>elite hacker
>veteran
>/b/

God, who knew the news could be so funny?

Also vidya

Dave here, lovely weather to be a Dave, don`t you think?

I`m gonna have to nominate this as our official costume.

>>94479146
we dave now

mornin dave.

Is this our new greeting? morning dave?

>>94479343
is it okay if we wear jeans with that? I can't play soccer.

>>94479146
Dave isn't really a legion, more a collective of people who enjoy calling themselves Dave, and cookies, we do enjoy cookies.

!syug iH

Just be a tripfag instead.

>Two veterans of Anonymous have claimed that members of the infamous hacker group are most likely responsible for the recent Sony security breaches, despite the group's public denials.

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/34550/Hackers_Say_Anonymous_Likely_Responsible_For_Sony_Attacks.p
hp

Fuck this shit, from now i'm gonna be Dave.

Hello fellow Daves. Doesn't it feel great not being the culprit of the PS3 hacking?

>>94479454
Hi tripfriend.

You're welcome to stay as you are or be a david.

We hope to not disturb your morning too much.

I'm gonna go make myself a cup of tea now.

>>94479478

em rof emit liaj erom oN .ris seY

>>94479478
Yes, it does.

So Dave what are your favourite vidya gaems?

>look for other threads to go to to post as dave

>no good threads all are shit

Sup Daves

>>94479478
Sure does.

Anyone catch the red sox game recently?

fuck the other guys, FORCED DAVE ON ALL BOARDS

Actually my name isn't Dave. It's Davey.

>elite hacker internet serious threat terrorism veteran group /b/
>implying even 1% of /b/ knows how to be a "hacker"

The "elite hacker group anonymous" that you hear about on the news has very little to do with 4chan nowadays. Kinda like how back in 2007 or so, when 4chan "raided" other websites, they would blame ebaumsworld.

Don't mind me, just being Dave, and reposting the love.

>>94479610
I'm loving MvC3 and MK right now, but I feel Daves are heavily under-represented in vidya.

Apart from our The Glorious Republic of course.

Famous vidya Daves?

Fellow Dave's!
How are you all?

>>94479658
Whatever, let those kiddies go.

Just relax and be a Dave. It's okay if you don't want to though.

>>94479146
yeah man Dave's of the world unite!...tomorrow? how about Tuesday? well okay sometime soon for sure, maybe.

Dave general?

Dave general.

I don't mind anonymous really.
They're just not my cup of tea.

Go force your meme somewhere else. Faggots.

Greetings fellow Daves.
It certainly is a glorious day to be a Dave, isn't it?

>>94479658
The problem is reporters do not understand the internet. It's scares them. They see the imageboard of 4chan and run screaming.

If they spent more time on here they'd see how pathetic people on here can be.

Not Daves though, we're awesome

>>94479718
Who do you play in those games fellow Dave? I was playing a Wolverine / Storm / Sentinel team in MvC3, was thinking of switching it up a bit.

HI GUIZ!

>>94479718
this motherfucker's first name is apparently dave

>>94479799
OMG its a hacker!

>>94479343

This can be our away kit.

>>94479827
>Dave_with_it.jpg

>>94479799
Fuck off anonymous, no one likes you.

How about i dickslap you?

>>94479718
I do enjoy Half life, Battlefield 2 and Morrowind, but if you like any other game you are welcome to do so. Everyones taste is different. It is sad that anonymous sometimes forgets this

>>94479927

No Phils allowed. Sorry. Become Dave or fuck off.

>>94479454
Dave thinks you're a giant faggot.

>>94479799
It's one of those annonymous hackers. Just ignore him.

>>94479918

>Chowder
>Not Dave

Away with you, you propably helped with hacking the ps3, didn't you?

>>94479918
stupid dumb not dave scum, fuck off.

>>94479343
I'm not gonna wear that... We are all Dave, but we like to be comfortable in what we want to wear.

I'm wearing this.

GDAY BRUCE

>>94479146
Hello, Dave, long time no see

Does Serj count as a variation of Dave? 'Cause I'm totally a Serj.

