Casual games are easy. I believe it.

dude I saw that, just wow

>>65173409
to even understand the concept of portal at 3 is insane man

ITT: people who don't go on kotaku, except for OP obv

This makes me want a son so bad

holy fuck

I'll give my son a computer on his 3rd birthday.

PC MASTER RACE.

wow

>>65173352
sigh...a 3 year old is better at portal then some of my friends...i need to get better gaman friends

My sister couldn't handle portals and she's 14. Guess I'll link this to her.

>>65174067

>Woman

There's your problem.

>>65174067
>girl
>age 14

should I go on?

VIRAL

I didn't even understand some of the portal parts he's doing first time I played it.

>>65174067
Your sister is a girl. Girls can't play video games.

>>65173352
too bad he fucking sucks

>>65174246
> HURR DURR AMMA FAG

>he plays Mirrors Edge
run,jump,run,jump

>portal
everyone can pass this game


how about that kid plays Demon's Souls or STALKER.
IS IT TOO DEEP ?

>kid sits at desk
>adult sits behind him with wireless keyboard and mouse
>record it
>????
>/v/ basks in his glory.

>>65174353
>>65174246

Both of you couldn't even aim on a shooter when you were 3.

>>65174129
>>65174188
>>65174234
She plays WoW though...

So Anon,

when did you play a video game for the first time?

For me: 2 years,

>>65174415
perfectly syncing every single movement he makes including accidently bumping the mouse...yeah..

fag

>>65174415

The mouse movements sync up too well.

>>65174353
>>65174246

pffft, angry at the world much?

I finished Duck Tales and Mario Bros when I was 4, I don't think Mirror's Edge and Portal are harder.

>>65174543
maybe 5

>>65173352
>Mirror's Edge
>mouse and keyboard
Who the fuck bought Mirror's Edge on the PC?

casual shit

Even a baby knows the difference between 30 and 60 fps

>>65174663
the kid torrented it so it's ok

>>65174663
You poor consolefag.

>>65173352
is this really that amazing?

Lol'd at the kid going around in circles near the end.

The kid never clicked the mouse. He was moving the mouse to the movements on the screen, something any fucking kid can do. This is bullshit, and you all fell for it.

He played vidya in his past life

>>65174663
Mirror's Edge on PC is the best version.

>>65174495
tell that kid to play Ghouls and Goblins

>>65174759
I've got a better PC than you do, lil Timmy.

>>65174858
:|

>>65174663
who the fuck bought mirror's edge AT ALL

>>65174826
you're one stupid nigger

Fake

>>65174826
You have got to be kidding me. Are you fucking serious?

How do some off you faggots breathe?

Kid needs to increase his sensitivity for fuck sake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFhPReAmUwI

3 year old playing Doom

>>65174663
I did? No problems here.

Kids are good at memorizing this sorta stuff. It's pretty obvious it's not his first time playing the games :P

I could play some of the some of Aerosmith: Quest for Fame without even looking at the screen when I was like 4-5 years old. Big deal.

>>65174907
It is.
Have you played it?
It's fucking astoudingly pretty.
Gives Crysis a run for its money in some parts.
Also, it has fucking physics cloth and shit.

>>65175068
:P

>PC Gaming.
>So Fucking Casual a 3 year old can do it.

>>65175068
he does it off memory sure but he had to learn it the first time. you couldnt teach most 3 year olds that

>kid can finish a level in mirrors edge with out missing a beat

>I needed my dad to help me get past the swinging platforms on the second level in sonic 1 when I was 5 or so

3 year old trolls on 4chan, /v/

>>65173352

incredible

Its faked and the guy faking it sucks dick.

>The keyboard is "under the desk"

Come the fuck on guys.

>>65175182
What the fuck are you talking about?
3 year olds are better at learning things than most other people.

Understanding concepts like Momentum.
Not every /v/ user can be proud of that.

THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY

IS

GLORIOUS.

Fucking casuals.

Tourneyfag here.

I was playing Mario and shit when I was 3. I could also read and do math.

