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    125 KB Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:03 No.84571247  
    may 3rd confirmed

    return to glory days of shooters or colossal disappointment in the making?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5svP9Wu0nk
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:14 No.84572042
    From the gameplay footage it looks poor like it was ment to be released for the PS2 as a low budget cash in FPS.

    Hopefully I'm mistaken but I'd be lying if I said the footage didn't look lackluster.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:17 No.84572221
    >>84571247
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kxkib9EfUk

    decide for yourself
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:17 No.84572277
    >colossal disappointment in the making?

    I'm voting for this based on the footage of Douk using an xbox 360 controller. The game will be heavily consolified.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:21 No.84572499
    >>84571247

    It's only selling point will be that it's Duke Nukem, everything else will not be anything new.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:21 No.84572526
    >mfw i live in australia and we'll never be able to see nudity in it
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:23 No.84572613
    That looks fucking awful, his voice sounds like if wayne from waynes world was trying to make his voice sound deep. It's also clearly trying verrrrrry hard to be LOLSORANDUM XD
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:24 No.84572699
    >>84572277
    >consolified.
    >implying Duke isn't amazing on any platform
    >> NiGHTS !!gAyq5lzi952 01/21/11(Fri)22:24 No.84572742
    >>84572277
    assuming this is the same game before it was canceled because im too lazy to check:
    -can only hold 2 guns at a time
    -sprint button
    -health is replaced by ego

    it also had a new dedicated grenade button along with a melee button again, but that's good.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:25 No.84572763
    >>84571247
    I'd also like to add that this boxart looks fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:25 No.84572765
    Reskinned Halo. Prove me wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:25 No.84572786
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    >Health regenerates only if you do manly things
    >mfw

    The worst it could be is Ken's Wrath level.
    Meh gameplay but it still makes you go "Fuck Yea!!"
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:25 No.84572807
    >You are now aware that Duke nukem forever wont be like on the trailer from 2001 and will be just like every other fps
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:26 No.84572830
    I remain optimistic but with all the delays and cancellations it has gone through it isn't looking good
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:26 No.84572849
    It looks funny. Good for a rent.
    Fuck you /v/
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:26 No.84572857
    Looks pretty crude, even for Duke.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:26 No.84572869
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:28 No.84572934
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    >>84572742
    >didn't mention is has a button for beer
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:28 No.84572954
    >>84572221
    Already looks 1000 times better than COD
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:29 No.84573014
    >DURR LOOK DOUK IS FUNNY GUIZ THIS SHOULD EXCUSE ANY BAD ABOUT THIS GAME

    What a lot of people don't understand is that Duke Nukem 3D wasn't just popular because of the humour, it was also popular because of its gameplay, level design etc.

    The way this is looking, it'll be a generic pile of ass that people will overlook that fact of because of the humour.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:29 No.84573031
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    >mfw DNF comes out before Ep. 3

    /r/ing the comic about Douk in the Halo universe
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:29 No.84573048
    >>84572786
    *Ken's Rage
    durrr
    >> Xlore !!oIaXoksOFZm 01/21/11(Fri)22:30 No.84573076
    >hell i'd still hit it.

    I don't know why i lol'd so hard.

    But it looks pretty fun.

    Might be wrong though.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:30 No.84573088
    >>84572934
    >Crotch

    What the fuck button is that?
    >> Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 01/21/11(Fri)22:30 No.84573089
    A Duke Nukem game.

    Thats all it is.

    Thats all you need to know.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:30 No.84573090
    >>84572857

    TROLL
    TROLL
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:31 No.84573136
    >>84573014
    no it wasnt, it was popular because cursing and omggore
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:34 No.84573150
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    >>84573088
    >Can't read the word "crouch"
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:35 No.84573159
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    What, do you think I was gone forever?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:35 No.84573179
    >shrink ray
    I can't wait to crush these motherfuckers under my boot. Also here's hoping for Protozoid Slimers to be in it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:35 No.84573215
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    >ITT: haters gonna hate

    i'm gonna enjoy my free possible dook swag and early demo access, then love the fuck out of the game
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:35 No.84573227
    Generic FPS #8434763.

