Ouch, that looks painfull.

The guy with (or without) the eye clearly has won.

I remember seeing this thread last week or so.

The post that really freaked me out was the "ERIC HAS NO EYES" post. I was hoping to god that was a joke. Holy fuck man. Is that OP in the picture anyway? If so, is that eye permanently gone?

>How_Snake_Pliskin_lost_his_eye.jpg

>>59765355
It pierced his retina.

>>59765224
>people do what /v/ tells them to

gonna come clean, i posted 3 of the bloody hand pics in that thread, two of the bottom left one. which is mine, actually did it skateboarding. sorry guys

Pretty sure those are just stock photos of injuries. Who the fuck would post their injuries after being trolled?

>>59765473
after this, people were freaked to try the floating arms trick because they thought it would dislocate their shoulder or break their arms.

As I said in this thread last time.

Fake.

>>59765578

/v/ - Mass Hysteria

People need to be really careful even when following what they think are simple recipes. I remember there was one where it's basically peanut butter, sugar, and flour. Sounds easy and harmless right? Wrong, it is basically a recipe to burn your house down.

>>59765484
same hand same injury from different views of the bottom left one* also one of my finger. both real.. just not from some spoon bullshit.

Retards, natural selection at it's best.

>>59765578

Lol'd

Really?

ITT: Faggots so scared of the real world, they don want to damage their hands that they use for masturbation and or playing vidya

rofl

>>59765643
>peanut butter, sugar, and flour
>burn your house down

HOW THE SHIT DOES THIS HAPPEN?

Are you in for some awesome pancakes?

>>59765643
heh, i remember that:

"this is not a recipe for cookies, it is a recipe for FIRE"

good times

>>59765224
Troll samefags his thread and puts goggle image search pictures into his jpg

joke was on OP in that thread, I cast my own spoons, so they did not bust at all.

>>59765695
Well I'm gonna be a surgeon so...

>>59765722
There's no ingredients in there to bake, so everything just burns. It could really only burn your house down if you're a retard and don't notice the smoke.

People believing this should not be allowed internet access.

>>59765691
yes really. Some people also were freaked to try and grip their thumb with their hand at the thought that they would break their thumb.

>>59765748
is this real
I'm going to make it

>>59765912

Do it now :D

>>59765748

This looks... dangerous.

>>59765748

more like exploding pancakes

>>59765912
No you idiot it produces a deadly neurotoxin.

to flood the facility with

>>59765748

They are just normal pancakes are they?

>>59765748
>sprinkle water on the pan. If they dance and sizzle, it's hot enough

Yeah this is a great way to start a fire. Here's where they get you.

>bit down on the thumbnails of your pinkies with your molars for 10 seconds
>hook pinkies together and pull
>shit brix

>>59765912

Enjoy your nutmeg poisoning, dude.

>>59765994
Yes...

Wanna make some really cool crystals?

>>59765994
Yeah, pretty sure they're just normal pancakes.

>>59765994
ARE THEY, PUNK!?

>>59766045

fuck you......

What's wrong with the pancakes, is it the nutmeg

I ate a spoon full of nutmeg once

My life is full of bad decisions

>>59765224
You'd have to be really fucking stupid to do that shit anyway.

WHY DID THEY DO IT. Fuck.

>>59765224
SUMMER /V/
MAKES ME FEEL FINE
BLOWING THROUGH THE JASMINE OF MY MIND

>>59765994
NO ITS A BOMB. DO NOT MAKE.
M Y FACE ESPLODED ON WALL
DO NOT DO . PICTURE MY FAACE ON WALL

>>59766077
I can understand people falling for the pancakes and the spoon but THIS one is just retarded. How stupid do you have to be to put BLEACH and AMMONIUM in a jar and blow INTO it?

>>59766045
what the fuck was supposed to happen?

I just got sore pinkies now

>>59765578
Floating arms trick? Explain.

>Implying that was real accidents and not OP's samefagging
>Impying these photos arent random shit

put shaving cream on your dick
fap
feels good man

>>59765912

Are you fucking retarded?

