no fucking thanks

sage for not vidya

>>67915641

asspained no friend loser detected

>>67915675
>thinks /v/ "bros" are friends

sure is /b/ in here

>>67915672
>implying implying is not /v/

bump

Stranger: when i get older
You: >implying i want to greet you
Stranger: i will be stronger
You: >implying icare
Stranger: they'll call me fredom
Stranger: just like a wavin flag
You: >implying that wasn't stupid
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

sage

>>67916324

age

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: >implying I want to talk to you
You: >implying I'm on here to talk to people
You: >implying I care about what you're going to say
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am chinese
You: >implying that you have a computer if you are chinese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IT WORKED

Stranger: hey
You: >implying i want to talk
Stranger: what song are you listening to?
You: >implying im listening to music
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what song?
You: >implying i said i was listening to music
Stranger: <implying ur fucking gay get a life

lel wrong arrow

I NEVER LOSE :D

>>67915672
The point of saging is to say something without bumping the thread.

Simply saging is pointless.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: >implying I'm going to say hi
Stranger: ello
Stranger: yes i was
You: >implying that you aren't faking being British
Stranger: im not british
You: >implying you aren't British
Stranger: hahha congrats
You: >implying this isn't some clever plot to try and get me to believe you arent
Stranger: damn it. you caught me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm good at this.

>>67916624
> wrong arrow

Stranger: hey how are you?
You: >impyling you care
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: >implying you didnt just confuse yourself
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://single-match.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell :)
You: >impyling i'm gonna look at that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh god wot.

ITT:OP pretends people are interested in his /b/ shit by samefagging his thread with his fucking stupid conversations he made

>>>/b/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: >implying that you will you respond
Stranger: gal here...looking to talk to nice guy, i am 18.
You: >implying you aren't 12
You: >implying you will finish typing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Heyy:]
Stranger: asl??
You: >implying I'm going to tell you that
Stranger: WHY
You: >implying you don't play WoW
Stranger: whats that?
You: >implying you don't know what it is
Stranger: i sure dont!
You: >implying you aren't lying
Stranger: im not.
You: >implying that people other than WoW players attempt to hook up through the internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just don't give up.

Stranger: Hi im 17, want to see my dick and then show me your breasts over msn? :D
You: >implying you have a dick
You: >implying you want underage women
You: >implying your 30
Stranger: no im really 17
Stranger: :P
You: >implying your a pedophile
Stranger: WTF man? bye

Stranger: horny? :)
You: >implying
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>67916988
>­>­>­>/b/

Stranger: hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: >implying I want to talk with you
You: >implying I want to do cyber sex with you
Stranger: no thanks because i did that and they put it all over the internet
You: >implying you're not lying to me
Stranger: no im not4

Stranger: hey how are you?
You: >implying youre in a position to ask me that
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: >implying thats not a virus
Stranger: Crap, my roomate is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://single-match.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucking bots.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: >implying i want to talk
Stranger: asl?
You: >implying im human and have a home
Stranger: what are u up too?
You: >implying im doing anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

well, that was almost fun

>Old fat guys jacking off.
>This is what they see.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Please tell me you're not boring. Hah.
You: >implying i want to greet you
You: >implying im boringh
Stranger: Yee! You're not boring.
You: >implying im not boring
Stranger: ^_^ What's up?
You: >implying you want to know what's up
Stranger: Yes. Your implications are correct.
You: >implying my implications are correct
Stranger: Haha. Seriously, let's converse.
You: >impying i want to converse
Stranger: You must be bored, I take it?
You: >implying im bored and you take it
Stranger: Haha. If you don't mind, I will disconnect unless you speak normally.
You: >imypling you'll disconnect if i talk normally
You: >implying ill stop implying
You: >implying you're not a faggot
Stranger: Haha!
You: >imypling you're not offended
Stranger: Mm, nah. You're just "Stranger". That'd be pretty stupid if I took it offensively.
You: >implying you're not boring
You: >implying im not going to disconnect
You: >implying i lost


Holy fuck I lost.

just report the thread

You: >implying you're not going to say asl
Stranger: >not going to say asl
You: Fellow /v/irgin?
Stranger: Man, I haven't been on there in awhile.
Stranger: How's it keeping?
You: They made a board
You: Entirely for Pokemon
Stranger: OH FFF
Stranger: /tr/
Stranger: yes, I saw that.
You: Yup.
You: I'm actually on here
You: As part of a thread
Stranger: I thought it was the best idea ever.
Stranger: O rly?
You: to imply the shit out of whoever I'm talking to
You: And make them leave
Stranger: Hahahaha! That's a fun idea.
Stranger: Man, I haven't seen an Omegle raid board for awhile.
You: You mean thread?
Stranger: Things move so quickly .
Stranger: *thread
Stranger: Sorry 'bout that, yeah.
You: It's mostly about Mass Effect and Minecraft now.
You: >>67916512
You: There's the thread about Omegle
You: Go have fun
Stranger: Awesome!
Thanks, man.
You: See ya.

Stranger: >Implying you'll say hello last
You: >Implying you go on 4chan

No one's said anything since then. Who is this I'm talking to?

This would be fun in theory, but most people disconnect after I >imply more than once. That was pretty boring.

Stranger: hey
You: >implying I'm going to say hi
Stranger: if u say asl i will kill u
You: >implying you'll kill me if I say asl
Stranger: ya
You: >implying you leave the house
Stranger: y
You: >implying y
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>67917691
Imply the shit out of them!!!

Stranger: Hey
You: >implying i want to say hello
Stranger: Asl
You: >implying i have age
You: >implying i have sex
You: >implying i can be located
Stranger: What's implying
You: >implying im going to answer that
You: >implying youre not retarded
Stranger: Ur wierd
You: >implying youre not wierd
Stranger: Well u r
Stranger: R u a guy or girl
You: >implying youre not a faggot
Stranger: U r

Stranger: hey
You: >Implying will say hi
You: >Implying you will ignore me
You: >Implying I care
You: >Implying I'm not ronry ;_;
You have disconnected.


I failed :(

You: >implying you won't say asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: >Implying I'm going to start this conversation
Stranger: igo bajigo
You: >Implying I speak nigerish
Stranger: i speak papua nugini
You: >Implying I give a shit
Stranger: i give a jerk
You: >Implying I'm not better than you
Stranger: emang
You: >Implying I will magically answer in Ganja language
Stranger: aku kan jeniu s
Stranger: kesuen ''
Stranger: popopopo????
Stranger: lama ne makk
You: >Implying Those words mean something else other than black black black rape steal run
Stranger: haishh..
Stranger: apa kao???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm fucking horrible at this

>>67917154
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>67917765
> >implying y

I lol'd.

>>67918039

You: >implying you won't say asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This happens a lot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: >implying I don't represent Omegle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: >implying you will post first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u f?_
You: >implying I am a female
You: >implying the internet is not a huge sasuagefest
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u have
Stranger: msn
You: >implying this is ok
You: >implying I use MSN
Stranger: give me than
You: >implying I have it
Stranger: tell me your msn
You: >implying I have an MSN
Stranger: ok?
You: >implying its not ok
Stranger: tellme and i will add u
Stranger: ???
You: >implying I will tell you
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: im waiting
You: >implying you're waiting

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl?
You: >implying ill give you my asl
Stranger: k secksy
You: >implying im secksy
You: >Iplying you typing
Stranger: >implying my dick is huge.
Stranger: fun fact
Stranger: thought u should know
You: >implying mine isnt bigger
Stranger: fuckface
Stranger: :D
Stranger: wanna see how big it is
Stranger: C======3
Stranger: bam
Stranger: that;s it
You: >implying people dont fuck your face
Stranger: well
Stranger: ur mom
Stranger: did
Stranger: last night
Stranger: fuckface
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wanna fuck my face?
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuckface
Stranger: go fuck urself
Stranger: u have 7 days to live
Stranger: k bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: >implying I'll start the conversation
Stranger: age please?
You: >implying I'll tell you my age
You: >implying this isn't awkward
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hii
You: >implying im gonna say hi
Stranger: Hmm?
You: >implying im gonna explain
Stranger: ......
You: >implying dots
Stranger: Haha your a douche. :p
You: >implying i give a shit
Stranger: I love you
You: >implying I feel teh same way
Stranger: Ok, that's just annoying now It was funny at first...
You: >implying i was trying to be funny

Stranger: yo
You: >Implying that i'm a nigger to compliment like that
Stranger: ??
Stranger: "yo" doesn't imply shit
You: >Impying that this was a question
Stranger: u dumb fuck
Stranger: and this isn't implying
Stranger: no, u really are a dumbfuck
Stranger: no
Stranger: u jack off to dead animals and kids being raped
Stranger: go
Stranger: go for it
Stranger: bitch
Mad as fuck

Stranger: hi
You: >Implying I want to talk with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im hornnyy
Stranger: 19 f
Stranger: usa
You: >Implying you're not a fat virgin neckbeard 55 m
Stranger: huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Well that was easy

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: >Implying I'll say hi
You: >Implying I have an age
Stranger: ok fuck

Stranger: hi
You: >implying you just said hi
Stranger: what is your name
You: >implying i have a name
Stranger: omg me toooooo
You: >implying you exist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME
You: >implying you have powers
Stranger: I KNOW DECLARE YOU
Stranger: OH CRAP TYPO
You: >implying you can declare
Stranger: I FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEDDDD
You: >implying you failed
Stranger: Robotic much??!?!?!?!
You: >implying I'm a robot
You: laughinggirls.jpg
Stranger: Is that meant to mean something?
You: >implying there's a deeper meaning to this
Stranger: Look, it's 3:06 a.m
You: >implying that's late
Stranger: My brain can't handle this philosophical shit
You: >implying this is supposed to be philosophical
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?
You: >implying I want something
Stranger: If I commit suicide right now, you wouldn't even care would you?
You: >implying I would care about someone I know nothing about
Stranger: But I am a fellow human being. Have you no compassion?!
You: >implying I have compassion
Stranger: Well, my robot theory has been proved.
You: >implying that I'm still a robot
Stranger: You have that nonchalant air about you, see.
Stranger: It just screams robot to me.
You: >implying that I'm screaming
Stranger: Teeheehee
You: >implying that this is funny
Stranger: I find it funny, therefore there is nothing to imply.
You: >fuck you
Stranger: Ah. A bipolar robot.
You: >implying that I AM STILL A ROBOT
Stranger: OH LETS JUST END THIS
Stranger: GOODBAI

Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: is this the real life?
You: >Implying this isn't real life

NEW RECORD!

