Enjoy the bombing.

you'll be needing this.

i am a boomer

>zombie apoc
>people thinking the army will actually help and not just become bands of roving raiders, scum, and rapists

Open the door i'm right outside

I don't know, I've heard about all this crazy shit going on, but I don't see anything.

I haven't heard outside of our country though since Madagascar's government shut down our port.

>>58029652
You're gay. :D

lol shoulda come to Blindhaven, the last standing city. But no, yur in a room. by yourself.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ONE OF THOSE...THINGS IS REACHING THROUGH THE BARS AND SCREAMING

>>58029906
>implying human beings aren't inherently good

>>58030093
SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOOOOT ITTTTT

>>58030062
Hey im in Blindhaven too!! what sector are you in?

>>58030192
>>58030062
DONT GO TO BLINDHAVEN!!! THEY'RE CANNIBALS!!!

>>58030146
>implying human beings aren't inherently blank slates waiting to be painted upon

>>58030146

>implying The Death of Grass by John Christopher

>>58030257
This guy's jealous we wouldn't let him in. no fags allowed.

I'm using a cantennae, I'm out in the woods near your saferoom, its hard out here. My gun is my only friend.

That, and minecraft.

the fuck is blindhaven?

rrrlbggbhhh rbrl rrgrhbleb rbbbooblebe

I've never seen the end of the bridge except on Youtube. Fucking insta-cap cars...

>>58030436
safety. protection. food. and guns.

Fear not, humans. It is perfectly safe in the world. What is important for you to survive though is go to the outside of your homes without any wepons and to stand in street and do not run from people who are also there walking towards you they are the soldier and they want to hug you.

tHis is a message from the militery hoo are stil alive and you should take our advice or you will not nbe saefgkl./,.

>>58030491
hey blindhaven guys...does your city do rescues?

>>58030582
we have 2 armored trucks and a helicopter. where are you?

>people thinking the army will actually help and not just become bands of roving raiders, scum, and rapists

>peoplething it would take a zombie apocalypse for the army to do that, and that they don't already do it around the world

Fuck I think I hear something, one of those leaping things. Fuck, my covers blown.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU(TAWZI$^SYRXHFGBedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
dddddddddddddddd

I so wanna have a celler in my house with a strong door as the only way into it.

Lots of bottled water, canned food and vitamins.
One of those windable radios so i can hear the all clear.
Maybe a gun and some out door survival gear.
An escape tunnel if i get around to it.

>>58030677
>peoplething

Somebody please help Im trapped in the elhs sector in mi the doors wont hold much longer please somebody

>>58030672
shit i dont know. I'm on a rooftop sapping internet off the roof of this antennae. My gps broke and i can't see the name of the building...hold on. Across the street is a large school. Can't see the name of the school, the letters have been torn down, but the mascot's definitely a fucking lion.

>>58029652
HEY LOUIS, LOOK AT THIS

>>58030902
A lion? shit every school has a lion...do you have a camera?

>>58030677

>people thinking

>>58030902
It's a lion? Get in the car.

>>58031020
no...i dont. but i can tell you i'm in Harrington. I don't know where, i just know the city's name is Harrington.

For fuck's sake, has the infection even hit you guys yet? IT'S NOT A FUCKING FLU, THIS THING CHANGES PEOPLE.

>>58031513
do you have a gun?

>>58031568
yes but i ran out of ammo 2 weeks ago. The only food i have are these fucking pigeons and they're getting harder to catch without a gun.

>>58030902

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

also i suggest a helicopter, i've destroyed every way up to the roof.

>>58031716
We've found the school you mentioned. Are you facing the front or back of the school?

Man, you guys are nuts.

I haven't seen a single one of these so called "zombies".

These assholes keep banging on my door, though. I keep telling them I don't want anything, but they won't leave.

>>58031846
i definitely see the main entrance. i suppose i'm facing the front. The building im on is about 6-7 stories.

>>58031954
If you're facing the front then you're on the Altec Hotel.

Does this sound correct?

wow 4chan would be perfect for a zombie apocalypse. I know what website i'm going on when it hits :D

>>58032106
it's definitely a hotel!! OMG!! are you guys coming!!!???