>>59766195
Your nails fall off.

Don't do it you moron.

>>59766045
>bit down on the thumbnails of your pinkies with your molars for 10 seconds
>bit
>thumbnails of your pinkies
>thumbnails
>pinkies

Boy, you need to learn you some sentences.

>>59766045

>>59766248
guess i got good nails, as fuckall happened

>>59766045
Oh fuck you. I fell for this shit all the time in middle school

>>59766210
You push your arms in a doorway with your wrists in and push with your shoulders while keeping your arms straight. After like 30 seconds of pushing, you release and your arms should move up on their own and feel real light. That's the trick behind this.

>>59766263
Typos and typos

Deal w/ it, nerd.

>>59766238
No
I just really like pancakes

>>59766210
>Stand side-on to a wall, right up against it so your shoulder touches it.
>Try to lift your arm straight out (of course you can't since it's on the wall, but do that motion)
>Wait about a minute, then stand away from the wall and relax.
>?????????
>Floating arm!

>>59766332
You didn't do it hard enough.

Do it again.

DO THIS IT'S FUN AND AWESOME!

Here is an easy way to paint your house brown.
Step 1: coat house in petroleum
Step 2: Light it

>>59766339
You aren't dead why then? Please honor natural selection and off yourself

If you wear glasses for distance vision and have misplaced them, you can make a pinhole lens by curling your first finger to make a TINY square hole formed by the segments of your finger. Curl the thumb around the first finger to to stabilize it. Look through the tiny hole for improved vision.

fuck you /v/!!!!! I'm a very paranoid person, but curiosity get's the best of me

>get clorox and rubbing alcohol
>drink both
>make pancakes

It works, I swear guys

>>59766248
Are they really expecting people to do that? I mean if you hook and pull your pinkie then you're gonna rip the goddamn nail

>>59765748
>1 Teaspoon of Baking powder
>1/2 of salt

I have never heard of anyone using baking powder for pancakes

1/4 of a Nutmeg teaspoon won't poison you unless it is like a full nutmeg.

>Over 150c to cook pancakes

This is where they get you.

>>59766077
GOD YES SOMEONE POST THE BISMUTH RECIPIE

>>59766428
My boyfriend tried this a couple of days ago, I still don't know why the fuck he did it. He passed out and hit his head on something but didn't get hurt too bad thankfully. I still think he's a fucking idiot.

HOYLH HISTI I DISSLCOTED BOTH MY AMRS TA OCNE !!!!!!!!

>>59766443
Holy fuck I used to do this all the time before I got glasses.

>>59766428
Everybody who's a moron: Do not do this. Unless you want to lose 3-5 hours of your life.

>>59766533
u dum boy
u reel dum

...these people believe everything they see on the internet?

also, whoever made that thread should die in a fire. that's fucking lame, getting your kicks from hurting other people.

>>59766554
well since your boyfriend is so dum

pics or gtfo

>>59766575
Hey, cheaper than acid.

>>59766621
Don't get too excited, I'm a dude too.

>>59766671
Acid at least is probably more colourful than passing out for a little bit.

>>59766124

Nutmeg contain toxic elements if inhaled in big quantity.

ERIC HAS NO EYES

omg lmao. brill stuff

>>59766705
Then do that in the paint aisle at walmart.
Best of both worlds.

>>59766621
Go to /b/ faggot.

Also not Vidya...but continue.

>>59766750
My friend said it was like getting high. I WAS READY TO BELIEVE ANYTHING. This was in middle school. I just threw up for a really long time

>>59766803
GENIUS

guess that tempering steel for weapons causes them to exploded

>>59766775
Honestly? that shit can't be real.

>>59766554

Used to do it in high school around friends, we would try to come up with new ways to do it until the campus security finally realized what was going on and started watching for it. Not the healthiest hobby in the world...

