wat

>super mario burlesque

wat

Well why the fuck no.

yes please

Does anyone have that picture?

Looks like there's a show tonight
>brb Chicago

>>75915475

Please sir, may I have some more?

Go...on...

Pics or it didn't happen

If only I lived in Chicago.

what

But 3DPD.


;_;

This sure isn't vidya
>Click image
>My face now

>gorillatango.com

inb4 cease and desist

>BOOBS and GOOMBAS

NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE

SLAP SOME GAME REFERENCE ON IT AND SEE THE PATHETIC GEEKS SWALLOW IT UP

100% SUCCESS GUARANTEED!

Brb, moving to Chicago.

inb4 it's an artsy show about the effect of video games on the populace

i hate the word 'burlesque.' it makes me think of wannabe goth high-school girls who think being a stripper would make them tragic and glamorous.

Boobs and Goombas
>OH FUCK YES

Bitches are unquestionably fugly hambeast munters
>OH HELL NO

Boob-ombs would've been a better title

I'm going next week with a bunch of people. Should be a good time.

>>75915475
WAT

wait.

WAT?

I can't stop laughing.

In b4 C&D

They did it with Samus too.

I for one like this trend. I'm hoping for Jade from Beyond Good and Evil to be next.

I live 45 minutes from where this place is.

Unfortunately I have a family party tonight, Maybe I can go check it out though...

What the hell am I looking at?

>>75915583

>>75915907
>implying I didn't just cum everywhere

>>75915475

Oh shit~! I live in skokie so i gotta get in on this, that's not that far.

>>75915907
Oh god....the nerds will be lined up for miles when they get word of this...

Oh god buying tickets now.

>>75915907

Wait, wait.

This is real.
This is a real thing that people do.

WHY

>>75915907

>>75916038
>>75916036
>>75915981

>>75915921

Do it dude. And take pictures. Or better, a video.

So what, is it a stripper dressed up as princess peach?
and black strippers dressed as goombas?

>>75915907
>Ugly scarred tattooed bitch with belly buldge

Oh god no thank you...

How much does strip cosplay pay? Is it all in tips?

>>75915907
Are you shitting me?

>>75916064

>>75916114

And fin.

>>75915955

Is it just Peach?

Cuz no Daisy, no sale.

>>75916148

Need video of this ASAP.

>>75916114
Why did you censor that?
Post it again with tits.

>>75916238

That's the only version I could find.

>>75916185
>>75916185
>>75916185
>>75916185
And add more vidya princesses.

>>75916114
Somethings... wrong with that tit.

>>75916114
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER TIT?!?!

They need to do this with some final fantasy women..

>>75916148
Her tits are weird and she is kinda fat.

Wait what, for real? Vidya Game Stripper Club?

You know, besides the stripper make up, she makes a pretty decent samus

holy shit

>>75915955
>That Goomba doesn't in any way represent a cock

>>75916148

Zawa Zawa

>>75916304
>>75916315
Gravity

>>75916304
>>75916315
Something is clearly FISHY

>>75916064
>>75916114
>>75916148

What kind of place would agree to host this?

Also, I'm disappointed that the tit censors weren't little Metroid outlines.

Artist is this one:

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=bokuman

Couldn't find his/her page with more galleries, though.

>>75916114
>>75916148
Fucking disgusting

>>75916316

And some Capcom ladies.

I'd be in the front row.

Oh. It's a Nintendo-themed striptease show. Whoop-de-fucking-do.

>>75916114
>generic stripper with saggy as fuck tits
Yeah, no.

>>75916148
>>75916114
>>75916064
>>75915907
3d pig

>>75916114
>>75916148

Tattoos ruin any girl.

that Samus isn't even hot

she's pretty gross

>>75916396
http://bokuman.deviantart.com/

wait, so this is strippers...dressed as vidya characters?

TAKE MY MONEY

>>75916114
on second thought i'll pass.

>>75915907
>>75916064

>>75916388
No. No. Even bending over they aren't supposed to be that thin at the top. Trust me on this.

>>75916346
You're blind.

Requesting ugly bitch, would not fuck picture for this entire thread.

>>75916114
Normal tits don't do that. What the hell is wrong with her tits?!

>>75916422
It's gravity. Boobs do that. You're surely someone who's seen them in real lif-
nevermind

Oh, it's like XKCD-bait.

