It's probably nothing.

;_;

WAIT WHAT?

MY BODY ISN'T READY

I hope this is true and at least an Earthbound Collection is being announced,

WHUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

>>63209502

IHOPEMYBODYCANTAKEIT.jpg

Well what the fuck, did anyone open it? This shit is important.

NOTSUREIFSERIOUS.JPG

PLEASE WAIT, PREPARATION IN PROGRESS.

MY BODY IS NOT READY ANYMORE FROM THAT CONFERENCE

OPEN IT

knock on it and wish for 3 more wishes for then you have 3 wishes instead of a 1

>Will said it was locked.
>Will said it was locked.
>Will said it was locked.

/v/ WE MUST GET IN THERE!

MY BODY WILL NEVER RECOVER AT THIS RATE

NINTENDO, YOU ARE DESTROYING ME

COME ON

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Was anyone's body ready?

STAND OUTSIDE IT FOR 3 MINUTES WITHOUT MOVING!

In retrospect I can say no sir it was not.

>>63210191

THIS!

AT THIS RATE MY BODY WILL ABSORB ITSELF

MY BODY IS FUCKING GONE. PLEASE BE REAL

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>63210191
I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

^ DO THIS

I HOPE MY BODY IS READY!

Dr. Andonuts is a fag.

Real men visit Dr. Thundercloud.

>implying Nintendo hasn't permanently won E3
>implying anybody's body was ready for this shit
>implying I don't masturbate at night to the thought of the 3DS

There is no doorknob.

>>63210191
DO THIS I SWEAR TO GOD DO IT

>>63210191

I would suck your penis right now.

Just when I thought by body was finally ready, my body is no longer ready.

>>63210355

Er.. Maybe you have to find the doorknob... a la Mother 3!

Oh fuck
my body can't take any more of this.

Dude they already said that Level 5 are developing for 3DS and a long while ago screens on Famitsu i believe there were screens of a Ness-esque character with no description of the game.

It's an Absolutely Safe Capsule for Miyamoto.

Quote me.

You're all gonna need Raiden esque cybernetic replacement bodies at this point, your old ones are gonna fall apart.

>>63210494

>>63210785
I wish I had the reactionpicture of the manga guy getting his skin torn off.

Seems appropriate for Nintendo this year

Oh Nintendo, my body is not ready for thiHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

I only just regained the use of my body and I see this?!

godding fuck yes

>>63210884
Will this do?

Do we have a MY BODY WAS NOT READY reaction image yet?

>Mother Collection DS

I'VE BEEN BARKING UP THIS TREE FOR 3 YEARS

PLEASE, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THE MOTHER TRILOGY/REMAKE ON THE 3DS; I WILL BUY.

MY WALLET IS READY

>>63210191
OH GOD SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO IT

WAT

>>63211162
GOOD ENOUGH

>3D Giygas rape porn battle

I like this. More Mother means more Shota :3

can you tell me what's happening?

My body was not ready

Please nintendo, if we get something mother-releated for the Wii/3DS, I'll buy 30 of each

>>63210191
NOT ONLY DO THAT, ALSO DO THIS FOR GOOD MEASURE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93cZfZxqLcI

I TOLD YOU, /V/

I TOLD YOU TO PREPARE YOUR FUCKING BODIES

DID YOU THINK IT WAS SOME SORT OF FUCKING JOKE?

WELL YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW, ARE YOU? YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING CRIPPLES.

MY WORD IS LAW. READY YOUR BODIES.

It probably doesn't mean anything.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS, /v/

>>63211285
WE WANT TO BELIEVE

YOUR BODY WONT BE READY FOR THIS!

if its true.

MAKE FRIENDS WITH COP
HAVE HIM INTRODUCE YOU TO SWAT TEAM BUDDIES
ASK TO BORROW BATTERING RAM (ASK THEM REAL NICE SO THEY SAY YES)
RAM OPEN DOOR
???
IT TURNS IT ACTUALLY BELONGS TO SOMEONE NAMED DR ANDONUTS WHO THE CHARACTER WAS BASED ON AND YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING!
OR PROFIT IF NO ONE SEES YOU

>>63210191
FUCKING THIS
RIGHT NOW

We all thought it was funny last year when Reggie said his body was ready. We all chuckled and said LOL CASUAL WIIFIT LOLOL. Ahhh if only we knew what would come... We assumed our bodies would be ready, sure they were for Wii Fit, and Wii Party, hell even Zelda. But oh /v/, we weren't ready, we were never ready...

Do you know who is behind that door, /v/?

It's the Duke.

And he's sitting there.

Just smoking a cigar.

And chilling.

>>63211565
Along with the fourth piece of the triforce, Missingno, and the Pyro, who you will not recognize because it is a robot.

The Nintendo booth is right in the middle of the West Hall, there is no hallway behind it.

>>63211565
I thought the whole "racing combat" scene with the cab drivers was just to throw us off and I thought the cigar was a sure sign of Duke.

>>63211683
THEY BUILT ONE

I think it'll just be a little joke from Nintendo but I hope to god it's a new Mother game or a remake or something.

SSSSSMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHH THE DOOR

>>63211768
Even if it is just a joke, it's shit like this that makes me fucking LOVE Nintendo.

TEAR THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.

>>63211455
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH GODDAMMIT PISS IN MY URINE RAAGGGGGGHHH!

THIS ISN'T PARTY BABIEZ

YOU SAID THERE'D BE PARTY BABIEZ

Wait a minute
None of us here are at E3
SOMEONE CALL MORGAN WEBB, GET HER TO DO IT, She's probably just in an alley, smoking, waiting for the next interview with some guy no one's heard of anyway.

>open door
>see time machine and four children-sized robots
>my body

My body is ready.

HNNGGG AGH HNNNNNNG AGH

I can't shake the feeling that this is either a hoax or, if it is real, just a clever little reference and nothing more. Either way, I doubt we're getting anything Mother related.

>my body when it's just an easter egg

MY BODY!

My body can't take this, Itoi.

Dr. Andonuts' Mean Bean Machine

Coming to the Wii, Q4 2010

ESPERO QUE MI CUERPO PUEDE AGUANTAR ESTO

>>63211873
Here you go.

>Open door
>500 free Mr. Saturn plushies spill out

>Open door
>Ultimate Chimera

>>63212740
oh shit

...O-oh my.

Don't know if can wrestle.

>>63212740
Dear god.

HOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JESUS

>>63212740

>>63212879
THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE BUT HEY IT'LL WORK ANYWAY

>>63212740
>About to open door
>Hear UC sound effect
>Open door anyway
>Lead UC to Sony and MS booths
>Overnight /v/ has far less trolling and more vidya talk

This is the last day of the E3 conference.

This will be the day that door opens. Remember, patience is a virtue.

>based on how /v/ is reacting now, I can only imagine what it would be like if an actual Mother collection were announced. Thousands of unprepared bodies.

http://www.bitgamer.com/details.php?id=28539

Bitgamer friends, enjoy downloading nintendos press conference as a little piece of history.

Am I the onlyone thinking Scribblenuts

Are you fucking serious?

>open door
>get on floor
>room full of people walking in the fashion of prehistoric creatures who were wiped out from a huge meteor

>>63213073
>Suddenly around the world, thousands of cases of spontaneous human conbustion.

JUSTU AS PRANNED

>>63213206
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kIE2xVJdTc

SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS?

>open door
>supply closet
>walk in
>pull light switch
>elevator opens behind you
>go down at a speed that feels like a 747 taking off
>land gently into a room
>Reggie, Miyamoto, and Sakurai are all sitting in chairs
>hand you a copy of The Earthbound Collection, with all the games packaged into one disc AND DS cartridge AND 3DS cartridge
>"Now go, and tell the world."

OH

MY

GOD

>>63213153
Yes. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I FEEL MY MOLECULES REARRANGING
MY BODY WASN'T READY FOR THIS

I hope it's an earthbound collection for the Wii/ds

OH GOD THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT

>>63213404
look at the fucking link goddamn

then, GET HYPE

>open door
>HAMBURGERS
>HAMBURGERS EVERYWHERE

>>63213404
It's on infendo, what more do you want?

>implying it is possible for a normal persons body to be ready for this

>>63213206
>everybody walk the dracosaur.

>If Nintendo released Mother to the North America they would see the largest pre-orders and first day purchases like no tomorrow!

>>63213620
link
source
video

go now, or forever be a faggot

>>63213598
>>63213598
>>63213598
This, please.

You know, we're probably getting excited over nothing.

>>63213772
so very true

>>63213772
Not the first time, may as well not be the last.

>>63213772

THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE KIND OF GOOD

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE

OUR

BODY

ISN'T

READY

>JAPAN ONRY!

This is part of their plan you know.
They used Smash Bros to advertise Earthbound and now more recently Mother 3 through Ness and Lucas respectively. People will see the beloved child heroes in commercials and on boxes and millions will sell.

are you fucking serious, mother games are fucking shit

>>63213620
I call bullshit

This isn't shit you joke about man

>>63213711
>>63213711

NO ONE EVEN FUCKING KNOWS WHAT MOTHER IS EXCEPT FOR THE 40 FAGGOTS THAT KEEP POSTING IN THIS THREAD

IT'S PROBABLY SOME FUCKING SHITTY ANIME SHIT FOR NINTENDO THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

FUCK
OFF

PRE-ORDER COMMENT MADE ME FUCKING ROFL FAGGOT, MAYBE 2 OF YOUR FAGGOT OBSESSED ANIME CULTURE FRIENDS WILL BUT NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THIS SHIT.

FUCKING FAGGOTS

inb4 umad

in b4 it's a giant YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS LALALALALA

>>63214095
See
>>63214004

People actually do know about Earthbound now.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>63214095
But u so mad
And do YOU even know what Mother is?
Eh champ?

>>63214022
Leave and never come back.

Our gaming savior lies beyond that door

>>63214095

>>63214095
Thou art aggrieved.

>>63211247
I lol'd so fucking hard.

E3 is the best time of the year for /v/, despite summer. Never change.