Holy shit clever bot just scared the crap out of me.

You: >implying you will post first
Stranger: heyy~
Stranger: asl ??
You: 55 San Fransisco Male

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: >implying your not going to say asl
You: >implying you are not a man
You: >implying you are not a douche
You: >implying you have no problem of acting like a girl over the internet
You: >implying your not going to be angry
Stranger: im a girl
You: >implying your not a shemale
You: >implying i give a shit
Stranger: hmmm okay ha
You: >implying you countered me by admitting that you are a girl even after i said that no girls are here
You: >implying you are not a man
You: >implying you are in awe of this
You: >implying the game
You have disconnected.

You: >implying I'll begin talking
Stranger: YOU DUN GOOF'D
You: >implying that meme is funny
Stranger: i'll back trace it!
Stranger: call the cyber police!
You: >implying I'm not part of the cyber police
Stranger: JESSI SLAUGHTER LIVVVVVES!

I see /b/ is on Omegle too

Stranger: fuck niggers
You: >implying you dont like niggers
You: >implying youre not a nigger
Stranger: you again
You: >implying that theres not more people doing this shit
Stranger: you are a SHIR
Stranger: SHIT
You: >implying im a SHIT
You: >implying nothing due to silence
Stranger: ROBOT
You: >implying robot
Stranger: im hungry
You: >implying you want KFC
Stranger: for a large cheese pizza
You: >implying you actually prefer pizza over chicken and watermelons
Stranger: thats what niggers eat
Stranger: and grape drank
You: >im implying youre a nigger, nigger
Stranger: you said i wanted kfc
You: >implying KFC isnt chicken
Stranger: i never said i wanted chickeb
You: >implying you didnt lie to me
Stranger: pizza
You: >implying bread with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings
Stranger: you a nigger
You: >implying im a nigger, when im a white supremasist
You: >implying i think i misspelled that
Stranger: how do i join
You: >implying you can join despite being a nigger
Stranger: why would i be talking shit bout em if i was
Stranger: a nigger
Stranger: i am not a nigger
You: >implying niggers arent self hating and racist
You: >implying youre actually chinese, and not a nigger
Stranger: mabee im a japanese girl
You: >implying youre a weaboo
Stranger: >imying your a mexican bastard
You: >implying im not a white member of the glorious master race
You: >implying youll ever finish typing that shit
Stranger: >Implying your a mexican bastard
You: >implying youre not smart enoguh to come up with any other insult
You: >implying youre probably mexican yourself
You: >implying your computer is stolen
You: >implying stranger is typing...
You: >implying its been 2 minutes already, does it really take that long to type something?
You: >implying i dont want to see you anymore
You: >implying we should meet other people
You: >implying i just left, hombre
You have disconnected.

i lost, but that was kinda entertaining

You: >implying im not a 55 year old neckbeard who lives in the basement
Stranger: Hm.
You: >implying this still doesnt turn you on
You: >implying you dont want to pop the whiteheads on my back with your teeth
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: That's where you're wrong
You: >implying you dont want to lick the blackheads off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Are you interested in making money online?
You: >implying I'll fall for scams
Stranger: this isnt a scam
You: >implying it isn't
You: >implying you aren't trying to steal my money and identity
Stranger: you get paid to take market research surveys
You: >implying I'll get paid for that
Stranger: they never ask you for SS# or Bank Account #
You: >implying that's true
Stranger: want a link?
You: >implying it isn't a virud
You: >implying I meant to say virus
Stranger: https://www.surveysavvy.com?id=4333274&action=join
Stranger: or i can send an email referral if you would rather
You: >implying I'm giving you an email, or going to your virus website
Stranger: neither is true lol. im just asking if you would rather have an email. if you dont trust it thats fine. just tell me so i dont waste my time
You: >implying I trust "making money for free"
Stranger: there is no investment, you just have to do work. the money just doesnt appear, you just have to fill out surveys. again, you wont make a fortune, but will make a decent amount of side income
You: >implying that you would be trying to solicit something on an anonymous chatroom
Stranger: dude seriously lol. the link is there if you want it, otherwise just tell me you are not interested. im trying to tell you a ligit idea
You: >implying it's hard to figure out if I want it
Stranger: alright, here it is one more time
Stranger: https://www.surveysavvy.com?id=4333274&action=join
You: >implying you can't read the previous messages and tell if I want it
Stranger: pce
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That took forever.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ask me anything and ill answer honestly
You: >Implying i'll ask you anything
Stranger: yep
You: >Implying you understand how "implying" works.
Stranger: yep
You: >Implying that "yep" isn't all that you can say.
Stranger: nope
You: >Implying that you're not a nigger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: anal sex?
You: >implying sex goes in the anus
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you want it?
Stranger: il give u it
You: >implying I would fuck a filthy stranger
Stranger: i have a huge 14 inch schlong
You: >implying it is not actually 4 inches
Stranger: its 14 inches
You: >implyung it is
Stranger: it is
Stranger: you want it?
You: >implying it is
You: >implying I want it
Stranger: you do
Stranger: very much
Stranger: you crave it
Stranger: your desperate for it
You: >Implying I crave anything anything since the operation
Stranger: operation?
You: Yes
Stranger: what operation?
You: They had to remove my genitals
You: Cancer
Stranger: u a girl or boy?
You: Well, I WAS a boy
You: But, now Im asexual
I bet he feels like a dick.

>>67919262

You: >implying I'll say hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Seems like a big letdown after that.

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: >implying hi
Stranger: asl?
You: >implying I'm 16/f/usa
Stranger: 26 m uk
You: >implying you're not a 50 years old pedophile
Stranger: no I'm not
You: >implying you're not lying to me
Stranger: I swear to you I'm telling the truth
You: >implying I'm going to believe you and maybe have sex with you with the camerah
Stranger: you got msn?
You: >implying I don't have a huge penis
Stranger: msn messenger?
You: >implying I'm going to talk with you on msn, while we can just sit here and talk
Stranger: give your your msn address, I'll add you
You: >implying my msn adress is 4chan@/v/.com
Stranger: /v/.com???
You: >implying you don't know what /v/ is
Stranger: no... does it mean msn.com?
You have disconnected.


fuck this

Stranger: I'm too sexy
You: >implying you are sexy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: .......
You: >implying you know how to ellipse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i heard you play guitar down at a city bar.
You: >implying i play guitar down at a city bar
Stranger: oh are you kidding? I talked to you earlier.
You: >implying you did
Stranger: I'm not implying. I'm for serious.
You: >Implying your for serious and not implying
Stranger: out of +8000 people it had to be you again.
Stranger: jfc.
You: >implying there are 8000+ people on this sight
Stranger: 8993 users online
Stranger: how is that implying. it's at the top of the screen.
Stranger: OH WAIT
You: >implying im looking at a screen right now
You: >implying im gonna wait
Stranger: I'm going to imply that people get frustrated as fuuuuuuck with you.
Stranger: wait
You: >implying they do
Stranger: i'm implying that i'm implying that people get frustrated as fuck
You: >implying your not
Stranger: what?
You: >implying your confised
Stranger: seeing that you can't spell.
Stranger: wait. implying that you care that you can't spell
You: >implying spelling is important
You: >implying that you care that i cant spell
Stranger: wow. you're annoying as fuck.
You: >implying i am
You: >implying your not
Stranger: touché
You: >implying touche
Stranger: alright. I'm done. I'll imply that I may run into you again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: >implying we haven't talked before
Stranger: true
You: >implying the truth
Stranger: yup
You: >implying you can't say no
Stranger: clever
You: >implying I'm not gonna end this
Stranger: are you?
You: >implying if I will
You: >implying you'll finish typing
Stranger: im tihnking bout it
You: >implying you think
Stranger: >implying you like to imply
You: You got me
Connection imploded.

WHAT THE FUCK?!! How the fuck did that happen?!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: >implying you won't say asl
Stranger: asl

>>67919356

Stranger: hi
You: >implying I'll greet you
You: >implying that you won't ask asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why does it keep happening?

Stranger: hey
You: >implying i want to talk
You: >implying i want to meet people on here
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im katy
Stranger: you are
You: >implying your not a 40 year old man trying to jack off right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: like big dick?
You: >implying i like big dick
Stranger: do you?
You: >implying i do
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: asl?
You: >implying I have a gender
-!- Stranger has quit [Remote host closed the connection]

This thread

You: >implying I'm a stranger
Stranger: hi
You: >implying you mean that
Stranger: lol
You: >implying you really laughed
Stranger: wat is your name?
You: >implying I have a name
Stranger: what name
You: >implying you didn't just read what I said
Stranger: do you need medical attention?\\
You: >implying you actually care whether or not I need medical attention
Stranger: where you from??
You: >implying you don't know where I'm from
Stranger: ya
You: >implying ya
Stranger: ya what ya what
You: >implying you understand anything that's happened here since the start of our 'conversation'
Stranger: ma chou hai !lan jiao lah!ci bai!!!!!!!!!
You: >implying that's not mexican
Stranger: that is chinese!
You: >implying chinese people are human and have linguistics
Stranger: `fuck you
You: >implying I'm going to fuck myself
Stranger: so
You: >implying so
Stranger: sosososososo
You: >implying you're not going to disconnect out of boredom because chinks have low attention spans
Stranger: how old are you?
You: >implying I'm going to tell you my age
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Stranger: hello, just looking for good conversation
You: >implying you're going to get a good conversation
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Stranger: hey!
You: >implying i'll say hey back
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: what's up?
Stranger: asl?
You: >implying i have an age
Stranger: implying your a fucking faggot.!

lulz

>>67919713
Ahaha

>implying this is vidya

>>67919472
>>67919472

this one is gold

Stranger: hey
Stranger: boy?
You: >implying I have a sex
Stranger: Ok?
You: >implying that things are ok
Stranger: Wtf?
You: >implying abbreviations are cool

Stranger: that would be correct.
You: >implying you know what shift is
Stranger: you sure are implying a lot of things,
You: >implying you are going to stop me from typing three messages in a row
You: >implying I'm not implying
You: >implying you didn;t notice that
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i didnt
Stranger: wowo
Stranger: congrats.
You: >implying you know what 4chan is
Stranger: that would be incorrect
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Finally, I get something longer than three seconds.

