Get out of the kitchen and let me fuck you bitch

I'd hit it.

>>73080380
sandwich...or IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Bout time, didnt want to have to Falcon Punch you again.

Take the computer out of there and we're ok

Who the fuck told you that you were allowed out of bed yet bitch. I was just taking a smoke break.

CRITICAL AMOUNTS OF HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG

How could I ever be angry with you?

You're the best.

As long as you draw me a heart in the coffee froth.

>>73080478
This...

>>73080380
Cutest thing that could be in the real world.
Where is this!?

>>73080380

wait, are you samus or nova?

>>73080421

What sort of sandwich would you like?

I've been practicing! ^__^;;

>SamusWaifu2.jpg

POST THE OTHER ONE

>what has other M done!?

commence dump, op

also... sauce?

HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGG

I love video games.

>>73080725
OP is posting OC
I'm the guy who took the photos.. we both go to /v/

>>73080672
>glove is separate to the rest of the suit

Don't care anymore. Bye, lady.

>>73080672
An ass sammich

>>73080380

>>73080380
>>73080672

I WOULD FUCK YOU UNTIL MY DICK FALLS OFF

of old age as we'll have had a paceful and happy life together.

>>73080807
More like, dat flat ass

>>73080893
That photo is a year old
behold
new ass

>>73080672
Cheese and tomato please.

>>73080380
>>73080380
>>73080380
>>73080380


cmon OP
I'm waiting for more

>>73080926

GLORIOUS

>>73080926

op has abandoned us

>>73080893

You're a meany! ><;;;;;

>Waifu thread
>Manly beetle thread
>/x/thread
so much vidya, I'm just going to fap instead.

I don't even care if this turns out to be a trap.

You are adorable.

>>73081149

>Samus as Maid
HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

If other m hadn't happened she would be showing pictures of her kicking some guys ass and practically raping him.

Now all we get is terrible food.

>>73081251
Just a run of the mill, terrible whore.

>>73081149
I'm so sorry!

Chicken and lettuce please? :3

>>73081251
>>73081298

>>73081391

This thread confuses me

>>73081298

dude, can you post that full comic? /r/ has failed me for the last time again.

>>73081251

....A-are my cookies really that bad? ;_;

>>73081494

they are fine, i shall eat one.

>>73081494
God I'm becoming straight because of you.

>>73081494
Absolutely. After all you are the lowest of the low.

If any of you are experiencing some kind of force pushing you from your seat that is the gravitational pull of my current erection.

>>73081494
Less vanilla extract

And are taking these as we speak?

Because you're taking forever to post.

>>73081487
A BLOO BLOO BLOO

>>73081494
I'll bake your cookie, baby

>>73081536

I think it might be a trap

>>73081551
Luckily the gravitation force of my own erection is keeping me here then.

>/v/, despite all its posturing, is always a sucker for a pretty girl
>my face when I am no exception to this gorgeous cosplayer

>>73081588
EVEN BETTER

That's great. Now, kneel make a doughnut with those pretty little lips of yours.

!!!

>>73081588
I honestly do not care at this moment.

>Attention whore used Waifu Cosplay on /v/irgins
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
>Attention whore Ego level increased by 100 !

>>73081712
Sure is jealous cow from /cgl/

>>73080807
Oh mai gah

>>73081588
Hi! You must be new here.

That doesn't matter. In fact, it turns me on more.

>>73081712
Jealous femanon detected.

>>73081582

thanks bro, A BLOO BLOO BLOO

>>73080926
I would eat breakfast off of that.

>>73081749
Lol nope.

I'm a guy and from /v/. The only thing is that I don't like blondes, so I'm not hypnotised like the rest of the /v/irgins.

Please be a trap. Please, please, please, please, please

>>73081809

we aren't hypnotized, we are just trying to get more ffs, now shut up.

>>73081712

You're doing the exact smae thing with your greentext story

>>73081809
I don't like blonds normally, mostly when they're tanned and look like whores.
This one looks alright.

>>73081588

Are you saying I look like a man? >_<;;

>Will you please stop being angry with me?
Don't worry, they just haters gonna hate.
Other M was fantastic.

>>73081916
You kinda do

>>73081844
>we aren't hypnotized

Ya right. When an average girl posts , "ATTENTION WHORE ATTENTION WHORE" but when a pretty girl posts a cosplay of your waifu , you're all like this >>73081233
>>73080889
>>73080616

I've got nothing against her , just pointing out how /v/ is a hypocrite.

