OP sucks dicks

I love video games

bam

LOL

dsd

wat is this

gaming is over

Nintendo wins. Everyone knows that much.

UNFORTUNATELY, Nintendo > Sony > MS. Gabe was fucking awesome though, no doubt.

Sup mods

im watching gay porno

yesssssssssss

OH WE NEED 2 RIGHT

3ds is gonna get hacked first week of release


PIRATES WIN AGAIN

NINTENDO WINS AGAIN

>>62933607

MY BODY WASN'T READY

PS3 WINS AGAIN not a big suprise.

Sony faield
MS faeild

Nintendo WON

league of legends hijack

WHEN IS THE 3DS COMING OUT

That new Pokemon Park game looked awesome

Dodging hydro cannons n shit

I am so excited for the new 3DS and Wii games coming

Plus two professor laytons.

buying a 3ds opening day quote this if you're down.

Nintendo won, SONY and M$ are dead

my face when nintendo

Reggie dominated the stage with his smugness, this faggot is limp as fuck

Nintendo 3DS confirmed for god tier!

Sony won. Deal with it.

Rehashes aren't going to save your dying platform.

I... I'm sorry Reggie... my... my body wasn't ready...

I wasn't here to watch the Nintendo conference. What are the bullet-points?

>>62933789
Go away.

they won everything

It's over, Sony's FINISHED!

>>62933892
ALL OF THEM

Except wii party

>>62933817
>keep repeating nintendo won
>get humiliated again with NO GAMES
>keep on spamming you won to save face

XD

If montages and commercials equal win, then Sony won.

the fact that there's a second 'Nintendo E3 aftermath' stickied thread well beyond Nintendo's actual aftermath moment lets you know Nintendo won

Nintendo won.

>>62933892
Sales data.

Remakes. Rehashes.

Casual shit.

enjoy

>Nintendo's Conference

>>62933892
-dickload of games
-3DS is awesome
-everyone in the audience got a free hooker

>>62933931

Gabe brought up Sony to two notches over MS instead of one, but otherwise, pic related.

Nintendo owned so hard it didn't even have to mention they're remaking Ocarina of Time.

Just let that sink in.

They announced a remake of OoT on their website, cus they didn't have time.

Total and complete ownage.

I wonder else we'll see during the week?

ALSO FUN.

Anonymous mod is best mod

Nintendo had games. Actual games. Games i can play. Not games i can FEEEEEEL. FUCKING RIGHTEOUS. I HAD LOST 99% OF MY NINTENDO HOPE. BUT THEN THEY DID A 1 FUCKING 80.

IT'S OVER, NINTENDO IS WINRAR

>>62934089
>Nintendo got owned so hard they had to tell people about shitty games that only children would play

>>62934089
>owned so hard
>ownage

Fucksake, i hate how everyone from Gamefaqs comes to /v/ during E3

I wonder what the price is going to be? 400 dollars is highest I'll go.

>>62933987
indeed

Oh Nintendo.
You have me SWOOOOOONED

Infamous 2 confirmed

They could have done better. But They did have a truly solid show an that's more than I can say for everyone else.

>>62934089
this so hard. gonna get a wii. i love nintendo

Fuck yes.

>>62934399

Nintendo announcing Infamous 2?

Nintendo has won forever ever.
They are fucking smart. First lure Sony/Microsoft to the casual market and then quickly move to the gamer market.

Its awesome, tears of joy.
Also 3ds ocarina of time remake

3DS + Wii >> PS3+PSP >>>>>>>>>> Xbox

Amazing conference was amazing.
Also, wait for that developer table thing they do. They announced Brawl, Pikmin 3, and Zelda Wii there. It's likely we'll find out something.

>My face throughout the whole Nintendo conference
>also, my face for the rest of the year

>>62934089
WHAT

LINK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>develop new technology
>cash in with shovelware while it catches on and is being experimented upon
>use it full-power a few years later
>other consoles are still at first steps and copying you

well, I'm not particularly a nintendo fanboy but that's a successful strategy if I ever saw one.

>>62934089

+ Star Fox
+ Mario Kart
+ Pilotwings!!!!

It's like an asshole brother comes home and apologizes, and you go out drinking, bros once more.

I love you, Nintendo.
No really. I'm in love with you.

>>62934089
>they're remaking Ocarina of Time

That's very old news. Twilight Princess came out two years ago.

NEW TWISTED METAL FUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!!

Help guys, I didn't get to see it.
What did I miss?

>>62933885
>Rehashes arent going to save your dying platform.

>Sonys line up isint filled with Sequels and rehashes as well.

I only counted like 2 new IPS

That Sorcery game looks neat and I have only heard about the collaborative game with Sly, Rachet and Clank Ect.

>>62934089
People who think remaking games we've already played instead of coming up with new ideas constitutes a success for any game developer are mindless compulsive collectors and knee-jerk fanboys, and they need to die in various fires.

>>62934723
nintendo is some smart motherfuckers

sure is commercial in SONY conference

ok, sony won :(

>>62933789
Really?

REALLY?

>>62934716

http://e3.nintendo.com/images/ctr/othergames/zelda/1.png

Check their site, check /v/. Everyone's talking about it.

I'm still sceptical myself, but it seems real.

Video Games.

My body was not ready.

