while mashing out your wall of text did you not consider just once that your thread might not relate to video games in any way whatsoever?

there is a board for lonely fucks like you, go find it

>firstworldproblems.txt

kill yourself

join the army son

its about damn time you became a man

at least play some world of warcraft or some shit. also, protip: work as a city garbageman you make decent money

You see that thing on the right? Thats the thing you're going to sue to kill yourself. You see that thing on top of your moniter? Thats the thing you're going to use to record it

Most of your problems could be solved if you just gave a shit.

>Haven't left the house in 5 months
Then leave the house.
>No jobs
Then get a fucking job
>No college
Go to community college, transfer up into something prestigious.
>lack personality
invent one.

Jesus, man.

Skype: Dnaloiram
I'll hire you for a singer if I like your audition. Also I'll be your friend.

feels good to know there are people out there more pathetic than me

join the army and start dealing drugs. They're the easy ways out.

nope. you're fucked, especially when you're posting this in a video games board. Go to the spinoff site that /r9k/ made and bitch your shit there, or you could go to adv, cuz its basically the same thing.

Fuck off kindly.

>>94836188
Derp your only 19 you know nothing about life. So STFU when your 40 then you can be bitter and jaded. Until then your a young fag whining.

>mfw 4chan really has become full of a bunch of ignorant normalfags who think they're better than everyone else

>>94836613
normalfag?
feelsbadman.jpg?

I bet more than 50% of people roughly your age find themselves in this situation from time to time. Don't sweat it, OP. Life has a tendency to work itself out somehow. It's always better than it seems. Polite sage.

1. Get a Job
2. Meet people through work
3. Turn 21
4.??????
5. Profit

>>94836613
no i just don't give a shit about your problem you whiney faggot, this board is for video games, but you seem to have confused it with your blog

>>94836188
OP are you me

>no friends, everyone online hates me
>family just thinks I'm a loser
>never had a girlfriend
>don't have a facebook or whatever
>had a job for 3 months and then my boss just quit giving me shifts and stopped talking to me, never had a job since
>failing community college
>don't have any goals in life, no hobbies, nothing to look forward to at the end of the day

fuck why is my life so depressing

>>94836454
I used to put my skype in these threads but they never called. Feels bad man.

>realize you've hit bottom
>realize any change is a positive change
>start changing shit, one thing per day
>get fucking radical

Change your fucking life OP. I reccomend you try things you wouldn't ever try and do things you would normally not do for fear of embarrassment. Next time you see a hot chick, talk to her. You probably won't get a blowjob but it's worth a try.

Kill yourself or change your life, it's up to you.

>>94836765
It is SO DAMNED HARD to fail community college bro. I can't give much sympathy there if you're failing the easiest shit to do.

>>94836188
Have you tried drugs? They always make me feel better. Speed especially.

Damn your life is so hard.

>>94836898

I really am that dumb I'm afraid

You should probably go ahead and kill yourself.

>>94836765

What do you do on a day to day basis if you are being serious? Do you just sleep all day or browse the computer?

>>94836822

>decide to try changing things.
>"yeah! today I'm gonna do all that stuff!"
>work out, run some errands, look for a job.
>repeat for the next 2 days.
>"whew! I've been doing so great, I deserve a day off!"
>sit around being a lazy shit all day.
>and the next day.
>decide that it's not worth it to keep doing stuff any more.
>repeat every 2 months.

doing stuff is too hard, man.

>>94836934
No, you're really not. You really just aren't. Dumb isn't "I can't pass without reading what I'm supposed to and doing my hw."

I did my HW for calc for the first two tests, 100 and 94. Third test I didn't, got a 56. Serious'd the fuck up and got a B on the final. Do your shit, get grades, that's fucking it.

>>94836403
You should really consider this. What do you have to lose?

My brother went into the marines as a beta /v/irgin, and came out a beast.

>19
>neckbeard
>never had a girlfriend, nor have I kissed one
>spend the majority of my time on my PC. The rest of my time I'm playing my [/spoiler]PS3[/spoiler]
>hopefully getting a job at fucking gamestop
>come across as being uninteresting or bland

Whatever. Least I don't b'aww about it all the time like OP does, presumably.

OP you sound exaclt like me wanna be my friend?

i can def. relate it took me more than two years to get out of the house i was a real bad shut in

just try your hardest and think deeply about life in general

what really got me pushing was realizing we all do die there will be no second chance bra so get up and do it!

Are you that same pathetic loser that always starts these threads?

God it feels good knowing I'm in the exact opposite situation. Going to law school in the fall after studying abroad in Barcelona, getting sex regularly with white and asian girls at my Uni, have a lot of money, video games errday.

Kill yourself OP!

>>94837147
>Least I don't b'aww about it all the time like OP does

are you just ignoring the entirety of your post?

>>94837003
That's literally all I've done today.

>>94836188
OP if it will make you feel better ill let you suck my cock, then you sort of wont be a virgin anymore.

>>94837147

Do you just not talk to anyone?