>>94479799
don't have to hate on us. we just enjoy dave.

>>94479826
I'm playing 2 teams in Marvel

Wesker/Dorm/Tron is my main team, (accidental tier whoring)

Team 2 is being worked out:

Spencer/Iron Man/ Tron
Wolverine/Hulk/Spencer

I'd be practising and offering to play if I didn't have work to do.

I play (Dave) Kabal in MK.

David D. Davidson here, but you can just call me Dave

Seeing other websites talking about that "internet hacker group known as Anonymous" when you know /b/ is nothing but a bunch of 15 yo downies is quite hilarious.

I've always wanted to be part of Dave

so does Daves actually LIKE video games?

am i late to the party ?

Dave and Tripfriends unite.

So, favourite Video game genre everyone?
I can find my pleasure in most of the genres, but i've always been bad in fighters, as i'm not that good in remembering combo's.

>>94480042
Mornin' dave.
How's your... dave job?

Haha! see what I did there?
It's a little joke for you.
>>94480049
I don't know. What's a Serj?

GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS DAVE JUST STOPPED SOUNDING LIKE A WORD

>>94480132
>unite
>with Tripfriends

Okay, I'm out.

>>94479998
>>94480013
b-but i like you dave

We should create our own nation and call it Dave. Where all Daves can live without fear. Or run it into the ground as a brutal, neo-nazi dictatorship w/e

>>94480013
>>94479998
>>94479969
No guys it's cool just as long as they aren't anonymous... being Dave is still coller though

>>94480111

actually it's not funny. It makes me weep for journalism.

Dave doesn't mind if newfriends wants to join us.

>>94480150
Well, I'm a Serj. It's a bit like a Dave. Infact, it is a Dave. Just with nice facial hair and a good singing voice.

Actual David here.

So glad to see so much Dave love in /v/.

I love you Daves. The real ones, not the fakes.

>>94480189
And that's why we're dave.

have a nice day.
>>94480185
You too my friend.

This is like that vault in fallout three where everyone are clones. I think the clones are actually called dave although im not sure.

>>94480133

>I can find my pleasure in most of the genres
Dave-ism no.1

Same here, but my favourite has to be adventure games, Monkey Island, Grim Fandango or anything that makes you explore and solve puzzles and soak in the environment, like Silent Hill.

Hey guys, look what I found!

Someone create a steam group so we can play some PC-vidya together.

Consoles are okay too.

aaah, it's good to be a Dave.
how's everyone doing?

>>94480247

that was Gary. He sucks. Ignore him.

I can't let you do that Dave...

>>94480133

I like RPGs and games with RPG elements.

I enjoyed Dragon Age 2, though not as much as other games marketed as RPGs.

>>94480247
I think that's gary, friend.

I like you Daves. Much more polite than those 'Anonymous' terrorist fellows.

>>94480251
That's cool. Most Adventure games have great stories and are enjoyable.

>>94480268

Hurrah! We have rediscovered our homeland!

>>94480247
No they're Garry... You know what Dave should modify it to be a town full of nice and friendly Daves who buy and sell things at really good prices...

>>94480323

>Dragon Age 2

NO

NOT EVEN DAVE ENJOYS THAT

>>94480268
What a nice place to live.

Is that up near DC?

>>94480294
Oh god he probably heard you, he's come to come here and be embarrassing....

play any good video games, dave?

>>94480282
All gaming consoles has somethings going for them. I have chosen the PC because it fits my needs more, but in the end it's up the the user to chose after his preferences.

I hope that PSN will go up soon for my fellow Ps3 playing Daves.

>>94480386

Dave, if you're having problems with flood detection, the Chrome addon 4chan plus has a timer by your messages so you know when the time limit before your post has done counting.

>>94480082
>(accidental tier whoring)

Story of my life. That's why I want to change my team.

So are people called Gary/Anonymous bad now?
Republic of Dave 4eva.

We all have our own hands but we come from different moms.

>>94480360
GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
GAAAAAARRRY
GARY

>>94480366
Chill out. Let people enjoy their video games.
If you have a different opinion just let it go. Just don't judge people on what they play.

