend, but am friends with many girls

>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university

About to finish by freshman year of college

>Never had a job and don't have a car

I have a car, and I already have a summer job lined up

>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you

Eh, usually I talk with them about more than just how I'm doing

>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)

I have a Facebook account and just over 100 friends

>You have a diagnosed mental disorder

Nope

>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction

There's not much for me to do on campus. I don't know many people.

>You lack a personality and don't say much in person

I'm generally quiet, if that's what you mean.

>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change

I'm fine with how things are now.

You mean there are actually people over the age of 17 who have no car?

God damn losers.

except I have or had all of that. get jealous nerds.

>>94942201
That's called oblique sociopathy.

>>94942340

Yeah, and I bet they're saving more money than you ever will.

>>94942363
Get out of here, Lee.

>>94941928
>implying you are allowed to have mistakes in an argument, no matter the excuse. Especially when you are putting forth a controversial opinion and need to make sure you look respectable so people will see you respectably.

Oh, and fuckface, social skills are important.

Of course they are a cultural thing, culture is a part of the society. Social skills are the skills used to be part of the society.

And if you want to sit back and say "I don't need that shit, subtlety is for idiots" it proves you are autistic.

Whipping your cock out in public is not good social form.

If you just found out that somebody's sister just died, and you tell them to shut the fuck up because they just started crying in class, that is not good social form.

Being able to comfort someone in their time of need and think about others over yourself? That is good social form.

>>94942402

Except that's not how it works, you need a car for a good job.

>>94942201

FUCKING THIS

>>94942260

You must be one of those socially retarded kids who think they have assburgers as an excuse for their social ineptitude. You dont you are just a social fuckwit... like the other guy said

>Now stop drowning yourself in your self pity, making excuses and feeling secure in your misery and either go out and have horrible social experiences until your tiny brain figures out how to act or just kill yourself, or at very least stop flooding /v/ with this crap.

QFT

>>94942363
yeah this is totally him right

>>94942262

how often is that? I have one good friend from elementary school that I get in contact with every 2 months but he doesn't care to call me out anymore and whenever he does he forces me to go to his house, he never wants to do anything.

>>94942260

I'm not saying mental disorders don't exists, I'm saying you faggots don't have them.
Except depression, but instead of taking that Xanax/Helex and Zoloft you cunts just wallow, you don't want to change, you don't want to leave your secure little place.

Playing Minecraft doesn't make you magically autistic, you want to be autistic so you can justify your life long failures in society.

>>94937612
Everything there except I dropped out of high school.

>>94942473
Alright, I'll play on fair ground and be less pretentious.
Only because it's the kind of social skill I'm okay with, and I know how, though.

Now, things like knowing how to help people out emotionally or knowing what would be "fitting" for an emotional conversation? Knowing how to deal with people without being a dick about them and yourself? Those are non-cultural social skills. Those are the kind that I'm okay with.

But the next time that someone calls me a punk because I wear a motorcycle jacket or calls me a fag because I wear a cabbie hat, I'm going to tell them how delusional they are and that the fact that they know how to point out a fashion style and the stereotypes attached to it doesn't mean shit. The next time that someone tells me I'm not cool enough, or that I'm "stupid" because I think that them "not wanting to grow up" is ignorant bullshit, I'm going to tell them that they're a culturally delusional dick.

>>94941482
OHHHH I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE AUTISTIC


You are pathetic. Not in the retarded-pathetic sense. Just pathetic. Crying for attention. You fucking mistake.

Normalfags...everywhere...we don't want your help, get that through your fucking skulls.

>>94942478
Or you can just catch a bus and/or train.

A weekly return ticket to the city for me is cheaper then the petrol I'd be spending.

>>94942709
This is probably the wrong picture but I don't give enough fucks about your prejudiced perception to give a real argument.
> >>94942707

This isnt videogames get it the hell off this board.

I am very close to this, I used to be suicidal now I am just sad.

Isnt videogames.

>>94942503
I usually hang out with my best friend at least once a week. The rest of my friends are out of town, or really busy so I only seem them once or twice a month.

Hope you make some new friends soon, man.

mods = fags

>>94942764

A lot of high paying jobs will turn you away as soon as they find out you have no licence.

>You're over the age of 19
20.

>You have no real or online friends
A few real ones, no online friends to speak of.

>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
I befriended a couple of girls one of them showed me her tits, no girlfriend though.

>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
In college.

>Never had a job and don't have a car
Truth.

>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Truth.

>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
Truth.

>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
ADD and an extremely mild version of autism

>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Truth.

>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
Depends, with friends I'm the funny guy of the group, at home I only speak when spoken to.

>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
I don't know. Maybe when I get a job I'll change. Maybe when I get a girlfriend I'll change.

>>94942742

You're not a special little snowflake, you're a retard that still has problems that only bother 15-year-old teenagers.

