1/10

and when I get tired of the city life I will move to the country side with my beautiful nipponese wife

bump

You'll get a job doing tech support for a corporation not too far from your hometown.

Suddenly TIDAL WAVES!

>Arcades
>JRPG

>>94780490
holy shit you mad as fuck bro

>implying i dont have everything planned out already
>implying i wont bathe in the cool summer breeze of nippon while eating delicious melon bread and Okonomiyaki

>>94780704
>implying you will

Welp, dream big. No one can take that away from you.

>>94780704
>implying you wont be a complete social outcast to all the wapanese.

Yeahh generally it's not fun living where you are not wanted.

>>94780703
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQcKyl3vxYw

Problem?

>>94780882
>>94780887

I've already researched Japan since 2008. 3 years i've been planning this. I already know the kind of house I will rent and the kind of Japanese people I will become friends with. I know a lot, lot more about Japan and its culture than your average person. There will be no such thing as culture shock for me.

Also,
>Implying I watch anime
>Implying because I like Arcade games = social outcast

Have fun being miserable in America when it gets taken over by the tea party crazies.

KEN-SAMA!!! IS THAT YOU?

>>94781138
>There will be no such thing as culture shock for me.

I know you're just trolling, but that's the funniest statement I've read all day.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>94781212
I don't know who that is but if he has similar plans to mine then all the better. I will not waste my time with gaijins once i am in Japan but I congratulate gaijins on getting out of the hellhole that are western countries.

>>94781281
You honestly think I am trolling? Why is that? I have this planned out and have been thinking about it for YEARS. I am ready for this.

Japan is the most beautiful place I've ever seen. I have never been there but I can say with 100% certainty that it will become my new home. It FEELS like home. It's like I was born in the wrong country.

Besides the troll post, is japanese language hard to learn? There are a few things that only seem to be avalible in japan that i want to play/watch.

>>94781498
that's hilarious really but I don't watch anime or read manga.

>>94781138
nah, i ain't got no problem. I work in an arcade, so i get all the free games i want.

unless they're the claw machine. but i don't like the claw machine anyways.

what i'm trying to say anyways is i'll slap your shit in any bemani game. I will even beat you in DM with one stick and an eyepatch, a towel covering half the screen and sitting on a yogaball.

lol this guy is so funny.

Japan is a very dark and depressing place under all that pretty neon, and culture.

>>94781801
I lol'd. You probably could but only because I play mostly fighters/racers and gundam games.

>>94781887
Oh I know it can be, if you let it be. And anyways city centres aren't my thing. I would only go there for work/arcades. I would live in a smaller city like Chiba or whatnot.

>mfw OP is a huge neckbeard who thinks he still thinks japan has samurai's and ninja's
>Can't get laid in this country
>Lets go to this other country wich language I don't even speak I'm sure chicks will be all over me

>>94781551
>>94781551
spoken like a true dirty wapanese. "born in the wrong country".... really? Please get the fuck out of my country, I did not want you in it.
>implying you count as a citizen anywhere.

Gl in japan I hope a tsunami of colossal size and magnitude hits your plane... THATS RIGHT, YOUR PLANE.

>>94782037
>Implying I'm a neckbeard
>Implying I can't get laid in the US
Have fun with your american women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns&feature=player_embedded

>>94782093
Typical nationalist american. You are the reason why I am leaving this sickening country. You will be sorry when the tea party/republicans run this country to the ground.

>>94781551
No dude, you can study Japanese for as long as you want and it won't prepare you for culture shock. You don't know what you're getting into, period. Get ready to be maligned, ignored, talked about behind your back, and generally regarded as inferior because of your race for a long, long time. Take it from someone who lived there and had just as much preparation as you do.

>Teaching in Japan without learning Japanese
>Japanese hate foreigners, especially Americans, they would never want your cock
>This is true
>Otakus and shame smells good right
>No you're not
>pronunciation isn't hard in the first place, you have no edge

>Moving to inferior Japan when you could live in the Great country of Zhongguo.
Have fun being shunned by people for not being Japanese. All you have to do to be accepted in China is know their language. 他妈的日本穴居人。

Japanese like gaijin tourists, not when they are actually living with them, god forbid if you are another sort of Asian or any ethnicity than white.

>>94782030
>You probably could
that's all i wanted to hear.
>Racers
i'll also slap your shit in Wangan midnight, Initial D, Outrun coast 2 coast, Farza, and Gran Turismo 5.
>Fighters
i may slap your shit in MK9.

trolling on summer is like getting an emo kid to cut himself

As a professional video game translator and otaku DJ living in Japan, I approve of this thread.

>>94781801
>don't like the claw machine
Dirty casual, can't beat a game on hardware that is designed to make you lose?

>>94782275
And be a communist.

>>94780132
Dreaming big, let me guess tho... your not even 20. Boy is your plan going to crash and fucking burn.

>>94782218
>>94782218
true that those fuckers might run the country into the ground, but running to japan is not the answer... not ever never ever. Japanese people are some of the most racist fuckers ive met, think 1960's and 70's where blacks were still hated, (i think they still are haha) but people at least made efforts to conceal it. Thats around how japan is right now. Have you tried being a redneck american? It seems like they have fun, but you dont see me going to buy a tractor and join the party.

>>94782413
>Communist.
>In current China.
Fullretard.jpg

>>94782393
it's filled with generic teddy bears. what's to like? plus my boss isn't too privy to me using up company quarters to remove product from the machines.

the only machines i play other than DDR and Drummania are the ski-ball. DM's gone now though.

Posting in a troll thread, buuuuuut...