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

>>58032224
the chopper is on it's way. We must ask you to lie on your stomach with your gun to your side. Whatever you do do not raise your gun.

wuts goin' on in dis fred?

>>58032318
OMG I SEE THE CHOPPER!!! IM SAVED!!!

>>58032224
im sit outside hotle let in me i wont bite promise i not zomby

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT'S FIRING AT ME!!ASRA!~!!

>>58032464
Just lie on your stomach sir. And slide your firearm away from you.

>>58029652
If you've been in the infected zone for more than a day or two or have had zombie blood touch you, even if you aren't infected, you're a carrier. You can infect people that get too close to you. You might as well kill yourself and save CEDA some time.

>>58032567
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!! IM NOT GOING BACK OUT THERE!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

>>58032634
I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO GO TO BLINDHAVEN!!!!

>>58032634
please respond. If you do not respond we will be forced to leave you behind. Are you alive?

So guys uhmmm im kinda stuck on top of the Empire State building in NYC. What do?

>>58032762
yeah...i'm here...but i'm fucking hit. shit why did you shoot in the first place i dont get it!!!

>>58032763
We will be there in a moment our chopper is currently occupied right now.

>>58032898
Throw out a person and take me instead. I've got booze

>>58032832
To make sure you were the right man. running proved to us you were human now if you come out we can let you aboard the chopper.

>>58029833

>my face when I picked this up yesterday

I'm loving this book.

Also, watch out for tanks, OP.

>>58033024
well i suppose thaqt makes sense....only if you can fix this fucking gunshot...shit hurts.

>>58033159
To make sure you wont be too heavy for the chopper, how much do you weight?

Why hasn't the news covered this shit? PEOPLE ARE DYING OUT HERE!

>>58033218
i dunno man, i'm guessing sinse i started running out of food i lost a shit ton of pounds...probably 240-250.

>>58033286
looks like it's gunna be a feast tonight.
we thank you for contacting blindhaven for your rescue...we're starving down here.

>>58030396

Shit, watch out for creepers, man. Scary shit.

Hold up, there's a zombie tapping on my window.

this shit sounds like it should be a fucking movie. or comic god damn.

HAY GUIZ WITCHES ARENT SO BAD AFTER ALL!!!!!!!! THEY JUST NEED A BIG DICK IN THEIR UNDEAD SNATCH!!!!!!!!!

grrrrrrrrrgh

grrrrrrrrrgh

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58033518

...you fucked a witch?

you're probably infected now

Hey what the fuck do you call one of those things with the hoodies that growl and jump around everywhere? I just trapped one in my garage

>>58033908

That fucking growler isn't gonna stay trapped for long. I've seen them punch down doors, no fucking lie.

>>58033908

Those are Hunters, man.

They can really knock you for a loop if you're not careful.

>>58033518
Shut the fuck up, man. This is serious shit. You won't be laughing once the infection hits you. Doubt you're even immune.

Aw, man I love sitting on top of a Wal-mart. Just poppin' the fatties wandering around in the head with my 30.6. The best part is I started in a Home Depot so I managed to build a fucking bridge over here, and reinforce before any zombies found me inside. Shit is so cash.

>>58034065
I'm impressed that he even managed to accomplish such a feat in the first place.

Tell us, >>58033518 - what was it like?

>>58033762
you know ill reflect on this moment and realize not only am i too drunk for something this serious but also that i may have made a witch into a pregnant witch. I may have fucked the whole world

>>58034176
Well ever fuck a cherry pie?

>>58034059
This fucker wont stop clawing at my door, shit is getting irritating. I'm not going back in there though, I've seen that thing tackle people to the ground.

