Also, a question that other majors can answer easily does not suffice, as anyone can easily just Google those, while math problems need to be solved.

More importantly, I think we should discuss and counter the declining number and quality of video game threads. Contrary to what you may believe, by making threads like these you are helping to desroy /v/.

>>59770166

No. Just

Do you like video games
[ ]
[ ]

That's all we need.

You're a counter strike major?

im not even good at spanish

SUBSTITUTION UP IN THIS BITCH.

U = 1 + X^2 dU = 2XdX

This shit is easy.

>>59770166
Fuck off Jason

I don't even know what an integral is but I love videogames. Can I stay?

I'm not underage, just a fuckstupid high school drop out.

Sorry, not going to do your homework for you underage b&, gtfo my /v/, you shouldn't be allowed to be here if you don't know A) What thrust vectoring is B) What Mr. Spooky got arrested for and C) Who GearsOvZeApparatus is

What the hell is that gibberish?!

Here's an idea: how about we make it so that in order to enter the website you need to demonstrate some sort of competence in a skill that matters. You can flaunt your trigonometric integrals all you want in my face, but you do realize that you're completely under qualified to be an academic. "But I'm going to be a web designer or a video game programmer!" Who the fuck cares? You're not a valued member of society and you should just go ahead kill yourself.

>>59770166
>implying even cs majors will still know how to do that in a short amount of time to post

I'm a Civ Engineer major and barely passed my calc classes, what makes you think people over 18 can do those problems so easily and what makes you think people in high school haven't taken calculus?

Btw, enjoy your shitty degree and no job opportunity.

Oh and Op doesn't have to do anything like this at his job, you dumb faggots. Nobody but physicists do, every single engineering Job has a fucking program that does all your math for you. OP's a gigantic faggot who takes at least 60 dicks in his ass on a monthly basis.

The answer is 7, plz make it moar challenging
kthxbai

>>59770736
>love video games
>on /v/

>>59770881
>a Michael Savage tripfriend

Now I've seen it all.

>>59770166
you are a faggot, gtfo.
saged and reported for not video games.

it's 7 right?

People like the OP are the reason we can't have the numbers of our posts anymore. I wish this cunt would be publicly banned.

>>59770166
Post the basic formulae for product costing.

If you can't, then you are fucking underage and need to get the fuck out.

I was never mood at gath. Also VIDEO GAMES

Maths skills. Useless, but generally a good indicator of quality.

Too much work for me, OP. But just so you know, maths skills aren't everything. And calculus, at that, is pretty uselses in the grand scheme of things. There are much more practical areas of maths to learn.

>>59770166

That is why /sci/ laughs at CS majors. Do you have problems with your self-confidence?

Also, you do realize that if this was the case 85 % of 4chan would not be here anymore? And that I would turn into a fucking no-fun-allowed place?

Also, I could also ask you some medfag questions that are basic for me and you'd have no idea what you are reading.

That said, have a good day.

>>59771273
>calculus
>useless

niggawhaaaat

its 1.5 derp

OP, you're a fucking idiot. Once someone figures it out to troll he'll probably just pass it around and moot would have to senselessly keep changing the question to try and stop the unstoppable.

Why do you think Mods stop banning people after awhile? If you can't stop someone from being a faggot, just let them be and ignore them. They'll move on when they realize they're wasting their time. Once you give them something to do to make them feel special the both of you will be locked in an endless tournament of faggotry.

It's a fucking imageboard, not Fort Knox, let them come as they wish, they'll leave as quickly .

Also Math has never given anything to the world besides pain.

Fuck you OP. I've just had resit my first year of a level maths because of all the video games I played last year and now my round 2 exam is monday.

>>59771373

Try 99%.

15% of 4chan does not know calculus.

To OP:

8/10 troll post. A little obvious from the difficulty of the problem and using spoilers. So -2 points.

>>59770166

But the thing is, last time I literally did math was in High School. And that's like 8 years ago. I got a job now and the only math I need to do is in super market.
I can't remember how to solve this and that.

>>59771273
>calculus
>useless

You wouldn't be able to access a terminal and make that ignorant post without calculus you fuckwit.

I'm an art major.
I don't need to know this and thus I have not learned it.

The furthest extent of my math knowledge is basic pre-cal.

Comp Sci major here. Finished my Calc courses last semester.
Answer is 7.

