Jewish propaganda/conspiracy.

source faggot

Not sure why you're posting this on a vidya board.

You're anonymous so you can't be doing it for the attention...

Video games

>>79989779
/b/lackup skin: http://img823.imageshack.us/i/blackup.png/

11:30 EST. Minecraft. .

jadon.ath.cx

Rave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333776/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-s
tart-charging-ALL-users.html

>implying she can charge anyone /v/ for using the sun

when do we start charging people for oxygen? But then pirates would just torrent oxygen from the internet.

>centre

tauren paladin

>one measly human being being capable of owning a celestial body as massive and amazing as the Sun

Wow, it's Aristotle all over again. Neogeocentricism, here we come!

I'll sue her because my planet got caught in her gravitational pull

And i don't mean the sun

Only one solution. War.

>>79990129
>when do we start charging people for oxygen?
They did that in rapture, can't see why it won't work.

>>79990105

Fuck this fucking shit, That bitch better pay up when I get skin cancer from the sun, or from my poor eye sight.

No problem, I don't even use the sun.

Seriously, I haven't seen the sun in weeks.

I'd like to see her dumb ass collect.

Imagine how much money she'd owe if everyone with skin cancer sued her ass.

Great! I can't wait to pirate[/spoiler[ the sun

>>79990199

>Neogeo

Does this mean people with Skin cancer can sue her?

Well, that's one more collection call I won't be answering.

You wouldn't DOWNLOAD THE SUN

Well we'll all know who to blame when the sun finally dies out or explodes

>dies years later of skin cancer

LOOKS LIKE THE SUN OWNED HER

>dailymail
There's your problem.

>generate income and improve the economy and people's wellbeing

yes lets charge everyone for sun light that will generate income for struggling familes

spic scum

Reported. This is /v/ - Video Games.

>El Mundo
>Mundo will own the sun when he pleases

>>79989779
Good luck getting any cash out of North Korea.

>>79990448

Of course not, it would totally fry all my shit. Download the sun, what a silly notion.

Stupid spic woman.

This will only irritate me if I get arrested at the beach while not paying my sun fees

>implying I go outside
Like I give a fuck

See, this is why it is easy to insult the intelligence of females.

>>79990470
ba dum tsh

SO can she be sued by all the people that get skin cancer from long exposure to the sun?

you can't own something unless you put a flag in it
pic fucking related

>mfw i am already in the process of suing her for shining her sun on me without my permission then trying to make me pay for it
>mfw i can't be bothered to find a face

Bitch can't make me pay for using her sun. She is forcing it on me, and I have no choice but to deal with this.
Either she pays for some device to block sunlight onto myself and property, or she can get lost.

Hey, stupid mods.
Ban these people next time instead of me
THESE PEOPLE

oh wait 4got where i was kthnxbai

I'm guessing she'll start charging farmers too, huh?

OH NO YOU CANT USE MY SUN TO GROW YOUR FRUIT YOU NEED TO PAY FIRST DOHOHOHO

>THE SUN IS MINE!! HUEHEHUHEHEHEHUHEH!!
>Ms Dueran has not yet figured out a way of enforcing her sun charge.

You think I could sue her for global warming?

>mfw that bitch thinks she owns me

i hate anyone who speaks that horrible language.

>>79990492
Go fuck your self stupid nigger.

>My face when I use solar power so I'm pirating the sun to power my computer which is right now pirating Sid Meyer's Pirates.

you wouldn't download a star

>>79990672
>oh wait 4got where i was kthnxbai
Mods got some 'splainin' to do

>>79990129
When the co2 levels get lethal.

>Implying you can charge for a good that is nonexcludable and nonrivalry

Her sun gave me cancer, where do I go to file a lawsuit?

You know, this is something you'd expect a 7 year old kid to say out of their own childish ignorance and you'd find it cute and stuff.

>My face when I claim to own hydrogen, thus owning virtually the entire universe

There was no law saying I couldn't do it.

TheSun.iso 56,7%

already on isohunt, problem buyfags?

it's okay we'll just pirate the sun as usual

>>79990774
Oh god, what have you done??

>>79990922
thanks for letting me use your hydrogen :D

>>79990774
ya cheeky fuck, that's damn funny

>I am not stupid

I guess OP is faggot and put this in /v/ for one reason only


I propose we build our own sun

Can someone get the ingredients to do so?