>>58034143

You big dicked mother fucker. Didn't all the hammering and shit piss off everyone in a million mile radius?

hwelo this is the unitd natiuns of peepl who are stil alive pls stay clam and do nt be afraid of infection. the asrer i is perfectly breafable and yu should seek your nearestsd doctors to se iff yu are zombee

zombies hav been proofed to nt be the deasd b they r actualy aliv so do not shooot us if yu see we are comin towards you you sdhoul;d put down yout wepon and walk trowards us and dou nt run away we re yur friendd in ths crisisisis nd you should nt shoot the zombies

much lov-

united natins of living pple yu cnan trust <3

ps - keep your windows and dorss open fir refugges

I AM GETTING THE CHANCE TO TYPE THIS BECAUSE I KILLED THE MILITARY USING THIS COMPUTER

DONT
TRUST
THE
MILITARY

THEY TRIED TO KILL ME SAYING I WAS A CARRIER OR SOME SHIT

FUCK MAN THERES A SOLDIER BEHI

>>58034397

Pssht, fuck no. Anyone here is either dead or tough/smart enough to survive anything. They'll be fine.

It's a damn good thing I moved away from my family. As much as I loved them, they would have just slowed me down.

Im holding up with a few friends in Livonia, Michigan. I heard that something happened in the south that made some of the zombies evolve in some way. Is this true?

Well since I will probably die from fucking a witch imma go try and buttfuck a boomer

>>58034764
Waifu-Witch gave birth
Sorry

I'm looking out the window now and I can see something. A flash of a mirror or metal in the bushes. Oh shit a sni--

>>58034764

Dude, I heard the north had it worse. I'm calling bullshit on things getting bad up there, but things aren't getting worse down here. People are just exaggerating because it's getting all summery down here and it's getting hot as fuck.

>>58034508
>>58034881
I KNEW IT WAS THE FUCKING MILITARY
I KNEW IT

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM BITCH
SHIT JUST GOT REAL U GUISE

>>58035003
Yeah, the damn things came from PA and eventually ended up here and where you're at.

It hasn't hit Norther Cal yet, thank god.
How long would you guys say I have, and why have I not heard about it yet?

To any survivor in the Michigan metropolitan area: there is still hope! I got picked up by a band of three people who know their shit. They already have weapons and we've had to fight off not only zombies, but the army and selfish survivors as well. Our leader (Theordore, I think, but he doesn't like it) commandeered a military humvee. We can pick you up if you have supplies and combat experience.

guys I'm getting tired of this roleplaying :/
every time you do this some people get all excited and start freaking out
and every fucking time you do this it just shows how stupid you are
you can't even act properly

also,

>implying you could go on the internet during a zombie apocalypse
>implying the first thing you would do is go on /v/
>implying /v/ can help
>implying this shit wouldn't be all over the news right now
>implying people wouldn't already post this on tons of other sites
>implying an infection could spread so fast without anyone noticing
>implying zombies are possible

there's more but enough of implying shit

seriosly you guise
stop it

You guys know those fucking cougher things, with the bigass tongues? One of them grabbed and hung my buddy, so I set about finding a way to keep them from getting me.

What I did was I got a neckpiece like a belt of a choker or some shit, and I just put a shitload of razors on it. So far so good; the last time one of those fuckers tried that shit they cut themselves up pretty good.

I hope this helps.

>>58035578
nofunallowed.jpg

>>58035578

fgt

Me and my buddies found a puddle of green shit the other day, I threw a rock at it and it dissolved. What the fuck?

If any of you are related to Billy Masowitz, I'm really, really sorry.

>>58035750

I dunno, sounds different from what those lardasses throw up

>>58035596
>Keep knife with you at all times
>Get caught by tongue
>Cut tongue off
derp

>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
>>58035578
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>>58035578
>>58035578

EEYHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58035920

Not always as easy as that when they get your arms, too.

One of those fat ones ruined my good shirt, fucking zombies came out of nowhere and chased me.

I saw a group of 4 survivors the other day, One was a Black guy with a tie (his legs were injured), An older guy with a beard, A bikerish looking guy, and a cute young lady. They were going down south. Prolly to New Orleans.

>>58036241

Gross. You changed, right? That stuff smells like shit.

I've salvaged a radio from a Humvee, not much else in there, I guess the guys who were in it took all they could and got the hell out of here.

But back to the radio, I've over heard alot of thing sthe military has been doing. Don't trust them, fire on sight.

And don't trust to many of the people you see. groups should stay small.

Any way got to go, this laptop's power is almost out. Last words of advice, stay of the major roads.