>definite integrals

Fuck it, I'm not getting a calculator out for this shit.

(1+x^2)^3/2 + C

Stick in x=3^(1/2) subtract x=0 from it if you really want to.

This isn't even a pen and paper integral, it's one you can do in your head.

>>59772041
we personally aren't doing the math our computer utilised you dick cheese

Learning math beyond the basics is utterly worthless knowledge.

>How do you feel knowing i am clearly smarter than you?

I have dyscalculia so this is like ancient greek to me.

hurr hurr sorry I took stat in high school instead of calculus like a huge fucking faggot such as yourself

>>59772187

>>59772091
You're an ART MAJOR? Can you be any more of a bottom feeder? You're worse than people with 4 kids on welfare because you're not only stealing tax payer money and your parent's money, you're also taking up space in an institute for academics as a fucking art major. I'll be laughing my head off when the country goes broke and Obama can't pay for the welfare you were banking on after wasting thousands and thousands of dollars being a leech in "college".

I'm finishing my Computer Science degree this year, in the best university of my country and I don't know how to solve this.

U mad, bro?

we're just doing this it's those fucking thing rotating around the x-axis.

tried this last week but had no idea ;_;

The only reason there is "higher math" is because wer'e too stupid to simplfy it at this point in human existance.

>CS Major

Counter Strike major?

>>59772301
Why would he be mad, if you can't solve that and you're finishing up your CS major you're fucked

Evaluating calculus is useless and for soon to be poorfags.

This test proves nothing but that your an idiot.

A test to show what a equation like this might be useful for on the other hand...

>>59772246

>choosing statistics over calculus

Oh god why would you do that. It's the most painfully boring subject ever.

>Evaluate

8/10

>>59772334

Ehhh, not really. I'm gonna take the programming direction. I don't need to know this shit.

>>59772224
Pimp: Me
Maths: random faggot

>>59772308
This is what people who have trouble with math actually believe.

>I'm a 12 year old math genius i can solve this.
>I know 15 languages and i have 15 PhD s not related to mathematics in any way i cannot.

>>59772376

I agree. Math is the most painfully boring subject ever.

>>59772395
>Programming
>Don't need to know calculus

Boy are you in for a surprise.

Oh look, it's THIS thread again. The final answer is 7, I'm too lazy to edit this image from the last time that it was an indefinite integral.

Speaking as a mechanical engineering major in his senior year,
Integration by hand is nigh useless outside of pure academic mathematics. Most models that accurately depicts realistic situations are so complicated that it becomes impractical, if not impossible (or at least there is no known solution) to do the math by hand. So after you've come up with the mathematical model, you usually just plug it into software like Fluent or Pro/E for your answer.

You do realize that it's commonplace for even the most intelligent adults to forget basic algebra after a certain period of years of not taking courses or not applying it to anything, correct?

>>59772395
>I'm gonna take the programming direction.
Oh boy, be prepared to be bombarded with levels of math you didn't think existed.

>>59772376
At least statistics has a purpose

Calculus you just look up the formulas and then plug it into a program like matlab.

Really learning high level math is for people who waste our money on shit like Hardon collider and space programs. Such bullshit.

>>59772448

Maths is a means to an end. I can't understand why someone would study just maths at university level, it seems very dry. In any other maths heavy courses, like physics or engineering, you learn the maths you need to solve real problems as you go. At least then you're learning higher level maths for a reason, not just for the sake of it.

I'm a writer. I became a writer so I didn't have to put up with this shit. Fuck maths.

>>59772492
>Post ancient text thinking anyone can translate it.

>>59770166
It doesn't need substitution. You can see that the derivative of the function under the root is the multiplier of the root itself. The rest is trivial and the result is 7 video games.

ITT:

People who don't understand math call it useless
People who do understand math call OP an idiot for asking such an impractical question

Seems like everything is fine in this thread.

Anything beyond what I can calculate with my fingers is useless.

>>59772578
>waste our money on shit like Hardon collider and space programs

Science is the only worthwhile thing to spend money all. All other spending should go towards making sure the country is stable enough for science to be done, and to make more money to be spent on science.

Just because somebody doesn't know how to solve a definite integral doesn't mean he/she's underageb&.

Conversely, just because somebody DOES know how to solve a definite integral doesn't mean he/she is NOT underageb&.