No one wants to help you, we just want you to stop shitting up the board in search of approval of your lifestyle with your pitiful attampts at finding fellow lowlifes.

tl;dr Fuck off you whiney cunt.

>>94942785
Yeah, it was the wrong image.

It hit pretty close, though.

>implying that this desktop doesn't show me to be the face of autism

>>94942911

What do you talk about with them and how long can you last in conversations?

the funniest thing is I am none of those. The closest thing is staying in on Friday nights, but i spend them gaming with my girlfriend.

Everyone is so fucking jealous

>>94942937

Why will you turn into a normalfag? Socializing is for pussies.

>>94942945
In all seriousness, I would much rather be the guy you're responding to than you. Anyone who comes into these threads for the purpose of putting down people who are already at the bottom of the barrel is a piece of shit.

>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university

Other than this, everything on that list. I dropped out and got a GED.

>You're over the age of 19
20
>You have no real or online friends
in college with my best friend, have plenty of other friends that i don't care that much about
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
only 2 girlfriends, close with the befriending but including my ex's i've still had a few female friends
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
in a university atm
>Never had a job and don't have a car
sadly haven't had a job, have a car though
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
love my family, see em as much as i can
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
wrong
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
I guarantee few people on 4chan do, they like to play pretend though
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
hard to do at college
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
only around a lot of strangers, I'm fine around at least one friend
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
not at all, change is simple with the right mindset

-false (18)
-false
-false
-false
-false
-false
-false (fuck facebook and myspace, i use skype though.)
-true (aspergers)
-false
-false
-false

you got me on one of them op. sucks to be you.

Well, I'm over 19

The rest: not so much. Losers.

Get this shit off V. Go to /soc

>>94943107
I'm not really a social type.
I tried to hang out in the city with some friends a couple of times but I got very bored. Went home and played some video games.

>>94943152
Oh hey, someone posted something I agree with completely!
I can't find a single flaw in your post. Not even a subjective one.

>>94942497
This, I was properly diagnosed with assmunchers, and I see fuckers out there who make me seem like a well adjusted person of complete mental normalcy.

Maybe it was because I wasn't diagnosed until older and thus not coddled and called special and given an excuse, but it really isn't that fucking hard to know how to act in every day situations, without looking like a fucking downy.

It's not a matter of most of you fucks not being able to pick up on social skills, it's you not wanting to.

I'll accept that some of you are genuinely trying to, but then there are the fuckers who just don't even try. The dumbfucks who take anime fuck pillows out in public and this faggot >>94941482 right here.

>>94941482

Just because you think something isn't important doesn't make it so. Right now I'm thinking real hard that mud is actually delicious german choclate. Why don't you go outside and eat some and then come back and tell me whether or not I made it so.

Another thing for you loosers ...

IF you are, say .. lets be generous .. aged 20 or over - it is not normal for you to be a virgin.

Fucking stop playing vidya for a night and fapping to hentai trap porn, find a fat chick, buy her a drink, tell her you think she is attractive, touch her hand, dont be a social reatard and spout memes at her.

inb4 "I dont give a fuck" .. "Hurr I dont conform to your social norms" .. "Im asexual" .. "I prefer vidya" these are all signs that you are a social tard - if you are a virgin, how do you know you prefer vidya or you dont care?

You would give all of your vidya achievements and xbox points to have a hot girl wake you up with a blow job .. you know its true

You're over the age of 19 - 22, so yeah
You have no real or online friends - Wrong, got tons of them
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl - Well, befriended a girl, yes, several, in fact, but no girlfriend
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university - Went to college, but didn't pick the right education
Never had a job and don't have a car - Looking for a job as of writing, and in good hope of finding something, but cars are overrated
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you - Yes I do, we eat dinner and help each other out all the time
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc) - Oh yes I do
You have a diagnosed mental disorder - Autistic Spectrum Disorder, not affecting my social life one shit
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction - Only when I don't have any other activities during the weekends
You lack a personality and don't say much in person - Nope, I'm generally known in my community as the "smart and generous guy who is a bit of a sore loser"
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change - Everything changes man, you can't live without a job forever even if you live with your parents.

>>94943040
Mostly vidya/movies/music sometimes our feelings I usually stray from any intellectual debate because I tend to have a hard time putting my thoughts into words. I'm definitely the weakest link in that regard.

>You're over the age of 19
23
>You have no real or online friends
Plenty of both
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Plenty of both
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Bachelors degree
>Never had a job and don't have a car
No car, have a job
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
My family is very close to me
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I use MSN plenty. Facebook however is stupid.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
no
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Roleplaying every saturday, hanging out with friends either online or offline
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
lol i trol u
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
That would be awesome!

>>94943292

You just aren't trying hard enough.

>>94943257
I already posted about that and verified what I was intending to communicate, though.
> >>94942707
I just think that most "normal" social skills are vain.

