>implying /v/stop would sell any games

/V/STOP GENERAL!
FUCK YEAH!
ARCHIVE REQUESTED ALREADY!

That picture is from where I live.

Corpus is for faggot beaners.

OP is underage b&

>implying /v/stop would have any video games

the place is just a social club, go to /b/bucks for video games.

>Go to /v/Stop
>Dragon Dildos and Bara doujins everywhere
>Ask the skinny faggot and his neckbeard friend at the counter where the videogames are
>They get offended, ban me from the store
>Leave, look back inside, they're fisting each other

Fucking /v/Stop.

>Go to /v/stop
>Looking for Demon's Souls
>Not a single game on the PS3 section's shelves
>Ask the clerk
>"PS3 has no games. You mad, bro?"
>Leave with a Minecraft gift code some neckbeard pushed on me

FUCKING /v/STOP

>go into /v/stop
>neckbeard at counter gives me torrent links in exchange for usb drive filled with loli-futa-guro
>leave with just as much money as I came in with
FUCKING /v/STOP

>go to /v/stop
>neckbeard at counter
>try to buy Black Ops for xbox
>he rages at me calling me a casual fag amongst many names
>leave empty handed
Fucking /v/stop

>go to /v/stop to pre-order Duke Nukem Forever
>employee laugh at my face
>leave and preorder at Gamestop

>go to /v/stop
>expecting video games
>anything but
Fucking /v/stop.

>go to /v/stop
>ask for a console game
>watch as the fat neckbeard behind the counter drools and spittles over the cash register yelling things like "PC Mastur reece" while his hand leaks a fetid hand print onto the plastic counter
>little sweat droplets form on his head as he sticks out his lower lip defensively as I stare at him with cool calmness
>He admits they sell no games, nor have any experience with vidya.

These stories may be funny to you guys, but I work at /v/stop, and let me tell you, it is a harrowing fucking experience.

The worst thing is that most of our customers don't even buy anything, they just come in to argue with other neckbeards about stupid bullshit games, while bragging about pirating everything.

I hate you all.

>go to /v/stop
>"hey what are some cool games for the PS3?"
>laughed out of the store

>go to /v/stop
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. everywhere
>leave

Fukcing /v/stop.

/v/stop:
>lol pc gaming is dead
>lol wii only has waggle, no games
>lol 360 only has rrod, enjoy no games
>lol ps3 has no games
>lol macs have no games
>Nothing has games

>Closed down within a week

>>93360555
No way, man. That's some shitty Mom and Pop place in Long Beach CA. No games newer than early PS2 era games for fucking cheap, half of it turned into a coffee shop where me and my hipster friends used to hang out all the time.

>go to /v/stop
>neckbeards at counter
>"Just gimme a good rpg."
>stand back and watch
>don't buy anything
>leave satisfied
Fucking /v/stop.

>go to /v/stop
>a few bros around
>lots of assholes with huge nametags on their chest
>theyre all jerking each other off
fucking /v/stop

>go into /v/stop
>leave /v/stop

Replace "Warmallet" with video games and you basically have /v/stop.

>go to /v/stop
>try to buy MK9
>fat neckbeard behind the counter does nothing but stare at my breasts
>leave emptyhanded
Fucking /v/stop

>go to /v/stop
>fat neckbeard at counter
>asks me why I don't have a girlfriend
>say I do
>his face gets red and he proceeds to shout at me that I am mad and upset
FUCKING /v/STOP

>go to /v/stop
>obese neckbeard and skinny guy in a fur coat at the counter
>try to buy an FPS
>neckbeard calls me a casual faggot and tells me he's busy
>guy in the fur coat has a digital clock on the wall behind him showing hours, minutes, and seconds
>points at the clock every 11 seconds when the numbers match up
>won't sell me game
Jesus Fucking Christ

>Go to /v/stop
>They don't sell games
>Ask the clerk where the games are
>He doesn't talk about games
>Walk out

>Go to /v/Stop
>Steal some furry porn and videogames (there weren't that many so I just grabbed what I could)
>Neckbeard at counter tells me to stop
>Give him some bullshit explanation on piracy
>He sits there farting, trying to form a response
>Leave
>Sell the games at a Gamestop for store cred
>Go home and jackoff to furry porn

Eh, /v/stop

>Go to /v/stop
>Run into a couple of bros
>Discuss upcoming games
>Neckbeard at the counter shouts at us
>"VIRAL get out of my store"
>Ignore him
Fucking /v/stop though, really.

