HAIL TO THE KING BABY

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Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:22 No.72189XXX sticky

COME GET SOME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:23 No.72189XXX IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:23 No.72189XXX File1283602996.jpg-(89 KB, 617x687, dukenukem.jpg) I have been looping this song all day. It is amazing.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:23 No.72189XXX

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX Those alien sons o' bitches are gonna pay for shootin' up my ride!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX >>72189380 What

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX >>72189380 wuttttt

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX >>72189380 holy shit

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX >>72189380 in b4 200 replies

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX WHATS GOING ONNNNNN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:24 No.72189XXX >>72189380 wat

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 WHAT THE SHIT? MOVING GIF IN THE MAIN PAGE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 the fuck?

>>	Ramona Flowers !!GoUWafqcnGi 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX File1283603113.jpg-(41 KB, 183x174, dcgbhnj.jpg) >>72189380 Fuckin' lol

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 what is this it confuses me

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 whooo are you?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX Oh boy, Grabbag is back

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX OH SHIT WAT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 QUE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 wutlol

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX File1283603149.gif-(17 KB, 186x249, 1283567373372.gif) >>72189380 WHAAAATTTT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX File1283603150.jpg-(34 KB, 400x300, picklesuprise.jpg) >>72189380 >my face when

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX >>72189380 what

>>	Salad !xAXsisdlss 09/04/10(Sat)08:25 No.72189XXX File1283603155.jpg-(13 KB, 474x351, BobbyLee.jpg) >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX sticky that shit

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX File1283603165.jpg-(27 KB, 458x572, quagsad.jpg) >>72189380 MY MIND

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX File1283603175.gif-(4 KB, 230x242, 1282509396654.gif) >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX >>72189380 WHAT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX >>72189380 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX >>72189380 You are a wizard...

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX File1283603205.png-(3 KB, 168x141, 1281793989970.png) >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:26 No.72189XXX File1283603218.gif-(424 KB, 200x200, dealwithit.gif) >THIS THREAD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX <img style="width: 155px; height: 300px;" src="http://imgur.com/5N5w4.gif"></blockquote>

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX File1283603231.jpg-(103 KB, 912x1216, are you a wizard.jpg) >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX I love mods

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX Why do people feel the need to post "WHAT?" and "OH WOW WTF" over and over again in threads like this? Yes, we can all the animated gif a mod has posted, wonderful.

>>	The Swedish Engineer !YchjQBZ8g6 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX >>72189380 inb4 CWC reference

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX File1283603252.gif-(1.99 MB, 245x230, what.gif) >>72189380

>>	Na-Me 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX >>72189541 HAHA FAG!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX File1283603260.jpg-(10 KB, 341x449, Newman heard his girlfriend wa(...).jpg) >>72189380 >come to /v/ >see this >my face I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX oh shitttt shit just got AWESOME 20 TABS OPEN

>>	Team Magma Grunt !3wNPvZqG5g 09/04/10(Sat)08:27 No.72189XXX File1283603273.png-(90 KB, 592x276, whatever.png) >embedded image >music >holyshitomgwtfisgoingon It's exactly the same as the FFVIII thread from a while back.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:28 No.72189XXX SORCERY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:28 No.72189XXX >>72189380 Wait wat

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:28 No.72189XXX this thread is now dancing cucumber appreciation thread.

>>	Doomzzg !pFLTp2Po.w 09/04/10(Sat)08:28 No.72189XXX File1283603295.jpg-(19 KB, 225x240, 1262333502053.jpg) >>72189380 EVERYTHING ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:28 No.72189XXX File1283603319.gif-(44 KB, 155x300, 5N5w4.gif) will it work?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:28 No.72189XXX File1283603334.jpg-(12 KB, 377x196, maradona.jpg) Been waiting for this since yesterday

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX >>72189602 >cucumber It's a pickle, you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX blow it out your ass!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX Remove all bets from Duke please

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX <imgstyle="width:155px;height:300px;"src="http://imgur.com/5N5w4.gif">< /blockquote> tosting

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX File1283603370.png-(29 KB, 500x500, 1283397124396.png) TAKE ALL MY BUBBLEGUM PLEASE

>>	Grogg !!1vp4WyGU9KN 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX File1283603370.png-(63 KB, 764x319, 5stars.png) EVEN THE CAPTCHA IS GIVING DUKE 5 STARS ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX >>72189626 No. No it wont.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:29 No.72189XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CezOHqlXAFY Nice youtube embed.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:30 No.72189XXX leaving this thread open forever

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:30 No.72189XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ-krx5IF0A HERES THE SONG!!! BET ON DUKE!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:30 No.72189XXX Shit now I need to play duke nukem

>>	Grogg !!1vp4WyGU9KN 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX File1283603463.jpg-(90 KB, 506x337, alwaysbetonduke.jpg) >>72189666 AND THE BOARD IS GIVING HIM TRIPLE SIXES OH GOD ALL ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX File1283603478.jpg-(51 KB, 400x400, fuckyeah.jpg) >My face when douk thread

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX File1283603479.gif-(47 KB, 293x208, 1258217860659.gif) DAT SHITTY MIDI generator

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX File1283603481.jpg-(28 KB, 320x330, Safe Bet.jpg) I went and thanked the mods and moot but was an anon who did this. My thanks to you my friend.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CezOHqlXAFY

>>	Team Magma Grunt !3wNPvZqG5g 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX The "." to the left of the gif is a 1x1 embedded video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CezOHqlXAFY&feature=player_embedded#!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:31 No.72189XXX >>72189380 >>72189380 oh god ahahahha. Why can't i save thisss

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:32 No.72189XXX >>72189646 no its a cucumber you moron a pickle is a cucumber... nevermind

>>	Etna Chan !!L1Oa+LtTZnC 09/04/10(Sat)08:32 No.72189XXX >>72189333 >>72189380 samefag

>>	Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 09/04/10(Sat)08:32 No.72189XXX >>72189602 >cucumber >not pickle Fag.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:32 No.72189XXX WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX SO MANy NEWFAGS FUCK

>>	WANNA DANCE? SHAKE IT BABY! Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX Oh look, mods not doing their job once again.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX File1283603618.jpg-(347 KB, 800x542, 1280924621116.jpg) Sticky!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX >>72189790 blow it out your ass

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX STICKY THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:33 No.72189XXX >>72189840 OH GOD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX Thread open forever

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX File1283603650.jpg-(40 KB, 512x384, 1281331795731.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 EXPLOSIONS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 unimpressed.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 STOP THAT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 Oh my god

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 AWESOME EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX File1283603675.jpg-(26 KB, 400x600, 1221498634772.jpg) >>72189840

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX File1283603677.png-(21 KB, 260x274, blurgh.png) >>72189840

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>see 4 posts all responding to one post >>click on that post >>see this >>72189380 I can die happy now

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189380 Now this is a nice pickle.

>>	PHG !bp4ntybF0M 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX >>72189840 SHIT YEAH I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU MOD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX File1283603693.png-(2 KB, 184x172, 1282610306571.png)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX Christ guys, get over it.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX File1283603694.jpg-(40 KB, 240x249, 1243635630835.jpg) >mfw this thread

>>	Boxxy is Queen! !4/O4BoxxyM 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX AM I ON 420CHAN?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:34 No.72189XXX Duke is the worst cancer since babby.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:35 No.72189XXX Shove it up your ass

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:35 No.72189XXX File1283603722.png-(47 KB, 285x160, 1283574099354.png) >>72189840 OHGODWUT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:35 No.72189XXX File1283603741.jpg-(14 KB, 293x255, hulk.jpg) >>72189840

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:35 No.72189XXX File1283603757.gif-(1.17 MB, 260x146, 1231111386590.gif) >>72189840

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX File1283603763.jpg-(170 KB, 800x890, awwshit.jpg) Fuck yeahhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX >>72189838 >>72189842 IM GUNNA RIP OF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX >>72189840 BUENO!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX File1283603780.jpg-(31 KB, 576x432, 1243858191145.jpg) >>72189840 >>72189840

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX File1283603780.png-(411 KB, 640x480, 1277328010396.png) >>72189840 It's...It's beautiful

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX File1283603784.gif-(634 KB, 640x291, dukenukem_640.gif) Posting in a sticky

>>	Grogg !!1vp4WyGU9KN 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX >>72189913 > (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) SHOW SOME SENSE, MODERATORS, DO IT.

>>	God 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX AWWW YEAH SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX Posting in a sticky, also, what? Also, any links to vid of gameplay or trailer up in here?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:36 No.72189XXX >in before 3000 replies

>>	Trepidation !!qku/126EPtN 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72189XXX FUCK YEAH ANOTHER DOUK STICKY. BALLS OF STEEL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72189XXX >open the other sticky >opera crashes

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72189XXX NEW STICKY WITH MUSIC HELL YEA

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72189XXX Thats right Master Chief, you fucking faggot! Move the fuck over, The Duke is back in town. HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX File1283603847.jpg-(16 KB, 240x356, 1280173406056.jpg) BALLS OF STEEL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX File1283603848.jpg-(16 KB, 300x400, 1282009685533.jpg) >>72189840

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX Put it all on duke!

>>	Marceline !QueenxCg3M 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX File1283603859.png-(100 KB, 640x360, 33.png) >this thread

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX File1283603868.jpg-(1.65 MB, 1920x1200, 1267565877352.jpg) SOMEONE ADD DUKE TO THIS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX DOUK NOUK KEM FUCK YEAR

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:37 No.72190XXX File1283603875.jpg-(17 KB, 320x231, awesome.jpg) Shiiit yeah

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603883.jpg-(13 KB, 431x352, spiderman.jpg) >mfw when newfags have never seen mod wizardry before Needs more gifs of explosions and shit, /a/'s mods gave us like 40 sailor moon gifs ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO TOP THAT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603883.jpg-(11 KB, 375x361, 1268742441166.jpg) COME AT ME BRO

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX >>72189913 What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603887.jpg-(18 KB, 150x172, 1283034453402.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX >>72189987 >opera >I have no reaction image since this is a new laptop. Pretend I put a laughing reaction image.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603894.jpg-(733 KB, 2500x1466, douk.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603895.png-(11 KB, 344x66, all bets on duke.png) ALL BETS N DUKE

>>	Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX >>72189838 >newfags Go back to /b/, you cocksucker.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX I'm so glad I bet on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603904.jpg-(3 KB, 160x120, 1264983354679.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603905.jpg-(78 KB, 505x604, 64141143522893127478493.jpg) It's a good time to be a bettin' man.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603911.jpg-(146 KB, 800x400, otto_god_colored.jpg) HAIL TO THE KING BABY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX File1283603918.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, 1281700287161.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:38 No.72190XXX DUN NUN NUNT DUN NUN NUNT DUN NUN NUNT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:39 No.72190XXX File1283603946.jpg-(17 KB, 456x631, monkey_smile.jpg) Fuck yeah Douk thread!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:39 No.72190XXX File1283603951.gif-(2.63 MB, 606x512, 1279573261552.gif) I BET IT ALL ON DOUK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:39 No.72190XXX File1283603953.jpg-(32 KB, 420x394, 1267232348745.jpg)

>>	BROTOMAN !DncywxTh92!!Q93l4K2UiB8 09/04/10(Sat)08:39 No.72190XXX File1283603964.jpg-(24 KB, 345x365, macho-man-randy-savage.jpg) COME AND GET SOME DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:39 No.72190XXX File1283603975.jpg-(151 KB, 800x598, ALWAYS BET ON DOUK.jpg) We all bet on Douk. We went all in. DOUK IS BACK BABY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:39 No.72190XXX File1283603990.jpg-(108 KB, 655x480, 1276129417708.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX File1283604001.png-(18 KB, 429x410, 1278871119961.png) >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX File1283604011.jpg-(170 KB, 1024x768, duke.jpg) Shake it baby!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX File1283604011.jpg-(29 KB, 345x281, ORANGE TRANSPARARENT CHAINSAWW.jpg) >this thread

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX File1283604029.jpg-(36 KB, 604x453, Adoration.jpg) I love mods. BET ON DOUK

>>	Lance Hardshaft !LightPenis 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX File1283604036.png-(10 KB, 347x444, 1283503980106.png) FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!! http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX oh shit this is a sticky now haha

>>	Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX File1283604045.png-(8 KB, 349x319, 16.png) Oh lawd, posting in a sticky.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:40 No.72190XXX >>72189840 OH GOD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX SO WHY AREN'T ALL OF YOU FAGS PLAYING DOUK 3D ATOMIC RIGHT NOW? I'M TRYING TO BUT I CAN'T SAVE, AND LEVEL WON'T RESTART WHEN I'M KILLED. WHAT DO?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX File1283604070.jpg-(26 KB, 343x341, RAAAAAAAAAGE.jpg) WORST GAME EVER. (USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX File1283604073.jpg-(41 KB, 689x372, 1283425414467.jpg) MOAR GIFS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX File1283604082.gif-(11 KB, 557x394, 1243639307255.gif) >mfw I have to wait till next year for DOUK knowing that it WILL come out