You:
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Stranger: hi
You: >implying i'll greet you
Stranger: your girl
You: >implying you want to talk to a girl, and are in fact not a homosexual.
You: >implying not answering will make me go away
Stranger: ok
You: >implying that its actually okay

Stranger: wtf are you?
You: >implying you dont know what i am
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i dont even...

You: >implying you will say hi
Stranger: ur lying!!!!
You: >implying I am
Stranger: how could u do this to me!!!!!!!
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You: >implying I can do anything over the internet
Stranger: me too u ashole!
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You: hey
Stranger: Bare thine teets or get the fuck outeth.
You: get the fuck off /v/ summerfag

>Try to do this
>All I get are nice people
GODOMMOT OMEGLE.

You: >implying that I will say hi first
Stranger: I am so moist right now
You: >implying that you need a towel
Stranger: hey, would you like to finger my tight hole?
You: >implying I have fingers
Stranger: >implying that this is really boring...

You: >implying i'll say hi
You: >implying you won't d/c
Stranger: Ohai
You: >implying you're not a retard
Stranger: LOL
You: >implying you're really laughing out lout
Stranger: >implying you're annoying with this implying thing
You: >implying i care
Stranger: >implying YOU'RE not a retard
You: >implying no u
You: >implying you type slow
Stranger: >implying i wasnt typing
You: >implying you weren't
Stranger: >implying i care why?
You: >implying you don't care
You: >implying you're not still talking to me
Stranger: >implying your correct
You: >implying you know english
Stranger: >implying i am english
You: >implying you aren't american
Stranger: >implying correct
You: >implying CUP O TEA LADS CHEERIO
You: >DOSH
Stranger: >implying WTF
You: >DOSH
You: >DOSH
You: >DOSH
You: >DOSH
Stranger: >DORK
Stranger: >DORK

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Stranger: whats up n9igga
You: >implying i'm black
Stranger: yea bitch
Stranger: u know it
You: >implying i'm female
You: >implying I know it
Stranger: what the frick are you saying?
You: >implying I'm talking at all
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Stranger: My name is harold
You: >implying yu're harold
Stranger: Imply one more time ill blow ur fucking brains out
Stranger: Bitch i got a gun
You: >implying you have a gun
Stranger: Im not afraif to use it
You: >implying you could shoot me through the internet
Stranger: I will track your IP
You: >implying I'm not in a coffee shop
Stranger: But first
Stranger: I must learn your language
Stranger: Breed with your women
Stranger: An in time our differences will ve resolved
You: >implying I have women to breed with
You: >implying I'm not dying of lonliness
You: >implying I won't kill my self right now
Stranger: You made me lol
Stranger: Goodjob pal
Stranger: Cya
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You: >implying I'm a stranger
Stranger: Amanda 23 USA
You: >implying you're a girl;
Stranger: correct
You: >implying you're correct about implying that you're a girl, making you a man
Stranger: no Im a female
You: >implying you have a vagina and aren't pretending
Stranger: correct wana see my on cam for proof?
You: >implying you have a cam
Stranger: yes, and Im looking for some fun so what ever you want me to do on cam name it
You: >implying when I tell you to stick a sausage in your eye socket, you'll do it
Stranger: only if I tell you to show me a position you show me one too
You: What? Are you even reading?
You: Jesus fucking christ. The people these days.
You: Can't even troll right.
You have disconnected.

Fukken.
I lost.

strange r>implying
me >implying implications of nothing
lol sup bro im from vidya too
>implying I care
fffuuu

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Stranger: >implying I'm going to say hello
You: >implying >implying is funny
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Stranger: im 4'9, 258 pounds, with red hair.
Stranger: you?
You: >implying i want to talk to a ginger chubby
You: >implying i'll tell you personal information about myself
Stranger: hell yeah
You: >implying hell is something to cheer for
Stranger: actually, i im 4'9, 258 pounds, with red hair.
You: >implying i didnt read what you said about yourself earlier
Stranger: >implying your a douche.
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Stranger: howdy
You: >implying I'm a Texan
Stranger: ima texan lol
You: >implying you aren't enormous
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i lol'd

Stranger: Are you interested in making money online?
You: >implying i like money
Stranger: are you the same guy as last time?
Stranger: i cant stand you again lol
You: >implying i'm one person
Stranger: good by

Just played an endurance round. Like ten minutes of silence before he DCed

You: >implying you're going to say something
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That was fast

Stranger: i like ehh seckcii time
You: >implying that you're sexy at any time
Stranger: yes i am
You: >implying that your time is sexy
Stranger: yes and especially when i play xbox
Stranger: my ass gets wet
Stranger: naturally
You: >implying that you need toilet paper
Stranger: yes or my asshole
Stranger: and diapers
You: >....
You: goddamnit
Stranger: FUCK YOU lol :P
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I fail at this

Stranger: would you consider yourself a whore?
You: >implying you are not the whore
Stranger: no no, im a whore, trying to find another whore.
Stranger: to fight about whose more of a whore
You: >implying i am a whore
You: >implying your whoreness could not best all other whores
Stranger: ugh

nobody is fucking responding anymore

Stranger: heyy
You: What
Stranger: asl? :P
You: I'm probably too young for you, a man, and in a location you'll probably never ever be able to reach.
Stranger: im 16 (:
You: I'm 4.
Stranger: how old are you lol?
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: yum
You: This is going weird places.
Stranger: you wanna see my ass? x
You: Not really. My balls haven't dropped yet, so I'm not interested in girls. Specifically not where they shit from.
Stranger: im a guy :P lol
You: Well.
You: That's gross.
You: I'm not interested in your ABC or your hairy ass.
Stranger: i shave :P
You: Yeah, well, I've seen the taints of some guys who 'shave'. There's no way you can get everything with a dual-bladed razor and a hand mirror.
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Didn't do it right.

You: >Implying you don't imply
Stranger: What?
You: >Implying you're clueless
Stranger: ................................................
You: >implying .........................
Stranger: :|
Stranger: am not amused
You: >implying :l
You: >implying you're not amused
Stranger: >implying that you're using that meme properly
You: >implying you know anything about memes
Stranger: I've been on Know Your Meme.
Stranger: I know how it
Stranger: is
Stranger: what
You: >implying KYM knows anything
Stranger: lol mudkips
You: >implying mudkips
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FUCKING RAGE. But still lol's.

Stranger: hey
You: >implying ill respond to that
You: >implying youre not going to type asl
Stranger: nope
You: >implying that you wont, although you really want to
Stranger: i dont really care
You: >implying you dont care
You: >implying theres even such a thing as caring
Stranger: nope
You: >implying youre bored and going to disconnect within a few sentences
Stranger: maybe
You: >implying i know it, because im the fucking oracle
You: >implying nothing because you cant think of anything to type
Stranger: ok
You: >implying you will reply with a sentence longer than 5 words
Stranger: nah
You: >impliyng youre lazy not only in real life, but in front of the computer aswell
You: >implying your life will ever have meaning
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fuck yeah, VIDYAGAMES

>>67920895
>noko

summerfag detected

You: >implying silence
Stranger: i am china !
Stranger: i like rice
You: >implying you aren't korea
Stranger: bye
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>>67915505
You: ASL?
Stranger: 17 f
Stranger: u?
You: 19 m
You: sexville
Stranger: o.o
You: im rich
Stranger: so?
You: and have a big dick
Stranger: hm
You: i live with my parents
You: exchange numbers?
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My first one was great, but it was erased before I could copy it.

tranger: god
You: >implying there is one
Stranger: GOD!!
Stranger: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!
You: >implying you just typed that
You: >implying i was ever here
Stranger: OMG
You: >implying you said OMG
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!
!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZ
ELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!V
UVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!
!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZE
LA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VU
VUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!
!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZEL
A!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUV
UZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!
!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!
!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
You: >implying ear rape
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!vVUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
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>Implying this is /v/idya

Stranger: hey
You: mite b cool
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Oh fuck I'm a dumbass. Sorry, cleared my browsing bullshit along with saved forms and apparently my aim is off.

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Stranger: hey
You: >implying you're not me
Stranger: ... that wasn't confusing at all
You: >implying I'm not you
You: >implying we are not everyone else
You: >implying individuality
Stranger: sick
Stranger: i like you aha
You: >implying liking me doesnt mean you're liking yourself
Stranger: >implying that if the world was created during the big bang we should belive that nothing created somthing therefore 0+0=1
You: >implying you're not correct
Stranger: were u there? nope didn't think so
You: >implying I wasn't
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: neither was i but someone was!
Stranger: or else i would b correct in my statment
You: >implying I implied that
Stranger: ... i am now implying u have issues with talking to ppl directly
You: >implying I can't talk to people
Stranger: ...interesting
You: >implying it is

Stranger: hey this is zacc what up
You: >implying your name is zacc
Stranger: ya
You: >implying it is
Stranger: no it is
You: >implying im disagreeing with you
Stranger: are u a guy or girl
You: >implying i have a gender
Stranger: ur fucken gay u fucken faget ass bitch go kill ur seljf
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Oh my gosh I laughed so hard

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!

