We don't hate gabe, we just enjoy making fun of him, there's a difference.

Hi Fatass. Where's Episode 3?

Fat people use too much oxygen. They're bad for the environment.

EPISODE 3

WHAT THE FUCK

Nobodt hates Gabe in /v/. you must be high

What? /v/ is totally gay for Gabe. Making fun of him is just our way of expressing our love.

>>58960459
Who's Nobodt?=o
I kid I kid.

But i agree, no-one here hates Gabe.
Hell, we fucking love gabe.
It's just fun to joke about his blubber

>>58960365

PROTIP: Only people with emotional insecurities insult people who are fat. That's like laughing at people who are disabl-OH WAIT THIS IS 4CHAN LOL MORALFAGS RITE GUYS?

Gabe is the last actually insightful person left in game development. His conferences, his critiques, and his comprehensive approach to problem-solving are almost single-handedly saving this industry from casual takeover.

Gabe is a hero.

Alas, he is a fat fucking hero. Fat. As. Fuck.

It's past 6, go to bed, Gabe.

HE DIDNT RELEASE EPISODE 3 FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT GABE

we are only hatin Gabe today for his turning to the macside

No-one here hates Gabe newfag.
man...

If i was at Burger King and Gabe would go all HNNNNNNNNG in front of me I would drop fucking everything and give him CPR.

Gabe is the best CEO ever, leading the greatest vidya company ever. Say what you want, that they have dumbed down, that they are going casual, whatever, but the point still stands that they care much much more about you, the customer, than most other companies do.
Hell, the Steam sales and the Portal give away are a perfect example of this. Would Blizzard suddenly say "hey guys, we really love you so we are giving our best games out for free"?

Gabe is so fat, he could face serious health complications in the future.

>>58960365
Nobody here hates Gabe, we hate his massive stomach.

The only thing I hate about Gabe is his ravenous appetite.

I don't make fun of Gabe being fat. Although personally I don't trust Steam or Valve.

Gabe is so fat when he dropped out of Harvard it registered as an 8.2 on the Richter scale.

whatt are you talking about.

i love gabe.

Gabe is so fat,
the recursive function computing his mass
causes a stack overflow.

/v/ loves Gabe. We make fun of him in a loving way.

>>58960810
I'd rip my own heart out of my chest and let him have it. It's in quite good condition, should last him a while.

Actually I hate Gabe I have my reasons

Whu would someone hate Gabe? I fucking love Gabe.

eh is a cool guy and is fair to the customers.

>>58961169

That's a new one. God, I love that man so fucking much.

/v/ loves Gabe :3

/v/ hates him for being fat, because they see themselves in his pictures.

>>58961230
Did he rape you? :<

>>58961169
>>58961068
this is why gabe is awesome. kotick would never be able to do this

we never REALLY hated gabe

its more of a teasing thing, gabe is a bro.

He knows how piracy works and is probably the best developer out there.

/v/ is just a bunch of impatient faggets

>>58960365
Because they want ep. 3...and so do I! but no I dont think they hate him. Hes just another fatty people like to make fun of

No-one hates Gabe, it's just fun to take the piss out of him, he can laugh at himself too, it's all fun

Gabe is awesome.

OP is a faggot.

>gabe thread

>respect
>valve

ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg

We don't hate him. He's our Dark Knight.

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJ48-BYb7s

I watch it over and over again just to watch Gabe. I love the guy.

>>58961277
LOL THIS

need picture of gabe with ipad

>>58961436
/r/ing the "dark Knight" motivaional

There's more to us calling Gave fat than meets the eye. The insult is there to motivate him to lose some weight. After all, none of us would like to see him die of a heart attack or some other health complication related to being a lardass.

Please don't die you fatass ;__;

GABE IS FAT BUT I LOVE HIM

Someone should give gabe a link to /v/

http://store.steampowered.com/freeportal

>people hate gabe
WHAT THE FUCK?

no, nobody hates Gabe you fucker

>>58961442

Superior:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Vs3593h3A

The first 20 seconds are the greatest 20 seconds you'll ever experience.

