ITT: angry virgins

As I withdrew my tongue from her poo-slicked asshole, she reached back and started fingering my ear.

>>63393201
>implying you're not in the thread also
>implying you haven't condemned yourself

Cause she'll never be famous for anything else.

she gives Jalapenos a bad name

She's a woman.

>>63393333
/THREAD.

>>63393201

>>63393146

Why can't you get a mother fucking sense of humor.

>>63393333
that, and double multiples

>>63393492
nofunallowed.bmp

Be in PlayBoy,
Dont even show boobs.


She is a bitch.

she's a sociopath.

Because chobot is hotter

>asking why a girl is a bitch
you realy need a reason ?

>>63393744
This also.

>>63393654

I'm pretty sure most women are.

oliviamunneatsahotdog.gif

>>63393744
Plus Chobot actually gaems.

>>63393470
>>63393626
>>63393995

Just got on /v/

What's with these screens?

link/sauce on a vid I can watch?

>>63393744
>>63393878

>Chobot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrE4bz-MCmU

>>63394281

the vid i watched got taken off youtube

>>63394638
well what did you expect?

girls are retarded.

i'd still rather have her over munn any day.

>>63393995
>>63393626
Anyone have sauce on this vid please?

>>63395282
Or can anyone just kinda give the rundown of what happened?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHolqpnKDSI

>>63395617
ty sir

....I like her.

I think she was just on her period during the conference.

>My face when if she was a guy you would be talking about what a master troll she is

>>63396032
Girls can't be master trolls

>>63396032
>my face when you obviously don't know what a master troll is

>>63395617

>>63395617
What exactly is he saying? I'm second guessing you? I never really understood what second-guessing someone was..
Also "Are you ready for a white lady to feed you pie?" Is pretty racist, just saying.

>>63397037
Yes, racist, but also hilarious.

Watching that video was painful.
Like someone injecting me with awkward inducing chemicals.
These guys are at E3 playing exclusive games being fed pie by hot women, why would they even pay attention to her?

who is Olivia Munn?

>>63397252
That's the funny thing, they weren't paying any attention to her..

>>63396032
That dude was the master troll right thur

>>63397037

probably second guessing her when she was talking about nuts

>>63395617
i don't understand why he says he's second guessing her, but she's a gigantic bitch all the time, so i'm glad she got blown off by nerds in favor of video games

>hot woman approaches with pie
>soft breasts brush against you as she feeds you
>nipples perk up at the contact as she becomes slightly aroused
>completely ignore her and keep gaeman

True Bros.

>>63395617
LOL PIE AND NUTS SO RANDUM XD

The fuck..?

What's he second-guessing her about? The way she's talking about nuts?
Also it was just a joke when she took the shit off him right? She seemed pretty serious when she said "you happy?

>>63397641
because she has a handful of nuts?

>>63397900
lol'd

But seriously, that was pretty self-degrading of the guys to do that...I felt bad for all of them.

Olivia Munn is such a bitch because her clitoris is 5 inches long.

>>63395617
wow...so the "nerd" guy can't even fucking joke?

>>63398283

olivia munn has innate weight problems and works very hard to even stay as thin as she is, if i was one of those guys i'd have said something like "yeah, i can tell you like pie" and resumed gaeman

>>63398424

he was so awkward. i felt bad for him

So she wasn't talking about hold the guys nuts?

>>63398283
Olivia Munn is a Spotted Hyena confirmed? That would explain why she was trying to dominate David Jaffe.

>>63398535
That would've been fucking hysterical!

If I had to work with a bunch of awkward nerds all the time I'd be pissed too.

But Olivia Munn takes her anger to such a cunty level.

We all have things that annoy us bitch, don't have to PMS about it all the time.

LOL LOOK AT ME LICKING INANIMATE OBJECT I SO SEXIE XD

>>63393146

>>63399105

you wouldn't be pissed because you're one of them, and have something in common with them. This bitch truly hates being around them and is just there because she lucked into it

>>63398927
Not really. Two seconds before she said it was her favorite food. Saying she likes pie isn't going to destroy her psychologically.

You guys are pathetic.

DAEWOO DAEWOO CIRCUMCISION

>>63399272
This. She was largely raised in Japan, did the whole modelling shit and somehow wound up on a show catering to a group of people that are embarrassments to society.

