He just mentioned Tiananmen Square and how he is going to destroy them.

This nigga be mad

awesome vidya game

I think I will play as Gadaffi

Dude used to be cool when he called the UN on it's shit.

:(

OP's pic just SCREAMS for a caption.

Gadaffi looks like a total badass
Too bad he's actually retarded

so they're finally gonna release Tentguy 2

He will go down like a bitch

>mfw he hired mercenaries to help support the army in fighting off protesters.

>Gadaffi says America
>Translator says nothing about America

>Gadaffi shut ups for 20 seconds to take a deep breath and calm down a bit
>Translator translets

fun fact.

Gadaffi has an amazon squad of chosen virgin women who know martial arts as his personal guard.

The man's fucking off it

Update:

If you oppose Gadaffi, you will be killed.
Gadaffi is officially sick of America.

mite b cool

>>87551366
Did you get this tidbit from The Colbert Report?

He looks like he just did an 8ball of coke before this speech.

>>87551423
It's true bro.

God you guys should have seen this ten minutes ago, he was yelling around and shaking his fist angrily.

Then he took off his robe and glasses and pulled out his green book of rules.

this guy is kind of crazy

alternative feed
http://edition.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream2&hpt=T1

So will there be another war? The current ones seem to be losing action.

>close-up of golden fist crushing a jet

Gadaffi gonna fuck you up

Meanwhile, in mother Russia, Putin blames the unrest in the middle east on Google.

http://af.reuters.com/article/tunisiaNews/idAFLDE71L0DW20110222?sp=true

>>87551423
No heard it from a semi reliable source though

Where the fuck is he speaking from? Is this the presidential palace or something? Looks like a construction site.

>mfw I can understand him without the help of the shitty translator

The guy has a cool beard. I jelly as fuck

Mine never comes out like that.

>>87550975
long time no see...brother.

Sure is Modern Warfare briefing in here.

Basic translation of his speech

>Raving gibberish
>The only way you will take Libya from me, is from my cold dead hands.

Fucking hell /v/, I wish he would get angry again.

He kept on yelling and spitting.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORLD ANYMORE.

>>87551734
It actually looks like the place in MGS4 haha oh wow.

>activate it
>Gadaffi opposers get seizures

THIS FUCKING TRANSLATOR.

Why is Santana being so evil? :(

Aaaaaaaaaa.............Aa............Uuhhhhhh.......

What a fucking bad translator. The Arabic sounds badass though.

"I'm going to kill every single one of you motherfuckers"
- Muammar Gadaffi

That guy must have fucking alzheimer or is filled to the gills on drugs.
It would be pure comedy watching him, if some poor fools wouldn't die over this shit

>real player

lol nope

>>87551690
>mfw you're proud of speaking a shitty language

He's citing Waco as the kind of shit he's gonna pull.

Shit got real a while ago, but god damn is it real.

Guy is fucking out of his mind crazy. He basically threatens to kill everybody.

>Muhammar says "America"
>translator never says American

>I am a bedouin warrior who brought glory to Libya and will die a martyr

NO WONDER ALL THESE MUSLIM COUNTRIES ARE STUCK IN 1600

LOOK WHOS LEADING

Can't even understand the shitty translator

>>87551850
"Seriously, this is not a joke"
- Muammar Gadaffi

Hope it doesn't affect the videogame industry too much.

Raise fist against gadaffi?
you r already dead

This translator is fucking awful

>>87551912

>>87551966
Next set of FPS's will be set in Libya and Egypt.

Troll! In the dungeons!

God I feel so bad for the translator.

>>87550975
Gadaffi, kill them all! Be strong my brother!

>violence has not even started yet

Last time I checked 500 people died in Libya because of this.

HOW FAR WILL YOU GO GADAFFI?
HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

>>87550975

brother, wait!

>>87552058
Like fuck they will be. No Americans involved, you see.

"Call of Duty is my favorite video game. My KD ratio is through the fucking roof"
- Muammar Gaddafi

Deal with it.