>>58961553
HAHAHA OH GOD

>>58960365

>>58961497
I fukken saved it because Gabe is awesome.>>58961497

>I FUCKING LOVE BLIZZARD, THEY'RE SO AWESOME.
>Merge with Activision.
>Nothing disagreeable since then.
>I FUCKING HATE BLIZZARD, WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS.

Grow up, thanks.

>>58960365
Idiot

>>58961667
We're talking about Valve numbnuts

/r/ gabe's thoughts on pirating video

>>58961553
>>58961553
>>58961553
HOLY SHIT

>>58961553
It's beautiful..

>>58961667
He's "dissing" OP
But OP said that he lost respect for Blizz bfore Kotick aswell.

And he's right, they were a cool bunch of nerdy gamers who decided to makes games themselves once. Now they've become a money hungry corp.

I hate the lying rip-off scumbag "lol we'll fully support the x360" YEAH SURE YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF LYING SHIT GO DIE IN A DITCH FUCKING FAGGOT

>>58961819

Sounds like someone wants hats.

>>58961819
it's microsoft's fault.

>>58961819
asspained xbro

just get steam on the PC like everyone who isnt retarded

inb4 macfags

>>58961819
Remember when Gabe worked at Microsoft? Remember when he went with Steam idea to Microsoft and they helped him? Oh wait, they didn't. I guess GfWL is so much better and more successful xD

>>58961169

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58961169
>CC to a whole bunch of people
>gabe showed it his co workers

>>58961169
Oh Gabe :3

>>58961553
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa0KWhsWrhc
Superior

>>58961819
>he still uses the xbox

gabe for president

>>58962204
lol'd

/v/ loves Gabe, we just want to motivate him to lose weight and thus not die earlier than he should.

Its like with ebert
>lulz no jaw, argument is invalid XD LULS

>>58962113
I wonder if that means he debated the question with coworkers...

>>58961538
do this, post the result

>>58962326
If he did, that would be fantastic.

We should all email him and ask that he make an effort to lose weight and improve his overall health because the games industry would suffer if it lost such a tremendous bro.

MEANWHILE AT VALVE

oh boy did you hear about the new episode 3 info?
there ya go.
>make a great series
>end every game in it with a cliff hanger
>troll its fans by ignoring them and saying nothing about episode 3.

this is what we've done to him. he worked so hard and spent countless hours to make the industry better, in the expense of eating healthy and exercising.

you all should be ashamed for making fun of him :(

I just realized that I really like Gabe threads. We need more images of him.

>>58962204
post the one with like 8 gabes

He looks nice, seriously. I want to give him a hug.

>>58962451
Problem?

>>58960365
'oh noooes, the PS3 is far too advanced for me'

I'm an idort, but what a pussy attitude.

>>58962534

oh wait i found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Ri6dhsnoU&feature=related

He pretended to care about my opinion while I was playing the Playstation 3 version of Team Fortress 2.
YOU DON'T CARE GABE, YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE!

>>58962716
no he doesnt

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/11/valves-gabe-newell-says-ps3-a-waste-of-time/

http://www.gwn.com/news/story.php/id/10984/Valve_The_PS3_Is_A_Disaster_On_So_Many_Levels.html

>>58960365
Stop it, Gabe. We're not hating you because you're fat. It's just that your company's games are so overrated. How can we not hate someone who sells tech demos for Havok at full price? Good day.

>>58962809
Gabe if you are in this thread disregard this fag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfab4V0S1M

>>58962693
>>58962204
oh god what the hell man

Pic related, it was my face after playing HL2, and some kids face after recieving GOTYAY

>>58962809

>>58962693
GIMME ONE A' DOSE

http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Gabe_Newell%27s_FAQ#Answers

>Sept 2005
>Question 3
> ... my desktop and for games that support that resolution (e.g. Source games, WoW, ...)

>WoW

Gaben plays WoW.

Problem, /v/?

>>58963023
>implying we haven't known that for years

>>58963023
I wonder what class/race he plays

>>58963023
Old news.

>Why the FUCK does /v/ hate Gabe so much?
Are you even on the right board? Do you miss all the "GabeN is a fucking superhero and we love him" threads?

