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06/13/10(Sun)15:41 No.62612XXX>european faggot "oh jolly good pip pip i dare say i
shall enjoy playing this DOUKSTATION (tm) that i manged to pilfer from
the yanks (curse them for being better at EVERYTHING than us)"
>after hours of attempting to find a wall adapter
that can handle the pure 120v AWESOMENESS of an american appliance
without shitting itself, the DOUKSTATION is plugged in.
>inferior european television starts fizzling and
popping
> "oh dear, this can't be
right"
>suddenly there's an
explosion and when the smoke clears you see the entire house has been
decimated save for two things, the DOUKSTATION, and the poor
eurotrashfag who is sitting there with a petrified look on his face.
>as the smoke further clears you see why he;s
petrified, before him stands the ALLMIGHTY DOUK as in op's picture
>he leans forward, nose to nose with the inbred
trash eurofag and says
"DAMN, You're ugly. What are you?
Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?"
>as duke pulls back in disgust the eurofag "gamer"
starts trying to explain himself and his audacity for stealing DOUK from
his beloved american home.
>THE
KING silences him by backhanding him with his desert eagle, the impact
destroying his already fucked euro dentistry and breaking his jaw,
before speaking again.
"Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming
back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind
before you die... is my size- 13 boot. "
>and
with that the king simply stomps through the guys face clear into the
ground. taking a moment to shake the filth from his boot before moving
on, he turns back to the eurocorpse and says
" It's time
to abort your whole freaking species! " as sirens start to surround him,
blaring through the area he cocks his pistols and laughs "Let's rock!"
as
the gunfire starts and the explosions begin, all you hear are screams,
the laughter of douk, and "Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in
the dark!" before a huge explosion. |