Love the statue

This translator must be covered in sweat, with a loose tie and a bunch of cigarettes on his desk.

Just imagine it.

Seriously this nigga sucks.

>mfw Gadaffi crushes American jets with his giant golden fist

Haven't elements of the army already turned against him? It's going to become a full blown civil war if it keeps on like this.

I loled.

It would be fucking hilarious if the US got tired of his shit and just dropped a bunker buster on his ass.


He is like an ant trying to yell at humans.

>>87551831
Damn, I knew he reminded me of someone.

They just changed the translator ahahaah

lol they just fired the translator on the spot and brought in a new one

Oh my god they killed the translator.

>>87550975
gadaffi confirmed to be another clone of Big Boss

lol.
Why are all people in the sandbox protesting? Tunesia, Egypt, Yemen and the rest are all going crazy.

>>87552176
>mfw that statue used up 50% of available funding for his military

Shit got real this weekend, when they used fucking aircraft against the people.

>>87550975
Someone needs to sneak into al-jazeera and free those translators!

>>87552192

Compensating for much Libya?

>>87552090
Soon they will be using bears with bees in their mouths that will piss fire and shit lightning bolts. Shit is about the get real.

Gadaffi gave the secret sign for killing the translator.

Is he sitting in his fucking cellar?

>>87552200
>>He is like an ant trying to yell at humans.

He's panicking. Dude's done, but he'll take a lot of people with him.

>>87552225
WHAT
Really?

>>87552204
>>87552211
>>87552225

According to Islamic law, the old translator is going to be beheaded for his failure.

faggot newscaster breaks the speech to tell shit its impossible not to understand

Somebody turn that fucking phone off

>gadaffi 2 years ago
>"americans just don't understand how vibrant our democracy is!"
>now
>"WHY ARE ALL THESE FUCKS NOT APPRECIATING OUR DEMOCRACY"
>mfw

>>87552321
Bunker probably.

Vernon CaTaffy is threatening the world? SEND IN LT. SOLID SNAKE

>>87552336
No, you fucking retard. Al Jazeera isnt a fucking al qaida organisation

Gaddafi is completely fucking deranged. Me and my mom were just watched him on the BBC ranting and raving and we could not stop laughing.

Did they just switch translator again?

let it go...my son

This new translator is allot better.

>>87552262

Mubarak wanted to turn Egypt from a de facto military junta into a monarchy.

Everyone in Egypt was like lolno.

Every other person in the Arab world was just waiting for an excuse to go break shit, and they felt they got it.

Sure looks like he's surrounded by luxury.

Fun fact: dictators who make violent speeches from shitty secret buildings aren't dictators for long.

>>87552330
good call. he said he's not going down without a fight to the last man

Old Translator will be stoned to death, it will be aired worldwide.

Gadaffi will throw the first stone.

Deal with it.

Where are his female bodyguards?

>Then he said that "Everyone who raises his hand will be killed".

>>87552405
No! Because if I do, 0 will become 1 and then 100! I must stop it now so that 0 cannot multiply!

>>87552408
He slips into a different language occasionally, but he's dealing with it the ranting better now Big Bad is running out of breath.

Was Saddam this insane aswell?
I was too young to keep up with that.

I think they replaced the translator with some captive brit they kept in the basement.

>>87552337
wouldn't they just remove his tongue and then demand he do better next time?

DO YOU LIKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF DEAD AFRICAN MERCENARIES IN LIBYA!?!? HERE ARE YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF DEAD AFRICAN MERCENARIES IN LIBYA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwuJ4TYVrgE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEoQbJV7U&skipcontrinter=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wbnhHp4o4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcFGC_XfnPU&feature=related

>>87552436
That's actually Gandafis face as he says these things.

What's this speech actually about, is he just screaming at the dark or what?

>>87552482
Not so much. The information minister however..

"... is it on? Hey...? Are recording...?"