God damn talentless fucks.

And I thought the average 360/Wii gamer was young, PC-gamer confirmed for being underaged.

I want a kid like that. Hes so fucking adorable I think I just shat out some rainbows.

show me a 3 yr old beating someones ass in a fighting game legitimately(they both know how to play and no mashing involved) and NOT crying when if he loses a round.

>>65173352
He looks like me when I was a kid.

>>65175495
You've got a fucked up eye and teeth that'd make a Brit feel good. No one gives a shit what you think.

This seems amazing because platformed "we" played at an early age, (at least, those who arn't underage faggots), were actually hard.

>>65175248
>>65175248
>>65175248
>>65175248

>The keyboard is "under the desk"

>The keyboard is "under the desk"

>The keyboard is "under the desk"

>The keyboard is "under the desk"

>The keyboard is "under the desk"

take your heads out of your fucking asses

>A kid this age shouldn't be playing these games. Some of you will respond by giving examples of how you did similarly at a young age and turned out fine. There are still some out there who don't turn out fine. For each one of them, that is one to many. This provides no benefit to this child that some no violent PC alternative can't.

Ok which one of you fags wrote this to troll? 10/10

>>65175593

Show me an adult that does that.

I played doom 2 and speedball when I was 3.
Praise me, /v/

>the retards posting comments on the video
>X3
> >.<

>>65175495
Not sure if serious.

Either way you are a king faggot of all the tripfags. Honestly I don't know what I hate more, the CoD commentators or pathetic tourneyfags such as yourself.

Contribute something to the human experience and eat your own head you wank wrist fuck.

>>65175495
>Jammno

Get out.

>3 yo plays portal

I beat portal in an hour. It's not a hard game.

>Movements correspond to the gameplay

>Shaky camera, but screen never leaves boundaries of the monitor

This... actually looks legit.

Holy fuck.

anyone who thinks that is fake is a fucking retard.

>>65175151
>forgot to greentetx
next time bro

>>65175495
Jammno, get me a WoW account.

I DAWWW'd

I also like how every time he kills an enemy he looks over at the camera with a smug grin on his face.

*I move away from the mic to drink my juice*

>>65175497

PC Gamer here, I have been playing TF2 on my PC since release date, I never talk on my mic ingame (Vent only) and 7 of my friends play together, all of us are under 15, there are a LOT LOT more underage PC gamers then you can imagine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65S_j_SwI9Q

>>65175495
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOU SPENT THAT TALENT ON SOCIAL SELF-REASSURANCE BY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, RIGHT?

Pretty sure i was 4 or 5 when I played Mario on the gameboy.

I never got past the fish stage

I had to learn how to read to play what I remember was a Zelda clone with walls of text.

>>65175495
>this fag again

i thought you'd finally jumped off a high enough building

I feel kind of bad for the kid.

I mean really... 3 is just way too fucking young for kids to be playing video games. It'll end up warping his mind of reality. I'd give my kid a video game at 8... at the youngest. More likely 10.

>>65175921
I dropped out of the chinaman business cause it was taking too much time.

:(

>>65176050

No man, he plays Halo competitively he gets moon gravity like the Spartans

>>65176084
And only games like My Little Pony's Star Adventure, right?

>>65175976
Reported.

>>65176084

Not if he's taught properly. The fact that he understands portal already shows he has great potential to learn.

>>65175976
>all of us are under 15

inb4 underage b&

>>65175495
>talks about casuals
>posts with a MLG logo

>>65176181
Fuck.

>MY FACE WHEN HE AQUIERS A GUN AND STARTS SHOOTING THE FUCK OUTTA PEOPLE
HOLY SHIT
BADASS 3 YEAR OLD INCOMING

>>65175495
>>65175495
dem teeth

>kid goes to drink
>takes grabs glass
>character keeps walking forwards


its fake

>>65176226

>People getting banned

There were mods here
They are gone now
And they wont be back at Japan Time.