>>59772661
>engineering
>real problems

>>59770166
>implying real science needs to rely on archaic forms of calculus

>>59772578
>waste our money on shit like Hardon collider and space programs

Man, I should have never dropped out of high school.

On the real, if you are underageb&, take advantage of every fucking college-level class they give you and pick electives you give a shit about.

AND ON THAT NOTE, I have to deliver pizza for 8 hours in about 2 hours.

Still love my life, just can't solve math problems like the OP's.

I'm an 18 year old high school senior and the highest math at my school is Pre-Cal, and we barely get into it. Thus, I have no clue how to do that, yet I'm not an underageb7. Your system is fatally flawed. Please revise it before submitting it to us again.

What if you've done that but forgot it since it's already been 10 years you've done math?

>>59773022
>implying your pic isn't the eventual result of space programs

>>59770166
i did first year calc and passed with a B

i never learned integrals because I am not a faggot and have worthwhile things to do with my time

>>59773033
at least it's not the weekend just yet

have fun; hope you're driving in a decent neighborhood

You guys who are saying this is useless do know you use definite integrals to find the volume of a three-dimensional object right?

Not saying the OP's post is valid, just that you're probably trolling.

ok so u=1+x^2
du=2x
so 3/2 integ:(u) from 1 to 4
[(3u^2)/4] from 1 to 4
36-3/4= 35.25?

Ok you can fuck off permantly now.

>>59772578
>>59772578

>WASTE money on the hardron collider and space programs

Fuck.

There's my try faggots

The billions spent on space crap could go to feed starving african children or Iraqi refurees.

If you don't know Calculus then you don't know JACK SHIT about video games.

>>59773275

Your xs scare and confuse me.

Just make 2 lines intersecting each other. An X is not two Cs

>>59770593
i fucking lol'd

>>59770166

>implying that underage b& are the cause of /v/'s FAIL
>implying this is not stale copypasta
>implying that OP could solve it and get into 4chan
>implying implying while I'm implying that implies

m00t should just b& faggot OP

>>59773339

>refurees

>>59773377
Xs drawn like that look like the times symbol. I only ever write my xs like that when using algebra.

I never finished integrals and basic calculus back in high school because my teacher got arrested for possession of child porn.

>>59773339
1) Stop fighting wars
2) Save fuckbillions of dollars on defense
3) Feed starving African children AND Iraqi referees
4) Keep space program
5) ???????
6) Utopia

>>59773165
I drive in a tourist city. It's all good though. More traffic means more money on gas, but more people means more deliveries, which means more tips. All in all, I end up alright. Russians are my only complaint. Those people are not tippers.

The weekend isn't that bad, just getting out of the shop's lot and subsequent streets is drunk pedestrian dodgin'.

>>59773080

The sun is expanding. In roughly 5 billion years it's going to swallow up or push the planet out into orbit about where Pluto is. If we don't get off this fucking rock you can make and solve all the fucking math problems you like for the next billion years, everything we built will turn into liquid plasma and there will be nothing left to indicate they or we even ever existed. Fuck your mathematics.

>>59773377

It is if you're russian.

>>59773339

Scientific progress should be a higher priority. It actually matters in the long run.

It's the less compassionate thing, obviously, but looking at the big picture, it's the more worthwhile.

>>59773240
no troll, but what would the higgs boson mean for us, if it were to be discovered.
does it mean anything concrete, or is it just knowledge for knowledge's sake

Yeah you can stop bumping this non vidya thread now.

I'm 18 and I'm not quite sure what to do with that equation.

>>59773478
>implying it's that simple

>>59773486

>5 billion years

yeah... that's a lot

HURR IM SO GOOD AT MATH ANONYMOUS BRAGGING

>simple u-sub

lol, if you wanted to give a "hard" question you could have at least gone with power/maclaurin/taylor series

>>59773486
>5 billion years
>implying I won't already be dead by then
>implying i'll give a shit since i'll be dead

>>59773486
>implying math isn't the way to get off this planet before that happens

>>59772492

As a math graduate student, I can say that statistics is pretty fucking useful, and should honestly be part of any heavy science curriculum by this point, but all of you fuckers are so terrified by calculus that one more calculus based course will make you shit your pants. GO TO CLASS. DO THE HOMEWORK. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

>>59773481
i drove in some pretty skeezy fuckin' neighborhoods

it was like spending every weekend trapped in an episode of COPS

there was a nice neighborhood or two in the delivery area, but those fuckers never tipped for shit

>>59773503

We'd all have hover cars and be living in domes within a fortnight.