>>94480386

Look just look away. Pretend you don't see him

>>94480323
>likes DA2
You...you....DOUBLE ROBERT!

>>94480241

whats a fake dave? one whos name isnt really dave in real life?

>>94480366

Dave, why so angry?

Some Daves have a different taste in games. For example, I am sure some Daves enjoy playing games like Call of Duty, even though I can't fathom why.

Mornin', Dave.

>>94480409
i just installed Ubuntu OS. it has nogames
but it's not like /v/ plays them anyway.

>>94480426
A respectable choice fellow Dave, I see no problems with you enjoying your games on your personal computer as long as you are not trying to belittle those who don't.

I myself happen to do the same thing.

Sure is awfully Dave on /v/ tonight...

>>94480503

Dude, let's not say something we're all going to regret alright? Just apologise to Dave, Dave.

>>94480449
I was determined to learn Wesker, and I did, then I found everyone complained about him.

Didn't stop me playing him, but he is too good online because of minute lag, same with Dante and Dorm, so I'm mixing it up.
Your team sounds fine, but mess about with a new team it really gets more fun out of the game.

What game are you anxious for, Dave?

I enjoy Oblivion at least as much as Morrowind. If you don't, that's cool. I totally understand and sympathize with your complaints. You are most certainly not wrong. My tastes are different than yours, though no less legitimate.

Sure why the fuck not.

>>94480600
Never, he is a double Robert and your a....ROBERTO!

I, for one, accept our new Dave overlords.

>mfw everyone called Dave is civilised and actually respects other people

Oh wow.

Starting a break away group here, god wills it

>>94480658

I was pretty annoyed when Mass Effect 3 was delayed, but I can understand, those guys really need more dev time after the Dragon Age 2 fiasco.

Otherwise I can't wait for Deus Ex: Human Revolution

>>94480503
I lol'd hard.

>>94480658
I have my hopes up for brink and battlefield 3, they might just become something good.

I thought his name was Cave Johnson, now I'm disappointed.

˙pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ s,ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʞuıɥʇ I

Can`t wait for L.A. Noire, DUke Nukem Forever, and inFamous 2! Will be so cash, Daveing it up in 1947 LA, Las Vegas, and a New ORleans rip-off!

I like the cut of your jib, OP.

I, too, shall be a Dave.

>>94480812

I was disappointed when I heard L.A. Noire won't be coming for PC.

I hope one of my friends who owns a PS3 buys it so I'll be able to play it at his place.

Posting some dave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8YO_awy23E

>>94480798

Just came from youtube huh? Going for that highest rated comment?

God damn people like this should be autobanned. "HERP IM SO FUNNY"

>>94480798

I think so too.

That "d" is supposed to be capital

>>94480658
As of right now I am not looking forward to anything particular but I am enjoying some age of mythology in the campaign mode.
I may get witcher 2 when it comes out I have not decided yet but I did enjoy the first game.

I've been reading every post under the name of Dave in the voice of Brian Posehn.

Saints Row 3 is shaping up to be rather nice. Did any of you Daves see the new update about character customization? Apparently you can now upload characters you make from the game to the SR3 community site and easily share them with other players. This is a very nice feature and it really shows that the SR devs care about the community.

Dave reporting in, I quess.

>>94480867
Relax. Humor is necessary.

This is Dave from Ontario, hey Dave from Newfoundland, you there?

Dave, what's your opinion on piracy?

>>94480924
YES! We're basically getting the character customization part before the game releases. People who pre-order RFA even earlier, but fuck that.

yeah, yeah, we dave now.

but this thread is not in anyway related to vidyagaems

dave out

>>94480971

It can go both ways, really.

I just got back from playing some half life. It is an old game, but if you are one of those Dave's who doesn't mind graphics I would recommend it. If you want good graphics I respect your opinion.

>>94480861
That is...pretty gay. So......Jim general?

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and start being Dave instead".

>A quote by some guy named Dave.