Also, I do think that anime dolls/pillows are awful from a view of the kind of people who get them. I'm acting how I am right now because I see most of the people here the same way as I see them. The times people showed themselves to be somewhat respectable to me I've given proper responses.

>>94943257
here

Just saw this
>>94942707

Sorry, didn't know what you meant. People thinking you are in a gang because you wore a particular coloured shirt is fucking shit.

So I heard this board was for VIDEOGAMES

>>94943407

Most of my past friends don't even talk about politics or religion or anything that links to those discussions, me and my one only good friend only ever talk about video games because I know nothing else that is brought up in other subjects.

sage
take it to /b/, /soc/, /adv/ or anywhere else
No one cares if you are too retarded to make friends

>You're over the age of 19
Yep
>You have no real or online friends
Nope
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Nope
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Nope
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Never had a job, but have a car.
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Nope visit them every other week, keep in touch with them often.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
Nope, got Skype and MSN open 24/7
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
I'm not actually sure. They just said I had anger issues.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Kind of, I have roommates and converse with the people at the nearby gas station when I need food.
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
Depends really. sometimes I'm chatty and social, other times I'm quiet.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
Nope.

I am
Too many of them in fact, I just HAVE to nerd on chan for half of the week, otherwise I wouldn't have enough cash for food
Never had GF, but have alot of female friends. In fact my male/female friend ratio is about 50/50
Currently at university
Don't have car because im a retard, getting my licence this summer though. Had a job, dont neet it now though
Got facebook and several others social media
No diagnosed mental disorder, apart from narcism. I'm fine with it though :)
Depends. Sometimes I do play vidya for the whole weekend, sometimes I'm hanging out with friends for 3 days constantly.
You cannot lack a personality, this statement is illogical.
Not realy. I did change alot in my life already and planning to do even more.

>>94943152

Hah, what, I should feel emphaty for him? I should succumb to social norms and help out a poor soul? How about you grow up, or rather grow a brain.

I came into this thread to tell him to stop shitting /v/ up not to give him a helping hand.
I don't care about him, his feelings nor your opinion about me and that makes me a lot more human then you, because unlike you I don't sit on my high horse and act as if I am better then I actually am.

Op asks for people that are like him to post in this thread, people still post even though nothing applies to them just to rub it in the faces of those less fortunate than them
Captcha "humility tokinn"
Also video games.

>>94943460
Ah, alright man. Yeah, I live in a city near Albany, but still in Massachusetts. People range from ridiculously judgmental, to being culture-hating as I am, to being one minded and helpful to anyone. I'm constantly going back and forth between the last two because of how bullshitty people are sometimes.
I hope that I've managed to communicate what kind of social "skills" I think are bullshit, though. I'm not good at this kind of communication unless I'm doing it with someone nearly as sociopathic or autistic as I am.
clinically diagnosed as both; not bullshitting when I say that

Take this to /b/ where it belongs.

>>94943510
I take it you'd rather talk about something else with them?

Why are you idiots replying to this if you don't even come close to being described in the OP? You're just as bad as the people who are foreveralone if not worse for bragging.

OP sounds like me. But I do give a fuck. Still my potential suicide could provide a lot of lulz for anon, so it's not all bad.

>>94943758

Like what?

Get this garbage off V.

I'm 25. Yes to everything, except:
>Never had a job and don't have a car
I've held a job twice for a few months. I don't have a car though.
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
They know too much about me because I visit them often. I go there to eat because I'm a poorfag.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
No, I refuse that.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
I can't go any more down right now except commit a suicide, so in a sense, everything is going to get better for me.

>mfw this describes all /v/irgins

>>94943292
Is there a score lower than 0/10?

>>94943292
But the shit I am sexually attracted to is very hard to come by.

Find me a pretty chick who would enjoy rough dominating sex, domination on both parts, not just her sitting there like a stump begging me to slap her around a bit.

What I want is like a physical fight, but with fucking.

And no spouting shit like TAKE IT YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT, I prefer them to not swear like an eight year old.

Plus I want to fuck a mime but she has to be quiet the entire time, even during orgasm. She has to mime it.

Where the fuck do I even begin to find that?

Or a girl who will let me paint her with the paint that glows in UV light, and then fuck her.

I don't want to go through all the shit of wooing her only to find out that she thinks body paint is too weird.

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE TURNED OF BY THE DEAD HOW IS BODY PAINT THAT GLOWS GOING TOO FAR

>I should succumb to social norms and help out a poor soul?
If there ever was a social norm worth succumbing to, this would be it.

>>94943858

Thats only if you're going to make it better.

>older than 18 with no car

LOL poor people - if you spent your money on something besides videogames and got a job instead of crying on the internet - you wouldn't be so faggoty.

>>94943911
Turned ON* by the dead. You know what I meant.

>>94943976

>>94943813
I don't know, you tell me. It just seems like you're not very content with just talking about vidya.