8 Miles from my house /v/, do I do it? Should I go there representing /v/?

>>75916304
>>75916315
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity

That's why you never see porn pictures of that angle, if they're learning forward they're always pushing their boobs with their arms.

>>75916683
do it

and take pictures

>>75916622
>It's gravity. Boobs do that
No, shit. Still, even if she wasn't leaning over, you can see they're deformed as fuck and would sag near her elbows.

>>75916622
Tits here. They totally don't do that. They're usually wider at the base, so they cling better. She looks like she has water balloons attached to her chest with a ribbon.

>OH WOW IS THIS REAL
>Someone posts Stripper Samus
>Wheres my "She_has_a_space_in_her_teeth_what_a_disgusting_bitch.jpg"

Seriously, guys.

>>75916757

I'm out of town at the moment, if i'm lucky ile be back at the end of the month to catch the last shows on that weekend.

>>75916622
>>75916745
tits that are taken care of don't look like they got sucked dry at that angle
she's probably a stripper with a reputation, so it's no surprise hers are all saggy, probably veiny n shit

requesting vid.

fucking hipsters

>sticky

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>sticky

NOPE.jpg

STICKIED

>sticky

BOOBS AND GOOMBAS.

MY BODY IS NOT READY.

This is a sticky? OH COME ON.

STIKKY

Oh God this is hilarious
inb4 /v/ gets renamed and music starts playing

I'm intrigued...

>sticky

Someone profiting from lonely gamers? Sounds like a good idea.

>no Rosalina cosplay
>not even a daisy one

Why do people always do this? Why the fuck do they always have to do Peach?

lol

>Post samus strip
>It's now a sticky

Well, shit. I'm glad I used the worksafe stuff.

suddenly sticky posting sfw porn

A FUCKING STICKY?!

Imaging in a sticky niggers.

>mfw when I just click on this thread now its sticky

WE STICKY NOW

http://chicago.timeout.com/articles/museums-culture/89659/boobs-and-goombas

mfw they sticky this and not meGAY man

>Sticky

these mods man, lets see how many non-vidya related threads are on hte front page.

>Sticky ugly tat shit.

What.

Burlesque shows are iffy at most.
You've think you've seen horror bros?

Try watching Marget Cho preform in one of those.
My penis was confused. It didn't know if it should break off and run away or should it pay attention.

>mfw when sticky

Dammit mods, this should not be stickied.

I leave for ONE SECOND and this is Stickied?

>mfw

>mfw sticky

Just wow mods, nicedly done.

>sticky

A sticky? Really?

The theater has come a long way.

>Sticky
What the fuck man

ps3nogames

>It's sticky!! What is it? (you will see... oh yes,,, you will see!)

Hee hee

Hipsters.

Mods must be fappin I see.

>>75917008
C'mooooon generic porno music...

>sticky

Hope this doesn't reach Idaho!

oh lord

>mfw I won't be able to go

Why did this get stickied?..

Go sort the fucking board out please, everyone is posting shit today.

inb4 ban, just moderate FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>75917024
Because anybody who actually knows who Rosalina is probably wouldn't want to be a stripper.

>>75916790
Just for you.

roasting in a ricky

THIS SHIT GOT STICKIED

YOU FAGS BETTER BE PLANNING ON VISITING THIS SPECTACULAR SHOW

ah fuck, now people are really going to call me out on my shit. Here's hoping i get back home in time. If they had a metroid themed one before this though odds are ile be able to get the next one.

Come ON pokemon based strip club.

POSTING IN A STICKY OMG

STIKKY POST

I actually like how more shit is getting stickied.

Mods, if you sticky a junkbot thread and add the theme music, you'd be the best people in the entire fucking world.

>fuck, probably wont be around here anywa-
>Chicago

ALLRIGHT FAGGOTS WHO WANTS TO BRO IT UP AND COME WITH ME

>>75915840
"Burlesque" is to strip shows what "graphic novel" is to comic books. A fancy-sounding name that attempts to legitimize lowbrow entertainment.

IN BEFORE /v/ becomes /v/ - Boobs and Goombas

already been done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbEMTLGmgwk

Obligatory post in a sticky

>sticky

STICKY POSTING GO

>Sticky
Why

who cares?

I just noticed the sticky.

SEXY TIEM!!!

