Failure To Dubs - (-100p)
>Get amazing doubles/triples or beyond that nobody cares about

Troll Toll (20p)
>Successfully troll someone with an opinionated statement.

Get out of here STALKER (£1)
>In Fallout 3 stalk buttercup for over 10 mins

Welcome Aboard, Soldier (25p)
>Join the Valve Defence Force

Faggot - (£2.5p)

Call op a Fag

Bump for potential

Became a God - (24p)
>Enjoy a game /v/ hates

I ain't even mad (πp)
>Wait 5 days for PSN and still remain calm

The taste of revenge - (30p)

>Read a comment that upsets you enough to reply in a console war thread

Mission almost impossible (1000 p)
>Make a vidya thread on /v/

Once in a lifetime (150p)

>create a video game related thread that stays on topic for 250+ posts

"But remember: I have all the consoles" - (50p)
>Pretend your system is superior 100 times

Youtube is that way. - (30p)
>Spam a meme.

They killed my grandpa (20p)
>Call someone who plays a Japanese game weeaboo

>>93423999
Cool vidya thread guys, but check out my... (55p)
>derail a vidya thread into a gets thread

Like A Boss - (20p)
>Win an unrelated flame war.

Kids are Asleep - 10g

>Created a Halo thread which 404'd by reaching post count.

>>93424032
More Threads than a Chinese Sweat Shop (2000p)
>Make at least 3 vidya threads that reach the bump limit and warrant more conversation, in succession.

Pissing into the ocean of piss. - (0p)

Post your first post on /v/.

Oh god, what have I done?
>fap to a trap thread

I Thought That'd Work (10p)

>[spioler]Fuck up your spoiler tags[/spoiler]

Point Proven - (100p)

Cause the poster you're arguing with to leave the thread.

Priority Problem - (30p)
>Spend more time in /v/ than playing video games.

I love the Smell of Mad in The Morning - 5p
>Posted a 4am general thread.

Sharpshooter (5p)
>Piss in a can/bottle because you can't or won't get up from your desk.

Forcefield (10p)
>Go 5 or more days without showering, and achieve an aura of stink powerful enough to scare away even your cat.

Bearded sky dude. - (80p)

>Derail a thread by stating your religion.

>>93424176
[Addendum: LoL threads are exempt]

Mission improbable (500p)
>create a thread about vidya in /v/ that gets more than 100 posts without samefagging

Daring Dick Dastardly - (80p)
>Fap in a spoiler porn thread.

Sun is Shinin', Faggots are Whinin' - (10p)
>Whine about Summer /v/ in a vidya thread

Wheatley is the villian. - (30p)

>Spoil a videogame.

Mystery (?)

Get x0000000+ get(1p)

Enlightenment (70p)
>Figure out what sage actually does

>>93424356
A non-competitive game, perhaps? Or maybe conversation about the story, such as recent Portal 2 threads

>>93424242

Dragon Age 3 - (100p)
>Make a Dragon Dildo unboxing thread.

It was nice while it lasted - (50p)

>Create a decent vidya thread that reaches 200+ posts before it's ruined by a furfag/troll/opinion

Insert Your company's name here Defence force - 0p
>Defended your favourite console/Dev/Company.

>>93424147

Blinded (3p)
>Fail to see the irony of underage kids who fanboy a shallow and immature franchise calling other underage trolls "kids" on the internet.

Forever alone. - (0p)

>Selfbump your thread 5 times, then have it 404.

A Tankless Task (30p)
>Contribute to a pun thread on /v/

How do I sage thread?
>Put sage in the name field

>>93424456

>never trolled someone

A Perpetual Cycle (10p)
> Make someone reinstall Deus Ex by mentioning it.

Rebel without a cause (10p)
>Post pornographic thread on /v/

Back in my day, trolling meant something (5p)
>Say that you like a game that is truly awful (ex: Superman 64)

OP is a faggot
>Create this thread

>>93424614
Do the Locomotion - (30p)

>Get someone to re-install Rollercoaster Tycoon

Fapfest - (70p)

>Join a multiplayer game that consists of atleast 5 or more /v/irgins.

Wow The Crowd (100p)
>post a gameplay trailer people don't know about yet and make them shit bricks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGo7iMUcxLc

>>93424460
beautiful

Dosh! Grab it while you can, Lads - (30)
>Obtain 20 or more links to useful vidya related webpages

Contemplation conundrum (2p)
>Think about playing vidya whilst on /v/, then play it.

>>93424752
Load emone - (10p)
>Deliver 5 links people on /v/ find useful.