>>73081916
I wish

>>73080380
D'aaww and HNNNNGG all at once.

>>73080380
Sweet mother of mercy.

A trap Samus? In the zero suit?

I just came fifty times.

>>73081950
A man that i would plow hard

>>73081916
Actually you look like Michael Cera.

>>73081588
>>73081827
I hope it IS a trap.

>>73081954

>>73081866
>anonymous
>no image
>attention whoring


Haha , it seems that these threads attract the most retarded parts of /v/.

>>73081954
/v/ is one person

>>73081984
afdsasdasadsfsdadasfsfasda

She isn't blonde. Its a wig, genius.

Also
>sweetjesuslookatherbooty.jpg

>>73081991
I don't see it, but if you do, you must have Micheal Cera on the mind and want his cock.

OP, please grow a dick. Thank you.

Shoulders aren't manly enough to be a trap

>>73082040

>>73082037
The masses which represent /v/ act hypocritical , therefore it's logical to assume that "/v/ is a hypocrite".
>>73082044
Yeah , a blonde wig. That's why I'm not attracted to her.

GET OUTTA HERE DEADPOOL!

We don't want any of your crazy today.

>>73082106
deadpool attacked by ants.jpg

>>73082025

And these retarded parts come from you actually, your first post was a "guaranteed replies" one. Now you're going on spending time in a thread you don't like, how is that not retarded?

>>73082163
no

>>73081916
A very cute, sexy man :)

requesting pic of OP's girl without the wig

>>73082183
>your first post was a "guaranteed replies" one

It was ? I honestly didn't expect to get so many replies.

I actually didn't expect to get any reply at all. Also , I never said that I "dislike" the thread.

Captcha : Ace McDonald
lolwut ?

>>73082161
derp

this really is all i can muster to answer that. It's so fucking stupid.

Actually arguing that /v/ can be considered a single entity jesus.

A smart man would say 'The people i'm disagreeing with are hypocrites'. Not, 'everyone in the same room as the people who disagree with me are hypocrites'. Obviously you are not a clever man. Ever gotten lost on the seventh plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?

clichés broseat

nice captcha

>>73082163
HUEHAEHUEHAEHUEHAEHUEHAE

>>73082070
>>73081996
>>73081984
>>73081965
>>73081955

Why does /v/-sama want me to be a man? 3:

>>73082362
Because /v/ can never be comfortable around a woman

>>73080926
dat ass.

A finer ass I've yet to see

evolution has reached its goal

>>73082362
Your glove is dirty

>>73082362
suddenly SamusWa.jpg

>>73082362
/v/ is gay.

Its alright baby, I just want to hold you in my arms, caress your soft, perky breasts, and then slide my cock into your wet, tight pussy.

Is that OK with Adam?

>>73082356

I love adorable cosplay.

>>73082362
I want you to be yourself. Nothing worse than a bitch who tries to be something she not.

>>73082437
fffffffffaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

>>73082362
Well, I'd show you some lovin even if you were female. no worries.

>>73082362
Green yes are very cute, nice cosplay.

>>73082454
>>73082454
like when you pretend to be a player on the internet?

>>73082323
Oh boy , here we go again.

I meant "/v/ is a hypocrite" the same way people say "/v/ is gay" or "/v/ doesn't like videogames". Of course I do not consider /v/ to be a single entity , Jesus Christ.

Protip : You're close minded. I bet when someone says a joke , you explain it and tell them about how it's not possible.

>>73082483
Shit's on like Donkey Kong

>no timestamps
>/v/ flipping out over some female in a wig and blue bodysuit who appears airbrushed
>NOW WITH 100% MORE RANDOM "I'M THE GIRL IN OP PIC, AREN'T I KAWAII SUGOI ~uguu?"

Realy /v/ I expect bett...who am I kidding, this is EXACTLY what I expect out of you basement dwelling idiots.

>>73082483
ggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffffffffffffff

>>73082529
We know its not actually, OP. Holy shit, you need to calm down. You act surprised? How new are you?

I want to marry her
sadfrog.jpg

>>73082529
Yeah man , it's like they've never seen a pretty girl before.

Oh wait.

>>73082565
>>73082529
OP is actually the ones posting the photos
I know this for a fact

fail

>>73082386
Oh really now?

>>73082427

I-I don't know...

I'm still waiting for him to authorise my Varia suit so I can take my cake out of the oven :>

>>73082506
>Say something stupid
>Someone calls you out on it
>Try to argue that it's not stupid
>Person explains why it's fucking stupid
>DUDE IT WAS JOKE WHY U GOTTA BE LIKE DAT MANG

.

