unfortunately true

qorterback

>>qoterback

You are, for making this thread.

>qorterback

Also, 0/10 OP. Troll Harder.

No, he was a wide reciever.

>qorterback
And going by this explanation, you're just as stupid as we are OP.

>>58786832
>>tripfag

Why now? i've always been stupid.

>qorterback

>>58786826
>>58786832
>>58786884
>>58786917
My typo was intentional.

All trolled.

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While this is an obvious troll, he's right.

well, thats not usually the case.

Usually the qorterbacks ends up a janator. or shop teecher.

He bought his way into that career, money makes the world go round~

The only people playing football in my school are underachieving niggers.
The preps are all barred from freedom by their sole commitment to making people think they're important.

video games

Fucking summer /v/.

>>58786993
>I have no idea what a troll actually does.

I am an obese smelly qorterback from high school with no aspirations besides finding new obscene drawings of characters from cartoons or video games from an ivy league college, in which I party and get laid every night. I will eventually have a successful career in business, politics, or medicine.

>replying to this thread

I MAKE obscene drawings of characters from cartoons and video games. What now?

What kind of piece of shit uses terms like "preppy"? Is this fucking high school? Beyond that, do you honestly think most 4chan users, though nerdy and ugly as sin, ever worried THAT much about others' lives? I'm too busy trying to obtain a meaningful degree, start a career, and maintain relationships with my family and friends. At what point would I even BEGIN to concern myself with a "qorterback ivy leaguer"?

herp derp

>>58787069
this

>qorterback
Oh /v/, I can't wait for this to get 200+ replies.

>>58786993

>LOLITROLU.jpg

Not really, the jock types never really go anywhere in life and their lives hit their peaks during school. At best they might manage an Applebees or a Wal-Mart. They are still incredibly stupid.

Yep, in life the only people that make it are
1) people with connections
2) beautiful people
3) people with social skills (relates to 1)
4) people who stand out in some way (aka your "QORTERBACK"

Unfortunately nerds/ugly people never have had the chance of standing out simply because they're not beautiful, or talented/known for something.

The only way an ugly nerd can get along in life is if they're born into a family with connections or are absurdly smart.

Why do you purposefully misspell words? For green texting?

You know I always used to think this in school, the popular kids would become loser drunks, drug addicts, or dead at an early age, and I would get a great career, LOL GUESS NOT

>>58787069

ware do u live? iots not summertime yet! LOL!

yeah but can he doubles?

>>58787049
Actually, it's shitty players like linebackers who get nowhere in life. Quarterbacks have to be sharp to play well, meaning they have to make calls and predictions mid-game to play well. Their skills, like teamwork and decision-making, help them later in life.

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>>58787247

At TGI Fridays.

None of the jocks from my school made it into an Ivy league, ever.

They all failed, and I'll probably have a better job than all of them.

I inherited more money than probably everyone in this thread combined are worth (so more than 127.33). I'll never need to have a successful career in business, politics, or medicine. Livin' on easy street. feels good, man. Also, the captain of the football team from my graduating class is now a used car salesman.

Lol 2 of them have died of drug overdoses so far and the rest are unemployed.

nice try OP im a fuckin engineering student now

I'm an engineer, your argument is invalid.

I actually ell owe elled at that image, because so much of /v/ is going to be offended.

>>58787319

Her pad, erp! Derpa?

Not fat, not smelly, aspiring to be a radio DJ (I'm already working part-time), and have no interest in obscene drawings of blah-blah blee blah.

But cool story, bro.

Go back to /fit/ OP.

>>58787360
I'm glad to hear that stupidity begets low paying job for once. Either way that used car salesman has probably gotten laid 100x over and could get any chick he wanted.

>>58787189
Actually, jocks are mostly WASPs with upper-middle class daddies who will hand them a upper-level management position at their business or law firm once they graduate from college.

But yeah, the few who aren't rich, smart, or motivated end up as an obese blue-collar worker.

It's true. People think that nerds will go far in life because of a few outliers like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. The reality is confidence and social skills are more important than slightly-above-average intelligence.

>Ivy league college
really? do you even know what an Ivy league school is OP?

Dual chem/engineering major here.

Almost all of the popular kids from HS are drug addicts going to community college.

Video games.

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>>58787360
My dad actually became quite successful as a used car salesman.

Doubt I could say the same for all the other used car salesmen.

>>58787547
this thread is now about VIDEOGAMES.
Discuss.

Music Major here. Don't mind me, just making ~$115,000 a year doing what I love.

No football team in my high school.

>implying jocks and preps are the same thing. also implying that geeks and nerds won't go to better colleges then jocks. preps are the worlds biggest dicks thanks to "daddy's money".