In all honesty, after living in Tokyo for a year as an university exchange student, I can say my heart was left there and I keep yearning back. Yes, all the retarded things you hear about the people being "all facade, not true feelings" is indeed partly true, and other nuances of Japanese life irritate the shit out of me, but jesus christ that year was the best I've had in my life.
The climate, the people, the buzz, the serenity of the night with cicadas, retarded japanese misconceptions (durr you're not drunk if you drink water right after alcohol), the shops, motherfucking Akihabara, combinis, politeness, people actually care about shit in their community, the leaves in the trees when you parkour your way around the narrow streets of a more rural area suddenly encountering a huge supermarket out of nowhere and buying ice cream and sitting on the fiery hot pavement and watching and old couple speak archaic Japanese to each other... I could go on.

>Dr Freeze
>in /v/

Also,
>OP would rather fuck random drunk Japanese whores than beautiful, lonely, Japanese matures

>yallniggerspostinginatrollthread.jpg

>>94782229

This. Those greedy little nips are malicious creatures who are more racist than an elderly black man. They'll bow and scrape and be sweet as kittens to your face and shit in your soup back in the kitchen. The best of the bunch immigrate to the states.

Don't eat in restaurants, OP. Just don't. Eat at home, learn to cook, don't go to certain bars and don't go in certain neighborhoods (they should tell you this shit).

Source: studied abroad in shitty nippon for a semester studying eastern economics.

it puts me to shame to know that neckbeards ruin learning japanese for me and make me want to stop

theres always German i guess

>mfw you will be stuck in a tiny rural village miles away from any large city where everyone looks at you weird because you're foreign just like 3 of my friends who have done the JET program
>mfw you will hate it and pine for home just like they did

>>94782308
>Initial D, Outrun, Wangan
Don't even play like that. You WILL get shamed if you play me in any of those.

>i may slap your shit in MK9.
MK9 is for 12yos but I am fairly certain that I would slap your shit at it

>>94782485
I am 21.

>>94782285
Spoken like someone who doesn't know anything about Japan. There are definitely racists (all the black van driving right wing nuts) but the racism a black person would experience there would be no worse than the one in the states.

Asians on the other hand, that' s a bit tricky. White gaijins are the ones who go there and are culture shocked when people are prejudiced against them because they never experienced that in america.

Look how beautiful this is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCyPHTLY_o

>>94782677
Did people ACTUALLY talk to you and try to acquaint themselves with you?

>mfw I am going to CC right now and after I finish my 2nd year I will transfer to uni and get a degree in something computer related
>degree in something computer related
>computer related
Didn't even last the first line, did you? To get a job as an English teacher, you have to show a certain proficiency with the language. As such, all of the reputable companies that teach English in Japan like Nova or Berlitz will require you to have at least a bachelor's degree in ENGLISH, not something computer related. A computer degree will mean jack shit to them, and with your grammar and spelling, you will be laughed at when you apply for a job with them.

Op
You're dumb as fuck
the end

>>94782820
what he said

out of 5 bars i went to in japan i had to leave 4 because they dont want a white person there

in the other one i was allowed to drink one beer then go

i dont know why the hell they are so racist over there but i never seen it that bad anywhere else, its like being a albino in a african tribe

>>94782920
there needs to be like some kind of charity where i get flown all over the world to turd on weeaboos such as yourself. You probally pick the AE86 don't you?

Take note, /v/, this is what a REAL weeaboo looks like. Not people that play gook vidyas, not people that watch gook cartoons, THIS guy, the guy who shuns his own country and goes on about GRORIOUS NIPPON.

Good riddance, get out of here.

>>94782677
This, my friend, is what I am talking about. All the pictures and videos and blogs I've read about Japan just gave me this atmosphere that this was really the place I would truly feel at home at.

It reminds me of my childhood experiences and feelings. Those feelings that I have never been able to experience again in the US but Japan just oozes them.

>>94782911
>Implying I am applying to JET and not glorious master race ALT

>>94782847
Except I am not a neckbeard at all? If you saw me IRL you would never even imagine that I was a big fan of ARC games and whatnot. I look like a regular guy. Am not overweight, do not smell, am not weird, etc. Stop trying to project things onto me.

Why do people think that Asian women fawn over white Americans?

It simply isn't true. Japanese women are just as shallow and materialistic if not more so, than American women.

They don;t like American men. Get over it.

>mfw you are going to be ostracized by everyone you meet for being a dirty gaijin

>>94783196
damn, this is fuck up

>>94783196
Sounds like typical white whine.

>bawww someone doesn't like me bawww

Minorities in america deal with way worse shit than that every day. Deal with it.

Any racism you'll get is what you'd get in ANY foreign country for being an American, its nothing to be shocked at, just know Japanese and things will be better.

Now old people, thats another story.

Why would I be jelly when I'm in the same boat as you?

On that note, could some one who has actually BEEN to Japan tell me what living there is like?

>>94783546
Expensive.

Did you know the Japanese refer to unfunny jokes as "American jokes"? The Japanese find puns funny. That's their number one brand of humour. Wordplay.

Enjoy your time in Japan.

>>94782218
>>94781551

So you're moving from a country that is

-High crime rate
-Corrupted
-Economically fucked
-Having troubles with prostitution in its biggest cities
-Ran by crime

To a country that is

-High crime rate
-Corrupted
-Economically fucked
-Having troubles with prostitution in its biggest cities
-Ran by crime

Except that now, add extreme racism and Nationalism to the mix and the fact that you'll be forbidden to access certain businesses and some people will probably not hire you because of your ethnic "impurity" or will hire you just so they can abuse you. You will constantly be called the "gaijin" and not a single family that is remotely traditional will accept that you marry their daughter except if you and her leave the country back to yours and ever forget that their daughter is related to them.

Yes OP, feels like home already.

On a serious note, not to be a negative bitch, but it's the same everywhere. Government is shit there and it's shit here, it's corrupted and the economy is really fucking bad. It's the same everywhere in the world.

