Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until. Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Good.....God.....

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until..... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>this entire thread

OH GOD
IT'S IN A DIFFERENT VOICE BUT THERE'S STILL THE RANDOM PAUSES

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381756

I still read it in G-Man's voice. His speech is just too distinct.

This thread is making my brain hurt.

Seriously.

These threads never work for me. The only voice that I hear that isn't mine is >>70381539

>>70381813
goddamn, I even heard the music

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381402
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IT CORRY!!!!!!

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381911
Rr. freeman, would you enjoy a little electric guitar?

It is a party, every. single. weeks Mr. Freeman.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well let's
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381863
same

>>70381402
IT WORKED

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381620

it still all sounds like Michael Shapiro in my head

>>70381539
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

>>70382331

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.

>>70381402
best part about that gif? watch his dad in the backround.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

The Poop That Took a Pee

Chapter 1:

Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner.

>>70381539

Oh god, I can't stop laughing.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until. Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world.
So wake up Mr.
Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70382862
I read it in Jerry Seinfield's voice.

>>70382862

I read that in Microsoft Sam's voice without even thinking.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70382888
OH FUCK YOU

it's fucking sad that I know Dane Cook's voice well enough to get pissed off

>>70382862
>>70382862

Doing it wrong. Lemme fix that for you:

MAKE IT STOP

>>70380695
>>70381710
>>70381735
>>70382696
>>70382111
Only ones whose voice and mannerisms I could replicate when reading out loud.

>>70382888
OH GOD WHY DOES THAT EVEN WORK SO WELL

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381539
>See picture.
>Read "Rise"
>Laugh uncontrollably.

>>70381813
You bastard

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70383112
fuck you

"..."

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mph mmph mph mmphmph mph mphmph. Nphmph mph mmph mmphmphmph mph mph mph mphmph.
Mmph mph mph mphmph mph mphmph mph mphmph mph mphmphmph... Mmmph mph
mph mph mphmph mph mphmphmph. Mmph mphmph mphmph mph mph mphmph
mph mph mmphmph mph mph mph. Mmph mphmph, Mphmph Mphmphn, mph mphmph mphmmph
mphmph.

>>70383331

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you...
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until..... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Great, now this thread is going to be TF2 characters reciting the line.

Fuck me.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70383512

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70383513

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you...
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until..... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381813
I think Katz sounds the most like him out of this thread

RISE AND SHINE, BOYS AND GIRLS!
HAH HAH!

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until. Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70382331
oh god what

>>70383331
Shoulda put the actual words, so we can think the "mph" in our minds.

The only ones I read in their voices:
>>70381518
>>70381620
>>70381710
>>70382759
>>70383170
>>70383524
Plankton's was the best.

".......................................................................
........................................................................
.......................................................................
......................................................................."

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until. Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world.
So wake up Mr.
Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Pretty Momma, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that'cha been sleeping on the job.
No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well. lets
just say your hour, has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world babeh.. So wake up Pretty lady, wake up and smell the testosterone. hoo-yah!

>implying i have been sleeping on the job

Should be archived.

>>70383512
This mother fucker right here!
God damn.

>>70382862

I read it in Hugh Laurie's voice.

>captcha: social turnegra

>>70383902

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that l wish to impIy that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the worId. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70383713
Eiffel tower!

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70384289
This happens every month and it doesn't take much creativity. It's not worth archiving.

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Rise and shine Bro, seriously, get up man. Not that i've been using your computer to wank or anything. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well lets just say its your time to shine, bro. The right guy in the wrong place can seriously fuck shit up or fix it. So c'mon, wake up you faggot, wake up and smell the ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that l wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70384359

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

someone needs to put this into moonbase alpha

THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT WORK BECAUSE G-MAN'S VOICE IS FARR TOO DISTINCTIVE

THREAD IS 99% SAMEFAG

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to >imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until. Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

I lost it at Gilbert Gottfried

>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70384384
jesus christ i read this in my friends voice

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sIeeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
>>70381863
i also cannot HEAR SHIT EXCEPT G-MAN

thread is CLEVER REVERSE TROLL

10/10

>>70383112

FUCK

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until. Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world.
So wake up Mr.
Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.
I GUARANTEE IT!

Still sleeping Mr. Freeman, still sleeping

someone cap this shit

>>70380695
>>70381191
>>70381267
>>70381518
>>70381539
>>70381580
>>70382111
>>70382643
>>70382696
>>70382888
>>70382939
>>70383512
>>70383609
>>70383734
>>70383902
>>70384291

PERFECTLY

>>70384359

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Marston, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the lawmen in the west would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the west. So wake up Mr. Marston, wake up and smell the
elixir.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Despierta el Sr. Freeman, despierta. No es que quiero dar a entender que
usted ha estado durmiendo en el trabajo. No hay nadie más merecedor de un descanso que tú.
Y todo el esfuerzo en el mundo habría ido a los residuos hasta que .... Bueno permite
sólo decir que su hora ha llegado de nuevo. El hombre adecuado en el lugar equivocado puede hacer
toda la diferencia en el mundo. Así que despierta el Sr. Freeman, despierte y huela el
cenizas.

>>70383112
Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70384895

Read it in BOTH their fucking voices! ARGH!

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70384883
jesus christ don't use google translator. Sounds really fucked up to any english-spanish speaker

how do I submit this to archives

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And aII the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Lise and shine Mr. Fleeman, lise and shine. Not that I wish to impry that
yuu haff been shleeping on the jawb. No one is more deserving of a lest dan yuu.
And arl the effowt in the wuwd would have gone to waste untir.... Wel rets
just say your howa has come again. The light man in de wong prace can make
arl the diffelence in the wuwd. So wake up Mr. Fleeman, wake up and smerr the
ashes.

>>70384545

>>70385118
>archive
>generic copy/paste thread with popular-voiced actors' images

>>70384844
OH GOD. CARL. GET OUT OF MY HEEEEAD.

It's sad that I know so many of these characters so well that every line is in their voice. I cannot believe that shit.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
>Not that I wish to imply that
>imply
>imply
>imply
>imply
>imply
>imply
>imply
>imply

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

>>70385425
Fuck off faggot, already been done >>70383734

MY BRAIN CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!

Desperta che Freeman Culiado, desperta mierda! Io no quiero dar a entender que vo´a estado poliyando en el laburo, no hai nadie ma merecedo´que vo para un buen descanso loco. Y por mas que te hyai matado, el mundo se fue al carajo macho... Bueno, solo dejame decir que tu hora ha llegado de vuelta culia, el culiado perfecto en el pior lugar posible puede hacer toda la diferencia en el mundo loco, asi que levantete freeman culiado, despertate y ole el fernet...

>>70385473
>>70380695

Fucking perfect.

>>70385143
I see what you did there...