>>	GaryFukkenOak11 !zQZQqTfh3Q 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX Oh shit son.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX File1283604100.jpg-(46 KB, 500x340, bacon.jpg) I LOVE THE SMELL OF BACON

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX File1283604102.jpg-(71 KB, 413x303, 1280584556652.jpg) Mods are, and always have been, fags. This thread proves it.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:41 No.72190XXX File1283604119.jpg-(4 KB, 190x256, homerhorn.jpg) posting image in a sticky

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX suddenly...Dat music

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX File1283604132.jpg-(30 KB, 536x395, 1280627649284.jpg) Thanks for the epic music, mods!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX IVE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX >>72190154

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX File1283604144.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, 1281691742112.jpg) >>72189840

>>	UFO !!l7xBdijX82f 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX I love this song. Thanks magical mod powers.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX >transferring data from youtube You lazy fucks couldn't upload the song to 4chan?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX File1283604156.jpg-(129 KB, 731x297, Untitled-2.jpg) >All of the haters in a sticky

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX File1283604157.png-(38 KB, 553x546, somuchvidya.png) DOUK!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX File1283604161.jpg-(18 KB, 320x240, 1281432875136.jpg) >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:42 No.72190XXX File1283604162.jpg-(87 KB, 600x450, 1280629622581.jpg) LETS DO THIS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604182.jpg-(36 KB, 640x480, SQUID.jpg) >>72190201

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604185.png-(304 KB, 488x538, 1283468595122.png) I AM A RICH MAN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604185.jpg-(53 KB, 576x432, 1268299667107.jpg) >my face when sticky

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604186.jpg-(6 KB, 120x137, wclol.jpg) >>72190201

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604186.jpg-(66 KB, 500x375, optimus-primes-01.jpg) >>72189840 Tell me your secrets pickle!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604188.jpg-(11 KB, 157x186, 1265842408995.jpg) >>72190201

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604189.gif-(743 KB, 100x100, Hulk transformation sequence.gif) Oh hey a Duke Nukem thread let's see wh- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PICKLES >captcha: Nostal-chic >Nostalgia >Chick >Duke Nukem game described in 2 words

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604198.jpg-(18 KB, 499x284, 1281430131495.jpg) >>72190201

>>	Lance Hardshaft !LightPenis 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX >>72190201 shit just got real

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX >>72190201 YEESSSS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604210.jpg-(64 KB, 326x557, 14jm1kw[1].jpg) TIME TO PICK UP MY GAME FROM GAMESTOP! ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX >>72190201 Bueno

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX >>72190201 >>72190201 >>72190201 >>72190201 CUMMING

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604214.gif-(635 KB, 180x178, 1282089975945.gif) >>72190201

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604214.png-(225 KB, 449x338, 1282344829636.png) http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever Duke Nukem gets reviewed

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX >>72190201 :0

>>	Cretaker !xo3OmeRrqQ 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX File1283604230.png-(3 KB, 190x160, 1282258186405.png) >>72189840 FUCK THE WHAT?!?!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX LOOPING ALL DAY ERYDARY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX /r/ duke nukem rule34

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:43 No.72190XXX >>72189380 Please add this to the whole of /v/ please.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604241.jpg-(17 KB, 470x376, for fucks sake.jpg) THE PICTURES ARE MOVING!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604242.jpg-(131 KB, 531x379, 1269089970821.jpg) Hopefully all the DUKE LOL XDD SO FUNY faggots will stay in this thread.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604246.jpg-(29 KB, 640x480, 1222974218861.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX >>72190201 YES, ENOUGH OF THE SHITPICKLE, MORE DOUK!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX thank god i finally dont have to live anymore ;_;

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604263.png-(826 B, 105x67, inf.png) oh hai guise what's going on in this thrad

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604265.jpg-(46 KB, 295x334, 1281690654660.jpg) CAN I HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604267.jpg-(34 KB, 669x501, dogreaction.jpg) >My face when Duke Nukem Forever comes out before Half-Life 2: Episode Three.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX
File1283604275.jpg-(44 KB, 230x457, at-first-i-was-like.jpg)

Game will get the worst reviews ever. Reviews and gamers will expect it to be 10 years' worth of quality, it won't be. It's been on hiatus and stalled so many times that it's guaranteed to suck. Duke games were never really that great to begin with.

People will expect a AAA title and be disappointed when it's a B title like every other Duke game. The expectations for this are unrealistic.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604282.png-(3 KB, 223x176, 1274511049751.png)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604285.jpg-(57 KB, 416x431, 1280000694876.jpg) >>72190195 You best be trollan.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604288.png-(182 KB, 299x260, 1275530897134.png) DUKE. FOREVER.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:44 No.72190XXX File1283604298.png-(62 KB, 772x377, ishouldvebetonduke.png) lolk >betting all on duke.

>>	GaryFukkenOak11 !zQZQqTfh3Q 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX File1283604306.png-(16 KB, 629x538, 1282277256288.png) >>72190201 HOOOOLLLLEEEEEEE SSHHEEEEEEEEEET

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX File1283604319.jpg-(162 KB, 1024x768, 1223018972289.jpg) >>72190154

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX

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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX File1283604340.jpg-(125 KB, 450x450, crab_nicholson.jpg) This is truely an impossible day. Duke Nukem is coming. We can only hope this game is next, to make 2011 the greatest year for video games of all time.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX File1283604342.gif-(784 KB, 300x205, ball.gif) This game will bear my children

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX File1283604352.png-(85 KB, 379x298, 1268336149458.png)

>>	Nark !W0GsU4nnWI 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX File1283604353.jpg-(62 KB, 468x425, ohgodwhat.jpg) >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>	Trepidation !!qku/126EPtN 09/04/10(Sat)08:45 No.72190XXX >>72190289 >LOL I SAGE A STICKY Are you being intentionally dense? ALL ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX File1283604360.jpg-(169 KB, 800x600, 1267594358001.jpg) LET'S ROCK

>>	!QKvf7pnOxY 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX >>72190210 why waste 4chan's bandwidth when we can just steal from youtube's bandwidth? idiot.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX File1283604366.jpg-(33 KB, 380x328, ist2_3152015-glorious-morning.jpg) >>72190201 GLORIOUS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX >>72190151 BEAT THAT SHIT IN ONE GO. ALL OR NOTHING EVERYTHING ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX >>72190327 pffhahaha

>>	‮LORTNOC TCERID GNIMUSSA ‬‪‪‪Anonymous‬ 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX File1283604376.gif-(946 KB, 160x186, 1280225336826.gif) Dancing in a sticky.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX File1283604378.png-(178 KB, 297x234, Rip_and_tear.png) HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX File1283604379.jpg-(287 KB, 1680x1050, 1281609304684.jpg) I CAN'T BET ON DUKE IT'S TOO RISKY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 lol

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:46 No.72190XXX >>72190154 >(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST) YOU ONLY GET ONE WARNING WHEN YOU FUCK WITH DOUK THEN IT'S TIME TO EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX File1283604421.jpg-(57 KB, 247x236, 1279034341673.jpg) guys wats this song im newfag

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX THIS WILL BE THE MOST OVERHYPED SHIT EVER AND IT WILL BE CASUALIZED SHIT WITH SHIT GRAPHICS AND LIKE 5 HOURS OF BAD GENERIC SHOOTAN GAMEPLAY

>>	Steamboat !5GFo/VGrpo 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX >>72190154 Justice was served

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX File1283604435.jpg-(820 KB, 992x1488, 1237925097498.jpg) >>72190154 I FUCKING SAW THIS COMING

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX File1283604447.jpg-(108 KB, 646x1305, 2g1c reaction.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX File1283604450.jpg-(42 KB, 238x238, dialsoap.jpg) This place is filth! Let's clean it up! :) This post brought to you by Dial Soap

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX .....yes ..... yes POWER TO THE DOUKMAN!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX >>72190316 I've never played any of the games

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX File1283604473.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, 1279412168653.jpg) >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 >>72190154 THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BETTING ON DUKE, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:47 No.72190XXX File1283604475.jpg-(24 KB, 399x167, impendingshitstorm.jpg) Screencapped for your convenience.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX duke is a fag

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX File1283604509.jpg-(364 KB, 1495x344, GreedoFuneral.jpg) Best sticky EVER.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX File1283604511.gif-(20 KB, 119x150, 203918 - Duke_Nukem animated.gif) Shake it baby

>>	Nark !W0GsU4nnWI 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX File1283604513.jpg-(23 KB, 297x411, HELP.jpg)

>>	Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX File1283604514.gif-(229 KB, 131x160, haters.gif) >>72190154 >(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX File1283604522.jpg-(22 KB, 575x300, duke-nukem-forever.jpg) This game is going to be shit. Don't get your hopes up faggots. Also, mods=faggots.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX File1283604524.jpg-(58 KB, 445x552, 1281633646195.jpg) FFFFUCK YES

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX >>72190154 MMMMMMMM tasting those delcious hater tears

DOOK !ezrmf8AceE 09/04/10(Sat)08:48 No.72190XXX
File1283604539.jpg-(192 KB, 1024x768, DUKE.jpg)

STEAM GROUP, BITCHES.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke

>>	POSTAN Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX File1283604541.jpg-(142 KB, 332x653, nope_engie.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX FUCK THIS GAME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX File1283604553.png-(97 KB, 270x260, 1268359225230.png)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX Duke thread is awesome

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX File1283604566.jpg-(61 KB, 388x507, toj.jpg) Piano version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2GfX6l5cpQ >MFW

>>	Steamboat !5GFo/VGrpo 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX >>72190445 TIM SCHAFER LEAVE THIS PLACE and never come back.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX File1283604592.jpg-(80 KB, 758x763, vidya.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:49 No.72190XXX >>72190501 /r/ing animated post on this shit, then our days will be complete.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX Of course it will be bad. It can't possibly live up to a decade's worth of buildup. It's like reverse nostalgia.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX File1283604606.jpg-(8 KB, 251x198, 1279327706629.jpg) Always bet on DUKE

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX >>72190311 If it's like every other Duke game, we're gonna be happy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX File1283604621.png-(81 KB, 372x375, 1253399421844.png) This is the greatest thread ever

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX File1283604621.gif-(366 KB, 140x162, 12793200274.gif) >mfw this thread

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>	Douk Nouk Kem !0msDrfwV4Q 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX File1283604634.jpg-(172 KB, 864x825, douknukem.jpg) I can only say... "IT'S TIME TO STOP PISSING AROUND AND KICK SOME ASS"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX File1283604642.jpg-(5 KB, 126x126, 1258226299399s.jpg) This game is going to flop. (USER WAS REALIST FOR THIS POST.)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX >>72190505 >>72190493 >>72190524 ban or warn these faggots. Blow it out your ass.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX >>72189333 DOOOOOOOUUUUUUUKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAR!!!!

>>	Iron !0wn2vX.OBs 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX Is there a song playing at the moment? I've already blocked the music from when Robot Unicorn Attack.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:50 No.72190XXX File1283604656.jpg-(33 KB, 551x408, 1283372300983.jpg) >>72190493 >>72190505 USERS WERE WARNED FOR THIS POST??? JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED DUKE STYLE MODS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:51 No.72190XXX File1283604673.png-(229 KB, 286x496, how2.png) HOW?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:51 No.72190XXX HELLS YEAH

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:51 No.72190XXX >>72190593 (USER WAS A HOMOSEXUAL FOR THIS POST)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:51 No.72190XXX I honestly wouldn't mind if /v/ was - HAIL TO THE KING BABY forever

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:51 No.72190XXX duke sucks dick

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:51 No.72190XXX File1283604707.jpg-(149 KB, 864x825, dukenukemjt1.jpg) -1 image posting in an epic sticky

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604724.jpg-(4 KB, 259x194, Machine.jpg)

>>	Steamboat !5GFo/VGrpo 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604725.jpg-(9 KB, 200x240, 200px-JCDentonDX1.jpg) I'll take a vial of zyme.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604731.jpg-(70 KB, 863x638, faggots.jpg) >>72190516 >memes everywhere you people are fucking wierdos

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX FINALLY. SOME MUSIC I CAN GET BEHIND ON /v/.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604745.jpg-(16 KB, 378x432, AshleyWilliams.jpg) >My face when Gearbox goes broke and is closed down before Christmas, and Duke goes back into his indefinite development. Good things do not happen. The gods of fate will not allow DNF to happen.

