Play the game

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

For a second I was worried no-one would step up and make a new one.

>>67305867
>implying we aren't at the same time

I really hope we get a Hanar in ME3

>>67305911
Me too. We are forever in OP's debt.

Posting in this one rather than the other one since this one used the lovely new general image.

>>67305940

But Hanar cannot fight without a lot of help. Thane says so himself.

LET'S DO THIS

>>67305994
Blasto is no normal Hanar. He is the first Hanar Spectre!

>XXVII
Keep the good work going boys.

>>67305940
as awesome as that would be, they can't even carry guns.

>>67305908
No, it should be even better with all the jewgolds they'll be reeling in.

So do you guys think Harbinger is the leader of the Reapers, or just the guy put in charge of the Collectors?

>>67305940

A female hanar.

>>67305994

Hanar can sooth your rage with their soothing voices, removing your will to fight entirely and allowing them to float over at 0.03 mph and crush your neck.

It'll be ME General L before the weekend's out

In Mass Effect we will have 12 squadmates.
Liara
Ash/Kaiden
Miranda
Legion
Jacob
Tali
Garrus
Batarian ex-terrorist
Salarian Spectre
Krogan ???
Romanceable male
Romanceable female

>>67306135
just one more reaper
I think it was too soon for their leader (if it exists) to come

wtf 27?
it was at 21 4 hrs ago

>>67306227
Pure speculation on my part, of course.

>>67305785
BETTER THAN MY WAIFU? I think not

>>67306143
Wouldn't it look like a normal Hanar? It's a jellyfish-thing.

Who do you think will join us/fuck us, /v/?

>No Pokefags
>Mass Effect threads contained in one glorious bunch of awesome
>My face

/v/ is a pretty cool guy again.

>>67306160
fuck that! u ever hear Hamlet in the voice of elcor nigger?
then you dont know shit about operas!

I'd like a member from every species on the ship in ME3, though not necessarily in a combat role.

Like a Hanar doctor there to try and treat Thane's Kepral Syndrome, a Volus requisitions officer in the armory who haggles prices on weapons mods at every port you go to and so on.

>>67306135
well soverign was put in charge of opening the citadel relay, so harbinger was probably just in charge of the collectors.

>>67305785
I'll ask the same question as I did in all the other threads, Where is the miranda collection?

>>67306355
I tell you. Doctor will be Mordin in his new NPC status.

>>67306227
>no Thane

HE WILL LIVE, GODDAMMIT. He said I was his siha. ;_;

>>67306135

I'm not sure. If they go with a LOLDEFEAT THE REAPERS BY KILLING THE MAIN ONE, he'll probably be a leader.

>>67306116
oh you
>play dragon age
>go to Baan forest
>(download content to do this quest)
>oh boy it must be something new and free
>(costs money)
>my face

Why does every single squadmate think I was wrong to keep the collector base? Every fucking one of them bitches at me for it, and it makes me second guess myself every time I do it. You'd think at least ONE of them would see the benefits.

>>67306438
Ah yes, Thane. The problem is this; his lungs are fucked

Frogger bitch, do you know about it?

>>67306160
Funfact: Hanar don't have voices. All the things that they say are translated from their "bioluminescent morse code" language to whatever language the users omni tools auto translator has been set to. With preset voices such as Microsoft Sam.

>>67306356
I doubt they were "put in charge" because Reapers seem to operate on their own.

Is it just me, or is the idea of protheans creating some kind of super race with humans to stop the reapers a damn good solution to explain, why there were human skeletons on a planet, where no humans could have ever been?

>>67306410
if my upload speed wasn't fucked up this weekend I'd save the pictures to make one
but it's really, REALLY shitty

>>67306523

Every Hanar being Microsoft Sam. I need a mod of this.

>These threads

>>67306568

NO HUMAN, YOU ARE THE PROTHEAN.

>>67306568
What?
If you're talking about what I think you are, we are not the only primates.

>>67306548

>>67306471

This exact thing happened to me my first playthrough. I was getting lambasted by everyone and then I finally went to Miranda just knowing at least she'd approve.

>my face

>>67305908
Bioware has a few different teams now thanks to EA. The people working on TOR are not the same people who make Mass Effect or Dragon Age.

does anyone have the code for making Tyrone Shepard?

I wanna play as him in a new renegade playthrough

>>67306675
what she says?

>>67306633
Well I hope you can, this collection is impressive but too much stuff for tali bros

>>67306652
Can you explain what he's saying? Did I miss something?

>>67306495
Someone posted some in-game audio or something talking about medical professionals developing new ways to help people repair their lungs.

>>67306568

They weren't human, they were humanoid. Bipedal and of similar size, in other words.

>>67306731
Sorry no. Have some Obama Shepard instead

>>67306519
the mako sucks, how can we fix it?
well lets make it regen...not explode on one hit...fly, and...oh yeah shoot missiles!
>great success.