>>62934716
There you go brah
http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9033963

>Nintendo's Conference

METAL GEAR!?
...Metal Gear.

>Nintendo announces 3 revivals of old games. One 20 years old.
>REHASH SHIT
>Twisted Metal announced for PS3
>OMG SONY WON!
Come on now. I'm looking forward to it as well, but seriously.

I saw the Nintendo E3 page, as I missed the conference.

How many generic shooters and fitness games were there? OH THAT'S RIGHT, NONE.

NEW KID ICARUS
EPIC MICKEY
FUCKING MGS3 ON THE DS

I'M CUMMING EVERYWHERE!

HOLY SHIT TWISTED METAL

Nintendo: Full salvo of nukes from the USA
Sony: Pistol with a few bullets
Microsoft: Squirt gun with soda

This is accurate and you know it.

I'm still in the orgasmic afterglow, personally. 3DS is going to be amazing.

Still no Pikmin 3 though. :(

>The entire Nintendo presentation

I'm so psyched for the 3DS

SINCE WHEN DO STICKIES 404? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?

>>62935528
Also OoT for 3DS leaked.

SONY WON PEOPLE HAHA!

>>62935662

Give me that original image, you tripgentleman.

>donkey kong
>MGS

Finally sony does another play demo.

3ds>all

>>62935693

>>62935720
see
>>62935465

XBro here, This Twisted Metal game looks fucking awesome. Congrats SonyFriends, I am officially jealous.

>>62935817
3DSPD

>>62935730
I don't have it. I got screencapped it off rule 34 some time ago for a this Mass Effect 2 thread about my experiences with the game.

Buying a Wii right now

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Where can I watch the whole Nintendo conference?

>Nintendo conference
GAMES
GAMES EVERYWHERE

I shat cum when I saw that an OoT remake was coming to the 3DS.

>>62935623
holy fuck I'd kill your mother for pikmin 3

>>62935693

>SONY PRESS CONFERENCE

This is like 2006 ALL OVER AGAIN!

>>62936104
>>62936104
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/nintendo

Skip to the 1:00:00 mark, It should start up.

New Paper Mario game for 3DS will be awesome. Chain Chomp as a partner. :3

Nintendo won

>>62936250

cheers bro!

>>62935693
>>62935693
>>62935693
>>62935693
SAUCE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

>>62936239
YOU WISH

>>62936410
http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9033963

>>62936410

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9033963

>>62936410
http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=9033963

The images stem from the actual E3 Nintendo site.

>>62936367

Oh fuck. OH FUCK. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY A 3DS JUST FOR THIS GAME.

NIntendo won with Sony a close second. MS confirmed for ultimate shit tier.

Nintendo wins, hands down.

>3DS

u mad nintenfriends?

>>62936410

http://e3.nintendo.com/images/ctr/othergames/zelda/1.png

lern2searchengine

MS: D
SONY: C+
Nintendo: A-

any idea of release date and price for 3DS?

Anyone restreaming it nintendos? I missed it.

NINTENDO = GOD TIER

Anyone else cringed from the horrible synthesized music in the Zelda trailer?

Nintendo won, they actually held back with their game announcing.

If they announced every game on that list. Everyone would cum because their bodies weren't ready.

>>62937069
Prolly either Christmas march 2011

The conference was so awesome it wasn't even funny, and I'm not a pure Nintendo fan.

>My face

I just figured I'd check up on what sequels and party games Nintendo announced for this year's e3, then spend the rest of my evening playing some DS games.

But now I've seen the 3DS. And now I can no longer play my video games.

>>62936104
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/nintendo&h=67294
skip ahead an hour, that's when it actually starts

could somebody please tell me what nintendo annouced?

>>62937757
games

This is seriously the best E3 presentation in a LONG time by NINTENDO or anyone for the matter.

Nintendo IP's are the sole reason video gaming had recovered from the video game crash that took Atari. They still work now.

can i play wii zelda in hd? fail

FUCKING LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME REMAKE

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A
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J
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>>62937615
this. ugh, im so fucking excited

Was working when conference was on. Anyone have a link to a recording?

Can I still see all of the E3 showings? youtube keeps bringing up clips

>>62938111
FUCKING PAYING FOR AN OLD GAME
YOU
HAVE
PLAYED
ALREADY
YOU
EMOTIONALLY
DEPENDENT
LOSER.

handhelds are for broads

>>62937906

It must be summer

Reggie Fils-Amie is the fucking LeBron James of executives.

>>62938432

3DS EATS PEOPLE IT RUN REGGIE RUN

>>62936968
>paper mario 3ds
>an actual paper mario rpg
Oh no.
I'm happy.
So verru happy

>>62938566

>>62933931
Read the media, that was caused by the theater lights and the wireless device interference.
Actually people who played it sait it was pretty awesome.

It wasn't even close this year. Nintendo reclaimed the crown and looks like they're intelligent enough to keep it. The other two were disappointing on too many levels to count.

>>62937757
+ Zelda: Skyward Swords
+ Kirby: Epic Thread (or something like that)
+ Kid Icarus: Uprising
+ Donky Kong Country: Returns
+ Wii Party

Is that about right?

>>62938432

>>62938566
Wow, that's a horrible insult. Reggie doesn't choke like a bitch every year like LeBrick.

