LIES

>cries to self

crying forever

>math and sciences majors have the higest rates of virginity. studio art had the lowest


lol NERDS DON'T GET SEX

nice, I'm outside of the statistic, that makes me special right /v/?
right /v/?

>sobs in corner

Tears all over.

Well fuck.

I goddamn hate stupid people, they fuck up everything and are total sheep, but they get all the pussy.

Fuck this life, I have just lost faith in god.

>lost my virginity in grade 8

>Math and Sciences majors have the highest rates of virginity
SON OF A BITCH

>>57944301

You mean you lost faith in Darwin.

>Math and Sciences majors have the highest rates of virginity. Studio Art had the lowest.

CUNTING SHITSTICK DICKALOPE ASS

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ARTIST, WHY DON'T ANY GURLS JUST WANT A GODDAMN ASTRONOMER.

>>57944450
I've lost faith in everything.

I may as well just kill myself, no chick wants a chemist when they can have sone shitty artsy guy.

The only reason I have to live is my science, video games, and you /v/.

>implying losing virginity grants you some special status or powers.

Fuck you OP, I did not need to know this.

>>57944729
>Lower chance of sexual dysfunction

Pay attention.

>implying dumb people wont die poor
>implying once I make millions women wount suck my dick on command

the system fixes itself, gentlemen

>>57943681

Oh man I hope this thread is on /r9k/

going to check

>>57943681
>>57943681
>>57943681
>>57943681

>Math and Sciences majors have the highest rates of virginity. Studio Art had the lowest.

Yeah, I remember having a class go over this. The people that should be breeding the least are breeding he most. (I'm not taking a jab at art) and the people that should be breeding the most are breeding the least.

Humanity as a whole is really fucking it's gene pool up.

isad.jpg

engineer here. I have been with the same girl since I was 21 and I'm no longer a virgin because I took her anal virginity last year. Still I don't get pussy though, wonder if feels better...

GOOD. FUCK WOMEN, THEY ARE NOTHING BUT BITCHES AND WHORES.

GODDAMMIT /v/ ACT LIKE MEN AND PLAY SOME GODDAMN VIDYA GAEMS

CUNTS CAN WAIT UNTIL WE GET OLD, OLD BITCHES BE EASY THEN

>Studio Art has the lowest

WOW WHAT THE FUCK
THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS?

I MAD

so basically, stupid people are having sex, and some think tank is implying that all people must lose their virginity ASAP and become sexually active?


fuck that. more reason for me to not only defy the system, but destroy it.

Americans are slutty, more news at 11

Who cares? The world is full of little whores of both sexes who have sex with anything that moves. fgsfds

Whatever happened to Natural Selection?

Aren't the smartest supposed to get all the pussy and the retards get none? Fucking bullshit.

if this goes on /r9k/ can someone link?

>>57944840
what's the point if you don't have sex?

I'm a math major.

>>57944911
Raeding that dubass post made me lol hard you fucking dweeb.

>>57945160
have you seen those ugly whales that go to art school?

>>57945234
Idiocrasy as a model for the future?

Fuck this. Pic related, it's my Fine 'Ol Solution.

forensics photographer and painter here. What girls want isnt an artist but some who does god awful pop art or collages. When I took art in high school thats all girls did and admired. Then again being a forensics photographer may cancel out the charm of being a painter.

I hope they all get wiped out by some new STD, like AIDS but worse.

>>57945039

>Humanity as a whole is really fucking it's gene pool up.
>it's

/thread

God help us all.

So ironically my studies of reproduction in Biology will never be put to use. Maybe I should just get one of those waifus /a/'s always talking about.

>>57945316
WHY CAN'T AH DO LIKE A CAVEMAN AND SMASH 'EM WITH MAH HAMMER?

>Studio Art has the lowest

lol I'm a failure in every respect.

I'm asexual, as in I have no sex drive whatsoever. This really weirds a lot of people out.

>>57945519
Well shit, I can make one of those in 10 minutes on Photoshop and call myself an artist. Dumb bitches, no idea of true art.

>>57945608
bio-engineer your own
>>57945519
steal a dead woman

>>57945608
don't, the least you can do is hold onto a shred of your pride.

> majoring in Art
> no bitch wants to suck my cock

Well fuck your statistics.

>>57945661


I'm not interested in people, but I masturbate a lot. I think I may have the mind of a child or some shit, because I'm an incredibly immature thinker with a massive sex drive.