Seems like Dave is the opposite of Anonymous. Kind, forgiving, understanding, VIDYA!

>>94481003
This.

nobody here but us daves

>>94480996

Fellow Dave, I suggest you actually read some of the posts, as we have gone into discussion about video games.

We should liberate the other boards

So many Daves so little time.

>>94480971

I understand people who pirate games because they are too poor to buy them, I find myself in such a state as well sometimes. Same for people who buy games they like afterwards.

People who pirate because it's free... Well, it's still a reason, I guess. Though they should be aware of the fact that the developer is less motivated to produce more games if they sell well.

But really, as long as people are happy and enjoy the video games they play, it doesn't really matter.

I like it here.

Legion here, we're gonna hack all of you rebels.

>>94480971
I think you should support the gaming industry, at least for your favorite games. But if any Dave doesn't agree with me, I am fine with that.

>>94481083

Nah.

Let's just chill here.

"Raiding" isn't really my thing.

Any Daves want to talk about Eve Online? This Dave has been trying out the trial version, and is slightly ashamed to admit he likes it.

Well daves, i'm off for now. I'm back to playing some video games.

Dave out.

>>94481156

Later, Dave.

>>94481122
TrialDave here as well, but i did not like it as much.
If you do, don't be ashamed. Be Dave, and play it.

see ya Daves

i think im going to go play some Gran Turismo

Dave out

>>94481122

Dave, do not be ashamed of liking video games.

I haven't yet tried EVE online, mostly because I am wary of most MMOs as I was once borderline addicted to World of Warcraft, but I have a friend who plays it a lot and he says it plays like a very good simulation of an economic system.

>>94481122
I see no reasons why you would be ashamed of enjoying yourself.
After all it is your life, you decide how to live it.
I have not played that particular video game myself but I hope you will get many hours of enjoyment out of it.

>>94481048
>Kind, forgiving, understanding
you forgot aspie

>>94481048
I love Arcanum, it is a shame that it doesn't get the attention it deserves among RPG fans.

>>94481213

Seeya Dave.

>mfw this thread

I'm saving this thread now

>>94481278
Good day Mr. Gabe.
How is work on half-life 2: episode 3 progressing?

Dave, I hope this doesn't die off.

I'm never going back to Anonymous.

Top o the mornin Dave, how's vidya gaems today

>>94481278

Why would that matter, though? People with Asperger's syndrome can still be fun to talk to. They perceive reality differently than people without the syndrome do, and that itself can be fascinating. I am sure there are some Daves with the syndrome - that makes the community even more interesting and diverse.

It's CAVE Johnson, fucktards. Didn't you play the game?

>>94481409

That's the joke, silly!

>>94481409

Settle down Dave.

>>94481216

It's because I WAS addicted to WoW that I am ashamed. I foresee many hours bring put into this game. I miss sandbox MMOs. But thank you for the kindness fellow Daves. This Dave does tend to be too harsh on himself.

What are you guys playing?

>>94480911
Awesome.

>>94481213
Later Dave

Speaking of Gran Turismo... what do you guys prefer? Realistic, serious simulators like GT or more gimmicky stuff, where you have things like Motorstorm on one end of the spectrum and Mario Kart on the other.

>>>/vp/6214841

This kind Dave has some poffins and tea. Shall we join them?

>>94481383

Quite well, Dave. I wish I was at home at my main computer so I could play Mass Effect I purchased during the Steam sale. Sadly, I am at my laptop with a weak graphics card and I can't play many video games.

>>94481104
I agree fully, fellow Dave.

>>94481471

I like more arcadey style racers.

They're just more fun, to me.

Motorstorm is a blast.

ITT HURRRRP DURRRP WE DDOS'D LIKE SCRIPT KIDDIES AND NOW FBI IS INVOLVED SO WE HOPE WE DONT GET ARRESTED NOW THANK FOR YOUR TIME HURRRRP DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

So what are your guys' real names?

David here.

>>94481469

Why did I laugh so hard @ dat pic??

>>94481516

I'm Paul.