    Nothing witty here. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:36 No.84573235
    >blur tits and piss
    >bleep out Fuck
    >actually say Fucking in text

    America, what the hell?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:36 No.84573246
    Casualised console bullshit that relies on the main character alone to sell.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:36 No.84573263
    I think it looks shitty. And I enjoyed Duke Nukem. Bulletstorm looks better and is kind of similar.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:36 No.84573267
    >>84573215
    I remember someone on /v/ posted the code, I registered with 3 emails, feels good to bet on DOUK man.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:36 No.84573286
    >>84572786
    >You're Dook
    >You're always manly
    >Health is always regenerating
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:36 No.84573289
    >>84573227
    Pretty much this

    Too little, too late

    With cars, it's just like Halo and Half-Life 2
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:37 No.84573299
    >>84573136
    You've never played Duke3D before.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:37 No.84573300
    >>84573246
    >using character to sell
    >implying that isn't what made Duke popular

    Let me guess...you think people played Doom for the storyline, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:37 No.84573342
    I predict a 7.5
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:37 No.84573345
    >>84573014

    Duke was popular back in the day for the same reason Mortal Kombat was. It was essentially a Doom clone with a "bad ass" character

    DNF will fail very hard and be a very mediocre game once the nostalgia wears off.

    Ten years ago an alien invasion shit and piss jokes combined with tits would be over the top, but now it sets the bar for mediocrity.

    This game got rushed to completion when Take Two got the rights back so I don't expect more than a four to five hour campaign

    I actually hope I'm wrong, but I doubt it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:37 No.84573346
    So basically, an unfunny, more vulgar version of Ash Williams in a generic shooter?

    I'll pass
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:38 No.84573363
    >>84573246
    >he doesn't recognize anything from the Dukeniverse
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:38 No.84573382
    >>84573235
    because they have to make it a below rated M game to get more profit back from 3DS's anal raping.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:38 No.84573390
    I don't usually do this, but.

    /r/ing the copypasta of Duke/Serial Experiments Lain.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:38 No.84573391
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    I hope there is a casino in it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:39 No.84573453
    All I can say is that if it's only 6 hours long I am going to murder someone.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:39 No.84573454
    who needs duke nukem when there's bulletstorm?

    duke nukem might have been cool a couple of years ago but 12 years is too late
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:39 No.84573457
    >>84573345
    Singleplayer has been confirmed for more than 20 hours because of the morons at 3D Realms they kept on making new levels and bullshit. Anyone else kind want to see what those shitheads at 3D Realms did back in 02'? I really want to see.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:40 No.84573478
    http://tubedubber.com/#1-b78TKZIyw:-6SGxj-OXlU:0:100:0:10:true
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:40 No.84573504
    >>84573235
    Everyone knows americans can't read, especially their own government.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:41 No.84573591
    Could someone please tell me how the fuck this game looks like a generic FPS? Please?

    From what I can tell the gameplay will be massively different than other FPSes due to the weapon selection (which appears to be, as in proper DOOK tradition, ridiculous fucking rockets and shit) and the size of the enemies. Those aliens are fucking huge, and the bosses are massive - shit, when was the last time a GENERIC FPS this generation had proper fucking boss battles? CoD has no boss battles, none of the Halo games do (they have the one or two massive battles per game - when I say boss battles, I mean fucking level bosses).

    I'm going to dare to be positive about a game for once. Fuck you guys, I can't wait for the demo.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:42 No.84573600
    >>84573454
    better yet

    get both
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:42 No.84573607
    >>84573345
    Oh man, look at all that gore and swearing. Bloop. Beep. Bloop bloop bloop beep.
    Fuck yeah soda and turkey!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:42 No.84573642
    >>84573591
    Me too, my body has been eagerly awaiting for a demo for months now and it should be coming next month, correct?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:43 No.84573698
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    >>84573607
    fucking captcha.
    >> NiGHTS !!gAyq5lzi952 01/21/11(Fri)22:43 No.84573709
    >>84573345
    duke 3d sold on level design and the engine.
    yeah duke had some cool lines, but duke 3d brought a lot of new shit to the table that fpses use today.
    however now duke is dumbed down to pure action to appeal to preteen halo/cod 360 players.
    we knew this months ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:43 No.84573715
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    >watch trailer
    >beginning of video rated M
    >blurs out piss and tits because it's a TRAILER
    HURR DURR WHY IS THIS GAME RATED TEEN WITH EVERYTHING CENSORED?! HALO RIPOFF!!