>>	Trepidation !!qku/126EPtN 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF THIS GAME BLOWS MULTIPLE DICKS. I WILL BUY IT AND ENJOY IT IMMENSELY SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE NOSTALGIA VALUE. FUCK HATERS. ALL ON DOUK.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604748.jpg-(44 KB, 351x440, 5 star post.jpg)

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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604764.jpg-(23 KB, 174x186, DUKE BET.jpg) >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 CONJUREMENT OF BROS THAT BET ON DOOK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:52 No.72190XXX File1283604779.jpg-(36 KB, 500x422, 1282427800569.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX File1283604804.jpg-(4 KB, 180x172, images.jpg) >>72190693 SAAAAGAN A STICKY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX >>72190693 Blow it out your ass.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX File1283604817.jpg-(102 KB, 640x480, 1240656510400.jpg) >>72190638 TRIPFAGS CONFIRMED FOR RETARDED TIER

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX File1283604819.jpg-(20 KB, 500x333, 1244740448209.jpg) >>72190693

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX File1283604820.png-(219 KB, 323x320, 1269901395674.png) >richard hammond approves of this thread

>>	DOOK !ezrmf8AceE 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX File1283604820.jpg-(192 KB, 1024x768, prestige.jpg) >>72190693 >sage sticky I WILL MAKE SOMETHING BLOW OUT YOUR ASS,BELIVE ME.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:53 No.72190XXX File1283604820.jpg-(127 KB, 473x356, duke nukem in real life 2.jpg) >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516 >>72190516

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:54 No.72190XXX Ho Ho! These are glorious times indeed my friends!

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Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:55 No.72190XXX

Dok Nokam was standing on a bar in downtown Los Angelies, drinking his favorite cigar and smoking his favorite beer. Suddenly, alians from outside of space entered the bar.
"Where is the one you call Duk Nukim," said the alin, "we wish to speak with him."
Dek Noukam kicked over his barstool and said, "Here I am, come over here and get some of me."
"We do not want to fight you," the alean ejaculated, "only to talk."
Duke Nukim dodged the aliean seamen and pulled out his shotgun, shouting "I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Dak Nakam fired at the elian and the ilian was ded. He then tossed what was left of his smoking beer at the corpse to make it smell better and gave his cigar to the bartender to drink because he did not have any money left after undertipping a hooker. Dok Nokem walked outside to see alans everywhere killing people.
"Fuck alieans, I hate aleans, I want to go home," Duk said.
So Duk went home and masterdebated about healthcare with president Obama over the phone. Once Duke had finished and cleaned up, he said,
"My name is Douk Noukem, and I don't pay for phone sex."
Breaking the phone in two with his thirteen inch dick, Duke narrowly avoided the 60$ charge for his masterdebating session.
"Damn, I'm good," Douk said.
Duak's window shattered as an alien laser struck a neighboring building. Now an angry motherfucker, Duk went outside to see who he needed to hurt.
Dak Nokim saw aelins killing people and people being killed by ealans and was mad. He realized he had no pants on and his 14 inch dick was touching the sidewalk.
"Dok, go put your boot in the ilians ass," his dick said.
Duk lafed, "You're the smartest talking 15 inch dick I ever known."
However, Dec was in for troble as the various womens and mens running from the ilins were distracted by his 18 inch penis. They crowded around him asking his dick for autographs.
"Fuck off." the dick said as it broke one man's arm.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:55 No.72190XXX Fucking image replies reached.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX >F5 makes the music restart sadfrog.png

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit 72189333 as the thread id, rest is simple.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX >>72190806 >>72190806 >>72190806 Saging a sticky, lol wut?

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX

Now that Duke's penis had frightened the fans away, he used it like a pogo stick and jumped to New Orleans where the aleians had made hurricanes attack the city. While he was there he spotted a black man named Kanyo.
"Yo wassup nigga George Bush don' care about black people," Kanyo said.
Duke put his dick in the confused man's ear and it whispered, "Obama's the president now. And he's black."

And that is the story of how New Orleans discovered that Barack Obama had won the presidential race.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX >>72190806 If the mods approve, it's time to shut up.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX >>72190806 Ban this poor-ass faggot, He clearly didn't bet on Douk

>>	DOOK !ezrmf8AceE 09/04/10(Sat)08:56 No.72190XXX >>72190806 IT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO RUN OUT OF BUBBLE GUM,BECAUSE IM SWALLOWING IT DUE TO RAGE.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:57 No.72190XXX

And now the ejaculating sequel: Douk Numak adn the Wizard of Jazz

Doak Newkm was sitting back on his favorite bar in down town Las Vegas. After deading the alens that had come to tornado Earth to smitheroons, Duck was enjoying a rest and a three course prostitute.
Then out of everywhere, a stray earthquake that had not been captured by the FBI hit the bar into the sky.
"What the fuck my prostitute is gone, where is my dick." to which his dick replyed, "here I am"
Dewk was about to respond when the barl collided with a rainbow from out of space.
"Damn you elians", douk said as he fell from the bar.

When Doke wok up he found he was standing on a protitute. Before he could comment on this misnomer another protitute appeared.
"doeuk if you want to get back to your bar and your five course prostitute you need to find the Wizard of Jazz."
Duk slapped the prostitute with his face because his dick had already told him that.
before he could set off to find the Wizard of Jizz midgets of all shapes and sizes came out of the sky. Doke laughed at their disability because his only disability was a 19 inch penis.
"Your disabilies are a grounds for ass kicking" he said as he picked up the road
"no doek we do not want to-", a midget began, but bfore he could finish his face became made of bricks and mortars.

As Deok begun down the now non existant road, a saw a talking scarecrow.
"please let me down I want to have brain." Diek pondered this for a brief moment before stating
"We have a name for you where I come from" and then he ripped off the scarecrows head and releived himself in the deceised scarecrows neck cavity becuase he was a communist.
Doek asked his dick if this was the right course of action.
"make love not war, bro"
"but you broke a mans arm"
"oh right"

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:57 No.72190XXX

As they continuted they met a robot and a homosexual lion. neither of which douk talked to because the robot was an alein and the lion was a faggot.
At last Dou arrived at the castle of the King of Shiraz.
"it is time to kick some ass and get back my two course prostitute"
"I concur", replyed his dick, "let us begin"
deuks dick punched down the drawbrige to the Kings castle. At which point the king let out a mightly roar
"you have not followed the plot line at all why didn't you stick to the script"
"because i'm duke newcum," deuk replyed, "and I don't like your shitty film"
then duek fired his dick through the wizards face, which exploded in a shower of money
the word "awesome" exploded out of the wizrds pants and his castle turned into a hooker
"I can see through your lies wizard" said douk, and he nosed the wizard in the bellybutton because that was his weakness
and then it was over

deouk arived in london right on time to win the race around the world. he was knighted by the quen of engliand for his efforts against the King of Jazz, and received $200,000 in assests.

none of which were donated to charity.

And that is how duek newcim was able to afford his beer and hookers for the rest of the week

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX Betting on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

>>	sage sage 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX Mods need to keep this thread here with the music until Duke Nukem Forever comes out.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX >>72190903 >>72190876 you're a terrible and unfunny writer. :(

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX >>72190903 >whatamireading.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:58 No.72190XXX >>72190827 >>72190852 >>72190876 >>72190903 reactionimage.jpg

>>	Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 09/04/10(Sat)08:59 No.72190XXX >>72190841 Stickies are auto-archived, hurr.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)08:59 No.72190XXX All you faggots saying this game is going to suck, and hating on it and sage/viral this thread are poorfaggots. Thats what you get for not betting on duke dipshits.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:00 No.72191XXX >MFW ITS GOING TO BE BORDERLANDS 2.5

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:01 No.72191XXX >>72190981 It probably will suck, it will be the biggest failure of the decade

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:02 No.72191XXX WAT I just read about it I'M CRYING OF JOY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:03 No.72191XXX >>72191057 you're just saying that because you lost it all when you didn't bet on douk. What's it like to smell bad and have a tiny penis? Also what's it like to never have fun?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:03 No.72191XXX >>72191028 You mean constant cooperative ass-kicking with loads of weapons and skills? i cant see that in douk setting at all

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:04 No.72191XXX >>72190308 >myface when gabe has 3 shoking secrets being revealed during the next 3 months according to an interview.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:04 No.72191XXX >>72190981 >bet all on duke >get another modern warfare clone with duke's name plastered on at the last minute

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:04 No.72191XXX Load thee cannons! With BALLS OF STEEL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:04 No.72191XXX Posting in a glorious sticky on an event I never expected to ever happen. Fuck yeah!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:04 No.72191XXX >my face when i bet on duke a decade ago with 5 old friends that DNF would come out in the 2009-2012 period >i get £500 tomorrow laughing elf boy.tiff

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:04 No.72191XXX OPERATION COCK BLOCK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:05 No.72191XXX >>72190308 Fuck yes.

>>	PriseFighter.AU !Ro2c0GT5ko 09/04/10(Sat)09:05 No.72191XXX Blow regen health out your ass.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:05 No.72191XXX >postan in a sticky >>72190327 ALL ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:05 No.72191XXX >>72191201 >get another modern warfare clone you mean another decent VIDEO GAME? because, as it happens... i like VIDEO GAMES. If only there were some board that i could go to discuss my love of VIDEO GAMES.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:06 No.72191XXX OPERATION NUKEM FROM ORBIT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:06 No.72191XXX >>72190981 More like they're underage faggots who hadn't heard of Duke before coming to /v/

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:06 No.72191XXX posting in a duke thread

>>	Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 09/04/10(Sat)09:06 No.72191XXX >>72191201 >implying you can press left to beer in MW2

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:07 No.72191XXX >mfw 99% of /v/ haven't played any duke nukem game because they were 4 years old in 1996 >mfw i've seen countless DNF threads but never a DN3D or DN/DNII thread

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:07 No.72191XXX >Open Sticky Thread >Is This Real Life?

>>	Pybro !8V25JoWLhU 09/04/10(Sat)09:07 No.72191XXX Oh god I need to set up my N64 and finish Douk 3D in preparement. Or the PS1 version. I have both, which is the best? Also posting with my trip in a sticky for future reference.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:07 No.72191XXX >>72191338 The pc version. Which is abandonware.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:08 No.72191XXX >only two weapons trollface.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:08 No.72191XXX I GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)09:08 No.72191XXX >>72191223 >get paid on bet >use it to buy more Duke

>>	Pybro !8V25JoWLhU 09/04/10(Sat)09:08 No.72191XXX >>72191362 Then it is decided. I shall play all three!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:09 No.72191XXX I'd like to place a bet of 5 chips on red and ALL ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:09 No.72191XXX <img>http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/6e0772ae9f04075b13e88669b8c25247/203918%20-%20Duk e_Nukem%20animated.gif<img>

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:09 No.72191XXX

DID YOU FUCKING BET ON DUKE? DID YOU? COME JOIN US MOTHERFUCKER
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke
JOIN THE CHAT ASAP

>>	BET ON DUKE BET ON DUKE 09/04/10(Sat)09:09 No.72191XXX BET ON DUKE BET ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:09 No.72191XXX Duke Nukem = Second coming of Daikatana. Those who disagree, don't know shit about gaming history. BTW, HL2:EP3 is actually HL3. That's why Valve is so hush-hush about it. Portal 2 is just a front.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:10 No.72191XXX Don't bet on Duke. He is going to disappoint all. Ready for failure.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:11 No.72191XXX DAT MUSIC DEM MODS DEM ANIMATED PICTURES DAT CAPSLOCK always bettin on duke

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:11 No.72191XXX >>72191403 There's a high res mod for the PC version which you might enjoy.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:11 No.72191XXX duke nukem sucks

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX

>>72191447
>HL2:EP3 is actually HL3
that's retarded
also the only reason diakatana failed is because of john motherfucking romero, he revealed himself to know absolutely nothing about video game design with that release and that he'd been skating along using ID this whole time. Whoops, guess you don't know shit about video games. brb betting my car on douk.

>>	COME GET SOME Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX Day one purchase on steam.

>>	the-man-of-source/that-guy !!rEkSWzi2+mz 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX >>72190154 this is why mods are godmode. you dont insult the douk.

>>	Cotton Eyed Joe !!ZKoRxhYSbVi 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX >>72191549 what

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX >>72191549 TEARS OF WIN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX >>72191447 >mfw Mother 3 was in development for 11 years

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:12 No.72191XXX >>72191549 ARE YOU A WIZARD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:13 No.72191XXX >>72191549 GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:13 No.72191XXX >>72191549 wat that's epic for the ween

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:13 No.72191XXX >>72191549 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:13 No.72191XXX >>72191556 If you had truly bet on Duke, you would preorder.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:13 No.72191XXX

The song is wrong.