Starfox 3DS confirmed btw

I came

I can't comprehend what just happened, my brain can't grasp the epicness that just unfolded before me. Can't handle this.

my pic but with Nintendo talking to Sony

>>62933607

Nintendo just had kids games. They're not even fun if you've played the predecessors from the previous generation. Nintendo isn't doing anything to advance the state of the gaming industry. It's just the same old shit and you kids just lap it up because you've never experienced these games before.

I LOVE REGGIE IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE, INCLUDING SEXUALLY

>OOT
>Starfox
>Paper Mario
>Professor Layton
>Mariokart
>Kid Icarus
>Metal Gear
>Resident Evil
>All in Glorius 3D

BEST. CONSOLE. EVER.
AND ITS HANDHELD

Besides that, was there any news if it could play old DS games?

Hey, the OoT screenshots have been taken down. :[

>>62938385
But not in 3D.
Looks like the visuals are touched up as well.

>>62938964
No way. Starfox command made me buy the DS. Stop making me buy your handhelds Nintendo!

>>62938854

Bro, that's not even HALF of it.

>my face when nintendo

This feels better than yesterday shit.

Nintendo for the win, except for a few things Sony was complete and utter fail. Even when both only showed pre-made gameplay Nintendo's was much more interesting while sony's was what I could expect to find as a commercial in a week.

There's too much trollling going on. All I see is "Sony wins" this, "Nintendo wins" that and people trolling the other. Can someone please tell me, in a non-trolling manner, which games/etc. did Sony and Nintendo show

Zelda: Skyward Sword
Metroid: Other M
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Donkey Kong Country Returns
Kirby Epic Yarn
Golden Sun Dark Dawn
Goldeneye 007

not countinf the 3DS games....

my dick was overflowing

http://press.nintendo.com/E32010/3DS/FACT_E3_UpcomingGames_3DS.pdf

Here's a list of some 3DS games.
Name:Guest
Pass: Nintendo

I'm not sure if they've changed it, but that's what it was.

>>62937757
>>62937757
>>62937757

SAKURAIIIII

I'm glad he's back. He never disappoints.

>>62939236
yup, backwards compatible.

also, OH GOD MY BODY WASN'T READY

ALL GLORY TO REGGIE

I like how I called this incident back in 2006.

Nobody remembers how I'd kept comparing the Wii to the NES -- new technologies can't go full-force right out of the gate. So they start with simple, uncomplicated things, sell them to interested people...

...then once these people get used to working this new technology they blow everyone away with awesome.

Goddamn I am so fucking smug right now. Look at me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>62939110

Mature games for mature gamers such as myself

Nintendo only wins due to 3DS
Sony only doesn't win due to Talk about 3D for 30 minutes

That fucking video, with Miyamoto and Iwata getting sucked into the 3DS. Shit was hilarious.

>>62933766

And that will ensure I'll buy one.

http://e3src.nintendo.com/3ds/
Here's another place for the 3DS games.

>>62939541
Sony had Twisted Metal and an announcement that Portal 2 would not only be on it, but that it would be the best version under the PC version.

Nintendo had the 3DS with a shit ton of games, new Zelda stuff, and even a new Kirby for Wii, most of which can be read in the posts around yours.

>>62939576
It works, though all lower-case only.

>>62937757
Legend of Zelda : Skyward Sword - everything is controlled by motions, also BOWLING WITH BOMBS
Mario: Sports Mix : Dodgeball, Volleyball, Hockey, Basketball, Mario style. (didn't we already have Mario hoops?)
WiiParty: Mario Party for WiiMotes
Just Dance 2: apparently people actually play this, now supports 8-players
Golden Sun Dark Dawn : IT'S ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING TIME
GoldenEye 007 : Hah! Nice
Kirby's New Yarn : IT'S ABOUT TIME. ALSO HOLY HELL THAT LOOKS AWESOME
Metroid Other M : Squeeee
Donkey Kong Country Returns : IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
Epic Mickey : OH HELL YEAH, WHAT IS THAT PAINT THINNER? PAINT THINNER HAS NEVER BEEN THIS AWESOME!
3DS : Oh look, it takes 3D pictures! Also, I've been waiting for 3D without glasses
Kid Icarus for 3DS: OH HOLY BALLS I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING, WAAAAANT
Immense 3rd party support for 3DS: Metal Gear Solid, Kingdom Hearts 3D, Saints Row, Resident Evil, And I could have sworn I saw a Street Fighter title.

In conclusion: OH HELL YEAH

SF64 in 3D with updated visuals?! Fuck yeah baby

>>62939661
I realized it when I read the article
http://malstrom.50webs.com/birdman.html

REGGIE...MY BODY FUCKING EXPLODED!

>>62939110
Would you like a medicinal compress for your wounded gluteus maximus?

Someone needs to make

GAMES, GAMES EVERYWHERE

With Reggie and /v/

>>62939541
Also, Microsoft announced very little, spending most of their time overhyping Kinect with prerendered videos and actors.

They announced Gears of War 3, and had more stuff on Halo Reach and some bit about COD Black Ops.

Kid Icarus was fucking crazy. Shit looked like Team Ninja developed it. LAZORS AND SWORDS ERRYWURR.

Our God is a great God.


Snake Eater 3DS? What is this I dont even

>>62939736

Wait...Link isn't wearing tights anymore?!