>go to /v/Stop
>neckbeard at counter
>bears everywhere
>go to buy S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC
>suddenly bears start cracking open and bursting into treats

fuck yeah /v/Stop

I don't even go to /v/stop anymore. It used to sell only games, but then they started selling general store products, and then eventually the video game section went away entirely.

I go to /b/mart. At least they HAVE a video game section.

>Go to /v/stop
>Ask for Black Ops
>"Sure follow me
>He locks me in a walk in freezer with bodies of dead 12 year olds

>go to /v/stop
>ask for mgs4
>the point over to /tv/buster

>Go to /v/stop
>Get out furfag
>Okay.png

>go to /v/stop to buy my brother first console
>ask the guy behind the counter which one should i get
>the whole store starts throwing feces at each other

>go to /v/stop
>get offered any game I want for free just for giving name
>give name
>get called newfag
>get told I am mad
>keep browsing /v/stop
Fucking /v/stop.

>>93361121
Is >>93361119 your girlfriend?

>go into /v/stop
>Dragon Dildos everywhere
>try to buy a game
>neckbeard at counter won't let me buy anything but dildos
>turn around, other neckbeard is using all of them
>ALL OF THEM

Fucking /v/stop

>Go to /v/stop at 3:30pm.
>Browse around for a bit.
>Hear clerk say, "Check'em, motherfucker."
>He's pointing to a clock on the wall.
>It's 3:33.
>I walk out the door.
>He gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.
>The fuck is wrong with this place.

>go to /v/stop
>bunch of assholes who look the same being faggots to everyone, but you can't pick them out of the crowd because they look the same
>couple of bro's with nametags on who are acting intelligent and kind because they have to be responsible since you can tell them apart
>the anonymous people eventually get jealous of this and get upset when nametaggers come around

>obvious trolls with nametags get payed attention to, while those who just have tags for no reason get shit on
>realize this store is full of niggers and morons

>>93361324
Dude, every Thursday you can just sneak in around 3-4 PM when the 13 year olds flood in after school. The rest of us have a little get-together in the back. Some of the managers are sympathetic to our cause, and it's alot more hush-hush than over at /b/-Mart.

>Go to /v/stop
>Ask for a recommendation
>Neckbeard clerk tells me to get Demons Souls
>Tell him I already have it
>Neckbeard tells me to play it again
>Entire shop only stocks Demons Souls

Fucking /v/stop.

>go to /v/stop
>ask if they have the new Enimem CD
>SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE GO BACK TO /b/stop FAGGOT SAGE NOT VIDYA
>leave

>>93361119
are...are you a girl?
i can see myself staring at huge breats on a man/

>>93361550
Excellent

>go to /v/stop
>spoil portal 2 ending for everyone
>leave

Space.

>/v/stop open 24/7
>go during night time
>secret cabinet filled with awesome games opens up

>go to /v/stop
>ask to buy Portal 2
>they laugh and say ">buy"
>they write down and hand me a torrent link for Portal 2
FUCKING /V/STOP.