VIDEO GAMES

Quick question OP:
What if you're graduating in something that has nothing to do (at least on a basic sense) with math?
You go to a corner and think about what you just did.
Five minutes in there.
No talking.
And no gaming too!

MY CALCULATOR SAID 7
SO IT MUST BE 7

>>59773679
>should honestly be part of any heavy science curriculum
This, at my college they require Stats for computer science along with your Calculus classes and Discrete Math (taking this in the Fall and then I'm done with all my math)

if you havent done calc 5 you dont know shit about video games

>>59773803

Oh look, a tripfag. How cute.

>>59773803
this. My major is linguistics, I have nothing to do with math

>>59773803

>Liberal Arts major

It's seven, duh >-<

the only people who still know how to do that shit are probably still in high school

>>59773803
I think the implication is that anyone who did not learn calculus is worthless and should be shot. Not that I'm agreeing.

>>59773803

Well many people who have to do that kind of math are in the mindset that most people who are worthwhile go into a major that involves math.

But hey asking 4chan to consider and respect another's opinion, despite how much they disagree with it, is like trying to break through a steel wall with a plastic picnic spork.

>>59773803
>What if you're graduating in something that has nothing to do (at least on a basic sense) with math?
Then you're graduating with a worthless degree. Let me guess, an art one?

Samefag constantly replying to himself in order to keep thread alive.

>>59773681
Yeah, I only applied to places that delivered to hotels, rich white neighborhoods, and like lower/middle-class places.

I just made sure I dodged the fucking shops situated in the deadcenter of the hood. The funny thing is those shops are ALWAYS hiring on Craigslist. I just picture these like 130lb kids looking for quick cash getting the fuck out of that job after the first week, knowing they'll be driving in the hood all week.

I'm pretty sure the rich white kids try to tip me in more drugs than any of the hooded places.

>>59773275
OP wanna clarify if I'm right?

No fucking idea anymore. 3rd year of information technology at an university.

>>59773977
med students here: fuck you dumbshits

>4chan is my speshul club

Get the fuck out, OP. You are the cancer that killed 4chan so long ago.

ITT nobody can do a hilariously easy Calc 1 integral.

>>59774100

Most med students that become doctors at least do calc 1.

>he thinks calculus is a hard subject

LOL CS MAJORS

Did this in my head. Has nobody figured out that the answer is 8?

>>59774100
A doctor that doesn't know anything about math? I know what doctor I'm not going too then.

>>59774208
calc 1 is ap highschool math hth

>>59774220
the answer is obviously 5 thousand

>>59774273
>>59774273
>>59774273
>>59774273

>>59774248
too late you already have

>>59774208
Depends on if they go to a good school.

>>59773587

You misunderstand, that's when it will be too late and too much of a problem to handle. We'll be feeling the effects of hard cancer in probably less than half that time.

>>59773660

If you think you don't give a fuck, just imagine what people with actual money, influence and power feel when they hear you want them to use those things on math instead of real science. Your on an imageboard posting pictures of a chick from Pokemon, your opinion to the scientific community means less than nothing right now.

>>59773671

Don't even start. The probability and applied math helps, but we'll need more. With math we've gotten pretty close to how we'll get to the planets that can support us, but actually getting to them is a whole other story. That doesn't only involve math.

>>59774248
yeah, apparently, he studied something medical while others studied how to count money. You're right, go to them

You're assuming I even took anything past Algebra 2. Big fucking waste of my time.

>implying everyone with educated opinions majored/minored is a math-related area

Fuck off, kind sir.

>Implying that anyone gives a shit enough about math to remember calculus
>Implying you aren't a ronery as fuck ATLUS nerd who yearns for the touch of a woman he will never receive.

Stop trying to make 4chan you're escape, thats the shit that actually killed it.

>>59774364
Just because you go to some welfare doctor who probably isn't even a real doctor doesn't mean we all do.

>>59773977
I'm an accountant and i never had to do this shit.

