DId they film this entire shit in slow-mo or something?

haters gonna hate

>>72932701
best movie in years

>Resident Evil
>Psychic super science metahuman runs around shooting stuff
>sometimes there are zombies
>sometimes someone actually from the game shows up to remind you that you are watching a Resident Evil movie

fuck this series good god

I wanna see it, I know it won't be that good, but i wanna see it

You guys are all mad. This movie was neat.

There really was no point to make another Resident Evil movie, there were like millions and millions of Alices, its fucking over, the end.

>>72932701
I mad.

video game movie in name only is what that is.

the re GAMES were the shit summer action films are made of. why change them!

I'll probably just Pay a good price to see this movie in the cinema. I'm fucking sick of how Alice isn't getting enough screen time.

i liked. i liked it hard.

>Watch the first 2 Resident Evil movies years ago
>Thought they were both fucking terrible
>Barely had anything to do with the games and Alice is a damn mary sue-like character
>find out the movie was originally going to be done by George A Romero, king of zombie movies
>find his script online
>Other than a few minor changes (like Chris not being a part of STARS, he just lives near the mansion and meets them there) it's a fucking spot on movie adaptation
>He even had his secretary play through the game and record her playthrough so he could use it as a reference
>Capcom shot down his pitch because it wasn't a perfect adaptation so "they didn't think fans would like the changes and thought newcomers wouldn't be able to follow it"

>didn't think fans would like the barely arguable changes
>the movie series is now about a girl with super powers that has never appeared in any game reenacting Mad Max, but with zombies
>my face

>he thinks i will watch other resident evil movie after they turn nemesis into a fucking faggot machine with emotions
no

> Be bored
> End up watching this film
> It's actually not bad

No, seriously, it's not the best film in the world, but can't say I regret paying to watch it.

ok, the plot is bad. always. but who watches these for the plot? is the RE games plot any good? NO.

The 3D is pretty damn good. better than Avatar. No Super animu power from Alice, Action survival is back. Weskers fight against Chris and Claire was the best part of the film. and dat ass in the end.

5/10 for me.

>>72933975
w-what!?!
WHAT!?!?!

FUCKING CAPCOM

>>72933975
>reenacting mad max but with zombies

what movie is this? I would like to see this.

There are zombies sometimes, an evil company and a deus ex mechina virus. I just described like 90% of all zombie movies ever. There's no reason to tack RE onto it in order to get more sales.

>>72933975
Thank fucking god, im not alone now.
Its like you and me are sharing this dream...and the nightmare is everyone around us watches and likes this shit.

>>72934540
find it , i actualy read half the script and was good
need to clean my cds and organize that stuff , otherwise i would upload it for you

>>72934600
> There are zombies sometimes, an evil company and a deus ex mechina virus

And they say it's not faithful to the games...

>>72933975

You best be fucking joking. This can't have happened...

>>72934680
I freaking love Stargate-SG1

>>72934797
Yes and no, the super powers got dealt with in the first 30 seconds of Afterlife

good 3d movie
bad movie

Only the first Resident Evil movie was made with game fans in mind. The other subsequent movies are just the movie studio pandering to action movie fans. Most of the people I know that have seen this movie don't even play video games.

>be a fan of action schlock
>ignore the fact that it's a resident evil movie
>watch the movies
>my face

Best out of all the Resident Evil movies.

But that isn't saying much.

3D FIGHT SCENES: THE MOVIE: 3D

I thought it was decent, but I didn't feel as if it really was a Resident Evil film. Kind of like how the third Banjo Kazooie game was good, but didn't really fit into the series.

I mad, I jelly. I can't deal with it.

Fuck these movies, I guarantee that all the casual action bullshit from RE4 and 5 was because of this mary sue infested, putrid mess of a movie series.