>>58035325
Noone knows?
Someone said the north had it worse, but I've niether seen nor heard anything here, life goes on as usual. I also talked to a pal in Florida, and they havent seen anything out of the ordinary...
Could it be that then infection sprung from the central US?

>>58036286
I seen all of those besides the old guy, I hope hes ok

>>58036371

Maybe the virus doesn't do too well in wet areas? I dunno, I'm stuck in suburbia, myself.

>>58036241
Why were you wearing your good shirt? Who were you hoping to impress, a spitter?

>>58036630

It obviously wasn't very impressed, seeing as it threw up all over him, heh.

England reporting. All clear over here.

Good thing air travel has been down because of the ash or we'd be in trouble.

Guys, CEDA has been eliminated by the military. I know this because I have a wounded CEDA officer with me and he said that the military is killing anyone with knowledge of the virus.

>>58036461

Fuck that, the virus does better in moist areas. I dunno how the rivers are, but I'm avoiding any running water short of what comes from a spring. I found a nice cave next to one and I've masked my scent with some deer I killed with my pistol (man that was hard...)

Stuck in VA. I saw like two tanks. Luckily I'm in my cellar with a generator and my laptop. I did see some old vodka bottles and rags and some kind of hunting rifle. Might need food soon.

>>58036720

I think you'll have your own problems.

>>58036720
That confirms that it probably originated in the US, as England doesnt have it, and it isn't on the west coast...
Well, at least I have time to prepare, others weren't so lucky.

>>58036720

Here is Madagascar out borders close when there's a stiff breeze. Good luck with the zombie apocalypse, dickheads.

>>58036720

Lucky bastards. I'm a pilot, and I might be able to make it. I know I'm immune 'cause I was bit by one of those motherfuckers a week ago, and I haven't turned. I just need to get to an airport or something...

>>58036848
Careful with those generators, be sure to have some sort of ventilation, or you'll be worse of than if you ran around in the open. being eaten isn't fun, but neither is monoxide poisoning.

>>58036857

Yeah, littering is a bitch. Government needs to sort that shit out.

>>58036805

Do... do you guys think the military made this? It makes sense in a way, those fuckers don't feel pain or anything. I saw one with it's leg clear off and it just keep going.

Wait a minute what the fuck....
I see a mushroom cloud in the distance, Im in Detroit, MI.

>>58037113
Holy shit man I see it too, Im in Putinbay Ohio.

>>58037113

What direction?

I just hope I can find my buddy Ellis soon. He always knows what to do.

>>58037010
Yeah, i managed to jam the generator into a hole where a tank threw a car into the wall. It was the perfect size too. I also piled the debris to fill the hole. Hopefully I won't get spotted. Zombies good climbers?

>>58037113
THE FOOLS!
They will just spread it farther out!
Now we have the radiation to sort out.
*grabs gas mask*

>>58037328

Ellis? Do you have a last name? I met an Ellis yesterday. He was with some black folks, and a guy in a white suit.

>>58037359
Yeah man they jump like they're on a trampoline

I'm in rural Washington. Should I even worry?

>>58037359

I've seen some zombies climb sheer bricks walls, at least three stories, no lie.

Stop roleplaying on /v/.

Right fucking now you cunts.

.>>58037359
I dunno, only about survival in general. throw zombies into the mix, and I think I'd be fucked. As long as there's only one way in, if you have a gun, you should be able to pick them off as they come.

>>58037562

This shit's for real, asshole.

>>58037426
Well shit. I just noticed these women walking around. They're fucking hot, but have freakishly long hands.

You know that huge ass zombie that punches everything? Killed two of my buddies before we could light him.

>>58037383
>radiation
>gas mask

I have some bad news for you.

ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL

STOP ACTING LIKE THEY ARE

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

REALLY.

>>58037562

I saw this zombie in a jacket the other day. It just screamed and ran away. Then a whole fucking army of zombies came.

>>58037746

Have fun dying asshole, maybe you'll get them so full they won't try to eat m-

Do they even try to eat you?

>>58037674
No. It is not. You are all roleplaying based off of fictional events in films and are heavily emplying the elements of "zombie lore" found in the Left 4 Dead games.

Yeah. I'm gonna be a nigger spoilsport here. keep this shit in an IRC nobody cares about. /v/ needs less cancer threads and more vidya. This is not vidya.