I worked 2 years in japan, overrated.
now move along

>>94782931
Well, I must say that the people who were genuinely interested and talked, were people who already had been in contact with exchange students and were used to that kind of stuff. During normal lectures and such, can't say that the "untarnished" people had that much of guts to come and talk, be it either because of shyness or because of shunning.

Don't care. I want to go back to burst this bubble of mine. A few years left for that English degree with a teaching license / minor in Japanese, and then I can start battling the next hurdle...being the fact that English isn't my native language. I must become so proficient they won't even notice.

>>94783546
Hi 5 brother. I feel sorry for anyone who spends their 20s in america.

>>94783645
I love puns, thank you.

BTW to all the Japan haters here, listen to this beautiful Japanese song that will warm your hatred filled heart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvos4SDJacU

>>94783526
I'm pretty sure it would be all over the news if a nigger gets thrown out of a bar for being black

English speakers get treated as outcasts in Japan, it is the highest cause of suicide for immigrants there. Some shops refuse to sell to foreigners and it's completely legal. Not only that it is incredibly expensive to live there, the internet being one of the most expensive luxuries available.

Have fun.

>>94783356

The problem is that Japan isn't like that. It's not. It's more closed-minded than an Alabama Klan member, the food is god-awful unless you go someplace that's expensive as fuck (and they won't let you in because you ain't a jap anyway) and people stare at you. God help you if you're tall like me. I'm 6'4", people were both frightened and angry whenever I walked into a room.

What I learned is that the ONLY way to integrate yourself is to dress obscenely well. Suit and tie, tailored, custom fitted. Then they think you're a visiting businessman/diplomat/whatever and treat you worth a damn. I made ONE friend that way, an elderly sushi chef who bitched out his wife on my behalf. Didn't have the heart to tell him I was just some college kid.

Alright OP, I know that you're acting like a faggot and have faggy reasons for going over to Japan but here's somethings you should do. Get a penpal and after awhile tell them you're going over there and ask if you can hang out, so you're not alone. Try not to hang around in Akihabara and all of those animu/vidya places that fat ass weaboos hang out in. Try as hard as you can not to run into a Yakuza, especially if you have a Japanese girl with you, they will fuck you up. If you do encounter one talk up America, they fucking love America because they think it's all cowboys, explosions and crime.

>>94782729


I've always wanted sauce on this. What is it?

I'm black and I loved my first trip to Japan, not only do you get to feel like a giant at 6'2 but people are afraid to mess with you for being a tourist, sometimes I like the every black is a violent gangster stereotype.

>>94783923
ENJOY BEING MISTAKEN FOR YAKUZA.

>>94783580
Yeah, I know that, but what is it actually like?

>>94783923
It's like I tell my friends.

In Japan, black people are like tigers. Yeah, you see them on TV and on the internet and everything, and they're pretty awesome. But shit, you'd never want to get too close to one and you'd DEFINITELY never fuck with one.

>>94783914
Glorious costume, drug, and rape.

I'll post the cover in /r/ some time later when I'm less lazy. I don't quite know the serial number.

Why would you want to live in Japan? Would drive me fucking insane.

>Television and Video Games that make Joseph and his motherfucking Technicolor Dreamcoat look bland and conservative
>People fucking everywhere, large crushing cities and limited open spaces (337p/km2)
>Eat fish for the rest of your life
>Have to deal with a race of shit-tier yellowskin Japs who are still the most racist, xenophobic fucks on Earth
>Few Sports Facilities (hardly high on the average neckbeard's priority list I suppose)
>Everything is ridiculously expensive
>Enjoy your tiny apartment
> Am I Kawaii xx*UguuZXD

>>94783710
I like how you wasted your time typing all of that only for the weeaboo faggot OP to ignore it.

>>94784221
Don't forget their non-existent sense of humour!

>>94784221

Don't forget censorship.

>>94783850
1. Outcast as far as? I don't WANT to be treated as a Japanese. Do you see how much bullshit they have to go through? I want to be a foreigner living IN Japan. I don't WANT to be Japanese.

2. highest cause of suicide for immigrants? gonna need a citation for that.

3. Some shops refuse to sell to foreigners because of retarded American GIs who fuck shit up and russians who get drunk as fuck and cause problems for everyone.

Also, ALTs make good money

>>94783882
>It's more closed-minded than an Alabama Klan member
0/10

>the food is god-awful unless you go someplace that's expensive as fuck (and they won't let you in because you ain't a jap anyway)
Japanese food is some of the best in the world and they are constantly raited the highest by world food critics. Also, you are probably a dumb fuck who didn't know any good cheap restaurants. Also, not all restaurants are unwelcoming to gaijin. Try again

>people stare at you
Expected. Many people there have never seen a gaijin in their lives. I don't care.

>God help you if you're tall like me. I'm 6'4", people were both frightened and angry whenever I walked into a room.
I am 5'9" no problems on that end.

>What I learned is that the ONLY way to integrate yourself is to dress obscenely well. Suit and tie, tailored, custom fitted. Then they think you're a visiting businessman/diplomat/whatever and treat you worth a damn. I made ONE friend that way, an elderly sushi chef who bitched out his wife on my behalf. Didn't have the heart to tell him I was just some college kid.
Holy shit tryhard much? sounds to me like you are awkward as fuck in social situations and scared people away.

>>94782920

Man...I would KILL to work in an Arcade...I'd almost be ready to give up on my career for it.

The last good arcade in my area closed a year ago. They had Initial D Arcade Stage 3, my favorite racing game of all time. Now they closed and I can't find it anywhere else.

Why do Arcades have to close, damnit, I'm so sad.yarega are

>>94780132

Intellectual?

>>94783897
Thanks for your advice. I only plan on going to aki on weekends. I will spend a lot of my time in arcades outside of aki.

I've not read this thread because fuck reading the uneducated opinions of jelly basement dwellers.