>>94943976

I seriously don't see the problem in not owning a car, not many people can afford one let alone drive one.

>>94944040
Are you shitting me? Are you only looking at your online vidya friends? Because everyone I know - and I'm in school - has one.

>>94944036

i got a few, including you

>>94944037

Because I always think it is boring him or he wants to change the subject on something that he is knowledgeable in but I am not.

Whenever that happens I just nod my head or agree with whatever he is saying with a "yes" or "right" answer.

>>94943922
>If there ever was a social norm worth succumbing to, this would be it.

Too bad it still isn't worth doing so.

>You're over the age of 19
18
>You have no real or online friends
Haven't seen my friends from highschool for a long while, hoping to make some at uni
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Yep
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Attending uni
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Had jobs, no car
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Just my brother. I'm close with my mom and dad.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
Use MSN and Steam.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
Nope.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Pretty much
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
I can be funny and witty around people I'm comfortable with, else I'm just awkwardly quiet
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
Fuck. No.

>>94944108

You americans and your love for cars...seriously, not everyone can afford one, don't make me repeat myself.

>>94944036
then why are you holding up 2 fingers stupid fucking bitch whore can't even count get on your knees and give me a blow jay

Get this shit off /v/

>>94944108

Posting

>>94944115
You can't find any other common ground with him?

>>94944172
LOL yuropoors
Also yeah, I don't see the point in owning a car if you have no friends, no where to go, nothing to do.

>ZOMGAWD U DONT HAVE CAR UR FAILURE AT LYFE XD

This is what retarded americans actually believe.

>>94943441
>>94943894

Fucking lol'd at people thinking I was trolling .... there was no intenetion to troll anyone with that post .... that is my honest opinion ....

and the fact that you think I was trolling is mildly concerning ... do you honestly think that being 20+ and never seen a real life nipple is the norm?

Really it fucking isnt.

pic related

First part of thread: "aspies" get TOLD
Second part: Car trolling

good job /v/.

>>94944328
Seriously

There is a reason you use sex as a social yard stick

Sex is so casual these days, if you are any good round people, you will have gotten laid around 16. Just go to partys, meet people, hook up, meet other people, look for a SO if thats your thing...

And if you take advice from 40 year old virgin or american pie - you're fucking helpless.

The norm has nothing to do with my personal life, get fucked if you think I should be getting pussy every single night and getting head, you make it seem like you're forced to do this.

You're over the age of 19
>I'm 25
You have no real or online friends
>Too many of both to count
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
>Happily married for 2+ years now
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
>Graduated from University of Washington with my degree in Philosophy
Never had a job and don't have a car
>I'm a State Trooper so I have a job that gives me a bitchin police interceptor
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
>Talk to my family regularly and we hang out
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
>Have a facebook, skype my friends, txt on iphone a lot
You have a diagnosed mental disorder
>I sort of have generalized anxiety disorder... near crippling anxiety at random times that makes me terrified to do normal activities, but I slow my breathing and think my way through those days
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
>I work all fridays, and if I stay home its to play the vidya
You lack a personality and don't say much in person
>Most people enjoy my sense of humor, i'm kind of like a socially presentable /b/
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
>Hmm, we'll see...

>>94944273
Here in AMERICA, we drive.

Unless you are in NYC, Boston, DC, Baltimore, or Chicago, you need a car, seriously. There is shit public transport otherwise.

>You're over the age of 19

Can I post? I apply to this

>>94944492
If you aren't getting laid at LEAST every month - something is wrong with you. Or you are married.

>>94944540
>implying bicycles

>>94944108
But fuel costs more then train tickets in my country.

Why would I want to spend more money just to get caught in the fucking huge traffic jam that begins at 7:30?

And how does not owning a car make me a social fuck up? Don't say ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE ONE, your friends can ride wheel barrows full of dicks up your arse, that doesn't mean I'll join in. Just tell me how not owning a car makes me a social fuck up, when I live in an area where less and less people own cars.

Or look at New Yorkers, not many of them drive, so are they, ignoring everything else they do, social fuck ups, simply because not many own cars?

>>94944540

I'm glad you don't get ridiculed in Canada for not being able to drive, we can take public transportation and stick with it without retards like you generalizing us saying "Haha he has no friends, he has nowhere to go! ROFL".

>You're over the age of 19
Fuck, 18 here.
>You have no real or online friends
Decent amount of friends, two best friends though, the rest mere acquaintances.
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Pffftahaha, I've just broken up with a girl not one month ago, and had one a few months before that. In a bit of a dry spell though, but i regularly make friends that are girls, it's easy shit.
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
This is me, joining the army or some shit hopefully.
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Have had fuck all jobs, have my driving permit though
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Holy fuck no, my grandfather is hilarious, my grandmother is the fucking nicest woman on earth,I regularly visit my father and make interstate phone calls to my mother.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I have facebook but don't really use it that much.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
I don't think a dark sense of humor and lack of morals are mental disorders, so, no.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Rarely, most of the time i'm at my dad's or a friends.
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
Holy fuck no, i'm the clown of the group. I always try to say something funny, pretty mcuh the center of attention for both being pretty cool and being the brunt of all jokes.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
I like where I am now, but not being a virgin would be a nice change. Oh, and a job, so i can play more VIDYA GAMES

>>94944590

>if you aren't getting laid at least once a month there is something wrong with you

WELL guess that means there is something wrong with 70% of the general population then.