    Stay classy /v/, and thanks for not being born yet when Duke3d Came out
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:43 No.84573716
    >>84573591
    You don't understand why people think it's generic or even why it isn't. In short, you're a fucking idiot either way you go.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:44 No.84573730
    >>84573504
    yea americans are pretty dumb...they only created cars, computers and the internet...and the greatest military in the world

    have fun getting invaded in the near future
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:44 No.84573738
    >>84573591
    >(which appears to be, as in proper DOOK tradition

    You mean two at a time? No I'm pretty sure thats a Halo tradition. Enjoy your reskin.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 01/21/11(Fri)22:44 No.84573742
    >Right in the jewels
    >Hell I'd still hit it
    >coochy coochy coo
    >It better be after 12 fucking years

    The humor alone is fucking worth it
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:44 No.84573770
    >>84573345
    It also had a FAR superior engine to anything else ever before seen. Fucking BUILD engine motherfucker. MODS ERRYWHERE.

    But I'm pretty sure DNF just uses UT3 or some other licensed engine so yeah, that's not happening this time. I'm sorry Douk. I bet a lot of you but now I'm cutting my losses.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:45 No.84573786
    >>84573709
    It also sold on the success of DN1 and DN2, which were games people liked. Now we get it 3D? I'm there. And while it's not the same game, it doesn't disappoint. That and massively fun multiplayer and weapons.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:45 No.84573792
    >>84573478
    Fixed.

    http://tubedubber.com/#1-b78TKZIyw:f-7118ocSFg:0:100:0:0:true
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:45 No.84573802
    >>84573345
    FPS games are way more popular than they used to be. I think it's gonna sell really well.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:46 No.84573862
    >>84573457
    >Anyone else kind want to see what those shitheads at 3D Realms did back in 02'? I really want to see.
    played WoW and kart racing
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:46 No.84573872
    >>84573591
    >>84573642
    >>84573716
    Serious Sam had awesome boss battles and weapons

    It was released in HD and first time on the 360 last year, so that counts
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:46 No.84573874
    ITT: Idiots who never played the first two Duke games
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:46 No.84573886
    >>84573235
    America used to be about sex & violence. A free and glorious country

    Now it's just about violence, and A BUTTLOAD OF BEATING AROUND THE BUSH WITH NAUGHTY INNUENDO. Showing nipples is worse than mountains of gory corpses.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:46 No.84573908
    >>84573802
    They're just as popular as they used to be it's just more people are playing video games now than they were 10 years ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573915
    >>84573874
    The shit side scrollers? No thanks
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573930
    people will buy it.
    looks like a piece of shit
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573936
    >>84573862
    Seems about right if WoW didnt come out in 04'.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573953
    >>84573738

    Could someone tell me where that was confirmed?

    >>84573716

    >You're an idiot for not getting it, even though I haven't explained what the fuck it is!

    I hate this fucking logic. If you're going to have an OPINION, like "Duke Nukem Forever looks generic," then it is up to YOU to explain to me the logic behind that opinion. I'm not an idiot for lacking the ability to read your thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573955
    >>84573457
    >more than 20 hours

    I highly doubt that. most games these days don't go over 15, and that's being generous.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573963
    goddamn, that looked like shit
    I know it's duke but still
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:47 No.84573971
    It looks like a COD game (scripted sequences) but without all the trying to be serious crap (scripted but absurd sequences), which may be a welcome change.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:48 No.84573979
    >>84573457
    They made the fake trailer and chilled untill they closed in the end
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:48 No.84574008
    >>84573955
    Most FPS' aren't even longer than 6 hours
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:48 No.84574032
    >>84573457
    What I'm most interested in is the presence of fucking secrets. And I'm not talking about the 1 or 2 hidden terminals or easter eggs that passes for secrets now a days. I'm talking about levels where literally HALF THE ROOMS are fucking SECRETS. I'm talking about secrets fucking EVERYWHERE. I'm talking about going over to your friends house and having him go, "WHAT THE SHIT, YOU CAN GET A CHAINGUN AND A ROCKET LAUNCHER ON THE FIRST LEVEL?"

    I WANT TO HUMP SOME GOD DAMN WALLS.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:49 No.84574050
    http://tubedubber.com/#_5svP9Wu0nk:Iof5pRAIZmw:0:100:0:0:true

    Obligatory.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:49 No.84574077
    >>84573730
    buttmad amurikkkan spotted
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:49 No.84574080
    You know what, you guys may think the game looks like shit now, but imagine had 3D Realms actually been around to complete it.

