Are you white, and if you are how the hell are you still surviving?

y so Japanese?

How about dem vidya gaems, eh?

So how's only able to teach English for a job doing for you?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59468184

You know if you're going to insult me you could at least use the word surviving in the correct context. Fucking moron.

Why are you reading shitty manga about faggots and bitches

Is it just like in my japanese annie mays?

Why don't they like our airforce base?

>>59468184
Yeah. Irish and Italian. In Amerikka land, I'm boring shit. But here.. I'm surprisingly popular!
>>59468214
I dunno. I'm living in Osaka. I have to travel to Nipponbashi or Umeda for that kind of stuff. Anime and Games aren't popular in rural Japan. Farming sure is, though!
>>59468222
FUCKING SUCKS. But, it's the only good paying job at roughly 20$ an hour. It's either that or 900yen/hour at FAMILY MART. Psh.

Whats it like being a tremendous faggot who lives in a shitty place?

do you go to /jp/ lol VNs and Touhou all day erra day

Did you see the cherry blossoms this year? :3

What's it like to have panties in vending machines?

Why? Why live in Japan?

>>59468112
I'm thinking about visiting and/or moving to Japan after I get out of college.

I live in the Midwest right now and I can -feel- that I'm a city person.

Would you suggest visiting Tokyo, or where?

>>59468433
Some things are expensive while others are DIRT FUCKING CHEAP. Bicycles, for example, are cheap as butts. Food can be cheap if you know what to buy.
Anything else is close to or a little bit more expensive than America.
Do not buy electrical appliances here. The prices are outstanding if you don't know where to look.

How does it feel to be forced to go to Japan in order not to have the smallest penis in your neighbourhood?

>>59468112
How long does it take to learn the language if you're living in the country?

>>59468586

Honestly from everything iv seen

The Metropolitan areas of Japan look like a shithole

The Rural areas sound and look nice as fuck,No idea how prevalent the racism is there though

Oh and I am curious, what is the smoking like there? Is smoking banned inside clubs and bars or is it okay? Do you have designated areas for smoking or do you just have to go outside?

How many black people have you seen there so far?
I'd assume NONE, living in Osaka and all.

how do you fell about kabuki OP

Can you write that fucking language?

I don't find it massively hard to talk (what little I know so far) but I find it impossible to write.

How do japanese women feel about mexicans?

>>59468772

I went on the Osaka craigslist and saw a guy who looked like Ving Rhames offering mustache rides to College age skinny jap boys

>>59468517
Yeah bro. Went to Osakajo Koen. Really beautiful. I suggest you go sometime. :)
>>59468543
That's been outlawed for a while, bro.
>>59468586
School here is cheaper for what I want to do..
Which is design androids.
>>59468619
Depends bro. If you can deal with the utter blatant racism on the train EVERY DAY, then Osaka is pretty tolerable. I lived in Tokyo for about 3 months and boy does that place move. Tokyo is more compact where Osaka is spread out. This city is fucking MASSIVE.

Did you see someone getting raped

Is it fun to live there? How's the food?

>>59468744
STOP KILLING ME WITH YOUR SECOND HAND SMOKE DIRTY BRIT SMOKER

>>59468840
The biggest issue is Kanji, but with practice that's pretty simple as well.
Especially with Furigana helping you with the easy stuff.

Isn't it very fucking expensive to live anywhere near the city? Or is that simply a misconception? Do you live in a fairly nice place? By yourself or with others?

I'm going to study abroad in Kyoto in June. Any suggestions for what to do on days off?

>>59469012
tl;dr

>>59468684
2 years of an intensive language program if you want to be a master and move on to a Japanese college. You really have to work for it.. This language does not forgive half-assed studies. Haha.
>>59468670
Pretty good.
>>59468840
Doing anything enough times will make you a pro. Just takes a ton of practice. I'm learning about 10-12 kanji each day.
>>59468859
You'd be very exotic. If you're not fat or smelly, then you'd do just fine. Honestly.

Can you rape lolis like in the doujins OP?