She's only now being honest about her feelings because she's got that Daily Show gig.

>>63399105
> Mun is trying to embarrass people while they're gaymen.
> Gets offended when some guy successfully embarrasses her on camera.

>>63399491
Even your body wouldn't be ready for her clit, Reggie.

>>63399597
o rly?

shes not even attractive to be honest, and i thought originally the people they chose were supposed to be the most attractive looking gamers, but she doesnt even gaem? stupid why not just hire someone pretty.

So is she Asian, Native, a Spic, or what?

Doesn't really matter... I only like white girls anyway.

>>63399944
American of chinese descent

>how does it feel having a white lady feed you pie

what does race have to do with it?

>>63399944
shit tier.

>>63398461
why is her mouth a vagina?

>>63400339
one time she was on tom green's internet show and couldn't stop attributing race to everything

basically, she's unwatchable

>>63399944
She looks white you racist

You guys are pathetic. You're getting ultra pissy at a woman for being a woman. She just happens to also have an extremely dry sense of humor. All you're doing is pointing out all the flaws in her, when shes only a human, just like everyone posting in this thread. She might fuck up on live tv, but i bet she probably regrets it, too.

>>63400620
>extremely dry sense of humor

no bro, dry humor is intelligent. shes just trying to hard

pic related on multiple levels

>implying women have souls

>>63400886
Just because you don't pick up on it doesn't mean it isn't there. That's your problem.

>>63401019
i can pick up on dry humor, which is why i posted a picture of home movies

>>63401137
>I posted a picture of a show with dry humor
>That surely means i know everything about it
>woo

We're in the age of camwhores.
Olivia Munn is not a nerd, she is no geek, she is a Myspace/Twitter/Facebook whore.

The Screen Savers was a great show.
Attack of The Show is for douchbags and camwhores, not geeks, not nerds, not /v/irgins.

>Play Twisted Metal.
>G4 idol comes up and starts bugging me.
Excuse me, could you please cut that shit out?
>Freak out when she touchs me and claim to have a phobia of people touching me and she wouldnt stop.
>Removed from con.

Someone got the link of her david jaffe interview?

guys, aint it obvious?

she's tired of working for G4 and is trying hard as fuck to get fired and get as fucking far from videogames and /v/irgins as possible

>>63402661

I too burn bridges whenever possible in my industry!

Every single one of the women we saw at E3 (except Morgan) were nothing more than a pair of walking tits. No brain, no tact, no wit, just a desirable body and the ability to read a teleprompter. Munn was hired for that reason.

>>63403206
>implying morgan is all that better and was the ORIGINAL walking pair of tits on xplay way back when

>>63403306
No, there was Meagan, and that blonde chick from Fresh Gear.

But I know the show goes back before them.

>>63403306
Say what you want about her. At least she actually plays/discusses games. There's a reason Jaffe wanted Her to interview him rather than Olivia. then there wouldn't have been that foreskin bullshit going on

>>63400027
>>63400027
Excalibur~

>>63401645

kevin and adam are both nerds and the only two in G4 that deserve to be on TV doing shows about games...seriously


Chobot could be in a show with them two and i would accept it but anyone else would be pushing it.

Layla was hot.

>>63403306

She getting older so she kinda has no choice but to wise up and know her shit now.

>>63393146
abused as a child

>>63400620
>full-blown conversations about foreskin when the topic of discussion is supposed to be Twisted Metal
>dry sense of humor

Something's off here.

G4 is a garbage dump of COPS marathons and anything but video games. Just stop watching it.

>>63403887

>kevin and adam are both nerds and the only two in G4 that deserve to be on TV doing shows about games...seriously
>kevin and adam are both nerds
>Kevin
>Nerd

>>63403790

Bwakame! first you nust know of my legend. It began in the 12th Century

>>63404391
He most likely meant Rose, not the douchebag one.

>>63404402

I bet she was real disappointed that real gamers are nothing like your typical G4 viewers.

I am very confused. Why was he second guessing her? And why would that upset her?

>>63405300
>implying real gamers go to E3

>>63405389
she wasnt really upset she was joking damn why does everyone think that?

>>63400620

>>63405787
Why would she pretend to be upset? I don't even understand what he means by double guessing her.