    It would have been fucking horrible. Remember Prey? Those fuckers forgot how to make games.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:49 No.84574086
    >>84573955

    the average nowadays is 5 - 10 hours unless it's an RPG in which case it's 30 - 40 hours
    >> Mr. Inriri! 01/21/11(Fri)22:50 No.84574102
    >>84573457

    One of the funnier rumors early on was they all got addicted to Everquest
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:50 No.84574106
    >>84573915
    The side scrollers were pretty awesome when they came out. Not super "Blow it out your ass" personality, but he still needed to save babes and wreck shit.
    I remember getting home from school and spending the rest of my nights playing those and Commander Keen.
    >> NiGHTS !!gAyq5lzi952 01/21/11(Fri)22:50 No.84574118
    >>84573786
    the duke in 3d is almost like a completely different character
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:50 No.84574159
    >>84574032
    Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Blake Stone were some of the best

    Complete secret levels and rooms
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:50 No.84574160
    http://www.tatatataa.cn/

    Enjoy guys, really related.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:51 No.84574199
    Randy Pitchford: "The campaign is huge. It's probably three times the size of the last Call Of Duty game. And it's great through and through.

    "Any time I play I play it, at any given moment, I'm having a great time and I want to see the next moment. There's crazy set-pieces and, in that regard... if you're expecting this to be a fizzle-out, a low budget thing, you're going to be like: 'Holy shit! Oh my God! This is no joke!'"

    "If you're expecting perfect, there's no such thing as perfect. I don't think anything can up to 12 years, but I think it's astonishing how big it is - especially given how it's suddenly here. To people that are on the outside, it [appears to have] come out of nowhere."

    Here's to the shitheads who dont think DOUK will not be over 6 hours.

    http://www.computerandvideogames.com/269600/news/duke-nukem-forever-3-times-the-size-of-mw2/
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574251
    >>84573730
    Yeah, how long ago were those invented?

    At least more than half of American under 34 today are retards
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574269
    >>84574159
    Doom has secret levels that you access from secret levels. Fuc kyear.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574289
    Want to know why people loved DN3D.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbw4Jmq0OE

    There's why. Also, the SP levels were interesting and decently designed. They actually resembled shit instead of random levels like doom and such.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574300
    Duke Nukem 3D was awesome in the 90s especially when first person shooters were getting more advanced.

    After 12 years of delays and bullshit I highly doubt the game would be anything as awesome as the first duke nukem 3d.

    I might consider it if it was $30
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574302
    >>84574269
    I miss secret levels.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574304
    >>84573963
    well what were you expecting? I'm no duke expert, but it looks pretty faithful to the source material and looks like a solid fps. at least it's not just brown and bloom and speesh muhreens using m16s
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:52 No.84574307
    >>84574199

    >Last call of duty game
    >Mw2 in URL instead of blops

    Uhhh
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:53 No.84574317
    >>84574199
    >3 times the size of MW2
    So...12 hours long?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:53 No.84574352
    >>84574304
    >at least it's not just brown and bloom and speesh muhreens using m16s
    that's just the point. it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:55 No.84574468
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    >>84574199
    Randy Pitchford, CEO of the company that's releasing DNF has good things to say about it?
    It's like I'm really talking with a six year old.

    Call me when it's someone who knows jack shit about video games.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:56 No.84574486
    >>84574199
    >3 times the last call of duty

    so it's a whopping 6 hours? oh joy!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:57 No.84574597
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    >>84572613
    >I didn't play Duke Nukem 3D

    Seriously though, those Quick-time events put me WAAAAAY off, the driving didn't look very fun either.

    >Douk enters bathroom
    >lololol charging bull Quick-time event hurr press X to kill monstah
    >Hail to da king babeh lololol so funneh
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:58 No.84574639
    this game is gonna be shit, but this shit is gonna be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:58 No.84574648
    Is there an uncensored trailer?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:59 No.84574690
    >>84574352
    how so? you're not a marine, you're not in space, you're not.... oh nevermind
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)22:59 No.84574732
    >>84574648
    No. Don't expect one ever, since nipples are considered worse than swearing and seeing the inside of a mans anus.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:00 No.84574791
    >>84574732
    it's not censored in game is it? :O
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:01 No.84574815
    >>84574690
    It's not far off.
    How bout CIA agent, with a machine gun in space. Cuz that was DN3D.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:01 No.84574842
    >>84574791
    Maybe, nobody knows. If it is though, expect a mod to remove the bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:01 No.84574866
    >>84574597

    Look, you lolsorandum people need to calm the fuck down. That's all you faggots focus on now. If it's even a little silly, you assholes stick your noses in the air like your shit don't stink. Try to enjoy a little slapstick humor once in awhile.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:01 No.84574868
    >>84574791
    I wouldn't expect it to be censored in game. That would be fucking retarded if they did.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:02 No.84574886
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    >>84574732
    Only in America.