>>63214095
>anime
Stopped reading there, good try though.

>>63214095
...
Wow. This is what Gears of War has done to our youth.
SUMMER /v/ BEST TIME OF THE YEAR

>>63214095

I don't even need to ask, U SO MAD.

At least localise Mother 3.

OH GOD MY BODY OH GOD NO NO NO NO PLEASE NINTENDO HAVE MERCY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>63214244
He probably googled "Dr.Andonuts"

MOTHER 3 IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME

Hasn't Nintendo already won enough!?

GOD DAMN!

http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Andonuts

>>63214244


nope, and don't care what it is either,
i'm not obsessed with games like you guys

>>63214095
>>63214022
Cool stories, bros.

i do agree that a Mother collection wouldn't get many people interested compared to a new Zelda or a new Donkey Kong Country. It's more of a niche thing. Still, I can dream.

>>63214575
haha godam man i can sense your hurt from here!

>>63214575

Get off /v/

WHERE MY MODS AT?

Oh wait, there are none ;__;

>Open door
>Empty room
>You notice something
>There's a bee flying around
>"A bee I am... not."

http://dr-andonuts.tumblr.com/

WAT

>>63214667
I love you.

>>63214667

>I'm fucking allergic to bees
>Squash that shit

>>63214575
Well i'll fill you in
No anime graphics, at all.

So, yeah.
Oh, and its a turn based RPG.
Ever played smash brothers brawl / melee?
Ness?
Yeah.

>>63214095
>tripfag
>asspained
>being ignorant as fuck

Oh you.

IT WILL BELUIGI'S MANSION 2 FEATURING DR. ANDONUTS

OH SHIT

>>63214844

>Implying this troll has ever played a fucking nintendo game.

>>63210494
>find dooknob
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur!

>>63214850

>can't tell when being trolled
>even post a slowpoke-fry with my post
>still can't tell if trolling

kill yourself

>Door is unlocked
>Door knob falls off

>>63214575
Then what the fuck are you doing on /v/

>>63214985

No, kill yourself for even trying 0/10

>>63214985

>lol i trol u

nice try, but get out

>>63214985
>pulling OLOL I TROL U card
Real trolls never say that they're trolling

>>63214985
>lolitrolu

>>63214985

>>63215056
>>63215095
>>63215108

mabye you should go back and read his original post...

>>63214667
Perfect.

Kid finds a large thread
Tries to whore attention
Other kids give him attention

Just ignore him and he'll go away

This is a Mother thread

>>63215154

I agree with this fine fellow.

>>63214985
you fucked it up alrdy buddy :/

time to start fresh and think of a new tripcode name i guess

>>63215170
Ok.
>>63214095
Some macho gears of war faggot who doesn't know what Earthbound or the Mother series is, then tries to cover it up by saying OLOL I TROL U. Am I missing something?

>>63215108

except when they're trolling

and.....

>>63215014
umad

>>63215056
umad

>>63215095
umad

Damn /v/

You sure have some angry little kids...
Go back to playing childish games and sucking balls.

>tripfags STILL think they are welcomed on /v/

Mother Collection DS I'm ok with this completely.

>>63215257

>IT'S PROBABLY SOME FUCKING SHITTY ANIME SHIT FOR NINTENDO THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

that alone with his picture should've given you a hint something was off.

>>63215288

>>63209502
>>63209502
IS THIS REAL OR NOT?

>>63215170
We all know you're him. Removing your trip doesn't mask your samefaggotry. Perhaps you should start over with a new name and trip seeing as you fucked yourself already.

>>63215288

babby's first troll

>>63215293
>implying you're welcomed on /v/

Please be the Mother collection!

>>63215288

lol

You guys don't want to go in there...it's the Incredibly Safe Conference.

>>63215257

>>63215456

no, not him, it's just that I've been on /v/ apparently longer than half the people posting and can spot obvious trolling a mile away.

>>63215499

Forgot you trip.

ATTENTION!

TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD.

IF YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THIS IMAGE, YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE.

-A Helpful Anon

One thing I love about most annoying avatar/trip/namefags is they usually only last about a month.

They get bored or tired of their "epic trollz XD" and move on or go back to anon.

Enjoy your 15 mins of hate.

>>63215516

>>63215516
unwelcome tripfag is unwelcome

>Walking down hallway
>See this
>Attempt to open door
>Doorknob falls off
>Why'd you hafta come off at a time like this?!

>reportan tripfaggot

Feels good, man.

>>63215601

Fuck that guy and his Ultimate Chimera. Thing scared me.

I need to change my pants.

>>63215456

I am actually not the person that posted that comment niggers, nice try and still mad.

THIS IMAGE APPLIES TO 80% OF THE PEOPLE HERE.

ALL OF YOU THAT DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE IMAGE POSTED BY >>63215601, PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDED IN THE IMAGE.

>>63215601
>post Dr.Andonuts image
>in a Dr.Andounts thread
>DrAndonutsT.png


u dumb?

AH'M READY /V/

Maybe we'll get a new mother game starring Jeff.

Fuck yeah Jeff! Someone post that thing where they talk about Jeff while cursing.