>stops playing to drink juice
fucking dawwwwwwwwww

>>65176383

>takes grabs glass

A kid who can grasp the concept of bodily physics at the age of 3 has a lot of potential.

>>65175976
REPORT THE KID OR SEND HIM TO SOME SHOCK WEB PLEASE !

Mother fucking casuals.

If your child can play vidya at 3, this means he'll eventually be able to read, do math, etc at 3 as well.

All my neighbors, all my childhood (As early as 8.) were ALL Korean / Vietnamese. I never did throw around a football, or chase kids, or any of that shit. I sat down with crazy ass "learning toys" with older Korean kids and they taught me shit like PEMDAS (Math, dipshit) before I hit Kindergarten. They made me pro at Steet Fighter 2, etc. They were the best bros you could ever ask for.

I had to move at age 9 for financial reasons, and was on my own from there. (As in, on my own from the wealth of Korean tutoring.)

The person holding the camera in OP's video doesn't sound white.

>>65176383
>I have never played Portal or any other game using the HL2 engine

Shut up

>>65176518

You cant shock me man I have been here for three years, lurked for two

>Watch video
>Get a fuzzy warm feeling
>actually crack a smile
>decide to read the comments
>"Preparing your son for failure"
>"It's a troll. The dad is using a usb mouse"
>"It's pre-recorded"
>"FUCKING BULLSHIT"
>"Obviously fake"
>my face

Why /v/....why must you be like this?

>>65176383
momentum, nigger

>>65176383
that's how the source engine is. the characters take a couple of steps forward even after you release W

>>65176539
Too bad your "bros" are part of an inferior race of chinks and gooks who get fucked by the rest of the world on a yearly basis.

You are also horribly ugly and suck at WoW.

>>65176539
Uh, what are you talking about?

Who are you explaining yourself to?

This thread isn't about you, nobody cares about you, shut the fuck up.

>>65176539
nobody really cares :|

>>65176305

>MLG is popular, and does a shitty job hosting some tournaments.

>That makes them casual, right?

His coordination is impressive, mouse and keyboard does not come naturally to a lot of people, hell my older brother played A LOT of video games when we were kids, but because he kinda stopped at around the time things went 3d, to this day he still looks like a goddamn retard if he tries to play an FPS, walks looking at the ceiling, gets lost in rooms with only 1 exit, etc.

But other than that nothing to see here, the kid obviously has the games memorized, he even recites the dialogue along with the game.

Everybody cries, ridicule and laugh when the average Xbox 360 player is 12-15 years of age, but when 3 years olds play PC; then they put that shit on a pedestal and worship the fuck out of it.
>My face when I dont get people.

>>65176539

>>65173352
>>Mirror Edge/Portal confirmed for kiddie games
Though in all seriousness, that's impressive.

SON, I AM PROUD

Holy shit. I... Wow.

>>65176383
Someone's never played Portal.

To this day, Portal has been the last single player game I had ever played, and I got it on release day. It's also one of the few games I played through completely without stopping for a break. (As in, no piss / shit / food / sleep / workout breaks at all.)

Herp derp a derp you're all casual faggots who can't PVP for shit.

>>65176084
Too much. I started gaming at 5, nothing wrong with it.

it's not hard to believ that little children can style on a majority of /v/

The dad probably taught his kid how to play specific parts of the game, and the kid just played those parts over and over. Pretty much how we all learn shit.

I don't think the kid would have been able to actually play it, and by play I mean comprehend the objectives of the games.

i remember playing atari at 3, but man if this is real it's incredible

>>65176774

At least the 3 year old doesn't shit talk or cry when something doesn't go his way in the game.

Young Fatal1ty in the work, glad to see he is starting out with PC.

This kid is a prodigy

I for one bow down to the new generation of gaming legends

>>65176915

>>65176774

The kid is younger than all of them, yet he isn't crying or whining.

it's confirmed that it's a video playing on fullscreen, dumbasses


he's not playing

>>65174663
Me, is the best version.
Deal with it.

>>65176986No, because they can

he's gonna be so fucking fat when he's 13

poor kid, and he doesn't even realize it.