>>94837147
Holy shit don't do that at all costs. I have a friend who was going to work at gamestop to "get on his feet." Two years later, he's still in the basement. Only difference is he has false confidence because he's employed.

>>94836907

>>94836188
>never had a girlfriend
consider yourself fortunate. when you've never had one at least you can delude yourself into thinking you'll find a girl someday. After 3 or 4 relationships, all of which were utter failures, you'll really hit rock bottom

you don't have a chance in life if you're just gonna bitch about it instead of doing anything.
get off your ass.

why not just harden the fuck up and enjoy your video games?

>>94837337
I've often wondered if it's that precise cynicism you need to get through relationships later in life when they might actually develop past teenage hormone fucking.

>>94837257

Well I'm sure you talk to someone, how long can you maintain a conversation?

>>94836907

fun fact: starving africans are statistically happier than middle class americans. You can look it up bro, happiness is more about social interactions, something /v/ knows nothing about

>>94836898
Nothing is hard to fail

you just don't do anything. it's pretty much the same no matter the task

>>94837416
>someone tries to talk to me
>all I can think of replying with is "yes" "no" "Okay cool"
>nobody wants to talk to me anymore

I can't hold a conversation. Why do you think I'm posting this on /v/? I have nobody else to tell

>>94836188
OP im just like you, im probably gonna just kill myself havent found a job and its been a year of being a leech off my parents. Gonna an hero in month

>go to community college.
>stupid professors, stupid assignments, stupid classmates.
>can't find the motivation to even show up for class.
>no friends.
>no idea what I want to major in.
>quickly accumulating debt.
>decide to drop out.
>try getting a job.
>search for months.
>send in 100+ applications, only get ~10 interviews.
>no job offers.
>completely broke, can't even afford food/clothing/vidya.
>still no friends.
>becoming overwhelmed by hopelessness.

what the fuck do I do now, /v/?

>>94837546

Same, when I was in the car with one of my teachers to get my grad photos, I literally didn't say a word, my anxiety went to my head and I thought I was going to have a nervous break down, I just can't cope with social interactions.

Do you think you will always be without friends and be alone all your life?

I've had enough serious relationships to scare me away from have any more post-grad.

One weekend you can meet a girl and have crazy fucking sex and just be people to one another. No commitment, just have a connection and fuck.

Relationships are overrated but if you haven't been down that road a lot then for life experience, get one.

Also it'd be really funny if we could screen cap the OP, track him down and send copies to his ex-friends and parents to show what a loser he is, confiding in an anonymous image board.

>Be 22
>Have plenty of real and online friends
>Live with friends, call family occasionally
>Had several girlfriends and never getting a wife or kids fuck'em
>Use various IM clients to chat with my friends daily
>Self-employed
>Graduated high school, went to college
>Have a great personality and talk to my friends often
>My future plan is to keep doing what I'm doing and keep enjoying life
>Just came back from the bar an hour ago


Do I even have a chance in life /v/? Can anyone here relate to me at all?

>>94837609

Along with everyone else in this thread.

>>94837546

THIS.

>somebody tries talking to me.
>they're telling a story or talking about the weather or (if we're eating) their food.
>typical inane smalltalk.
>not really interested, can't think of anything to say.
>end up saying "yeah," "okay," and "right," over and over.

Does anyone else find themselves sleeping throughout the day and wake up during the night only to go to sleep during the day again? This has been happening for the last 2 weeks for me.

>>94837546
Well as a rule I'd advise telling someone that isn't an anonymous message board full of assholes, there will be someone, it's actually impossible for there not to be because there are hotlines and shit.

However here's something to try, ask questions, anything that comes to mind, just ask it. If nothing comes, think of things you can ask. It will almost certainly make holding a conversation easier.

>>94837452
Not always. I go to a college that just gained university status 2 years ago, up from just being a community college. It's still basically the 13th grade though.

The class was German II. There was about a chapter per week of reading/workbooks that had to be turned in every thursday + daily journal writings that had to be turned in at the end of the week as well. I literally did not do a single one of these, did not do a single take home test, and went to class about 30% of the time. The very last day of the semester, I did a few workbooks, emailed my prof a couple journals and completely bullshitted the take home tests.

Ended with a B-
Not great, but shit, I've never done less to deserve a grade in my life.

>Be nineteen.
>Only had two girl friends, both relationships never lasted six months.
>Hate family
>Hate people in general.
>Massive asshole.
>Be twenty, almost twenty-one.
>Help brother move.
>Thirty-year-old friend of brothers there.
>Talk to her a bit.
>Apparently she has never had a boyfriend.
>Start hanging out with her.
>Realize she's kind of slow.
>About a four out of ten type of girl.
I'm not sure what the fuck to do /v/.

>>94837753
>>94837776
And yes, even asking "so why are you telling me this?" is better than just saying yeah, ok, right, etc.

You know why you life sucks?

It's because you sit there, expect life just to give everything to you.

Grow up, grow out of the high school mentality. Fuck who you were, become someone new.

Be optimistic you ungrateful twits.

