>over 20 lbs of pussy and ass

is that angelina jolie?

those beef curtains look fucking disgusting

I had one of these kind of things before, I think it was a Chasey Lain one. Shit got gross after a while. Also you feel even more pathetic than usual.

>ass
>AND pussy

What a deal!

do they make it in little girl

fucking sold.

>INCLUDES LIFELIKE FANTAFLESH ASS-VAGINA
>ASS-VAGINA

>EXTREME

>includes Ass-Vagina
wat

made just for /v/ members
dat personality

>Ass-Vagina

THis reminds me of the pussy armpit meme from awhile ago.

>brother had something like that about 5 years ago
>gets fucking told my parents
>keep spare vagina part
>fuck it everyday
>parents find out
>gets fucking told my parents

ahh good times

>Lifelike Fantaflesh
>Ass-Vagina
I can't stop laughing.

>>72522888

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

That's a fake box i can tell by the pixels

>I came in my ass pussy

>MEGA MASTURBATOR

Who is the pornstar?

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

>>72523162
cassia riley, softcore only I think

idk id I spelled the name right but should be ok

>>72523112
Why does that bird look so angry? He should feel happy that he came in such a high quality ass-vagina

20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>Fuck me Silly
>Extreme

OP you...

holy shit over 20 pounds of pussy and ass?

>MEGA MASTURBATOR
This is why men's masturbation aids are so frowned upon compared to women's

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72522888

>gets fucking told my parents

I don't know what's going on anymore

Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass. I'd get it, but where in my room could I hide it?

my dick feels good when i rub it

>ass-vagina

>>72523516
How about under your 400lbs of ass thats already there?

>>72522376
is it available in kids size?

>>72523588
wow

Thanks /v/, you made me laugh my ass-vagina off.

Wait a minute here, so I get an ass AND pussy ? Not only that it's 20lbs ?

>I'll take 10

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

>Over 20 lbs. of pussy and ass

I'll take 20. Good thing too, my old model is only 10 lbs. of pussy and ass.

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72523838
>reaction obama wife

>>Age 8
>>My cousin locks me in his closet while I'm looking for one of his toys
>>He pushes a turd through the slits of the door while he sings "do you know the muffin man"
>>I keep yelling for him to let me out
>>My aunt comes in the room and lets me out and acts like nothing strange has occured even though there's shit all over the door

post more and archive this shit because i almost choked myself laughing at this. thanks /v/ for almost killing me

>>72523889
That was in another thread you faggot
Come up with something original

>>72523914

>>72523889

OH DEAR GOD WHAT

>nigger had something like that about 5 years ago
>gets fucking told my nigger
>keep spare nigger part
>fuck nigger everyday
>parents find nigger
>gets fucking told my nigger

holy shit it's real you guys

http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail-3.php?Full_Number=RD174-00

>>72524050
>>>/b/

>>72523753
look at the price before you make that decision

>>72523889
fuckin lol

>this thread

Just what I need. Portable ass.

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

>>72522376
Where can I buy this OP?

>Buy a sex toy
>Use it a few times
>Wonder why the fuck I wasted $60 on a fleshlight when I only use it once every 3 months
Then again I guess it has to do with the cleanup & that my room is fucking rooms away from the bathroom, it's like I'm running a gauntlet trying to hide the goddamn thing while people are popping out of doors.

>>72523838
>reaction obama wife

>>72522717
>Ass-Vagina

>>72522549
>Also you feel even more pathetic than usual.
I lol'd so hard that the man in the moon heard it

>>72523889
Spit Pepsi all over my laptop, thank you very much
and i don't even know what a muffin is

>DvD inside!

lol'd

>>72524190
>George Costanza is getting upset

>This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked--and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack-- it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! She's warm, she's tight, and she NEVER says no! When you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy-- cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock!

>>72524211
>hide fleshlight in towel when you go to take a shower
>clean fleshlight during shower
>go back to room with fleshlight in towel
>fap

How you folks doin?

>free dvd inside
lol
right, ill make a product and charge people 100$ just for the box, everything inside it is free!