>>59774110

I could've done it 10 years ago when I needed it in high school. Why the fuck would I touch calculus afterwards? I'm a networking guy, I do use math for subnetting and shit but it's just binary and stuff.

>>59772274
I'm an art major too. I do it because I love it, so go fuck yourself. I do have another degree in criminal psychology, so whatever. Enjoy your empty, shitty world without art.

>>59774007
Oh yeah, and if anyone is trying to get into delivering pizza/food. All you need is a driving record without any shit like reckless driving charges and car insurance. Prior experience isn't really a big thing.

BUT NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER report an insurance claim that happened while you were working. They will fuck you in the dick. You're likely not to get any money to cover your shit, and your car insurance will go up now that they know you're using it as a work vehicle. Insurance companies are shady fucks. Just drive a shitty car that can take a beating and hold onto that PD liability insurance.

>>59773977
I'm not defending my case, I'm just saying that there are pretty good users in here that know shit about math.
But can sure as hell create a nice thread about video-games.
Oh wait.
This is /v/.

>/v/
>Video-games

Silly me.

>>59774007
i was surprised that the people in the ghetto tipped a lot better than the people in the nicer neighborhoods--i guess they understand what it's like to have a shitty job

oh well, it was interesting at least, and i did get to break traffic laws with impunity, but i'm glad i don't have to do it anymore

have fun tonight

>>59773275
>>59773275
>>59773275
>>59773275
>>59773275
>>59773275
>>59773275

>>59774515
>he thinks his doctor knows integration

>>59774540
Yea you dumbass business/accountant majors only have to take up to stats. Algebra + Statistics is all you need for that major.

I haven't done calculus since my freshman year of college (eight years ago). I'm gonna guess that op is a faggot who took a calculus one class and now thinks he's smart.

There plenty of dimwits who can solve a calculus problem. Read Ulysses and grasp the meaning and subtext of it and then I'll be impressed.

Fully explain a literary analytic method (such as deconstruction).

Just try something hard

>>59774591
>Network guy

I got my Microsoft, Cisco, and COMPTIA Network+ Cert by studying and grinding out lab simulations and studying for a month during the summer.

I'm just going be in my first year of college soon.

I know everything you do.

How does that make you feel?

>>59774880
I just fell in love.

Not that it matters to the actual thread.

I never took calculus. OP is mad.

>>59774901
no thanks--i liked ulysses, but i'm not about to pretend i know what the fuck it means

>take Calc I, II, III
>receive B, C+, C
>forget everything about Calculus

>>59774901
you're being just as retarded as OP is.

There are difficult literary concepts, just as there are difficult math concepts.

>>59774794
Haha. I feel you on the lawbreaking shit. Cops around here are usually assholes, but they have a soft spot for those of us who deliver food.

My area is NOTORIOUS for ninjaing parking tickets. I've gotten out of them like 5 times just by chasing down the ticket guy to let him know that I was just delivering a pizza or something, bag in my hand and all, and he's cool with not ticketing me. Meanwhile, dudes setting their car to park, engine running, and stepping out for just a second to get their friends or whatever, get ticketed.

no, you are elitist, /v/ is not an under age b& board, this is not vidya, get out.

use u substitution

>>59773275
>>59773275
for the love of god. Square root of (1+x^2)is 1+x

I'm pursuing a criminal justice degree and the related math is relatively little.

>>59774901
>implying English isn't the only major easier than History

L
O
L

>>59775149
the cops looked at me, saw a white guy with a sign on his car that said he had a job, a license, and insurance--they had better shit to do than hassle me

i almost got towed once for parking within a hundred miles of the stadium during game day, but that was just because we were short on signs that day

>>59774371

What I meant was that humanity will probably barely last the next 10 thousand years, let alone billions.

>>59775370
no it isn't, sorry. Square (1+x) = 1+x^2+2x

>>59775370
lol
oh really?
then why is (x+1)^2 = x^2 + 2x + 1?

>>59775484
and you and i aren't even going to last out the century

>>59775436
Ahhh, wish we had hoodsigns. It's just a local mom-and-pop type place. If I didn't have a pizza to deliver that run, just like some pastas or whatever, I usually carry a business card on me just so I have proof that I'm working.

>implying I can remember this shit

>take a math class, get an A
>forget about if after finals
Story of my life

>>59775484
>10 thousand years.
You give humanity too much credit.

>>59775538
Agreed.