>have gastroparesis which contributes to most of the following

>be 22
>Don't have any real or online friends anymore
>Never had a girlfriend
>Don't use a facebook, skype, or msn to keep in touch with online friends because we fell out
>Never had a job
>Graduated high school but not going to a college or university
>Lack a personality and don't say much in person
>Have no future plans or know of any career that I would be interested in

>>94837948

think you will always be without friends and shit?

>>94837753

Bro I used to be the same way.

Now that I quit video games and turned all the intelligence/energy over onto reality, it's really showing an improvement.

I was always an elitist in the gaming community, scoring several gladiator titles on WoW, reaching 2k rating in LoL, and had over 50k+ views on runescape Pk videos.

Anyway back to the point, to manipulate people it's really easy, the way I think of it is

SAY THIS = GET THIS REACTIOn
DO THAT = GET THAT REACTION

And the small talk isn't inane, it's building your reputation up of being a good conversationalist.
Making friends is helpful, they refer you to jobs and hold you to high social status (If you're alpha like me).

I manipulate the fuck out of everyone, I couldn't care what they're saying but I fake genuine interest in order to reap the benefits that manipulation incurs.

To get anywhere in life you're going to need to be genuinely interested in people's shitfests or fake it.

>>94838062

>Now that I quit video games and turned all the intelligence/energy over onto reality, it's really showing an improvement.
>Now that I quit video games and turned all of the intelligence/energy over onto reality
>quit video games and turned all of the intelligence/energy on reality
>quit video games
> intelligence/energy on reality
> intelligence
>reality

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>94838038

yep

i'm exactly the same as you op except i'm also fat

>>94838217
i hope you will because you sound an irritating whiny piece of shit who deserves no attention

>>94837753
>>94837546

The key to making conversation is simply to just ask questions. It sounds dumb, and at first you're not going to be interested at all, but if you're able to just take a couple keywords from what the other person is saying and rack your brain for a couple seconds and find something that interests you that is related to the keywords they mentioned, and ask them about it, or attempt at telling a small anecdote about one time you went camping and the weather was blah blah blah. Shit, just make stuff up if you have to, it's really not that hard once you get over yourself and realize that people might actually accept you if you at least try and act like a 'normal' person.

If you have no confidence, just "fake it till you make it" This is the only way you're going to get over yourself and your social anxiety.

foreveralones that are described in the OP, when this thread 404s, what will you all do? Try to improve your life or go back to being in your room not doing anything?

So, what exactly do you think is holding you guys back from being everything you can be?

>>94838276

I think I might clean my room or walk the dog tommorow.

One step at a time...

these shitty ronery threads are so annoying, we get them at least 100 times a day, cut it out, ect.

Also one thing that can be great for helping with social situations, alcohol. Sounds stupid but alcohol has done great things for me.

If you don't like the taste go for whisky, you can down it quickly, mix it (just don't mix the good shit), etc.

>>94838414
being retarded and a bad person

>>94838062
>>94838253

Is it really worth it, though? It just sounds like a pain in the ass. Make smalltalk, listen to their boring-ass stories, laugh at their lame fucking jokes, and become friends. But why? I couldn't give less of a fuck about what most people have to say - so why would I want to talk to them? I know that having friends can be useful, but I don't think it's useful enough to warrant dealing with their bullshit all the time.

>>94838414

we know it's only ourselves, you don't need to remind us. That's actually the worst part, knowing all this shit could be fixed if I had the willpower to do so

>Be 21
>Have only had two real relationships
>Didn't lose virginity until almost 20
>Decently attractive and have a ton of attractive female friends, but get friend zoned by every one of them
>Single and miserably lonely for the last year
>Make plans to hang out with friends all the time, but they usually cancel at the last minute
>Have a shitty job and barely make enough for rent and food, so I can't afford a car to get me out of the house once in a while
>Best friend is in the military and is deploying at the end of the month, might never see him again
>Spend all my free time alone in my room, drinking beer and distracting myself with vidya and the internet

>>94837546

What do you think you will be doing after this thread is gone for the next week?

>>94838578
>Make plans to hang out with friends all the time, but they usually cancel at the last minute

FUCK THAT SHIT. Seriously, if you don't want to hang out with me, just fucking say so asshole.

>>94838511
Yes it is worth it, because the more you actually try and show interest in other people, the more chances you have of running into someone who actually shares your interests and could be a potential bro/GF.

I used to be a complete introvert and utter social failure. I started participating in a little small talk here and there in my classes at uni and whatnot and I ended up running into a total bro who builds custom gaming PCs for people and is into a lot of the same games I like. Now we play shit on steam all the time.

>>94838276

I'll probably go to sleep or play some videogames or something.

I really like being in my room, actually. And I fucking LOVE not doing anything. In fact, I'd say that it's because I like those things that I'm in the position I'm in.

In a perfect world, jobs would be easy to get, girls would be less judgmental, and worthwhile friends would abound. But the world isn't perfect, so for now I just have to deal with dumb whores, shitty friends, and unemployment.

>>94838648

This is why I am always by myself now, people did this to me every single time I asked to hang out, now I just don't bother with people anymore.

Hey fags! take it to /soc/ you pathetic fucks

>>94838511
You're an idiot.