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

>thread

>>72524441
>Any time-any place
Well shit, I'll be sure to take one with me to my next Board meeting, maybe we can get an gangbang going?

>>72524441
>any time-any place

>>72524441
>any time any place piece of pussy
Something tells me that the local authorities might have a problem with this statement.

> She's warm, she's tight, and she NEVER says no!

Just what I need !

>>72524638
>an gangbang

>>72524441
>any time-any place
>any time
>any place
>ANY PLACE

wtf? do people actually take this thing wherever they go? Like would you get up in the middle of a business meeting and carry a big rubber ass into the bathroom, then go back to your meeting as if nothing ever happened?

>attempt to report post
>You can't report posts because you are banned.
>never saw "You are banned" screen
>posting works just fine
What the fuck? It couldn't be just my reporting capacity that's been banned, I only ever report obviously non-vidya threads (like this one), gore, and furry. I'm bumping this nonvidya thread out of spite.

>this whole fucking thread

>>72524638
or just, you know, keep one around the office.
it'd be good for employees to relieve stress and boost sales.

i like how this thread is too funny even for the hardcore NO VIDYA sagers

>>72524638
would /v/ get together to fuck a plastic ass-pussy?

/r/ a rip of the dvd

>life-like

;_;

>>72524758
>big rubber ass
It's a FantaFlesh ass-vagina, you dumbass, lrn2readingcomprehension

The company that makes the Fleshlight NEEDS to come out with something like this. I'd buy 10.

>>72522376

>gets fucking told my parents

>pipedream
>ass-vagina
>mega masturbator

i just cant fucking stop laughing

>>72524482
I don't carry around a car cover with me, bro. Not to mention my family gets suspicious over every little thing like they were both in the CIA.

makes a fine enough substitute for a female

>>72524953
Okay it's not funny any more samefag. You can go back to /b/ now.

>>72524116
...What is the price?

>>72524988
>consider the word pipedream
>not laughing anymore

doubles as a stress reliever.

>>72522376
I'd like to get one but i think my wife would get mad at me.

>>72523838
>reaction obama wife
more retardation in this thread

>>72525041

>>72524869
As long as I go first, I don't want to touch something that's been rubbed against by neckbeards that shower once a week.

Gotta ask Onso for his opinion on this one.

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

Saddest thread in the history of 4chan.

>>72523588
you bakas are so creative sometimes~

oh god i lol'd so hard at this whole thread

this is why I come to /v/

>>72524530

>$100

Try again

http://www.69adulttoys.com/sextoys/Toy.asp?ProdID=3684&stab=3&

>>72522376

>>72524441

>fill her with every inch of your manmeat

Can 3 inches actually fill something?

>gets fucking told my parents

Fuck yeah NEW FAD!!!!

hey /v/

You can't download this toy[/spoiler[

>mfw gaping ass masturbator

>>72525276

ditto. i have tears. don't ever change /v/.

>>72525233
Posting your toy again huh.

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE PIPEDREAM EXTREME MASTURBATOR

YOU GET OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS WITH THIS PATENTED DESIGN THAT IS MEANT TO PROVIDE THE MOST PLEASURE TO YOUR PENIS

MY WIFE WANTED TO FUCK THE OTHER DAY, I'M LIKE "BITCH, I GOT A PIPEDREAM EXTREME"

ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL ALSO GET A FULL-LENGTH DVD ON HOW TO FUCK YOUR VERY OWN ASS-VAGINA.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR LUBRICANT AND AMOUNT OF ASS-PUSSY

THAT'S OVER FORTY POUNDS OF ASS-PUSSY, 4 OUNCES OF LUBE AND TWO DVD'S SO YOU CAN GIVE TO A FRIEND

CALL NOW!!!

>>72525361
Finally. I get sick of only seeing cats.

do they make it in colour blue?

You can dream to live in Japan to get one of those...

>>72523889
>>72523889

>>72525308
>269 US Dollars

>>72525388
Who would think that? Some sort of retarded double-standard generator?