>go to /v/stop
>go up to two neckbeards at the counter
>ask if theres any new games that are good coming out
>they just stare at me
>I ask again politely
>they tell me that all new games are casual shit and I should only play Half Life 1 and 2
>ask them if they have the new madden
>they only have 2k5
>and its fucking expensive
>ask for call of duty
>only call of duty 1 is available
>ask them why they aren't selling any games
>implying /v/ is about video games
>release that they have dragon dildos everywhere
>and people talking about bitches and whores even though they never had a girlfriend
>see 5 neckbeards crowded over loli porn
>tell them thats fucking disgusting
>one of them turns around while spaghetti falls out of his pocket
>he screeches, "NOOOOOOOOOORMALFAAAAAAAG"
>all the neckbeards turn their attention at me
>surrounded by neckbeards
>suddenly Douk nuekem comes crashing down the ceiling
>"Come get some!"
>realize the neckbeards are actually aliens
>Duke is about to kick their ass
>All the neckbeard-aliens join together on the floor
>and they all walk the dinosaur
>run in to the back room
>2 hot babes making out
>"I bet this is why Duke is here"
>have an orgy with the hot babes while Duke kicks ass
>no wait
>I have to type in a captcha in order to have an orgy
FUCKING /v/STOP!

>Go to /v/stop
>Ask for any game
>WE DONT SELL THAT HIPSTER WEEABOO CASUAL TRASH HERE! TAKE THIS GAME!
>Leave with weeaboo, hipster, casual trash

>go to /v/stop
>there is spaghetti all over the fucking floor

>go to /v/stop
>want to buy a game
>nothing but teen girls making fun of me for playing video-games
>tell them I don't care and try to get a game
>more girls bombard me
Fucking /v/stop

>Go to /v/stop
>Its the kind of store where you have to bring the case up to them because they have the CD
>Bring Mortal Kombat 9 up, he gives me the CD
>Go home, play it, it's fucking bara
>Bring game back, tell them the CD was a bara VN
>He apologizes, gives me the real CD
>Get home, put it in again, fucking bara again
>Go to store, pissed off, demanding I be allowed to check what the CD is before taking it home
>Spend 2 hours checking CD's, all of it is bara/gay clubstripes
>There were like, 3 straight clubstripes CD
>Take them instead of game


Fucking /v/stop

>>93361486
>>93361140
>go to /v/stop at 4:43
>spend a few seconds trying to find games on the shelves behind all the dragon dildos
>suddenly, party noisemakers and confetti and a disco ball appear
>the guys behind the counter all start dancing because it's 4:44 while strobe lights light up the room and party music plays
>4:44 passes and it's 4:45
>the confetti gets swept up and the disco ball and strobe lights retract into the ceilings and the noisemakers are put away
>cashiers go back to fisting each other and using dragon dildos
god damn what the fuck kind of store is this

>>93361903
Oh god that thread.
FUCKING GAMESTOP.

reposting this

>CTRL-F
>no We had to shut down the next day

you're doing it wrong you guys.

>Go to /v/stop.
>Spout crazy/illogical opinions
>Hundreds of customers surround me and start yelling at the top of their lungs
>I don't hear any of it; I had ninja-smoke-bombed out of there before anyone noticed.
Fuck yeah, /v/stop

>walk into /v/stop
>no video games anywhere, just crossdresser porn and dragon dildos
>ask where the video games are
>several dozen neckbeards wielding foam bats with the word sage on them chase me out of the store

FUCKING /v/STOP

Thanks /v/

>>93362136
Huh?

>Go to /v/stop
>Open the door
>A putrid stench rolls over me like a Japanese tsunami
>One half of the room is overweight fursuiters nailing each other with dragon dildos
>The other half is comprised of insecure fags arguing about circumcision.
>Turn 360 degrees and leave store.

> Go to /v/stop
> Want to buy platformer
> Nothing but fucking Mario

FUCKING /V/STOP!

>>93362277
the other thread, pretty much all the greentext storys had

>we had to shut down the next day

at the end, and it was just how you did it, was funny.

>>93362136
>Working at /v/stop on opening day
>All of my coworkers cover the floor in spaghetti
>They only allow people to buy JRPG's
>Whenever a girl comes in they all shit on the floor
We had to shut down the next day.