Is she going to turn off the sun if we don't pay?

Suing her for her sun giving me skin cancer.

>My face when I can now sue someone for the sunburns I get.

>>79991160
>buy ball of gas thousands of times bigger than earth
>light a match
>???
>profit

>>79991160

Just lite Gabe Newell on fire.

>>79991181

Nope, she's going to sue you for living above ground.

I'm gonna sue her for giving my uncle skin cancer and for every sun burn I've ever got. Stupid bitch needs to know how to control her fucking property.

>A canny Spanish woman from Galicia
>Galicia

GALLEGO JOKE GOES HERE.

>>79990774

>>79991160

1 millions billions cubic meters of hydrogen and some shovels to smack it into a compressed enough form to initiate a nuclear reaction.

>>79991263
>Nope, she's going to sue you for living above ground.

She'd have to prove that my actions somehow caused her some kind of loss or damages

>>79990105
i lol'd 10/10

>charge the population and give the money to the government of spain
>never heard of taxes
>going to get her ass sued hard by skin cancer victims


A fat middle aged Spaniard woman who is a complete idiot? NO WAY

isn't facebook claiming the rights to the word "face"? this is the same thing

>she gets sued for sun spots ruining electronics

>Spanish woman claims she owns the sun - and now plans to start charging ALL users
>'There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law.
>claims to own the sun
>I am not stupid

>>79989779
bullshit.
If this were possible the jews would have done it a long time ago.

I don't need her sun.

>mfw I pirate the sun

I now claim ownership on oxygen. I do not request payment, but you're all going to have to stop using it right now.

Wait wait. Shouldn't we be suing this guy who owns the moon for all the deaths of people getting swept out to sea?

>implying she wouldn't be laughed out of court if people refused to pay up

>no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals

so who owns earth?

I'm going to sue her for uneven distribution of the sun causing distress, she can come over here and shovel the snow out of my driveway.

Ahhhh galicia

I can't wait until somebody sues her after getting sunburn.

>>79991648
>>79991519
>>79991275
>>79991212
>>79991203

>My face when, due to the law she claims to know, she can actually be sued for this stuff

>>79991908

I do.

GIB MONI PLS

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>79991908
>implying I didn't declare myself ruler of Earth when I was four

I GOT SKIN CANCER I'M SUING YOUR ASS

>>79991212
this

Also, true story.
At my place of work I was forced to work outside under threat of termination with no protection from the sun, which was previously provided, and received a fairly bad sunburn.
I talked to my brother who is at current a law clerk, and he said that I had a case.
I felt bad because it was just the one douche that did that to me, but I got $20,000 out of the deal and the guy was fired.

You see, I have shitty skin that burns easily, my father has had multiple skin cancer removals and I myself already have some signs of it.

It was pretty much a slam dunk, although going to court was pretty nerve wracking.

>>79991748

>>79991764

Jokes on you I'm a topiary, I take CO2 and distribute free oxygen. I'm the piratebay of air.

What are you going to do about it? The guy who comes in on tuesdays and trims my fronds is like 6 feet tall and strong like bull. If you tip me over he'll wail on you.

Senor, it is time to blot out the sun.

Im confused, does she actual belive ANYONE will acknowledge and pay her?

Im ok with the guy owning the moon, thats kinda a usable land asset, but this is just retarded.
Fucking dumbass spic.

>Taxing starving people in third world countries to end world hunger

Troll physics the live action movie

I'm using the Sun against my will. If she doesn't want people using it then she should take measures to prevent it. If an icecream man went around spraying icecream onto all the children he can't expect them to pay for it.

IM GOING TO SUE HER FOR GIVING ME SKIN CANCER

What a fucking retard. At least I have no use for the sun. I live underground, bitch.

For those calling her a spic, you are aware that Spain and Portugal are in Europe, right?

>>79992419
solar power

brb pirating the sun

People like this are the cancer killing the world.

Also, video games.

no one can be this stupid.

no one.

>>79992682
Are you fucking retarded?
Spain
Espana
hispanic
hispanic is a word used to described people of spanish decent

>>79992682
Indeed. Call her a whore instead because it is what she is.

>looks outside

THE SUN IS GONE! OH MY GOD!
I MUST PAY THIS GREASY SPANIARD FOR MY SUN TO COME BACK!