Small talk can be entertaining on it's own, and it doesn't have to be about nothing, you know what a great source for conversation is? the news. You can talk about the news for hours and get what you might consider "meaningful" conversation.

Fuck almost any topic can be taken in a "meaningful" direction if you are so inclined.

>>94838487

define bad and retarded

>>94838522
So what if you have the will power?

Challenge yourself, make a game out of it if you have to.

>19
>Schizoid
>Never had a Girlfriend nor held a girls hand
>unemployed
>Get pell grants to go to college
>Getting decent grades
>Occasionally hang out with my High School friends every 2 weeks
>Spend most of my time in the Computer
> Exercise daily and getting fit.

Such life in the middle class.

>Graduated high school but not going to a college or university


Found your problem.

I was like this and I went to college. Now I'm successful, have steady pussy, in a relationship, and have tons of lifetime bros I met in college.

>>94838699

Nobody cares. stop trying to help out my people.

sage

>>94838758

No, you're wrong, shut up.

>>94838758
You'd think that people who spend 8+ hours a day on the internet would at least have a view interesting/worthwhile things to make conversation about...

>>94838876

You would be surprised, nothing I do on the internet can entitle meaningful conversation.

>>94838945

Talk about things you've learnt, about things you've seen. Socially acceptable obviously.

>That feel when you have no friends and no online friends left to talk to, but you think you don't mind because you have internet and forums, but then you realize you've been simulating conversations with former friends in your mind and that your brain was doing this to not feel lonely and that means you're becoming INSANE

>>94838945
>Implying anything that "normal" people talk about on a daily basis is even close to "worthwhile" in the grand scheme of things.

>>94838869
k

>>94838876
To be honest it doesn't really surprise me, being super focused tends to have that effect.

>>94839007

>that feel when shameful copyandpasta

Why is it that everybody is llike this at 19?
I was like this at 16 then manned the fuck up. I still passed all of my GCSE's when I was depressed and then got into college, and i'm going into uni next year. How the hell is this hard?

Motivation thread time

>turn 18 last week
>suddenly realise 18 years without a girlfriend, never even kissed a girl
>have a pretty fun personality, always make people laugh
>have lots of people I know
>only a handful are real friends
>finished highschool, screwed up college twice
>no job
>still live with parents
>find cute girl who shows interest in me
>she's 13

what do ;_;

>>94838778
bad
-judgmental
-hateful
-vain
-narcissistic
-mean
retarded
-act like an idiot in social situations
-spend all day doing stupid shit on the computer

>>94839056

HRR HURR EVEYONE IS EXACTLY THE SAME AT THE AGE OF 16 XD

Seriously, get the fuck out of here.

OP, you are me two years ago. Please, for the love of god, do something right NOW. Don't end up like me. My life is terrible beyond all comprehension. I just on /v/ and play video games ALL day. All my old school friends are getting their own places and jobs. My parents hate me. I'm seriously going to kill myself one of these days. You'll end up with no-one and nothing if you don't do something. Do anything.

>>94839122
HURR HURR Get off of the internet and do something productive.
shit, the only reason i'm on here is cause i have to get a damn blood test, then i'm off to college again, not fapping to hentai or some nastyness

>>94836188
I feel sorry for you, cause i was like that and always try to help out or befriend with these kind off guys in class or work. I dont care what others thing about me, i can make someone happy with my companionship.

>>94839095

You just described the human population.

Apart from the spending all day on a computer and acting retarded. But those will disappear in due time, one you start learning how to communicate better.

Just get the hell out there meet new people, make new friends.

>>94839007
I..
wat

>>94839204

You have no argument tripfag, go kill yourself.

>>94836188
Exactly the same, i'm just going to kill myself soon though. I suggest you do the same.

>>94839186

Why don't you hang out with your friends? I'm sure you talk to someone every now and then on facebook if you don't go out.

You guys should all watch Kaiji.

>>94839302
I have a very good argument: Trying to give people motivation through the only way you can on 4chan: Images and text.

The one with no argument is the one going: HURR DURR A TRIPFAG EVERYBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE

You can sit in your "womb",

speak about how bad the world is outside,

but you will never learn about the truth out there,

other people are not different to you,

this is not how it has to be.

Join a fucking gym, and start kickboxing.
if you're going to be pathetic, at least fucking maintain yourself.

> Be 19
>Have a job
>Have awesome friends
>Game when not at work or out with friends
>Come out to all of my friends, they dont give a shit
>Have an awesome fucking boyfriend that all of my friends are cool with
>No mental problems whatsoever
>Getting laid constantly

Must suck to be you.

>>94839076
Fuck her. Its okay. I knew a couple like that, everyone was okay with it. Just slowly fuck her, dont overdo it.

>>94839007

this becomes infinitely funnier when you realize you read this in kermits voice.

>>94836188
/v/ - Video Games

saged, hidden and reported. Fuck you OP I hope your situation never changes.

And you people call yourselves men.

>>94839439

same guy here.

even the internet thinks you're fucking pathetic OP.
want one more piece of advice?
google Couch-to-5k. that's the first step to not being a shitstain to society.