User: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: To travel across the land, searching far and wide.

User: These pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside.

Cleverbot: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all!

User: A heart so true, our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. POKEMON!

User: You fucking fail, cleverbot

FUCKING CLEVERBOT

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You: >implying I'll talk first
You: >implying you'll ever have the courage to speak first in real life
You: >implying you'll ever win her heart
Stranger: I'm not in love.
You: >implying you're an internet tough guy who abolishes emotion
Stranger: ...
You: >implying you're really not extremely lonely on the inside
Stranger: No?
You: >implying you don't yearn for attention and love, but you cannot get it since you're either a pasty toothpick or an overweight neckbeard
Stranger: This is boring.
You: >implying you have something better to do
Stranger: YOU FAIL IT!1!! Anyway. See you.
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I'm good at this game.

Convo is too long so I cut the unimportant bit, I met this bro that beat me twice... But at least I went out as a total badass.

You: >implying I'm not celebrating my victory as I'm implying
Stranger: >implying im not just gonna write user has diconnected and post this
You: >implying you have the balls
Stranger: >implying im a man
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON /v/?!
You: OH SHI-
You: I.... lost...
Stranger: >implying i FUCK YEAR I WON POSTING
You: Well played....
You: >implying I'll disconnect coolface.jpg
Stranger: >implying i cant wait for longer than you
You: >implying that it's 5 AM at my place and I can still go on
Stranger: >implying its not 5 AM where i am
You: >implying you'll live another day
Stranger: >implying im not right across the street watching you type
You: >implying that I live in a skyscraper
Stranger: >implying i wont rape you
You: >implying you have a key to unlock my door
Stranger: >implying i cant blow up your door with my explosive ejaculation
You: >implying you have a cock
Stranger: >implying i dont have 7
You: >implying you're from /d/
Stranger: >implying you wont be number 8
You: >implying this is pokemon cock style
Stranger: >implying pokemon have cocks
You: >implying pokemon doesn't have enough cocks
Stranger: >implying my charizard doesnt have a cock
You: >implying I have a pokemon
Stranger: >implying derp
Stranger: >implying herp
You: >implying you are running out of options
Stranger: >implying you dont write pokemon fan fics in which your pokemon rape you repeatadely
You: >implying I do anything else except playing vidya
Stranger: >implying you dont breathe
You: >implying I'm a fish
Stranger: >implying fish dont breathe
You: >implying gills protect my shit
You: >implying you humans are all racist
You: >implying fish aren't the supreme rulers of earth
You: >implying I'm a shark
You: SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!1
You have disconnected.

Well played bro.

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Stranger: Hey
You: >implying i want to talk to you
Stranger: >implying /v/ is good
You: yes
You: finally
Stranger: go make a thread about some vidya
Stranger: I don't even go on /v/ anymore
You: >implying i care what you say
Stranger: BUt this thing has been on for a while
Stranger: I mean seriously
You: >implying you're missed
Stranger: You even make /b/ look good
You: >implying thats possible
Stranger: well..
Stranger: yeah, it's not
Stranger: But you get my point
You: >implying this isnt for a thread in the first place
Stranger: eh
Stranger: maybe
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>>67921455
and then I missed the post number of that other guys post. What the fuck am I doing?

Stranger: ☠ ☮ ☯ ♠ Ω ♤ ♣ ♧ ♥ ♡ ♦ ♢ ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ⚜ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ☄ ☾ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ ☻ ☺ ☹ ۞ ۩
εїз Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ξЖЗ εжз ☎ ☏ ¢ ☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟ ✍ ✌ ☢ ☣ ♨ ๑ ❀ ✿ ψ ♆ ☪ ☭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬ ✄ ✂ ✆ ✉ ✦ ✧
♱ ♰ ∞ ♂ ♀ ☿ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ✖ ✗ ✘ ⊗ ♒
■ □ ▢ ▲ △ ▼ ▽ ◆ ◇ ○ ◎ ● ◯ Δ ◕ ◔
ʊ ϟ ღ ツ 回 ₪ 卐 ™ © ® ¿ ¡ ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ℅ № ⇨ ❝ ❞ # & ℃
∃ ∧ ∠ ∨ ∩ ⊂ ⊃ ∪ ⊥ ∀ Ξ Γ ɐ ə ɘ ε β ɟ ɥ ɯ ɔ и ๏ ɹ ʁ я ʌ ʍ λ ч ∞ Σ Π
➀ ➁ ➂ ➃ ➄ ➅ ➆ ➇ ➈ ➉ ➊ ➋ ➌ ➍ ➎ ➏ ➐ ➑ ➒ ➓
Ⓐ Ⓑ Ⓒ Ⓓ Ⓔ Ⓕ Ⓖ Ⓗ Ⓘ Ⓙ Ⓚ Ⓛ Ⓜ Ⓝ Ⓞ Ⓟ Ⓠ Ⓡ Ⓢ Ⓣ Ⓤ Ⓥ Ⓦ Ⓧ Ⓨ Ⓩ
ⓐ ⓑ ⓒ ⓓ ⓔ ⓕ ⓖ ⓗ ⓘ ⓙ ⓚ ⓛ ⓜ ⓝ ⓞ ⓟ ⓠ ⓡ ⓢ ⓣ ⓤ ⓥ ⓦ ⓧ ⓨ ⓩ
℘ ℑ ℜ ℵ ♏ η α βεℓℓα
You: >implying symbols
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what the fuck just happened here?

You: mite b cool
Stranger: ..
You: mite b cool
Stranger: is this some kind of new thing? or do you just dont care for typing
You: mite b cool
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Christ I caught a long one...this will be a challenge

Stranger: Brazilian ?
You: >implying i want to tell you where i'm from
You: >implying i might be brazillian
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Stranger: hello
You: >implying thtas a greeting
Stranger: ok..
You: >implying that is actually ok
Stranger: yes
Stranger: who are you?
You: >implying an affirmative response to a implication
Stranger: what is your name?
You: >implying I am a thing
You: >Implying I have a name
Stranger: enough implying
You: >implying this has been enough implication

Stranger: hey
You: >implying I wish to respond
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: damn
Stranger: thats cold
You: >implying I know what these acronyms mean
Stranger: you gotta be a chnk
You: >implying you know what coldness is
You: >implying gender has any place in online discussion
Stranger: haha hmmm
You: >implying laughter is a solution to silence
Stranger: what are you implying that you are cooler then me
Stranger: laughter is
Stranger: the cure to all things
You: >implying you know what grammar is
Stranger: even your own vanity
You: >implying I care about my personal appearance
Stranger: haha
Stranger: your good
You: >implying you know the difference between Your and You're
Stranger: i see you read the dictionary that i do
Stranger: lmfao
You: >impying I'm not a bot
Stranger: haha
You: >implying implications
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I'm that good.

hahaha this one was good

You: sup
Stranger: drunk
Stranger: u?
You: >implying i'm drunk
Stranger: again the implying guy
Stranger: FUCK U!
You: >implying i want to tell you the status of my sobriety
You: >implying i am offended
Stranger: why?
You: >implying i was offended

Stranger: Hey!
You: asl
You: 19 m
You: do you like large hairy men with beards?
You: we can be friends
You: i have lots of candy and video games
You: and money, good lord so much money
You: hello are you even there?
You: i swear i wont kill you
You: thats what everyone says
You: but it isnt true
You: please believe me
You: its been so long since ive spoken with anyone
You: HELP ME IM SUICIDAL
You: ....wh
You: ....ere are you
You: he-hello
You: WHERE IS EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY DISLOCATED MY COUSIN'S SHOULDER NOW NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME
You: I MEAN FUCK SHE WAS JUST WOULDN'T STOP FUCKING CRYING I GAVE HER CANDY SHE WOULDN'T TALK TO ME I MEAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO NO ONE GAVE MY FATHER SHIT WHEN HE HIT ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
Stranger: Sorry
You: AND NOW IM NOT EVEN INVITED TO FAMILY PARTIES OR EVENTS ANYMORE
You: brb killing slef
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: haii(:
You: >implying you won't say asl
Stranger: no i will(:
Stranger: asl?
You: fffffffffffffff
Stranger: I WANNA DUDE.IM FUCKING GAY.
Stranger: ugh.
Stranger: screw females.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey (:
You: >implying i speak english
Stranger: Piss off 4chan.
You: Oh snap.
Stranger: (;
You: They sent me against my will.
You: Please, you have to help me. They've taken my wife and my daughter!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: U mad?
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I JUST WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE GIRL AGAIN. CURSE YOUUUU

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Brazilian ?
You: >implying i am BR
Stranger: m or f
You: >implying i am female
Stranger: name ?
You: >implying i have a name
Stranger: Name ??
You: >implying i have a name
Stranger: vai se fuder
Stranger: entao RUM
You: >implying i speak your 3rd world country language
Stranger: nao me interessa
Stranger: vai se fuder
Stranger: falo ingles espanhol e frances
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hello
You: >implying i want to talk
Stranger: yup, u do
Stranger: hi
Stranger: kik
Stranger: lol
You: >implying i do
You: >implying you're laughing
Stranger: whats up?
You: >implying i use slang terms
Stranger: so?
You: >implying so
Stranger: lmao
You: >implying acronyms
Stranger: what are you?
You: >implying i am
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: what's your favorite color?
You: >implying i'm not color blind
Stranger: >implying lol
You: >implying you can imply implications
Stranger: >implying your face
You: >implying i have a face
Stranger: >implyinglol
Stranger: >implying'
You: >implying you 're not 12 years old
Stranger: >implying
Stranger: >implying
Stranger: >implying
Stranger: >implying I'm 19
You: >implying you're not mad
Stranger: LOL
You: >implying capslock
Stranger: is this a real person? seriously... imma leave if ur not.. this is kindof boring
You: >implying omegle is entertaining
You: >implying i'm not here to piss you off
You: >implying i will disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OH BOY AN UNDERAGED /b/TARD!