>>59766775
What the hell is so dangerous about mustard gas? People eat mustard all the time

>>59767067

There's this medicine that specializes in making you throw up. Being fucking retarded, a friend and I decided to take shooters of the stuff and see who could last the longest. After our first shot (we used the lid of the bottle for it) we noticed all we needed was a third of what we just drank to puke everything our stomachs had.

Cue the longest thirty minutes of my life. You know when you throw up, but there's no food inside gastric acid comes out and burns your throat right? Guess what happens when you're done throwing up all the acid? Your stomach contorts and tries to squeeze shit back up but it's empty. It felt like I would hurl my entire stomach out any second.

Moral of the story, always check the recommended dosage on medicine.

>>59767067

the picture of the guy in OP's pic looks WAY too old to be falling for stupid shit like this

>>59767067

>>59767133
Ipecac?

>>59767067
Nothing at all in fact Ammonia and Bleach make excellent cleaners,try it some time.

For example if you spill pepsi or coke instead of mopping with your regular all purpose floor cleaner use ammonia and bleach.It is a lot easier that way.

>>59766575
did this a while ago,
only thing what happened was the like the feeling you get when you smoke a bong with too much tobacco in it

>>59767067
It can be deadly if not consumed with a hot dog or burger.

>>59767133
Real moral is to not take shots of stupid shit.
wow

>>59767133
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30PDobVmVmw
Does this look familiair?

>>59765221

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>>59767147
people tend to get more gullible with the years.

Hahaha, idiots.

>>59767221
Well then you didn't do it right. It's supposed to cause you to pass out for a good 3-5 hours.

Whats that other thing with the drinking a gallon of milk or something like that

I never really listened to it because I can't drink milk anyway.

>>59766428
All it does is it prevents oxygen to get to your brain causing you to pass out.
although it seems to be dangerous (If it happens too long you may cause permanent damage) it happens all the time.

>>59767414
I guess it makes you throw up or something.

>>59767450
drinking a gallon of anything will make you throw up, you're stomach just isn't that big

>>59767450
Just try to drink a gallon of anything. Shit's hard.
They did it on Jackass. same with hard boiled eggs.

>>59767414
You just throw it up, you can't finish that much milk. It's right up there with trying to down a whole container of cinnamon.

>>59767299
I'm at least the same age as eye guy and I'd never fall for something so obvious. Maybe it's because I'm not a product of the American public school system.

>>59766443
>If you wear glasses for distance vision and have misplaced them, you can make a pinhole lens by curling your first finger to make a TINY square hole formed by the segments of your finger. Curl the thumb around the first finger to to stabilize it. Look through the tiny hole for improved vision.

Holy shit dude, that actually works. That's awesome.

>>59767547
>>59767509
>>59767558
eh ok

A gallon must be bigger than I thought. We use the metric system in my country.

>>59767286
Okay wow I actually had something similar happen.
Chick comes up at a picnic in college, hands me a bottle of coke. "If you're a man, drink this." Down the hatch because I'm not a pussy. Turns out there were about 30 pills of laxative in there.

>>59767656
I used to squint my eyes and push the sides of them towards the back of my head when I was young and didn't have glasses.

>>59767686

This is a gallon. Pretty fucking big.

>>59767717
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

>>59766775

A normal person would be outraged that they probably got a bunch of stupid people to poison themselves with chlorine gas, as if breathing fucking ammonia by itself weren't bad enough.

But I personally applaud the removal of people that fucking stupid from my online gaming community.

>>59767565
Tooltip for the smart European man: doing what OP said in that pic does nothing but warp the spoon.

It was just a bunch of people making shit up and posting random pictures of hand cuts.

You will only ruin the spoon, which will warp a bit. Notice how things like frying pans and shit do not explode when you rinse them out right after taking them off the stove?

Don't believe me? Ask /sci/.

>>59767686
4 litres

>>59767717
>LOL I DARE U TO DRINK THIS
>Actually drinks it
Good one

>>59767656
Isn't this just the same as squinting your eyes?

>>59767822
I think the real problem with that is the pressure caused by the contracting duct tape.
Wrap a pan in duct tape then cool it. Something may happen.