Posting in a sticky.

So what's the price point and release date?

I wanna now if I'll have to sell a kidney or I'll have time to save money for this.

Also, have they said if it'll use cartridges or a harddrive?

>>62939917
>Immense 3rd party support for 3DS
While I agree, am I the only one who thinks the audiences reaction was a bit over-the-top?

>>62934089

I'm literally on the floor having a seizure.

FUCK YEAR GOLDEN SUN DD
THIS HOLIDAY MAN, THIS HOLIDAY

>>62940250

GOOD. They make him look like a fucking homo. Parachute pants is where it's at.

>>62940316

Carts, like the DS

DID SOMEONE SAY PIKMIN 3?!?!?

FUCK YEAR

>No Cammie

>>62940625
>didn't watch the live stream

>>62939870
Sony had:
-Killzone 3
-LBP2
-GT5
-Infamous2
-Twisted Metal

-Portal 2 announcement + Steam integration (updates?)
-Move games that actually look like real games (Sorcery, Heroes on the Move, Aragorn's Quest)
-All the awesome 360/PS3 multiplat. (DS2, MvC3, etc)

I still think Nintendo's was better, but Sony had good stuff.

Nintendo wiped the floor this E3, this cannot be denied with a clear head.

>>62940122

I second, IT MUST BE DONE

>>62940393

i dont think it was?

I just like the prospect of multiplatform games actually coming out on a nintendo platform now.

>>62939870
>>62939917

Huh. That sounds impressive. It looks like that one theory was right -- Nintendo first starts appealing to the more casual market first, then once they get hooked and they get all their money they start making the more gamer-focused games again. This sounds sweet.

Now, I don't often participate in console warran, but I notice a number of buttpained people in this thread -- look at all the people whining "kiddy," and "rehash" against Nintendo. Well, I own a PS3 and I admit to being disappointed they didn't show off too much gaming-wise. Good thing I also own the Wii.

>>62940711
I missed the first 10 seconds.

>>62939541
Sony
+ Sly Collection
+ Twisted Metal
+ Lots of Move Shit involving Wii style crap
+ PSN + a price tag for shit nobody wants

Nintendo
>read everybody els lists

So, where's the Reggie variant with:

GAMES

GAMES EVERYWHERE

Bonus points for Microsoft being trolled.

>>62940249
Think about it, man. Big Boss. In 3D.

I think I just came.

Zelda seriously fucking blew me away. The enemies actually look CHALLENGING now! It reminded me of fighting Iron Knuckles in OoT and MM. They fucking block and shit!

Dear God, Nintendo, please, please, PLEASE don't take away all of the fucking difficulty, for the love of god.

>>62934089
Link (or what section) can't find it.

>>62939110

u mad?

>>62939110

You can do better than that.

>>62940776 here

>>62940813

Did you say Sly Collection? Sweet. It's too bad I already have all 3 Sly Coopers, but that's still neat.

Opinions.

>My face when rumors of 3DS being as powerful (on handheld level) as PS3 and 360 turned out to be true
>SSF4
>DOA
>Snake Eater HD
>Remastered Starfox 64
>Kingdom Hearts Remake

Also, that same face applies for the possibility for a remake of Majora's Mask and Ura Zelda 64

>>62940559
PIKMIN 3?

Wii + 3DS + PC confirmed for THE BEST THE BEST

>>62941009
>Sony below Microsoft
Xbro here, I think our conference sucked shit

>>62940839

Use to touchscreen to fondle him in the camo menu.

>>62940625

I think they learned their lesson.

>>62941048
>My face when rumors of 3DS being as powerful (on handheld level) as PS3 and 360 turned out to be true
Looks more like game cube +1

>>62941009

>Sony worse than Microsoft.

ppfffttthahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>62940843

It's apparently getting two difficulty modes. One for the babies, one for us.

>>62940920
FFFF - I forgot the Dragon Quest IX (cause no trailer probably)

but picture this: 3DS is always probing for other 3DS's can connect to wifi, and while it's asleep will be downloading content for your Dragon Quest based on other's Dragon Quests.

Awesome.

can someone recap all the big games they announced?

What did nintendo show that should excite me? The only thing I've read about (missed the show) that even remotely caught my interest was the 3DS reveal. None of the games screamed DAY ONE PURCHASE for me.

>>62941048
OHMIGODOHMIGOD IT'LL BE SO GREAT! WE'LL TAKE ALL OUR OLD GAMES...AND PLAY THEM AGAIN!

>>62940613
>Link wearing chainmail and pants

>>62941048
Naw. Definately not as powerful. Looks like gamecube, maybe wii power. Still a big step up though.

The only reason you thought Nintendo's presentation was so awesome is because it was so fucking terrible last year.

>>62941362
Don't mind him, just being badass.

So how is the 3D effect?

>>62940835
>>62940122

>>62941360
>implying ports of SSF4 and MGS3 to a HANDHELD are bad things

>Luigi's Mansion 2 rumor was false
>my face

>>62941219
I am thinking perverted thoughts right now.

I hope Zelda Wii's motion controls don't work like they did in the video.

If they get to mouse quality I will be happy.

>>62941499
fukken saved

>>62941009
>>62941009
>Sony lower than Microsoft

>>62941360
In 3d.