FINALLY, A CHALLENGE.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: >implying greetings
Stranger: Hello.
You: >implying a period is necessary for a one word sentence
Stranger: Ah, you're going to be an asshole. Thank you for wasting my time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: >implying i have any feelings whatsoever
Stranger: I would assume you do.
You: >implying you can assume
Stranger: Assuming makes an ass of you and me I know, but there are safe assumptions sometimes.
You: >implying all assumptions aren't safe
Stranger: Your good at stating what I`m implying.
You: >implying i'm not god
Stranger: What is god?
You: >implying god is relative
Stranger: Are you a robot? or just really intelligent?
You: >implying robots are really intelligent
Stranger: No, they are just capable of typing well.
You: >implying robots have any intelligence at all
You: >implying all robots aren't just cause and effect machines
Stranger: No I did not imply that, I was actually being sarcastic when I asked if you were a robot.
You: >implying you were being sarcastic
Stranger: I do not believe there will ever be a truely intelligent Robot
You: >implying robots wont take over humanity
Stranger: But I am too ignorant to speak on this subject.
You: >implying the matrix isnt a prophetic vision
Stranger: It isnt, because any large sun storm could destroy all of our computers at any moment.
You: >implying we wont make a computer resistant to such an occurance
Stranger: The last great sun storm destroyed all electric wires and even telegraphs.
You: >implying you ignored my last statement
Stranger: goddamn dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Took FOREVER.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: nerdy guy looking for nerdy girl
You: >implying you arnt on 4chan looking at furry porn
Stranger: im banned for another 15 days
You: haha oh wow
You have disconnected.

http://www.mormon.org/chat/

They're easier to troll.

this one had the potential to be wonderful

You: yo
Stranger: hey (:
You: >implying thats a smiley face
Stranger: it is a smiley face
You: >implying it's the proper direction
Stranger: it is to me
You: >implying i'm wrong
Stranger: you are wrong.
You: >implying you are smarter than me
Stranger: probably am
You: >implying you are of a higher state of consciousness
Stranger: i'm implying you're a dumbass
You: >implying i am offended
Stranger: implying that you're my dumbass (:
You: >implying we're lovers
Stranger: after what we did last night?
Stranger: of course!
You: >implying we did it in your butt
Stranger: not my butt
Stranger: your butt
You: >implying i forgot what happened
Stranger: haha
Stranger: implying im gonna leave if you keep talking like that
You: >implying i care
Stranger: byebye lover
You: >implying i love you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck me?
You: >implying I would fuck your fatass
Stranger: m/f?
You: >Implying Im going to tell you my gender

You: hi
Stranger: Hey guess what
You: >implying I'll actually guess what
Stranger: i have diarrhea
You: >implying that's not disgusting
Stranger: thanks for listening!
You: >implying im listening.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: >implying I'll talk first.
Stranger: >implying I talked to you already
You: >implying you didnt
Stranger: >implying i definitely did
You: >implying you certainly did not
You: >implying I will lose
You: >implication
Stranger: nice pants.
You: >implying you justlost
Stranger: >implying who gives a fuck?
You: >implying you do
Stranger: >implying you might be right
You: >implying I wont post this on /v/
Stranger: >implying you should not
You: >implying that will stop me
Stranger: >implying that you will anyways
You: >implying that is correct
You: >implying you will disconnect before me

Fuck you, sir. Disconnect!

Stranger: hello
You: >implying i want to talk to you
Stranger: Hello, /v/.
You: >implying im from /v/
Stranger: >implying your not
You: >implying i AM
Stranger: >implying wait what
You: >implying you're even remotely confused
Stranger: >implying that this isn't making m head hurt and I'd rather play vidya
You: >implying you want to play vidya when you're on omegle
Stranger: >implying that I don't have a game boy color right next to me
You: >implying you do
Stranger: >implying I don't
You: >implying you even own a gameboy
Stranger: >implying that you own something better
You: >implying i don't own something better
Stranger: >implying that I'll leave first
You: >implying i won't sit here all night
Stranger: >implying that I can't just leave this on and turn around to do other things
You: >implying i can't do the same thing
Stranger: >implying that i'm running out of things to say
You: >implying that you aren't a ronery and just want to stay here as long as possible just to talk to me
Stranger: >implying I visit /a/ to be with other roneries
You: >implying you don't
Stranger: >implying that...that..
Stranger: I surrender
Stranger: My head hurts
You: HUEAHUEAHUEAHUEA
You: i love you
Stranger: I love you too
Stranger: cheerios, fellow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Victory.

You: >implying gabe newell isn't fat
Stranger: Ouch.
Stranger: How mean of you.
You: >implying that hurt
Stranger: >implying what the hell is going on.
You: >implying you don't understand
Stranger: >implying that you're implying something
You: >implying that I'm not implying something
Stranger: >implying bitch please.
You: >implying you aren't rude
Stranger: >implying that that may be true
You: >implying I'm not a cat
Stranger: >implying that you dun goofed
You: >implying I'm going to disconnect first
Stranger: >lies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was short..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: >implying greetings
Stranger: what planet?
You: >implying i live on a planet and not a giant space-station
Stranger: same difference
You: >implying there is a difference
Stranger: implying fuck bitches get money
You: >implying anyone implied that
Stranger: i did
You: >implying you did
Stranger: omg your annoying
Stranger: fucking fuck
You: >implying im annoying
Stranger: FUCK YOU CUNT BAG
You: >implying a cunt makes a suitable bag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>67922928
Wow, that was me

Stranger: HI
You: are you black?
Stranger: NO
You: oh good
You: that was close
Stranger: are you black?
You: yes
You: m or f?
Stranger: F
You: m
Stranger: AGE
You: i hate black women, they're so ornery
You: 23
Stranger: 19
You: Are you in college?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: U？
You: Well, I graduated
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?
You: computer science and math
You: dont really see too many other of my own in my field
Stranger: YEAH
You: but its ok white people are fun to mess with
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE MSN?
You: but thats what they get for enslaving us and killing us for 300 years
You: "whitepeopledeservetodie"
You: NIGGER

Fuck that, I have my own way. It's worked once, and came close to working several other times.

>go on omegle
>ask the stranger what their gender is
>choose opposite
>possible small talk
>explain to stranger you will lose $100 if they don't get nudes from them, and gain $100 if they do
>offer your own nudes (random porn) in return

At this point, you can either
>show them your nudes
>they most likely flee with them

Or
>drag it out until they post nudes
>be nice and give them your porn or be a cool doucheface and leave

Surprisingly decent results.

My conversation doesn't fit here and I'm not even done.

Stranger: heyy
You: >implying I'm in a good enough mood to respond positively
Stranger: -0-
Stranger: ㅇㅅㅇ
You: >implying I understand moonspeak
Stranger: -ㅂ-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>67922760

Seth: Hello, my name is Seth. How are you Kyle?
Me: Good
Me: this is weird, i haven't really used the internet before
Me: why arent keyboards ABCDEFGH
Me: instead of QWERTY
Me: ??

>no response

moar

Stranger: hey
You: >implying I am a horse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: >implying I'll reply
Stranger: horny female?
You: >implying you're not a loser
You: >implying you can talk to women
You: >implying you've ever kissed a girl that doesn't share ADN with you
You: >implying that you've ever had a girlfriend
You: >implying you're not ugly
You: >implying you don't want to change and be like the cool kids
Stranger: >implying you are a faggot whore punk ass bitch fucker
You: >implying you're not horny yourself and looking for a female
You: >to fap o
You: >implying you insult me
You: >implying that anything I have said is untrue
You: >implying you aren't crying insde
You: >implying you aren't angry as fuck and wanting to kill somebody
You: >implying you can kill somebody
You: >implying you aren't a wimp
Stranger: >implying you are a bitch who is never gonna get married because the yare too busy sucking hotter girls unlike yourself's tits
You: >implying you used yourself properly
You: >implying I'm a girl
You: >implying I'm not married
You: >implying I don't get laid
You: >implying I'm not much cooler than you
You: >implying i'm not outgoing, unlike you
You: >implying I don't get laid A LOT
You: >implying I'm not good looking
Stranger: straight up fuck you bitch.
You: >implying I'm not a loser, unlike you
You: >implying you offend me
You: >implying you're cool

>>67923571
Stranger: get fucked in the ear you fucing whore.
You: >implying your insults are any good
You: >implying I get fucked in the air
You: ear
You: >implying I'm a whore
You: >implying I'm not a MANwhore
You: >implying you're not jealous
Stranger: u are a whore
You: >implying you disbelieve me
You: >implying you don't want to be like me
Stranger: i do disbelieve u
You: >implying you disbelieve me
Stranger: i dont want to be like u
You: >implying that deep inside you don't hold doubt
Stranger: fuck u
You: >implying you don't truly want to be like me
Stranger: fuck you
You: >implying you wouldn't want to fuck me yourself
Stranger: fuck you
You: >implying you want me to fuck myself
You: >implying that isn't one of your wet dreams
You: >implying you aren't a faggot
Stranger: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: AM I A KAWAII YET?
You: >Implyinh your a girl
Stranger: /v/?
You: lol yeah
You: Hey bro
Stranger: uh
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: PS3, 360, OR GLORIOUS MASTER RACE PC?
You: GLOURIOUS MASTER RACE
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: Whatcha playan lately?
You: Dat Alien Swarm
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Preferred class?
You: I suck so I choose Heavy Weapons
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Level?
You: uhh like 6
Stranger: Neat
Stranger: 19 here
Stranger: Medic mainly
Stranger: CAN'T WAIT FOR DAT POWAH FIST
You: I raged at the level with those face humpers
You: FUCK YEAR
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: Electro armor makes mince meat of facehugging assholes
Stranger: And if my teammates don't have it, I just heal through that shit
Stranger: 'CAUSE FAITH CAN DO THAT SHIT
Stranger: Fuck Bastille
Stranger: He sucks
You: olol
You: I use the wimminz
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Usual load out?
You: Tesla gun up in this bitch.
Stranger: Fuck yeah
Stranger: Flamethrower was here, tesla gun is a bro
You: Me and some bros went all flamethrower once. Did not end well.
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: Sounds crazy
Stranger: OH SHIT VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO

>>67923536
ffffffffffffffffff

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: >implications
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats that-.-
You: >implying im going to tell a faggot like you
Stranger: Wokie dokes
You: >implying you're okay with this
Stranger: yeap
You: >implying you dont understand implications
Stranger: Okie dokes
You: >implying dokes should ever follow an okie
You: >implying that your a giant faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: STRANGERKUN! STRANGERKUN!
Stranger: asl
You: IS THERE ANY POCLY LEFT?
You: *PCKY
You: *POCKY
You: FUCK

Fuck year implying, summerfag

You: Implying I will say hello
Stranger: hey
You: Implying I'm interested in a conversation with you.
Stranger: Implying you're pretty much in love with the word Implying.
You: Implying you aren't
Stranger: good job sherlock
You: Implying I'm interested in resolving mysteries
Stranger: XD so why do you like the word implying anyway
Stranger: out of all words
You: Implying XD is an acronymoun
You: Implying I like to do implications
You: Implying implications
Stranger: aaaah too many tough words... -brain fails-
You: Implying you have one.
Stranger: yup
You: Implying you weren't lying
You: Implying you aren't a bot.
Stranger: sooo whats ur deal anyway
You: Implying I'm dealing something
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Faggot didn't want to leave.

>>67922613

Here. This faggot's a tough little cookie to crack. I'll get to him just yet. After all, easy mode is only acceptable if you're an elementary school child!

You: >implying i'll reply first
Stranger: GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: IM ALITTLE BOI
You: >implying you don't like it
Stranger: TOUCH ME

Stranger: hey 18 m georgia
You: 22
You: f
You: mi
Stranger: your not horny are you?
You: your moms horny
Stranger: um my moms dead
You: i know
You: i killed her
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>67923805
I've been in a conversation with this same faggot here for 20 minutes. You have no idea how painful this is.

Oh lord, I don't mean to lol at my own shit but I thought this was pretty fucking gold

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Seth] is ready to assist you.
Seth: Hello, my name is Seth. How are you Kyle?
Me: Good
Me: this is weird, i haven't really used the internet before
Me: why arent keyboards ABCDEFGH
Me: instead of QWERTY
Me: ??
Me: Seth?
Seth: Because when type writers were first made all ove the common letters were grouped together, and they kept getting stuck as people type. So some guy reorganized it all to separate the keys we use the most often.
Seth: Why do you ask?
Me: because i think its really weird i dont get it
Me: sort of like mormonism
Me: i just dont get it
Seth: Why not?
Me: well, how is q used more than e?
Seth: They are scattered, not in a specific order, "m" and "a" are used a lot, so they are separated.
Me: interesting.
Me: I think I get it now- the whole mormonism thing. Thanks, Seth!

Stranger: Ciao come sono voi
You: >implying I speak Italian
Stranger: si si
You: >implying I actually knows what that means
Stranger: Sapete italiano?
You: >implying you're not a hairy man in the search of underaged virgins
Stranger: Mi spiace non so inglese
You: >implying Italian isn't the shittiest language in the world
Stranger: pode falar português?
You: >implying I'm not using a translator to speak to your unintelligible language
You have disconnected.

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You: >implying we can still be friends despite what you are
Stranger: >implying I'm not on /v/ right now
Stranger: steam name? XBL gamertag?
You: >implying I'm going to tell you that information
You: >implying you aren't a Russian spy sent to infiltrate our imageboards
Stranger: >implying you figured me out
Stranger: >implying I won't snap the presidents neck if you don't disconnect right now
You: >implying the president is anything but a figurehead that does nothing
You: >implying I can't wait here all night if necessary
Stranger: >implying either of us will disconnect
You: >implying I can't just go play League of Legends while I wait
Stranger: >implying I didn't strap a bomb to your computer
Stranger: >and to the LoL servers
You: >implying I didn't already defuse those bombs
You: >implying I didn't shoot your explosives specialist
Stranger: >implying that
Stranger: >implying
Stranger: fuck you win.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey honey
You: I'm a liquid?
Stranger: yes you are =)
You: I don't think so.
Stranger: asl ?
You: The fact that I can type on this keyboard seems to suggest that I'm solid.
Stranger: Nerd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i am a boy named vincent iam 18 years old and i search about a girl with faceboook
You: oh man i kant wait to get raped by a 30 year old russian.
You: my facebook is facebook.com/woofwoof16YearOldHotie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi sbm/f
Stranger: hi sb
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: hi sb
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: hi sb
Stranger: m/f
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi sb
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: hi sb
You: I am Hello!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: say
You: I ame a composite of male and female.
You: I have a penis and a vagina.
Stranger: you are jackass
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you are bitch
You: I don't think I'm a donkey.
You: No... if I was the hooves would make it difficulty to type.
Stranger: You are human.
You: Yea. I had surgery to get a penis. I've always wanted my own penis you see.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey
You: >implying i want to be greeted
Stranger: hahah i love you
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: >implying im loveable
You: >implying i stick to the one gender
Stranger: *confused*
Stranger: *runs away*
You: >implying you can escape from cleverbot
Stranger: shutup dude i love you
Stranger: but you annoy the fuck out of me
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: hey
You: >implying that i can be not annoying if i wish
Stranger: >implying you should stfu
You: >implying that you know how this system works
Stranger: >implying you don't have a life...?
You: >implying that i would be here if i didn't
Stranger: >implying that you're a sarcastic little fuck
You: >implying i care what a faceless stranger says about me
You: >implying that girl has any right to call a facelss man little
Stranger: >implying your a guy?
You: >implying i stick tot he one gender
Stranger: >implying a guy
You: >implying sexual acts
Stranger: >implying surprise sex? between us
You: >implying you would be able to please cleverbot
Stranger: >implying I please everyone
You: >implying that is phsyically possible
Stranger: >implying I'm flexable
You: >implying i lost

fml i fail

Stranger: niskum mali, tali tel temi na samquan ?
You: >implying that I have a clue about what you're saying
Stranger: really na?. Okay... tesi kiski mu na language-em. Mindu migitjoo na mitata pookalatamootj.
Stranger: you like what i did right?.. mixing some english in that;)
You: >implying that you're just a hack with nothing else to do other then using google tranlator
Stranger: its actually not a known language :)
Stranger: its known.. but not well known.
You: >implying that you made up a language just now
Stranger: no i didnt
You: >implying that you did
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi'kmaq
Stranger: its called mikmaq
You: >implying that I care about some wikipedia page you made for your own language
Stranger: no i didnt:S
Stranger: lmfao christ.. its totally legit dude.
Stranger: its native american
You: >implying that it's legit and you're not some crazy lunatic who makes up languages in his spare time
Stranger: it is too legit, nor made up.
You: >implying
Stranger: Its a language that is mostly spoken throuought atlantic canada.
Stranger: mostly the maritimes.
You: >implying Canada is a actual real country
Stranger: Elsipogtog, First Nations, New Brunswick, Canada
You: >implying Canada isn't just a hat
Stranger: canada is the second largest country next to russia
Stranger: its well known.. obvi dude.
You: >implying Canada isn't compensating for something
Stranger: whateverrr
You: >implying that you don't care
Stranger: implying yes, that i do not care.
You: >implying that I didn't already imply that
Stranger: orlly?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey I'm asian, ask me anything!
You: >implying you're from asia
Stranger: I'm asian, racially
You: >implying thats the same thing
Stranger: though I live in 'merica
Stranger: fuck yeah
Stranger: and go back to /v/ with that green text bull shit
You: >implying i'm from /v/
Stranger: /v/ is the only board where that shit flies
Stranger: over at /ck/ we have dignity
You: >implying i'm not from /g/
Stranger: YOU'RE A FUCKING FAG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: vvvv
Stranger: gg
Stranger: u
You: >imypling that makes any sense
Stranger: lol im bored
You: >implying there arent better ways to spend your time
Stranger: my friends wanted to come on here
Stranger: sorry
You: >implying you have friends
Stranger: k ur cool
You: >implying i didnt already know that
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: penis
You: >implying you have one.
Stranger: i dont but i knew you were gonna say tht just testing my theory
You: >implying you knew what you dont know
Stranger: ur annoying kbye
You: >implying you'll disconnect

Stranger: 16m
You: implying i know what that means
Stranger: 16 male
You: implying i believe you are 16 instead of a hairy old man
You: implying i came on here to talk to you
You: implying i even came on here to talk to strangers
Stranger: ?
You: implying implications of implying so implying can be implicated into implying implications

Started trolling someone, then found out it was someone I knew. What.

Stranger: avada kedavra!
You: >Implying I speak your nigger dielect
Stranger: my nigger dialect?
You: >Implying you're worth spelling correctly for
Stranger: why are you implying so much?
You: >Implying the implications of my actions are detrimental to me at all
Stranger: touche. but, i'm very caucasian, i promise you. and the reference was to harry potter.
Stranger: not...africans.
You: >Implying Harry's not a nigger
Stranger: well, if you've read the series, he most certainly isn't.
You: >Implying I'm a 14 year old girl
Stranger: wrong. the literary world of harry potter appeals to many different ages, and both sexes.
You: >Implying the only other demographic for Harry Potter isn't faggots
Stranger: you think you're quite witty don't you?
You: >Implying I'm not
Stranger: while i'm thrilled that you're so adept at interpreting the meaning of what i say, i find you to be a less-than-adequate conversational partner.