    ..and Australia too apparently.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:02 No.84574903
    >>84574866
    This.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:02 No.84574913
    >>84574791
    I'm gonna assume no since its rated M for Nudity

    if God of War can have tits then so can Douk
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:02 No.84574919
    It's not censored in game, you can tell because they just used a default blurring filter in after effects. That and the blur 'squares' are the same size for the blimp in the backround vs his penis.

    Not in game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:02 No.84574920
    It's gonna be the disappointment of the year.

    Twelve years of hype and far too many delays and staff changes for a game that's just going to be another generic FPs in a too-large sea of FPS games.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:04 No.84575009
    >>84574920
    Not to mention Gearbox don't make great FPS games. Duke needs to be a great game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:04 No.84575011
    its going to be a generic shooter and it will play like one

    the duke nuken atmosphere will warrant buying it though
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:04 No.84575024
    >>84574886
    land of the free my butt :(
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:04 No.84575025
    My guess is they're going to try so hard they forget the gameplay. Besides, it's gearbox. They've just about ruined every good idea dropped into their lap.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:04 No.84575065
    >>84575009
    Gearbox didn't really make it though, they just finished it off.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:04 No.84575071
    >>84574886
    You forgot Germany, Gore in video games is replaced with flowers, boobies are replaced with chocolate and guns are replaced with brooms.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:06 No.84575152
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    >>84574791
    This alone tells me no.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:06 No.84575168
    >>84574919
    The Dutch trailer didn't had the censoring. So yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:07 No.84575221
    >>84575168
    Link?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:07 No.84575234
    >>84575071

    Well everytime someone loosens your reins and gives you the benefit of the doubt, you run off and form another reich. Best to keep you guys subdued.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:08 No.84575345
    ALL I WANT IS THE STADIUM LEVEL

    PLEASE GOD OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:08 No.84575350
    A return to the "glory days" of shooters would have nothing to do with Duke Nukem.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:08 No.84575357
    >>84575234
    Look at Poland, now answer me this. Do you think that is such a good idea?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:09 No.84575413
    >>84573345 Duke was popular back in the day for the same reason Mortal Kombat was. It was essentially a Doom clone with a "bad ass" character

    Oh look, it's someone who wasn't actually alive when Duke 3d came out!

    DN3D was popular back in the day because it was by far the best FPS game around. And that includes being better than Quake.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:09 No.84575431
    >>84575345
    You saw it in the demo right? Where he uses the eyeball for a field goal?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:11 No.84575550
    It's like the trolls are out of school or something.

    I thought /v/ has been waiting eagerly for this.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 01/21/11(Fri)23:12 No.84575674
    >>84575550

    /v/ is, but /v/ hates and loves everything at the same time.

    /v/ needs to get some medication
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:13 No.84575747
    >>84574866
    I actually like the witty comments. i just made a joke about it because Quick-time events mixed with "I'm da greatest babeh" is fuckin stupid. i hate Quick-time events with a passion. even Douk cannot make those look fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:13 No.84575775
    Made by Gearbox, who launched brownan scenery to new levels with Boredlands.

    I'm sorry but I can't see how they can make a good game with their past experience.Ca
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:14 No.84575816
    responding to several people: who the hell said this game has high expectations. if a game is developed as long as this one, and you DON'T expect it to suck, I don't have words for your retardedness.

    that being said, I'm keeping my expectations low and I'm ready to be surprised.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:14 No.84575839
    >>84575674

    Sort of true. There seems to be a few games /v/ agrees are universally bad or good.