>>62940613

Link why are you midget legs?

>>62941436

Or because it contained a fuckton of awesome games.

Sony's had a few.

Microsoft should just resign from the industry.

Anyone have the link to Nintendo's E3 Press Kit site and the password to it?

>>62941502
>fighting game
>portable
yes, that's a bad thing

>mgs3ds
this will be awesome

Nintendo had so much shit they didn't even announce some of the best stuff. They won hands down.

>3 ports and 1 remake later

Hey.. another "new" OoT remake.

Give it a rest, Nintendo.

I came

>>62941462
According to the crowd who got to test it, it's good.

>>62941436

Last year they announced Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros, Golden Sun, Metroid Other M, and showed a teaser for Zelda. It wasn't bad at all.

>>62940843

I fucking lost it when they first fought against the deku baba. IT ACTUALLY MATTERS HOW YOU SWING THE SWORD!!! And now you have to time a shield bash to reflect projectiles.

Zelda's looking a little less casual, now. Nintendo, please don't break my heart by fucking it all up somehow.

>>62941632
>IN 3D.
related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CatVJI_sD0

>>62935379

Words can't describe how okay I am with this.

>>62936143

You should probably get that checked out.

I want to see the 3DS whores. People keep talking about them.

>HURR DURR GIRL IS SWORD
I called BULLSHIT when the picture was first circulated and I called BULLSHIT when we were ramping up to E3.
You fags are faggy fags. No homo.

aight, so im pretty blown away by nintendo and im urged to buy a wii, but, how long do u think till nintendo makes a new console?

Im literally crying tears of joy right now. This is so goddamn awesome...

NEW ZELDA AND PROFESSOR LAYTON.

NINTENDO CONFIRMED FOR COMPANY OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS.

>>62941995
We still don't know, we haven't even seen her yet.

If indeed she is still present in the game at all.

>>62941555

They talked about it actually in a sense. On the Nintendo e3 Press conference page after video. Luigi's Mansion is partly responsible for the 3DS.

>>62941048
>>62941048
>>62941048
>Snake Eater
>Starfox 64

WHAT

Here's a dumb question:

I have a friend that's completely blind in one eye. Would she be able to play in 3D? It says on the site it's half screen per eye, so I don't know how that would blend together. I don't even think she can see with 3D glasses either.

nintendo's conference this year is even worse that last years. they just made sequels and more casual stuff.

>>62942070

They probably don't want to show off any spoilers.

>>62942301
Nintendo sequels are best sequels

>>62941502
They're not interesting things. They're games you've already played. What are you going to get out of these old games -- what significant, new, meaningful experience are you going to get by playing them on a smaller format, perhaps in some other locations that you have not already? Are you that dependent on someone else wringing the slightest bit more marketability out of their old accomplishments that you would trumpet this as something significant?

>>62941829

The IGN team said they got to play it for about 5 minutes but it still blew Red Steel 2's swordplay out of the water.

>>62942299

maybe with that "screen slider" thing she can

TOO MANY FUCKING GAMES

IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY BODY TO HAVE BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR READY FOR ALL THIS SHIT

IT FUCKING HURTS

A+ would ejaculate again

>>62942221
LINK NOW

lol I'm watching this and so far it is nothing but fuck ups

turn off your wireless plz

>>62933750

>>62942505

wait up, what is the screen slider thingamajig?

I'm surprised and glad to see that the 3DS is having such a good third party support.

Guys, I was at work all day and just now getting home. Does any website have the conferences up to watch yet? I don't want to read anything until I watch it myself and pretend to be cool and like I was actually there. :((

>>62942619

Only one man had a body that was ready.
Until Bowser came.

Link actually looks like he can do some pretty cool combos now. And he looks fucking awesome when he's sprinting.

Goddamn, that trailer was awesome. I WANT A DEMO!!!

>>62942619
no one could've bee nready for this.
in fact, Im still too sore to sit.

>>62942301
And microsoft or sony didn't do the exact same thing?

I'm just psyched that everything I hoped for the 3DS is now confirmed and that the wii is still getting some kick ass titles.

Get mad.

>>62942852

>implying Reggie didn't take that fire to the face, then appear at E3 with no burns

He was absolutely ready. Superior resistance to the fire breath

>>62942797

Here bitch.

http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/nintendo

It starts at the 1 hour mark for some reason.

That Kirby game looks real fucking neato, but I kind if wish it was a more traditional Kirby game.
Skyward Sword is a step in the right direction. Suck it down, Delugefags.

WOW 3d HUURHURHURHURH

Fucking gimmick. What does it add to game-play? NOTHING!

>>62942755
Basically a little slider on the side that scales the amount of 3D used by the top screen. She'll be able to turn the 3D off completely. As for actually seeing 3D, I'm pretty sure that's physically impossible with just one eye.

>>62942299
You don't have depth perception with 1 eye.

But you can still see the 3d effect by moving your head.

Can I softmod any version of Wii? Can I go and buy one tomorrow and I softmod it or do i need an older version?

>>62942746

Yeah it started off pretty shaky what with the technical fuck ups with Zelda and casual games in the beginning. It had me nervous there for a minute, but it picks up later when they starting showing off all the GAEMS.