I lived in Japan for a couple of years as an English, and it's absolutely fine. You don't get treated as an outcast, the opposite actually - you get treated like a celebrity, especially in the Inaka. You don't get ignored, you get asked questions. Constantly. The locals will invite you for dinner and try to teach you how to use chopsticks. They'll direct you about town and point everything out to you. they'll assume you know zero Japanese and speak to you in the most broken english you can imagine, if they even can.

Everyone that sits and says "JAPAN OUTCASTS FORIENGERS" gets their news from sankaku, and has never been to the country. Ignore them.

However, it's not all fun and games. They country isn't for everyone. It's a deeply oppressive society and there's a high suicide rate for a reason. YOu might come crying home after a couple of weeks because it was too hard on you, or you might love the whole experience.

Every situation is different.

>>94784227


Dude, it took me less than a minute. It's not worse than browsing this website.

The Romanian guy in Kamen Rider Kuuga got by okay. He even fucked a Japanese MILF.

Man, OP is trying REALLY hard to defend himself.

Your body is american but your soul is japanese, right? Haven't heard this before...

>>94784456
>It's not worse than browsing this website.

Touchè.

>>94781779

Aside from voiceless vowels and a particular flap, the language isn't that difficult to learn to pronounce, but the grammar, I thought, took some getting used to for a native English speaker.

>>94780132
mfw, it doesn't mean what you think it means.

Asian People Tier list (Based on how the treat whitey.) :
>God tier: Chinese.
>Top Tier: Vietnamese
>Meh Tier: South Koreans
>Shit Tier: Fucking Nips

>>94784332

Not even gonna try anymore. You want to live in Japan? Go for it. Don't come crying to me when you find out it's not all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. It's a hard place to live in if you're different, you have to make concessions. But you wouldn't know anything about that, you sheltered little twat. When you have a real job, in the real world, (or, hell, even a real major at a real university you little community college shitstain) you can lecture me on being a "tryhard" because I dress well.

Fuck you, weeaboo cunt. Enjoy glorious nippon.

>>94784426

>Inaka
>ESID

I know what you are.

>>94784524
Oakland's dream

>radiation poisoning
>frequent earthquakes
>other natural or otherwise unnatural disasters
We all know you're trolling and not actually going to Japan
Enjoy your non-vidya fantasy, OP

While it lasts that is :3

The only reason you should ever go to Japan is because Mr. Miyagi's father is on his deathbed and you're going with him to see his dad, and even then you'll just end up having to fight the nephew of Mr. Miyagi's old rival

I studied abroad in Japan two years ago.

The experience was..ok.

A lot of people would not go enter an elevator with
me. I would get pretty nasty glances from people
on the trains. It was difficult to find any help
when I was shopping at their stores. If I asked for
help from someone in the street properly (there
is a system of asking strangers for help) I would
generally get the cold shoulder.

I knew the language well enough to get by, not
perfectly. I was in Tokyo for most of the time,
then Akita for a bit, moved a bit into Sendai
then back to tokyo before coming home.

>mfw You are lying.
>mfw this is not your blog.
>mfw VIDEOGAMES

>>94784526
>Haven't heard this before...

Hoo boy you're gonna love all those Gaia rage screencaps.

>>94784524
Wasn't KakuRanger Black an American too?

>>94784426
Thanks a lot for the insight. There's a lot of jelly ass neckbeards here who will never get out of america.


>>94783710
Japan has one of the lowest crime rates in the entire WORLD. Extreme racism and nationalism? holy fuck you know nothing about Japan and have never been there. 0/10. You are a terrible troll.

>>94784761
One I will never be able to fulfill...

日本に来ないでください。

>>94784693

>Has never been to japan. Ever. ANd is very mad and jelly.

Seriously, shut the fuck up. What I'm assuming has been you this whole thread is nothing but lies and misinformation. You either had a very isolated, horrible experience or have never been to Japan.

I've backpacked the country for 10 months, taught for 2 years and never never once been treated with anything but the utmost respect. There's a curiosity that can be misinterpreted as racism, sure, that's your problem if you interpret it that way.

>>94784917

>>Japan has one of the lowest crime rates in the entire WORLD

>home of the still-active Yakuza gang

>>94784876

I have never been associated with Gaia.

elaborate

one of my friends is moving to Japan, and he has not learned the language. I don't really understand.

It just looks like hes running away from something to me.

>>94784917
>Japan has one of the lowest crime rates in the entire WORLD.

:laffo:

>people belive this is real
>people believe OP is honest and not a deceiving inflamer
>laughinggirls.jpeg
>implying this is the right board for this kind of shit
there is /jp/, /int/, /trvl/ and the like, this not vidya dude, try keeping /v/ classy

>mfw I will be in heaven aka Akihabara

With all of your other dirty Jap friends who charged machine guns in WWII like retards and got their faces blown off?

Have fun blindly following a ridiculous religious rhetoric.

>>94785060
Some shit forum with people like OP, but multiply OP's faggotry by infinity and you get Gaia.

When you see a rage thread you'll see some of those horrible weaaboo pathetic whining posts.

>>94785069

There's a lot of Exchange programs that are designed for non-Japanese speakers to get to the country. It's not possible to "move" there with no Japanese language ability without boatloads of money because of the money needed (and reference needed) as down payment for apartments.

Your friend is either going a glorified holiday thinking he can get a job there (= nope.avi) or is on one of these programs.

Also if he is your friend and you think he may be running away from something, have you considered asking him about it or is that just queer?

>>94785048

You taught children, I'm assuming. I interned and was a student. I studied abroad.

In other words, I went out into the fucking real world of Japan. Where business gets done.

You hiked. And taught kids. Any parent in the world is gonna be polite as fuck to anyone who teaches their children unless the teacher is a right cunt.