>>94944635
>>94944605

Read my other post - unless you live in a huge urban center - you need a car for a job, school, and hanging out, unless your best friend carts you all around

Otherwise you end up as a shut in in your moms basement.

>>94944527

>married
I'm sorry for you
>degree in Philosophy
LOL
>State Trooper
LOL that's what you get with a philosophy degree
>I sort of have generalized anxiety disorder
That's called being a pussy
>i'm kind of like a socially presentable /b/
Is that a pro or a con?

>>94944590

You guys are getting trolled, this post makes it obvious enough.

>>94944702

lol 70% of you maybe


The regular general public that is 18-30 is getting laid at least every month on the slowest.

>>94944748
hahahahaha what the fuck is wrong with this person

""I'm like a social acceptable /b/!"

hahahahaha

>>94944262

He goes to parties and concerts, do you think I could relate to that? Could you?

>>94944270
But my friends live on the same street.

Wait.

No.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

HE'S SO FUCKING FAT HE HAS TO DRIVE TWENTY METRES, AHAHAHA

YOU FAT FUCK.

THESE WERE BUILT FOR YOU, WEREN'T THEY?

>>94944784
>getting laid by multiple people
>getting laid by people you aren't emotionally harmonic with
>getting laid for sex and nor for romance

>>94944784

I love how you don't even give a source to that assumption. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

>>94944784
>The regular general public that is 18-30 is getting laid at least every month on the slowest.
You must be living on another planet.

>>94944907
The fuck is wrong with you

High school and collegeyears are time to party - fuck a lot of women, have fun, drink and hang out

After you find a job thats when you wife hunt lol

If you didn't get laid by the end of highschool - you are hopeless.

>>94944893
Your job and school are on the same street too? What about the mall? The movies? nice resturaunt?

Oh I forgot - you live in the basement, only leaving when you need more cheetos

>>94944954
>1305196318177.png
Nice image doubles.

>>94944748

I want moar of this.

>>94944926
Source - THE BROS I HANG OUT WITH, ME

Sorry if you never get laid brosef - kill yourself

>>94945036
>implying >>94941482

>You're over the age of 19
Nope.
>You have no real or online friends
Only a few friends after moving college, but heaps in home town.
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Nope, had alot.
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Studying music, so in between.
>Never had a job and don't have a car
Quit them, crashed it.
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Nope, brag with Dad about double downs.
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I do use them.
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
Wassup clinical depression.
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Yeah, but that's a choice thing.
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
Nope, I'm very good with people.
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
Wouldn't mind
>You suck at video games really.
Yes, yes I do.

>>94944784
Prove it.

Questionaires, scientific testing, knowledge garnered through going out into the desert and fasting.

Prove what you say.

reCAPTCHA wants proof as well.

>>94945036
>High school and collegeyears are time to party - fuck a lot of women, have fun, drink and hang out
Impossible when don't know any women and can't talk to them.

There are plenty of us like that. Stop counting just the frat boys.

>>94941482
Protip - you will die alone, and friendless. Your mother will weep by your grave because no one besides the pastor showed up to your funeral.

>>94944854
Parties? No. Concerts. Would depend on the music, but possibly. Honestly though, if you don't have anything in common, you might want to reconsider your friendship. Or at the very least make new friends.

>>94945172
you*

>>94945182
>implying I don't have friends

>>94945172
Jesus fuck are you serious? If you don't know any girls - thats because you never leave your room

Colleges are like 54% female these days

Meet someone in class and strike up a convo - ask them what they are doing this friday - tag along and repeat

You act like no one knows anyone unless they are in a frat and damn near retarded

>>94945194

He goes to ones that are for metal heads, people that do ex, cocaine, pretty much every drug you could think of, I doubt you would even step foot in those concerts.

>>94944748

Does ANYBODY have more of this picture or is just one?

>>94945172
>can't talk to women

>will die a virgin

>>94945172
>can't talk to women

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>94945172
>can't talk to women

>>94945172
Talk to women like you talk to guys. The kind who expect to be treated differently aren't worth talking to. The kind that don't appreciate it.

>>94945475
OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE TROLLING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>94945364
>>94945414
>>94945466

I can't keep up a conversation with a woman either, HURR HURR WE'RE ALL THE SAME HURR HURR.

>>94945414
That's what happens when one is insecure and puts every girl he talk to on a pedestal.