God, 3DS, I want it now.
NOW
NOWEFHNJA
MY BODY WASN'T READY

>>62942299
Probably not. Maybe he has to play the GAMES not in 3D.

>>62943122
FAILURE.

>>62942744
They just mentioned that they used Luigi's Mansion as a test game for 3d. That's it, no sequel.

>>62943122
>>62943122


apparently it add to the experience.

but if you dont like it turn it off you little bitch

xbro here

I missed Sony and Nintendo but I saw Ubisoft and some of Microsoft yesterday... honestly I'm just happy that someone brought video games to E3. good job Nintendo.

I still remain adamant on this: The presentation of Zelda SS was hilariously shitty.

>>62943122
Its playing PS2/Gamecube games in 3D on a handheld.
Its powerful.

Fuck yeah Nintendo. Conference was actually EXCITING. Was interested in playing nearly every game announced. The ability to turn OFF the 3D and that upcoming games .pdf has convinced me to buy a 3DS too.

<3

>>62935623
>Still no Pikmin 3 though. :(

;_;

Any chance they will announce it later?

Lets be honest here, it was impossible for anyone's body to have been ready for so many games.

"For the first time ever, the franchise features the ability for two people to play together at the same time (additional accessories required and are sold separately) - one as Donkey Kong, one as Diddy Kong. Players can navigate the levels separately or as one unit. Diddy Kong can ride on Donkey Kong's back and hop off whenever he pleases, allowing novice players to ride on Donkey Kong's back through more challenging areas of the game."

IT'S FUCKING CO-OP

>>62943122
>What does it add to game-play? NOTHING!
Hey, it would work wonders for platformers. Might even elevate 3D platformers to the level of 2D platformers, now that you can properly judge depth!

Well, this is just lovely. :)

>>62943222
Any of them work.

You just need to install BootMii FIRRRRRRST or you might brick it.

>>62943083

Oh shit.

You're right.

>>62943222
yes you can
http://sites.google.com/site/completesg/
^^idiot proof guide for softmodding+backuploaders/cheating/emulators etc etc

SOMEONE SAID THAT THEY MENTIONED LUIGI'S MANSION FOR THE 3DS
LINK WHERE?

All those years of people making fun of me because "I still play Nintendo." All those months of 'The Wii is dead." Oh, it's finally paid off. I feel so ALIVE.

The 3DS in general looks amazing. Fucking graphics are pretty much Wii quality, which puts Nintendo at the top of the handheld graphics market until the PS3P is announced next year.

>>62943122
Isn't that what people said about "HURRHURR TWO SCREENS" ?

>>62943669
>>62943591

Fuck yeah, thanks dudes. I'm on my way to ultimate idortism (excluding 360, mainly because I like video games).

Man, sure are some asspained Xbros in this thread.

>>62943400

Miyamoto is the mastermind behind the games...no one said he could actually play them.

>>62943163
>>62943168

But isn't it similar to being at a 3D movie with the glasses and putting a hand over your eye? It doesn't just shut off to blurrs when I do that.

Duke Nukem Forever confirmed for 3DS.

http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/nintendo&h=67294

>notice that the 3DS has an analog pad, D-pad, six buttons and a touch screen
>has every input that the PSP has, plus one
>imagine Monster Hunter Portable 4th for the 3DS

Pikmin 3 and Vitality sensor confirmed for vapor.

This guy has played the 3DS. It's a good hands-on write-up, really explains how the device works and what the 3D is like.

His verdict? 'Unbelievable... To hold one is to want one.'

I'm so fucking pumped for this shit right now.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/nintendo-3ds-hands-on

>>62944075
MHP4 for 3DS

3D Monster Huntan

sorry bros but i saw this picture and knew it must be done

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/29945
DEM TITTAYS
Wish I was there to breathe in the oxygen that has touched them

>my body was ready
>My mind was not
>i was in a state of ecstasy during the Nintendo Press Conference
>I was on my lunch break and only got a chance to see a half hour.
>i was still cumming when i got home a few minutes ago

>>62944059
Nope, they've taken out any need for glasses, even making a point of how dorky glasses look and how expensive they are.

3DS is less powerful than psp.
why? why do you hate gamers, ninteno?

Brb buying a Wii

>>62943122
Your tears, give them to me, I am thirsty <3

>>62939081

Even with the stumbling of the Wii-mote with Zelda, Nintendo fucking took it.

did somebody get a link to the oot remake stuff?

>>62944434
Really?
Sauce?
I thought PSPs couldn't emulate PS2 games, while 3DS gets a port of Metal Gear 3 and Kingdom hearts...

Nintendo brought the thunder. The beginning of their presentation must have been a genius scheme to get my hopes down before raising them to fucking Icarus heights. Kirby was fucking cute as hell, Donkey Kong's about to rock the world again, and finally, Nintendo has all tech Damn, now I have to put out the money for all consoles.

>>62944659

http://kotaku.com/5564395/rumor-3ds-gets-ocarina-of-time-remake

>>62944554

It was pretty much interference from elsewhere in the building. There was just a lot of it, from what I hear.

I'd still like to take that game out to dinner.

>>62944668

>>62943591
>implying Bootmii does anything worthwhile on a newer Wii

>>62943888

LOL wut about laptops

Anyone else psyched for Donkey Kong Country?