You're a deluded moron.

>>94785049
>>94785098
>http://www.divinecaroline.com/30/82437-world-s-ten-safest-countries-visit/2
>http://www.reasonpad.com/2009/06/the-safest-countries-in-the-world-to-visit-and-stay/
Get out.

Weeaboo troll thread.

>>94785311

>Any parent in the world is gonna be polite as fuck to anyone who teaches their children

Words have absolutely no effect on the levels of laughter I am feeling right now. Seriously.

Good troll.

10/10, you got me.

Still laughing.

>>94785098
>Mfw the Yakuza is actually helping the police in Japan to prevent looting.
>Mfw this guy is a fucktard.

>>94785311

>parent
>Polite to teacher

0/10

>>94785311

Be glad you're not in teaching.

>>94785311
>I interned and was a student. I studied abroad.
>In other words, I went out into the fucking real world of Japan. Where business gets done.
I lol'd. 2/10

>>94784862
That sounds awful. Sorry for your bad experiences.

>>94785311

Japan is full of passive aggressiveness. I'd rather people be somewhat transparent then receive fake politeness.

>>94785496
>using the word fucktard

Is /v/ terrible today or is it just me?

>>94785311

You mean the real world of japan, where instead of saying "I don't like you" as you claim, they simply move their desk away from you and ignore you?

Yea, you sound like you've been there.

>>94785592
>>94785576
>>94785531
>>94785447

>Amurrica is stoopid, Nippon is better and not as conservative as republicunt amurrica

>>94785655
You are a fucking tool. Stop posting, faggot.

>>94785753
>Get caught lying
>start ironic greentexting to save face
>mfw
You've never been to Japan.

>>94785753

>Just managed to make a better argument than an ad homonim

At least he's trying. Almost.

Hey OP be sure to follow Japan's tradition of jumping off a building.

>>94785753

You have never been to japan and no longer have arguments to back your claim up.

1/10 for at least making people respond.

>>94785753
exactly. What gets me about this thread is not that they claim america is bad, but that they claim japan is better. Why arent they there then? Why are they still shitting up my country with their nostalgia for nipville, when nothing stops you from moving there and living the life.
>grow some balls and do it faggot, quit just saying words and move

>>94785049

Japan:
>one gang whose more of a sadistic clan

vs

USA
>crips and bloods, filthy criminal niggers who failed school so they go and kill little kids and women
>mexican gangs growing in the south
0/10 troll.

In 1990 the police identified over 2.2 million Penal Code violations[citation needed]. Two types of violations—larceny (65.1 percent of total violations[citation needed]) and negligent homicide or injury as a result of accidents (26.2%)—accounted for over 90 percent of criminal offenses in Japan[citation needed]. In 1989 Japan experienced 1.3 robberies per 100,000 population, compared with 48.6 for West Germany, 65.8 for Great Britain, and 233.0 for the United States; and it experienced 1.1 murder per 100,000 population, compared with 3.9 for West Germany, 1.03 for England and Wales, and 8.7 for the United States that same year[citation needed]. Japanese authorities also solve a high percentage of robbery cases (75.9%, compared with 43.8% for West Germany, 26.5% for Britain, and 26.0% for the United States) and homicide cases (95.9% , compared with 94.4% for Germany, 78.0% for Britain, and 68.3% for the United States).

Stay classy whitey.

>>94785941

I'm not in america, I'm not claiming it's bad or Japan is better. I'm simply stating that Japanese life isn't the depressing tale some here are making it out to be.

>>94785828

Calling someone a deluded moron isn't an ad hominem...Personal insults are not ad hominem.

Fucking hate it when people can't even wikipedia what an ad hominem really is...fucking morons.

>Be light skinned black in the military
>Stationed in Japan
>Go to Tokyo in the daytime
>Daytime is beautiful
>Get ganguro ass 24/7
>Go to Tokyo at night
>Getting screamed at in Japanese every time me and a bro walk past a Jap
>Shady ass people everywhere
>Guy trying to steal my wallet every time
>Never leave the base past 6PM anymore

It's like I never left Detroit.

Seriously bro. It's not somewhere you'd want to live. They hate Americans. But mostly just niggers

>>94784862

It's because they could tell you're a weaboo.

I spoke with dozens of stranger nipnongs, and none of them gave me the cold shoulder. I didn't even use whatever system you're talking about. It's because I'm generally a cool guy, and not like pretty much every other westerner in Japan (skinnyfat American nerds.)

Pic related, found some randoms sleeping on the street.

>>94786016
it has its pro's and cons, but I would definitely say living a privileged life in America beats out living in Japan, unless your a naturefag, in which case whuuuuut...

>tl;dr if op didnt rub it in our faces he would have gotten much better responses. Why say "i can sense the jelly" when no one else really wants that?
>tl;dr fuck off just read

Have fun bro.

>>94786174
To be fair, black people are hated everywhere.

>>94786090

>Never called anything an ad homonim
>have never seen this chart

>>94786090
you don;t have to complete the thought, the implication is enough

way to be literal, moron (THEREFORE YOU CAN'T TRUST WHAT THIS MAN IS SAYING DURR)

>>94786174
>It's like I never left Detroit.
I lol'd

Also, many blacks live in Japan. And many have said the racism there is no worse than in the US. Indeed, many say it is nowhere near as bad as the one they experienced in the US.

>Mfw I'm much further along than you on the way to doing something similar in Korea, and I'll make much more money than you.

I'll be probably going to Japan for 1 year, my grandpa made a "brotherhood oath" with a Japanese guy back when my gramps fled the country due to a Dictatorship (Chile), i've seen the guy and is all covered with tattoos, i'm an amateur Luchador here in Chile looking for earning my license at Mexico in some months, after that i'll try luck at Japan, gramp's friend always told me that tattoos were sign of gangs and worst there, and i have a japanese styled wolf in all of my back, i'll be staying at this old man's house with my gramps, in Kabukicho, Tokyo
Any advice?