I heard from a reliable source that at the Microsoft conference, she told the audience that the holocaust was a lie. She then proceeded to destroy a Wii HD model and then throw a grenade into the audience.

>>63405986
What a bitch

After spending as much time around neckbeards that didn't care to make themselves appear more than scum to me, I'd probably be a blatant bitch too.

>>63405895
the try hard to be funny thing, she didnt even look upset she looked like she was joking. geez i hate her but im not even that blind

>>63405787
Because she was genuinely being pissy through most of E3, to the point of irritating David Jaffe, and G4 themselves had to remove every "joke" she made.

So was she mad, or is she just a bad comedian?

I heard she called Gabe Newell fat.

>>63406262
I heard there were people going around claiming they heard she called gabe newell fat.

>>63406509
i heard there were people on /v/ hearing about people hearing about olivia munn calling gabe fat

>>63393146
MY BODY IS READY

amindoinitrite ?

>>63395617
Jesus christ what a bitch.

i herd u guise liek nogaems

>>63399208
These aren't real are they?
Please tell me she's not that horrible of a fucking bitch...

>>63405986
Anyone else notice her pigdisgusting chest acne?

*chacne*

>>63406262

she didn't

Olivia munn did not tackle an asian girl, call gabe newell fat, or say that gabe newell unprofessional for wearing a shirt to the sony conference.


all she did was piss off faggots and troll david jaffe

>>63406972

if you don't have that you are 14 years old or younger.

You guys are so fucking stupid. God damn, get a social life. I'm not sticking up for Olivia, she's only on G4 for her looks, but fuck man, can't you people see this is just for fun?

i hate her but i really hope she starts doing porn

FAP FAP FAP

It's kind of funny how even her fans say she can't do her job correctly.

>>63398145
I'm wondering this too. She seemed to be seriously, and it worries me because she JUST got done making a joke about someone's race.

>>63407218
Shower moar.

Why does anyone think she's hot?
She's quite ugly, and her condescending personality doesn't help it.
There are much better looking girls to fap to.
You have to go outside to see them, though.

>>63407286
>social life
>4chan
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.psd

>Wait hours in line to play Twisted Metal
>Finally get to play
>Have some cunt annoy you the entire time and force you to eat pie
>Get a cassette player for the trouble
>My face

>>63407218
25 and no chest acne bro.

>>63407862
>>63407862
AND twisted metal dude, before its even out

>>63408069

>25 and i shave my chest because i am a flaming dick storage container and have no chest acne.....bro

fix'd that for you, no need to thank me.

>>63408153

No if you heard her correctly, he was going to get it when it came out.

woman
american
not bratty and spoiled

pick any two

>>63408226

>>63406972
>>63407218
>>63407508
>>63408069
idiots who think random red markings are chest acne and dont just come and go

>>63408482

>>63408226
don't shave my chest either, bro.

keep trying though.

ITT: people making conclusions about people without hard evidence backing up that 'fact'

>Game X has Y
OM: EPIC
>Yeh, um..
OM: Does it have a daywoo
>wut
OM: DAYWOO
...

I dont care if she is a bitch, shes funny as hell

>>63408567

>I use quotations to ridicule other people's opinions.

>>63409055
DAEWOO DAEWOO DAEWOO CIRCUMSIZED PENIS EAT THAT PIE EAT IT IM ASKING YOU QUESTIONS CAN YOU ANSWER LOL UR BLACK

And then when she says something that's supposed to wow me, I guess, she places emphasis buy kind of whispering. God damn that pisses me off.

>costed

>>63396032
By that regard Kevin Pereira's constant rimming of Steve Jobs' asshole is trolling. To be a troll it has to be intentional, otherwise they're just a fucking retard.

>>63398145
I think it's because he thought she was a bitch, and then she gave him a bunch of free stuff.

>>63408567
http://www.dorkly.com/article/1853/5-awkward-moments-from-e3-2010

Number 5, she's a retarded bitch.

>>63407218
ahahaha what?
second i get chest acne or any other disgusting blemishes on my perfect form i'm eviscerating myself.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SECOND GUESSING? DOES HE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

>>63396032
>master troll

yes but no she is a retarded bitch who should be doing porn instead of doing a videogames program