>Enter /v/stop
>Ask cashier about games
>No reply
>Try to make any other kind of conversation
>Guy leans toward my ear
>Screams VIDEOGAMES while holding up a sign saying 'sage'
FUCKING /v/STOP.

>Go to /v/stop
>Bring boombox
>Put on Huey Lewis and The News, point at boombox
>No one gets joke
>Knock over display stand and leave

What kind of fucking idiots do they hire?

>>93361708

>go to /v/stop
>theres a vending machine filled with different developers shit.
>people are paying 60$ for shit
>ask them why
>"HURR DURR POORFAG CAN'T AFFORD SHIT?"

>go to /v/stop with my 9 year old daughter
>let her play with the 3DS set up in the store while I browse video games
>turn my back for one second
>employee is getting ready to violate my little girl
>my daughter learned too many things from my chinese cartoons
>says "o-onii-chan.. be gentle" while crying
>employee cums before deflowering her
>everyone in the store is watching
>this never happened because /v/stop doesn't have games so I could never be browsing anything
FUCKING /V/STOP

>go to /v/ stop
>everything going well
>going to pre-order brink
>time hits 5:55PM
>NO VIDEO GAMES FOR SALE THIS IS NOW A DOOBLES STORE
>We had to shut down the next day

>go to /v/stop
>neckbeard at counter
>ask for a game
>'''sorry we don't sell those here, no geams lol!''
>leave
FUCKIN /v/stop!

>>93360555
I thought it look oddly familiar...

South side of the whole damn state is for faggot beaners...

>enter /v/stop
>All shelves are empty
>all men
>decide to see what's in the back room, nobody noticed me anyway
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>93361708
Don't tell anyone you jackass. Now we have to deal with the night crowd...

>go to /v/stop
>several dozen fat naked neckbeards are engaged in sexual acts with each other
>the only video game related article in the entire store is a Wiimote that one of the neckbeards is inserting into his anus
>turn 360° and moonwalk out
>run all the way home while screaming "NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!" as loud as I can
>/v/stop shut down a few days later
>FUCKING /v/STOP!

>Go to /v/stop
>The yurotrash at the counter is is eating fish and chips smothered in curry while he reads from the Quran
>Calls me a fat American
>Tell him I'm Canadian
>>implying Canada is relevant, "they're the same anyway"
>Try to buy a game
>Mr. Shark Teeth goes on a tangent about how the European box art is better
>Leave the store
>Leave the continent

>go to /v/stop
>people are throwing shit at eachother
>try to ignore them and buy a game
>they turn at me and start imploring me to steal the game
>tell them i don't want to
>they start throwing shit at me
>demand to see the manager
>they all laugh

>go to /v/stop
>realize none of its employees ever leave their house
>realize I haven't left my house
>I never went to /v/stop
>open the door to take first step outside in years
>everyone got on the floor
>but no one walked the dinosaur

I imagine a real /v/stop would be an okay place, sort of like a Gamestop fused with a shitty club, with a brothel in the back. The brothel would cater to gays and furries (sorry straightfags, where the hell are we gonna get the women?) The club aspect would be the arcade cabinets and lounge areas set up, and a rave ballpit complete with McDonald's fun slide (not the little McDonalds, those fucking huge two story McDonalds where the jungle gym was the entire fucking place.) Of course this could never happen because no one would want to pay taxes, and instead try to pirate funds, fucking imbeciles.

>walk into /v/stop to browse
>entire section dedicated to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>another section with League of Legends posters, a bunch of dudes standing around yelling "NEW THREAD", "NEW THREAD"
>Fat people fighting over Portal 2 in a corner
>Group of retards discussing Ace of Spades in a corner
>Ask about an upcoming game
>Neckbeard yells "VIRAL" in my ear
>Ask about prices
>Another neckbeard yells "SAGE FOR NOT VIDEO GAMES", yelling over my voice
>fuck this, I'm going to gamestop
FUCKING /V/STOP