>>59468840
Really? Its not that difficult. I mean, its certainly not fast, but not hard either once you get into it, its primarily the vast number of kanji that exist which can be rather daunting.

>>59468877
What do you mean by blatant racism on the train?

>>59469155

>not fat or smelly

god damn it

>>59469038
Ruika!

>>59469188
The terrifying amount of Kanji is pretty much the ONLY thing that worries me.

OP, you missed my question. ;_;

>>59468112
I got one. What's the source on that picture?

How tall are you? Do you stick out like a motherfucker for being western?

>>59468963
No, but I saw a woman get smacked in the face for talking loudly on the train! Guy was arrested though.
>>59468988
Yeah, it's fun. Well, being on the train blows.. But once you start learning the language, then you're ready to explore. It's like a whole nother world here. And the food is FUCKING BOMB. Everything tastes good. (Except bitter melon) Fuck that shit to death.
>>59469090
Bike rides are tons of fun. Great scenery here. Going to a local bar with friends is also a blast. It's easy to meet new people at English Cafe's too. :)
>>59469041
When you live here, you see it every day. That's the best study since half the effort is done for you. Just read EVERYTHING you see. Regardless if you know it or not. Just looking at it will train your eyes.

>>59469012

ALL OF MY RAGE!

>>59468877

Well, as long as you're doing it for school. I can understand, I know people who have to move to the Carribean for vet schools.

Utterly blatant racism eh? I can dig that, I hate white people too.

>>59469288

I recall one white woman writing in a blog about living in a small Japanese City and she used to get people staring at her with disgust all the time on the train. Also off the train some shops don't allow "foreigners" or "americans" in, although I don't think that's actually THAT common??

is it hard to tell girls ages?

>>59469304
HRNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>59469311
Just take it a dozen or so at a time and you should be okay. Just think about how big your English vocabulary is, I doubt you learnt all that in a few weeks or even months.
I suppose it helps to live in the country since you'd have to make use of your new found vocabulary on a day to day basis, but as long as you stick to it you shouldnt have too hard a time.

>>59469407

MIrrai Nikki

Do you happen to see any girls who look as adorable as this? :3

Also, GAMECENTERS

TELL ME ABOUT THEM

Do you sign stuff in Japanese?

How many people in Japan speak English?

>>59469012
that can't be real oh god.

>>59469471
English Cafes? Japanese people go there to speak english, or they just serve boiled meat and Vegemite?

>>59469728
protip: that's a man

>>59469728
!

To all the decadent gaijin faggots living in Japan and whining about racism: DEAL WITH IT YOU LIBERAL PIECES OF SHIT OR GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY, STUPID WHINY PRIMADONNAS.

Japan is like the biggest, most exclusive club. Their country, their rules. I hope they never capitulate to your "equality" crap and end like most American and european cities overrun by crime and subhuman peasants.

>>59469169
Sure, but be prepared to go to jail, CRIMINAL SCUM.
>>59469456
Average height. There are many Japanese men that TOWER over me. It's crazy.
>>59468772
Since I've been here. about 2 months.. Only 3 black people. Boy, do they stick out. Haha.
>>59469288
People will come close to sitting next to you. Like, just about to put their ass on the seat.. then they look over, OH FUCK A FOREIGNER and move to the NEXT TRAIN CART. Fuck that shit.
>>59469311
Just gotta keep at it.
>>59468704
Metro is clean as hell. People are cleaning all the time. I saw a guy cutting grass with SCISSORS. God damn! Haha. Rural has pretty much gone to nature, though.
>>59469327
Which one? ;_;

>>59469894
Nevermind you just answered it.
The one about blacks.

And darn I thought you would see more in the city.

>>59469894
Living as a black man in Japan must be the weirdest thing ever

OP I'm genuinely curious about the smoking stuff. I want to visit Japan but I don't want to find myself lighting up a cigarette somewhere and being booted out ;_;

>>59469894
>I saw a guy cutting grass with SCISSORS

Oh god that's awesome.

>>59469012
This is hilarious

>>59469728
SHE IS NOT ADORABLE ENOUGH

>>59469842
>protip: that's a man

a man with breast? gawd Japan IS superior （　ﾟДﾟ）

Have you fallen in love with an American girl who is there with her photographer husband?