>mfw she is all I want in life
>but will never find

>>73082362
No clue. I don't mind you a girl, at least.

Then again, I liked Other M.

>>73082529

holy shit its like its really your first time on the internets.

Welcome to Video Games! Can I take your order?

is it just me or is that suit really fucking bright?

No ass, and no tits.
Decent face.

>>73082616

You're being truthful about the cake right?

I hate when people make false claims about pastries.

>>73082616
...what is the cake doing in the oven?

that is no place for a cake

>>73082685
XDDDD HERESY

LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Can we post Comissar's pics too?

>>73082591
We haven't. Not one that browses /v/, anyway. Pretty traps are a different matter.

>>73082685
A successful SWTOR that doesn't die after 10 posts please

>>73082646
Sorry man , I can't argue with someone so dense.

Re-read my posts. If you understood , then good. If you didn't , then you really need to take a walk outside.

Here , have another dog picture in return.
Also ,
>implying I said that it's a joke

>>73080565

>>73082611
definitely a dat ass. I'd prefer a standing shot though.

Looking at them side by side...
I think I prefer the cute little samus butt

The things I would do to that girl...

I'd take her out to dinner and a movie and generally give her the best damn night of good, clean fun she's ever had

Would you marry me, /v/?

>>73082758
>I can't argue

Should have left it there bro

I don't have anymore dog pictures except this one which isn't very good.

>>73082753
Well we don't have that on our menu.

Let's take a look at it.

Hmmm. It seems we don't have anything on the menu that is related to video games at all. Would you like a pile of shit Samus thread instead?

>>73082608
Well, it would stand to reason the OP is posting the photos. They appear to be OC to me.

My problem lies in the "AREN'T I SO CUTE AND ADORABLE, YOU LOVE ME /v/, DON'T YOU… SUGOI ~uguu" pretend time bullshit going on in the posts.

If the female pictured there was actually the poster, she'd be more than willing to at least grace us with a timestamped photo. I'd even forego the usual "tits or gtfo" edict for confirmation.

>>73082611
Goddamn that's one gross ass
My brain imagined the smell of ass when I opened that

>>73082794
Forget her, you should take me out instead :3

>>73082820
>>73082820

>>73082838
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


HERESY PURGE LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>73082731
Actually, that kind of thing is fairly common outside of Germany.

>>73082356
>>73082437
>>73082483
>>73082519

>>73082685
Samus is video games, summerfag.

>>73082864
Only if you are female.

Or a damned good trap.

>>73082876
I've never even been to germany

what barbaric land do you live in?

>>73082794
>and a movie

Yeah, lets just sit there for a hour and a half and stare on a screen not talking to each other.

>>73082838

Are you jealous of Samus-san? ~_^

ITT:People which are responsible for the demise of the Metroid franchise.

Also,OP,stop ruining Samus, Nintendo's staff can do it themselves.

>>73082974
He is because he's a horrible trap who ends up looking like a 14 year old boy and roleplays a shitty board game.

>>73082989
3D is always terrible

2D is where it's at

>>73082905
Samus is vidya related.

Attention whoring roleplay isn't.

>>73082982

Nice sage.

OP post more of her ass.

>>73082969
Protip: When you go to a movie with a lady, you're not ACTUALLY going for the movie. Sitting there in silence is you doing it wrong.

>>73082982
Nice sage.

>>73083040
>Attention whoring roleplay isn't videogames
lolwat

do you even play multiplayer?

First Sonic, now Metroid's being murdered by gay weaboos.

>>73082483
>>73082437
>>73082356
>>73082163
>>73082106
>>73082040
>>73081984
>>73081950

AW FUCK GOD DAMNIT /V/
YOU MAKE ME LOL TOO HARD
CAN'T D'AWWWW TO THE GODNESS OF CUTE AND SEX
FUCK

>>73080380
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>attention whore thread
>no sage ,no complaints
>/v/-video games

Why /v/ , why ? I thought that we could finally have a nice board where we can discuss videogames. I thought that you were mature enough to handle this thread.

WHY

>>73083069
Do you mean, like, make funny observations throughout?

Or kissing?

Guess which I do...