What is this I don't even (-01p)
>You have to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

Wait... What? (20p)

>Convinced 1 or more people to download Chrome and 4chanPlus

>>93424645

We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Round Here (5p)
>Misunderstand the meaning of "trolling" because you've spent far too much time on /b/.

But seriously, trolling isn't about being stupid, it's about making other people rage and act stupidly. Saying that you like a shitty game is just going to make people think that you're an idiot.

>>93424778
Multitasking - (10p)
>Play video games and browse /v/ at the same time

Not very nice actually...But fun - (20 p)
>Make a (funny) joke about Gabe's weight

Don't forget, you're here forever. (50p)

>browse /v/ for 1000 hours

Getting started. - (5p)

>Have your first thread 404.

A good start. - (10p)

>Have your first thread 404 with 200+ replies.

Brothers In Arms- (100p)
>Start a Deus ex, rollercoaster tycoon, SanAndreas, or Morrowind thread, and stay until the end.

The Dark Side- (150p)
>Derail one of the above threads by claiming not to like the game.

>>93424854
Trolltitasking - (50p)
>Play video games while posting in both a vidya and non-vodya thread on /v/

Speak quickly, outlander or go away (30p)
>The moment you're going to make a post you decide its pointless and decide to play vidya instead

No Fair - 5p
>Post a vidya thread which receives no replies while 3 non vidya threads get bumped on the first page

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO SAGE THE DAMMED THREAD ANON - (-100)
>Post in a non-vidya related thread complaining about it without sage in the email field

No more anonymous (666p)
>Post using a tripcode

>>93424739
You didn't get that achievement because the game looks utterly boring.

John Madden (50p)
>Start a Moonbase Alpha thread

Mission impossible 100p
>Laugh at Tim Buckley's work

I must be popular. - (13p)

>Have atleast 6 replies to your post.

(+2p)
>The post isn't a trolling attempt.

Stop, Criminal Scum!
>Report a rule-violating thread.

Underhanded
>Start a thread and delete it when negative replies start appearing.

>>93425075

Sorry, thats only worth 0.

I'm sick of that feel. 5p
>Saged a "I know that feel" thread

Are you a Wizard?- (150)
>Achieve triple dubs

>>93425075
God of Many Names - (68p)
Post in /v/ with a name, trip and avatar

/v/ - Sports - (1000p)
>Sage a Starcraft 2 GSL thread

Gravedigger (10p)
>You save 30 threads from 404

>>93425106

aeiou
>Regret starting a moonbase alpha thread.

Not Alone In The Dark - (40p)
>Post in a Nostalgia Thread and find another picture of that obscure game you posted

>>93425161
>>93424242

A winner is you! Congratulations!

Me Gusta - (100p)
>Create a vidya thread that gets 0 replies, ditch the thread and return later only to find it has 100+ posts.

𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖟𝖆𝖗𝖉 - (500p)
>𝕭𝖊 𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖟𝖆𝖗𝖉

>>93425204
Grim Reaper - (20p)
Be the only one to post in a thread before it 404's ten times

There is always tomorrow... (2p)
>Think about installing and playing a game the next day when going to sleep, then end up the entire next day on /v/ (again)

>>93425261
Are you a wizard?- (0p)
>Observe a wizard.

Just as planned - (30p)
>Sucessfully derail a thread with doubles

I dont think so Tim - (45p)

Fool at least 5 anons into thinking your package that came in the mail today is a vidya gaem and not a dragon dildo

Same old shit. (0p)
>Posted a Minecraft, LoL or S.T.A.L.K.E.R Thread.

Blastan and Relaxan (10p)
>Created a General thread and put "an" at the end of 4 things you do in the game.

What's under this rock? - (2p)
Write a spoiler no one cares about.

There's plenty of time I.
>Put off work and decide to play vidya.

There's plenty of time II.
>After putting off work to play vidya, put off vidya to go on /v/.

Red vs. Blue (20p)
>Ignite a political flame war

Cutting Edge (20p)
>State your disgust for those with a cut/uncut penis

Flawless, Victory (50p)
>Accidentally steal a get while posting in an entirely different thread

Old hat
>Putno gaems under spoiler

Bury your feelings deep down, Luke (15p)
>read a thread full of awful trolling and remain at peace

Just a Bundle of Sticks (5p)
>Called a group of users on /v/ faggots.

>>93425455
Norwegian King of Names - (10p)
Derail a thread with your image name

Dear God, so much samefagging in this thread it's unbelievable.

No Life (10p)
>samefag a thread until it 404 due to post limit

>>93425544
>Norwegian King of Names

A million fucking brofists for Talkradar.

>>93425554
Citation Needed (10p)
>make a statement that doesn't hold any water and do not provide proof with it

WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO CHAAAAAAAAAANGE - (15p)
>In an Elder Scrolls thread, bitch and moan about hhow the new games are not Morrowind.