>>58037689

Avoid them at all fucking costs. I saw my girlfriend yesterday. I went to try and talk to her, but she was hysterical. Then I noticed her hands, and started screaming "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"

Motherfucker I have never seen someone jump like that, she nearly clawed my chest open. It was all I could do to pump bullets into her as fast as possible. Scary shit, man.

>>58037864

You know what you've gotta do now, right? You've gotta hunt that fucker down and put on his pimp ass jacket. Show him who's boss.

>>58037864
What? I'd eat them for breakfast, if they existed.

derp

Hey guys, I have a german shepherd that is immune to the virus. Any other dogs immune?

>>58037935
Shit. No chance of getting laid in the apocalypse. Maybe if i like trap one of them, handcuff it and use a condom? I dunno, I'm more worried about those assholes trying to reach me with their tongues.

>>58038152

Holy shit, fuck you.

>>58037898
>L4D
>Not vidya
DERP

>>58038152
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I WAS READING THAT AND THEN HOLY SHIT

>>58038152
FUCK you scared me asshole

>>58038152
>.gif
>trollface.jpg

I dunno.

Currently holed myself into an armory. Already killed all the infected soldiers, and as I typed this message some zombie came in and almost bit me but I shot him with my .38.

GOD DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FUNDED SOLAR POWERED PLANES

I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULD HAVE

Ok, my new plan is getting a buttload of gas and head to an airport, grab a parachute from one of the planes, then to the Empire State Building. Then, I'll blow up the stairs after scavenging food and water and wait for the zombies to either die of hunger or be so few that I could manage.

>>58038152
goddamnit

>>58038337
>>58038378


I... don't understand.

I read it all and it there isn't any rageworthy material or anything.

Someone bit my whilst I was at the park, everybody seems to be going crazy, can I share your shelter with you?

>>58037113
I'm right on the Mexican border dude I'm seeing the same shit.

I ran into our basement and I'm hearing explosions closer.

I didn't go get my fucking sister from school.

The infection hasn't hit yet, they wouldn't bomb it right? She's just doing a dance recital!

>>58038349
>talking about game lore
>apparently vidya

They made a LoTR game. Let's talk about how old gandalf is and if he knew how it would end before it began.

That's 100% vidya right?

>>58038262

There's a chance, I've seen a few chicks walking around that were not infected.. I live in a safehouse though, and I help direct people to clusters of survivors. Just make sure they aren't crying and are walking normally. And watch for the hands.

Besides, they're way too fucking strong for handcuffs.

Hey guys, i'm goin to the midnight rider this weekend, yall should come along to!

>>58038152
OH WOW

>>58038152
:O

>>58038530

How long ago was this?

ERYAHDJADAAAH!

>>58038152
Oh look a zombie guide.
>Read all the way th-
>oh look a zombie popped up while I was reading.
>yawn.jpg

I trapped one of those weird little hunchback things in a room. That laughing is haunting me...

>>58038262
Amputate their claws. Then, if you deserve it, you should be able to overpower her.

Dammit you guys, take some footage of this shit. I live in Canada, shits too cold for zombies. I feel like I'm missing out.

>>58038957
Those are jockey - little bastard will jump on you back at start pulling you away to god knows where.

Don't let it out, whatever you do.

>>58030146

lol

>>58038152


I lol'd

>>58038568
Know any safehouses in Virginia?

>>58039042

Don't fucking say that. You probably just jynxed it and you've made frost-resistant zombies or some shit.

>>58038857

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS GODDAMMIT

I SET UP MY SAFE ROOM AND ALL NICE AND SHIT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS ASSHOLE BARGES IN AND FUCKS EVERYTHING UP, NOT TO MENTION BUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR SO NOW THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE THAT PIECE OF SHIT I'VE MADE IT MY LIFE GOAL TO KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE BITCHES GOD DAMN

Is anyone out there?!
Oh, help me!
I'm trapped in a Water Park, completely naked and cuffed!

>>58039098

There's one in Newport News, Virginia. I'm not sure exactly where (somewhere on the upper north side), but once you get close enough, they're broadcasting their location via radio.