>>94786299

>isn't in law school

Sorry, habits.

>>94786457
You're right, tattos are a sign of gangs in Japan. You won't be let in gyms/pools/etc if they see it.

>>94786457
if you arent trolling your grandpap was a hard motherfucker. Be glad you have hookups with a yakuza. Dont disrespect him lol, best advice

you dumbass, that's the chinese flag

>deliberately moving into a radiation zone
Enjoy your chromosome damage.

>move to japan on a teaching job
>rural japan
>Nice at first
>realise im moving in
>Instant hate on the outside
>teaching time not so bad
>they think im american
>state that im british
>one by one people are nice to me
>have tea with some of the elders in the town
>meet a beauty
>get married some years later
>have a child
>move back to england with my wife and daughter

THANK GOD

>>94786826
You do know that every country has a lot of radiation, right?

>>94786840
>move back to england with my wife and daughter
Fucking idiot. Enjoy getting stabbed by chavs/carbombed by radical muslims.

Weaboos give people like me a bad fucking name. I want to move to Japan because of the Culture and the atmosphere, I also have several friends there. Weaboos wants to move there because of the Glorious Nippon video games and cartoons. I watch anime sure but casually, I normally watch Cowboy Bebop and shit that's shown on Adult Swim. I'm actually ashamed about learning Japanese in a public forum because of weaboos. I can't take a public class because of all of the Naruto headband wearing shit heads.
>Mfw

>mfw I'm finishing my senior year of HS at the CC
>mfw I'm applying for a job at the local marine engineering firm
>mfw I'm going to college next semester to study maritime systems engineering
>mfw I'll be making 80 grand once I get out of school
>mfw I'll get to travel the world and do some of the coolest engineering in the world
>mfw I have endless job opportunities
>mfw you jelly

>>94786672
i've also researched the theme, and i've heard a lot of stuff about that, even seen "no tattos allowed" signs in pools and stuff, yet also heard things from american tourists that they don't enforce those rules with tourists, well, mostly because a blonde girl with tattoos is obviously a tourist, sadly i'm tan skinned and have black hair, also i'm tall and broad shouldered...so i'll probably get that trouble
>>94786696
Ah, totally not trolling, just scared to ask since i know it can pass up as trolling, i really don't know if he's a yakuza, and honestly i'm afraid to ask, we've talked only a few times and he's really really nice, when i was a kid he taught me the basic japanese shit, the whole hello, good bye and the honorifics, is there a way to know if he is a yakuza just by the looks of his tattoo?
is a Akuma looking guy with a sword fighting some sort of serpent.

>>94786452

Have fun getting molested by Kim Jong Il and put in a prison for 54 years for having your shoes untied in his presence

>>94787035
Funfact: Anime hates anime. If you like anime in Japan, you are a neckbeard loser and an Otaku, which is NOT a good thing.

do they still have cruis'n USA in arcades?

>>94787078
>marine engineering
>endless job opportunities
>mfw
Ah, HS kids really don't know shit.

You'll be in for a treat (if) you graduate.

Also, reported for underage.

>>94786840

FUCK it missed a part off because i mistyped the captcha

I meant thank god

then i was going to say

>Shit starts fucking up with 9/11
>druggies and muslims everywhere
>daughter gets bullied because she has limited english
>move back to japan permantly after 3 months of bullshit

>>94787169
>North Korea is South Korea is All Korea

You are stupid as fuck, sir.

>>94787285
Good for you bro.

>>94787123
If it's a small tattoo, just cover it up with a small towel that you get.

Besides, that's a really old custom and tattoos are slowly getting more mainstream/accepted.

>>94787035
Hey, you. Chill out. I'm, by 4chan standards, a complete weeaboo.

But seriously, I just want to move and develop video games at Platinum Games. Not even trolling. Translate, too, if the need arises.

Currently going to a school in NY for my Japanese.

>>94787265
don't be jelly bro, my discipline basically is civil engineering for the ocean. so oil rigs, pipelines, international shipping, coasts and anything water related falls under our jurisdiction

>>94787285
>mistyping captcha causes part of the post to vanish
oh god this thread is bad, move this shit to /int/ or /jp/ please, ti has nothing to do with vidya and is by no mean a brothread for /v/-related activities

>>94787493
And luckily for you, they WILL employ Americans, infact a lot of people at Platinum are American.

>be german
>go to japan for a year, because of job
>can't read moonrunes
>don't understand nipnog
>japs hate me
>i hate japs
>bang many brazillian chicks
>make lots and lots monies
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.tiff

>>94787546
Not even jelly bro. You are going to die by drowning by you get knocked off a boat when a huge ass thunderstorm hits.

u fucked bro

>>94780704
unless you have some sort of amazing degree, it's actually really hard to get a job in Japan if you are not a citizen. Also, citizenship is super hard to get. So once you're done with the teaching program, you'll probably either live in Japan as an illegal, or go home.

Also, you're a trolling faggot for starting this thread. Fuck off.

>>94787493
You can't POSSIBLY be older than 14.

>>94787489
well bro... it covers all of my back..

>>94787650
>>94787650
hahaha so fucking racist i LOVE it. moonrunes, i gotta remember that one. Saving post to refer to in case i need racist shit to throw at weaboos.

>>94786205

>it's wednesday
>get piss drunk at nomihoudai
>get thrown out
>beat up homeless people in shibuya
>take first train back to hotel (5am or so)
>shower
>go to kamakura
>zerg and overpower a sumo

Just another day in the Zone.

>>94787493
>I want to work at company X

Where are you planning on working at/interning first?
You're gonna need somewhere a lot closer to home, but still notable.