How's the musical scene?

>>59469496
For me, I always give people one chance to avert their eyes when we lock. If they don't, I'll return my gaze and keep it on them till they look away. They sometimes forget that they're utterly staring at you.
>>59469618
Very.
>>59469883
Hey, don't get me wrong. I understand I'M the foreigner here. Just kind of a bummer, you know.
>>59469728
Yeah, easily. I've fallen in love many times. It's mostly because Japanese women try SO FUCKING HARD to look beautiful. It's all about Image here. Also, gaming centers in Osaka are pretty weak. The ones in Tokyo are just off the fucking walls. So many tournaments. So much competition. All day. Every day.

Do girls there tend to hate foreigners?

Also, I know Tokyo has assloads of English around, but how possible would it be to survive everyday life in Osaka with elementary NIHONGO skills?

http://outpostnine.com/gaijin_smash/

Onso should find this relevant

>panties in vending machines outlawed

MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERED

>>59469496
Holy shit, seriously? Shops that don't allow foreigners in?

Come on now, fuck. What year is it again? Christ.

>>59470343
I'm really tired so atm that's all tl;dr
What's it about?

>>59470281
Have you gotten any good friends or perhaps a girlfriend yet?

is pedofilia legal in japan?

>>59470255
Or perhaps a Mr Delicious?
Also be wary of the girl with a billhook.

Why are you in Japan? were you a loser in your country and decided to get some jap pussy?

>>59469883
>Their country, their rules
>countries are races

Keep trying to justify your shit faggot. I'll see you at the next Klan meeting

Is Pokemon popular with EVERYBODY in Japan or is it just 8 year olds and Manchildren like it is in America?

>>59470403
They have those just about everywhere you know...

inb4 THAT pic, don't even its Korean.

Damn, I wish I could fuck a Japanese woman...BUT I AM JUST A GAIJIN LIVING IN FUCKING MICHIGAN FAPPING TO GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE BOYS

>>59470281
You mean adorableness like that ACTUALLY EXISTS? Fuck! I thought the internet was just torturing me with unobtainable beauty.

>>59470449

Black english teacher goes to Japan to become teacher

Has kids try to shove fingers up his ass
Loli try to touch his dick
Gets called nigga by an 11 year old schoolgirl
Has entire view of Japan destroyed

Fun shit

>>59470479
No, what the fuck.

>>59470403

Again, I don't think it's that common and if it does happen then it tends to be in individual stores rather than mass chains or anything. To be fair it's their business, their rules and it may just be because they cannot speak English or something, I don't know?

If I went into a shop and was told I was not welcome then I'd certainly feel uncomfortable and embarrassed but I'd try to avoid antagonising them or something and just find somewhere else to shop. :3

>>59470560
Most asian girls just keep to asians.
Unless they're the horrid AMERICAN asians in which they're just normal american girls.

The cute ones usually keep to their own kind.
And I'm in New York so they're evveryywhereee.

>>59469756
Everyone learns it in school, but it's all about application. A lot of Americans learned Spanish in school, but can they speak it now? It's pretty funny, though. HARRO!
>>59470132
Depends. You can smoke at certain areas on the street, in bars and arcades. It's not that strict.
>>59470255
Nah, American pig disgusting.
>>59469797
Just to speak English.
>>59470257
Great! These people really know what they're doing. There's just too much to stay on top of.. Especially with school.

>>59470560
>Damn, I wish I could fuck a Japanese woman...BUT I AM JUST A GAIJIN LIVING IN FUCKING MICHIGAN FAPPING TO GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE BOYS

Maybe you should go to Thailand, :9

Why doesn't melon bread taste like melon? ;_;

Hahaha this thread is hilarious. So many /v/irgins don't know shit about Japan. Their knowledge consists of manga/anime/games/visual novels hahaha

>>59470403
>Holy shit, seriously? Shops that don't allow foreigners in?
>Come on now, fuck. What year is it again? Christ.