>>73082974

Who couldn't be jealous of you, you incarnation of cute awesomenes

>>73083009
Commissar is a trap? I'm going to need some pics of this

>>73083131

Sorry bro, it's just pic related

>>73083131

I'm not attention whoring, I'm just acting like Sakamoto-san told me I should from now on :3

>>73083131
>he thinks samus isn't vidya
>he thinks sage does anything
>have you seen her cute little ass, tits and face?
>confusedanon.PNG

>>73083131
Fuck you, so what if this attention whore thread? This is awesome

>>73083178

Protip: feel her up, movies is for legal sexual assault.

>>73083178
Both, maybe a little conversation here or there.

Thing is, your funny observations actually need to be funny to her as well.

Tits, or GTFO.
And take your distinctly average game with you

>>73083233
Do you even read what you write ? That's like saying.
>I didn't kill him. I just shooted him because Sakamoto-san told me to. It's not my fault. I didn't do anything.

>>73083326
she laughs...

but its probably pity laugh...

>>73083369
>I take everything too seriously, I play mature games for mature kids such as my 12 year old self.

G-get out of the kitchen!

>>73083285
Samus IS vidya. She isn't Samus. She is cosplaying.

Do you want me to point out to the cosplaying board ?
>have you seen her cute little ass, tits and face?

I've seen better on random girls walking on the streets . This doesn't mean that I act like I've never seen a cute girl in my life and throw myself to her legs.

>>73083233

touche

>>73083382
>/v/ - Interpersonal Relationships

No, but seriously, I can't help. If it's not coming naturally, change things until it is. Suffice to say that going to see a movie with someone is nice.

Why the hell do you guys act like you've been sexually deprived your whole lives ?

>>73083524

you answered your own question there pal

>>73083524
Because not everyone is lucky enough to just stumble on a sexy cute trap in desperate need of a master?

Dat hair.
Why is dat hair so attractive?

this girl looks like Michael Cera had a wig v_v

>>73083524

OBVIOUS BLOX

>>73083524
>act

Look at the URL, friend.

>>73083609
She is not a sexy cute trap in desperate need of a master.

She is a cosplaying attention whore.

>>73083681
I think I speak for /v/ when I say:

I'd still fuck her, regardless.

Sup , OP.

>>73083233

>This thread

/v/ is such a meany. Maybe I should just go :3

>>73083944
Baibai Samus-chan 3:

>>73083944

oh lawdy,

inb4 over9000 begs to stay.

>>73083944
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

>>73083944

http://mewtwo2222.deviantart.com/gallery/#Cosplay

>>73083944
inb4 she whips out "her" cock and its bigger than mine. fuck my life

>>73083944
Oh god , this post screams " BEG ME TO STAY , BEG ME TO STAY AND FEED MY EGO"

>>73083944
maybe you should get back to the k-

well, shit

You bitch, where is my ridley sandvich?

>>73083944
AND EVERYTHING OF VALUE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WAS LOST

I'll miss the ever loving shit out of you.
I'm going to make sweet, tender love to you. I'm going to make you orgasm just by tendering your silk-soft skin.

>>73084013

i raged 10/10

>>73083944

Yes, fuck off, whore.

Also, she is not "Samus-chan". She has not displayed tits, vagoo, or done anything but tease a bunch of neckbeards.
Also: SHE PROBABLY HAS A PENIS.

>>73084088
Fucking creepy.

Good thing you're too afraid of talking to girls. I wouldn't want someone like you near me.

>>73083944

You are not authorized to leave this thread lady.

>>73084136
>Yes, fuck off, whore.
Not very gentlemanlike.

>>73084144
>I wouldn't want someone like you near me.
But you would never know if I was near you.
For all you would know, I'd be standing behind you.
Right now.

You are such a faggot

>>73084144

>>73084193
Did you not know ?

Every gentleman has a beast inside him.

>>73084088
>>73084144

>Typical PCfag.txt

>>73084228

now you creeped me out as well, god damn it.

>>73084228
>For all you would know, I'd be standing behind you.
Right now.

Pfhaha , wait , you're serious ? Let me laugh harder then.
>>73084247
What does this have to do with what I said ?

hayley from Australia.......her face and body with an Australian accent = super jizz

Normally threads like this piss me off.

But I'm OK with this one.

Also traps are gay

>>73084255
>Every gentleman has a beast inside him.
Is there any way you could possible have made that sound gayer?

Samus! You are now authorized too show tits and vagoo.This is required to keep posting in this thread.

Any objections lady?

>>73084315
I will fuck the shit out of you
Literally

>>73084374
>Also traps are gay
But fucking them isn't :D

HNNNNNGHGHGH

>Current Residence: Sydney

Let the stalking at cons commence.

>>73084436I
Ok, it's not gay unless balls touch, I'll give you that.

