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05/04/10(Tue)00:31 No.57955XXXFor
the purpose of the story, my name is John Smith, and I live at 1313
Applewood Lane, Everytown NH.
Had a old comp and a few other
doodads way back when that got stolen. Turns out the local pawn shop guy
was a total fence and he was black. Yes this matters. U mad?. Anyway, everybody in town totally knew
that he dealt in stolen goods. My stuff got stolen, I went over with a
checklist of everything that I lost and matched my list 98%. Then I
called the police and met them in front of the store with my driver's
license and social security card to prove my identity, then we
confronted the shop owner. "Naw man I deal legit, I don't do that,
you're lying!"
I go over to my comp, and pull of the side cover,
where written in sharpie is 'Property of John Smith, 1313 Applewood
Lane, Everytown NH.' "Still legit bro? Check this out". Open a battery
cover, on the insert is 'Property of John Smith, 1313 Applewood Lane,
Everytown NH.' etc etc. I did this for 8 items until he finally
confessed. He did time, I got my stuff back. It sucked though because he
had had it for maybe a day and screens were scratched, cases were
cracked, jesus fuck it was a wonder anything was working insurance took care of that though
Moral: Pays to
be OCD. |