>>58787360
I'm gonna find you and rape and murder you, and evenly distribute your bourgeoisie money to the proletariat

>>58787480
eh, I have money. money gets you laid. alot.

>>58787683
>Implying geeks wind up as anything more than Best Buy faggots or IT majors

If you believe that whole "be nice to geeks, you may be working for one some day." load of shit, then you haven't lived a day in the real world.

Those 80's nerd movies were right, there really is nothing more fulfilling then becoming more successful than the jocks who bullied you in high school.

Even better when you see them in the obitchuaries because they got shot while living in a shitty neighborhood.

>>58787669
I wish you die of cancer and AIDS in terrible pain

Eh I was a wide receiver on my highschool football team. Lost my virginity freshman year to a senior.

Whole family is beyond wealthy, basically owns the three cities around me.

Yet I'm sitting here on /v/ typing this all out.

Video games!

>>58787839
>obitchuaries
oh anon you card

>>58786757
>wrong board

>be a normal guy
>have a 400k salary
>jocks and geeks are faggots

>>58787418
Same. I was in a rich area in High School with little division between the FOOBAH team and gamers. Even the football team worked for their good GPAs there, and I know at least one played Pokemon. Most people from my school that I knew of went on to get good jobs, and Brees won the superbowl, so yes, our football team was successful, but most everybody there is. Deal with it, nerds.

>implying college parties are what I want

I spend every night trying to avoid this shit.

Would be funny if it were true.
Every single person that was on the football team (me included) at my school never went to college. None of us are making more than 30k.

This is now a RDR thread.
Whos exited? What will you do first when finally unwrap the plastic, put the CD in the console and set foot into the old west?

>>58787530

Exactly. Unless you're in the top 1%, intelligence means fuck all.

I was the Quarterback... where is your god now?

>Implying OP isnt one of us.

I would of just said 'jacking off to drawings' instead of the fancy way you put it OP, but goodwork, hit /v/'s nail right on the head.

>>58788204
I'm fucking excited. I'm going to lasso all the animals I can and get their hides.

SUGOI MONOGATARI ANIKI

I'm sure he got into IVY league with STRAIGHT Ds

>football player
>ivy league
>party every night
2/10 too obvious

That faggot jock doesn't own an entire building and has 32 degrees in theoretical physics and robotic engineering, now does he?!

>>58788336

Any college is parties every night.

Don't fall into the assumption that the better the university the less social. It's pretty uniform.

>>58788376

He's probably more well liked than you and getting laid whenever he wants.

i lol'd good show OP but not a good troll

>>58786757
You must be in a shit college if you aren't able to spell correctly

>>58788204
video games? is that what one looks like? on a board about fucking video games? NO FUCKING WAY!

>>58788276
What exactly does animals give you? Can you skin them, make something, or get meat from them? Havent really read too much about that.

>>58788439
>college is parties every night
lol someone's still in middle school, I see

>>58787752
i'm a living counter proof of this

>>58788498
>implying getting laid matters when you're making this much dough

Nope, he failed out of Kinesiology, of all the stupid things to fail out of. So.... him.

What the fuck, that's not fair!

You can't be smart and strong at the same time! That goes against RPG mechanics! ;_;

>Qorterback
Good spelling
Sure is quarterbacks in here.

Also, I have nothing against quarterbacks. They're usually pretty good bros. In fact, one of my best friends played Quarterback for a while. He still stomps my shit in Halo but doesn't really sit well with other vidya. It's those faggot wide receivers that are the problem

On a related note:

>>58788697
But he isn't smart

>>58788735
Feels pretty good man
I like making people happy :3

>>58788856
We live in societies built upon moral ambiguity and hypocrisy, there's no way in hell you're as righteous as you sound, hell you're contradicting your mantra in that very same paragraph, FAGGOT

inb4 that christwire article

>qorterback

And that's the troll part.
It worked pretty well. Good job, OP

>>58786993
>The jokes on them, I was just pretending to be a dumbass.
Also,
>Implying everyone is as pathetic as you.
Some people can manage a video game hobby and a social life.

>>58788885
What are you talking about?

>>58788610

Sorry, I'm not.

I'm in an Ivy League equivilent British university.

Even people studying mathematics, core sciences etc. go clubbing a few times a week and pretty much every dorm has heavy drinking every night which almost everyone partakes in.

Nerds are a minority.

>>58788735
>implying I'm a moralfag
>implying I go out of my way to help others
>implying I'm ignorant
>implying I give a damn about what impact I may or may not make
>implying ...ah fuck it

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