>sticky

Oh well, at least it's vidya related I guess?

Illinois fags assemble! Let's go to one of these shows!

Orland Park

>>75917217
FUND IT.

OH EMM GEE A STICKY

>Sticky

INB4 LAWSUIT

WHY WOULD ANYONE STICKY THIS?

90 posts in one minute. Are you serious?

So wheres the theme music to suit this sticky? C'MON MODS, MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC!!!

i think its a hint form the mods that you should all start going outside

Yes, Yes, and yes.

>sticky

SAGING A STICKY

>sticky

Posting in a sticky

>>75916200
So Mario and Luigi are played by females?

>i'mokwiththis.jpg

somehow i doubt this will receive the nintendo officially licensed product seal of approval

>>75917168
Good point. But, they at least need to be a bit more original then Peach.

Oh wow stickayyy

Was refreshing like "Why the fuck is that still at the top"

Suddenly Sticky

>sticky for crackwhore strippers they pick off the street to dress up in the shittiest, half-assed vidya cosplay ever
Come on, if they were attractive and the costumes looked okay, it might be worth a sticky.

POSTING IN A STICKY ABOUT TITS

ITT: We change /v/ title to: /v/ - Boobs and Goombas

Sticky eh?

toasting in a sticky

uh ok.

No dancing pickle?
Dissapoint.

Oh god..

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

>My face when everyone starts posting shit reaction images because 'ZOMG STICKY I BETTER REPLY XD'

what the fuck is this

posting in a sticky

this clearly deserves sticky status

>gorilla tango

inb4 tons of Nintendo porn

>>75917197

Where you at? 847 here, when I get back in town we could set something up.

This thread does not worth a sticky mods you are faggots!!!!

>mfw everyone complaining about the sticky only came into the thread after it was stickied

Oh look, /b/'s here.

>post in thread
>come back
>sticky
>filename

/v/ has the horniest mods ever.

Mother of god!

Oh Peach!

I love Boobs and Goombas.

virgin mod confirmed

The fuck is this?
Peach has some nice chest hams.

sticky

inb4404

>sticky

>>75915475
>Saw this picture at /g/
>Go to /v/
>Holy shit Sticky

Reporting a Sticky for Rule Violation.

Irony Overwhelming

>>75917217
DO IT MODS

Posting in a sticky.

So WHY exactly was this stickied?

RULE 34 AT ITS FINEST

Please mods, go and fucking moderate ...

>>75917385
Yes PLEASE!

shit like this makes me wish i'd live in america

Team Rocket approves of this sticky

We have the worst mods of any board.

Wasn't there a Angry video game nerd parody on mario 2 or 3.

I want to see that. Could somebody link me to it.
Also, HOLY SHIT SITKCY?!

>>75917589

so you could leave?

>my face when sticky

Sticky? With a show like that, I can tell you what's going to be sticky in a few minutes.

If this means more Peach (or Rosalina/Daisy), I say go for it!

If they have a Zelda themed one I'll go.

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING MODERATE.

REMOVE THE STICKY

>mfw this is a sticky and everyone is raging

>sticky

did this get stickied while I was away?

really?

>stickied

One of the mods must be going to this thing, huh.

>>75917385
yes yes YES!
HNNNG I CAME WITH THE FORCE OF 20 SUNS

It's already been done before, it was quite good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxXaD6awCpA&feature=player_embedded

Video VERY related.

James Watt is a enormous faggot, who loves Carl.
There now everyone will see.

Goobs and Boombas

That's.. hot..

>My face when this thread got sticky

Should be a pokemon one.
Not sure what they'd call it though.

Oh Peach you pretentious slut...
What will you think of next?

>Refresh thread.
>All the porn is gone.
>Even the barely porn stuff.

I take it back. Stay classy Mods.

>Boobs and Goombas

>>75916148
Better quality on the costumes than I was expecting
And shut up /v/irgins I doubt you all even know what a real women looks like outside of the internet, her boobs are fine if not delicious.

pic related, mfw I saw

also sticky? lol wut

Posting an image in a sticky.

>>75917748
>Peach
>pretentous

What?

what the fuck ever

Why did this get stickied?

>mod's face

>>75917633
That sounds like a sticky situation.