>>67924369
Impossible.

Stranger: hola
Stranger: como estas
You: >implying I speak Spanish
Stranger: nope
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what is up
You: >implying you know English
Stranger: i do
Stranger: do you
Stranger: are you implying i dont
You: >implying you aren't just using minor words
Stranger: implying you are nuts
You: >implying you didn't just prove me right by not knowing what implying means
Stranger: implying means to say one thing that does not mean what the speaker actually means but is understood by the recpiant
Stranger: spelling mistakes i know
You: >implying you didn't just look that up
Stranger: that quickly?
You: >implying you can't speed read
Stranger: no
Stranger: implying my computer sucks
You: >implying
Stranger: yep! :D
You: >implying emoticons are a showing of what you really feel
Stranger: exactluy
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He mad.

eazymode
Stranger: hey
You: >implying i will greet you back
Stranger: why are you on here if your just goign to do stuff like that
You: >implying im not on here for other reasons
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: implying I will tell my real age sex and Location
Stranger: listen u son of a bitch
Stranger: are u a negro from outer space?
You: implying I'm actually going to listen to you
Stranger: wow ur cool
You: Implying that wasn't sarcasim
Stranger: ur hilarious
Stranger: did u know that?
Stranger: maybe u should be a fagalicious comedian?
You: implying you can spell
You: Implying fagalicious is a word
Stranger: in my language it is
Stranger: why the fuck do u keep saying implying u faggot with no life whatsoever
You: implying I will actually tell you why I keep implying things
You: implying I have no life
Stranger: implying ur gay?
Stranger: and like a dick in ur asshole
You: Implying I am attracted to the same sex.
Stranger: i can already tell that u are a boy and have no friends and enjoy jerking off to ur grannys picture
You: Implying my grandmothers still alive
You: Implying I own any pictures of my grandmother
Stranger: alright whatever faggot go fuck a goat
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He so mad

>>67924412
The way she talked reminded me of someone, so I asked her where she was, she told me in my hometown. I thought maybe (s)he tracked my IP, but sure enough, it was the girl I fucking dated last year.

>>67918877
Me: implying
Cleverbot: What are you implying.
Me: >implying I'm implying implicatory implications implicated through my implications of implyment
Cleverbot: You're weird.
Me: >implying I'm weird
Cleverbot: Derp.

Stranger: hi]
You: >implying I would like to say hello
Stranger: asl
You: >implying I would tell you that
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so tell me
You: >implying you aren't an idiot and that I just implied that I'm not going to tell you
Stranger: r u gay
Stranger: or retarded
You: >implying a way of speaking dictates sexuality and that saying "u r" doesn't make you seem mentally unfit to operate a computer
Stranger: so u r gay and retarded
Stranger: >implying your a ragging faggot
You: >implying that is how you spell raging and that you can imply like I can
You: >implying your implication made no sense at all
You: >implying I will stop by an anonymous faggot throwing insults
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HEY STRANGER WHO SAID MM WAS BETTER THAN OOT

FUCK YOU I WAS HOLDING BACKSPACE AND LOST THE CONVERSATION

FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO MAD

Stranger: hii
You: >implying hi
Stranger: r u hot
Stranger: r u a hot girl
You: >implying you're not a girl
Stranger: ye
Stranger: yes
Stranger: r u
You: >implying you have proof
Stranger: and stop fuk implayin shit ur not funny
You: >implying I'm trying to be funny
Stranger: shut the fuk up
Stranger: implayin ur white
Stranger: lmao
You: >implying white isn't the master race
Stranger: wtf!!
Stranger: stop usen big words
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Stranger: hello there
You: >implying i want to talk
Stranger: "let's talk about love!"
Stranger: i love that song. >.<
You: >implying i know what song you're talking about
Stranger: you don't have to imply further, speak up!
You: >implying that i'm the one implying these things
Stranger: >implying that i know that you're the one implying things
You: >further implying that i'm the ony implying these implications
You: **one
Stranger: >implying that i'm accepting this challenge
You: >implying there's a challenge to accept
Stranger: >implying hell yeah there is
You: >implying you know how to >implying
You: >implying that implying still looks like a word
Stranger: >implying i never said it wasn't
You: >still implying that you think you know how to >implying
Stranger: >double implying?! this is crazy shit>implying
You: >implying you're not just doing this to fuck with me at this point
You: >implying it's working
Stranger: >implying i love fucking you
You: >implying implications that were never implicitly implied
Stranger: >implying htat came out wrong
Stranger: <implying "implicitly" isn't a word
You: >implying i care about your homerotic fantasies
Stranger: <implying i don't want to cyber
You: >implying you don't have a dictionary
You: >wrong arrow fucknuts
Stranger: <you have correctly implied
Stranger: <i was just about to imply such things upon you
Stranger: <smart man
Stranger: /woman
You: >implying i'm a man
You: >implying i'm a woman
You: >implying you're not a faggot who can't >imply
Stranger: >implying you're a hermafrodite
Stranger: <goodcall
You: >implying i care
Stranger: <implying where's waldo

okay, which one of you faggots am i talking to?

Stranger: hi
You: >Implying I want to speak to strangers
Stranger: ok
You: >implying you're fine with that
Stranger: no i was acknowledging i'd read it
You: >implying there was anything to read

Record time

I just had a 45 minute conversation with one of you faggots and gave up ... I don't have the tenacity for this bro-on-bro action ;_;

>>67924715
>big words

You: >implying I'll say hello
Stranger: hey
You: >implying I didn't just say I'd say hello
You: >implying I want to talk to you
You: >implying you aren't a huge dick sucking faggot
Stranger: u a girl?
You: >implying I dont have a raging hard on
You: >imlying I won't ram it up your ass
You: >implying god exsists
Stranger: fuck u
You: >implying you won't just die

>>67916845
>>67916845
>>67916845
>>67916845
>>67916845
tranger: god
You: >implying there is one
Stranger: GOD!!
Stranger: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!
You: >implying you just typed that
You: >implying i was ever here
Stranger: OMG
You: >implying you said OMG
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!
!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZ
ELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!V
UVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!
!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZE
LA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VU
VUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!
!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZEL
A!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUV
UZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!
!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!
!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
You: >implying ear rape
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!vVUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!
Stranger: VUVUZELA!!!!!VUVUZELA!!!!!
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>>67925089
Were you the guy that said MM was better than OoT?

cuz I won and lost the conversation.

Stranger: ey
Stranger: asl
You: Implying I'm a hairy and fat man masturbating to the very thought of talking to a complete stranger via a social network.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Never Fails.

>>67925226

Nope, whoever I had a conversation with was getting his ass handed to him at SCIV and had an encyclopedic knowledge of memes ... fucking internet

>>67925226

That was me. And you know it's the truth. Faggot.

Stranger: hey, asl?
You: >implying ill tell you
Stranger: ...?
You: >implying that you have any comprehension
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he mad

You: >implying english is your native language
Stranger: 헤이걸!!!!!!!!헤이걸
Stranger: 헤이에플~~~~#@$^#%^#%
You: >implying moonspeak is your native language
Stranger: 개새끼
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Stranger: Hi
You: >implying I want to talk
Stranger: ya me too
Stranger: about se
You: >implying I can understand your broken typing
Stranger: sex
You: >implying I want to talk about sex
Stranger: yes =]
You: >implying I agreed
Stranger: tell me
You: >implying ill tell you anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: hey
You: >implying I care
Stranger: whats upp
You: >implying I'll tell you what's up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: >implying i'm going to say hi
Stranger: lol
Stranger: heyy
You: >implying i'm ok with you talking to me
Stranger: lol so whats ur asl?
You: >implying i will tell you
Stranger: kk
You: >implying it's ok
You: >implying you type slow
Stranger: lol
You: >implying you are laughing
Stranger: yaaaa
You: >implying you are not weird
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im a teenage mother
You: >implying you are even a girl and not a crazy old pedobear
Stranger: im a girl
You: >implying you are
Stranger: hehe lol
Stranger: my daughters name is bella :)
You: >implying it's not named some weird russian name
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmm
You: >Implying you are confused
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaa really
You: >implying stuff
Stranger: lol
You: >imlying you are not the one starting to annoy me
Stranger: wat????
You: >implying questions
Stranger: yesssssssssssssssssssss
You: >implying positive
Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
You: >implying your spam isn't start to freak me out
Stranger: ummmmm byee
You: >implying you will disconect
You: >implying you are not lonly
You: >implying you don't need someone to talk to
Stranger: my boyfriend wants to do it
You: >implying your boyfriend want to do "it"
Stranger: ya
You: >implying that "it" is "sex"
Stranger: ya
You: >implying that sex won't just bring another child with a crazy russian name
Stranger: nooo
You: >implying negative
Stranger: ya well another baby
You: >implying you don't know what a condom is
Stranger: nope
You: ...
You: ok that's enouth
Stranger: lool
You: YOU WIN
Stranger: yep
You: have fun having sex, i'm going to do something else
Stranger: i will
You: ok, i hope you orgasm hard
Stranger: ?
You: nevermind
You: bye
You have disconnected.


i lost... that was weird

>ask a girl her bra size
>she doesn't leave

>>67925433
>implying you didn't just admit you're underaged.