    For example there's been some good Everquest threads lately.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:14 No.84575844
    >>84575775
    They made Opposing Force! There's hope!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:15 No.84575915
    >>84575775

    I hated Borderlands and I hate Gearbox and their fucking unnatural love of the Unreal engine but 3D Realms did most of the work so it's mostly QA that Gearbox is doing I hope.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:15 No.84575921
    >>84575350
    What about Doom 4?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:15 No.84575938
    >>84573345
    >don't expect more than a four to five hour campaign

    Yeah... no.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:15 No.84575939
    >>84575674
    it's almost as if there are multiple people on /v/ with varying opinions and views
    sounds crazy, I know
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:16 No.84575957
    Why does everybody think Gearbox made Duke? You guys do know they just bought it up after 3drealms went bankrupt and then put finishing touches/polish on it... right?
    >> Mr. Inriri! 01/21/11(Fri)23:17 No.84576049
    >>84575939

    >Implying it's not just one guy posting a lot
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:17 No.84576059
    so, for what the trailer confirmed:

    >censored as fuck
    >even "fuck" will be censored
    >terrible graphics
    >the game will last 3 hours, no more than that
    >regenerating health


    fuck this game
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:17 No.84576063
    what's the matter /v/, disappoint?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:17 No.84576073
    >>84575957
    >finishing touches

    Yeah, because the game was ALMOST ready to be shipped when they bought it, right???
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:17 No.84576102
    >>84573345

    >Ten years ago an alien invasion shit and piss jokes combined with tits would be over the top, but now it sets the bar for mediocrity.

    Name another game that came out in the last 10 years that had shit and piss jokes, tits, alien invasions, and cigar smoking.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:18 No.84576119
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    I'm assuming this means that Half-Life2: episode 3 will become the new DNF?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:18 No.84576162
    MARK MY FUCKING WORDS

    I'm calling it now, right the fuck now.

    Duke Nukem Forever will be a parody of itself as an FPS and other FPS games in the recent age.

    How can I tell? Because it's already making fun of itself in the trailer. The game's plot revolves around Duke being gone for a long time and aliens taking over the world and turning the world into a terrifying and chaotic place.

    Duke = Duke Nukem games
    Aliens = Generic FPS
    World = Gaming as a medium
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:19 No.84576183
    >>84575915
    I want to believe.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:21 No.84576308
    >>84576119
    Yes, I expect it to never come out.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:21 No.84576319
    Does anybody have the "leaked script" that was online like a year ago? From what I remember of it, things I've seen in the trailer look very familiar to it, and I hope it's true because that storyline was brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:21 No.84576338
    >>84575844
    True, also Blue Shift.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:22 No.84576371
    >>84575844
    their only good game
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:22 No.84576381
    ITT: WEABOOS HATING A GOOD GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE IN JAPAN AND HASN'T CUTE GAY MC.
    WEABOOS HATING A GOOD GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE IN JAPAN AND HASN'T CUTE GAY MC.
    WEABOOS HATING A GOOD GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE IN JAPAN AND HASN'T CUTE GAY MC.
    WEABOOS HATING A GOOD GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE IN JAPAN AND HASN'T CUTE GAY MC.
    WEABOOS HATING A GOOD GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE IN JAPAN AND HASN'T CUTE GAY MC.
    WEABOOS HATING A GOOD GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE IN JAPAN AND HASN'T CUTE GAY MC.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:24 No.84576515
    >>84576381
    How's that reality filter working out?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:24 No.84576540
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    >>84576073
    It looked pretty fucking close to me. Besides you would think that if it wasn't, gearbox would spend most of their time jacking themselves off in public saying "hey we basically made this all by ourselves after we bought the 1 map 3DRealms made".
    Instead all they keep saying is "It was almost done when we got it, so we didn't have to do much"
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:24 No.84576549
    >>84575413
    >better than Quake.
    It's different. Not better. Quake is a more direct and streamlined approach.
    Both are fast paced FPS with emphasis in different areas. Both were great.

    >>84575957
    Well it's not too say they made it specifically, but since they have their hands in it now, they can do more than just polish the rest of it up.

    >>84575915
    I liked what borderlands could have been, too bad it wasn't. It was still one of the better FPS games released in years. It still still mediocre and has massive issues.
    I do severely wish people would stop using UE3, though. It generally never ends well, especially when people start to touch shadows with the damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:24 No.84576558
    The only and last time I played this game was when I was 4.
    It was on the PS1 and I never got past the little strip club level because the pig cops scared the holy shit out of me. But the trailer made me laugh and I remembered being able to piss in the toilets so I'm getting this game so I can laugh. But not until the price drops, of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:24 No.84576560
    >>84576162
    but will it be fun?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:24 No.84576573
    >>84576059

    I'm sorry but when exactly did the fun value of a game start to be judged strictly by it's features, without also judging them in the context they're used. Regenerating health isn't always a bad thing. It depends on how it's used, and if it's conductive to the flow of the gameplay.