Is there someone who tells Gadaffi what to say?

>>87552397
I don't see what part of him going fucking mental is funny. You understand of course he is going to fuck as much shit up as possible as he can. Insane dicators are not fun

this man is clearly fucking insane
I can't wait for merikah to invade Libya under the guise of 'liberating' them, and then they steal all the oil

>>87552419
Well, he's been in power for 42 years now, so yeah.

>>87552539
That guy was nuts. But hilarious nuts, not brutal and mentally insane nuts.

>>87552556
Unfortunately not.

>>87552504
I like how people get made at Libyans when they kill these people.

Like yeah, let these nigger mercenaries kill you and kill your revolution, don't do jack shit.

Shit motherfucker, kill them all in the most loud and painful way possible, put the fear of god into them I say.

"People in towns, and oasis should come out now and admit they are rebels"

...so that we can bomb you with our fighter jets

>>87552433
Beret headgear master race.

"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
- Muammar Gadaffi

nothing will happen
unlike egypt the US knows to react sooner
do not be surprised once the riots are quelled by oddly american looking security forces
imperial america must hold their status quo to keep the black blood pumping into their oversized XXXL sweatpants country

>>87552556
I think he runs a tape in the back and repeats it or something?

I AM 100% GANGSTA

Like a boss!

lol are you gansta? i'm pretty gansta myself

>Are you gangsters
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

ARE YOU GANGSTERS?

SHAME ON YOU

SHAME ON YOU GANGSTERS
SHAME ON YOU

This is hilarious, like those retarded devs blaming pirates for their shitty sales.

Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya of the Year All Years

When you're bombing your constituents...I think you've done something wrong?

>>87552539
>There is nothing going on in Libya. Please go home.

Ever since the day I killed everyone who raised their hands...with MY own two hands...I...was already dead.

WHAT VIDEO GAME IS THIS?

y'all bustas

>>87552698
What I love so much about this image is that I can almost see the tanks rolling in behind him

>I can't wait for merikah to invade Libya under the guise of 'liberating' them, and then they steal all the oil

Frankly, I do not think right now anyone would even protest much

>>87552631
what does an american look like?

>>87552504
Good to see some proof.

>>87551664

>>Where the fuck is he speaking from? Is this the presidential palace or something? Looks like a construction site.

He says that the place was bombed by 160 planes. And there's some statue of a fist grabbing an american fighter Jet out front. I think its the site of where America bombed them in the 80's. Probably kept as a museum since then? I don't know. Obvious site to show how he can survive past problems.

NO GADDAFI
YOU ARE THE GANGSTERS

>>87552674

Female bodyguards? Damn, what a playa !

This is my fetish.

>>87552617

When the Libyan protesters capture non-defecting army units they rough them up and try to convince them why they are wrong. When they capture African Mercenaries they interrogate them and immediately kill them, they HATE them in Libya because they're the men who get orders to open fire on funerals and hospitals.

>And they made us get rid of assassination.

Thanks, a lot hippies!

"allow the country fall into the hands of crazy people"

yeah gaddafi is not crazy at all.

sup
so here`s a protester
or maybe he was just some dude walking down the street

>>87552394
What makes you so sure I thought it was Al-Jazeera who killed him? Gadaafi could have certainly killed him.

>Do not let your country fall into the hands of crazy people

...Bit late for that.

>>87552565

Yeah, but what else can we do? Sitting around crying about it won't help. Of course it'd be funnier if he wasn't in a position to kill a lot of people. But there's still black humor in his insanity.

Does /v/ love Gadaffi?

This guy talks like my dad when he gets really drunk. He tries to tell me stories, but he just rambles and repeats himself all the time.

>>87552433
Is that fucking Jessica Alba? the blonde one?

>>87552508
worried there'll be revolution there as well

now he's quoting poetry lol

>>87552721
his speech was written by bioware

>>87552817

See any similarities?

all you had to do was overthrow the damn government CJ

Does Libya have oil?

