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05/17/10(Mon)20:49 No.59483XXXSo
wait, Squall helps an urban terrorist, Gets impaled by a
sorceress, With a previously-immobile floating platform school, That
is funded by a large blob in the basement, And goes to the most
technologically advanced city in the planet, But the sorceress isn't
the Big Bad, just a puppet for another sorceress, And your girlfriend
is another latent sorceress, Who ends up in a fucking space station, That
you save and highjack a battleship that's overrun by aliens that was
coincidentally RIGHT THERE while you were running out of oxygen, And
the moon occasionally spooges THOUSANDS OF MILES OF MONSTERS to bridge
the gap to the planet, And all your buddies right now you KNEW when
you were children, but the one of them pretended the entire time not to
know you, You finally defeat the Big Bad but trip balls but your
girlfriend saves you, but everyone has a happy ending including Seifer
versus... He
was dead, it was really just a fantasy. |