    Hating regenerating health because it decreases the difficulty is saying the same thing as not putting it in is simply a way of artificially extending the gameplay. An archaic archaic throwback to arcades who's only goal was to relieve you of your quarters.

    Learn to look at a game as a whole, and not pick and prod out things you don't like simply because it's the cool thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:25 No.84576585
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    I'm about to blast your ass to vaporware.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:25 No.84576620
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    this is now an opposing force thread.
    alas we'l never get our opposing force sequal or shadow warrior comeback.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:25 No.84576631
    >>84571247
    that trailer was fucking awesome.I cant wait.Looks like the first good FPS in a LONG time.Finally bringing humor and over the top-ness back to the genre.Getting sick of all the pseudo-realistic CoD/gaylo shooters anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:25 No.84576635
    >You are now realizing Duke;s left hand has pink nail polish on it's nails
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:25 No.84576639
    >>84575957
    this game is in such a strange place. it was started when fps, or even games in general were so different than they are today, yet it appears to have adopted some more modern mechanics too, (regen health, etc.)
    it'll be really interesting to see how it pulls everything together.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:25 No.84576649
    >>84576540
    >It was almost done when we got it, so we didn't have to do much

    What did you expect, that they would forever tarnish the reputation of every 3Dreams worker by admitting it was a miserable pile of incomplete shit? That was polite deference to 3DR.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:26 No.84576660
    >>84576162
    >Duke says "another fucking puzzle".

    I think you're right.
    This game does have potential.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:26 No.84576669
    >>84576540
    Hmmm... which makes more sense to hold onto hype.
    We need to work on this for four more years or WOOO THIS WILL BE OUT SOON, WE CANT SAY WHEN BUT SOON, HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:26 No.84576687
    >>84575168
    Where is the Dutch version of the trailer?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:27 No.84576729
    >>84576620

    Or episode 3
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:27 No.84576761
    >blow it out your ass not the first comment

    I am disappoint
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:27 No.84576787
    >>84576549
    >It was still one of the better FPS games released in years. It still still mediocre and has massive issues.

    The premise was interesting, I agree, but like you said yourself, it fell short everywhere. The fact that it was one of the best FPSs of it's year just shows how lacking the genre is.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576795
    >>84576620
    Opposing Force 2 will come out 10 years after Episode 3. So... 20-30 years-ish.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576798
    >>84576119
    No that goes to black mesa source
    >> Gallade !iVjunrqmLs 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576821
    I'll fucking love this game just because it is a parody of modern games and shit


    and it has motherfucking Duke Nukem as the protagonist
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576838
    There better be a Gordon Freeman corpse in this game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576854
    >>84576635
    >you are now aware that that is someone else's hand
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576856
    >>84576059
    not gonna be censored.At least not the PC version, if it is it will be modded out right after release.They aren't gonna release a trailer with full blown nudity sorry, doesnt work like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:28 No.84576862
    >>84576573

    Regenerating health isn't a "feature", it's a design decision. A retarded design decision. If I had a nickel for every time I explained why regenerating health is bad, then I wouldn't be on 4chan, I'd be too busy managing the dozens of sports teams I'd bought. But my argument can basically be boiled down to "it destroys the pacing of the game." Every encounter becomes binary, you either die or you come out with full health. It dramatically reduces the control level designers have over the pacing of the game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:29 No.84576880
    >COMMING MAY 3RD: Get the Guns N' Splosions Map pack, this new day 1 DLC comes with 4 brand new multiplayer maps and an exclusive in-game pistol for use in singleplayer!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:29 No.84576885
    >>84576631
    not a big duke fan, but I'm inclined to agree. it looks at least somewhat unique and interesting, especially compared to fps now.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:29 No.84576896
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    ITT: Too many people who are not putting all bets on Duke.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:29 No.84576918
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    EVERY BUMBLEFUCK HERE NEEDS TO SHUT THEIR TRAPS AND REACH THEIR FINAL DESTINATION BECAUSE DUKE IS ALWAYS NUKE BITCHES.

