melon

There are videos on youtube demonstrating successful runs.

also, obligatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc

omelette du fromage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow

The only way to play Façade.

hahahah that thing

would have been a nice proof of concept if it actually worked, instead it's completely stilted and never works as intended

have more fun demanding to fuck the wife in the ass immediately and getting kicked out

Maria

Hey Trip, remember when you went on that trip to Italy with Melons

>>79990675

Haha, that made me laugh, thanks anon!

Hey Trip, why don't you get me some melon juice?

I saved them several times. And I also made Grace say she painted the painting and that they should fuck more.

>>79990710

I wish I could have this guy commentate everything. I've never laughed so much.

I've seen it happen once. Looking over the successful script though I apparently spent the entire time saying "its fine" and "why".

I WILL CONQUER YOUR COUCH

Next time you play wait til Trip opens the door and say "I just killed a man."

>>79991530

What happens?

You can do something funny with the brass bull

I forget what...

Does anyone know where I can get a FUNCTIONING version of this game?

I have Windows 7 64bit, and it's not compatible with the game. I've tried the forced compatibility thing, and a few other things.

The best I can get is the menu, the intro talking, and then DARKNESS. No video, no sound (after the intro), nothing.

Is there ANY WAY I can play this?

Posted this before but I'll post it again for the hell of it.
>edit game files to make Grace's paintings various reaction images, the crown jewel being the attached image
>"Have you been painting on the side, Grace?!"
>"YES TRIP, I MADE THIS." *motions to "painting"
>justasplanned.jpg

>>79991781
Lol Windows 7

>>79991090
>>79990798

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME IN THERE

>>79990675
YOUR MARRIAGE LACKS BLOOD

>>79990710
>I'd like a bullet to the FACE

>>79991781

http://games.softpedia.com/get/Freeware-Games/Facade.shtml

Here you go bro, the version I'm using on my Windows 7 x64

>>79991663
Trip looks at you funny, and slams the door in your face. Instant game over.

rofl wtf is this?

YOUR MARRIAGE LACKS BLOOD.

Downloadan

>Constantly ask why
>Trip confesses to an affair and Grace says Trip has held her back from being an artist.

Wat.

Captcha : mileas Affairs

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!? I tried the 'melon' thing and they freaked out, and kicked me out! Explain this to me!

>>79990675
Kazz is my hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV5h4sxjdQw

The best,

Something fun to do. When the front door is open, walk backward into the corner between the door and the wall. If you do it right you'll slip through the wall and can walk around outside.