>>58039242

Sounds like someone had a wild night :D

ERRUGHH UHHHHUUUUUURSED

YAXHSJDUN SHSHHOTTMEEE

Who the fuck decided the names for the "special" ones and why haven't I been informed until now?

>>58039324

Help me, you silly boys! D:

>>58039242

What a coincidence! I beat a guy up, stripped him naked, took his supplies and raped him last night in a waterpark! I used zip-ties though.

>>58039369

Really? 1x1? Sounds like someone can't save a .gif properly.

>>58039422

That must be the guy next to me.
He's sorta dead. I think.
Just get me the fuck out of here!

>>58039377

I learned the names from this pack of like four or so. They seemed like nice guys except for the asshole in the suit. Who the fuck wears a suit in this weather, anyway.

>>58039515

Oh. Well I beat him with some bolt cutters. They should only be a few feet away, they were too heavy to carry with me.

UrrrrUUUUUHYAHEA

>>58037397
I trapped one of those crying ones. I use it for... Special uses now.

It gets lonely being locked up in this safehouse alone, y'know...

>>58039281
Great it's two hours away by road. I'm pretty sure most towns have "established" safehouses. Start with Charlottesville and maybe I'll make it to Roanoke.

whats wrong with shooting the heart? you can't pump blood without it...

Hey! I managed to get some connection!

I'm trapped in this shithole called Rayford, Georgia. Anyone out there?

>>58029652
Just stay there and wait for Chicago Ted, OP.

Hey guys, I saw a lot of other people talk about this place and their information on these fuckers and I'd thought I'd check it out.

Anyway, I'm looking for my brother, William Overbeck. Nice guy, fought in Vietnam... bad smoking habit though. I fought in a different war about the same time... A corporate war which I'm not really supposed to talk about.

Anyway, if you guys see a man wearing a green beret and a name tag of William Overbeck, tell me ASAP.

>>58040422

Was he with a biker, a nigger, and some girl? I think I saw him here. Dumb asses were trying to raise the bridge, only thing keeping the Infected out for now.

>>58040422
Hey....I saw some guy laying limp by a generator matching that desc.


...Im sorry, man.

There's a lot of commotion outside my hotel, and I think the fire alarm just went off. I'm gonna head outside and see what's going on. I haven't seen any of these zombies you guys keep talking about...

Oh man.

I'm stuck in this saferoom with this guy named Kieth, and he wont shut up about all the stupid shit he's done.

Whoever this "Ellis" is, I feel sorry for him.

Man, shit just got REAL.

Was holed up in a suburban safe room with a couple of other survivors. Things were going smoothly - we had guns, meds, ammo, food, water, and a working generator. Managed to stay low key, so the zombies never really noticed us.

Then yesterday, there's some kind commotion outside. We go to take a look out one of the upper floor windows, when we see one of these...things, going apeshit on a bunch of soldiers.

Jesus, anyone else seen these monsters? What the fuck are they?

Holy fuck man, I think michigan was nuked.

Im looking over to detroit and no buildings are standing.

>>58040422
Oh, about that corporate war I told you guys about? I realize I have some time to chat, so yeah I'll go into detail about the war. The company made us wear red. Okay yeah sure not the best camo but hey the other guys were wearing blue. Did I mention we were in a desert? Yeah, fucktarded, I know. Anyway, I served as a Scout. I was always scared of this one man- or as I called him back then, 'shaved bear'- who lugged around a minigun. And I saw what he did with it within the first 12 hours of deployment. The Sarge gave me a pat on the back and said I earned my 1,000 yard stare quicker than anyone else he's ever seen.

>>58040842

Holy shit! What're these things turning into?!

>>58040947
Fucking Tanks, that's what.

>>58040842

Yeah, I fought off three of these...

by myself

with my bare hands.


I'm kind of a big fucking deal.

>>58040947
That ain't the half of it - not only did it literally bitch-slap two of those poor bastards through a wall, the fucker then tossed a CAR into the soldiers' truck.

That..monster then tore a humvee apart with its fucking hands.

Never been more scared in my life, goddam.

What the fuck is happening?

>>58040795
FUCK FUCK FUCK! One of those Jockey things you guys were talking about grabbed my wife and took her out of the window! We're on the 10th floor of the hotel!