>You're over the age of 19
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder

Only these. Even with assburgers diagnosed as a kid I've managed to get a lot of friends (including girls) and have a healthy social life. It took a lot of work though.
I haven't told any of them about my condition, because I'm not exactly proud of it.

>be 22
>have gastroparesis
>always sick or feeling like shit
>lost touch of friends during years in and out of hospitals
>never had a girlfriend
>had to finish high school online

>>94945546

keeping a conversation is not that hard, starting one is though.

>>94945558
Seriously bro

Women are stupid

Get that through your head

Don't ask a girl - tell a bitch - they don't know what they want

Just rattle something about some random in the news celebrity and then ask them whats up

Hitting on a girl should be automatic - Do you want to get lunch? you should come over and study with me

Something normal and casual - you will get turned down

but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take nigs

>>94937612
almost got me op
everything applys to me except
>Never had a job and don't have a car
I have a car and I'm in the US Navy.

>>94945528
Nope. not trolling. Picture related.

>>94945686
Keeping up a conversation is hard too, because of those silent moments.

WHY DOES THIS THREAD HAVE 200+ REPLIES JESUS CHRIST.

>>94945621

Think you will always feel that way? Without friends and such?

>I'm 20 in July
>I have both online and offline friends
>Had an unofficial girlfriend when I was 15, have had close female friends in the past but we don't talk anymore
>Going as a mature age Uni student in 2013
>I have had 2 jobs, but I'm currently looking for work, I don't own a car and don't have a license due to not wanting to fuck around with filling out a log book and never being able to afford a car I wouldn't be humiliated driving
>Not true at all, I have good conversations with my parents and siblings
>I use facebook, MSN, Skype, but mainly talk to everyone I know either on Steam or the forum I admin
>No I don't, however Bipolar is a possibility as I've had instances of swinging between perfectly normal and severely depressed within about 20 minutes, however I suspect this may just be normal as it doesn't happen very often.
>Yes, I generally don't go out with friends as almost all of my friends are hundreds of kilometers away these days
>I have a strong personality and talk quite alot with my friends when we have actual topics, but I see no reason to spew random bullshit to strangers.
>Not applicable

Not particularly accurate, OP
3/10

>>94945745
HAHAHAHAHA

>over 19
>never had a girlfriend
>dont have a car
>dont talk to my older siblings
>dont use social media
>stay home on friday and weekends since my friend got a girlfriend(cant do anything with him anymore, have no other nearby friends)
>lack personality
>i WILL be this way forever because i dont want to change

>my face when /v/irgins all kill themselves in nerd rage

>>94945846
>LOL I TROL U

I had a girlfriend and got sick of her. All I want is my freedom.

What do you make of that?

OP confirmed for projecting his own unsatisifed desires onto others.

>>94945954

What do you often talk about with your friends and for how long?

BUMAPNN.

>>94945528

he speaks the truth ...

>>94945715

>but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take nigs

also that.

FFS people with their v plates ... take a chance, embarass yourself, ask them out the 9 negative replies will soon be forgotten when you are getting some sweet poontang.

Faint heart n'er won fair maid. Get out there and do it, imagine you are getting XP in your femle acquisition skill or something.


And one thing that really helped me and surpirsed me .. was talking to women out of your league, you wont try to pull them and thus will be alot more relaxed .. ergo then you may even get very lucky. Happened to me :)

>>94945316

>mfw I have the full set

>>94946595

There is no out of your league woman

they have no idea if they are ugly or not

and women date fat guys all the time

as long as your aren't /v/ fat LOL

actually if you are older than 20 and still a virgin


kill yourself


you have no chance

>>94945745
nah bro, just ask them stuff and they will talk.
>talk about movies (lastest blockbusters and shit like that)
>later on, you can even talk about CASUAL games if she's into them (most girls are)
>try some jokes (if you're not that good looking, or rich, being funny will be your best shot)
>some girls also like when you touch their hair (make shit up to accomplish this)
>you shouldn't rush things, but don't wait too much either or you WILL be friend zoned. (i think 2/3 months is fine, more than that and you're fucked)

i'm no pro and for me the hardest part is to actually start a conversation. This shit i'm telling you worked for me so far.

>>94946842

LOL IM NONE OF THOSE U MAD FAGGETS?

>>94946918
Is that you? I can see why you have no friends

>>94946842
Kid, you're the one who cares more about virginity here than the virgins.

>>94946968
Nope, that's not me.
You said you had pictures of me, didn't you? Or did I misunderstand?

>>94947033
Keep telling yourself that when you cry yourself to sleep cuddling a real doll every night

>>94946678

There is truth is the fact women dont know how fit they are .. and most - even the hot ones - will have low self esteem.

But its is porven that people generally go for someone of equal(ish) physical attractiveness. So talking to a 10 woman as 6 man you would be punching above your weight if you were to get lucky ... it happens but it far from the norm ..