Well /v/, its been fun, but now Adam is dead, and I have to go and become badass again in time for Fusion.

See you next mission!

Oh /v/, you reminded me how lonely and desperate people can be. Thank you.

This thread made me lol, but whoever OP is posting does do a good job cos-playing Samus. Good job.

Hypothesis: anything will look good cosplaying as Samus.

>>73084547

Just make sure Sakamoto isn't anywhere near it and i will be there for the Next Mission.

>>73084547
Careful not to fuck your ankles up with those heels!

>>73084505

Jesus Christ
Archive this shit

>>73084608

eh

>>73082974

holy shit dat fuckin' contrast.

look at apron then look at it's reflection.

>>73084088
> then she takes the wig off
> GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK

GOD DAMN! MORE!

>>73081954
>/v/ is a hypocrite
>a heterogeneous mass is a hypocrite

she looks like a boy with a wig

>>73084547

oh lol, did you go to supanova this year as samus again?
did you even went this year?

all of you /v/ faggots disgust me

You know, nothing about this cosplay really catches my eye. It's just a Zero Suit cosplay. The only Samus cosplay I consider good, was that one European girl who had an actual Samus Suit.

This is just... attention whore, to be honest. If it was pictures from some con it'd be different.

>>73084860

>>73084860

HOW CAN THERE BE TWO OF HER IN THAT ROOM?

You guys know she is a well known stickcam attention whore right? There used to be a dedicated thread to her on anonib awhile ago. She doesn't go nude but she flashes the occasional nipple.

>>73085013

fucking mirrors how do they work?

>>73084871

Yeah I went to Supanova this year, but not cosplaying Samus. These pictures are coming from last weekend's Animania.

Also the purpose wasn't attention whoring (DERP inb4 trolling), I was just being a bit silly and enjoying poking fun at my fandom. TBH though I enjoyed Other M, Samus kinda disappointed me. I suppose this is my retaliation. I really hope they'll take her character development into account and make her into the badass she should be in Metroid 5.

>>73084908

0 suit samus is indeed easy modo

>>73085072
>Also the purpose wasn't attention whoring (DERP inb4 trolling), I was just being a bit silly and enjoying poking fun at my fandom
>wasn't attention whoring

Of course it wasn't. We believe you.

Why wouldn't we ?

>>73081391
>>73082163
>>73082356

filenames.wat

>>73085072

holy shit, no i don't wanna respect you, aw fuck too late.

>>73084547
If you had played Metroid Fusion you would know Adam was going to die BEFORE playing other M.
I don't understand why it came as a shock for most people... oh right it's /v/.

>>73084807

Its not that hard faggot.

http://mewtwo2222.deviantart.com/gallery/

OP , I hope you're not playing games, because if you do , I've lost all my respect and hope for girls who play games.

>>73085043
> You guys know she is a well known stickcam attention whore right? There used to be a dedicated thread to her on anonib awhile ago. She doesn't go nude but she flashes the occasional nipple.

this is completely made up

>>73085072

ahh i see, i didn't go this year to supanova, though i remember you so clearly at the last one, surprised you didn't went for the cosplay competition in supanova.

>>73085165
Believe what you want. Tbh though I kinda wanted more LOL responses than HNNNG.

>>73085222
Yeah cause I just found out that Adam died whilst I was on a thread on /v/. Of course. And of course, I've never EVER played a Metroid game in my life, because I cosplayed Zero Suit and not the full suit, amiright?

fix'd

>>73085325

I did actually, did a terrible skit with a few people who really creeped me out. Only reason I didn't pull out of the cosplay competition was because I was being featured by some vidya show for being the first sydney video game cosplayer to reply to their email. I'm glad it wasn't memorable.

>>73085408
I lold

>>73085408
Fukken lol'd

>>73085408

>>73085408

lol so mean D:

still laughed though

>>73085408

>>73085408
I LOVE YOU

>>73085408
so mean but i fucking lold so hard

>>73085527
>>73085571
>so mean

What the fuck ? Are you guys children or what ? Is this your first time on the internet ?

>>73085408
fapfapfap

>>73085527
>>73085571
>so mean

I wonder how will you react if someone shoops lots of cum on her face and dicks everywhere.

from manifest

>>73085442

ahahah wow, guess that's the last time you'll be doing that?

anyways, im off, work 2mrw, fuck,
catch ya some time next supanova maybe lol,

>>73085625

OMG YOURE SO MEAN

>>73085625

So mean

>>73085657

The pics are just begging for it as well