>>57943681
>Lower I.Q.'s are also correlated with lower rates of virginity

>>57945702
you and the other thousands of pricks who think they're artistic.

>Lower I.Q.'s are also correlated with lower rates of virginity.

Um, no shit? Why do we need a buncha university eggheads to tell us this?

haha old virgins. you've grown too awkward and now it's never gonna happen.

I can attest to studio art.

I am an engineering major but I took studio art in high school and it was almost ALL incredibly hot girls.

>>57945695
This man is clearly a genius. At least a corpse would shut up.

>The CDC also reports that by age 19, 80% of men and 75% of women have lost their virginity.
>Center for Disease Control
>Study on virginity
>whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>57945761

Moar like Autistic amirite?

OP is prolly a virgin himself. GTFO troll

0/10

>>57943681
inb4 sudden influx of /v/irgins and /b/tards who want to major in Studio Art.

>and drop to 1 in 5.88 for those who waited until age 20 or older.

WOO!

Lost it at 14, still fuck the chick too. So cash.

IQ doesn't mean anything. It sort of has to do with how educated you are, but not entirely. Basically, the kids who care the most about learning and school (for one reason or another) end up virgins more frequently. Not a surprising statistic.

why is /v/ automatically assumed to be all math and science majors?

is OP psychic?

also, not vidya

I'm not sure if I should feel happy or depressed over my virginity.

..Well shit.

This just made me headache a lot worse and killed my hard on.

Thank you OP. Thank you.

Fuck.

This fucking rock can crash into the sun for all I care. Fuck people.

>>57945844

Hrmph. Apparently sexual dysfunction is a "disease" now.


Basically, anything a quack could possibly prescribe pills for is now a "disease" in this society.

>>57945871
even if he is he's still giving credible info. you can't write him off as a troll just because you wish it wasnt true.

>>57945646
>Lower I.Q.'s are also correlated with lower rates of virginity
I don't know what that means. Is that good?

>>57945851
you just called yourself autistic.

>>57946066
You do see the irony, right?

Bitches ain't shit. I've got ol' Lefty here.

>>57946066
If you're dumb, bitches will hop on your dick, that's what it means.

You've got a promising career as a sexually active man, I see.

>>57945973

Most of /v/ are actually very smart and educated people when they're not "LOL I TROL U."

>22
>still virgin
Don't care, just need ma VIDYA

Whelp

>>57946066

People with low I.Q.'s are having sex more.
I personally don't believe in I.Q. as a viable way of measuring "intelligence", but the basic idea is-

The people who aren't breeding, should. The people that do, shouldn't nearly as much.

>>57946150
You have no idea how very. very wrong you are.

>Studio Art had the lowest.

Fuck yeah!

>according to researchers

Cool story bro.

>The CDC also reports that by age 19, 80% of men and 75% of women have lost their virginity.
>The CDC

Does i smell troll?

God, this stupid thread will be on the front page until it auto sages.

You insecure fucks are idiots. OP is a fagot.

>>57946097

Dasthejoke.jpg

Also, I've been thinking of switching into a History major anyway. Art's too much work and doesn't pay enough.

You guys ever watched that movie Idiocracy. Shit is just like that.

>>57946193
Had the lowest RATE OF VIRGINITY. Meaning the highest rate of have-had-sex. Meaning they fuck a lot of bitches.

well... i'm a math major. at least i have another excuse to lull me to sleep on these lonely nights.

>>57946017
You're a fucking idiot. Do you really think that's why the Center for Disease Control is involved? Rather than, you know, how they study SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES?

>>57946150

Agreed. I doubt most /v/irgins are tops of their class. Maybe in high school, but then college rolled around and most of us fall in the upper strata, but are by no means the cream of the crop intellectually.

>>57946303
I should stream that...

>>57946242

>History major.
>Art's too much work and doesn't pay enough.

I am 0 for 3 with finding a prom date

first 2 legitimately already had dates but the third one straight up ignored me, and she doesn't have one

i sad

Well fuck your shit

glad I lost it a month after turning 15.
It should of been sooner...:(

>>57946332

>sexual dysfunctions
>sexual diseases

Read the report, smarty.

define dysfunction

>>>/r9k/8745058

>>57946546
>>57946546
this one will be entertaining

I was thinking about double-majoring in apparel design and theater, what does /v/ think?

>>57946017
Man you are brilliant. You have single-handedly thwarted the "evil" psychiatrists! Take that! You have nothing new or intellectual to add to the conversation, just shut up.

wow.

the fact that you guys are seriously this mad over these facts makes me wonder if i belong here anymore...