>>65176774

12-15 is douchebag faggot tier.

3 is dawwww tier.

>>65176915
>>65176912
>>65176539

this just in! you're a faggot!

and hes Scottish, makes me feel proud

>>65177076

>Mouse movements correspond to game

?

That kid must be an aspie. Only aspies would play vidya at such a young age!

Derfaherf you are all just jealous of my professional prodigal nature, casuals

>>65176915
>Thread pops up on first page
Why don't you just buy me an account then?
That's genius!

He's a pretty cool kid. If that's some goddamn Tropicana berry punch he's drinking, we're gonna need a high five.

Ever heard of LilPoison?

That fucking 7 year old beat me at MLG once. Well it was a 4 on 4, and he was on the team.

>Loses
>Checks to see who killed him the most.
>LilPoison
>Myface

three year olds can barely understand depth, thus why 2d games are more suited for them

This is pretty amazing, talented kid

>>65177320

>>65176774
Because 3 year olds are still at the *helpless* stage, where were adults are still programmed to find them adorable so that we'll feel obligated to protect them. Once somebody gets to the age of 12-15, they're at the age where we want to start pushing them to be useful. So that means we find their immaturity aggravating, even though it's no worse then them when they were younger.

HAY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN MY BUTTPLUG?

>>65177076
There is no way in hell to get a 3 year old to choreograph that many hand movements

That kid is going to have carpal tunnel syndrome at 6.

However hilarious and charming this stuff is, I still don't think it's right for a kid to play games involving guns.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I used to torture black people in the original The Sims and I've blown up mailboxes with rockets and watched every popular cartoon on CN back in the 90's. But giving a virtual gun to a 3 year old is maybe taking it a BIT too far, don't you think?

Oh and shut the fuck up, Jammno. You stupid piece of british trash.

OH HERE IT IS, SURELY THAT WILL STOP THE PAIN

>>65177363
Who the fuck told you that?

>>65177204


no, they don't


it's just random movements, dude

Jammno's dox.

BENJAMIN A MERRELL

3325 WILLOWCREST DR
APT 120
FORT WORTH, TX
76117

Cell is 817-253-9835.

>>65177424
exactly. choreographing that amount of hand movements would be even more impressive than actually playing the game

>>65177543

They do too.

>>65177474
Well, Mirror's Edge and Portal 2 are very non-violent. Mirror's Edge might be pushing it just a little, but it's much better than other games he could be playing.

>>65176084

I played Super Mario Bros. when I was three. Played Jackal when I was four. Most games I played were around five. I think the situation is different back then, though. You don't have realistic looking games where you could confuse the game with reality. Little worried about the kid shooting the people (are those cops? I never played ME), though. Portal on the other hand looks like a great learning experience. All depends on what games the kid is playing.

>my face when I play a three year old on an online FPS and he acts like that

I used to play this when I was 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEJOFcSfamg

No joke. The game is 100% memorization. No idea how I even know how to use DOS at such a young age where I couldn't even read. I guessI taught myself how to read from DOS.

>>65177596

>FORT WORTH

Shit let me go get him!

GUYS ANY OF YOU NEED ANY BLUTTPUGS CAUSE IF NOT THEN I DO

>>65177474
How the fuck did you know I was British? Did the real faggot Jammno tell you that?

HEY JAMMNO WHY IS YOUR GRILL SO FUCKED UP

>>65174543

4 years

>>65177680
Fuck, I live in grapevine. I'll join ya

>>65177320

Dunno him. What game does he play?

Just think of the amount of brain power the 3 year old had to use to play these games. He's going to grow up to be succesfull as shit.

>>65177668

>I guess I taught myself how to read from DOS.

Why the fuck are you on /v/? Go do something awesome for gaming

>>65176774
Because when a kid is 12-15 he is fucking annoying, but a 3 year old kid is cute.

Jammno's dox.

BENJAMIN A MERRELL

3325 WILLOWCREST DR
APT 120
FORT WORTH, TX
76117

Cell is 817-253-9835.

www.myspace.com/jammno

>>65177543
Dude, look at the fucking mouse.