>>59767686
Its almost 4 liters AKA a shitload of fuck

if you wear glasses, take them off.
now pull your eyes so that you look like an azn.
SUPERVISION!!!!

>>59767822
So do you actually cook food while the pan is glowing red hot?

>>59767822

I'm not an expert on the subject, but aren't most pans and shit tempered so that they don't do exactly that?

>>59766775
>Mixing Ammonia and Bleach

Oh, you fucking retards.

>>59767889

Similar, but the finger hole is more focused.

>>59765224
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100519063613AAsZSOC

>>59767822
>/sci/
/ck/ for pans and spoons I reckon

open this image and save it as..

Only oldfags remember this, and its why you shouldn't really listen to 4chan advice.

>>59768165
>Oldfags

>>59768165
4can.jsi or something right, i forgot the extention name

>>59768165
That shit happened like a few months ago, not that old.
Also
>oldfags
>>/b/

>>59768165

I fail to believe that someone'd be so stupid as to fall for this.

>>59767200
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU

>>59768165
That was last year, how is that old faggotry?
I've been on 4chan since 2006 and I'm STILL a newfag.
You're only an oldfag if you were here BEFORE /b/-day.

>>59768114

cuz yahoo answers is a reliable source of information.

>>59768165
omfg the fucking horror, back in those days 4chan is flooded with those boxes.
still remeber it tells you to save it as javascript thingy and it auto spams 4chan with that box and shit bricks thing.

>>59768165

>Oldfags

It was less than a year ago, iirc.

>>59767656
Holy shit.

I just tried it and it works.

>>59768165
FUCKIN JAVASCRIPTS MAN

>>59768277
>newfag
>/v/
gtfo bedwetter

>>59767656
Holy shit it is clearer than using my glasses.

>>59768165

>oldfags
>shit is like 5 months old

BEEN HERE ALL SUMMER BRAH U NEWFAG

Inb4 someone saves the brown box and the entire thing starts again.

>>59768277

Someone takes 4chan way too fucking seriously.

>>59768379

No shit.

>>59768165
I never understood what would happen if you were to save it as 4chan.js

>>59767656
the fuck this actually works

>>59768165

I've been on 4chan since 06, and I have no fucking idea what that does.

>>59768400

hell if I had a spare computer I would do it just for shits

Ammonia and bleach combine into Chlorine Gas, not Mustard Gas. They're two different things.

>>59766443
>my face when this one actually worked

>>59768490
It was a "virus" that would spam 4chan with the same box spam to get more people infected to do the same thing.
Every single board was all boxes.

>>59768400
its not the actual box, there is a image filtering out the real box.

>>59766554
http://www.amazingrust.com/experiments/how_to/Bismuth_Crystals.html

>>59765355
Thinks like in OP are like . . I hope, SO BAD that they're not true. Especially the one about the guy missing his eyes. Oh my god. I mean, I wish and hope just so fucking bad that it's not true, but at the same time, why would someone say something so specific like that? Just to troll? Oh I feel so shitty.

>>59765224
Can I see this on video?

>>59768520
>>59768301
>>59767889
What the fuck. Even if nothing bad happened why would you try this?

Anyway the fags yelling "natural selection" are yelling it just because they didn't try it because they don't trust anyone. This is not because of natural selection and if you think it is, well then you're a fucking moron.

>Get soap
>Be near a sink
>Wet hands and get some soap in there too
>Curl index finger
>Wrap thumb around index finger making a snail-like thing
>Extend Index finger but stay touching your thumb
>make a circle with index and thumb
>Blow into circle

>>59768720
HOLY FUCKING BUBBLES NIGGA

>>59768720
I don't understand what you're getting at here, but it seems like a good way to dislocate a finger.

i can drink 4 litres of soda easily. dunno about milk

>>59768165
>Only oldfags remember this
A year or two is jack shit man.

>>59768277
If you were here before 2007 you wouldn't even use the the shitty -fag suffix anyway.

I submit that there are no "oldfags".