Makes me want to go to Japan, round some of them up, bring them back here, and put them in internment camps

How much do the natives hate you?

How much jap do you know, and how hard does the language barrier hurt?

What is the weather like right now?

>>59470560
fuck! what's the name of that porn so i can google it

Wow, I can't believe that Japan is so racist..

Then again I know nothing about Japan.

>>59470403
This is news to you? Japan is pretty well known for being highly xenophobic.

>>59470479
Its to my understanding that child models are legal and drawn loli/shotacon is fine, however some American (?) organisation is trying to ban both those things outright. Japans rebuttal is that if you let the paedos have their drawn stuff theyll stay away from the real ones.
Also the age of consent in Japan is like, 13?

>>59470766
There are a lot of things people don't know about certain cultures.
Stop making retarded generalizations.

>>59470634
Goddamn.

>>59470816
[MXGS]イケメン ♂Acky!

Japan is one of the worst first world countries you could move to as a foreigner. Shit is fucked up is so, so many ways. Maybe 200 years and it'll be an ok place... that is if they don't wipe themselves out due to the declining birth rate.

How easy is it to fuck japanese girls? I heard they're easy down there.

>>59468112

Why is it that I only remember I'm not caught up on Mirai Nikki whenever I see a spoiler.

>>59470155
when my sister went she saw people paid to pick up leaves off of a temple path.. which wouldn't be a big deal but they were doing it with tweezers.

>>59471009
Ahahaha

Shit's hilarious. Like, 50% of their population is over 35 right now.

>>59470324
Hate is a strong word. Try "afraid" or "curious" and that about sums it up.
>>59469496
That's bullshit unless you look like a complete tourist faggot. Show respect for the culture and stuff. Like, if it's a small shop near a temple. Don't be loud and on the phone. And do NOT take photos of the wares. People hate that shit.
>>59470449
Nearly all of my friends here are, lol, Chinese. The Chinese population here is just insane. Also, it's difficult to make friends with Japanese people. They can be quite cold sometimes!!

Being an American women in Japan, would I get harassed on occasion? Or would Japanese men be afraid to even approach me. I find myself pretty attractive, but small. I stopped growing in 7th grade, and americans aren't too fond of lolis.

>>59470877

>This is news to you? Japan is pretty well known for being highly xenophobic.

But in every animu I watch, the characters are so cool, theyre like my best friends :'(

lol im just kidding lol im just trolling, move along

Do Jap girls have extra hairy poons?

I like Japanese culture (don't get me wrong, I also think Irish history/culture and Chinese/Korean culture is just as interesting) and have a few friends who go to school there. I've never ever wanted to visit there much less want to learn Japanese and move there. I think I am a broken weeaboo.

>>59470877
>Japans rebuttal is that if you let the paedos have their drawn stuff theyll stay away from the real ones.

Nietzsche's Delicate Boundary. It actually works. It's those fucking conservative American groups that just get squeamish when dealing with the dark shit like that, it's so fucking stupid.

OP is it true that in Japan kawaii uguu~ bishie men are seen as straight, while muscular hairy chest men and what not are seen as gay?

Also is anime mainstream in Japan, or is seen as an otaku thing? I know manga is seen as mainstream though.

>>59471232

How does the sushi compare to US sushi? I've heard there are more hand rolls and less maki.

Is it true that used girl panties are in vending machines?

How easy is it to get some whale meat and is it expensive?

>>59471200
>Being an American women

lol what is a women

>>59471409
>Is it true that used girl panties are in vending machines?
He already answered that one. Apparently, it's outlawed. ;_;

>>59471200
Bump

>>59471232
Thats how they getcha, lure you in with false hope in the form of animu and then BAM WHAT YOU DOING IN GLORIOUS NIPPON BAKA PIG DOG AMERIKKKAN GAIJIN GO BACK TO HAMBURGER USA

>>59471330
And yet ironically the US lives by the principle that giving everyone a gun is safer than giving no one a gun.
Baka gaijin could never understand.

>>59471528
*woman, sorry typo

>>59471396

Im cute eh. :3

OP, where, and what kind of area did you live in before moving?