I mean, I love the vidya and all, but I lost my virginity back in high school and it really hasn't been hard for me to get teh womenz. If you're fat, lose weight. If you're ugly, get style. And always be yourself while being confident.

>>57946471
>should of
Too bad you bred. More retards are on this planet thanks to you.

I lost my virginity at 14, then proceeded to have sex every weekend for the next two years. Now I don't give a fuck about sex. It's overrated. Making love is where it's at. Also: Video Games.

>>57946612
just rape them

Guess I'll go back to playing vidya now...

>Lower I.Q.'s are also correlated with lower rates of virginity. So perhaps it pays to be of average intelligence (at least in the bedroom).

OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING

>He thinks IQ means something!

>>57946402

Well fuck.

At least History is fun to research.

Isaac Newton died a virgin. That is all.

18
Still virgin, actually I don't have problems with socializing, im above-average looking, I just find talking to girls way too hard, don't know why, even more because I have a thing for otaku girls but I don't like any kind of anime or manga

So how about those video games.

>>57946612
I think that makes you a faggot.

>Studio Art had the lowest.

>>57946807
And so did Nikola Tesla.

20 year old and still virgin
turn 21 in a few months
feels good man

This article is horrible.

>>57946862
>making a joke
>Feels the need to correct me.

No wonder you're a virgin.

>>57946946
No, Nikola Tesla secretly cloned and had sex with himself.

He was a god

http://www.parapundit.com/archives/006763.html

>>57946782

This is actually reasonable. I agree.

I'm only 18, almost 19, it'll happen soon enough. If all fails I'd just do my friend's sister, her mom always liked me anyway.

>>57943681
Correlation implies causality, you heard it here folks.

DICKS

>A study researching what every student from middle school up knows instinctively.

Nerds are virgins and jocks get laid. No shit.

>>57945316
Women ruin everything.

>>57946862

>Implying it doesn't

>Had my first sexual encounter when I was 6 from my older cousin who had just heard about sex
>Played "Doctor" with lots of girls since then growing up, one time with three girls at once
>Technically lost my virginity at age 18
>Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>57947292
I was never a nerd or jock in high school.

What the fuck am i?

>>57945316
C'est la vie

>ctrl+F "niggers"
>no results found
/b/ kids already in bed?

>Math and Sciences majors have the highest rates of virginity. Studio Art had the lowest.

Any decent math major knows the multitude of variables effecting the collection of statistics such as these.

>>57947494

Nerd.

videogame board on 4chan

>>57947690
>effecting

obviously not an english major, are we?

>>57946676
Losing weight takes too long, and being myself means being quiet all day since I don't give a shit about what anyone has to say. Women should give out sex without having to talk to them.

>>57943681

>>57947776
But i'm not smart by any means. I passed high school by the skin of my teeth.

>>57945316
the fittest males reproduce
intelligence =/= biological fitness. intelligence is just a nice thing to have around once in a while.

>>57947894
Being a nerd doesn't necessarily mean you're good in school.

>>57947494

I was generalizing. The fact that women would tend to go more for men with lower I.Q. scores, which would assumed to be those involved more in athletics than academics, make a more sensible choice than men with higher I.Q. scores, who would be, again, assumed to be those who are more bookish and "nerdy"

Athletics types are often enough bullies, and are "alphas" around the school. Women like that because it is instinct. Generally speaking, the closer you are that end of the spectrum, the better chance you have of getting laid.

>>57943681

>Lower I.Q.'s are also correlated with lower rates of virginity

>Math and Sciences majors have the highest rates of virginity

lol

licenses to vote/breed y/n

>this thread

>>57947796
Sieg heil, grammar nazi!

>>57947931
So the meaning of the word changed? Since when?

I am out of the fucking loop.

>>57946762

I could never truly enjoy that movie because I always got this weird, ominous feeling like I was watching a premonition/documentary.

There is already a burger joint that sells "BIG-ASS FRIES!"...God help us all

>>57948025
>Nerd is a term, often bearing a derogatory connotation or stereotype, that refers to a person who passionately pursues intellectual activities, technical or scientific endeavours, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests that are age-inappropriate, rather than engaging in more social or popular activities. Therefore, a nerd is often excluded from physical activity and considered a loner by peers, or will tend to associate with like-minded people.

>other obscure interests that are age-inappropriate, rather than engaging in more social or popular activities.