It should be the Hallelujah chorus.

Also, simple player tier:

If you're playing with a controller and/or a console version, you're a fucking faggot not worthy of DOUK.

DOUK is meant to be played only with keyboard. Mouse is already a pansy mode, but acceptable.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:13 No.72191XXX >>72191549 FKN saved

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:14 No.72191XXX >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 HEADASPLODE.OGG

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:14 No.72191XXX >>72191549 just about to go to bed now i have to fap first

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:14 No.72191XXX >>72191549 glorious. >image limit reached

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:15 No.72191XXX >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 >>72191549 MOD FTW

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:15 No.72191XXX What an amazing thread.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:15 No.72191XXX /r/ 1998 videogame magazine with DUKE NUKEM FOREVER on the cover

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:15 No.72191XXX >implying Douk Nukem can in anyway even reach the level of awesome Doomguy is WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:15 No.72191XXX >>72191549 Time to fap

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:16 No.72191XXX >>72191549 >image limit reached mod:not a single fuck was given.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:16 No.72191XXX >>72191549 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:16 No.72191XXX >>72191698 Doomguy = guy with gun that shoots aliens Duke Nuken = Motherfucking Duke Nukem.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:16 No.72191XXX

>>72191545

Duke Nukem Forever is Daikatana in so many ways.

Delayed by designers who had massive egos and demanded absolute perfection above all else. Gameplay and graphics that are dated at release. Massive amount of hype that end-up leading to massive disappointment.

Duke3D fans are going to regret this "resurrection" DNF. The spirit and soul of the game died with 3Drelams.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:16 No.72191XXX >>72191622 Playing Douk with a controller is very similar to playing it on a keyboard. Same goes for Doom. >mfw when I still agree

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:16 No.72191XXX <img src="http://imgur.com/2KJgU.gif" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:17 No.72191XXX HEY HEY HEY Did the Atomic Edition to 3D Douk come in a big box or just a jewel case? Must know. Lives depend on the answer.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:17 No.72191XXX MDGEIST IS THIS YOUR HANDIWORK BECAUSE IF THIS IS YOUR HANDIWORK I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND IF IT ISNT, I LOVE WHOEVER IT IS.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:17 No.72191XXX >>72191742 facepalm

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:17 No.72191XXX >>72191732 I'm afraid that you're probably right. They should probably just scrap DNF and rebuild it from the ground up so it doesn't fail hard.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:18 No.72191XXX >>72191549 >glorious.tiff

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:18 No.72191XXX PLAYER TIERS: PC VERSION, KEYBOARD: DOUK PC VERSION, KEYBOARD+MOUSE: EGOLESS DOUK PC VERSION, CONTROLLER: FAGGOT CONSOLE VERSION (ANY): HYPERFAGGOT

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:19 No.72191XXX >>72191731 >implying that at anypoint duke nukem has cleared hell >twice

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:19 No.72191XXX DOUK: SO BAD HE RUNS ON EGO. THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE DOES NOTHING BUT HURT HIS EGO. HOW ABOUT THAT?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:19 No.72191XXX I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:20 No.72191XXX >>72191828 Did doomguy ever flip off anyone? ever?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:20 No.72191XXX >>72191732 THIS IS A DAY OF REJOICING, YOUR FAGGOT WORDS MEAN NOTHING HERE

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:20 No.72191XXX

>>72191732
>Massive amount of hype that end-up leading to massive disappointment.
this has yet to be seen, you're just making shit up trying to act smart talking about a oldass flattened into oscurity game. Why not just go crazy with it and bring up Derek Smart's flop, too? go for the gusto!

I don't really remember hype for diakatana, though, pretty sure everyone knew it was going to suck because john fat faced romero wouldn't shut up about how he wanted it to run at 200fps on a 233mhz machine, and kept stroking his ego with crazy talk about how his one game would revolutionize first person shooters.

tl;dr shut up.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:20 No.72191XXX >>72191828 >implying he couldn't

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:20 No.72191XXX >>72191333 I was 6 in 1996 and I played DN3D. Coincidentally, I had a friend who had DNI and DNII, and when I played them, I was so confused, because I was expecting DN3D for some reason. I grew to like them anyway.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:20 No.72191XXX QUÉ

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:21 No.72191XXX ..... reinstallin'

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:22 No.72191XXX oh okay

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:22 No.72191XXX >>72191891 He didn't have to he had his fists for ripping and tearing >>72191908 >implying he could

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:22 No.72191XXX Douk is to Doomguy like a Nuke m is to a firecracker.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:22 No.72191XXX ONLY FAGGOTS BET ON DUKE. REAL MEN DONT BET. REAL MEN WIN.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:23 No.72192XXX >>72191982 >Whoa! That's one dead space marine.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:23 No.72192XXX >>72191982 Some mode Nukem this faggot off the board for three days.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:23 No.72192XXX Duke nukem: other D

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:24 No.72192XXX

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Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:24 No.72192XXX

>>72191906

>U MAD?

Because, it is the bloody truth. You know it to be true.

DNF missed its boat by years. Consolefags don't care or know who the fuck is Duke Nukem. They are all about Master Chief, Gordan Freeman, Karos, Marcus, Samus etc.

Duke Nukem Forever set for largest failure in gaming ever.

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:24 No.72192XXX >>72192044 >herpaderpa >derpherp also its >"That's one doomed space marine."

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:25 No.72192XXX >>72192089 >U mad nice way to fuck it up, and we were having such a nice discussion. anyways, back to puttan all my bets on duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:25 No.72192XXX bet the fucking farm

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:25 No.72192XXX >>72191770 I doubt MD Geist would come to /v/ Then again Douk is worth anyone's time

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:25 No.72192XXX >>72189333 >333 You now realize this thread was a Duke get.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:25 No.72192XXX Hell yeah! duke animooted

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:27 No.72192XXX DUKE NUKEM IS THE GAYEST FPS HERO EVER. HE PREFERS CHICKS WITH DICKS A.K.A CROSSDRESSING FAGGOTS WHO LOVE HIS FRANCHISE. >"HEHEH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!" HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:27 No.72192XXX I OUGHTA BREAK A BALLS OF STEEL OFF IN YOUR BUBBLEGUM AND I'M ALL OUTTA REALLY PISSED OFF WHAT A MESS I THINK YOU NEED SOME DOWN TIME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:28 No.72192XXX >>72192089 >largest failure in gaming ever Duke Nukem Forever confirmed for beating Dai Katana? I'll wait and see, I'd like it to be good.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:28 No.72192XXX fuck duke nuken the game will fucking suck and everyone fucking knows it fuck this game

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:28 No.72192XXX HEY MODS USE THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUCbflBkIgo

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:28 No.72192XXX NICE NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:29 No.72192XXX >>72192115 >implying that I didn't fuck that up intentionally, to show that you've played the game enough times to actually remember the line Silly tripfags.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:29 No.72192XXX Why do you guys like halo with bad hair cuts so much

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:30 No.72192XXX <img src="http://imgur.com/0LUTg.gif"/> will this work?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:30 No.72192XXX >>72192089 I'm gonna cut off your head and shit down your neck.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:30 No.72192XXX >>72190201 >>72190154 >>72192163 MOD CONFIRMED FOR AWESOME ONE OF THESE THREE LINKS GOES TO SOME RANDOM POST I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON I THINK, SORRY.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:31 No.72192XXX It's funny how most of /v/ is like 12 years old and has no idea who Duke Nukem is.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:31 No.72192XXX >>72192400 >>72192400 >>72192400 >>72192400 >>72192400 >>72192400 >>72192400

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:32 No.72192XXX >>72192311 >I fucked up ohshit better come up with some excuses >wait ill pull off "lolitrolu"

>>	naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 09/04/10(Sat)09:32 No.72192XXX oh lawds

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)09:33 No.72192XXX >>72191622No, if you play on anything less then a controller you have made from the ground up and copyrighted so that other's are forced to make their own as well, THEN you are not worthy of the Duke.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:33 No.72192XXX

>>72192375

Duke Nukem Forever, the biggest flop since Battlecruiser 3000 A.D.

Duke Nukem Forever died in 2001, when GerogeB was a huge retard and decided to scrape a "nearly" completed game. This is when most of the original developers jumped the ship.

This resurrected format is not the orignial game. It is just a chessy Borderlands rip-off with Duke Nukem as the avatar.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:33 No.72192XXX >>72192400 Only 12 year olds can be happy with this faggotry. >HURR DURR IM OLDFAG

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:33 No.72192XXX >>72192089 >Gordon Freeman His first game was in 1998. He's hardly new.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:34 No.72192XXX >>72192400 If they didn't download it off XBLA then they don't know shit about video games.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:34 No.72192XXX ALWAYS bet on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:35 No.72192XXX STILL BETING ON DUKE http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:35 No.72192XXX >>72192488 >Battlecruiser 3000 A.D. Looks like someone googled 'derek smart'! you should read the SA comic featuring him, i'm sure an internet sleuth and critic of your calibur would enjoy it. you rotten, shriveled turd of a man

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:35 No.72192XXX >>72192400 Oldfag here Played all of the original side-scrolling Duke Nukem games. Back when it was called DUKE NUKUM. 3D was interesting at the time, but Quakeworld raped it.

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:35 No.72192XXX >>72192555 >ALWAYS bet on Duke. >homelesspeople.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:35 No.72192XXX >>72192447 Actually, that was my intention. I have no way of proving it, but there it is. Kinda like how you have no way of proving that you're not a gigantic tripfaggot.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:36 No.72192XXX BALLS OF STEEL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:36 No.72192XXX >>72192513 Duke had already saved our chicks several times by the time this Freeman person showed up. HAIL TO THE KING BABY.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:36 No.72192XXX >>72192488 most of the stuff on this release was done before borderlands. Have you ever played borderlands? It has like absolutely nothing to do with this.

>>	Harbinger !!0p4qa/ukG6U 09/04/10(Sat)09:37 No.72192XXX >>72192609 >Kinda like how you have no way of proving that you're not a gigantic tripfaggot. >implying I would try to disprove obvious facts

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:37 No.72192XXX >Looks outdated Only another 3 years to change the engine.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:37 No.72192XXX > open 50 taps > head explodes

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:37 No.72192XXX >>72192626 Of course, but comparing Freeman to Master Chief or Marcus Fenix is foolish.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:37 No.72192XXX >>72192576 Nope, I remember the flame wars on usenet. Derek was the epitome of a developer full of fail. Just like his spiritual successor George B. Status? Dukefags got TOLD because they should have never made a bet on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:40 No.72192XXX >>72189333 The fact that this song only loops in this thread and not all of /v/ is horribly disappointing. Put /v/ into DOUK mode.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:40 No.72192XXX >>72192576 Forget the SA comic. You want to watch the SA promotional video on Derek Smart! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:40 No.72192XXX >>72189380 Mod wizardry.

>>	TheGifter/f2000guy !!sgbDjCx17BI 09/04/10(Sat)09:42 No.72192XXX >>72192799 >>72192799 If this happens, please make it the megadeth version please. Please.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:42 No.72192XXX >Duke Nukem Forever is finally announced >/v/ is already hating on it I think I'm done for today

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:42 No.72192XXX can some one get me the loop thats playing?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:43 No.72192XXX >>72192799 Pretty sure Moot is the only one who can do that. Not a lowly moderator.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:44 No.72193XXX >mods dont do shit >non vidya threads survive till the reply limit >they dont react to (justified) reports >mod posts a dancing cucumber MODS=GOD I LOVE U MODS LEMME SUCK UR DICK

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:44 No.72193XXX

>I fucking lolled when I saw this shit that it was 3drealms behind the casualization of DNF...

GeorgeB3DR: Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard". It's not 1996 anymore.

http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23904897#itemanchor_23904897

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:44 No.72193XXX >>72192935 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CezOHqlXAFY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:45 No.72193XXX >>72192980 Moot confirmed for douk.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:45 No.72193XXX >>72192799 THIS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:45 No.72193XXX >this whole fucking thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>	THAT'S GOTTA HURT! Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:45 No.72193XXX

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:46 No.72193XXX

This thread is full of utter newfags.

As much as I like Douk, this shit is just too much.
Most of the shitheads in here weren't even born when Duke Nukem 3D was released and are just jumping on the Douk bandwagon because they feel it's the cool thing to do.