Hey guys, is it possible to turn on AA somehow?

>>67306731
This I want it also.

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>67306568

>>67305908

After the numbers the first two pulled in? No way. I do worry it might suffer from Halo 3 syndrome though...

>>67306748
In ME2 there is a world were primitive primates were found in burial sites with clay pots and simple tools. The world cannot support life and the closest garden world is far away.

>>67306410

I dunno.

>>67306227
Why the hell wouldn't Grunt be there? You fucking gave him a Clan, and if The Bro of all Bros is still alive in you game he better fucking be, you are pretty much ensured Grunt and/or Wrex as well as the entire Urdnot clan.

>>67306868
>>67306731

>>67306751

No, it was from the Cerberus news thing they do everyday.

>>67306907
Humanoid, not primate, but that is better for my argument as that's even less human.

Chose Kelly as romance option.

Felt good man.

>>67306967
Isn't he needed by the Krogan?

>>67306901
More of her to love

Are you ready for 28 squad members, /v/?

>>67306495
>>67306495

Turian medical units on Taetrus are at the center of a patent controversy tonight. A volus claiming to be the inventor of the much-vaunted Eupulmos respiratory device says his design was appropriated by the turian military without payment or permission. Similar appropriations have occurred throughout the history of the turians and their client race; the volus have extensive patent laws, and the turians barely recognize the concept. “This inventor should take pride in the success of his product,” said colonialist liaison Tertinus Septinas, “not shake us down for a fee every time it is used. The flat sum we’ve offered is quite generous.” The Eupulmos designer, Ora Thubb, says he’s soured forever on turian culture: “I thought the turians had a meritocracy. What’s the point if your contributions get brushed off?”

A new technology is helping victims of the Vallum Blast breathe easier — literally. Researchers at U. Thierax are attacking the myriad of respiratory diseases caused by inhaling dust around the blast site. Dubbed “medi-gel for the lungs,” the Eupulmos Device analyzes a patient’s tissue or medicard record before adjusting its virally-delivered superdrugs to match the patient’s genetic predispositions. After that, the mister sprays the aerosol into the patient’s nasal passages and the drug is absorbed into the lungs. The mister can also deliver microsurgery machines to make non-invasive repairs to tissue and has a color-coded nozzle at each end with separate agent reservoirs for dextro and levo patients. Said one ER staffer, “The effect is incredible. In a year, the whole galaxy will be using these things.”

>>67307094

Sure.

I'll still use Garrus and Tali

>>67307094
A large portion will be DLC

>>67307036
until the itching starts

The comics any good?

>>67307094
I can't see more than 15 or 16.

>>67307043
The Urdnot clan isn't in a war...Wrex is focusing on breeding and merging of clans. Why the hell would they need Grunt?

>>67307036

I'm thinking of doing that too. Can't decide between Miranda and Kelly. I quite like Miranda, but the romance feels shallow. I'm thinking I might just fuck Kelly so I'm free to romance whoever I want in ME3. On the other hand, the ME3 options might not be any better than Miranda and then I'll have missed out on romancing her.

Tough decision. I never leave the house so I have to live vicariously through Shepard. I want to do the romance right.

>>67307214

lol'd

>>67306979
Thank you!

>>67307223

I saw one page of it. Lot's of Liara ass.

>>67307156
totally

>>67307094
I know you're trolling, but really? Using a non-linear approximation on TWO fucking points???

If I go to bed now, will there still be a ME General in 8 hours or so?

>>67307223

Eh, it's interesting enough I suppose. I don't like the way it's drawn, but it's not bad I guess.

It's basically a 4-issue reaction image generator.

>>67306979

thanks man, i cba going through mass effect 1 again but im sure there's a alright hair style to choose in ME2

>>67307134
Isn't that like giving a band-aid to a guy who lost his leg though?

Will shepard be in Mass effect 3?

>>67307297
Liara's ass comin' up

>>67306845
You can turn on AA ingame, use your vidya cards control panel to force 4x or something.

wat

>>67307385
As long as there are ME fans, expect a thread to be here waiting for you in 8 hours.

>>67307402

>>67307229
You should already have surviving 15 squad members from the previous games.

Ashley/Kaidan
Garrus
Liara
Tali
Wrex

Grunt
Jack
Jacob
Kasumi
Legion
Miranda
Mordin
Morinth/Samara
Thane
Zaeed

Hopefully they will all come back and not just be boring as shit cameos, but we'll also probably get new characters as well.

I reckon all ME2 squadmates will be recruitable, but default will only see about 6 survive.

>>67307241
Quite. I decided to play fem shepard because of her voice actor, So I had to choose between Garrus, and Kelly. Chose Kelly because I refuse to let Garrus go to any position that isn't High Lord Bro.