>>57947796
>Not capitalizing properly
You are the worst kind of grammar nazi.

>>57948101
Well fuck. Guess i was a nerd then.

>>57948101

>age-inappropriate
>pokemon

>>57948025
Being smart doesn't mean you're good in school

Having lots of sex also doesn't mean you're having lots of children. Sex doesn't pass on genes. Giving birth does.

Feels good being the master race I lost mine years ago when I was 16. Also fuck yeah for chem major. SCIENCE DEGREE WINS AGAIN.

>>57948009
hardly grammar

differencebetweeneffectandaffect.jpg

someone care to post it?

>The whole post

likeigiveafuck.jpg

>Lower I.Q.'s are also correlated with lower rates of virginity

stopped there. What about niggers, they're as dumb as they come but multiply like rabbits.

>>57947972

It's been shown that lately woman like "softer" men because of taking birth control

Since BC tricks a woman's body into thinking it's pregnant, so a nurturing instinct kicks in and woman want a father to care for the child. Not some asshole who doesn't give a shit.

>implying virginity isn't a social construction
>implying sex is necessary for self actualization

Enjoy your AIDS

Am i the only person on the planet who thinks having sex under 18 is a little too soon?

Maybe i'm just old fashion like that.

>>57948328
You must have fucked like 48 women

>>57948328
Given your reading comprehension, I deduce that you are as dumb as the people you're trying to make fun of.

>>57948328
I think you should reread the sentence you're quoting.

>>57948356

>>57948329
Holy fucking shit. This makes perfect sense for my sister. What the fuck.

>>57948328
Fucking idiot.

>>57948390

I had sex at 15.

Felt good man.

>>57948249
Hey, the guy made an intelligent point with a minor error in how that point was conveyed. It's not like he mixed up their/there/they're.

>>57943677
h + + p : / / a t . k Ì m m ó a . $ 3 /

>>57948390
You're not the only person. However, I see no reason why one should wait until 18 to have sex

>>57948480
>the face you were going to make

>>57945316

Natural selection only works when the species in question doesn't do everything it can to make sure the dumbfucks don't kill themselves.

Just take the warning labels off everything and the world IQ will rise practically overnight.

>>57948438
>>57948450
>>57948478
>>57948484
I love you /v/. never change.

>>57948390
If you were old fashioned you'd be going after 15 year olds.

>>57948390

Depends on the person's maturity level and how they go about it

16+ is alright in my book, and it's the national average for a person to lose their V card

>>57948328

Um... exactly?

This is old news. I'm most likely going to die a /v/irgin, might as well come to terms with it.

So basically the OP is raging that smarter people stay virgins more often and longer than stupider people?

Feels good man.

Fuck this thread, i'm out.

>>57947972Athletics types are often enough bullies, and are "alphas" around the school. Women like that because it is instinct.

No, the women who are bullies as well like that.

well.. we could always fuck each other. come on /v/, we're the lowest of the low; standards don't exist here.

>>57943680
h + + p : / /Á T. K I m m o à . s€ /

Whatever.

I don't care about sex or relationships, and in response to all of the HUMANITY IS FUCKED THE GENE POOL IS SHIT

Who cares? we won't live long enough to see just how fucking retarded humanity gets thankfully.

THEN WHO WAS HUSBAND?

>>57948438
>>57948450
>>57948478
>>57948484

Stay classy /v/. You guys sure know how to tell it how it is.

>>57948656
Eh. I've tried to hook up with another gay /v/rigin. You all live so far away though. ;_;

After 16 years of virginity, I met a boy on the internet and we began e-dating. After about a year and a half we had enough money to meet up. I lost my virginity at 17. :)

>>57948329

While that's true, not every woman is on birth control. There's also the desire for a "bad boy" that is inspired by culture, and a bunch of women I've known have been all about dating guys who are quite clearly assholes, with the mentality that "I CAN FIX HIM"

It's just more likely for a girl, at least at a younger age, to end up with jockish guys. The correlation between people who don't lose their virginity early to sexual dysfunction is likely just a result of inexperience. If you don't lose your virginity until 23+, you're not the kind of guy who'll be getting it all the time, you know?

>>57948616
No he's raging that he's going to have sexual dysfunction because of that

Cool. I glad I lost mine at 15. I'm not a candidate for experiencing sexual dysfunction later in life.

>>57948756
Anal sex doesn't count faggot.

You're still a virgin.