Go back to your first fps Halo and stop posting.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:46 No.72193XXX >>72193078 LAWDY LAWD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:47 No.72193XXX >>72193078 ITS DOUK TIME BABY!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:47 No.72193XXX >>72193111 >NO FUN ALLOWED

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:48 No.72193XXX >>72193078 FUCK YEAH.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:50 No.72193XXX >my face when everyone in this thread is focusing on those images yet nobody pays attention to the trips in OP's post >my face when I have no face

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:51 No.72193XXX >DUKE PICKLE FOREVER ALL YEAAAAAAAAARS. PACKLE.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:51 No.72193XXX Oh shit it actually ends. yes i listened to the whole thing, it's glorious.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:52 No.72193XXX >>72193078 >>72193078 >>72193078 >>72193078 >>72193078 >>72193078 lol

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:54 No.72193XXX >>72193281 what?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:55 No.72193XXX Wat. What happened to the sticky from yesterday?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:55 No.72193XXX >>72193111 My first FPS was Goldeneye, shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:56 No.72193XXX >>72193533 Removed, as it is inferior to the current one.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:56 No.72193XXX File1283608585.jpg-(30 KB, 373x281, dontforgetaboutduke.jpg) BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:56 No.72193XXX File1283608606.jpg-(40 KB, 400x300, mybets.jpg) ALL ON DUKE!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:57 No.72193XXX posting just to inform you guys I'll leave this thread open bye

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:58 No.72193XXX >>72193611 Post more .gifs bro.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)09:58 No.72193XXX POSTING IN A DOUK THREAD

>>	Monoclancer, 1291 0844 0666 !.EmqUW5J46 09/04/10(Sat)09:59 No.72193XXX >Two DOUK stickies in two days. >I could literally live with one of these a day until DOUK arrives. >HAIL TO THE KING, BABY. DOUK CAN NOT BE TROLLED.

>>	MidnightKarz !!qLQuYDa1tCd 09/04/10(Sat)10:01 No.72193XXX So, we won bros. We can finally cash in, our betting on Duke has paid off in the end. We should be happy, for Duke returns.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:03 No.72193XXX >This thread FUCK YEAR! DOOK NOUKEM

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:04 No.72193XXX >>72189333 >my face when i can do this all day

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:05 No.72193XXX I could do this all day

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:05 No.72193XXX PICKLE MAN, YOU ARE NOW MY NEW KING. SINGLE COOLEST SHIT EVER. PLUS, ITS PERFECT FOR THIS THREAD.

>>	No.69 !vvw/sci/xs 09/04/10(Sat)10:05 No.72193XXX "I can do this all day" FUCK YEAH, BACKGROUND SOUNDS. I LOVE YOU MODS.

>>	Dustbin !!zaCQyFZeSRS 09/04/10(Sat)10:06 No.72194XXX . . . > LOL THIS IS HILAROUS I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS ON 4CHAN BEFORE HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:06 No.72194XXX IT AIN'T GAMBLING IF YA KNOW WHAT YAR DOING, BETTING ON DOUK ALL IN!!!11!! SPIN THE WHEEL RAGGEDY MAN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:07 No.72194XXX BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:09 No.72194XXX Just came back from me hols to I find this. Good thing I betted on Duke at customs.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:09 No.72194XXX Just fuck you guys. Discovered Duke Nukem 3D on PS1, then I bought the Atomic edition on my rocking PIII 800 Mhz I'm SO going to buy this shit.

>>	No.69 !vvw/sci/xs 09/04/10(Sat)10:09 No.72194XXX Huh, hey mod, that's you blank posting over and over again trying to get the "I can do this all day" to work, isn't it? I've only heard it when the latest post was a blank one. SUDDENLY, DELETED. Every time.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:09 No.72194XXX >this thread reactionface.jpg

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:10 No.72194XXX

im off to replay DOUK 2

my first foray into dukedom

also how can anyone argue this isnt good for Duke Nukem as Franchise, provided it isnt a complete and utter POS, which i can see from the screens its not, the awareness this game generates will send hordes of halo and gears kiddies back to play classics like douk 1 2 and 3d

DOUK
NOUK
KEM

FUCK YEAR

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:10 No.72194XXX

>My face when me and my friend had a betting pool going on for duke nukem forever since 6 years ago
>Put in $10 into the pool every week until either it is officially announced as cancelled or about to be released.
>Told my friend about this
>About to win the pot

That's how you bet on the DOUK, guys.

>>	M.Moss !!HL9GofT8S0h 09/04/10(Sat)10:10 No.72194XXX Bettin' on Duke since 2007 (the year I was born LOL XD)

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:10 No.72194XXX >duke nukem forever comes out >its a fps not a sidescroller >my face

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:11 No.72194XXX Alright, i've seen enough. Heres my credit card, drain that fucker. Oh, and take my wallet, and anything you can find inside it. Put it on Duke. All of it.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:11 No.72194XXX HE IS RISEN http://www.castle-vidcons.com/comics/2010/09/cv0092.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:12 No.72194XXX >>72194255 you are a rich man enjoy your DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:12 No.72194XXX .

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:12 No.72194XXX Background music! Fuck yeah!

>>	[Razor] !YgQRHAJqRA 09/04/10(Sat)10:12 No.72194XXX Man I hope the game has so many references to other popular games on the market. I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO QUAKE, except applied to Gears and Halo and the like.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:13 No.72194XXX saging a sticky, because I can.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:13 No.72194XXX Time to raise your FUCKWIN fist into the air if you never stopped betting on doukl! Like motherfucking me! I knew it, always knew it!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:14 No.72194XXX I HEARD HIM! I HEARD DUKE!

>>	No.69 !vvw/sci/xs 09/04/10(Sat)10:14 No.72194XXX "Don't worry girls, there's plenty of DOUK to go around" I love you mod. Now just don't delete the blank post.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:15 No.72194XXX ALL MY MONIES ON DUKE I HAVEN'T STOPPED CUMMING SINCE THIS THREAD ALSO >>72193111 THIS IS A FALSIFICATION OF THE TRUTH YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOUR BODY WASN'T READY FOR DOUK ALSO CAPS BECAUSE CRUISE CONTROL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:15 No.72194XXX >>72194375 After killing a space marine type fellow "I can see your Halo already" YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:16 No.72194XXX This is the best thread ever. Wizard-mod i love you.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:16 No.72194XXX I need to download and play duke 3d now

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:17 No.72194XXX >>72194497 pushing someone into a machine to be crushed. "now those are real Gears of War"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:17 No.72194XXX THE ONLY THING WE NEED NOW IS A DOUK MOVIE STARRING EITHER ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGER OR BRUCE WILLIS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:17 No.72194XXX I've only been betting on Duke since 05. Won't be as rich as you fuckers.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:18 No.72194XXX Still raking in the dough.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:18 No.72194XXX BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD REFRESH MOTHERFUCKERS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:19 No.72194XXX >>72194609 FUCK YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MUSIC

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:20 No.72194XXX I didn't bet on Duke. But in my defence, I also just finished sucking my boyfriend's cock. Remember everyone: ONLY faggots don't bet on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:21 No.72194XXX I'VE HAD AN ERECTION EVER SINCE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. Time to jizz like a firehose after jacking off to the strippers in Duke 3D

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:22 No.72194XXX >>72194601 >DOUK MOVIE >BRUCE WILLIS FUND IT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:23 No.72194XXX Makin Bacon time

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:25 No.72194XXX WON THE BET? JOIN US http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:25 No.72195XXX HAIL TO THE KING, BABY! HAIL TO THE KING, BABY! HAIL TO THE KING, BABY! HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:25 No.72195XXX >>72194853 Willis can't grow hair. Duke is nothing without the blond crew cut.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:25 No.72195XXX MY BODY IS READY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:27 No.72195XXX http://kotaku.com/5629782/duke-nukem-forever-impressions-two-girls-one-duke?skyline=true&s=i FUCK YES! EGO METER CONFIRMED! BALLS OF STEEL!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:27 No.72195XXX I think we can all be in agreement that THIS IS THE ONE GAME NO ONE SHAL PIRATE.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:28 No.72195XXX >>72195021 you obviously haven't seen surrogates where they gave him fake hair

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:29 No.72195XXX >>72195113 I think we can all agree that YOU'RE ONE NAIVE, OPTIMISTIC MOTHERFUCKER. /v/ was bitching and saying they were pirating in the last thread. Spoilt brats gonna spoil.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:29 No.72195XXX SOMETHING SMELLS ROTTEN AROUND HERE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:29 No.72195XXX SOMETHING SMELLS ROTTEN AROUND HERE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:30 No.72195XXX BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:32 No.72195XXX >>72189333 Duke trips

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:32 No.72195XXX

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:33 No.72195XXX >>72195357 NOW I'M REALLY PISSED OFF

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:33 No.72195XXX Even Reggie's body is not ready.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:33 No.72195XXX MOOT ILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:33 No.72195XXX >>72195113 I'll pirate it, and as always, if it is any good i'll buy it.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:33 No.72195XXX >>72195384 MODS MODS MODS MODS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:33 No.72195XXX >>72195384 GODDAMNIT MOD, STOP BEING SO AWESOME ALREADY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:34 No.72195XXX >>72195384 My balls exploded from the awesome

>>	Nark !W0GsU4nnWI 09/04/10(Sat)10:34 No.72195XXX >>72195384 awesome

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:34 No.72195XXX CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP KEEP IT COMING DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:35 No.72195XXX i assume there was a lot of shrapnel

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:35 No.72195XXX >>72195021 its not a crew cut, its fucking flat top

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:35 No.72195XXX MODS=GODS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:36 No.72195XXX </embed><img src="http://imgur.com/5N5w4.gif">

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:36 No.72195XXX Clean up on aisle 4.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:36 No.72195XXX >>72195515 what the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:36 No.72195XXX Willis has the Duke Nukem face. He does. Also wizmod.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:37 No.72195XXX Harmony? Babby? BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:37 No.72195XXX >>72195502 Fuck off. Whatever it is.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:37 No.72195XXX >Laser sighted pistol Fuck year, Lameduke This game needs the stunrod, though.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:38 No.72195XXX Those who bet on duke will be rewarded

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:38 No.72195XXX Open Duke3D with advanced tech like pixel shading http://www.eduke32.com/ This way maybe some youngins can experience it without dorf fort graphics

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:39 No.72195XXX >>72195079 >He's got a gold Xbox 360 controller with the face buttons re-named as D, U, K and E. FUCK YEAH

>>	Nark !W0GsU4nnWI 09/04/10(Sat)10:41 No.72195XXX File1283611263.jpg-(92 KB, 1022x768, brilliant.jpg) >all dem gifs

>>	Nark !W0GsU4nnWI 09/04/10(Sat)10:43 No.72195XXX File1283611405.jpg-(18 KB, 500x330, do not want.jpg) >>72195079 >He's got a gold Xbox 360 controller with the face buttons re-named as D, U, K and E. >Xbox 360 controller

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:44 No.72195XXX >>72195215 Then its our duty to by multiple copeis to make up for the pirate fags. I don't care what the haters say, this deserves to be the highest selling game of all time.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:45 No.72195XXX >The trailer being shown behind closed doors for the game includes strippers and a three breasted giant monster. Duke says, " I'd still hit it."

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:45 No.72195XXX >>72189840 HOW THE FUCK IS IT EXPLODING WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:45 No.72195XXX DEM GIFS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:46 No.72195XXX I don't think my body can take it, /v/

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:47 No.72195XXX >>72190154 >>72190201 >>72191549 >>72193078 >>72195384 Fuck yeah, MODS=GODS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:47 No.72195XXX >>72195894 I am going to masturbate furiously to DNF and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:48 No.72196XXX >>72195079 I came while reading. Like literally. I'm cleaning myself up right now.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:48 No.72196XXX >>72194597 more.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:49 No.72196XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAr34Ax61M&feature=related DOUK 2 FUCK YEAR

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:49 No.72196XXX FUCK SILENT PROTAGONISTS! Duke show the world what a REAL FPS is!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:50 No.72196XXX >>72195825 >>72195825 I want the the demo was on 360 so obviously that's what the game will show. You jelly ps3 isn't american enough for duke? Besides it's coming to all platforms

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:51 No.72196XXX I LIKE BIG GUNS AND I CANNOT LIE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:51 No.72196XXX >>72195113 FUCKING SIGNED anyone who pirates a new DOUK game is the cancer killing gaming.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:51 No.72196XXX >>72189842 BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:52 No.72196XXX I will pirate the shit out of it. I'm going to use psjailbreak and download the nigger out of this shitass excuse of a game

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:52 No.72196XXX >>72194497 >>72194597 Duke ripping on the motherfuckers who cloned off him? Fuck yeah

Nark !W0GsU4nnWI 09/04/10(Sat)10:52 No.72196XXX

>>72196137
What the fuck? PS3? What the fuck gave you that idea? PC is where Duke belongs you little shit.

Also, the demo was on PC with Xbox 360 controllers because "it's easier to set up".