In every DKC thread on /v/ up to now I've been saying,wouldn't it be incredible if DKC made a return with a new game at E3.Now it's happened and I was ecstatic when it was announced.I nostalgia'd hard at the mine cart and banana collecting noise.

Nintendo could fuck it up I suppose but for now I'm happy.

so I'm buying a 3ds. figures. sony is such a disappointment lately

>>62943501
FUCK YEAH, after NSMBW we get another DKC. Shit, dude, I had a feeling Nintendo was gonna deliver, but not on this scale.

Where are my whores nintendo, I want 3DS whores too.

>>62944799
are you calling me specticle or are you specticle at my claim?

>>62944285

>A Metal Gear Solid trailer following Snake through dense jungle vegetation and across a vertiginous rope bridge was breathtaking.

Mandatory in all threads.

WHY IS LINK WEARING PANTS WTF WTF

>>62944741

I will eat that shit up.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

>>62944774
Brick wii
Revert all ios back to original state
save money

>>62945004

Imagine one of those faggy Love Plus or loli panty-rubbing games...

IN 3D

>>62944854

It's Retro Studios, they simply do not know how to make bad games.

Former xbro reporting in, can't believe I was so fucking dumb. Gonna get a PS3 asap, and a 3DS on launch.

I don't know about you, but Move really doesn't look that much better than Wii Motion Plus.

I'm sure the new Zelda is quick and responsive.
(And it looks a hell of a lot better than that Sorcery game)

So what time is Miyamoto's Roundtable tomorrow?

Nintendo won
Sony was a close second
And Microsoft well......

Is there a video online of the 3DS commercial?

>>62944799

In the wake of all the E3 trolling, you sir, have just taken the crown.

That was the most retarded thing posted on 4chan today.

>>62943222
I'd probably try to get a used Wii at a GameStop or something. Just to be safe, the older the Wii the better.

http://www.wiihacks.com/recommended-faqs-guides-tutorials-only/24630-full-hacking-guide-4-2-system-m
enus.html

REGGIE

GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

YOU GAVE RELEASE DATES/YEARS/SEASONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING THING EXCEPT 3DS

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE TO PREPARE MY BODY FOR KID ICARUS

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

I don't think my body will ever be ready again.

Damn, it was a good day for Nintendo.

>>62943122


Did you SEE the Sony conference?

Nintendo>Sony>>>>>>>Microsoft

>Static scenes from New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Super Mario Galaxy were amazingly solid and tactile - and also happened to demonstrate how easily capable the 3DS is of doing justice to models from Wii games.
>A statue of Link was, if anything, more richly detailed than that in the Skyward Sword Wii demo running in the same room.
>But the best of all was an image of Pikmin standing amid tall plants; moving the view around this miniature diorama left me speechless, drawn into the small screen in my hands.

3DS looks shitty, the graphics are only slightly better than the PSP and the new Kid Icarus looks like yet another generic action/adventure game

Also the OOT remake is probably just a tech demo, keep your pants on faggots

The rest of the games announced are just boring rehashes, even the new Donkey Kong just looks kind of like cut + paste from NSMB Wii. I have no faith in Nintendo to deliver these games in a way that will be appealing to non-casuals

New Zelda on Wii looks great though, honestly that was the only showstopper.

>>62944434
>>It's a new DS with hugely improved graphical performance - eclipsing PSP and getting close to Wii - a beautiful widescreen display, and an excellent analogue controller.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/nintendo-3ds-hands-on

wat say you?

>>62945351

How is it safer with an old system?

>>62944854
I fucking LOVED it, it nearly brought tear to my eyes. And it's fucking Retro who's making, no way they will fuck up.

If 3DS is priced where I think it should be ($199-249), HOLY SHIT a fuckton of these are going to sell.

>>62945257

It's fickle fucks like you that ruin gaming for everybody.

If it wasn't for people like you, we'd all be playing games instead of getting shit like Playstation Move and Kinect.

>>62945582
link to this?

CAN SOMEONE LINK ME THE FULL NINTENDO CONFERENCE?

Can Someone tell me why David Schwimmer fused together with James Woods and is now making games for the 3DS?

>>62945535
Sony and Microsoft were both shit.

Nintendo, however, wasn't.

kids games, franchises getting cuter every year, still selling out to casuals lol enjoy ur autistic entertainment

>>62941194
People like you who know the truth make me happy. With attitudes like this, we could all get along.

>>62945668
0/10
enjoy kinect xfag

>>62944854

Seeing this game, especially the silhouette level, gave me a boner.

anyone still have those MU links that have the 1st and 2nd Party assets for the 3DS?

would greatly appreciate it

>>62945668

If it weren't for the last line you would have sounded like another asspained Xbro.

>>62945877

cry harder

>>62945428
A year, as with every portable announced.

>>62945691
Bootmii as boot2. Loads before any official Nintendo software loads. Unbrickable wii

>>62945969
>xfag
lol no, console wars are for tards. Nintendo being shitty has nothing to do with anyone else

ALL I FUCKING WANTED WAS KIRBY WII

I GOT THAT AND SO MUCH MORE

I AM HAPPY SOUL

>>62945877

Delicious Xbro tears are delicious.

I don't think Playstation emulation would work on this....

But it would be fun.

>>Goldeney Wii OMG BEST EVER OMG REMEMBER BACK IN tHE DAY U GUISE?!?!

Fuck Goldeneye

Hah, I could care less about the remakes. If I am bored, I will buy them. Other than that, they're just getting it out of the way to continue to produce some good games.

I just saw the Kid Icarus Trailer.

It's like Sin and Punishment, but with more freedom.

I ejaculated so much, that I'm ejaculating blood due to my need to ejaculate something, but I'm out of semen.

>>62945691
nintendo tends to throw a few permanent fixes in with newer models

plus if you get an old enough one you can play burnt discs with softmodding

they fixed that in later hardware

>>62945691
Nintendo tried to add on more security to stop wiis from getting cracked. They failed though. Old wiis are easier to crack but you can do it to any wii.

So, do we have a release date and price on the 3DS yet?

>>62946142

So it really doesn't make a difference, no? I imagine getting that bootmii on newer consoles isn't that much harder

>>62946250
And fuck you too.

WHERES MY YOSHI'S ISLAND WII?

>>62946315
"burnt disc". Please, everyone with a brain now uses a usb hard drive. Loads faster and its safer.

>>62946512

It's called Kirby Epic Yarn

Not that I won't be getting it

>>62946250
Especially since
>Activision

>>62946512
Who cares?

>>62946174
Either way it's 0/10

MY BODY WASN'T READY FOR SO MUCH REGGYNESS.

>>62946698
EPIC EVERYTHING

>>62946698
but where is the MARIO RESCUAN?

>my face during
>everything

Sonyfriend here, Nintendo was fucking awesome this year, I'll definitely buy a wii to play some motherfucking Donkey Kong Country

>>62946835
Epic Mickey.
Epic Yarn.
Epic goldeneye.
Epic Kong.
EPIC EPIC.

>>62946084

But it's true though. Both the Nintendo and MS presentations were equally boring and shitty. Both announced a new piece of hardware based around a dumb gimmick that will get stale fast, and both announced a bunch of shitty rehashes that no one cares about except fanboys. I consider it a miracle that we got one good game announcement out of each of them.

>>62946365

599 US dollars

http://malstrom.50webs.com/birdman.html

My god. This guy predicted exactly what Nintendo is doing. Holy fucking shit, hire this man.

>>62946373
It doesn't make a difference, but not for that reason.

Bootmii as boot2 isn't possible for newer wiis, and the bootmii that they do get doesn't load before everything, so the wii is still prone to bricks.

It doesn't matter because, anyone who has half a brain and can read properly will never brick their wii. As long as you don't install custom themes, shady custom channels, or uninstall needed ioses/system menus, you won't brick.

>>62947025

>>62947001
>based around a dumb gimmick that will get stale fast
>implying that the DS touchscreen sucked
>comparing it to eyetoy drunk flailing 2.0
>calls others fanboys
gg

>>62947001

You realize 95+% of games are sequels or part of a franchise, don't you? With your attitude you probably don't have any games except like 3 or 4.

>Sin & Punishment comes out in America in under 2 weeks.

>Doesn't get even the slightest acknowledgement in the conference, or on any of the press sites.

What the fuck Nintendo?

>>62940835
/r/ing Skittles and Asian girl from Microsoft's Conference

My face when I enjoyed Nintendo's conference and I don't care how satisfied or dissatisfied any Sony, Microsoft, or even other Nintendo-fags were with E3.

OH WAIT NO REACTION IMAGE

Kirby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjwtMZYw3Y

>>62947370

They probably felt they didn't need to, but it still would have helped to show it off so more people would know about it.

Lots of remakes, Zelda Wii presentation was shit, Goldeneye looks boring.

Everything else? Holy fuckshit. Nintendo wins E3.

>Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
>On 3DS

Nintendo was selling casual games for some easy cash. They then funneled it all into making the best device ever.

>Zelda Wii
Yes...

>Kirby Wii
YES...

>Sorry to keep you waiting! :D
OH YES

Sony beat you fuckign Nintendo fags into the dust

your fucking waggalan doesn't even work atleast microshits does you pathetic casualan faggots

I want to see someone who doesn't fail hard play Zelda. People keep saying that the motion tracking isn't bad, but I ain't seeing it.

>>62947433

SHHH

>>62947844
>:D
it's bed time kid

Someone post a list of every game Nintendo announced in or out of e3 (things like OoT 3ds) (but not including wii party and stuff)

Fuck the Wii, fuck Zelda, fuck everything. How can you even speak of this shit when you know about the 3DS?

e3 was 29 minutes long this year.

Can we all agree that MS conference was a shitty commercial and SOny conference was a borefest?

And that Ninty was fucking incredible?

And that I'll buy three copies of the Ocarina remake in 3D?

FUCK YEA WE CAN.

>>62947001
>rehash
Really, stop throwing that word around, it's just retarded.

Let's play with some hypothetical situations:
Vagrant Story 2 is announced
>OMG REHAHSAN NOSTALGIAFAGS HURP
System Shock 3 is announced
>OMG REHAHSAN NOSTALGIAFAGS HURP

It's not that I find any argument that these games are bad to be annoying, it's the use of the fucking same uniform unchanged argument for EVERY. FUCKING. GAME. that I find to be so objectionable.

Kid Icarus for example is probably going to contain ZERO of the gameplay that was in the original, it physically CAN'T BE A REHASH.