>>94839579

>/v/ - Video Games

New here, son?

>>94839601

I call myself Ryan what the fuck are you talking about.

>>94839453
U GAY? Homos are another thing. Guys are kind off easier to talk to and not so complicated. Man i would love being gay but i aint.

You people need to learn, no one is coming to fucking help you, even with these thousands of people around you, you are on your own.

You come here posting these threads looking for who will some how fix your life up, in real life you look for someone who will give up their own time to fix up your life, a martyr, well he ain't coming, fend for yourself, manchild, your "mummy" isn't here to stop your ass from being beat.

High School:
>Introvert, Depressed, Anxious, Apathetic
Now:
>19
>Decided to experiment with drugs and alcohol
>No GF? Whatever. I'll find someone eventually
>No job? That's ok I don't need much money right now anyway
>Social situation? Don't give a fuck, just be myself and enjoy myself
>Virgin? Don't want to be, but I live in utah where everyone is mormon and are supposed to remain chaste until marriage. At least I have an excuse.
>Ugly? Bothered me for a while, stopped caring and feigning confidence comes in handy.
>Not very many friends? Just call up a few every now and again and play vidya/get drunk and watch hockey. Never felt the need to do any more than that really.

Just stop giving a fuck. Say what you want, just try not to be blatantly offensive and retarded and you'll be fine.

>>94839612

Look where you are...

>>94839579
oh fuck off to one of those millions of LoL threads rulefag

>>94838414
im going bald.

>>94839872
>implying the title isn't misleading

>>94836188
can't relate

get a job... yeah yeah yadda yadda hurrdurr
fucking do it. it has to pay out enough for your own flat,utility and food maybe a health insurance. Do that and pay for your own shit. Having trouble finding one? Some countries have special organisations to help you find a job.

Honestly.. all your problems come from not having a job. For people like you it will be tough stuff to get one... but every time you fall back into your old routine you need to slap yourself in the face and keep going. If its really that fucking hard see a shrink.

tl;dr tough it out... go all in in finding a job. Most people will stop judging you once you stop leeching.

>>94839790
That's not what martyr means.

I love how all you have to say to get normalfags steamed up is "I have no friends".

>>94836765

Do you think you will be that way forever?

>>94836188

>have a dad who does nothing but put me down and make me feel bad my whole life
>struggle through high school due to social anxiety, miss more than I go, barely pass, should have perfect grades otherwise
>don't have money or will to get help with said soical anxiety, dont think I can be helped
>somehow manage to get associates at state college while missing more classes than attending, tons of online classes
>no confidence,no ambition, no goals, poor outlook on life, don't feel capable of doing anything, depression, don't see a point for me to be here anymore, only continue on for my family, mainly my mother
>question myself everyday if I really do have something wrong with me or if I'm just plain lame
>constantly worry about what Im going to do when my parents stop supporting me/are gone
>a few online friends keeping me from dropping into severe depression
>don't see any light, give up on hoping for one

>>94840048
THEY'RE NOT DEPRESSED
MOST OF THEM ARE JUST FUCKING LAZY

>>94840082

How long can you maintain a conversation with your online friends?

I feel like it's impossible for me to relate to normal people any more. They're just so different, and in all the wrong ways. I'm not interested in their smalltalk or drama or their dumb ideas. I just go through the motions, smiling and nodding and laughing on cue. Counting down to the point when I can walk away.

I don't talk to people because they wouldn't understand me. There's a gap between us that can't be bridged. I'm an extremist. A hermit, living on the fringe of society. Not by necessity, but by choice.

There's nothing left for me in society.

This thread makes me want to go to the pub, I feel the need to have conversations with strangers.

>>94840048

I've been this way for most of my life. Well obviously not the exact same, but variations of it. And once I stick to routines, it's hard for me to stop. So yes, I will probably be this way for quite some time.

so guys if you're sick of life just kill yourselves...
you know.. there are people who earn their money in picking your corpse up... cleaning the mess you left behind ect ect.

DO YOUR PART
KILL YOURSELF
CONTRIBUTE
in your own way XD

Took the day off work today because I haven't slept in a couple days from lolstress from lolnostress and cut.
I thought Seroquel would help but then I got worse and stopped taking them now I just don't know.

Wassup /r9k/.

>>94840211

I just don't believe it, you seem to have a very good grasp on the English language, do you just not say anything in person and can say more on anonymous message boards like 4chan?

>>94840210
Go do it. Then tell the guy next to you that he looks like he's got a case of the mondays. If he gets the reference, BOOM, you've already started a conversation. Next stop: friends.

>>94840400
I'm not one of the "no friends" guys, just reading this makes me feel the need to go do it, despite the fact I'll probably end up spending money I really shouldn't.

>>94840156

we usually hang out every day playing vidya, when theyre not at school or work, theyre my fucking lifeline at this point

>Do I even have a chance in life /v/? Can anyone here relate to me at all?

>Can anyone relate to me

>4chan

Welcome home son.