Fucking console peasants shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:53 No.72196XXX >>72196030 There has to be an Episode 3 joke in the game, there just has to be.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:53 No.72196XXX >>72196205 Do you not think that these monthly 5 hour shooters like duke nukem forever is the is the cancel killing gaming?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:53 No.72196XXX THIS IS AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:53 No.72196XXX I really hope they allow the PC port to pick up as many weapons as you can.

Monoclancer; Tuxedo Mask is my Waifu !.EmqUW5J46 09/04/10(Sat)10:53 No.72196XXX

From Kotaku:
>Gearbox Software is working on the game with other studios and, we believe, creators who used to be on the project at 3D Realms.
>Original creators of DOUK involved.

Not even the haters are gonna hate! GLORIOUS!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:54 No.72196XXX >>72196266 No. Stop being such a pretentious hipster faggot.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:54 No.72196XXX >>72196137 I think you missed the point. Duke shouldn't be played with cancerous console controls.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:55 No.72196XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUCbflBkIgo Better.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:56 No.72196XXX >>72196367 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-y0MdPXslo This is the best.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:56 No.72196XXX >Douk unzips pants >Hooker stares at him wide eyed >"its the Call of Duty baby" >begins to force his dick down her throat

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:56 No.72196XXX I can see him now... "Wait... Who the fuck is Master Chief?"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:57 No.72196XXX >>72196342 Sure it should, it should just be adapted to be superior for the master race.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:57 No.72196XXX This thread is way too fucking epic for my body to take. Excuse me while i light my cigar.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:58 No.72196XXX >>72196437 ROFL.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)10:59 No.72196XXX >>72196481 >FPS >console No, no it shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:00 No.72196XXX I never stopped believing in you Duke. I was always betting on you. I look forward to kicking ass, chewing gum, and shitting down necks with you in the near future.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:00 No.72196XXX >>72196515 >ROFL Why do stickies always bring out the faggot in people? This isn't a god damn chatroom, take that shit somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:01 No.72196XXX >>72196437 I'm fucking cumming everywhere. more of these, damn it

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:01 No.72196XXX >using some badass new weapon "THAT'S POST MODERN WARFARE" >killing a huge boss "SHIT JUST GOT UNREAL" >rushed by enemies "I'M IN SOME BAD COMPANY"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:02 No.72196XXX >Douk comes across a dead soldier who is in somewhat familiar green armor.. "Looks like the master again now chief"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:03 No.72196XXX Why is this stickied? Duke Nukem is shit and will always be shit. Halo forever

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:03 No.72196XXX i've been fapping all day already.. orz

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:03 No.72196XXX what does the dancing pickle half to do with DOUK?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:03 No.72196XXX >>72196731 * Looks like im the master again now, god damnit.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:06 No.72196XXX >>72196780 To remind us of Duke's own pickle.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:06 No.72196XXX I BET EVERYTHING ON DOUK. AND I GOT THIS AWESOME STICKY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:06 No.72196XXX >See dead faggot with rocket up his ass on the floor LOOKS LIKE THINGS GOT A BIT TOO SERIOUS

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)11:07 No.72196XXX >>72196780 Because it has explosions around it, duh

>>	Monoclancer; Tuxedo Mask is my Waifu !.EmqUW5J46 09/04/10(Sat)11:07 No.72196XXX >>72196765 0/10 Blow it out your ass. That is literally the most obvious troll I've ever seen. I'm talking more obvious than posts that have "LOL WELL I'M NOT A TROLL OR ANYTHING!!! xD" at the end.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:07 No.72196XXX >>72196765 Well trolled good sir. Now kindly get your faggot cum dribbling ass back to your basement and never come out. I would bet that you are 15, but all my money is on DOUK!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:08 No.72197XXX Don't mind me, just sitting here paralyzed by dat music.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:09 No.72197XXX This is what I'm talking about. I can't play modern FPS games because they have no good main characters. Now I get a good FPS.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:09 No.72197XXX >Douk unzips pants >Hooker stares at him wide eyed >"its the Wrath of the Dick King" >begins to force his dick down her throat copypasta but it was too easy

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:09 No.72197XXX >ALL BETS ARE OFF ACTIVATED MAXIMUM DUKE!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:11 No.72197XXX Most pirated game ever. Guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:11 No.72197XXX >Douk unzips pants >Hooker stares at him wide eyed >"It's my penis." And then a skeleton popped out

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:11 No.72197XXX >>72189380 HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE HOW IS IT POSSIBLE BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:11 No.72197XXX This game will be bad and I blame you guys. The, blind fanboys who eat any shit the cock sucker developers spew from out of their disease infested assholes. I am very disappoint.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:12 No.72197XXX >Duke fighting on alien space ship, dead human in unique armor with no helmet and short black hair "Looks like this Shepard lost his flock"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:12 No.72197XXX >>72195384 Holy, shit. Saved.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:12 No.72197XXX BRB IMMA GO PLAY DOOK 1, DOOK 2, and then DOOK 3D in a marathon sitting!!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:13 No.72197XXX /r/ a link to the original Duke Nukem 1 game. I lost my copy a few years back, and all I can find are episodes 1 and 3. Anyone have a link to episode 2, or better yet, the full thing?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:13 No.72197XXX Duke sits down at computer "TIME FOR ME TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT" Then the rest of the game is just a flash game.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:13 No.72197XXX

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:13 No.72197XXX Fucking Love IT! Been waiting for sooo long, i am a proper dukefag.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:14 No.72197XXX >>72197309 TROLL OF THE CENTURY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:14 No.72197XXX recap of awesome: >>72195384 >>72193078 >>72191549 >>72190201 >>72190154 >>72189840 >>72189380

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:14 No.72197XXX Someone post hittheroadsamandmax.jpg kthx

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:15 No.72197XXX >>72197238 There has been no Duke game in 10 years how the hell can we be blind fan bois, who buy every game, if their are none. Once DNF is uber sucessful and gets 5 sequels then you can hate on the fanbase son. Until then EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:15 No.72197XXX Hey, if any of you mods/Moot/whatever are reading this, thanks for being incredibly awesome. This is the best thread I've seen on /v/ in months.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:16 No.72197XXX >>72196137 >Duke Nukem >On anything else then PC RAAAAAAGE.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:16 No.72197XXX I was 5 years old when Duke 3D came out, I finished it then and I've played it again almost every year since. DNF shal complete my life.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:17 No.72197XXX >>72197436 Name ONE thread in the history of /v which could possibly be more glorious than DOUK NUKEM FOREVER FINALLY COMING OUT.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:17 No.72197XXX So Duke Nukem Forever has a playable demo at PAX

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:17 No.72197XXX GOTY, 14 YEARS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:17 No.72197XXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4WuwCWpjOY&feature=related theyre old as fuck but still good

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)11:18 No.72197XXX >>72196988 >>72196975 No Troll, just thought that was funny. Just see my other posts.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:18 No.72197XXX >Duke takes out his dick to piss on a defeated foe, only to notice a parasitic alien on it. >Forces a hard-on, making the alien explode from all the influx blood. "That's what you get when to try to sap my sentry."

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:19 No.72197XXX >>72197381 Thanks bro.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:19 No.72197XXX Hell, it's about time!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:20 No.72197XXX >Douk picks up Dual Rocket Launchers >Sees a huge swarm of pigmen rushing up the hillside towards him >"Time to bring the HEAVY RAIN"

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:21 No.72197XXX >>72197468 youngfag. I was 10 when DOOK first came out. Played the Atomic edition, then 1 and 2. Duke came out when I was in primary school. Now I'm at the end of a postgraduate course. It's been a long time. I never stopped betting on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:21 No.72197XXX nou

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:21 No.72197XXX DUKE NUKEM HAS A SMALL PENIS

>>	The Strongest !CIRNo.4ch. 09/04/10(Sat)11:21 No.72197XXX http://imgur.com/VV5FB You wouldn't press Left. (posting imgur because of image limit).

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:21 No.72197XXX

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls ballsballs balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:22 No.72197XXX >borderlands with duke

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:22 No.72197XXX WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS I WILL PERSONALLY SUCK YOUR DICK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:22 No.72197XXX I didn't bet on Duke. But in my defence, I also just finished sucking my boyfriend's cock. That's right, ONLY faggots don't bet on Duke.

>>	Heracross !ySVznYQLwU 09/04/10(Sat)11:23 No.72197XXX Duke can take me any time he wants me.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:23 No.72197XXX >>72197713 >separate button just for drinking beer >shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:24 No.72197XXX >>72197773 >>72197773 You're an inspiration for birth control.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:24 No.72197XXX Considering the current state of FPS gaming, I don't think Duke could have come at a better time. This is the second coming of christ.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:25 No.72197XXX /r/ing the picture of the poker table with the douk decal

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:25 No.72197XXX >>72197860 Precisely my thoughts, it may not even be a great game, but DOUK is exactly what was needed for this fucked up generation of youngins.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:25 No.72197XXX GET SOME DUKEFORCE!!! ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:26 No.72197XXX Duke has attitude. That's what is missing from modern FPS games.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:26 No.72197XXX >>72197713 >Beer button >BEER BUTTON Here is everything I own and my entire family, just shut up and give me this game.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:27 No.72198XXX >>72197928 HOOOLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIITTT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:27 No.72198XXX I WAITED OVER HALF OF MY LIFE FOR THIS GAME It's finally happening ;_;

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:28 No.72198XXX ALWAYS BEEN BETTING ON DOUK WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ?

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:28 No.72198XXX

Some of you guys are retarded.

You don't play Duke for some fucking "ultra FPS experience",

You play Duke for humour and fuck awesome parody of action movies.

It's actually a series with SOUL, unlike Call of Cock and Gaylo.
It doesn't take itself so seriously.

I am going to buy this on every possible platform.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:28 No.72198XXX >>72197928 Fucking printscreened.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:29 No.72198XXX I know you're thinkin' of puttin; Sometimes, dead is better.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:29 No.72198XXX >>72198141 I am going to buy this for any friends I have that cannot afford it.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:29 No.72198XXX >>72197928 NEWFAGS CAN'T BET ON DUKE! ☢ ☢ ☢ SHIT!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:29 No.72198XXX ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)11:30 No.72198XXX >>72197928 >areyouawizard.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:30 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ AM I DOING IT RIGHT

>>	Erika !!JYkK1sL2lab 09/04/10(Sat)11:31 No.72198XXX Oh. My. God.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:31 No.72198XXX non betters cant dukeforce ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:32 No.72198XXX ßß☢ ☢ß☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:32 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ ALWAYS BET ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:32 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:32 No.72198XXX ☢☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:33 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ I CAN BET ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:34 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ Duke Nukem will be another generic brown shooter. But who gives a shit ITS FUCKING DOUK NUKEM!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:34 No.72198XXX ☢A☢L☢W☢A☢Y☢S☢ ☢B☢E☢T☢ ☢O☢N☢ ☢D☢U☢K☢E

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:35 No.72198XXX COME GET SOME

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:36 No.72198XXX >>72198141 >>72198141 You are a cool guy. You bet on Duke, unlike some of the cocksuckers.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:36 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢☢ PUT IT ALL ON DUKE!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:36 No.72198XXX >>72197436

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:37 No.72198XXX >>72198607 Yay! Mac mods.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:37 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:37 No.72198XXX >>72198492 >>72198425 >>72198391 >>72198383 >>72198373 >>72198366 >>72198327 >>72198233 >>72198189 >>72197928 >here_we_go.exe And: ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:37 No.72198XXX >>72198607 what the hell is this

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:37 No.72198XXX >>72197773 Being a mod on 4chan. It will get you a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX >>72198607 what shitty browser is this with traffic lights and shit? duke nukem would use netscape.

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX >>72198607 I bow to a power far superior to my own

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX >my face when i cant douk force

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX >>72198607 DOUK WOULDNT USE A FUCKING MAC

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX POSTING IN A STICKY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX the nukes are now diamonds ♦ ♦ ♦

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX >>72198686 DOUK WOULD USE INTERNET EXPLODER

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:38 No.72198XXX What can't Duke Nukem do?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:39 No.72198XXX >>72198607 >Mac and Duke Nukem in the same picture Am I the only one seeing the irony behind this.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:39 No.72198XXX >>72198607 LIES. DOUK NEVER USE FAGOTS SHIT LIKE SAFARI.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:39 No.72198XXX ☢DUKE☢NUKEM☢BABY☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:40 No.72198XXX >>72198752 Be a faggot.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:40 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ Always bet on douk

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)11:40 No.72198XXX >>72198752 Not be Duke Nukem. Scratch that, he can even not be Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:40 No.72198XXX >>72198811 I was just about to type this.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:40 No.72198XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	MONSQUAZ !tBwgs.MIDI 09/04/10(Sat)11:42 No.72198XXX Doomguy cleared hell and earth AND THEN HELL AGAIN. Duke is a blond pussy that thinks he's tough shit. Doomguy saved the universe from Satan and conquered immortals. Why bet on some cocky blond asshole when you can bet on the all might Doomguy?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:42 No.72198XXX >>72198607 Don't worry guys. He's clearly trying to destroy the Mac by shooting at it. He's just trying to watch the thread in the process.