Where's the most likely place to find some decent weapons!?

>>58041062
While you're talking about tanks, I saw one of those zombies start trying to tip it. Fucker got owned when the tank backed up, rolled out of his fingers and fired.

>>58041062

Wow. We got shit like that down here in Rayford.

One of these...things...charged at me and he grabbed me. He just kept slamming me into the ground. Thought I was done for...The guy I'm with, this Kieth guy saved me. Just in time too.

Man. Im in detroit. The gangs are fighting over turf STILL.
I mean GOD DAMN. YOU BOTH HAVE GUNS. YOU BOTH ARE IMMUNE. HELP EACHOTHER OUT.

>>58040683
Oh...

Did you check the name tag? I want to know if that was really Captain Combat Beard.

Hey guys, its alright im with this biker and this mechanic and we are trying to look for a cure

Wait, has this shit gotten Alabama yet?

>>58041475

Hey, I DID see this guy on the way into town! I saw "Overbeck" on his jacket! That him?

>>58038152
Haha sorry bro I read it, went to make some food, came back and it'd changed. Nice one though.

>>58041588
Hell yea, I saw my old math teacher as one of those crying ones, and I DID NOT want to go near her without her trying to kill me

>>58041591
Go fuck yourself. If I see any military I'll put a bullet in their skull.

>>58041591

ATTENTION MILITARY

GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>58041591
Fuck that! I saw a platoon of military types mow down a squad of innocent people yesterday outside a CEDA checkpoint. Called 'em carriers or something and fire on them.

>>58040115
I heard they don't need blood, aim for the head.

FUCK one of those jumper things killed my brother... I'm all alone with a lady who got hurt pretty bad. They fucking bit her arm! I'm going to barricade us in so nobody can get in or out. When this all blows over come rescue us at the Gamestop in New York

Anyone in Rayford see those morons raise the bridge?

HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET OUT OF TOWN?!

I have a big ass truck, but I cant get out of town now!

>>58041887

Abandon the fuck outta that bitch! She's gonna turn and you'll be fucked in the bad way!

Ahahahaha, Chicago fag here. Enjoy your zombies everyone else. Chicago Ted single handedly made Chicago a safe room.

>>58031006
Why hello there.

>>58041794
I've heard this term before, "carriers." What does it mean??

Man, im hoping I can find my buddy Francis, hes a bikerish guy, and probally still fighting these god damm vampires

>>58042016

They're zombies, this ain't no I am legend kid.

>>58041631
I dunno... we came from a family of 10. 2 parents, 8 kids, all men. 4 of them served in Vietnam, 1 died in it, the other died of lung cancer (fucking pot), then I never heard from Richard since he moved down south.

Either way, I made up my mind.

I'm getting that motherfucking minigun.

2fort, here I come.

Alright, Georgia and Alabama survivors:

Where the fuck do we go to get safe? Fuck the military!

>>58042009
Biologyfag here. Means that though the person isn't a zombie and isn't turning, they still have the virus in their system and can infect others in close proximity.

Oaklandfag here. I would have gotten out of here already but it's mass hysteria, I'd almost be better off facing zombies than trying to get supplies. Not sure what's been going on in the more urban parts of the city though, from the hill I live on it's mostly fire and flashing lights.

So there I was rising my bike when some guy on major steroids punches me off. Then some girl spat some green shit at my feet which I just about avoided. Disgusting. Fucking immigrants these days. A while later some dude in a hoody started growling at me and crouched, looking really agressive like. I just ran and suddenly a whole crowd of people started chasing me! WTF? Where are the police these days? Fucking government. I'm now hiding inside a bookshop with some dude who's sitting in the corner and puking. He's really pale and has bite marks allbover him! He also has a shirt which says "anonymous are legion expect us" whatever the fuck that means... I'm gonna look for some keys and lock the front door so no more thugs come after my money. My laptop battery is running low so I'd better end it here. Cya tomorrow

DOSE ZOMBIES GOT ARMUH
I WAN ARMUH

>>58042016
ok I lol'd hard

>>58043000
>>58042873

GODDAMNIT

EVEN IN THE FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, THERE ARE STILL FUCKING NEWFAGS!!!