Foreigners are a biiiiiig investment.

>>94787732
>>94787774
He's not actually looking too far for this, Platinum's website had a place for employment and asked for Americans/people who can speak English and Japanese.

Since they PAY certain races (who were born in Japan) to leave the country permanently, how do you think they'll treat you?

mfw people actually believe they will become "english teachers" in a foreign country because they are english "native" speakers.

Every weabbo's dream.

>>94787887
Regardless, you're going to need some industry experience before even trying.

>>94787493
> I just want to move and develop video games at Platinum Games
You are making my thread look bad. GTFO weeaboo.

>>94787729
You're assuming I won't have any specialized skills when I move to Japan. What makes you think that? I am currently going to college. Please read the thread and stop trolling.

>>94787973
Oh ofcourse.

I've been to Nihon twice. It's fun for vacationing every so often, the parks and such are nice but.

There's no good reason to live there as a foreigner, there are countries in far better socio-economical shape to take advantage of like Germany.

>>94780132
As much as I love Japan, I found Akihabara disappointing. I expected more Vidya gaems, but all I could see was anime. I watch the occasional anime now and again, but I just found the place creepy.
I stayed near Shinjuku. That place is awesome.
ENJOY EVERYTHING BEING EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE OP!

>>94787973
There's an employee there who got in without industry experience. Won't say his name though.

Although I won't disagree, building a portfolio before hand is even better.

>go to local community college
>see loads of nipnongs studying abroad
>realize that japan must be shit if there coming here to go to fucking community college.

sure i might visit the place, but live there? Never.

>my face when a lot of weeaboos are actually hot

>>94788042
>like Germany
0/10, not even trying you fucking troll. Germany is a shithole with a shit tier language and food. And you fuckers don't bathe.

>>94788042
Iceland > Germany

>>94788012
>sincerely believes Japan is greater than his own country in every way
>thinks moving there will be a dream come true and that he was destined to live there
>calls someone else a weeaboo

Try harder, faggot.
Other anons were having a good realistic conversation.

>>94788197
After recent economic troubles, I'm not sure I would trust the country.

>>94788176
How is Germany a shithole? Seems like any other first world country, but with its own (very neat) culture and flair.

>>94788176
And all of them got this fucking haircut

I miss Ken-sama

>>94788176
>Shit Language and food
You have some of the shittiest taste imaginable, French, German and Italian cuisine are the best in the world and German is manlier than Russian which sounds like a neanderthal speaking which is why in Imperial Russia every noble spoke French instead.

>>94788067
>Shinjuku
I want to go there. Ever since I watched Get backed in 2003 I've had a fascination with Shinjuku.

>>94788203
Wanting to move to Japan to work at a shitty game company is the equivelant of a 4th grader saying he will work for nintendo when he grows up to make mario.

You are a fucking weeaboo, go play your weeaboo games faggot.

>>94788262
As a /v/irgin, I cannot condone moving to Germany.
THEY CENSORED TF2, MAN

Probably be an awesome place to visit, though.

Ok

I really don't have any problem with people moving to Japan, seriously, if it works for you, go for it.

But can the weeaboos in this thread stop fucking talking about ANY other country in the world as if it was the worst place to live in?

I've got a flash new for you, here, check it out:

JAPAN IS A COUNTRY ON EARTH AND JAPANESE ARE HUMANS

JAPAN IS A COUNTRY LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD AND LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD, THEY HAVE THEIR PROS AND THEIR CONS!

Seriously, would you stop talking as if Japan was the fucking Lost Garden of Eden? Your life won't magically become better once you move there. if you can't make your luck here, you certainly won't be able to make your luck there either!

I'm fucking tired of those fucks.

"What about England"
"ENJOY YOUR NEO BAGDANIA AND TERRORISTS"
"What about Germany?"
"ENJOY YOUR FASCHISM AND NEO NAZIS"
"Then what about your Motherland of America?"
"ENJOY YOUR FAT TEA PARTYERS MACDONALDS PIG DISGUSTING BAKA!"
"...then what about Japan?"
"GLORIOUS NIPPON ONLY GOOD COUNTRY IN THE HUNDREDS WE HAVE ON THIS VAST PLANET! IT'S NOT LIKE THE WORLD WAS FULL OF INTERESTING CULTURAL DIVERSITY! ONLY GLORIOUS NIPPON WILL HAVE MY HEART!

For Fuck's sake, better off worshipping the Rebirth of GLORIOUS URSS BLOOD FOR THE MOTHERLAND!, at least it would be better than delude yourself in cartoon fantasy that can only happens because it's fucking FICTION!

>>94781551
Although parts of Japan are quite beautiful, Tokyo is not. I remember when I first arrived there, I felt really sick because all the buildings looked just like massive concrete boxes. Terrible fucking architecture in most places. I got used to it quickly though and I had a great time there.

>>94788379
>Platinum
>shitty gaming company

You're the reason videogames such now.

Enjoy your radiation, contamination, xenophobia, yakuza, traffic, and fried squid.

>>94788400
Austria may be a good idea as well. Does Austria censor as much as Germany?

>>94788518
Its funny because all of that happens in the United States. Replace Yakuza with American gangs.

>live in new york
>everything is near me, don't need a car ever
>have all the ethnicities in individual locations (living right now with indian/hispanic/korean)
>30 motherfucking arcade machines with 1 coin play
fuck your shit

Good luck, OP. I also was the perfect candidate for a foreign language teaching program. Computer science degree, technologically adept, a gamer, loved Japanese culture, took two years of Japanese language at college, and way more excited than anyone else that interviewed.

I got to the interview in Boston (had to pay to fly myself), got there earliest so I got paired with the first interviewer, some douchebag. He had an arcane way of interviewing where he asked 20 questions and I only had 3 seconds to answer each one. This style just rewards people who can think fast, not those who can think more thoroughly and smartly. Needless to say, I bombed it, got rejected, and my dreams of Japan were never realized.