>>72525308
and i thought i was exaggerating
yeah but sure, the dvd is free

>>72525308

https://www.buycyberskin.com/fuck-me-silly-mega-masturbator-PD-RD174-00.html

Best price here

>>72524892
rip oppai ball ;_;

VIDJA?

>>72525436


MY WIFE WANTED TO FUCK THE OTHER DAY, I'M LIKE "BITCH, I GOT A PIPEDREAM EXTREME"

>My fucking face when I read that in Billy's voice

>>72525340

What is that?

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72524441

>>72525436
Oh god, I lawled

>>72525562
No croissants today, boss

ELL OH ELL ECKS DEE OP YOU ARE SO RANDUMB ELL OH ELL OH ELL OH ELL OH ELL OH ELL OH ELL ECKS PEE ECKS DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111ONEONEONEO

Life-like texture ;_;

>>72525466
ill take 10 copies.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!

I seriously don't know how to feel about this. I bet it must be fun to use, at least.

>>72525434
are you ham, that i make serious bank selling those on craigslist?

i prey on baka loners like you to fund my video games

>>72525436
lol'd

>>72525150
post moar type

>>72525392
At some point in my life I'd go, "but fucking why?!" but I'm saddened by the fact that this pales in multiple ways against all the other sex toys I've (i.e. dragon dildo with dragon splooge, animals, loli pillows, etc.).

I feel like that teacher in the Boondocks where he's immune to the word "nigger" at this point because Riley says it in every other word.

>>72525436
oh my god. thanks man i needed a good laugh

IZ DAT SUM ANAL N A BOX

>>72525388
Fucking society. Men are expected to become successful & bang a different woman every night. Woman seen as single are "independent, strong-willed" other stupid shit. Men that are single are complete losers & teased by their friends & family.

>>72525619
>>72525619

I read that in his fucking voice

>>72525340
WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS H MANGA?

>>72524758

Or just whip it out during the meeting and start fucking your ass pussy and screaming "IM THE DEAL MAKER! IM THE GAME BREAKER!"

>>72525777
>"but fucking why?"
>"but fucking"
>"butt fucking"
You see, if you want to get into heaven, you're going to have to stop making stupid puns like that.

>>72523889
i have a similar closet story.

>friend is social worker
>deals with retards, gets them jobs, etc
>has a retard of his own
>not really my friend, just like laughing at the retard once in a while, but whatever
>tells me story about how retard kept calling him at work tellin ghim he caught a troll
>gets tired of little shit calling and finally leaves work to check what the fuck is wrong with his retards shit
>gets home and the retard tells him to come quick and see the troll he caught
>now retard is like 6 foot and fat for reference
>guy opens closet and there's a fucking midget census taking guy int he closet that has been trapped there for 2 hours by the giant retard
>my face when hearing this story

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents
>ASS VAGINA
>this thread
my face

>>72525936
good job stealing that story, it was on the news

>This is the best fucking thread on /v/ right now.

>>72525936
holy shit man, that's hilarious.

>my face when this thread reminded me why I love /v/ so much

>>72526037

>kirby balancing on a spear tip.jpg

>>72526056
yes, my friend's retard was on the news. whats your point?

oh god, I can´t stop laughing. Serves me right for browsing at work, I guess.

>>72525733
You snake...

Can I get a discount?

>>72524919
they make some nondescript looking mounts. I'd rather get that since I don't want to have to deal with hiding and washing over 20 lbs of pussy and ass.

Even if it's $270 dollars, that works out to $13.50 per pound of sex toy. That's actually a pretty good deal.

>reaction obama wife

aw hell naww

>>72525710
It has given my the ability to make my titty-fucking dreams come true.

Now if only we could get some physicists figure out the maximum lubrication viscosity we won't need NASA.

Make a male version and I'll buy it instantly.

Check my $10 vagina guise. Shit is pretty cash.

>>72526167
YEAH UH
CAN I GET A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER ASS-VAGINA?
HOLD THE BEEF CURTAINS

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72526198
But how would you handle the balls?