    YOU WHINING IT WILL BE LIKE EVERY OTHER GAME? FUCK NO, BECAUSE NO OTHER GAME HAS DUKE YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

    DIDNT PLAY A SINGLE GAME IN THE SERIES? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THIS FOR, GO HANG YOURSELF YOU FAILURE EVEN YOUR AMISH GRANDFATHER PLAYS DUKE NUKEM ON HIS WOODEN STOVE POWERED PS2 MADE OF IRON AND HAY.
    YOU EITHER WORSHIP DUKE, OR YOU'RE A FUCKING CASUAL WAPANESE CHINK WANNABE FAGGOT WHO SUCKS GOOK COCK BECAUSE YOUR DAD WISHES HE WORE A CONDOM WHEN YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:30 No.84576961
    I wish they had of just kept going with the game when they made the 2001 trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHU3sq8Wfjs

    link related
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:30 No.84576980
    >>84576862
    Its not regen health thouhg
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:31 No.84576995
    >>84573742
    >implying Duke Nukem hasn't always been a cheap ripoff of Ash from Evil Dead
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:31 No.84577000
    Seriously, fuck you stuck-up assholes and weeaboos. DNF is going to be badass as fuck, and I will enjoy it solely because of that reason. Yes, the exaggerating humor and dialouge is ridicolous as hell, but that's the whole fucking idea, it's supposed to be like that. And that is why it's funny.

    I'm glad GearBox and 2K is brining back gameplay in video games instead of story. It needed it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:31 No.84577008
    >>84576787
    Blow it out your ass.
    uh... I mean I agree and that's pretty much what I was getting at. I don't really mind repetitive nature of the things, but there's a lot of things they could have done to improve it. At least they included a difficulty hike in the second and third playthrough that actually starts to make the game fun a bit. Well, I dunno about the DLC if that lowered it through level boost or what. I never played the DLC.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:31 No.84577042
    looks cool. looks fun.
    will buy for the testosterone filled jokes and authenticity.

    TL;DR placing bets on duke.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:31 No.84577056
    >>84576862
    >destroys pacing

    for some games, sure. but for others, where you don't want the player to have to constantly be stressing out over having enough health or having to spend time looking for healthkits it's actually perfectly fitting. uncharted 2 is a good example.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:32 No.84577078
    >>84576862
    >But my argument can basically be boiled down to "it destroys the pacing of the game." Every encounter becomes binary, you either die or you come out with full health. It dramatically reduces the control level designers have over the pacing of the game.

    Your argument is retarded. Regen can be done right. For example, by having a small portion of your health regen, you avoid the situation of being unfairly placed with 1 health against all future encounters until the next med pack, which inevitably will break pacing because it will only result in a reload. By having a small portion, it guarantees you can't blaze through, but you still can take one or two bullets without having to reload your game.

    Also, Duke has a different health system altogether. It punished the player that gets in cover and does nothing. It rewards those who go into the fray and fight like a man. Wanna stay in cover all day waiting for your health bar to go up? You are fucked.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:32 No.84577088
    >>84576059

    There are other clips floating around, I think from Gamescon or some other show, where you actually here him say "after twelve fucking years it should be". They can't actually have him saying it in the trailer, but it'll be in the final game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:32 No.84577132
    I'm sick of all those FPS who tries to be DEEP.
    That's why I'm so hyped over Duke Nukem Forever.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:33 No.84577203
    The only thing Duke games had going was duke.

    The rest was the same damn thing in all the other FPSs of the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:34 No.84577213
    >>84576980

    Well firstly, we don't know for certain that health WON'T regenerate. We just know that we'll get it back for doing "manly things" through the ego system. But assuming it isn't present, I actually like the ego system a lot. It keeps the action fast-paced and focused by encouraging aggressive gameplay. My only worry is that it will make players lazy when they're at high health, since they can't go any higher and any health the lose will be instantly regenerated through killing enemies.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:34 No.84577217
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    IT SEEMS SOME OF YOU FORGOT

    ALWAYS BET ON DUKE
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)23:34 No.84577233
    >>84576862

    While I personally don't like regenerating health, I'm not completely against it either. I understand what you're getting at, but many games are purposely designed to be easy. This is not always a bad thing, depending on the game. I could make the argument that health packs break the pacing of the game, as it forces you to scrounge for supplies, instead of pushing forward with the narrative, which breaks suspension of disbelief.

    Now yes, some times you just want to be hard, or at least follow some kind of linear difficulty curve. But there are others that are simply designed to function like a rollercoaster ride. It's better to keep moving forward in games like that, as being forced to slow down ruins the ride, so to speak.



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