Don't start planning too much - you can hit any number of roadblocks along the way just like I did.

>mfw if I had just arrived 45 minutes early instead of an hour, I might have gotten paired with someone else
>mfw I probably would have aced the interview
>mfw I'd have been there over the past decade and life would be so much different
>mfw I just have to settle for $80,000 per year as a software developer in the states instead of $20,000 as a foreign language teacher

everythingTurnedOutBetterThanExpected.exe

>>94788459
>not liking boring shootan game and dmc ripoff catered to neckbeards
>reason videogames "such"
>mfw
This is why I hate gamers.

OP we realize you are faggot. But no need to show us. Those aren't the only things I would live in japan for and neither should you. But this is a troll post.

I honestly wouldn't want to go to Japan, even if I had everything squared away to make the transition as easy as possible. I love the US. Always have, always will.

I've no want, need or desire to live in or become a citizen of any other country. In short: Have fun. May you be successful in all that you attempt to accomplish.

Also: 0/10

>>94787169
That's a cool coincidence. I actually was planning on visiting the north while out there. I know of a business run by two British guys that deals with guided trips over there from China. It's expensive, but as long as you buy a T-shirt or two, they treat you like fucking royalty.

>>94788414
It appears you haven't read the thread before responding, since damn near all the replies are telling OP that the Japanese are racist xenophobic pieces of shit, which is equally misleading.

>>94788671
>DMC ripoff
>its made by the same fucking people who made DMC

HURRRR

>>94788414
Shinto: At the beginning of time all gods got together and created the earth. Then they all agreed that Japan was the most beautiful place in the world and the japaneese emperor was a friend of the gods

I have the same plan op, but

>fuck dozens of cute as fuck jap bitches who will be all over my cock
Enjoy your STD filled gaijin-chasers
>my native language gives me all the tools for the pronunciation aspect of nipponese
You mean like every native English speaker ever? hurf durf

>>94788400
>censorship
Oh
yes
That sucks
Making jew jokes would also probably get you in trouble. I wouldn't like that.
At least with Steam you can just make a NA account.

>>94788577
>Yakuza
>helping EVERYONE after the quake
>American gangs
>looting EVERYONE after the hurricane

>>94788355
>which is why in Imperial Russia every noble spoke French instead.
French was the language of politics back in the 19th and early 20th century.
They didn't speak it, because it was awesome.

I agree with you though.

>>94788814
For example.
>Katrina

>mfw I will live it up over there and fuck dozens of cute as fuck jap bitches who will be all over my cock

But westerners don't have square cocks for japanese pixellated vaginas, silly. It doesn't work.

Gee, it sure is SUMMER around here...

>Learning Japanese.
>Calls it Nipponese not Nihongo

>>94788841
Just as English is today.
And Mandarin will probably be in the future.

>>94788877
>>94788814
>Government and dozens of countries were immediately helping the quake victims. They knew they had people backing them up

>Katrina
>people thrown together in a stadium like dogs, help never came, nobody gave a flying fuck, white racist death squads going around shooting people
>wondering why there was looting

laboratory equipment (rotating cytology/phlebotomy/histology though mostly just ht since that is what is selling) tester here employed in a japanese company working in amerikkka due to worker shortage.

..not sure if being trolled.
english teacher market in japan is still saturated from when NOVA collapsed a few years ago leaving many (thousand) english teachers unemployed and looking for a job. back in 2010 the JET program had a notice that they would be hiring less teacher assistants due to economic conditions.

being an english teacher should be your backup unless it is what you aimed for to begin with . even if you get a job, the pay is (mostly) pretty shitty considering the prereqs.

>>94788954

>mfw weaboo thinks that Japan is like a rotating door for all Amerifags to come and scoop up exotic women and easy jobs

>>94789018
Thought it was obvious enough to not point this out.

Speaking French was just limited to the bourgeoisie, nobility and politics, though.

Nowadays anyone speaks English.

It doesn't cost anything to dream

>>94789161
Random Douijin Crops General?

>>94789111
>works in america
>acts like he knows anything about the Japanese JET industry
>mfw
0/10

Also, I am working ALT not JET. Bad troll.

>>94789097
Actually bro, the Yakuza helped people waaaaay before the government, they even brought fucking helicopters, and remodeled all of their offices to serve as shelters.

I'm not 15 anymore, I don't give a shit.

Have fun being an outcast in a moral free uptight society.

>>94780132
>implying I'm jelly of you playing shitty jrpgs
>implying I'm jelly of you being in a country with irradiated drinking water

Nope

Stayed in Japan for a Month before I went to Uni. One of the most enjoyable times I ever had. Everything was just so different (in a good way). The Japanese are some of the most polite, racist, strange, hard working people you will ever meet. I've never seen an old guy in a suit passed out on the platform of a train station. Although I would never want to live there, I would really like to go back again.
After a month though, even I got homesick.... and I'm from GLASGOW.

>>94789293

>>94788654
>"Perfect candidate"
>Computer science, technologically adept, a gamer
You know you were applying for a TEACHING job, right? Teaching kids?

Also:
>two years of Japanese language
That means nothing, in Japan you're nearly always paired with an actual Japanese English teacher, and they prefer you to give the lessons in full English. You're understanding of their language is irrelevant.

>>94789097
The government dropped the ball, actually. In the incident referred to ( wherein the Yakuza helped out), the government couldn't even get relief choppers in for a massive amount of time because the relief effort was a total bureaucratic mess.

Of course, the comparison is still invalid. EVERYONE was looting for Katrina because there was simply not enough of anything to go around.

And the Yakuza is an old, established and well organized gang. Any gangs in New Orleans and similar were probably nowhere near as big or influential in the first place.