>>	Duke ‮ ☢ ☢☢ ☢‪‪‪‮ mekuN ekuD ♯♯‬‬ ‮ ‪‪‪‮‬‬‬‬ 09/04/10(Sat)11:43 No.72199XXX SUP?

>>	DOOK !ezrmf8AceE 09/04/10(Sat)11:43 No.72199XXX MODS I HAVE A QUESTION, Did /v/ rename itself after - http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke,? Someone told me it was. I just want to know

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:43 No.72199XXX >>72198961 enjoy your ban you homosexual faggot

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:44 No.72199XXX >>72198880 DUKEFORCE?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:44 No.72199XXX >>72198607 This just proves that Windows-PCs are for farthoppers and Macs get you laid...   

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:46 No.72199XXX >>72199127 Why should we listen to you? You can't even bet on Duke.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:46 No.72199XXX >>72199027 IT'S A FUCKING QUOTE

>>	GUTSMANSASS !QyC34PSI76 09/04/10(Sat)11:47 No.72199XXX POSTING IN A DUKE THREAD All on freeman

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:48 No.72199XXX >>72198961 Try saying that to Duke as hes ramming his cock down your throat and filling you with his manjuice then you BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:48 No.72199XXX >>72199027 No it was reverse you fuck. Also HAIL TO THE KING is a fucking quote from the game you underage fucker.

>>	Boofy !!ymFB7aOIPcZ 09/04/10(Sat)11:49 No.72199XXX It's now official. Duke Nukem is the King of /v/ and the entire Video Game Industry.

>>	hresvelgr !!QFlPMusy5jX 09/04/10(Sat)11:50 No.72199XXX ALWAYS BET ON DUKE. ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	DOOK !ezrmf8AceE 09/04/10(Sat)11:50 No.72199XXX >>72199245 >>72199346 Well I got fucking trolled.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:51 No.72199XXX

>>72199377
>It's now official. Duke Nukem is the King of /v/ and the entire Video Game Industry.
>It's now official
>now
Bitch, Duke's Always been there, running things from the shadows. It's just now that he's come back to remind people who's in charge here.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:52 No.72199XXX >>72199377 Only in states. Guys at ni channeru wheren't this enthusiastic...

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:52 No.72199XXX

☢☢☢        ☢☢      ☢            ☢ ☢     ☢
☢     ☢    ☢     ☢   ☢            ☢ ☢   ☢
☢       ☢☢ ☢ ☢            ☢ ☢☢
☢       ☢☢         ☢ ☢            ☢ ☢   ☢
☢     ☢    ☢     ☢     ☢        ☢   ☢      ☢
☢☢☢         ☢☢          ☢☢☢      ☢        ☢

ALWAYS BET ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:53 No.72199XXX >>72199571 that would have been great if it worked

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:53 No.72199XXX >>72197928 awesome

>>	hresvelgr !!QFlPMusy5jX 09/04/10(Sat)11:53 No.72199XXX ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ HAIL TO THE KING, BABY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:55 No.72199XXX >>72199571 Who the hell is DeG((?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)11:57 No.72199XXX ALL BETS ON DEG))

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:00 No.72199XXX

>"Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard".
It's been a hell of a ride Douk, we'll miss you.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:00 No.72199XXX I DON'T BET OFTEN. BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT IT ALL ON DUKE.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:01 No.72200XXX >>72190659 >dat image FUCK THE NIGHTMARES ARE COMING BACK FUCKING VORTEX QUEEN

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:01 No.72200XXX fuck this shit, i'm to lazy to fix DEG))

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:02 No.72200XXX ☢ ☢☢ Duke Force

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:03 No.72200XXX >>72199999 >99999

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:04 No.72200XXX this tread is glorious!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:04 No.72200XXX >>72200024 What is this?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:05 No.72200XXX >>72199200 ORLY?!? I was the first guy to bet on Duke in this sticky... ☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous !vO27Nod3AM 09/04/10(Sat)12:05 No.72200XXX >>72200000

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:05 No.72200XXX ☢☢☢ ☢☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢☢☢ ☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:05 No.72200XXX GOD, THIS IS WHAT I MISS WHEN I'M PASSED OUT AND HUNGOVER?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:06 No.72200XXX >>72200253 Besides I've been betting on Duke forever since 1998...

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:06 No.72200XXX >>72200254 Not Douk related, no one cares.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:07 No.72200XXX

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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:10 No.72200XXX >>72200415 Did......did you just try to embed a youtube video in a post on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:12 No.72200XXX poastin inna epic douk

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:14 No.72200XXX

☢ I WATCHED THIS SHIT AND IMMEDIATELY SAID TO MYSELF, I'M GOING TO SIT RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN AND TELL THESE /v MOTHERFUCKERS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING STICKY.I FUCKING LOVED THIS SHIT SO MUCH I FUCKING RAN IT SIMULTANEOUSLY ON 4 FUCKING MONITORS. I GET THAT SHIT SET UP AND I HAVE AN ENORMOUS FUCKING VIEWING EXPERIENCE. AT THIS POINT I TOOK THE FIRST FEW FEET OF MY COCK OUT OF MY PANTS AND FAPPED BECAUSE THE SIGHT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.BUT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE IT DOESNT END THERE. NEXT I BLAST MY FUCKING 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM TO THE FUCKING MAX, SO MY FAGGOT ASS NEIGHBORS DONT MISS OUT ON THE FUCKING ORGASM THAT IS THIS DUKE THEME.AT THIS POINT I COLLAPSE ONTO THE FLOOR AND FUCK A NEW HOLE INTO THE HARDWOOD BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING STAND THIS GORGEOUS SIGHT. I REGAIN CONTROL AND STAND UP, AND COMMENCE THE VIEWING EXPERIENCE. BY NOW IM SO FUCKING HORNY THAT I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AND DECIDE TO PUNCH THE FUCKING FAN OUT OF MY CASE AND CASEFUCK MY COMPUTER. BY NOW YOU CAN FUCKING IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF MAN SAUCE COVERING EVERY MICROCHIP WITHIN 100 SQUARE FEET.IM SO FUCKING IN THE ZONE THAT I PICK UP MY FUCKING DOG AND START SMASHING EVERYTHING IN MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH HIM. BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE HE DOESNT CARE. HE KNOWS WHAT HE JUST FUCKING WITNESSED, AND HELL TAKE THE PUNISHMENT WITHOUT SAYING A FUCKING WORD. THAT IS UNTIL MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS CALL THE COPS.☢

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX

You can stop betting on duke guys, 2 weapon confirmed.

GeorgeB3DR
Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard".

http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23904897#itemanchor_23904897

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX sage for viral, faggots

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX >>72200800 Oh My Douk

>>	I ALWAYS BET ON DUKE I ALWAYS BET ON DUKE 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX I ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX ☢☢☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢☢☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢ ☢ DOUK NOUKEM

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:16 No.72200XXX >>72200939 bracing for ban

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:17 No.72200XXX >>72200922 deal with it, babby. its not the end of the world.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:17 No.72201XXX >>72200939 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAGING A STICKY WUT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:17 No.72201XXX >>72200800 Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

>>	---===~[Post Content Grader]~===--- [Has Graded 42,029+ Posts] Last Board Graded:/v/ !sGg4wWUHlU 09/04/10(Sat)12:17 No.72201XXX >>Entire thread Thread of the fucking year. I thought ModGeist was awesome, holy shit. Mods = Gods

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:19 No.72201XXX >>72201063 its sticked because 2k paid them too. no more, no less.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:20 No.72201XXX >>72200939 >>72200939 >MY FACE WHEN THIS FAGGOT IS SAGIN A STICKIED VIDEO GAME THREAD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:20 No.72201XXX even if this is some kind of marketing it's still awesome. I love /v/ right now

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:21 No.72201XXX >>72200922 Yeah, we all know Brossuard is a lazy incompetent faggot.

>>	Järvinen "Isvaffel" !Jaakko/lJ6 09/04/10(Sat)12:21 No.72201XXX Best thread on 4chan.

>>	---===~[Post Content Grader]~===--- [Has Graded 42,029+ Posts] Last Board Graded:/v/ !sGg4wWUHlU 09/04/10(Sat)12:22 No.72201XXX >>72201187 Horse shit they did.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:23 No.72201XXX What happened to the other Duke Sticky from yesterday?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:24 No.72201XXX >>72201265 Despite how much this is going to be viralled (its already had 12 years of it too), or how good/bad its going to be, I'm going to be at the nearest midnight launch with one hand on my cock and the other full of cash.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:24 No.72201XXX It hasn't been reported in the mainstream music media, but the reason Chinese Democracy and DNF were so delayed, and the reason Axl got so fat, is that he he has been playtesting Duke Nukem Forever for ten years.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:24 No.72201XXX SHAKE IT BABY

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:25 No.72201XXX

Duke's so alpha that he has two Y chromosomes and doesn't even need an X to live.
Duke's so alpha that the women have to pay him for child support while their raising the kids.
Duke's so alpha that it would be an honor for any male to raise his illegitimate children.
Duke's so alpha that he only smokes cigars because cigar(ettes) are for pussies.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:25 No.72201XXX POASTING IN DUKE NUKEM THREAD AGAIN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Also i want to state that i have "BALLS OF STEEL!!" COOL MUSIC!!

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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:26 No.72201XXX >>72201539 >they're raising the kids

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:26 No.72201XXX HAIL TO THE KING, BABY I LOVE YOU, /v/

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:26 No.72201XXX BLOW IT OUT YER ASS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:27 No.72201XXX don't care about the two weapon only, don't care about the regen health. It's been too damn long to be picky. Beggars can't be choosers.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:27 No.72201XXX Posting in a sticky.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:27 No.72201XXX >>72201605 Fuck yeah you finally got it.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:27 No.72201XXX I bet it all on this game will suck

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:28 No.72201XXX Number of weapons Duke has: 2 Number of weapons Duke should have: ALL OF THEM Number of weapons Duke needs to kick a faggot's ass: FUCKING ZERO

>>	Cow 09/04/10(Sat)12:28 No.72201XXX FUCK YEAR DUKE IS BACK BABY

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:28 No.72201XXX >>72201669 This. The other things that have been revealed show that its going to be fucking awesome and X-rated humour like Duke3D, this will be the game of the decade and possibly century.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:28 No.72201XXX

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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:28 No.72201XXX ☢☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢☢☢ ☢☢ ☢ ☢

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:29 No.72201XXX >implying modern games can be good

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:30 No.72201XXX >>72201787 >implying you bet on douk

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:30 No.72201XXX THIS IS THE DECADE OF THE DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:31 No.72201XXX >>72201787 It's 10 years old.

>>	Duke Nukem is gay !!/qj1Cc2G0Zu 09/04/10(Sat)12:31 No.72201XXX No thanks.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:31 No.72201XXX >implying I'd block this music Mod, you done good. You done real good. for maximum enjoyment, loop this along with the music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:32 No.72201XXX >>72201696 You must have me confused with someone else.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:32 No.72202XXX hey guys i didnt bet on douk, what happens now?

>>	Duke Nukem is gay !!2IaHhsyWaps 09/04/10(Sat)12:32 No.72202XXX And stop this god awful music.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:32 No.72202XXX Duke doesn't have time to play with himself

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:33 No.72202XXX I wonder what Yahtzees review of DNF will be like when it finally comes out.

>>	Naraku !l8Mj3RHD6w 09/04/10(Sat)12:34 No.72202XXX ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:35 No.72202XXX >>72201987 Someone else in the thread tried several times but couldn't do it.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:35 No.72202XXX

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/09/03/controversial-long-awaited-duke-nukem-forever-will-finally
-be-released/

>The first person shooter about a space marine with a penchant for off-color humor who battles aliens with increasingly destructive weapons, was to be the fourth installment in a series of games that garnered critical praise and generated controversy for its depiction of women. After 10 years in development, 3D Realms, the studio behind the game, announced it was shutting down in 2009.

I shit you not.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:36 No.72202XXX This game is going to suck because its made for a target audience. Enjoy your Spike TV Presents Half Life. Douk sucks anyways, people just liked it because you could see tits and hear curse words.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:36 No.72202XXX >>72202258 >Duke Nukem >Space Marine WHAT?!