I am one of those Daves who enjoys playing Minecraft. These Anonymous hackers have made fun of me for it, calling me autist. Now I went to the doctor and he said I didn't have autism. Any Dave want to cheer me up? If you don't want to I'm okay with that.

My name is Dave and I enjoy the company of every single one of you.

>>94481489
When that happens to me, I end up playing emulators. Right now I'm playing Pokemon Puzzle Challenge for GBC. Fun little thing to waste time.

>>94481471

My favourite racing game is Trackmania, which I think is the only racing game I've actually bought. It's arcade, not a realistic simulation, but the environments and tracks are rendered beautifully and the atmosphere of a casual racing experience is brilliant.

>>94481373
Dave's forever man. Never going back. Feels so....Dave, ya know?

>>94480366

I enjoyed it, it wasn't without its flaws but I had fun. Glad I didnt pay full price though. Just hoping the extra time for ME3 will stop it making the same mistakes.


Trying to finish Resonance of Fate but its dragging on a bit.

>>94481565
I agree. Look at this whole thread, nothing but Daves helping Daves helping Daves, conversing about videogames, and being overall Dave.

>>94481556
Oh boy i love trackmania too! it's a fantastic racing game.

Everybody's dead Dave.

>>94481547

Ignore the plebeians Dave. Minecraft is a wonderful game. Rather than being symptomatic of autism it is more akin to a creative outlet with a very blank canvas. Go. Build. Dream.

It is th way of Dave.

>>94481471
Any thoughts on Modnation Racers?

So, do we tell /b/ about Dave?

Bought DA:O on monday (I am kinda slow) and enjoying it a lot so far.

>>94481653
Not everyone, I'm still alive.

>>94481746
I dare say we should enlighten them.

>>94481700
i beg to differ
while minecraft is a fun game, Notch doesn't put enough time and effort into his creation

>>94481556

I was at one of the I-series events when Trackmania first came out. Most fun I've had on a racing game I think.
Hundred-odd people on each server, custom maps errywhere.

How's it going Dave.

>>94481700

Dave, in my opinion you really should avoid "my game is better than your game" pettiness. But, that's just my opinion

Assuming 420 or 7chan started this, also sup bros.

>>94481783
no, no, no.

Just let dave go on it's own.
If people like it they'll join up.

>>94481746
No Dave, we dont want Dave to become hackers now

>>94481817

Fuck, we need more Daves.

I am Dave, from the republic of dave

And You have 5 minutes to read this in my voice or be executed

>>94480547
>Wine

>>94481471

Stuff like GT and Forza are awesome if I am in the right mood for it and not too lazy to use my driving force gt.
Motorstorm & NFS on the other hand are not as good in the long term but very easy to get in and just have fun

>>94481653
I'm alright.

>>94481828

Hello Dave. I too, am Dave. Above me is my friend, Dave. We are all Dave.

posting men kissing in a dave thread

Hey Dave, what do you think of the new Mount and Blade? I really like the setting and the multiplayer, but there are still many bugs, and guns are way too overpowered

I'm gonna go, Daves.

Enjoy yourselves!

My names actually David. Nobody calls me Dave, so I'm just gonna be David.

I'm writing a Greasemonkey script to replace the word Anonymous with the word Dave. I'll upload it soonish.

>>94481700
Thank you Dave.

Good day Dave

I am currently playing MGS3: snake eater, it is one of the most fun stealth games i've played.

So, what games are you playing today?

>>94481974
>Steve in a Dave thread
>laughinggirls.oot

>>94481816

A very valid point. But the creator is not the one making the worlds you play in. You are. Or others. But more substantial updates would be nice. This Dave was quite bothered by an achievement update. Not really in the vein of Minecraft.

>>94482018
godspeed

David Wong is the best Dave

>>94481471
i actually prefer my racing games to be a little more goofy, motorstorm apocalypse, split/second are more my thing.

>>94481974
God, not you again Steve.
It was fun while it lasted fellow Daves however I can not stand this man.

Dave out.

Sup guys

>>94482101
I think you forgot Trackmania, bro.

>>94482120
Not much.