Someone has claimed ownership of one of the moons of Jupiter or Saturn at some podunk court house in deep east Texas. Legally, it's registered in the record of land ownership.

Doesn't change the fact that the claim won't hold, because some 70 year old clerk didn't pay any attention to/understand the papers they were notarizing.

I remember my professor handed out a copy of the claim in our real-estate law class.

Why does this sound like a plot against Birdman?

Also, why is it that my search for pictures of Birdman turns up pictures of an unsavory-looking black man?

I'm going to start charging people for breathing the oxygen produced by my lawn now.

Pay up.

>implying she wants to charge the average sun consumer for the sun

how about she wants to charge solar power generators to generate power from her sun
thats easily measurable and monetize-able

>>79992761

>Fat, ugly, middle aged woman

I think you underestimate the bounds of stupidity.

>>79992682

your even dumber then the spic who tried to claim the sun.

>>79989779
>I am not stupid
stopped reading there
im not even mad
meanwhile in hurrope
fuck this thread im out of here

Good job Europe. Now the Americans will be using this against you.

IT BEGINS

http://www.dumaguetecity.net/goreduran.html

YOU DUN GOOFED

>>79992880

If she is actually not joking about this, then no matter what she does, she'd be going to jail for the involuntary manslaughter of millions who died of skin cancer.

>My face when she says she's not stupid

>>79992784
The context that the word is typically used for is to insult people of Central American descent, though ("beaners").

I'll lay claim to Mars, and when NASA puts it's equipment on there again, I'll sue them for trespassing.

if it were bigger it'd be much more exploitable

>Duran
>owns the sun
>Duran
>DURAN

Uh oh

>>79993179
Spic, Hispanic.
Whatever.

Now if you called a person from Spain a wetback, then you'd be full retard.

>>79993278
>implying Spain is landlocked

Niggas I call Venus

>>79993333
0/10

>>79993179
True, how many times have you ever heard anyone use "spic" to refer to a white person.

>>79993333

>>79993099

>"It really burns my ass that she believes she can profit from this,"

>>79993333

check out those quads and triples.

godlike.

Let's all sue the fucking shit out of her for all the damages the sun's caused.

Jokes on you lady, I never use the sun!

if she gets rich,then ill pic related

>>79993099
>When asked to comment further on Gore's law suit against her, Duran told I.N.N. reporters,
"I've discussed this with my lawyers and all I can say is that Mr. Gore can take his law suit and stick it where the sun don't shine".

>>79993500
Suing for emotional damages, because the sun bleached the skeleton of my recent murder victim, after I left them out in the desert.

>stand outside for a bit
>get some sunburn
>sue her dumbass
>rinse and repeat whenever i need more cash

mabye ill hit the jackpot and get skin cancer.

>Spanish Woman

why is it always the shitty piss poor countries that do stupid shit like this?

I did get two cancerous moles once from the sun.

TIME TO GET SOME MONEY FOR GIVING ME CANCER YOU BITCH.

She can own the sun.
She doesn't own the massive amounts of radiation that it releases everyday.

hurr i claim ownership of life and im going to charge anyone thats alive right so i can stop world hunger...

FUKKEN DUMB BITCH how the FUCK will somebody pay for something they didnt ask for???? fuck yes i mad

Good thing I never intended to use the sun

is this a joke, or is she just retarded?

I GOT DIBS ON THE MOON

>>79993789
She seems to think she'll actually get away with making money, which leads me to believe she serious.

>inb4 she gets sued for millions due to all the radiation her little glowing ball bombards us with every day

>>79993736
I OWN MY DOG

I DO NOT OWN ALL THE SHIT HE IS SHITTING OUT ON YOUR LAWN

I'm not going to pay, feel free to shut off my access to the sun though.

>my face when you can't

>>79993736

>I can own this gun
>I don't own the bullets that come out of it though

>>79993864
You don't.
Doesn't mean you aren't an ass if you don't clean it up.

Can I sue her when I get skin cancer?

>>79993736

>Implying you can't be sued for damages involving wastes coming from something you own.

I HAD WATER THAT I LEFT OUTSIDE AND IT EVAPORATED
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR THEFT

IM PIRATING THAT SHIT

welp, now i know who to sue for my skin cancer, lady should have put a warning on her star

>>79993898
But you do.
You bought the bullets.