>go to /v/stop
>nothing but posters of League of Legends and Minecraft
>no games that anyone actually likes
>Pick up Portal 2
>fat neckbeard clerk looks at me like George Costanza holding a baseball bat
>leave without buying a game and pissed off more than ever before
FUCKING /v/STOP

> go to /v/stop
> intend on picking up pokemon
> cashier screams that Im a manchild and recommends persona 3
> mfw im a successful college student with a decent summerjob
> neckbeard rages even more and tells me to go to the house of /vp/
> complain that all that is is a shop for furry shit
> yells it's not my problem
> spaghetti falls out of my pocket
> my part time model comes into the stor and we fuck on the floor, stare at cashier the entire time, never breaking eye contact
> finish like a boss
> walk the dinosaur

>Go to /v/Stop
>Want to buy a game
>The shelves are full of trap hentai, half baked political rags, fancy hats, hipster pants and hoodies, decade old toys, and yugioh cards, all in packs of five.
>Ask the clerk where the games are
>He laughs at me and calls me a faggot
>WE DON'T FUCKING SELL GAMES HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A VIDEO GAME STORE?
>He throws a bear at me, then proceeds to walk the dinosaur and burst into treats
>Fucking /v/stop

>on my way to /v/stop
>meet a bunch of hot chicks
>they want to fuck
>fuck them literaly
>go home
>realized in home i forgot about /v/stop
Fucking /v/stop

>go to /v/stop
>get in line to ask clerk a question about PS3
>faggots arguing about why they don't have girlfriends
>leave empty handed
>fuck you /v/stop

>walk into /v/stop
>it's like i've passed through a portal to japan
>leave, terrified

>Working at /v/stop
>Some faggot comes in asking for Dragon Age II
>Give him Origins
>Starts to protest
>Begin explaining why Dragon Age II is shit.
>He argues
>Fling shit at him
>Other employees also begin flinging shit
>He runs out of the store screaming
>We collect all the shit
>Put the shit in a box labeled, "Dragon Age II"
We had to shut down the next day.

>go to /v/stop
>wearing hoodie, can't see my face
>try to buy a game
>neckbeard at counter tells me game is for girls
>i am a girl
>no one believes me
>take off hood
>neckbeards call me attention whore and a "GAMERGRRRRRL"
>refuse to take me seriously
>leave without game
fucking /v/stop

>go to /v/stop
>clerks are not neckbeards for some reason
>they are a bunch of kids
>they all behave like /b/stop
>realize its summer
>leave /v/stop
FUCKING SUMMER JOBS

>walk in to /v/store
>turn 360 degrees
>buy a ps3 with no games
>VIDEOGAMES

>Go to /v/stop.
>A crowd of people are standing around.
>Hear, "I just won $3 million. Give me your address, and I'll send you the game of your choice."
>Someone else, "Sagesagesagesagesage."
>Smoldering lawn furniture, baclava, pudding, and dead crabs strewn everywhere.
>Why do I keep coming back?

>/v/stop
>won't stock portal 2
>claims cash shop is below them
>offers me team fortress 2

FUCKING /v/STOP!

>wont sell me
get out, you 16 year old.

>Got to the back room
>The real /v/ stop is there
>Organized sections of games in consoles or genres
>arcade cabinets and PCs set up for free-lay or small payments
>workers there are real bros
>Send a few hours in there bought a few games
>Try to leave
>Door is locked and says "Sage" on it
>Neckbeards on the other side laughing
>Mfw

>Go to /v/stop
>Look at cashier, do the secret hand sign
>He nods, presses a button, a secret wall panel opens
>Go in, met with computer screen, enter username and password
>Retina scanner boots up, access granted
>Second wall panel opens up, warehouse of fleshlights and dragon dildos
>Door to my personal fleshlight opens, retrieve my old friend
>A USB cable comes out, plug it into the back of my neck, begin to use fleshlight
>300gb of furry porn and /d/ preggo/lactation porn instantly streamed into my head
>Cum for 20 minutes
>Clean up, return fleshlight to my safe
>Leave store, nodding at clerk
>Feel satisfied