>>94840494

HURR HURR I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE OR NO SKILLS BUT I HAVE FRIENDS

I just don't understand you sometimes /v/...

>>94840599

if you consider online friends a social life I guess

>>94840614

If they're online then how do you hangout with them?

>>94839056

i get no motivation from that picture.

hollow speeches by dead guys do nothing for me.

>>94840614

You obviously have me confused with someone else because I made it clear they were online friends, and call it whatever you want

>>94836188

>>94840722

I had a group of online friends until all of them started to be judgmental and hated me after I stopped using emoticons. What can you speak about with your friends and for how long on average?

>>94840805

if we're at the computer, we're talking about random shit, school, music, games, dreams, chicks, whatever. Then we eventually play some games.

It's one of those things that if we lived near each other, we'd be bros

I'll be your friend /v/. Add me on msn if you'd like.
I'm going to bed now though.
Mfw when I wake up and not one of you lonely losers has added me.

24 virgin, unemployed, haven't left house since 2010 here, problem?

>>94840962

Then stop complaining and live your life.

All of the shit you listed is all your goddamn fault. You just lack motivation. I'm not that different from you. I'm so uncaring I can barely make myself get out of bed in the morning but I do it anyways because I don't want to end up on the fucking streets. Seriously, you might not like it but stop being a bitch, suck it up, and go do what you have to do. That's the code I live by. I'm not even going to fucking lie I have to drag myself through every day and I contemplate suicide sometimes but I just tell myself I'm not a bitch.

>>94841059
Living the dream nigguh.

>>94841072

if only it were that easy

>>94841059

Do you have friends though?

How do I get a blowjob from my girlfriend?
Been with her for a few months now.

>>94841077
That's how I've made it this far, slapping yourself in the head doesnt work forever though

>>94841221

Just bring it up jokingly if the opportunity arises. Don't try and steer the conversation in that direction though. It will most likely just end up awkward. Just kidding. Pull your dick out and stick it in her mouth.

>>94840211

Me and you should become NEETS, want to never socialize again with anyone outside of 4chan?

bumpan for the loners.

I suppose the thread reached its bump limit. ;_;

When this thread eventually 404's for the loners, what will you be doing?

>Be 19
You only just got out of school and you think your life is over?
>Don't have any real or online friends anymore
Go out and fucking meet some people
>Don't have a close relationship with my family and could go days without saying a single word to them
Who gives a fuck?
>Never had a girlfriend and never getting a wife or having kids
BAAWWWW NOBODY COULD EVER LOVE ME FOREVER ALONE
>Don't use a facebook, skype, or msn to keep in touch with online friends because we fell out
Get back in touch with them faggot
>Never had a job
Get a job
>Graduated high school but not going to a college or university
Go to college or university
>Lack a personality and don't say much in person
Learn to fucking speak numbnuts
>Have no future plans or know of any career that I would be interested in
Actually look into it, there are jobs out there other than doctor and fireman
>Haven't been out of the house in nearly 5 months after graduating
Then fucking leave the house

God fucking dammit

>>94842055

>another person who'll never get it says shit like they've never heard it and think its that easy

>>94842055

OMG I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE HUR RHURR HURR XD

>>94842129

It is easy. Instead of sitting inside and bitching go to a local junior college and talk to a counselor so you can find out what your interest are and they can get outline some options for you. They'll help you bro you just have to go to them. Also, go out and apply for some jobs. I'm not saying they'll take you right away but your bound to find one eventually. If you don't have any experience then don't look for a high end job. It might suck but you'll probably have to settle for a shit job at first.

>mfw the only solution to all your problems is getting fit and muscular.
>mfw I already know nobody here is going to start working out because of ''If I play a game I get something fast but when I work out I have to train for like 5 months to get a good body''
mfw you guys are fucking pathetic

>>94842490

Yeah pretty much, is that the only insult you can lay on people like that?

>>94842604
Lazy I guess.
Its just everytime I try to help a lonely/fat person they come up with these arguments like it will take to long/the machines at the gym are covered in disgusting sweat/I wont someone to love me because of my feelings not of my looks.

Now I just read this shit and laugh.

>xd guys i'm 19 life is so hard i live in an upper middle class family LIFE IS SO HARD FREE FOOD FROM MY PARENTS AND FREE CLOTHING AND HOUSING FROM THEM TOO, LIFE IS SO HARD I HATE MY PARENTS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ME EVERYONE IS stupid life is hard why is life so hard guys getting fed clothed and free housing is hard :(((( help me :(( im 19 life is hard

life 2 hard yo

Hey normalfags...

I have no friends...

and I'm happy about it...

>Be 19
>Do I even have a chance in life /v/?

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Some back and complain when you're at LEAST 22. You have LOTS of time right now, go out and fucking do something you asshat.

>Implying OP didn't make this so all of you raging normalfags could get mad

Truth is, if you've never had the pleasure of being depressed, you can never truly know what goes through someones head when they are. It's not a wall you can simply walk around and it's rarely a wall you can scale on your own. Think about that the next time you encounter someone in a similar situation and tell them "just do it".

I find it cute when people come in here and try to make them feel worse, you can guarantee they've said worse about themselves.

