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I
address you tonight not as a proud member of 4chan, not as a tripfag,
but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of
challenges. The Corporate Jews call this day "4chan-ad-on"-the end of
all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of 4chan, we have
the ability to prevent our own extinction. All of you praying with us
need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster
is being called into service. Our thirst for excellence, /k/nowledge,
every step up the ladder of /sci/ence, every /a/dventurous reach into
/s/pace, all of our /co/mbined modern technologies and imaginations,
even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this
terrible /b/attle. Through all the chaos that is our history,
through all of the wrong and the discord, through all of the pain and
suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has
nourished our souls, and elevated ourselves above our origins, and that
is our courage. The dreams of an entire imageboard are focused
tonight on those brave souls traveling into the heavens to charge up the
ion cannon. And may we all, citizens the 4chan over, see these events
through. God speed, and good luck to you. |