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:37 No.72202XXX ALL IN FOR DOUK

>>	Someone else. 09/04/10(Sat)12:41 No.72202XXX >>72202258 >spessmreen wut

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:42 No.72202XXX Awesome. I love Megadeth, what a theme tune.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:44 No.72202XXX >>72202621 He meant SPEEHS MEHREENS Also this music sucks.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:45 No.72202XXX >this thread

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:45 No.72202XXX >>72202813 >this music sucks EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:45 No.72202XXX >>72202813 like ur mom sucks my dick

>>	WitnessX !!X6cD0l+ZuTf 09/04/10(Sat)12:47 No.72203XXX I never thought I'd see the day this game was released. Also, cool music, mods.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:48 No.72203XXX SAGE FOR NOT VIDYA

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:48 No.72203XXX >sticky >music ALL BETS ARE OFF, MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:49 No.72203XXX WHO THE HELL WOULD BET ALL ON DOUK?! THIS GUY!!

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:50 No.72203XXX

Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard".

It's not 1996 anymore.

Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard".

It's not 1996 anymore.

Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard".

It's not 1996 anymore.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:51 No.72203XXX AFTER 13 YEARS. ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:53 No.72203XXX FUCKING HYPOCRITES HOW DO THEY WORK?

>>	DOOK !ezrmf8AceE 09/04/10(Sat)12:53 No.72203XXX Attention all DOOK bet placers, the group; http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vDuke Will soon have 2(more if we get hosts) CO-OP DUKE NUKEM 3D Servers, I just wante you all the know. KICK ASS

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:53 No.72203XXX

>>72195079

>Cue the Duke Nukem Forever logo and a camera pulls back to show that Duke, in first-person, was playing a video game. He's got a gold Xbox 360 controller with the face buttons re-named as D, U, K and E. There's a busty lady in a schoolgirl outfit near the bottom of your first-person view. And there's a second one. One stands up and wipes her mouth.
>"What about the game, was it any good?" one of them asks.
>"Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be," he answers.

OH GOD GOTTA FAP

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:53 No.72203XXX At least the /b/ shit is /v/ related for once.

>>	Ayahuasca 09/04/10(Sat)12:55 No.72203XXX I'LL FUCKING SLAUGHTER 26 BABIES IF THIS GAME COMES OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:58 No.72203XXX Hate to tell you this guys, but Duke IS kind of a space marine. His ride is a spaceship, he goes into space frequently, etc. He's just the most badass space marine ever.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)12:58 No.72203XXX http://open.spotify.com/track/3VowFZMqNlHzSIa2MA2kwM APPROPRIATE MUSIC

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:07 No.72204XXX >>72203843 what the fuck are you doing nigger? youtube or mp3. kthnx.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:08 No.72204XXX sage, duck is a faggot

CAPTAIN AMERICA !!aTinGK9BfOH 09/04/10(Sat)13:08 No.72204XXX

GOD. THIS GAME SHALL BE ON FIVE DIFFERENT DVD'S FOR CHRIST SAKES. AND THE GAMES WILL BE DISTRIBUTED TO SO MANY DIFFERENT SYSTEMS THAT THE OLD PLAY STATION 1 WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY IT. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:08 No.72204XXX >>72204423 >He doesn't have Spotify laughingduke.avi

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:09 No.72204XXX >>72204471 goddamned i laughed at the stickysage

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:11 No.72204XXX >>72204518 enjoy your malware, bro

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:11 No.72204XXX Guys, I don't mean to sound like a stick in the shit, but Gearbox is a horrible developer this generation. They will give you an uninspired, generic, CoD clone. Not a a real Douk game whatsoever.

>>	Heracross !ySVznYQLwU 09/04/10(Sat)13:13 No.72204XXX >>72204681 The game was 3 months from going gold back in 2009 before the lawsuits happened. The game basically needed menus, interface, and general polishing.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:14 No.72204XXX >>72204681 >gearbox >horrible >borderlands nigga you dumb

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)13:15 No.72204XXX >>72203216 How the hell did I play it on N64 and on my Xbox Gearbox? It's called a cycle menu, learn it. God, I hate their excuse.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:15 No.72204XXX ALWAYS BET ON DOUK

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:15 No.72204XXX >>72204818 Borderlands is horrible

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:17 No.72205XXX <br><br><b style="color:red;">(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)</b></blockquote></td></tr></table>

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:17 No.72205XXX >>72204904 That's Brossuard said. From 3D Realms. Derp.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:18 No.72205XXX >>72204681 Gearbox has always been a terrible developer. The only reason why they ever got noticed was because they made a couple of mods for an overrated game.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:20 No.72205XXX ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

>>	Saturo !!R/lQMqIUDDq 09/04/10(Sat)13:21 No.72205XXX What the hell happened to rollerskating on knees crouch movement and six guns? Fuck this noise.

>>	Anonymous Prime !!dFnlxndSpE6 09/04/10(Sat)13:21 No.72205XXX >>72205080 >>72205080 Wooow, I derped hard. Point still stands though.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:21 No.72205XXX This thread raped me and i liked it

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:21 No.72205XXX >>72189380 STICKY THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:23 No.72205XXX All of the people saying Gearbox are a shit dev need to play BROTHERS IN ARMS

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>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:25 No.72205XXX >>72205464 Not a good defense. I happen to have Hell's Highway, and it's a piece of shit masquerading as garbage.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:26 No.72205XXX >>72205560 Its a great game, fuck you.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:27 No.72205XXX

http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=65442
>Yeah, blame us for it if you want. It may change in the future and I don't know what will happen with it, but it was us. I stand by it too, as you cannot discount designing games for a modern world and part of that world is consoles where the bulk of the sales can be. And on those consoles you have a controller. We tried for a long time to support lots of guns but we simply could not find a nice way to map it to a controller, despite trying 4-5 designs. We gave it enough time and decided to stop swimming against the current and adopt what was basically the "standard". It's not 1996 anymore.
-GeorgeB3DR

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:28 No.72205XXX >>72205464 The 2 Brothers in Arms on PS2/XBOX/PC were excellent games. The newest one that hit the PS3/360/PC was a casualized sack of horse SHIT. They also gave us the atrocity known as Borderlands. They will fuck this all up. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:28 No.72205XXX nigger

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:29 No.72205XXX >>72205701 ......so they just gave up because they fucking suck at their jobs? will the PC version have more guns?

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:30 No.72205XXX >>72205763 Whats with all the borderlands hate, I played the entire game with a bro via CO-OP and it was fucking good fun.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:31 No.72205XXX >>72205841 Nope. The "PC version" is a console port. IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE THIS (OR LET THE MODDING COMMUNITY CHANGE IT FOR YOU), ASK GEARBOX FOR MOD TOOLS ON THE FORUMS OR THE "CONTACT US" THING.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:31 No.72205XXX I AM BUILDING A GAMING RIG PURELY FOR THIS GAME. I'm betting it all on duek. I have waited 10 years for this. I seriously can't believe it's happening. It best be a damn long game.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:31 No.72205XXX >>72205841 They'll have the same amount, but you probably will only be able to carry just a few weapons at a time.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:31 No.72205XXX OH FUCK YOU, THIS WILL SUCK ASS

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:32 No.72206XXX >>72205841 >will the pc version have more guns? Not likely, considering the shitty PC port of borderlands they did. I can't post the relevant pic because duplicate image, but here it is: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1283621258170.jpg >>72205714

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:32 No.72206XXX I still coming out next year... Oh well, 15 years, another year couldnt hurt ;_;

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:33 No.72206XXX

>>72205964
Don't do it bro.
You can find a bunch of articles on the internet in which Gearbox is interviewed about their PC version of Borderlands, and they full out lie, stating they would be putting more effort into the PC version for optimized graphics, controls, etc. etc.

To this very day, the PC version of Borderlands remains a horribly broken game.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:34 No.72206XXX

1. SIGN UP ON GEARBOX FORUMS OR CLICK THE "CONTACT US" BUTTON ON THE MAIN SITE

2. ASK THEM (POLITELY) FOR MODDING TOOLS TO BE RELEASED WITH THE PC VERSION OF THE GAME

3. IF THIS WORKS AND THE GAME IS RELEASED WITH MODDING TOOLS, EITHER MOD THE GAME YOURSELF OR WAIT FOR THE COMMUNITY TO FIX THE BULLSHIT

4. PLAY THE REAL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
1. SIGN UP ON GEARBOX FORUMS OR CLICK THE "CONTACT US" BUTTON ON THE MAIN SITE

2. ASK THEM (POLITELY) FOR MODDING TOOLS TO BE RELEASED WITH THE PC VERSION OF THE GAME

3. IF THIS WORKS AND THE GAME IS RELEASED WITH MODDING TOOLS, EITHER MOD THE GAME YOURSELF OR WAIT FOR THE COMMUNITY TO FIX THE BULLSHIT

4. PLAY THE REAL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
1. SIGN UP ON GEARBOX FORUMS OR CLICK THE "CONTACT US" BUTTON ON THE MAIN SITE

2. ASK THEM (POLITELY) FOR MODDING TOOLS TO BE RELEASED WITH THE PC VERSION OF THE GAME

3. IF THIS WORKS AND THE GAME IS RELEASED WITH MODDING TOOLS, EITHER MOD THE GAME YOURSELF OR WAIT FOR THE COMMUNITY TO FIX THE BULLSHIT

4. PLAY THE REAL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:35 No.72206XXX Wait guys... So 3d realms gave the development to Gearbox?. Or was it Take-Two?. Lets hope they dont blow this up with ridiculous lawsuits.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:35 No.72206XXX can we have a torrent of duke 3d i've only played the share ware and never got past the recycle plant where you escape the sub.

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:35 No.72206XXX

The game will never, ever live up to the hype. 10 years is just too much fucking time.

However, this game is going to be released after all. It takes me back to the good ole days when I was 13, playing a game where you could either kill aliens AND give money to lapdancers.

My life is now complete.

>>	Someone else. 09/04/10(Sat)13:36 No.72206XXX >>72206107 It works flawlessly for me, liar.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:37 No.72206XXX >>72206259 Google "Eduke32".

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:39 No.72206XXX

For everyone who doesn't have the mp3s here's the four most essential versions of Grabbag

Lee Jackson's original (The best)
Megadeth's version
Duke Nukem Forever E3 2001 trailer version
And Duke Nukem Jam by Chris Kline

http://www.mediafire.com/?pr7xa7mjo7u1idm

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:39 No.72206XXX BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:40 No.72206XXX
File1283622030.jpg-(12 KB, 250x250, pay attention.jpg)

1. SIGN UP ON GEARBOX FORUMS OR CLICK THE "CONTACT US" BUTTON ON THE MAIN SITE

2. ASK THEM (POLITELY) FOR MODDING TOOLS TO BE RELEASED WITH THE PC VERSION OF THE GAME

3. IF THIS WORKS AND THE GAME IS RELEASED WITH MODDING TOOLS, EITHER MOD THE GAME YOURSELF OR WAIT FOR THE COMMUNITY TO FIX THE BULLSHIT

4. PLAY THE REAL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:40 No.72206XXX >Three-breasted giant monster >Duke says: "Hell, I'd still hit it" HAIL TO THE FUCKING KING BABY!

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:42 No.72206XXX

>>72206396
My eyes sadly my pc is to old to run opengl and this would run like shit i just want classic duke nukem.

My pcs so old that deus ex is darker than it should be and the lighting is all circular; and reminds me of gasoline stains though this makes the game far more atmospheric and cyber punky for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:42 No.72206XXX 19.7

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:43 No.72206XXX >My face when douk thread >My face when I was about to play Duke Nukem 3D

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:44 No.72206XXX MY eyes its glorious, fixed>>72206741

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>>	Extended Duke Nukem Theme Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:45 No.72206XXX Been trying like hell to find the Extended Duke Nukem Theme you can hear it here: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2008-duke-nukem/36746 Note: don't mind the horrible Trailer Thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:46 No.72207XXX >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 THIS SO HARD

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:47 No.72207XXX why was the original duke nukems so kiddy beyond the whole opening cutscenes duke collected balloons foot bals etc. Though i presume it was more of a arcade style so it didnt matter

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:49 No.72207XXX >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 >>72206602 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT

>>	Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:50 No.72207XXX Postan in the most awesome thread ever.

>>	Djelos 09/04/10(Sat)13:50 No.72207XXX MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK MY LIFE ON DOUK

Anonymous 09/04/10(Sat)13:50 No.72207XXX

>>72206602

OH HAI MOD.How? image limit was hit long time ago also my middle name is sherlock Well see about this. Not a bad idea. If they don't fuck this up we won't need this. But if they make shit and don't give us modtools then i will crucify them myself.

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