>>59471200
>I'm a woman

5/10

>Americans aren't fond of lolis

10/10

>>59471183
>Also, it's difficult to make friends with Japanese people. They can be quite cold sometimes!!
Yeah I figured that would be the case.

>>59471598

>And yet ironically the US lives by the principle that giving everyone a gun is safer than giving no one a gun.

Criminals find ways to get guns. It's either let everyone have a gun or let nobody but the people who get their guns illegally to hurt other people have guns

>>59471330
>hey look at me i've taken entry philosophy

>but i still dont know what an appeal to authority is

>>59471381
Im pretty sure watching animu of any form is still regarded as quite a "nerdy" hobby. I dont think reading mangos are actually that much better either.

>>59471200
>an american women
>women
This is why no one likes american

>>59470757
Because it's 100yen.
>>59470795
They only avoid you if you seem like an ignorant tourist. If you know the language, then they will be more than happy to talk to you. Hell, I've had STRANGERS just come up to talk to me. (Mostly old women though.)
Weather is humid. If you like to have your eyelids sweat, then come to Japan! Also, spray on deodorant is the only kind that is sold here. No stick.
>>59470877
16 I believe. I wouldn't waste my time with them, anyway. Impressionable little brats.
>>59471024
Depends where you go. Most Japanese women are quite reserved, but of course, there are bars you can go to to pick them up. Not worth it, though.
>>59471173
Hahahaha. Yeah, I can see that happening.

>>59471381

I'm curious about this too

>>59469733
>>59469733
>>59469733
Answer my question, damnit

>>59471674
Trust me, I've been dumped for the orange skinned, 5'4 whore plenty of times.
Every guy that isn't into hentai wants a Megan Fox. :(

>>59471817
I thought manga was pretty mainstream in Japan

>>59471841
>not worth it

Go on...

>>59471598
> US lives by the principle that giving everyone a gun is safer than giving no one a gun.

Really now? I'm American and I don't remember receiving my complimentary gun

It's a relic of the 2nd amendment and your straw man isn't clever.

>>59471381
Most likely nerdy. It sucks when every time you go to /a/ they have a moe~ thread.

where can find some of those pictures that those pervs are always snapping up skirts?

>>59471200

I wouldn't mind an answer to this from OP either. For, er, curiosity's sake.

>>59469733
nice dubz

>>59471841
>Also, spray on deodorant is the only kind that is sold here. No stick.
That's strange...

>>59471799
Aaand this is the kind of backwards logic you are subject to everyday, correct?
Im sure youll find many, many more incidents involving guns through the US than you will the entirety of Yurop.

>>59471200
Just an FYI tall white guys will fall all over a small girl. Protection of small things seems to be hard coded into them.

What's the stereotype towards Americans in Japan?

I heard they think are women are bossy.

How xenophobic is japan, to be precise? Reading through the posts, I still don't have a clear idea of how much they discriminate.

>>59471959
Aside from the 2nd amendment, we are a nation where guns are a reality. Any attempt to ban them would only mean that criminals would have even more of an edge than they have now.

But I'm a gun owner and believer in individual rights so...

>>59471841
>Also, spray on deodorant is the only kind that is sold here. No stick.

Damn nigga, that sucks.

>>59471833
more like this is why your a /v/irgin. calling out a minor spelling mistake that just happened to be made by a woman... fucking sad. especially after she corrected it already.

>>59471901

>Implying that 5'4 is in any way a remarkable height

>>59471200
You'd be exotic and many men would want to pick you up. Be careful. You'd be a hot commodity.
>>59471261
Some do; some don't.
>>59471381
For the most part, yeah. Lanky beautiful men are thought to be sex icons. And manga is big here.. Anime is reserved for pretty much fans, as nobody has much time for both.
>>59471672
I lived in Boston, Massachusetts. What a shit hole. Haha. Anyway, one more round of answering questions before I have to go to class! It's 8AM here.

>>59471901
Hey, I liked lolis first and discovered hentai second

I've always had a thing for delicious flat chest. And glasses

>>>/jp/