yerp... is pretty derp

>We
such an obvious amerifag

England, I am disappoint.

soccer sucks and this isnt vidya related

>talk shit to amerifags
>can't beat them

>The whole world cares about it....except America.
>America wins
>Doesn't even make the 6 o'clock news because no one gives a fuck

VIDJOE JAMES

go bawww on /sp/ fags

>>62497524
Yeah that reall...BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

America won? Thank fuck, now everyone will shut up about it. I fucking hate football season.

We didn't lose and I still don't care

>>62497770
>America wins

>>62497851

1-1 draw

but america didnt win it was a draw

eatshit britfags

>>62497910

They didn't win on the score sheet but this game was a clear victory for America

>>62497910
OP never said America won. Said England couldn't beat them.

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>>62498025
>>62497986
didnt mean OP i meant this guy
>>62497770

what happened to britain steamrolling america

>Be Irish
>Live in London
>Go to pub with friends
>Cheer for Denmark
>Feast on the drama

I'm fairly certain that the amount of people that care about soccer>the amount of people in Britain...

We're just that much of a large+diverse culture

America didn't win it was a draw. England played better but that was bound to happen. America held their own though. Tense match.

More American supporters than England supporters at the match = America doesn't care what?

It always irritates me when America put World in tournaments no one else plays. Especially Baseball the game for homosexuals.

>>62498205
fellow irish

dont know who to cheer for

troll both sides

Green is a dick, don't blame us.

It just frustrates me that England played to win and USA played to draw.

>daft punk on star wars commercial

WTF holy shit

>>62498351

So USA won then.

>>62498301

I'm supporting the Danes because some guy on Omegle told me to. Otherwise the World Cup will be a goldmine of trolling.

>>62498291
The reason that the World Series is called such is because players from around the world participate in American team AND because soem random newspaper or whatever came up with it and they had "world" in their name.

>>62498368
what irish wants source on this american

>eatshit britfags

You DO realise the rest of Britain HATES England, right?

>>62498291
dude Baseball is surprisingly popular in other countries (although it bores me to tears) the Japs for one are crazy about it.

>>62498301
Cheer on whoever is playing against the French.

Henry had the fucking guts to call out a Uruguay player for hands. Disgusting French scum.

>>62498351
Yeah this.

Turtle tactics are always the shittiest ways of playing anything, because it's basically saying "fuck you" to the better team.

Please, someone beat England.

This country only ever gets patriotic when we're kicking a ball around. I hate it. Adverts everywhere, stupid fucking songs, grunting apes.
Someone, please, knock us out as early as possible so we can go back to being a self-hating country, attached to sheep fuckers and skirt wearers infested by radical Muslims.

>>62498291
We have million and million of more people than you. As a percentage you guys probably have a multiple higher percentage of people who care about the sport, and devout much more time to the sport. Basically Americans are richer, smarter, better looking, and have much more free time to go to these soccer matches, while you guys sit at home working minimum wage, with 50 camera's looking into your house, watching your little football match.

Seriously, England fucking sucks for a nation so passionate about it. It's embarrassing.

>>62498564
This post made me think of Greece during the European Cup in 2004. Worst. Tournament. EVER.

>>62498603
>Basically Americans are richer, smarter, better looking
Can't argue with that. The British are fucking ugly, dumb, and poor.

Green was positioned shittily. He was in an angled position and the balls richoceted off of his hands.

Shit goalie is shit.

>>62498603
2/10

Effort - B
Spelling - A
Subtlety - D
Prose - C
Creativity - F

Try harder.

>>62498746
>richoceted
The ball had a spin, idiot.

>smarter, better looking

yeah sure buddy

>>62498301

Historically, America's been much nicer to Irish people than England has

>>62498623

Seriosuly.

Canada is PASSIONATE about hockey, but at least they're really good at it.

>We still can't beat them
>beat them
>beating usually implies winning

I would have preferred a win, but this enough to rub in every Britfag's face for the next few months.

Feels good.

Real good.

We played shit, didn't deserve a win.
>Green: herp durr I can't catch
>Heskey: herp durr I'll squander an easy scoring opportunity
>Lampard: herp durr I'll do nothing the entire match despite playing like a football GOD when playing for Chelsea

>>62498844
yeah but i still find it kind of weird when im over in america, like people think im lucky or magic or some shit

>>62498603

lulz

>>62498839
But you admit that we are richer. And money is all that matters in this world.

>>62498368
>See daft punk
>Expect song
>Nothing happens

>England played better overall
>England had a quality goal
>England had quality shots
>Linesmen biased against England
>US play worse overall
>US's only goal comes from the Englang goalkeeper fumbling the ball
>US has terrible shots
>US Linesmen biased towards US


HERP DE DERP GUYS! ENGLAND SURE ARE TERRIBLE!

>>62499025
source or something here

>>62498603
>richer

Not really, your country has 20% of its people under the poverty line, derp.

>Be English
>Find football boring as fuck
>Laugh when we lose
I get to laugh a whole lot.

>>62498603
>Implying i'm English
>Implying you are any of the characteristics you mentioned

Oh dear.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA
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>>62499156


Someones mad, keep piling on the excuses.

>>62498923
That's funny, I saw no Scottish, Welsh, or Northern Irish people on that team.

You drew with England. Stop throwing my country in with these other shit tier ones.

>>62499156

but y u mad dog?

>>62498301

Fellow fellow Irish. Cheer for Brazil due to betting on them.

uh...remember when this happened at the olympics with hockey and all us canadafags were being trolled by americans about how great they are at beating us at a sport they were bad at...and then we beat the shit out of everyone else, face them again in the finals, and crosby trolls an sudden death shot on them? And remember how amerifags went silent...? Just wait till the finals...

Fuck you britfags

LoL, england sucks.

>>62499240
>excuses
>not reasons

You're a retard, aren't you?

America wins again. And even though we won, we still don't care. Dealwithitgabenewell.jpg.

>>62499156

>Opinions

HUEUHUEHUEUHUEUHUE

>see this shit on /b/
>its cool I will just go to /v/ to look at vidya
>see this
fuck you we are still going to win the world cup

Hey guys, lets stop this childish bickeBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>62499418

AHHAHAHAHA U MAD BRO.

Stop being a bitch and accept your defeat you nigger.

ISNT YOU ENGLANDS CUNTS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THAT STUPID SPORt?
USA USA USA USA !!!
USA USA USA
USA USA
USA !

Not vidya, reported.

OP is an American

6/10

>>62497524

Read the faces of 2 and 20 in the background.

TEAM U.S.

going all the way this time euronerds. Deal w/ it

Why so much madness in this thread?

England is so mad right now.

>>62499241
THIS.

>>62499156
>England
>Quality shots
>Only make one shot

>U.S.
>Lame shots
>England's Goalie flubs up

So U.S. got lucky with their shots, but have a good goalie, while England is pretty good all around.

That's what I'm taking from what you're saying.

>Create a sports thread on /v/
>74 posts and 12 image replies omitted.
>Above average troll is successful.

>>62499780
>lucky to get draw
>we are going all the way
yes I mad

We outnumbered England in the stands today. I'm tired of everyone suggesting that nobody in America gives a shit about football. Just because the majority of the country are undereducated fucks doesn't mean it isn't a huge deal to a lot of us.

>implying we don't play cricket and rugby

herp.

>England purposely gave a point to america
>America shed a tear
>Tie game.

>>62500274
No. America by and large does NOT care about soccer/football/legsphere/whateveryoucallit.

You know how much air time the game gets?

Almost none.

>>62500232
lucky, you guys tried your hardest, we just apathetically kicked the ball around and scored on your ass

sorry bro, we'll coach you on how to play next year

I hope England don't make it through the first round so I don't have to put up with HEY MAN WORLD CUP IS ON TONIGHT WHATDYA THINK THEY SCORE WILL BE? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLIND UNFOUNDED PATRIOTISM WITH NO BASIS FOR REASON?

>>62500604
lol k

>>62500378
And australia beats you at both of those

American here.
What happened? The world of sports, and other nations is completely unknown to me, as I have no interest.

Someone fill me in?
Was the be all end all soccer game happening or something?..

>>62500873
cool reply, either way, team us is going to rock this cup

ENGLAND SOCCER FAG TEAR LEVELS ARE RISING!

DISPATCHING LIFEBOAT.

>>62500274
>Just because the majority of the country are undereducated fucks doesn't mean it isn't a huge deal to a lot of us.

I know what Soccer is and I know how to play it, but that doesn't mean I give a fuck about it. It's not an issue of education, the game is just boring as fuck.
Nobody gives a fuck about Tennis here either because it's boring as fuck.

Also, if you're American don't call it football you chucklefuck, it's Soccer.

>>62500530
We do watch the world cup. Just because we don't have state teams that compete in a nation-wide circuit doesn't mean that we don't really get involved as a country. Guarantee you more people are watching the World Cup than any fucking baseball games.

>>62501070
nah just a group match to qualify for the world cup quarter finals, its not too bad for england but america seem to think they just won the world cup

America is like Dan players.
If they win it's "Fuck yeah sucker, you just got beat by Dan! I'm pro!"
If they lose it's "Pfft, it's not like I was really trying, I was playing Dan. I was just fucking around."

>>62501153
It's football. Just like freezing point is 0 Celsius, not 32 Farenheit. I refuse to use the stupid system just because it's the national one.

>>62501327
Oh..I see.
Damn'it fellow Americans, keep your fucking horses in check, or you are going to be asking for it later on when we lose anyways.

Doesn't brazil always win this shit anyways or something? Why even bother..

>>62501168
>We do watch the world cup

Who is this goddamn "we"? You mean the Mexican immigrants in the US watch it?

White and black Americans don't watch that shit.

>>62501110
lol k

>America scrapes a draw
>Floods of amerifags celebrating
>Claim to not care about the sport.

>>62501489
Most real Americans actually living their lives hardly even watch TV.
Most of them are busting their ass, or resting to make money to put food on the table, pay bills etc.

>>62501070

>america has been Special Olympics tier in soccer forever, until last year we trolled the world and won FIFA.

This year England (they're decent but think their some kind of powerhouse or something) was talking shit about how last year was a fluke and they were going to beat USA in convincing fashion.

USA played to a draw, the scored when the English goalkeeper failed HARD right before the halfway point in the game. Fabulous counter-trolling has ensued since then.

>>62501564
Americans only care if they are winning. Just wait till we lose or something, and fall out. Everyone will go silent, and the eurofriends can go back to being regular trolls, that never make on topic vidya posts.

>>62501605

>America
>Working

OH SHIT THE FUCK AM I READING?

>>62501489
Explain all the bars that they showed during the game, in America, with a bunch of blacks & whites, that were freaking out at the goal.

Explain the group we saw from Afghanistan that was celebrating.

Explain why we had 33% more people in the stands out there today than England, a country that clearly loves the sport.

>>62501070
England HEAVILY favored world cup soccer/futbol match vs USA. USA in general doesnt give a shit about soccer compared to the english who jack off to it.
America manages a 1-1 tie when England shouldve won 4-0
All England is now mad as hell and americans are trolling them

>>62501773
Oh sorry, let me rephrase that.
>White America is working.

Everyone else is a fucking leech.

>>62501378
You mean you're a huge faggot who just wants to be different so people will think you're special?

For starters, Fahrenheit is infinitely better than Celsius for measuring everyday temperature.

And Football is a different and more popular sport in America so futbol is called Soccer. Enjoy having nobody understand you though you unique little snowflake.

>dont watch soccer
>millions of Europe vs. America threads on /v/
>the match actually fucking happens
>it turns out to be a 1 - 1 draw
>threads continue to pour in

But England was always shit at football

>>62501824
>implying america doesnt have more than 33% more people to begin with
idiot, of course we'll have more fans in the stands

>>62501861
Yeah because white people aren't on welfare and have shoveled a shit load of jobs over to illegal Mexicans.

This is what Americans actually believe.

>>62501884
>I'm trying to be unique
>America is the only developed country not using metric system
>Only US and Australia call football "soccer"

You know what kind of fan you are when you only care about the sport during the big competitions?
You're a casual fan.

gb2/sp/

>>62502091

Technically, it's "leg-sphere."

Football in the U.S. is "hand-egg."

>>62501824
I don't have to explain shit to you, Americans don't care about Soccer.

Maybe the 2000 people who DO care went there. You're fucking delusional, bro.

>>62502039
Why so mad eh?
Got a problem with cheap labor? No one stopping you from working a sweatshop with a bunch of wetbacks that just hopped the border.

Get a job with em, gotta start somewhere, son.

>my face when Europeans call football "hand-egg"

>>62502037
this
By relative populations, America should have had like 500% more fans in the stands to be equal with Englands support.

>>62502091
I'm a cannuck and we call it soccer too. ;_;
It's not out of disrespect, it's just what we do.

>It is also the common name for the sport in Ireland, Canada, USA, South Africa, Japan, Australia, New Zealand and Zimbabwe

>>62502221
Yay, america's hat! :3
Hi sir!

ITT:

England see image

>>62502194
No I was making fun of your delusions.

If anything LESS white people are working. Enjoy your unemployment and bonuses to those hardworking executives.

Brazil
Netherlands
Argentina

The only good teams in the cup

>>62502221
Why cry over it? Association football isn't even the original football. It is normal for countries to refer to the dominant football code within their borders as simply football. Soccer is their fucking slang term that they simply don't use anymore but we do, since Canadian and American football are the dominant codes in our respective nations.

>>62502367
Hahahahha, am I detecting..someone who is laid off?...Oh yes indeed, I think I am.

>>62502365
England two adorable girls that I would gladly fuck?..
I'm okay with this.

>>62497770
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>>62502037
>>62502218

England has approximately 50,000,000 people.
America has approximately 300,000,000 people.

If we cared just as much as England, we would have six times as many people in the stands, which means we would have had about 36,000.

As it is, we had 8,000. It is safe to assume that we care around around a quarter as much as England does. That's still a lot.

>>62502184
8,000 went there, and if nobody else cared, it wouldn't be shown on ABC, and bars wouldn't be celebrating.

Well holy shit, I called this spot on yet again.
People taking credit for things they have no involvement in. Why am I not suprised.

Britfag not giving a shit about football because I'm disgusted over how much is pumped into that shit.
Overrated, over-paid bullshit.

>>62502437
It's like you read my posts through a retard filter. Or are you just pretending?

USA: Nobody cares about soccer lol

>A billion (1,000,000,000) people view the opening

>>62502091
And you're an American retard.

Going completely against traditions for no logical reason constitutes you as a wannabe unique snowflake faggot.

The people around you understand "football" as "Soccer" so why the fuck who you call it "football" rather than what THEY understand? Oh right, because you're a faggot.
But
>herp durp, that's what rest of the world calls it
And you should use it when speaking to THEM, but not Americans you chucklefuck.

>my face when /sp/ - English Goalkeeping

>America scrapes a draw
>Floods of amerifags celebrating
>Claim to not care about the sport. >America scrapes a draw
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>>62502638
Did you say...pretend?
Don't mind if I do.

What shall we play..anon.

>>62502747
>most of the thread consists of whether or not to call it "soccer" or "football" because Europeans cant troll Americans over how they are allegedly no good at legsphere

>>62502751
Konata. Of course.

>>62502865
>legsphere

Ugh, I crindge, everytime I read it I love it.

>>62502685
>Only use the term "football" when it is understood that you are talking about international football

We are in a thread discussing the World Cup. Clearly, when I say football, people understand what I'm referring to here.

Normally, in casual conversation, I'll refer to it as either international football or cave and just call it soccer, but I'm conforming to what the international standards are. I'd hardly call that trying to be unique.

>>62502938
Alright, lets do this UGUU~~

>go to /sp/
>see /sp/ - English Goalkeeping

>>62502938
>>62503000
You two CUT THAT SHIT OUT

>>62502610
>8,000 went there
>Implying that means Americans care

And probably more Americans show up at the US Open, but that doesn't mean Americans give a fuck about Tennis.

Americans don't care about Tennis or Soccer, deal with it.

>>62503209
Niggers love tennis.

>>62503098
The /sp/ mods are massive trolls. They sticky that kinda shit all the time.

>>62503209
I'm certainly not implying that we care nearly as much about football as American football or basketball or any of the other sports that we created, but 8,000 compared to England's 6,000 at least means that we care more than people think we do.

Amerifag here.

I don't give a fuck if we lose because soccer is boring, but whenever we tie or beat countries that give a shit about it, I feel like it's our trollface to the world.

>>62502961
Actually the Spanish call it Futbol.
Language is all relative. To Americans the word for the sport is "soccer", for the English it's "football" and for the Spanish they'd call it "futbol".

All different words that translate to the same thing. Using another country's term for the sport makes you a faggot.

>Americans saying that they dont care
>they are posting

>>62503148
:3

>>62503248
European niggers PLAY tennis, but that's about it.

america is genetically superior i thought everybody knew this

>>62503581
Futbol and football are phonetically almost exactly the same. Saying that futbol is to football as soccer is to football is just fucking stupid.

Making up your own word for a word that is used everywhere else makes you a faggot.

>>62503854
soccer faggot

>>62503381
>>62503854
>This poster is going to get back to playing vidya games, and you should too.

Here's the thing Americans. You didnt win either.

>>62503622

i care when delicious brit tears are involved

>>62503854
>Futbol and football are phonetically almost exactly the same

What does that have to do with anything? They're spelled differently and are different words. I'm sure the Finnish and the Germans have totally different words for it to.

>Making up your own word for a word that is used everywhere else makes you a faggot.
Really? WE JUST NOW DISCUSSED THIS. Futbol != Football, so really the US just used a different word than other English speaking countries.

We also dropped a lot of silent U's and use a slightly different alphabet.
So fuck your shit, "Soccer" is our word for the sport. Deal with it.

>>62504132
>Implying the word soccer has no silent letters in it

/sp/ - English Goalkeeping

moot is a genius.

>wow america won in soccer!
>check cnn
>1 to 1
they need to change soccer scoring a bit :|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcJdaKnO1JU

>be Dutch
>win at everything

>>62504218
I wasn't implying that at all and it doesn't.

"Sohc Cur", you just don't emphasize the second "c" when speaking English because we emphasize the first syllable.

Only the Vuvuzelas won

>see this thread
>see Ikaruga thread
>go to Safeway, buy groceries
>come back
>this thread has almost 200 replies
>Ikaruga thread is 404 Not Found
>my face

>>62504491

*brofist*

Admit it /v/. You have a huge mancrush on Tim Howard now.

>>62504558
>Participates in misnamed file threads
>Implying this thread is unacceptable.

What's that? The Kettle just told me you called him black.

So who's throwing a Vuvuzela on the pitch to have them banned?

I'm going to fly to South Africa, sharpen a Vuvuzela then stab somebody with it just so the fucking things get banned

>>62504953
No need. Fifa regulations state that if one of them even touches the pitches, every single one of them is banned to enter any stadium.

When capello puts Howard in hes stupid, was just a mistake by rob