>>94947075

This conversations has been going on for the last 2 hours about how you MUST lose your virginity or else you're a failure, you must be one retarded kid to hang out with in person.

>24
>Have fuck load of friends
>Fuck that just fuck em
>Left school at 16
>You can find me down at the club on the stage then rollin off in my escalade rollin on 30s
>Fuck them haven't seen em since I was 13
>Ye boi find me @yoyomunie
>The fuck boi? I'm sweet
>I'm out at the junt err night nigga
>Fuck naw
>Yea man stayin like dis till I die

>>94947075
Take a look at the amount of posts you have posted here, kid. It's pretty pathetic. You must not have any life of your own. Lol.

>>94947252
You've been trolled.

But it doesn't matter because you're a troll too

>>94947229
Can someone translate this to white suburbs?

>>94947324
The fuck you just say white ass bitch?

Sadly, I only qualify for one of those categories.

I just turned 22 today...

Don't mind me, just harvesting names and tripcodes to add to the filter list.

Trips:
!!ZF6B8C1s7Zm;!gxm5fvgBZ6;!!RARzt5yBwR6;!!xS20ZA905KG;!ArI0XarxGg;!NIGGER4AwE;!Jh8NkIFV3Y;!!fqz60VhX
g+O;!!NOfBOsqfjvI;!dPuSQp.cO6;!!V2psZo0B7y4;!!V68q9a7Jq3p;!!pWyGvyckVdU;!AUlQpEKq/2;!!KeollUqKcPN;!!
gvIuAe/tHbL;!BOxxYCh86I;!!BYKvUu77IVX;!.prnl2kz6k;!!VDTaUDjyqmW;!!n3jELdpei8k;!pYq/MoeMoE;!!6gMydrrk
ugL;!corwinBYTE;!jinYebDESU;!hyQ/zQyIa6

If you searched for your own trip in this list, I've got bad news for you. You're an attention whore.

>>94947324
>he lives in a suburb

You'd think it'd be statistically impossible for so many people to fulfill all these conditions while still be willing to post.

>>94947413
>my face when I'm not going to read that list of trips because it's probably an attention whore joke

You're over the age of 19
20
You have no real or online friends
Have awesome friends
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
Have a hat girl friend
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Studying 1st year programing
Never had a job and don't have a car
Have a jod and a car
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Yes to this one
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I do
You have a diagnosed mental disorder
Nope
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Nope
You lack a personality and don't say much in person
Lol, no
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
Nope, im awesome.Problem /v/?

No one likes any of you.

No one will ever enjoy your company.

Your family hates you secretly.

Get the fuck out of here.

>21
>Last time I spent two days without logging on msn / facebook, a friend sent me a sms to ask me if I was all right. There were about 25 people to my last birthday. And this week, I have spent every evening hanging out with a different bro. Feels good man.
>I actually have more female than male friends. Had one long distance relation, one real that lasted 2 weeks (I left because I really wasn't into her), and one girl madly in love with me which I friendzoned (because she was a crazy bitch). In the end yeah, I never had a "real" girlfriend.
>I am going to university !
>Had a few symmer jobs, and a car (an old as fuck one, that my sister gifted to me, but eh, it's still a car)
>One sister I don't speak with anymore, one that I don't see often since she moved with her bf, and I don't speak much with my parents, right
>I have a facebook, 300 +/- friends (200 I know IRL, 50 I see regularly), and I am always connected on msn
>None
>I go out every thursday, so I often rest on friday.
>People say I'm very funny
>Change, yes we can.

Gues I'm no loser.

Kill yourselves so there will be slightly less threads like this in the future.

>>94947921

no.

>>94947921

but then /v/ would be filled with normalfags and suck even more

Anyone else here never been to a concert or a party before either?

Yeah.
Nope.
U-huh.
No.
Had a job once, don't have a car anymore.
Nope.
Yeah, fuck "social media".
Lol, no.
No.
No.
No.

Looks like your amazing mind-reading abilities don't work.

I'm all of that OP, feels indifferent man.

BERMPABNSDKGJ

>>94937612
yeah that's me except i live with my parents also i have facebook with my fake friends which they delete me and
well damn it im lonely someone hug me please

huh.

thanks for making me feel better about myself, /v/. i may be a loser, but i'm not anywhere near that bad. ahaha.