>>72526167

$215 here

https://www.buycyberskin.com/fuck-me-silly-mega-masturbator-PD-RD174-00.html

>this thread
>>72525730
also,is that james?

>>72526124
we'll have to discuss this later

i need some shut eye, even dolls need to sleep

>>72526241
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

>>72526167


/v/ - Sex Toy Connoisseur

I'm laughing my ass off

>>72522595
I wish they made it in Renamon.

Eggs are much more cost effective.

>>72526112
Goodnight sweet prince.

>>72526198
LIFE-LIKE FANTAVISION DICK-BALLS

>>72526198
second. especially if it has an adjustable cock.

oh god, i would leave my room even less than i do now.

>>72525903
Hahahaha, that was completely unintentional.

>>72526229
Yeah 10 bucks, and weighs all of what, nearly nothing? This is 20 pounds of pure masturbatory pleasure.

>>72524441

>anytime, anyplace

Like when taking public transportations and visiting in-laws?

IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS by a thousand fold

>>72525436

Billy mays would advertise this

Life-like texture ;_;

>>72526295
ARE THE MADE IN VEGETABLE OR SCROTUM OIL?

Surprised nobody has brought up those Boku no Pico uh....what exactly are these called anyway?

>>72526362
deja vu

>>72526307
just super glue some fox hide to it and spray paint it yellow.

>>72523855
>>72523855
>>72523855 i just spit my pepsi on my keyboard god dammit
>>72523855
>>72523855
>>72523855
>>72523855

>>72526259

With my hands buddy.

>>72526416
they got posted already.

>>72526441

>>72526130
>20 lbs of pussy and ass

Oh god everytime I hear this phrase I keep thinking someone is getting a thanksgiving turkey.

>>72526460
>>>/tv/
Fucking neyney faggot.

>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233

I am fucking horrified.

Uh....huh.

181 posts and 82 image replies omitted.
Nice.

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72526259
Gently.

>>72526497
Oh, I found them.

Damn, suddenly I'm in the mood to watch Japanese porn.

gross
that look's like a grown woman's ass

>>72526653
But you always do that

>>72526653
aren't you always?

>>72522888
>gets fucking told my parents

if you put this in a non-descript box (say fedex or some shit), you could cut a hole in the box and walk around fucking the 20lbs of ass and pussy in broad daylight while the box is pressed against your body and no one would be the wiser.

>>72526714
>look's
fuck me

>My face when this thread and playing the russian national anthem

What the hell is going on?

>>72526753
I dunno, man. I'd be worried about dropping the 20 POUNDS OF ASS AND PUSSY. If I did, it would probably bust my dick up.

>>72526261
>>72526167
>mfw /v/ comparison shops for sex toys

>>72526753
you people are wonderful

This thread really needs to get archived. If it was in /b/ the mods would probably do it.

>>72522888

>gets fucking told my parents

>>72526753
Except you know...you'd look like a guy humping a box.

>>72526753

200 posts and 89 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Meanwhile, in /co/...

>>>/co/19864920

>Due to the overwhelming popularity of this item, availability is limited. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

Also OP I think you just made these people a few hundred sales more posting here.

So, should I get one to compliment my Fliphole Black?

So, where can I buy one?

>>72526995
>Implying anyone on /v/ would be able to use mommy's credit card to order this without her knowing

>/v/
>sex toy

WELLLL DUUUUUH

things /v/ can agree on
>20lbs of pure masturbating pleasure

>>72527143
gonna be one hell of a foot job.

>implying half of /V/ hasn't already bought it

>>72526971
Today is going to be a good day.

>>72527205
sigh......don't remind me

>my face when I just placed an order for it

>>72526971
What the fuck?

>>72527340
I prefer handhelds over full consoles.

sure is vidya in here

>>72527427

Yeah.

Its that kinda night.

It's been a good day

>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233
>>72525233
>click picture
>um ok thats kinda wier-
>IT FUCKING MOVES
>mfw

>>72527398
Hey did you make this today motherfucker?

Sup, guys.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

>mfw over 20 lbs of pussy and ass

>>72525466

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO