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hey OP

Hey OP, dad here.
I love you soon.

>>60087718

So after he beat your ass for saying Motherfucker in his presence, what happened?

>>60088101
>love you soon

;_; father is gone and my mother never wanted to play games with me

>>60087718
>implying you called your dad a motherfucker

Yeah, no

>>60088101

>soon

The only Vidya i ever played with my dad was the bowling minigame from Wii sports.

>Mw2

getout

>Come home from school when I was a kid
>Dad is waiting for me to get back
>IT'S TIME FOR CRASH TIME RACING SON
>YEAHHHHHH

We still play it from time to time.

>>60088213

Well... He IS technically fucking his mother, so... yeah.

Playing GTA, give mum controller, she punches a guy into a fountain, whole family laughs. Epic win.

I occasionally played Far Cry with my dad, old school, two player style. The lack of enemies meant i had to go easy on him, or else risk beating him by 453530, and never having an opponent again.

>>60088213
I can't think of a more appropriate person to call a motherfucker

>>60088153
summer /v/

I don't know my mom. My dad will always ask "Whatcha playing?" even if it's the 10th time he's seen me playing Mass Effect or whatever. Also the typical, "Are you winning?"

I was playing Red Dead Redemption today. My grandfather saw me playing and was impressed with the game and how real it all was. My grandmother who doesn't even appreciate the technical aspects of games like that couldn't help but stop and watch several times as she passed by during cutscenes, she likes westerns.

9 year old sister rolling on Vice City.

Dad walks past the door.

"Hey, she shouldn't be playing that!" *hooker goes CRUNCH under the speeding car*

Dad facepalms, and continues walking.

>Dad asking me about game consoles (he hasn't played a video game since RA2)
>says he wants an Xbox
what about a PS3? you might get more out of it
>"no thanks, i've already got a blu-ray player"

I am a cock gobbling nigger faggot rofl lol XD

>>60088753

This made me smile.

Played through the whole of Ocarina of Time with my Dad. The game has a metacritic score of 99, & it was the only game I played with him. I'd give it a 20/10. Fucking awesome....

>"All you do all day is play."

>>60088753
Trololol dad. Bahaha nice one

>Get a PS3 and LBP
>Play through the entire story mode with dad
>Best vidya moment ever

>Playing Soul Calibur 2
>Mom comes in
>"Hey, watcha playin ?"
>"Well, that's the fighting game my friend lended me"
>"But there's Link in ?"
>"Yeah, they did that for other console, with other guyys"
>"Can i try ?"
>"Sure"
>Mom doing almost perfect on every opponent.

My face

>Read made up stories on /v/
>Greentext on /v/
>You lost the game on /v/
>Summer

>>60088845
>implying that he doesn't go to work every monday through friday.

>Colin Mcrae Rally 2
>have all cars, tracks and every championship beat
>beat dad's time one one of the tracks by a few miliseconds
>go to his room and tell him about it
>he goes into SUPER RAGE MODE and proceeds to sit in my room for 4 hours
>he finally beats my time by 2 miliseconds.

our times were like super fast, nobody could beat my dad in that game except for me every now and then. That, and NFS: Porshe.

>>60088914
>Soul Calibur 2 just came out.
>My uncle has it burnt for the Xbox.
>I play against my dad who is utterly incapable of playing anything but races games.
>He beats me with Spawn consistently by just mashing a bunch of buttons.
>My face in hindsight now that I know Soul Calibur is a terrible joke of a fighter

>when I was living at home, Dad used to rage about amount of time i spent on PC
>"come outside and give ur old man a hand"
> "hang on (playing CoD:WW), just killing nips"
> "killing nips you say?"
> Dad sits down and pisses himself laughing watching me rape the japs

"Hey what are you playing son?"
"It's a puzzle game, Mom. Here why don't you try. You move around side to side and grab the critters with your tongue. Then you feed the little ones to the biggers ones so they pop."
...
"Try feeding the little ones to the bigger ones."
"Mom, grab the smaller ones to feed.."
"Mom, no."

Dammit.

>>60088361
>>60088361

david?

Dad gets on MW2, he loves the graphics. Playing the Burgertown mission. Hes pretty much getting raped, bug somehow manages to scrape his way to the end. He gets to the roof, just as the enemy helicopter appears.

He puts the mouse down, and walks out, shaking his head, saying 'its just TOO stressful for me'. Fail.

>>60088937
>>60088753 is real

>>60088101
op prepare your anus for your dad

>ANON!
>Yeah Dad?
>I JUST BOUGHT THE DANKEST WEED EVER
>So?
>SET UP THE SEGA, BECAUSE WE ARE GETTING STONED AND PLAYEING ROAD RASH ALL FUCKING DAY
>lol k

I love my dad.

>>60089128
I think if you're getting beat by someone mashing buttons you're just fucking bad at the game.

>>60089251

yeah?

>>60089417
sounds liek ur dad is unemployed and doesnt have many possessions

how do you feel?

I have no hilarious stories about my father's abilities at games unfortunately.

My mother's always been better than me at Mean Bean Machine/Puyo Pop though. Not sure why.

>Hey dad wanna play quake with me
>No son I'm busy

>>60089532
He's retired, actually.

My dad introduced me to Doom, Wolfenstein 3D and Duke Nukem 1, 2 and 3D. Can't get much better than that.

>>60087718
Wow you're a gigantic faggot.

Go kill yourself you piece of shit.

>>60089547

Probably because she plays flash clones.

>buy MW2 for 40
>shitty connections, takes 30 minutes to find a match
>sell it back for 30

feels good man

>>60089590

My Dad wouldn't play Doom with me because he couldn't possibly hope to beat me. Oh well.

i find if you 'wow' your dad with graphics, he'll wanna play more. Mine was like WOW, at how realistic BF:BC2 looked, and wanted to play, even though he pretty much sucked.

>>Dad never plays any games in his life, but knows I love him anyway
>>Comes in and my brother and I are playing Medal of Honor airbourne
>>My dad gets real into it, after about an hour he wants in, so we set up, turn down the difficulty.
>>He beats the level, one death, first time playing any game ever

Proud of that motherfucker I was.

>Dies multiple times in the jet ski part of RE4.
>Dad gets pissed.
>Tells me to get my shit together.

>Hey dad wanna play quake with me
>Can it wait son, I'm in the middle of some calibrations

>Playing Monster Hunter Freedom
>Father walks in
>"Hey sport. Can I play"
>"Sure."
>Teach him controls
>Give him Sword and Shield and send him to fight Kut-Ku
>Kills it on first try

My face.

wow all these dads sure are good in video games......

My mom can own everyone and their ancestors at Dr. Mario. I have no fucking clue how she does it.

Other than that, my parents don't vidja, aside from like, MahJongg and card game shit on the computer.

>>60089790
Fuck your father. Seriously. I failed so horribly at that game during my first trials.

>calling dad a motherfucker
Seems oddly appropriate.

>Let my mum play Time Crisis with a light gun (This is WAAAAAAY back in time, when Time Crisis was only just released for the PS1)
>She gets 100% accuracy on most levels
>She's fucking everyone's shit up
>My face

>Playing MW2
>There is a prone-camper under that car.
>intentional logical fallacies

My dad really liked Pilotwings for the SNES, I tried to let him play other games with him, but he said they just made him real dizzy.


He did like Starfox and Starfox 64 though, so I'm guessing he likes flying games, or games where you're in some kind of jet/space cruiser that shoots things.

>>60089742
Ah yes the "Calibrations".

>>60088213
Aslong as it is in a friendly tone, I can call my dad all sorts of things, and he'll say names back.

To demonstrate I'll greentext a situation we were in
>My brother is playing ME when he decides to fuck around and spins the camera around
>At this point my dad walks into the livingroom
What they say now is directly translated
>Dad: God damn it, stop that. You're all DICK to look at!
>At this point we're all laughing our asses off.

My dad is a fucking supreme engineer on BF:BC2.

>>60089843
<implying these story's are real>

i played through ren and stimpy on the genesis with my dad. That was nice. He always made me be stimpy.

Playing around with dad on sandtrap on halo. I'm on a mongoose and he's picked up a gravity hammer by accident. Hits me with it, I go flying into the air. Our faces

>>60089891
I call my mom hitler, she just salutes me and keep on walking.
My dad on the other hand just lies in the couch and smiles at me with the grin of the month.
Wierd shit y'all.

>Vidya and Parents thread
>63 posts and 9 image replies omitted
So, /v/ is already admitting it's an mostly underage-only board?

>>60089982
>imlpying you know how to imply, huge faggot

My parents have a Wii.


...I wish I was a fucking orphan.

My father was never at home due to work and my mother isn't interested in video games.

>>60090025
You didn't have parents?
Or you have no memories of them?

>I'm 12 and dad is abusive
>cowering in my room because he's doing coke in the living room
>next day i go in the living room to play ps1
>dead cat on the coffee table right next to a bunch of lines of half-licked up cocaine on my megaman legends 2 cd case
>scarred for fucking LIFE

why dad why ;_;

>Playing Goldeneye 64
>Dad asks if he can join
>I pick oddjob
>He picks one of the generic Russian guards
>We play for fifteen minutes and he doesn't get a single kill on me
>He ragequits
>He never asked to play a game with me ever again

>>60088213
>Implying his father isn't one.

>>60090025
Summer /v/ is.

>>60090050
>implying I don't

Dad and I would play Diddy Kong Racing.

We don't anymore, but he's still awesome.

>>60090051
But son...you are...adopted

>>60090025

>>60090007

I called my dad a 'Nazi prick' jokingly.

Next day, he shaves, and gives himself the whole Hitler mustache. He thought it was hilarious.

>playing red dead redemption
>riding through the desert to a shootout in tumblweed
>dad walks by during one of the long riding talks, says"this looks really interesting" sarcastically
>my face

>>60090067
lol'd

>>60090067
>implying that you're either a troll, or Summer /v/

>>60090064
>Modern warfare 2
>parents
>memories

>>60090050
You got trolled sooooooooooooo hard

>>60087718

You're a fucking smart ass faggot OP.
Your dad was trying to be nice to you and you tell him to go away and go back to his 'thing'

>Faggot friend bitches about me giving him shit about playing final fantasy when I haven't actually played the games"
>Lends me FFX
>Playing it, it's gay
>Dad walks in seeing me play this faggot game
>It's showing a really wussy cut scene
>He is dissapoint

FUCK

>>60090007
Huh, well that's cool.

I was just thinking about the fact that your father actually DOES/DID fuck your mother, which means that it's not that out of line to call him a motherfucker. Mind = blown.

>>60090161
OH; you're the samefag?

In first place, grammar fail.

In second place, leave /v/. Its not for 12 year olds

>play some game
>achieve something great
>i live alone, no one to tell about it
>im ok with this

>>60087718
>Vidya and Parents Thread

1980's
>MUM: THROW THE RUBBISH
>ME: IM BUSY
>MUM: DO ITTTTTTTTTT NAOW!
>ME: OKAY OKAY

2000's
>WIFE: THROW THE RUBBISH...

>>60090025
>Implying that people aren't living at home more now because of economic issues

I'm 18 and I'm at home, I'll be off to Uni soon though.

My sister is 23 and has a Masters of Science and she's still at home with no plans to move out.

>Implying also that people can't recollect thing that happened years ago.

>>60090219
^implying i'm 12
>when i'm actually
<16

>beeing bored
>sitting in the livingroom
>mom starts up PC and plays Wolfestein
>breezes through at highest difficulty
>my face

I didn't play games too much with my parents growing up.

Though, before I moved out, I'd sit down with my dad every once in a while and play a course or two of Tiger Woods with him, listening to Black Sabbath or The Guess Who or something. Sports games aren't my forte, so we actually came pretty close all the time. It was... just so chill.

>>60090194
I don't mind him bumping my mom at all.
Great guy that man. Sure love him as a father...

>>60090219
You got trolled sooooooooooooo hard

>>60089742
Is your father... The Nozzle?

>>60090238
>she's still at home with no plans to move out.
Shes doing the smart thing. You save a shit-ton at home.

>>60090295
>beeing

>Get halo
>Try to play against father
>He can't even control movement
>Try to play other games like classic SSB against father
>He can't control
>Play any game produced before 1995
>Utterly wipes the floor with me on a repeat basis undeniably

>play videogames since i'm 6 yrs old
>none of my parents ever cared for my only real hobby
>tell me to "find more friends and be social", "videogames are stupid waste of time"
>they watch TV every night until 1am

story of my life

>>60088937

> Me and my brothers play N64 in kitchen errryday after school
> Dad gets pissed off because we're not paying him enough attention
> Confiscates N64
> We take out N64 after school and play till dad gets home from work
> Dad gets home from work, sees us playing N64 through the window
> Oh shit, oh shit, hide it
> Dad runs through house to the kitchen, jumps on N64 and stamps on it multiple times
> N64 is cracked over the top
> Still plays absolutely fine till this day
> Fuck year nintendo quality control

My parents both played a ton of NES before I was born. My first vidya memory was watching my mom playing and eventually beating Zelda on the snes.

When stuff jumped to 3D they just deiced they didn't like it anymore.

Now my mom is just addicted to Farmville.

>>60090312
my dad never played any vidya with me ever. He just wasn't interested.

He respects it though, and isn't disappoint in the slightest.

in b4 the inevitable "LOL, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, FAGET!", etc.

>>60090334

Yeah, she has to shovel all the debt off and then she's considering getting away.

Personally I'm going to get my Master's in Biological Sciences and either become a teacher and live within dick sucking distance of my School or become a research assitant and live within dick sucking distance of the university.

Even if that means living in really shitty accomodation for a while.

>Playing FF13
>Sister walks in
>"Wow, this looks just like a movie!"
>My face

>>60090441
NINTENDIUM

>>60090539
> dick sucking distance
How far is this in metric?

>>60090165
I think he realizes that.

>>60090540
Well, she was right about this one.

I got my dad into the Wii. He was fucking pro at Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, also pretty decent at Mario Kart.

Then we got a 360 and I taught him how to play CoD. He's actually pretty good at it, considering the last FPS he played was Goldeneye on the N64. I think the transition from one joystick to two really fucked with him though; he used to kick everyone's ass on Goldeneye.

>>60090540
If you think that's amusing, my mother once looked at The Spirits Within and said "I know those are real people but they look like they were computer generated"

It was my first facepalm.

>hardly talk to dad he's a self centred piece of shit so he wont play with me
>anyhow, on left 4 dead 2, mum comes in my room: "ewww what is this?"
>me:"its l4d2 i've gotta kill the survivors"
>mum:"you've been playing these silly games all day... can i check my farm please?"

>myface

>>60090648

It varies depending on temperature

>>60090648
I could totally suck a dick from 5 feet away.

>>60090540
You know, people don't mean to troll you with that comment. In fact, outside of 4chan it's pretty much a compliment. They just think it looks engrossing and with a real story, which is not what they're used to. (They think all vidya is like tetris or mario)

Note that this is coming from a guy who dislikes the whole JRPG genre.

>Dad hates the vidya
>Tried to play to connect with me
>Played Smash Bros
>Fell off the stage a lot
>Still appreciate the gesture

>WTF are you still playing games, when the fuck are you gonna grow up

That's all I have

>Go to PharmX as a kid.
>See Bomberman 2 for SNES
>Dad is more excited than me
>Hide that motherfucker for two weeks.
>Dad gets it for me for birthday
>We play it so much it stops working

Fucking epic. Me and my dad used to game a LOT. But now he sucks fat ass.

>>60090770
why did I mouse over that black square?

FUCK OFF

My dad just plays RTS and city builders. And goddamn if he isn't good at it. I even once caught him making blueprints for simcity

>>60090869
hoho same i used to play the snes and ps1 so much with my dad.
i realised my dad swapped the vidya for heroin around 10 years ago
>dontcareanymore.jpg

back when i was a kid my mom and i would play jackel on the nes.
took us forever but we finally beat it, we where screaming and happy as fuck.
she loved mario kart 64 and would kick my ass pretty good with toad in battle mode.
dhe had her own town in animal crossing, named it after her hometown in texas.
she would always keep it up and make sure that the town was spotless.

she died last month on the 19th.

today is her birthday.

i miss you mom

I wish my dad would play M2TW with me... ;_;

>playing HOMM3 with my dad, hotseat
>game going for 9 hours straight
>back and forth taking each others castles, no clear advantage to either of us.
>finally force him into a head on battle
>he kicks my ass
>good game son
>good game dad, rematch?
>....let me get another scotch

>sitting in my room, playing RCT
>"You've been playing this shit for hours"
>"Mum, it takes like 4 years to pass a level, and an hour = 1 year
> "I dont give a fuck, gtfo that game, unless it's going to help you in the future"
> Continue to sit on it
> 10 years on, I work as a mechanic on amusement park rides

success

When I was young playing Red Alert with my Dad. Good times.

>At Uni
>Buy a Wii for a laugh and to socialise with new people
>Visit home every month or so
>Bring Wii back with me every time
>My parents enjoy it a lot
>Just decide to leave my Wii at home because they enjoy it so much
>Next time I visit they've brought loads of shit for it
>I still beat them on Mario Kart tho :D

>>60091052
;_;

>>60091098
I hope he was sharing?

My dad used to play vidya with me and my 2 sisters alot when we were younger (5-6), He had most of the lap records on pod racer for the 64. Now, he prefers tv.

>>60091098
i still play hotseat on heroes 3 but with my bro, so many good memories

>playing donkey kong 64
>alone
>dad is nowhere to be found
>didn't grow up with one

>>60091034
Well, that's fucking depressing. Don't feel bad, my dad is a fucking pedo who plays internet flash games now.

Dad's job had a server where everyone gathered up music, games, movies, comics and stuff like that and then he took all the games, set up emulators and let me play games from about every console that had been released before 1996. I consider myself to have a superior childhood. I were born in 1994.

>>60091020
Yup. There seems to be something about fathers and strategy games. My best friend's dad was way into the Heroes of Might & Magic games, and I don't doubt for a second that regardless of all of my video gaming experience, my own dad could wipe the floor with me in Civilization if I ever played it against him.

>>60091255
>I were born in
Not a superior education though, eh?
D'ohohohohoho

>Playing Stronghold with my dad, LAN stylin'
>MAke a big long chain of Ox post things all the way to his castle, and then bakeries, bakeries everywhere
>Set fire to Ox post things
>Fire reaches bakery
>THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

>640390

>Vidya and parents thread
>modern warfare 2
>so much win.jpg

playing Trauma Team

>using Dr Cunningham
>My Dad comes around who is a Doctor
>Medical Dialogue comes up
>The game gets the attention of my Dad for the rest of the event
>Dad voices his opinions on every event progression
>My Dad was always right

D: you are the best dad evarr

>>60088753
I lol'd

>>60091329
Well, I'm swedish so my english grammar isn't really that great.

Don't have a dad, sooo...

>Go over to grandpa's house when I'm like 3
>My cousin gave him an NES with super mario/duck hunt combo, 2 controllers, and 2 duckhunt guns.
>Play it all day long, grandpa joins in when I play duck hunt
>Amazing childhood vidya memories, regardless of the fact that I don't have a dad.

>>60091376
...Holy shit, that kind of thing makes me want Trauma Team even harder.

>>60091233

I suspect my Dad is one too, he seemed to show an unusually high interest in pictures from "nature camps". Lots of little girls naked.

But I haven't seem him in... oh, over a decade. So fuck it.

>grew up with my grandfather, who's a baseball fan
>gets me Ken Griffey Jr presents MLB
>he has to use "auto-fielding" because he's old
>never win a single game
FUCKING GRAMPA

>>60091174
>>60091187
nah, i was never into booze till i turned about 20.
yeah, occasionally we would all play, me, my dad and my 2 bro's. games could go for 3 or 4 days at a time.

>Install Oblivion on my Dad's laptop
>Show him the ropes, guide him around. Willing fully act as a tome of knowledge and give suggestions, directions and explain anything he wants to know.
>Leave him to it.
>He now has a level 42 high elf warrior
>He's looted most of the dungeons in the game
>Has hundreds of thousands of gold
>Full Daedric gear
>Quests? Fuck that shit, dungeon crawls all day every day.

>MW2

I sold that shitty game and got BC2.

>Dad's upgrading his computer, I go along with him to get the parts.
>Browsing games
>Dad asks me what would I choose
>Mention Battlefield 2, since it came out like the week before.
>He considers it for a while before deciding on it, since before all he ever played was CS 1.6
>It's all he ever plays.
>The most amazing engineer in existance holy shit so much trolling with those mines.
>Every time I see him he keeps telling me stories.
>Eventually buys me a copy for when I go back to my moms
>We still play to this day.

Sad thing is, I tried to get him into tf2. He went heavy as I went medic, and he was just shooting at nothing for the longest time. When I asked him what he was doing, he went "I'm laying down suppressing fire" ;___;

>brother is playing COD 4
>keeps dying
>Dad keeps laughing
>"Why are you so bad at this?"
>"I could have got him"
>"How can you die this often?"
>"Why do you even play if you're this bad?"
>Brothers yells "YOU TRY IT THEN"
>Dad says he'd never play a shooter with a controller, and asks why my brother even bought a console when we have a perfectly good PC
>Brother ragequits and storms out

It was amazing.

1992. I'm 14 years old.
I first got a computer and I want to show my dad how awesome the 16-bits graphics on my Amiga 1000 are.
>Turn on computer.
>DAD: Go on, start the game.
>Computer is booting up.
>DAD: Hurry!
>ME: Give it time, it cannot go any faster.
>Icons finally pop out, insert floppy disk.
>Loading.......
>DAD: Go on, stop stalling!
>ME: Dad, it loading. Give it a few seconds.
>DAD: You are doing this on purpose, aren't you?
>ME: D:

Granted, we where used to the instant play of the cartridge-based NES, but still...

>>60091735
>>60091735
>>60091735

Oh lawd! Your Dad is an awesome master race troll. Best be giving him a brofist.

>>60091735

i love your dad

>>60091052

>Playing CS 1.6
>Playing a match
>its 7:7 and the game is on the line
>Dad stomps into my room bitching about some bullshit that I don't even care about
>Trying to focus on listening to my team
>T's rush into B and plant
>It gets down to 2v2 with me and one of my teammates
>He kills one and dies
>Dad is still raging in the background
>I have a pretty good idea where the other guy is and plenty of time to defuse
>Dad smacks me in the head and my headset goes flying
>Guy kills me because I made noise
>We lose the match and everyone bitches at me

>A while back when i was underageb&, i bought James Bond on the Ps1.
>Dad sees it and asks to have a go
>Agree
>Walk back in, he is doing really well
>Imokaywiththis.jpg
>Next day he has beaten the game with only two deaths
>My face

>Playing TF2
>Tell people in server over mic to call for medic
>Mom randomly runs into the room and yells medic
>Mom plays dead

>>60091735

>my face after I read this

>>60092086
Nothing more important than defusing that bomb, ammirite?

>playing MW2
Son I hate you so much

>>60092256

If it was something that was important or had anything to do with me then maybe I would have cared.

But defusing that bomb is damn important I must say.

>>60091735
I'm not a PC gamer, but your dad is a fucking bad-ass.

>watching my dad play Wolf 3D back in the day
>he wasn't too good at it
>damned if I don't treasure the time all the same
>i miss you dad

My dad was 40 when I was born in 89.

So he never really got into vidya or my hobbies.

Although one time I made him play the TMNT when I was 3 and waiting for my bro to come back.

He couldn't understand the 2D plane, I was 3 years old and I understood it better.

Got to about level 2-3 before he died so much.

Feels bad man

>>60092551

your dad was 40 when you were born

wat

>>60092628
It's not that unusual...

>>60092628
bow down to a true pimp.

>>60092628

Wait, 46.

He died when he was 60.

Point being he never understood technology at all

>Playing penumbra
>dad walks in
>"oh hey, show us a video for that new cowboy game"
>show him RDR
>"that looks awesome, think I'll go pick it up in town now"

This is the dad that bought a PS3 out of the blue because it looked pretty awesome.

When Halo came out, my mom and I beat it together. So much fun, I was disappointed when it was over. Halo 2 came out, beat it with my mom, had loads of fun again. Then Halo 3 came out. We never got around to playing it.

>Playing mass effect 2 on my room alone
>Suddenly, suicide mission
>Shepard arrives at the collector base
>Notice that my uncle and brother were right behind me, slack jawed at the previous scene.

>>60091735
Fucking amazing

>playing Delta Force Land Warrior
>visit Dad, he has it too
>says he'll play me online sometime
>play against him a few weeks later
>he fucking destroys me, I don't even get a kill
>don't want to play Delta Force any more

>my dad makes it well-known he hates the vidya
>moves like a fucking ninja
>starting up ME2 on computer
>Shepard dies, Normandy explodes etc etc
>screen goes black
>see him reflected in the screen behind me with a look of wonder on his face
>what...what is that you're playing, son?
>he sits there watching me play and encouraging me to do Renegade shit
>we have a good time

>>60089417
>DANK

>Buy FF13
>Dad watches me play
>Amazed by the graphics
>10mins later I look at dad
>He fell asleep

>>60093295
That, too, is awesome. If I was him, I would have done the same thing.

>>60093295
I don't blame him

Hey Dad, I fixed the wonky fire button on the second joystick.
Wanna play some barbarian?

> Playing Gran Turismo with dad
> Long fucking race, like 1 h
> He picks the Dodge Viper and is 1st all race
> He crashes in the second to last turn of the last lap
> Pass him with my Honda Civic

Growing up, my Dad was away alot because of the military. When he was around, he would usually ride me about playing video games, but there was just one game that would hold him :

Legend of Zelda, A Link to the Past for the SNES.

Instead of typing in Link, he put his name in: Bob. That first playthrough, he made me sit with him and help him figure out puzzles... when I tried to help before he asked for it, he'd grumble a bit and say "I didn't ask for any help" before figuring it out himself.

He played this game over and over and over - the last count of playthroughs (FULL COMPLETION, all heart pieces, upgrades, et cetera, mind you - "I didn't raise you to do things half assed" he said) he was at Bob 34 before the cartridge battery died.

A few years ago, for Father's Day, we got him a GBA and the LttP remake before he had to go overseas...

Well, a couple weeks ago, he broke his ankle, and is laid up for the next month or two... so, we all chipped in.. .and bought him Spirit Tracks and a DS.

He grumbled about not being able to do any work, but last I talked to him, he was in the last temple.

:3

>play gta sa with sound on
>fuck fuck fuck nigger nigger nigger cj nigga fuck
>hey son wats going on down there

>>60093942

Basementdwellin' confirmed.

>>60094001

>Buy PS1 for the first time when I'm 10
>We get several games, one is FIFA 96
>I grew up playing games
>Dad rarely, if ever, has played the vidya
>Dad picks up the second controller, we play a friendly
>Dad whoops me 2-0
>Me trying not to cry

>Get n64 for christmas
>play banjo kazooie and love it
>never play forsaken (came free)
>dad picks it up and plays it
>beats the game
>asks me to play multiplayer
>kicks my ass
>see him next day beating 3 cpus on hardest difficulty


feelsweirdman

>Dad wants to play GTA 4
>Turn around and call him a nigger

>play mw2 in english cause I couldnt download my language for it
>S&D
>hear a scream
>I guess is one of those bombers or spy planes.
>I have cold-blooded so I just chill in a building.
>end the round.
>realize that scream was my father shouting at my mother.
>listen some crystal noise like a hundred of glasses are broken.
>I better go play team deathmatch, this is gonna take long...

this just makes me think

we're gonna be such good dads when we get to it
pros at vidya

>>60095244
>implying there isn't a chance you'll have daughters who will be fucking guys by the time their 13

The only game my mom cares about is Galaga, I fucking love Galaga so it's all good. She also has the distinction of always getting the names of consoles right, none of that "Nintendo Funstation" crap.

>>60092745
I hope this was because you were eating her out...

I remember playing Turok on N64 with my dad lol.

>Play resident evil alone
>Dad come in
>Move aside kid, Let me show you how it's done
>Lost inside the police station for hours
>Fuck this lets go buy a guide
>Best game ever

We (me, mom, dad, sister) used to sit down and play this game together every other evening, we had so much fun.

Not so much nowadays...

DAAAAAD. YOU SUCK AT BATTLEFIELD.

>playing crash bandicoot
>cutscene with coco
>dad says "oh shes pretty"

this

I used to play Ready to Rumble boxing on my N64 with my dad. Then he started using methamphetamines, then my parents got divorced, then my mom never let me see him, then he shot himself.

>almost any video game I ever played
>dad walks by and watches for a moment
>dad: oh this game? I already beat it.
>me: oh really? who's the last boss?
>dad: didn't catch his name. Was too busy winning.
>dad grabs a seat and watches for a while, commenting "oh i remember this" every now and then

>playing soul silver on tv
>dad walks in and asks "hey can I play?"
>rapes me
>goes away

>>60087718
>Lie in /v/
>mw2

>Visit my dad's house, youngest brother is in town.
>They are playing Nazi Zombies when I arrive.
>We start tossing controllers back and forth, taking turns.
>Play the first map for hours.
>Dad finds out about other maps online, we are all disappointed to find out you have to buy like three downloads full of stuff we don't want just to get the zombie maps.
>Dad says "fuck it."
>Bro fist.

>>60094940
That puppy is so fucking cute.

>Playing FF13
>Long ass cut scene
>Put controller down and watch
>Dad walks in and ask what am i doing
>Say i'm playing this game
>He looks at me while im laying on the bed and just watching , looks at the TV , "Uh-oh , i see , enjoy the movie"
>Walks out
I think i got burned

>>60088213

I call my dad everything under the sun, and I call my mom whatever I feel like it. They love it because they're just as fucked up as I am. Derp.

>Dad cant handle most video games
>major surfer
>show him Kelly Slaters Pro Surfing
>He spends hours ridiculing it, but unlocks just about everything
>bro hug

>Playing Red Dead Redemption
>Mother watches for twenty minutes
>Pause game
>"Woah, how'd you do that?"
>"What do you mean? I just paused the game"
>"Game? I want to see the end of the movie!"
>My face

hey summer /v/. I'm outta here, not comin back for 2 months.

>>60087718
>playing MW2
>actually going for a nuke
This thread has so much cancer yet it has replies.

>MW2
>parents
SURE IS 12 YEARS OLD IN HERE

>>60096355
It's because threads like these are fun. You got something against fun?

>>60087718
> get ass kicked by Blue on the S.S. Anne back in '98
> dad asks whats up, explain
> offers to beat it
>hand over the gameboy smugly, awaiting his imminent failure
>hands gameboy back to me
> Blue is running away beaten
> my face

>dad comes home from work
>"son, time for Cool Boarders 3"

My dad and I loved that game.

He also was a huge fan of the Ace Combat series. Or just about anything aircraft related. We had tons of various aircraft games and books.

>>Dad only plays things like Solitaire, Hearts and now Farmville
>>I've tried getting him into Medal Of Honor, the first CODs. He plays not amazing but enjoys them
>>Bought Rock Band 2
>Playing Eye of the Tiger
>>Dad runs in and asks if you can play the "Rocky Song"
>>Sits down and plays Rock Band for the first time, on Medium and passes with 80%+
>>So proud.

You guys know this site for over 18s? Fuck off.

>Hey son, want to play splinter cell conviction with me?
>No, I heard it was horrible compared to the other ones
>Oh come on
>Play co-op with my dad
>Shit game
>Have the time of my life

Fucking love my dad

If I'm ever a dad, I will kill myself the day my son beats me

>>Father loves westerns.
>Been waiting for a game that would make him interested enough to try and play
>RDR comes out
>Can't wait to play it in his presence bc I think he'll love it

>>60096533
Y'see, my parents love me, so they invite me to visit my old home when I don't have school (like now).

>>60096533
This

>First console of my very own was the NES
>Begged my parents for it got it the year after it came out
>Used to play Super Mario Brothers with Dad
>He used to pause right before he'd fall down a pit, suspended above it
>Cracked me up :)
>Used to play Mario Kart 64 with Dad and older Bro. Good times.

>>60096483
they would be more fun if some1 stopped samefagging stories

>>60094646
>>60094739
>>60094940
>>60096138
>>60096196
>>60096316
>>60096486
fuck off

>>60096533
to my knowledge, /v/ is any age, twat.

>>60096533
Except most boards aren't

>>60089532
0/10

>>60087718
>Playing the vidya
>Dad comes into my room
>You into watersports son?
>He proceeds to piss on me as i'm playing
>DAD WTF!
>Mam runs in
>Sees the scene
>Vomits over everyone
>Police gets phoned
>I get sent to child services
>The carer comes in
>Everyone get on the floor
>Do the dinosaur

>Playing Uncharted for the first time
>Dad walks in from going to Home Depot, was going to do some fixit thing that day
>Sees me playing. Comments it's kind of like Indiana Jones
>Sits down watches me for 2 hours
>Orders pizza and keeps chatting about strategies, where I should hide. You're getting shot, why do you keep dying!
>I love you dad.