But seriously your pun was painful to read, never try to make jokes in public.

http://kotaku.com/5249655/video-game-girls-go-burlesque-strip-off-their-varia-suits

POSTING IN A STICKY

>>75917657
ah the "what if Zelda was a girl?" show. why yes they do.

posting in a sticky.

Also, will this burlesque have Rosalina?

>my face when this is stickied right as it was starting to die

This thread's a steaming pile of fail.

>video game strip clubs

Chicago is classy.

>my face when no Daisy

STOP RUINING /v/!

Hmpf.

Wow, /v/ really does have the worst mod.

>this thread

COPYRIGHTED CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Reggie is going to be kicking ass and taking names when he finds out about this. Or he'll just go check out the goomba boobs.

Anyway, this sticky sucks. Terrible mod.

>>75917720
All I have to say is DAT. ASS.

Seriously, how is that still on youtube? anyone have the poster from the original showing?

>sticky

what the fuck
I don't even.

>>75917793
Oh, shut the fuck up.
I wouldn't be surprised if you went out and fucked cat because something on it resembled malformed tits.

>>75917972
mods are not board specific you idiot

Holy crap, posting in a sticky!

Also, lol @ that goomba.

Mmmm.

Boobs on goombas!?
Do want!

Myy faace

http://kotaku.com/5665644/what-do-boobs-and-goombas-have-in-common

You know, I saw this there first, and was going to come over here and make a "You rage, you lose" about it. Looks like the mods here took care of that for me.

>>75917910
>fail

The people who do this stuff should be killed.

>Sticky

Oh Mai Waifu

>>75917846
I don't care if this is viral anymore I am so going

America is catching up to Japan in sexual deviancy. Color me surprised.

Why so slowpoke?

i fucking love stickies

toasting in a stucky

burlesque shows suck.

they just dance around for 5 minutes then show their titties and prance off the stage. they don't even show full nipple most of the time.

AS A PREVIOUS POSTER SAID, /v/-Boobs and Goombas

>>75917720


You sir, are a god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeZdqFa6qE

Surprisingly, noone posted it before.

>>75918021
Don't be too sure of it. Earlier today shit was getting swept off /a/ while /v/ was stuck with 300+ post shit threads.

>>75915907
>attend this event
>Samus starts stripping
>She's a red-head
>...
>Leave.
Seriously, fuck the casting for those things. How hard is it to find a BLONDE?

A BLOOOOOOOONDE?

>>75917966
>saging a sticky

>>75916148
Aww man, bitch was ugly, I'd be so fucking disappointed

> stupid thread that's supposed to be filled with porn gets stickied
> faggots waste images with reaction images
> mfw you wonder why I just did the same.

wow, if i had the fucking money i would fly over there

Brulesque means in Germany live sex on stage!

>Finally, /v/ is back to normal.. no more retarded name, no music, no backgrounds...

>retarded show cashing in on typical /v/ goer

Wouldn't be surprised if the mod had something to do with the show. Viral, much?

Dat goomba has things running in his mind...

>>75917846
That girl third from the right and that guy on the far right have perfect potential for reaction images.

>>75918156
not to nitpick but the original samus (NES Version) WAS a redhead.

>>75917038
...post the non-worksafe stuff.

>>75918302
Was she also Latino?

I guess I'll just repeat what everyone's saying and ask

What the fuck is this shit?

>>75918143
...What?

>>75918356
I would assume not though its not explicitly obvious, though it would be more reasonable to get upset over that then the color of her hair. Fuck

>>75918143
Holy shit my eyes

>>75918143
>Not the original Mario Brothers Theme
SEE? I HAVE A RIGHT TO NITPICK.

toasting in a picky

I JUST WENT TO CHICAGO YESTERDAY WITH SOME FRIENDS.. GOD DAMNIT I'M NOT SPENDING GAS MONEY ON THIS SHIT.

>>75918143
wat

>>75918143
...This isn't it, is it?

Because if so, then wow...

>Super Mario Burlesque
>Perfect thread for Peach porn
>Distinct lack of Peach porn

feelsbadman.jpg

>>75918156
>Implying Blondes aren't shit tier and picking a red-head wasn't a smart choice.