I can always count on /v/stop for my daily fix

>>93360555
Corpus bro
>>93361031
>Texas license plates
>Long Beach CA
wut

>walk into /v/stop
>neckbeards crying and talking about how they are alone
>I notice the shelves are bare
>ask where the video games are
>they laugh and call me a faggot
>tell them "fine I'll just go home and keep playing Fallout 3 "
>stand back and observe as they slaughter one another in the ensuing battle

Such is life in /v/stop

>go to /v/stop
>try to preorder game
>suddenly furries, furries everywhere
>army of neckbeards in cardboard power armors show up screaming "sage"
>someone grabs a collection of guro from his bag
>everyone else starts fapping
Fucking /v/stop

>>93361090
>Buckleys first comic.jpg.rar

>>93364248

well looks like i am going to be fapping to boku no pico again tonight. fucking hate you /v/.

>>93363946
Will you show me where this USB cable is later?

>go to /v/stop
>request portal 2
>lol no we wont sell you this 2 hour game
>leave get it from steam directly

>Go into /v/stop
>They were doing some Dragon Quest event
>Take out my DS and begin downloading
>Neckbeard and skinny hipster looking sidekick come out of back room, the skinny one still adjusting his pants, the neckbeards dick was hanging out
>Ask them what they were doing in there
>Neckbeard smacks DS onto floor, skinny cunt keeps running his finger up and down his chest while drinking a Capri Sun, giggling
>Ask what the fuck that was for
>Neckbeard asks if I think this is a fucking joke
>Skinny cunt reaches hand into pants, jumps a bit, gets some Capri Sun on his shirt, moans
>Frightened by angry neckbeard and weirded out by skinny hipster touching himself while winking whistfully at random objects about the store, ask him whats going on
>Neckbeard points at a wall, NO VIDEOGAMES spray painted all over it, with shit thrown on the wall
>Skinny cunt starts hugging neckbeard from behind, rubbing his gut, moaning some more
>Get banned from store

Seriously, this store has been open for years, who the fuck even goes here, and what the hell do they even sell?

>Go to /v/stop
>Ask for JSR
>Everybody understand understand the concept of love
>Leave happy

I FUCKING LOVE /v/STOP

>Go into /v/stop
>Place picture on the counter
>Space marines, skinny cunts, neckbeards, and men in white jumpsuits screaming sage crash through the walls
>Carnage ensues, cartwheel out of store
>Watch the bloodshed from outside

Ah, /v/stop

>go to /v/stop
>try to buy pokemon black
>everyone start yelling
>one pulls out a knife and start threatening me
>get kicked out
>go to /vp/mania
>everyone is fucking animals
>leave terrified
>I still don't have the game

Fuck everything.

>Go to /v/stop
>Guy behind the counter is on a long tirade about League of Legends and/or starcraft
>Ask about any game that isn't stalker
>They ignore it, continue to start new conversations about LOL and starcraft every two minutes
>Come back to /v/stop at night when the guys on the late shift aren't single-minded autists

>>93365658

/vp/mania sounds like my kinda pla-
>The animals aren't animals rather they're all fursuiters who roleplay every single action and shout it out loud

Fucking /vp/mania

>Go to /v/stop
>Ask the clerk about that one time you had a canker in your mouth and kept poking it with your tongue
>His mouth is agape, suddenly, 200 people, some of them holding portraits of actors or cartoon characters come in, begin discussing their childhoods
>One guy holds up a picture of Jim Carey, shouting "THIS WAS MY FACE WHEN IT HAPPENED"
>Confused, leave

??????

>go to /v/stop to buy demons souls
>there is a strange door behind ps3 games section
>neckbeards near the jrpg section gigglin like girls
>I open the door
>there are bunch of velociraptors on the floor trying to walk
>neckbeards roars with laughter
>I get out

fucking /v/stop

>go to /v/stop
>go to PS3 game section
>pic related

Fucking /v/stop