Oh boy here we go (20p)
>Start a thinly veiled furry thread

In Six Games (50p)
>Post the same fucking reaction image of George Costanza over and over in hopes of recreating the popularity of Babby

Oh Look, Nobody Cares. (0,35p)
>Create a well-written and well thought out answer, full of good ideas and arguments, and be ignored by everyone.

Stop right there criminal scum!
>report a tripfag and successfully got his ass banned

What the fuck is this shit!? (10p)

>create a thread about vidya only to discover 10 minutes later it is now filled with pics of traps

Hi there Ijustine - (-9000p)
>Wander around actively in any game whileaccomplishing nothing for 20 minutes

>>93425819
It Begins - (10p)
>After posting a well thought-pout argument, post something controversial to be noticed

Scavenger - (15p)
>Create furry shitstorm and use it to save 40k wallpapers

>>93425944
Seig Hiel (20p)
>Dismiss somebody's entire argument on the basis of a typo

>>93425655
Fuck year.

Bitches And Whores (30p)
>start a vidya smut dump thread by accident due to your post image being somewhat related

Gabe's personal cock-sucking faggot
>paid at least $300 for an unusal hat in TF2

Doubletake
>After one of your posts is proven worng, claim you were trolling all along.

>>93425945
nice one

Point of No Return
>post a link to tv tropes.

Maître des cachés (30p)
>Use 10 different euphemisms for the same thing

Outta fucking no where... (100p)

>witness a mod actually use their powers to ban someone for posting a non-vidya thread in /v/

I can debate
> Post your opinion about a game you don't like without using words "shit", "fuck", "drone", "omg"

>>93426181
Willpower of the Elder Gods (100p)
>Resist the urge to spend another day on Tvtropes

>>93426181
oh son of a bitch

Full Retard - (1000p)
>successfully convince /v/ that a dragon vagina is better than a dragon dildo

A good deed (100p)
>Create one Hitman, one System Shock and one Metro 2033 thread during one day.

MODS=GODS
>See a non-vidya thread, and all it's inhabitants banned

MODS=DOGS
>Watch a mod let a porn thread under the radar. BONUS: It's a trap thread.

Alpha as Fuck - (150p)
>Make a mod believe you are the original Manly tears and get permabanned

Sonygger
>Fool someone into thinking PSN's back up

Baby trap (40p)
>make a Seinfeld vidya thread on /v/ and have 10 people in it ask where they can get the game

Implied implications (10p)
Post >green text in a middle of a post

Resistance is futile (if ohms<1) (5p)
Sage a sticky

Everyone is getting do--BANNED (10)
Get banned for posting in a doubles/roll thread

Texal Told'em (20p)
Post something badmouthing a subject and/or pointing out that their fans are how stupid, and get response from another poster: "x fans status: [x] <told pun>"

/v/ - Chinese Cartoons - 20p
Start a successful anime/manga thread on /v/.

trollswap.com - 15p
Post a troll video to trackswap.com, generating rage in a trackswap thread on any 4chan board.

Better slow than stolen (10p)
Notice, that a steam gifting thread is a troll from the OP's filename first, after at least 20 posts containing steam accounts.

That's some nice 404 (29§)
> Create a long answer to a debate and then realise that the thread 404'd

Hey look I'm on the internet - (10p)
>Start the 12th LoL general of the day

>>93426610

Pretty good broken tool(10p)
>Use Chrome to browse /v/

LoL General
> Start a thread with "Refreshed X times didn't see one" when there's already 5 LoL thread

I Believe i can Fly (A better Life)
>Go to the roof, jump head first

What Is Love (10000000p)
>Be the most despised tripfag on all of /v/

Awesome as fuck.

(' ^ _ ^ ')

_______________________
I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick
Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't
be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you,
d-d-d-deeper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYF9exhm-Q

It increases my chances (20p)
>Have a vidya waifu and a vidya husbando

>>93426883

You're no Manly tears, kid

You're a Wizard, Harry (250p)
>beat Croc on PC

Gentlemen Being Civil (50p)
>Participate in more that 20 Demon's Souls threads

There are no Heroes left in Man (0p)
>Watch a great CRPG thread devolve into stupid back an forth about ice tea

>>93426883

Fuck you -(0p)
>Be the sole reason someone downloads the 4chan extension, so they can filter you.

You're a winner.

>>93426883

Are you new here?

>>93426918
Perhaps I'll be girly tears, then.

(' ^ _ ^ ')

_______________________
I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick
Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't
be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you,
d-d-d-deeper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYF9exhm-Q

>I Believe I can fly<
Jump off 100 meters and die 5 times.