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 Ragna is walking down the street
when he notices this gorgeous hooker. Her name is Litchi. He approaches
her, since he's never seen a hooker that's actually hot, and asks how
much she charges. She says, "For a handjob, it's $500."
"$500!?
That's a shitton for a handjob."
Litchi points to the store on
the corner. "Do you see that store? I own that." She points to the store
on the next block. "Do you see that store? I own that." And to the
store two blocks down. "Do you see that store? I own that too."
"No
shit?" Ragna is incredulous.
"I own those three stores because I
give handjobs worth $500."
Ragna thinks, why not? They go to a
hotel, he pays his $500 and gets his handjob. As he's sitting there,
basking in the afterglow of the most amazing handjob he has ever
received, he asks how much for a blowjob. Litchi responds, "$1500."
"$1500!?
Goddamn."
Litchi points out the window to a small portion of the
city. "Do you see that large cluster of buildings? I own that entire
portion of the city because I give blowjobs worth $1500." Ragna can't
believe it, so he thinks, whatever, and pays the $1500.
After
what could be described as the most incredible amount of pleasure any
mouth could ever induce in his loins, he's thinking that having sex with
this woman would be the greatest experience ever. So he pushes himself
off the bed and asks, "So, how much to fuck your pussy?"
Litchi
gestures to the window. "Do you see all of Kagatsuchi? All of the
twinkling lights laid out before you?"
"No fucking way," Ragna is
awestruck, "You own all of Kagatsuchi?"
Litchi responds, "No,
but I would if I had a pussy." |