It was the best one of the series when it comes to Video game - movie.
That said
>Wesker was in it for like 10 minutes total the end fight was a joke
>"Axeman" as the movie named him was in it for about 5 minutes
>The ending was stupid, Jill Valentine is somehow a major leader for Umbrella now, where as the game she was just a servant of wesker
>Zombies were in it for maybe 20 minutes
>Half the movie was meant for jacking off to Milla Jovovich in 3D
>The pacing was horrible
>It was never answered as to how the zombies turned into Las plagues
>Wentworth Miller actually made a good chris

5/10 movie was okay

>>72934797
but it did

>>72934902
>Head to Wikipedia to see if this is true.
>Second sentence of the synopsis:
>"All the clones are killed in an explosion as Wesker escapes in an aircraft."

...I don't think I've ever laughed this hard.

>>72935075

>I guarantee that all the casual action bullshit from RE4 and 5 was because of this mary sue infested, putrid mess of a movie series.

Don't give the movies that much credit, that shit happened all by itself.

I can't watch these movies without thinking of fucking MILK DUDS whenever Chokeabitch is on screen, it's horrible. Is the Jill from the 2nd movie at least in here? She was the only decent TnA this series had going for it.

>>72935227
>It was never answered as to how the zombies turned into Las plagues

By the way that nobody evens mentions it, it seems to be implied that mutations aren't that infrequent.

...or it's just bad writing, but I prefer my version.

Im not a massive foller of this series but i watch afterlife and the T-virus gives you the ability to make a massive shockwave??

>>72935040
or how RE4 or RE5 aren't resident evil games

>>72935323
I'll be honest, whilst they did need to deal with the clone/super powers problem the previous film brought up, it just felt far too sudden.

>>72935524

Resident Evil Extinction summed up in one picture

>>72935387
>First Resident Evil Movie has SUPER KUNG FU LASER DODGING
>Resident Evil movies SUPER SUCCESSFUL
>Capcom: hmmm, we have all these people who don't play videogames but love the RE movies
>RE 4: SUPER KUNG FU LASER DODGING

Yeah, I call Bullshit! It's what happens when video game companies cave in and design their games for hipster faggots who listen to evanescence and watch the underworld movies.

Milla Jovovich in 3D? Fuck the script or theme, I'll take 20.

>>72934831

>>72935524
Only if you're the heroine or a villain.

Jill looked horrible in the end of this movie.

>>72935689
People are naturally hardwired to search for patterns, even when there really isn't a connection at all. The movies had little if any impact on the games.

>>72935831

You're telling me the fact that the Resident Evil Movies being a smash hit in japan had no influence on the development of RE4? Especially when they already had an alpha build of a traditional RE 4 game almost completed?

>>72935831
So it's just a coincidence that Resident Evil, having never ever had lasers before, had a scene in 4 that looked, part for part, exactly like the scene in the first movie?

silly gaijin this movie is about resident evil not glorious biohazard

You guys are aware that if the main was from the series various fanboys of the others would shit themselves right?

>>72934157

I don't blame you, that helicopter wouldn't have done shit to the Nemisis I know and love.

>>72935583

Feel the same way.

>Movie starts
>"Hey weren't there clones or some sh-"
>LOLEXPLOSION PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WRITER BASHING HIS HEAD THROUGH THE WALL TO ESCAPE THE CORNER HE'S WRITTEN HIMSELF INTO
>"Oh"

>Wentworth Miller actually made a good chris

>>72933975
>>72934540
>>72934743

http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/resident_evil_romero.html

There ya go. Saves one anon from digging, and allows the other anon to read, weep, and then rage like the FOTNS.

>>72935706
So wait it happens in the games aswell?
I never played them and i got bored of RE5. But i always assumed it never got that far fetched.

>>72935946

Maybe you and I saw different builds, but the build I saw for RE4 had devil dolls(no shit) and a ghost leap out of a painting.

...That's traditional RE?

me and my friends are gonna check this out, but we're almost certain nothing's gonna top Machete