>>58963073
human/fat

I'd respect Will Wright as well, if he didn't let his games get ruined by Eaxis.

>>58963073
Night Elf Hunter called "Legoxxlazz"

I just hate that he's fat. He won't live long enough to make games when I'm older ;_;

>>58963133
I choked on my coffee laughing, fuck you

>>58963163
>implying he makes games

Dude, he just answers dopey emails all day. Valve will still make games without him.
Although it'll still be tragic when he dies, goddamn

>this thread

>>58963089

are those a bunch of pocket knives on his desk?

sure is steam forums in here
gabe is my waifu

>>58963089
>undead
suck it alliancefags, we got gabe on our side.

>>58963260
Gabe has a massive knife collection.
Pictures of them all over valve hq

>>58963089
Why is it that the only hotkey I can decipher in that monitor is the Cooking symbol?

>>58963293
>Gabe plays Forsaken Mage
>I play Forsaken Mage

Great minds think alike

Also, I think I might rename him "Gaben"

>>58963089
>undead mage
i'mokaywiththis

>>58963260
Gabe collects knives.

>>58963454
I should really collect more knives like gabe

:3

I think people get pissed at gabe out of a sense of entitlement for free content and future releases, despite the fact that most people will eat any shit another developer peddles out for £40-£50 a pop not including DLC

>>58963371
I read that in Dougal's voice and now I can't stop laughing

>>58963545
d'aaaw

>>58961169
I have no words for this kind of awesome, but Gabe does it regularly.

Like the racoon thing

>>58963545
One year on Gabe's birthday I sent him an email just saying "Happy Birthday :)" and a few hours later he replied thanking me, and I was so fucking stoked I kept the email forever and I regularly delete all my other emails so that his is the only one in my inbox.
Now every fucker emails him about random shit. I don't feel special anymore ;_;

>>58963545

Because he's a fat bitch.

it seems Gabe was cracking open bears long before /v/ started doing it

>>58963489
>>58963454
>>58963260
>>58963371
Gabe confirmed for Locke.

>>58960446
HURR DURR THEY DONT SECRETE

Because I decided to use PS3 as my major platform and I can't play his games on it because he is a biggot.

Fuck gabe,

>>58963838
see:
>>58962778

PS3BOIS = TOLD

Gabe is up there with Junglist in broness

>>58964013
>40k tripfag emailing gabe

>126 posts of Gabe dicksucking

You Valvetards have no shame, do you?

I am okay with developers building to specific platforms due to budget constrictions, or even technological ones, but not building to a platform because you don't like it is fucking stupid.

He has a point about consoles. Why the fuck would he waste his time porting games to under-powered machines? Not only would the gameplay suffer, but he would have to rewrite parts of it to fit the consoles. Consolefags are all 11 year old MW2fags anyway, and it would look really bad for the company if they ported it and it sold a dozen copies.

>>58964013
What's so great about saying thanks?
>>58964062
What? I've never seen any tripfags by that name.

>>58964085

PS3 owners ask this about Xbox 360 games all the time. Like FF13.

>>58964062
>He thinks I use that name as a trip and not for trolling the bogans who died when crashing into a tree facebook page earlier in the year.

>>58964013
>thanks, CF

Don't know wht, but that made me d'awwww.

>>58961068
>>58961169
>>58963545

MORE GABEMAILS

>>58964241
*why

>>58964013
that guy who got fired from the bad tv show for not being casual enough? hows he doin these days?

>>58964188
>BOGANS

RIP Mill Park Tree <3 <3 Nevar Forget <3 <3

>>58963021
SAYONARA
CIAO
SAYANARA
CIAO

>>58961169
>>58961068
MOAR FUCKSAKE MOAR

>>58964326
I just googled "RIP Mill Park Tree" and I'm very, very amused.
...you sick bastards.

I like gabe, mainly because he seems to actually like video games.
Like I can't picture Bobby Kotick or that faggot from Bethesda actually sitting and willingly playing a video game in their spare time.
Gabe just feels right (no homo).

>>58960365
you dumb nigger /v/ fucking love gabe.

but he is very fat