Me and my buddy Keith just took some meth- adrenaline... Yup. Feels good man.

>>58042873
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
HES INFECTED!

Ok, I managed to jump in a van. Some really awesome people called "The Midnight Riders" are my buds now. We just ran over a shit ton of zombies.

Alabama survivors:

I need your help. I know I've been infected, but I also know that I have 3 hours before I change.

I can't bear to kill myself.

I need one of you to show up at the barricaded TV Station, with the password "Falcon Flyers". Knock on the metal, red door 3 times and say it, then you can kill me.

I'm afraid, but please. You have 3 hours.

Please.

I dont know if I got really lucky, but, this thing must not spread like wildfire as speculated, because its not here in Cali yet. Someone said its in GA, but I have a friend in Tallahasse, and she says everything is fine there. Strange.

I feel sorry for all you bastards without a pet bearshark.

Not only is it immune, it rapes the shit out of those tanks. And pretty much everything else.

>>58043366

Fuck yes. Where are you guys? I'm just outside the shopping mall showcasing Jimmy Gibbs Jr.'s stock car (drives like a car made in heaven)! Maybe we can meet up!

>>58043882
Hey! Wanna wait up for me? I'm right outside that city! You could use some help!

JUST STOLE A HUMVEE

ANY NEW YORK BROS OUT THERE? I WANT TO GO ON A BROWNING SPREE IN NYC. I'm in Fishkill.

>>58043882
Yes. We have 14 spare fuel tanks. Anyone riding with you?

I'm held up in New Paltz, NY. Anyone from near there? fuck...it's quiet, I heard there were zombies and shit. Kind of like Left 4 dead or something. Heh, funny right?

Any Vancouver survivors here? My whole area has been barricaded off and most people are still alive, I'm trying to find a way out of here since I know if one infected makes it in this place is going to turn and fast.

If anyone wants to come with me out of here I can spare one of my pistols and a sawn off shotgun, I'm not going to help you bring any dead weight though.

FRIENDLY APACHE INBOUND

>>58038152
I was zoomed in really close and didnt see anything but black :3 also screamers arent really scary unless there's a loud noise. Would have shit my pants if it actually screamed at me

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Army here, and we would really fucking appreciate if you assholes made our job easier and stay the fuck away from us. You're fucking carriers, now do us a favor and kill zombies so our job will be easier.

>>58044775
>Military
>Friendly

They'd shoot us for holding cameras, let alone GUNS.

Jonathan,

You have touched my very being. I shall remember you.

You taught all that knew you what courage meant

And have shown us an example in death as you did in life.

God give me strength in my life without you.

And I shall thank her.

I can only hope that our souls shall intwi entwine again

In that place where there is only love, no tears, no sadness,

No injustice, no cruelty, no white, no black,

No hate, no war, only love

Only love

Alison

>>58043694
It's in Cali, you fucking idiot, I'm barricaded in my apartment and there's zombies all over.

>>58044775
OH GOD SOMEONE GET A STINGER

WE CANNOT LET HIM GET 14 KILLS

WE SIMPLY CANNOT

Got an axe, got my hoops, got my boys.
Bring it, bitches.

>>58044916

Jesus christ Alison, I'm trapped in a zombie apocalypse and your poem was the worst thing to happen to me today.

and this is why 4chan needs a gorram zombie board

>>58044916

GO BACK TO POETRY SCHOOL

>>58044916
Cool story, bro!

>>58044916

Maybe you can beat off the zombies with your thesaurus

>>58044916
GO BACK TO POETRY SCHOOL FAGGOT

or is the teacher already dead?

>>58045020
Well, I live 12 miles north of Sacamento, and absolutely nothing is strange. No people trhowing up, no "hobos going around biting people", nothing. Maye It hasnt gotten this far north yet, but, I am prepared.

>>58046059
I live in Long Beach.

>>58044916

Allison,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You suck.

>>58046193
Mmm, so not this far north, probably.
There's a used gun store near my house, I'm gonna stop by. what type of guns work best on these fuckers?

>>58044916

Alison,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Make me a sandwich,
And I might not hit you.