>>67925729

i may b 10 but im smrt enogh 2 b on her

Stranger: do you know nathan kress ? please help me
You: Implying I will help you.
You: Implying I know this Nathan guy
Stranger: do you know him ?
You: Implying I will answer that.
You: Implying you aren't an attention whore
You: Implying he loves you.
Stranger: hope gives you hell ?
You: Implying I believe in that crap.
You: Implying hope is the only thing you have.
You: Implying god exists.
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Stranger: Male, 18 . Ask me as many questions as you want and I'll answer them honestly
You: Why the fuck would I want to do that
Stranger: for fun
You: k, how do you remove the hair from your balls
Stranger: I am impressed by how clever you are :)
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Wtf am I reading

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: sup
You: >Implying I want to talk to you
Stranger: you cant talk to strangers?
You: >Implying I can't talk to strangers
Stranger: well i can be your friend
You: >Implying I need friends
Stranger: well i think what you need is some good spanking
You: >Implying I need a good spanking
Stranger: you do
Stranger: u been soo naughty
Stranger: bad kitty
Stranger: rawr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: >implying that im going to let you say something first
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just had a great conversation with someone... It made me feel like an old man taking care of a child. Made me shed a manly tear. I hope that bro/sis is happy wherever he/she is.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... wat.

anyone have that pedo copy pasta? with the reported ip to the fbi?

Stranger: hi horny female looking for a dominant male who likes bondage
You: >implying pain is something that should be embraced
You: >implying the pain of living isn't already insurmountable
You: >implying the suffering of children in Africa is enjoyable to them
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Stranger: hey
You: >implying I am not the kawaii stranger and that I want to speak to you baka
Stranger: stupid
You: >implying you are the translator's notes

Stranger: asl
You: >implying I'd give my info to a faggot like you
Stranger: okay, fuck off douche bag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well that was easy

Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: whats good
You: >implying you actually value my taste
Stranger: i dont know what that means
You: >implying you don't need to go back to school and study yourself
Stranger: i dont get white people sometimes
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA nigras are confused by implying

Stranger: hi
You: >implying I would say hi to you
Stranger: asl
You: >implying I know what the fuck means asl
Stranger: of urs
Stranger: age sex and place
You: >implying I will give you sex
Stranger: giveee
Stranger: then

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: >implying I want to talk to you
Stranger: dude im shaving
You: >implying you are old enough to shave
Stranger: too cool to talk huh?
You: >implying that is even arguable
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Stranger: hey asl
You: >implying I have an age,sex,or location
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Over before I even had a chance to start. Either that, or I'm such a newfag that I don't even realize it gives me that message by default. In either case, on to Round 2.

Stranger: hii
You: >Implying I want to greet you back
Stranger: ok then?
You: >Implying what I said was confusing in any way shape or form
You: >Implying you're not an idiot for not understanding what I said
Stranger: >implying you're weird lol
You: >Implying you know how to imply
Stranger: >implying that weird is cool
You: >Implying implications
You: >Implying implications that were not implied
Stranger: >implying is a funny word
You: >Implying the truth
Stranger: >implying
Stranger: >implying
Stranger: >implyin
Stranger: >implying

Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: whats up
You: >implying you aren't referring to the economy
You: >implying you're making a sexual reference
You: >implying this didn't get off on the wrong foot
Stranger: ...
You: >implying dots mean anything to anyone
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Where are you going with this.
You: >implying there is a defined direction conversations need to head in
You: >implying I have an agenda
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay I'l play along.
You: >implying this is something you can understand
Stranger: orly.
You: >implying games are fun
Stranger: Games are fun.
You: >implying there are games for the PS3
You: >implying there are games for the 360
Stranger: I'm tired
You: >implying fatigue is relevant to a conversation about games
Stranger: it is.,
Stranger: games make you tired.
You: >implying I am not stimulated by discourse
Stranger: when yo ustare at the screen for hour and hours
Stranger: your eyes
Stranger: like
Stranger: melt
You: >implying ocular globes can melt
Stranger: Okay well this was fun.
You: >implying you aren't a zombie
Stranger: im gonna go now
You: >implying this was amusing
Stranger: >implying that I want to get away from you now

Stranger: Got any pix girls?
You: >implying ive ever had contact with a girl, let alone am a girl
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: Asl
You: >implying youre trying not to cyber with me
Stranger: Well I'm curious
Stranger: Asl
You: >implying by curious you dont mean bicurious
Stranger: Wanna turn me on?
You: >implying you can be physically turned on and off
You: >implying your a robot
Stranger: Can you make my cock hard?
You: >implying you have a cock
Stranger: It's nice
You: >implying a cock can have a personality
Stranger: Well do u have a pussy
You: >implying i have a cat
Stranger: .......
You: >implying ...... is a legitimate response
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>>67926600
That'd be ASP stupid.

Stranger: heyheyhey
Stranger: a
Stranger: sl
You: HEY HEY HEY
Stranger: MUSHI MUSHI
You: 32/gladiator/bowhole
Stranger: old fart im 14 witch gofuckurself
You: but my level is 32
You: oh wait now its 33
You: delicious liquid metal slimes
Stranger: com on asl
Stranger: r u A m
You: but i am killing the liquids
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>>67927194

>Stranger: hi
>You: yo
>Stranger: whats up
>You: >implying you aren't referring to the economy

Fucking lold'

Stranger: heeey (;
You: >implying that hay is not for horses
Stranger: ooh okk .
Stranger: sorry ...
You: >implying you are sorry
Stranger: kk bye ur wierd
You: >implying you are going to leave this chat
Stranger: implying your right
You: >implying you can imply without using the ">" sign
Stranger: imply this
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Stranger: Hey, stranger, what're ya doin?
You: >implying I'm the stranger and not you
Stranger: What?
You: >implying I can answer that question
Stranger: >implying this is wasting time
You: >implying it isn't
Stranger: >implying the conversation has vollied 3 times and has devolped into nothing still
You: >implying that implication isn't correct
Stranger: Well that was a waste, bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: A METAL SLIME DRAWS NEAR!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: WHAT DO WE DO
You: METAL SLIME IS TOO STUNNED TO MOVE
Stranger: ARRRGGGHHHHH??!?!?!?!?!?1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Agent [Nate] is ready to assist you.
Nate: How may I help you?
Me: Hey, sorry!
Me: Uhm, you still there?
Nate: Yup
Me: Hey
Me: I was wondering-- what's the difference between being a Mormon and being Catholic?
Me: hm?
Me: you there?..
Nate: Yeah, here's a brief article that explains the major differences: http://www.newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/background-information/core-beliefs-why-and-how-are-morm
ons-different
Nate: Will you read it?
Me: Yeah, sure!
Me: Uhm
Me: Hello?
Nate: Yes?
Me: All theories and smart stuff aside-- which one makes me look cooler and wittier in front of my friends?
Nate: Well, ultimately God's opinion matters much more than people thinking we're cool.
Me: hmm
Me: which one would make me cooler in god's opinion?
Nate: Well, nothing against being Catholic, but God wants all of His children to join His church with His authority. I know that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has the priesthood authority given from God.
Me: I'm not catholic lol, I currently believe in the all-loving and all-savior Lucifer :p
Me: Anyway
Me: What you said, would you sum it up to be pretty much this: "Being a mormon does INDEED make you cooler."?
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You: >implying.
Stranger: implying wat
You: >implying implications were implied.
Stranger: yes they where
You: >implying where is were
Stranger: yup
You: >implying you dont give a fuck
Stranger: yup
You: >implying this conversation is going noowhere.
Stranger: yup
You: >implying disconnected.
Stranger: yup
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: 描
Stranger: Hi
You: >Implying im a weaboo who knows japanese
Stranger: No, I just copied and pasted that from a conversation I had with a Japanese dude.
Stranger: I'm in New Jersey
You: >Implying i care
Stranger: >Implying that you're implying
You: >Implying you know what implying is
Stranger: >Implying that I do know what implying is
Stranger: >Implying that this is dragging on, but you don't care
Stranger: >Implying I'm leaving, bye!
You: >Implying you're staying
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>>67927678
one more.

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Stranger: guy or girl
You: >implying im not both.
Stranger: im a guy
You: >implying you're not looking for little girls.
Stranger: i am
You: >implying im not tracing your IP as we speak.
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>>67927259
You: What's the last video game you played?
Stranger: Halo
Stranger: You?
You: Dragon Quest 9.
Stranger: I don't know what Dragon Quest is.
You: It's an RPG series.
Stranger: I'm not much for modern games.
Stranger: Is it a SNES RPG?
You: No, it's on DS.
You: But it was on SNES and NES originally.
You: Same artist did Chrono Trigger
Stranger: I didn't like that game
Stranger: too much anime crap.
You: ...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hei.
You: >implying i will greet you
Stranger: ^^
You: >implying i speak your nigra talk
You: >implying i will use emotes
Stranger: I R NO KNEEGROW
You: >implying caps will prove a point
Stranger: terje, din cunt, kom deg te helvete ut
You: >implying i understand
Stranger: imply my dick, bruttah
You: >implying you have no swear word in your nigger talk for CUNT
You: >implying you have a dick
Stranger: kuk i fitta diiiii
Stranger: I dont
Stranger: I have fice
Stranger: five
You: >implying you have dicks on your head
Stranger: I have dicks, dicks everywhere
You: >implying i like dicks
Stranger: c mere dicky
You: >implying im called dicky
You: >implying you are a jew or a nigger
Stranger: Im a niggerjew
Stranger: kneegrow
You: >implying its NEGRO
You: >implying you are stupid
Stranger: well pla... wait, you suck
You: fuck this
You: cba
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: I see
You: you are a nigger
Stranger: I know
You: i hate you
Stranger: I love KFC
Stranger: The Game.
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
You: KFC
Stranger: Watermelons
You: KFC
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
You: KFCKFCKFC
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
You: KFCKFCKFC
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
Stranger: Watermelons
You: KFC


and so on.

Stranger: hey
You: >implying you're not looking for the alternate nick of kitties
Stranger: asl
You: >implying you wont disconnect as soon as you know what I'm talking about
Stranger: ok
You: >implying you know what I'm saying
Stranger: ok i do
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Stranger: hey
You: >implying i'm going to say hi
Stranger: well i hope u do
You: >implying you hope i do
Stranger: i do
You: >implying you do
Stranger: but i know i do
You: >implying you know you do
Stranger: what are u my theripist