I think he's mad.

about time someone stood up to these amerrikuns.

SAY NO TO BEARDS.

No! People with beards cannot run countries! That is impossible!

>if you didn't follow me who would you follow?
>someone with a beard?
>IMPOSSIBLE
this guy mang

>>87552631
This conspiracy theory is so crazy i had to sit down.

>>87552871

Do you see America invading them?

>implying a beard is not what makes a leader a leader

>>87552871
Yes.

I was trying to take this seriously up until he said "WHO WOULD WE FOLLOW? SOMEBODY WITH BEARD?!", i just fucking lost it /v/. lol

DONT DRINK THE WATER

ITS POISONED

>>87552871
A lot of it. One of the major suppliers to Europe.

>>87552896
I thought i was back on /new/ for a second when i read it.

British guy reporting in to some up masses of ranting in a few minutes. Thank fuck for that.

Gadaffi blamed the riots on vidya games.

>drugged young people

Fuck he has clearly had a lot of plastic surgery. He can barely even move his face.

>>87552674
Seriously, fucking seriously? Does anyone have a link to more about this?

He's like a fucking Bond villain. This guy could give Kim Jong-il a run for his money.

>America brings democracy to the middle east through Afghanistan and Iraq
>When the two countries stabilize the rest of the middle eastern countries see how nice it is to not live under dictatorships
>many successful revolts start to occur
you're welcome, from the USA

I've only just tuned in, can anyone give me a rundown of what has happened so far please?

Also I noticed in on the scrolling bar down the bottom that apparently some Iranian military vessels had gone through the suez canal and were heading to the mediterranean. Is there any precedence of this happening before? Is shit about to hit the fan?

That guy is extremely ugly. We should send a missile over there and land on his head as he speaks!

>>87552990
EVERYONE is drugged!

>>87553007

>guaranteed replies.flv

OH BOY

NOW THEY BRING THE ANALYST IN AND IGNORE THE SPEECH

gg

>>87553013
old guy rants in a camera for an hour.
That's it.

>>87552781
The mercs should be able to figure out how fucked up they are gonna get if they are captured.

Talk about expendable.

>>87552991
more like a stroke.

Is this guy really saying this or is the translator messing with everyone?

Wearing a white suit, shades and weilding a fucking hand held shotgun.

Gadaffi is the final boss

aaaand another one.

did you know that they killed members of the military that refused to shoot protesters, then burned their bodies past identifiability?

>>87552896
>mfw someone normally stands in front of their computers and doesn't sit in front of it

>>87553007
This won't end well...

>>87553007

>>87552996
>>87552996
Google "gaddafi female bodyguards"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3Qolg-dbw

>>87552859

10/10, laughed hard.

>>87552631
>keep the black blood pumping
what black blood? gtfo of here nigger.

So uh, are the western countries going to assassinate this guy already?

Cose, he really sounds like a guy that needs assassinating.

>>87553073
He's been talking for ages and not saying shit.

>>87553077
It's like the crazy, fanatic on a NYC street corner ranting about 2012 and how the illuminati stole his underwear because they were JEWS.

But that guy is mostly harmless.

Can we not have the gore pictures in this thread, or at least put them in spoiler images please

>>87552871

Libya consists of 2% of International oil supplies, and the majority in percentage of European supplies.

And these aren't as small a numbers as you think.

>my face when he blames gangsters.

bros 4 lyfe! gangsta till the end!

>>87553007
more like
>destabilization throughout the region
>new muslim caliphate arises
>they declare war on everyone
>islam: 600ad-2114ad
and then we finally stop giving a fuck about that place

>>87553007

>>87553131
Oil nigger. Fuck your simple american brains can't handle metaphors.

>>87553131
He means oil, you moron.

>>87553189
Get an extension so you can hide posts. Asking people nicely won't do much.

>>87553235
>>87553237
trold hard

He's going ultimate maximum yell mode

someone needs to go just cause 2 on his ass

>>87553113
Wow, that's pretty awesome.