>>94836188
First when I was like : "I want to be alone. Don't bother me!"
But now, I'm all like :"There's no one to complain about."

Feels neutral, man.

>>94843151

I'm like shadow the hedgehog, I WILL FIND THE TRUTH.

no friends master race reporting in.

Bumpannan.

>>94837912
>Massive asshole.
Well, can you guess what you are doing wrong?

All of you pathetic subhumans need to get a look in the fucking mirror, and think what you did wrong.
Because if you end up being a fucking hermit, it's your own fault.
Like the OP:
>Don't have a close relationship with my family and could go days without saying a single word to them
Well guess what fuckhead, MAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP BETTER BY BEING THERE.

Seriously, all of your fucking problems are minimal and are made by you. Get real, shut the fuck up and stop whining.

>>94843843

I'm glad you bring something new and enlightening to the table

Stop trying to help out my foreveralone brethren, we're fine the way we are, we don't need your motivation.

>Be 19
>Have a few close friends
>Semi close family relationship, fractured since my parents divorced when i graduated
>Had a few girlfriends in the past, more luck than anything
>Have a facebook, but rarely update it, whats the point
>Never had a job
>Graduated high school, but got screwed out of college, now i owe about 3k i'm not gonna pay
>Been out of school for almost 2 years
for fuck's sakes, things haven't gone my way. I try to go to school, my mom says i shouldn't, since im not ready, can't get out of my classes, now i owe them 3,000 dollars! i'm not gonna pay that shit. Jobs don't wanna hire a guy who hasn't been doing anything for 2 years =(

I'm the same as you op, I'm 19 and everything.

Although I have a uni place for next year, but I dont really want to go.
That and I talk to my mother, when I ask her to make my breakfast on days I just cba.

Yes, I'm that sad.

BERMPAN.

this shit is just like real life, the behaviour of people

Look at all the normalfags in this thread

Someone admits they have no friends, all the normalfags are riled up and clearly HATE the person just for that.

So he has no friends because he's not very good at talking to people but you fucking people act like you'd euthanize him "for his own good" if only you could.

If thats normal then fuck it I'd rather be a loser

>>94844624

Think yo will always be without friends? Do you talk to people online though?

>Be 20
>Have a few friends
>Don't have a close relationship with my family and could go weeks without saying a single word to them because we live far apart
>Never had a girlfriend and never getting a wife or having kids because i am gay
>Don't use a facebook, skype, or msn
>Had the same part time job since i was 15
>Graduated high school and going to a university
>mfw people fail at life

it's really fucking easy to not fail at life guys, had to succeed but easy to not fail

>>94844624
Whoa, hey. It's all about taking the chance to actually find someone who shares your interests. Yes, you're not going to succeed for a good portion of people, but you'll eventually find someone who you just have conversations with.

Also, do interesting stuff (stuff you don't do already) and be open about leaving your comfort zone. It can be awesome.

>>94844893

What do you do with those few friends? Suck each others dicks?

>>94836188
I'll be your freind OP

>>94844893

>is a faggot

>claims not to have lost at life

You critically failed a dice roll at conception my man - it was never possible for you to succeed

Pretty much on the same boat as you.

>25 years old
>dropped out of uni years ago because I got bored of the major I was doing at it is the only thing in the world I'm good at
>only had jobs at mc donalds etc
>no career prospects ever
>don't use facebook, skype, etc, because I don't have friends
>last time I left the house for anything but work and doctor stuff was over 5 years ago
>I'm probably going to die alone with a couple of cats in a tiny apartment, my body won't be found for weeks after I die because the neighbors start wondering about the smell
>don't really care and just play video games and browse 4chan all day

I can't make any friends online because every time it seems like I'm getting along with people it always leads to them wanting pictures of my boobs or whatever.

>>94845111
Rent a flat with one of them
also, we play VIDEO GAMES with each other

and i am the only gay one
>>94845280
>hurr durr Homophobia and biggotry! am i kewl yeht guiz?!

>>94845849

Female?

>>94846031
Either that or every guy online is gay and has a fetish for fat men with moobs.

>>94845849

I'm guessing you just wanted to throw "boobs" in that sentence to gain attention didn't you?

1/10 for making me respond.

>>94846279
It's funny because a thread full of guys saying they can't get a girlfriend is fine, but as soon as a woman posts they're an attention whore.

>>94846467

coming out and saying that they're a girl and think they're special for it makes them an attention whore yes.

>>94845849
Dun' worry, I'd hold you tightly in my arms and we could cuddle and be shut ins together.

>>94846549
But people saying they're a guy isn't?

>>94836188
Now just get in shape and learn to use weapons and you can be an excellent hitman. There's very little record of you even as far as word of mouth goes.

>>94836188

>>94846637

Yeah I know right? you got to have billions and billions of friends to do anything in real life. XD

>>94846557
I've heard many people promise me this over my years on the internet and it has never happened :<

>>94846780

Just remember that no one likes you, your family hates you, you have no friends, you will never be successful at life, and you will die a virgin.

I don't get how people can't get online friends.