When he takes his hand off the mouse, the character stops instantly. When he touches the mouse, the aim judders which is what exactly happens when you touch the mouse.

>>65177887
Lmao, I am ugly as sin

>>65177822

>Jammno Nightmare on Elm Street @ Rave in Northeast Mall. Trying for a late showing. Will be 2 hours early for mass Dance Dance Revolution.

>>65177956
I live in grapevine, I'm coming to beat your ass faggot.

>>65177543

Are you blind?

They're not. They match.

Why is anyone amazed at this? It's just WASD with some quicktime events and a little aiming. Man, a chimpanzee can do it.

>>65177956
Man, right now you're being a bigger faggot than him.

>>65176774
At least that kid seems more mature than the average xboxfanboy.

>>65178090
Funny that you say that when right now the majority of /v/'s threads in general are sonyfriends fanboying or posting troll threads.

You guys go beat up the real Jammno. Take pics and post them on /v/.

>>65178074
Why do you care at all about this Jammno faggot

oh i mean... Why don't you like me??

>>65178183

Funny as soon as someone starts bashing xbox you immediately start attacking sony. Even though nothing about that post involved sony

ITT: kids that never got to spend time playing video games with their dads

>>65178074
Just shut up you stupid casual

You guys can come and find me, I'm a blackbelt.

I got crap from jealous casuals through middle school and developed in the martial nihonian arts to defend myself, I killed all of them with my bare hands, and I will do the same to you.

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

But holy shit peole, 3 years old. Thats way too young too be playing games, man I dont even remember being three years old, I have vaugh memories of being 5-6 but none sooner. Kids of that age should be out playing with sticks and shit, not be plastered infront of a screen. I didnt start playing games until I was 9 and even that is too fucking young. God damn it.

ITT: People that are worse than a 3 year old.

>>65178354
HOW HAS ANYONE NOT SEEN HOW HILARIOUS THIS EXCHANGE IS?

To be able to handle the puzzles in Portal, or even the concept of portals at age 3 is fucking impressive.

GUYS HOLD THE FUCK ON.

Let me educate you about this tripfag.

The Jammno person is REAL. Teeth and all.

This tripfag, is NOT HIM. He's from the UK. He posts Jammno's DOX anonymously, caused his youtube to get hacked (Which had some sweet wow stuff on it.) and etc. The myspace is hacked as well.

So you guys go beat up an innocent dude, while this tripfag jerks off to your random violence.

>>65178293
It was about immature fanboys, so yeah, sony. funny how umad

Jammo, you aren't funny. Nobody here likes you. We'd rather you just left or got rid of your trip and posted anonymously so we wouldn't have to put up with your gay cries for attention.

Protip: calling anyone a casual, especially if you think gaming is a sport, is a recipe for mental disease. I'd give you about 4 years before your autism rots your cerebrus like acid, left vegetabilised and only able to utter the words "casual" and "watah" as your clammy hands struggle to masturbate your squat, new potato dick which crushes your raisney balls most of your waking hours.

Who doesn't envy a professional useless fuck? I'd like to know who that IDIOT is so I can tell him he's casual and not 1337 enough to understand.

The bathteeth hivemind of crooked teeth
JAMMNO!
He faps behind the wall to grunt the autistic tune to end the world
JAMMNO!
He comes.

>>65178401
This kid will be headshotting you across the map at age 6.

Accept this.

>>65178471
Shut up...you...you...

>>65176774
It's impressive that he can do it. It shows intelligence, unlike a 12 year old shouting faggot on xbox live.

>>65178482
I know he's not the realy jammno. I do not care. Am still going to beat up faggot. Hopefully said tripfag will enjoy

>>65178564
It's okay, you can take your tongue out of your cheek for now.

>>65178354

You badass

>>65178471
fagsual

>>65178573
Or a 12 sonyfriend shouting not over PSN because it's shitty and he has no mic :/

>>65178482
Proof?