Ahaha, that constitution point was golden.

Ghaddafi fails to deliver.

>>87553235
...and your simple foreign brain can't comprehend simple trade. You might want to try checking to see where most of the USA's oil comes from before you run your mouth like an idiot.

>>87553284

Gadafi is finished. He used to be an icon in the 70s ad 80s, a guy who gave Murrka the finger, now he's getting swept away without much pomp. That's why he wants to kill everyone, so his passing would be remembered.

My guess is, he and his son will wind up dead within a week's time.

>I will cleanse Libya house by house, if protesters do not surrender

I dont know a lot about batshit insane people, but this sounds pretty batshit insane.

Shit Gaddafi has a pimpin' ride

Huh, Al Jazeera is actually quite good. Who'd have thought.

>>87553284
>hurr durr, I was just pretending to be retarded.

How does it feel to be less educated than a mad dictator? Must suck bro.

>mfw he drives off in a caddy

LOL
LOL

Let's make a delivery!

>>87553235
I'm just sitting back and watching. My fellow countrymen are very entertaining.

>>87553153

"I will cleanse Libya house by house if protesters do not surrender".

Seriously, are Western countries doing anything at all?

SPEECH OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

>Mfw /v/ doesn't understand anything about politics.

Cleanse house by house, huh?

JUST LIKE THE NAZIS

Done, I invoked Godwin's Law. We're done here.

>>87553391
The nukes are primed, fingers are resting on the button as we speak.

I have relatives in Libya, mite b awkward

Ghaddafi is done, by the sound of things. Gonna die like Saddam if a politically ambitious group gets him. If the mob gets him first? Gonna be some gory shit on our screens and I'll lap it up. His kids are done as well.

The guy's completely batshit. I get the impression he's been waiting for these demonstration to kick off just so he can thrive off it. Bombing his own cities with fighter jets, what the fuck is that about?

Shame because back in the day, he was the coolest mofo around. Although always a murderous cunt.

>>87553413
The analyst guy already mentioned Hitler.

>>87553386
but all those sand dunes...HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE LEVEL?!

Caption improved

>>87553391
barry soetoro wouldn't dare attack his homeland

>>87553391

The only Westernised country doing anything about these fucking crazies is Israel. They released a statement earlier about Iran's warships moving into the Med saying how they're not going to put up with Iran's shit for much longer.
Fair play to the Jews if you ask me. 5000 years of persecution, time to fuck shit up.

>>87552674
"That chick, that's me, that whip, that's me, that boat? I had it on the mediterrainian sea! MAH NIGGA PLEASE!"
to this beat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlQWurYTFyE&t=0m11s

>>87553337
You should learn reading comprehension. English is your primary language, please use it.

>>87553461

Crates motherfucker, crates

>>87553439
Didn't he already go into hiding once?

>mfw he drove off without an escort

He's just begging to be sniped.

>>87553391
>>Seriously, are Western countries doing anything at all?

Western countries supported his regime, just like they supported the overthrown dicatorship in Egypt.

>yfw Gadaffi realizes he doesn't have SHIT on america
>yfw Gadaffi puts on his shades and sneaks into the hidden nuke productions of Iran
>yfw Gadaffi steals those bad boys
>yfw Gadaffi takes America as a hostage

>>87553362
Uh, everyone who doesn't watch Fox News?

Seriously. I'm not even kidding they have some hardliners but they aren't NPR or BBC but they have way less opinion pieces and more actual reporting compared to MSNBC and Fox News.

>>87553391

not till he actually starts cleansing

then america will step in and drive their shitty country even further into the ground during a 10 year occupation campaign

>>87553439
i'm kinda hoping he get's raped by a goat

>>87553460
Well, we were all thinking it so not like Godwin was going to go unbroken.

The protesters are just a bunch of hipsters on designer drugs, rebelling to impress their girlfriends and gain some status among other hipster doofuses.