>You're over the age of 19

Nope

>You have no real or online friends

Plenty of both

>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl

Never had nor wanted a girlfriend, but I've befriended plenty

>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university

Haven't graduated yet

>Never had a job and don't have a car

Have had a job, don't have a car but I hate driving

>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you

I talk to them heaps

>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)

And proud of it

>You have a diagnosed mental disorder

Nope

>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction

Of course. Vidya and anime>being social

>You lack a personality and don't say much in person

I have a personality, sometimes I talk and sometimes I don't

>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change

And I hope it comes to pass

You're over the age of 19
> 22
You have no real or online friends
> >500 friends on facebook, >20 friends I talk to regularly.
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
> Been married and I left her because of her drug habit.
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
> One year left of econ/compsci major.
Never had a job and don't have a car
> Have had six jobs and own a car.
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
> Okay.
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
> See: above
You have a diagnosed mental disorder
> Nope.jpg
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
> Nope.avi
You lack a personality and don't say much in person
> Nope.exe
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
> No.

You fuckheads aren't even trying.

NOT VIDYA.

Let me say that again: Just because I play video games doesn't mean I identify with you sad pathetic fuckwagons, at all. In fact, I think you're just as pathetic as all of those jocks you used to get picked on by. You know why I fucking hate you? When I take girls home from bars, or when I'm talking about video games in public, people who hear it automatically associate me with the kid who "openly" plays video games. You know? The fat sack of shit in the WoW shirt who doesn't actually play video games as much as he contributes to a false reality as a form of placid escapism because he's too much of a pussy to change his own goddamn life. I'm a tournament CHAMPION and I can't even wear that like a badge of honor because it was in goddamn SC. You faggots RUINED MY LIFE.

You're over the age of 19
NOPE
You have no real or online friends
NOPE
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
YES
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
NOPE
Never had a job and don't have a car
YES
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
YES
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
NOPE
You have a diagnosed mental disorder
NOPE
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
NOPE LOL
You lack a personality and don't say much in person
NOPE
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
NO LOL
UNIVERSITY IN A FEW MONTHS. VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY, BITCHES ON MY DICK.

>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you

This bugs me, and I never have much to say about them. When chatting with other people about parents. My own parents make me nervous/shakey/feel awkward/tense/annoyed and a bunch of other things all at the same time.

I know I have SA, I thought it would go away with my own parents. nope.jpg. Kinda sad

It's the same deal with my past I seriously don't remember over 90% of it, so people go through these long stories and I'm just like uh..I grew up..and uh, went to school. It bugs the fucking shit out of me, so much of my past is just..blank. And what I do remember is retardedly significant.

Anyone else, or am I a lone warrior here?
ib4 /soc/>>>

I'm all of those.

20
no friends whatsoever
touchless virgin
went to best college in my state, dropped out after 2 years
never had a job
never had a car
don't talk to family, don't talk to anyone
no facebook or anything
diagnosed with mental disorder
I am at the gym all the time, but I guess that could count as staying at home, no social interaction still applies
no personality
I may remain this way forever, yes, but am not bothered by it


Good observations OP.

>You're over the age of 19
Yep
>You have no real or online friends
Plenty of friends
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
befriended 9 or 10 in my final year in high school which is weird because I've never befriended a girl in all of my other 3 years
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
>Never had a job and don't have a car
No car or job
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Me and my dad talk about vidya
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I use msn + skype
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
nope
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
Go over to bros house to play some vidya
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
I'm the funny guy in the group
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
nope

You're over the age of 19
>17.
You have no real or online friends
>I do have a few friends girls.
You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
>I think I still have my girlfriend.
Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
>Not yet.
Never had a job and don't have a car
>I cant have eighter of those.
You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
>Yes...
You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
>I use them.
You have a diagnosed mental disorder
>I dunno.
You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
>Yes.
You lack a personality and don't say much in person
>Yes.
You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
>Agree...

>You're over the age of 19
Correct
>You have no real or online friends
I have loads
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
I've befriended loads of girls even had some fancy me just never went out with them
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
Correct fuck all that pointless paper work
>Never had a job and don't have a car
I love my job and don't want a car
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
Christ I wish my mums always in whining away
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
I do

fuck the rest

holy shit, for once I feel vastly better at life than others.

I have a car, recently quit a suicide-inducing customer service position, am trying to get into university and have decent social skills that I rarely use.
having said that it's not like my life is any more enjoyable than OP's. at least not until I get into some kind of proper career

>You're over the age of 19
20
>You have no real or online friends
i have a few irl friends and a gf, plus a decent amount of online frans
>You have never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl
most friends r chicks and have had severals gfs
>Graduated high school but aren't going to a college or university
just finished 2nd year at york univeristy in international relations
>Never had a job and don't have a car
im a youtube partner, no car i am an environmental fag, but might get the nissan electric one :/
>You don't talk to your family other than answer back the "How are you?" questions that are asked to you
i hate my family so i dont ever talk to them
>You don't use a facebook or any form of social media (msn skype etc)
just skype
>You have a diagnosed mental disorder
nope
>You stay home on friday nights and weekends with no social interaction
go to the gym, play minecraft with friends, maybe dinner with the gf, or pool with friends
>You lack a personality and don't say much in person
lol no
>You feel as if you may be this way forever with no change
i will prolly change because everybody changes
>op is an emo faggot
yes