>>75918143
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

Wait, I live in the same planet as Chicago! brb plane tickets

>>75916412
>>75917289
>>75917966
>>75918113
>saging a sticky

<--- SHIT EATING MOD GONNA EAT SHIT
VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT JUST SOME FUCKING EXCUSE FOR SOME UGLY BITCH TO DANCE ON STAGE AND GIVE IT A FRENCH NAME

>>75916304
>>75916315
>>75916325

lol, virgins that don't know what real boobs can look like

FUCKING VIRAL SHIT

DAT MOUSTACHE WIGGLING

That show is 7 hours from now...
I'd watch it if i could...

http://www.chicagostagereview.com/?p=15254
Apparently it's actually good.

Isn't this illegal? Using copyrighted characters in a way that ruins the company's image.

>>75918735
lol
idiot that thinks all boobs are ugly and saggy

how fucking gay

reposting link so people won't waste their money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeZdqFa6qE

>sticky
OH SHIT

>>75918735
>implying all women have disgusting, sagging tits
>doesn't know the difference between a used hooker and a decent looking woman

There is a show like that out here in LA i forgot the name though.

viral

/v/ - Boobs and Goombas

MAKE IT HAPPEN

How does calling it a french name and using videogame characters make it anything more than two overweight fat bitches conning people out of their money?

>>75918143
What the fuck did I just watch.

Guys, I hope you notice that video was part of rehearsal. So they might expose everything in the real show.

>>75918929
THAT
WAS
FUCKING
HORRIBLE

>>75915907
>>75915907
>implying a Chloe vs Elana "fight" wouldn't be the greatest shit ever

>>75919021
"Boobs and Goombas" pretty much sums up the entirety of /v/ perfectly.

This is the lousiest strippers convention I've ever seen if only because they used Peach, the shittest, cancerous plot device in video game history instead of actual GOOD characters to cosplay like any other nintendo women (samus, zelda, daisy, rosey, etc)

Oh mods, you so crazy.

Never change.

First day buy.

you can make a lot of money preying on ronery fat nerds

>>75918929
Good lord

>>75918929
THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>75918143
inb4 some faggot pops in saying it was art

>>75918969
>lol her boobies got played with so much they changed into those disgusting saggy milkbags she has now. Fucking disgusting WHORE.

_██_
(ಠ_ృ)

Nintendo won't like this shit one bit once they find out about it. They sent a goddamn cease and desist to some Suicide Girl for even MENTIONING that she likes Nintendo.

>>75919140
its a youtube video i hope you weren't expecting more than just goombas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeZdqFa6qE

here's the link to watch..

reported to nintendo, closing down these bitches

>>75918929
wait

The mario one was a girl?

What the fuck

>>75919174
How is Daisy any better than Peach?

>>75919140
>implying the problem is the fact that there weren't tits and not whatever the fuck else was going on in that rehearsal

>4 "hot" goombas appear on-stage in their bras
>Only pay attention to the one second from the left
Jesus christ, if you're going to market something as "BOOBS AND GOOMBAS", you might want to put some boobs in.

So in that video, were the Goombas female, or men with sports bras on? Couldn't tell.

Hey guys, I heard there's a sticky here so I thought about bringing some doubles

Thumbs up if you think this fucking show is retarded.

I'd fuck Luigi, for the record.

Mario's seems like she's phoning it in and generally doesn't know what she's doing, though.

I hope Nintendo drops a lawsuit on these guys. No innovation
No Rosalina/Daisy
No buy
Shitty Peach

All the factors to make a disaster.

>>75919140
>So they might expose everything in the real show.
Guess what, I can go do tnaflix right now and see videos of girls EXPOSING EVERYTHING and getting cummed inside. Why I want to watch a bunch of stupid bitches trying to "walk like goombas" I will never know.

FUCK ANYONE WHO TRIES TO GET MONEY OUT OF ME BY EXPLOITING VIDEOGAMES OR THE FACT THAT I AM A LITTLE SOCIALLY AWKWARD.

>>75919270
Did they send a C&D to that porn actor for dressing up as Mario?

VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT VIRAL SHIT

>>75919459
You're one angry dude.

your're mom got fucked by a nigger

How could you go to this and NOT feel embarrassed as fuck? Not just for yourself, but for the cunts on-stage? "Oh yeah look at all those average/below-average woman dancing around in mario outfits slowly taking off their clothes and trying to give me a chubby. I sure hope they succeed so that the heavily-breathing nerd next to me can see how horny I am!"

>>75919459
>a little