you also have to look somewhat good and be in shape.

I'd love to see some neckbeards from /v/ actually try this. Results will fucking vary.

mildly funny.

This is fucking embarrassing to watch.

i'm amused and embarrassed at the same time

this is bad and you should feel bad

I heard him say "has anyone ever been as far" And immediately stopped the video.

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO WATCH SOMEONE EMBARRASS THEMSELVES?

>>92216494
you're putting yourself in their situation and thus get the physiological reactions of embarrassing yourself.

>>92216550

What is that like automatic? I never even thought of that.

just be decent looking and have a fuck load of confidence, it isn't THAT hard.

>mfw the comments

>>92216611
Yup.

>>92216494
I know that feel, I cannot watch a lot of TV because of this.

>thumbs up for forever alone

Why is it when normalfags get word of our antics they don't get it and just fuck it up?

what is that image from in the op?
it looks familiar and i feel shame for recognizing it...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

2:00 fap fap fap fap fap

>>92216921

Yugioh.

>>92216921
yu-gi-oh episode 1

>>92216921
Yugioh

the u jelly part made me chuckle because people say things that are just as retarded in conversation

Do girls really respond to this obnoxious shit

>>92217067
>>92217102

Not him but did they ever keep that? I never saw it after that episode.

>using meme's as pick-up lines
mfw

I raged hardcore.

Because using memes to pick up girls is just low. Absolute low. That's just fucking weak.

>>92217305
You see brah, you only think that's being "obnoxious" because you can't do stuff like that yourself. You're mad beta and you get upset at the alpha male just for being alpha. Don't hate the alpha, hate the game.

This entire thread.
Jelly

Fucking cancer

Kill yourself

I can't believe how many numbers he got doing that?

But is it worth the sacrifice of dignity?

>>92217371
People are starting to confuse being "alpha" with being a dick. And i'm pretty sure only zeta males even use terms like that.

The point is, rejection isn't all that bad. Have balls, go for it.

>>92217305
Women are immature. So yes.

that's actually fucking hilarious

They aren't using memes as pickup lines, they're just picking up the girls normally and then randomly throwing a meme phrase into the conversation which the girls ignore.

This is actually a decent exercise for lowering your inhibitions and gouging whether or not a girl is interested. If she just laughs at whatever stupid nonsensical shit you say, she's probably trying to gain your attention.

If I wanted to pick up a chick or fuck a girl easily i'd either

A: Be a fucking man and not use memes like a retard
or
B: Go to a goddamn furry convention and pose myself off as one of them and find some girl there and ask to yiff and shit

Maybe now people will realize that just having confidence is key. These guys aren't afraid to put themselves out there and it shows.

Of course, they're both not terribly bad looking and aren't societal rejects so you guys would never have a chance.

>be slightly in shape and be obviously still flabby except maybe the asian guy
>spout memes like a faggot
>more than half these girls get all flustered or give their numbers
Fucking really?

For me, If I want to pick up girls I just hang around at parties and scout out girls that constantly look at me.

Usually works best on the dancefloor.

Pic related: Its myface when this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw

THIS is how to pick up women.

You guys do realize that getting a number means nothing right

"oh hi I was the guy spouting random bullshit on the street today how are you?"

>>92218204
How do you know they aren't looking at you because you're ugly? Girl at uni keeps looking at me in lectures, figured she just thinks im ugly.

this shit is getting out of hand

>>92218204
sometimes i think girls who look at me is because my head might be facing towards them and they check to see if im a creep

:(

>>92218294

Means they're interested. If you aren't complete shit at reading people's facial expressions, you can tell when they're interested.

>>92218294
Walk up to her and be like, "'EY! I gotta bone to pick you with"

Elbows too pointy was the only funny part.

>Talking to girl
>Find a lot of common ground, she actually knows shit about vidya too
>Fairly certain she browses /v/
>Easily an 8/10
>She mentions a boyfriend
>My face inside

getting a girls number means nothing

girls give out fake numbers constantly, and even if you get the real one, you may be totally ignored or blown off til you get the picture

>>92218467

>>92218365
Same. I just don't bother to be honest. I like being alone and playing vidya anyway. call girls have pretty tight cunts anyway, i don't even give a fuck

>>92218254

WHAT KEEPS SAYING BURN THE WITCH?

>>92218629

The guy who uploaded the Vid dubbed over the audio.

>>92215641
>watch penis video
>this line here says you like small penises
>all the women burst into treats
Fuck women :(

this was actually entertaining.

are people getting mad?

>>92218790

That they're using shitty meme's as their Ice breaker to Women.