>>67307199
As long as most(or at least half) of them are free DLC I'll be fine with that.

>>67307094

I want to believe...

>>67307385

I went to bed at 4AM. Woke up hours later and the chain was still going.

Does anyone have a .rar for any of the Mass Effect comics that they'd be willing to upload? I'd like to read them, and I figured I'd ask here before I torrent it can get beat down by the FBI.

>>67307505
I really can't see Wrex or the DLC characters coming back.

>>67307405
they know their audience

>>67306320
I want a male quarian as a li. they were bigger than Jacob or Thane

>>67307405
Why does she have buck teeth in the top right?

>>67307555
just search on /rs/

they're on there

>My face when these threads

>>67307542
I did the same yesterday, but will this thread still have the juice? 4AM is still 1 and a 1/4 hours away here.

>>67307199
you get 5 hours of gameplay from each and they all cost around 2 bucks each

>>67307655
Goddammit, might be hard to unsee.

>>67307653
Kal'Reegar anyone?

>>67307656

Oh, thanks.

>>67307555

I ended up getting all of mine from rs, so they should still be up and running

>>67307676
>mass effect doujin
wat

>>67307385
Hopefully because I am going asleep also.

My shepard is styling on yours

>Anons M4 Final Edit (single track 15 mins WMA made for 5.1)

I have a question about this, is this a music track for mission 4.

Also, how to these recurrent threads stay so long?

>>67307604
FUCK YOU!

QUIT PISSING ON MY HOPES AND DREAMS!

QUIT KICKING ME WHILE I'M DOWN!

>>67307744
Keep that guy away from my waifu. He has wandering hands.

>>67307744
that guy is fucking awesome. would be cool if he were to play a much bigger role in ME3. hoping it's at least an option if they aren't engaged in war with the geth to retake the homeworld.

Booyah!

>>67307869

>>67307744

Kal'Reegar as a squad mate would be awesome, but I can't see them creating a whole new squad member when it's possible for that person to die in ME2. Yeah, it's possible for all of your squadmates to die in ME2, but it's different when it's an NPC.

You know I don't think I've seen the "have you seen my shepard? let me show you my shepard" pic posted in any of these threads.

>>67307822

Your femshep looks like every other femshep.

>>67307809
Why is Tali in cs_office?

>>67307905
DO IT

Also, Want to buy scottish engine tech as bigger role in ME3.

>>67307905

>>67307525
THIS ONE MUST ADD THAT IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE A FEMSHEP WITH THE SOLE INTENTION OF ROMANCING GARRUS...YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MASS EFFECT
AND YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT VIDEOGAMES.

Kindly, GTFO.

>>67307905
prepare for insane fun

hey guys, Im playing ME2 again, and im wanting to stay loyal to Liara. I also want to go with Tali. When would be the best point where I could save my game so I am still loyal to Liara, but I could easily go get Tali - so i can complete the playthrough and stay loyal, but then go back to that save and instead go with tali - saves me having to play the game twice.

>>67307950
in before GAYNA SHEPARD

>>67307905

The only way to go.

My favorite pic. :3

>>67307983
because

>>67308009
Already did. Hence the medal!

Soldier is best class out there

>>67307954
You know what they say. If it looks like a duck...

>>67307428
I'm using ati so I had to rename the main exec.

Not a big deal, and hey, it works.

>>67307833
Credits song. Nostalgia excellence.

>>67308062
Sorry bro. Can't do that!

>>67308097

>>67308097

>my reaction to another predictable space-elf Tali

>>67308085
before you say

YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE ASHAMED
I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU

>>67307928
Well you could had gone through ME without Garrus so why not have Kal in?

>>67308097

>>67307214

cerberusdailynews.com is the greatest website on earth (besides 4chan)

>Earth nations gathered around their vidsets today for Super Bowl CCXIX, an annual sporting and media event that culminates North-American-Union-Rules football season. The New York Giants defied expectations and took down the Beijing Dragons in a tight 24-19 game. The highlight was a 69-yard pass from krogan QB Bragus Thul. The game’s top-3 hit commercials were Aldrin Labs’ hilarious “Improvise”, Unithirst’s “Coffee Cola Rock ‘n’ Rolla”, and Binary Helix’s “Not My Future, Thanks.” As for the greatest tease, it goes to the trailer for the soon-to-be summer blockbuster Nekyia Corridor, which sent sports fans to the extranet trying to find out what the heck a nekyia was.
>super bowl
>NYG vs. Beijing Dragons
>lolwut.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcScbgc5HqA

Favorite track in ME2 hands down.

A toast to thread XXVII!

>>67308236

...Why did you save a picture defined by its low quality and jpeg artifacts as a .png? Why not as a .jpg? Were you concerned about preserving the original authour's shitty work?

>>67308236
The space elf is inevitable.
All we can do is hope they don't have purple skin.