Gadaffi speaks for the silent majority who are sick and tired of these drugged up youths ruining Lybia's hard-won peace and independence from white imperialist powers. More power to him and death to the rioters.

I'd vote for him.

>>87553391
YOU ALWAYS YELL AT US WHEN WE DO.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND WORLD.

/signed/
America

>>87553391
>Seriously, are Western countries doing anything at all?

I think they're keeping their fingers crossed that they'll be able to negotiate a better oil deal with whomever turns out the winner, possibly during the conflict itself in return for aid.

I'm amusing myself with images of 50's mafia gangsters rolling around Lybia, shooting people with tommyguns while this plays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTQdEZbjQA

>>87553589
This some hardcore sarcasm?

He probably shouldn't be threatening his people if he doesn't have the military might to back it up. Countries like China and North Korea would have absolutely no problem putting down this kind of rebellion, but I somehow doubt that Libya does, because from the way Gadaffi talks, he already would've done so if he had the power to. Dude's fucked.

>>87553486
>implying you aren't a filthy jew.

>>87553413
How retarded can you be? The mention of godwin's law does not mean that arguments are finished and conversation has come to a close. Go back to sucking XKCD's cock some more.

what is China, the world's premier #1 superpower doing about these riots?

quelling riots in their own country?

oh

>>87553573

A war with Libya will not be the same as with Afghanistan. If you haven't noticed, a lot of people in Libya are against the current government.

>>87553549
All i usually watch is BBC or Channel 4 news. I was expecting Al Jazeera to be a bit low brow for whatever reason.

>>87553486
>>87553486
>how they're not going to put up with Iran's shit for much longer. Fair play to the Jews if you ask me. 5000 years of persecution, time to fuck shit up.
What did Iran do to Israel in the last 5000 years?

>>87553494
Nice assumption (almost as nice as how you avoided what I said completely), but alas wrong; which I'm sure you're no stranger to. I was born and still live in Canada and French was my first language. Feel free to choke on a dick, though :)

"Now the golden fist is crushing the jet. Tomorrow it'll be fisting your ass."
- Muammar Gadaffi

>>87553460
Oh well...shit.

>>87553589
Holy shit, Gadaffi's posting on /v/!

>>87553653
Yeah I recognize those words from Afganistan and Iraq as well.

>>87553635

You're not exactly the only western country in the world, and you keep fucking it up. Appreciate the effort tho, but I don't think the citizens you bombed were terribly grateful.

HOW DO YOU ASSFUCKS CONTINUOUSLY MANAGE TO MISSPELL THIS

>>87553391

I understand the Italian army is lining up in the south, but whether to stop Gaddafi from slaughtering his own people, stop civilians from fleeing or to help Gaddafi I'm not sure. Knowing Berlusconi, it's probably be the latter two.

Why do you guys act like he isn't right?

The youth of Libya is fucking dead, drugged up, useless cunts.

And it might be Americas fault, have you ever considerred this being a master plan of Obama?

>poison the youth of Libya
>provoke protestings
>Gadaffi freaks out and threatens to kill people
>opportunity to steal oil

America..

>Drives off in a golfcart
Yep, that guy's in power all right...

>It is his last battle
>He is going to kill alot of people

>Seriously, are Western countries doing anything at all?

Waiting until sandniggers kill themself, anyone dead now is one they do not need to police later when they come collecting the oil

>>87553653

it'll still take 10 years.
stealing oil and installing puppet governments is hard work.

Guys, he's gonna find the holy grail, gain god power and become a white haired bishounen fighting off the military and nukes with a giant scimitar.

He will cause the apocalypse unless young heroes can rise up to stop him.

>>87553665
>>What did Iran do to Israel in the last 5000 years?

Some Iranians said some nasty things about how Israelis murder Palestinians.

>>87553665

Maybe you should listen to the news more bro. Islamic Iran has always been anti-Semitic and fund a lot of Palestine's et al. aggression against Israel.