I have too many online friends, I wish I had more real friends than the meager 3 I have now.

But my point was, how can you not meet people on the internet?

I swear /v/..

>>94846780
That's because you need to take care of your body more and lose some weight.

>>94846885
I'm used to being a disappointment.

My brain is melting with reading all these idiotic replies, yes I can relate OP. Thats almost my situation exactly.

Except one of my parents got me a job at their workplace as a temp. It's shit but it's better than nothing, thats what I tell myself anyway. I've been to college twice but I dropped out both times.

Time to give up on life I feel, or just get a job in the army if they'll even take a useless faggot like me. I just don't give a fuck any more. I'll kill for money, why not?

>>94846780
Wish I could say I could, but if you're not living in my country then the chances are very slim. I'd happily add you to some chat place and we can talk about how lonely we are. Don't even care if you're a dude pretending to be a girl, just gimme somethin' to add somewhere.

almost in an identical situation as you op yet im 22 and smoke weed and have a few friends and dont care and generally have fun and enjoy myself and try not to get down. have a sucesful family that suports me, will be going to colege or some shit soon, i nthe mean time i play video games and smoke weed while learning music production on the side. pretty fun imo :)

You have your life ahead of you.
Shoot some damn cocaine and LIVE!

Damn betas in my /v/.

>>94846984

no friends master race? Do you just not talk to anyone at all?

>>94846907
>>94847060
I've been massively underweight most of my life so now I'm trying to gain a couple of kilos to stay a bit more healthy, my BMI is at 19.9 now so I'm getting there. My mom used to have the same problem with gaining weight as I do and it cost her a lot.

>>94847305
They were trolling

>>94847387
email is my msn btw

>>94847387
Nope. Added and sent email, misery loves company.

OP, I am you.
Only difference is that this saturday I'm going to London for six months to try living a little.

I only leave my house once a month to go to the bank. I don't even go to the shops, order online and they deliver to my door.
It's pretty cool

>>94846780

I'd do it for you. :]

>>94847626

think you will always be without friends or companionships?

>be 18
>was just going to join the Navy as Gunner's Mate after highschool
>Hastilly send college application
>Acceptance letter in a week
>Fucked off all highschool being a rude asshole to everyone with a 2.01GPA and got accepted to a High Tier college just because of letters of reccomendations.
>Mfw CRYSIS AVERTED
PS: I have no idea who this is in this pic but he looks like me. Its pretty uncanny, could be a long lost brother
inb4 all half asians look the same

why is this thread still going

fuck you /v/ you pathetic waste of space

>>94847860

Thank you for contributing and bringing it back to the front page.

>Be 20
>Have more than enough real friends everywhere I go, don't want online friends.
>European family values. really close to everyone.
>lost virginity at 13, had plenty of girls.
>rarely use internet to socialize with friends, rather meet them IRL.
>first year of University.
>can always fall back on being a musician, which helps out a lot.
>go out drinking with friends about 2-3 times a week.

>>94848037

You aren't any better than OP, seriously, why even bother contributing if you're just going to be a prick about it?

>>94847825

lol funny yellow half-man

write more, you amuse me

>>94847305
Added ya, not workin'?

>>94848163
aaah it's like taking a bath in sunshine and giggling teens being on this board. rising as a true viking feeling the breeze on the highest mountain, spotting the vastly retarded neckbearded cavetrolls lurking the ground below.

I do it for the satisfaction of my own being, and let me tell you, it feels so damn good.

Email in field if any other lonely single bi/gay guys want to be friends and maybe more than that.

Reply to this message if you have no real or online friends, have no girlfriend and never befriended a girl, are a virgin, don't talk to your family besides the "how are you" questions, have no moral or ambitions, don't do anything but stay in your room all day on the computer and sleep, have a bland personality and don't say much in person, and think you will probably be this way forever.

>Be 19
>Don't give a fuck because you can't legally drink till you're 21.

>>94848568
Yeah it's me except I have one online friend. Playing WoW helped.

OP here, I didn't realize this thread was still up, how are all of the foreveralones right now? What will you be doing today and for the remainder of the week?

>>94848536

Still lookin' :<

Picking up an instrument is a great way to put yourself out there. You'll be a hermit for a few months while you are practicing the basics, but after that you'll be talking with other like minded musicians.
"But I'm not a musical person. I can't learn how to play an instrument"
Protip: 97% of musicians don't have imaginary god given talent. Mostly what you hear is just the result of years and years of hard practice. Something even you can do if you want to. It's never too late to pick up an instrument.

>Be 18
>At College
>Failing badly
>Impossible for me to pass
>My mum is going to mutilate me if she finds out that I failed college and is just going to call me lazy when the education system sucks
>Will have no decent qualifications to get a job I want
>Only have programming experience and want to make a game but it's impossible to make a great game with only programming alone.

Feelsdifferentman.jpg

>>94849051

No, I wont.

Go join the military, get some backbone and confidence.
Seriously, seems like a good idea.
If not just make small steps to getting out more often and making small talk with strangers.
I think you should be in college, you can make friends there and educate yourself.