>>57948756
>After 16 years of virginity

What

Are you honestly adding up all the years of being an infant and a toddler as virginity

I mean, you're right. You didn't get laid, but fuck man

>>57948886
Somebody's jealous :3

>>57948720
They make a valid point though, you did think the article said exactly the opposite of what it did....

>lower rates of virginty
Means that they sex more.

>A THOUSAND FUCKING WORDS ABOUTO VIRGINITY
Shut the fuck up about how you are all virings/have never kissed a girl, wah wah wah nobody cares and this is one of the many reasons why so many of you haven't gotten laid.

guy who was a virgin till 23 here.
just fuck whores at first. i'm serious bros. take those barflies and get as much experience as you can. it's not romantic but it helps, and when you meet a girl worth a relationship you won't look like a sexual retard.

Studying systems engineering, lost virginity at 18, guess i just got lucky cause i'm by no means an "alpha male", but i've never had much trouble with girls after that. I guess you stop fearing them so much after the first one, and that helps a lot.

>lost my virginity in tenth grade
>IQ of 126

Welllll...sure. The reason you fucks didn't get laid in high school is because you didn't play sports. That's why this little study is fubar'd.

>>57948356
>>57948356
>>57948356
>>57948356

This

And what have all these statistics of ages, genders and majors have to do with sexual dysfunctions later in life?

Don't worry /v/irgins, "virginity" is just a status created by humans, if you masturbate, your body thinks you're fucking, even though your brain knows you aren't, your sexual organs will work anyway.
Of course having sex can't compare to masturbation, but sexual dysfunction is not caused bwether you lost your virginity at 14 or at 30, there's other actually physical factors that causes so.

>>57948816
I've felt the whole "Girls wanting that bad boy" thing more of a joke really. I mean, sure it's true with some but I've seen girl's who fall for a guy's non asshole personality more than anything. Either way, people are attracted to a whole spectrum of factors.

And I know what you're saying, if someone hasn't gotten laid by their mid twenties then something is going on. Personally I don't understand how sex can be so important socially. It's fun to do with my girlfriend and all, but I don't understand how people go "OH WOW YOU'RE SUCH A NERD HAVE FUN NEVER GETTING LAID". Like I care? If something went sour with my girlfriend and we broke up, and I didn't have sex for years I wouldn't care really. It's not important to me. I'd rather play video games and enjoy life than worry about getting pussy.

ITT: people make up lies about getting laid in like grade 10 to feel better about themselves

>>57949468
>implying an IQ of 126 is something to brag about

>>57948845
But if you don't use the equipment anyways then dysfunction is meaningless...

>>57949468

IQ tests on the internet don't count

>>57949613

http://wilderdom.com/intelligence/IQWhatScoresMean.html

"120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence "

Enjoy your super-genius, bro.

>>57944324
>forgot to upload my pic

How does losing your virginity later on make your more susceptible to sexual dysfunction? If there was any correlation, masturbation would count as losing your virginity.

I'm not an impulsive horny bitch; I've yet to find the one for me at 18 and honestly, I'm not really looking yet. I've got a life ahead of me and things I want to do. Last thing I need is to be labeled as a slut. Also, I'd rather not lose my virginity to an infatuated 16 year old. A well off business man at 20-25 would be nice.

>>57949906
>Implying your vagina cares how much the man's dick makes a year

>>57949761

When I take those, I get in the 160's.

>>57949906

>A well off business man at 20-25 would be nice.
>A well off business man
>business man

what a disgusting whore, go back to your Sex and the city DVD marathon.

>>57950088

They're not accurate in any way shape or form

>>57950022

>Implying I want underaged dick.

This is why you guys are so strange ):

>>57950096

Hey, I've got goals in life. Sorry you don't.

Fighting with eachother isn't gonna get you guys laid.

And no, being an internet tough guy doesn't make you an alpha male so fuck this thread and go back to f5ing

>>57950210

Why are you talking about under age dick, I don't get it

Are you still in High School or something?

>>57949906
>20-25
>business man

i'm coming for you slut.

>>57950210
sup jean

>>57950305

Your goal is to fuck rich guys so that you can live off them?
Way to go, slut.

>>57949906
>well off
Sure you won't be a slut but you will be a gold digger.

You guys are getting trolled hard

>girl posts
SLUT SLUT SLUT. LOL FUCKING WHORE GO SUCK SOME DICK.
i wonder why you are virgins...

I am not particularly bad looking. But I am clearly psychotic, and girls are smart enough to avoid me.

>>57950401

You all assume too much.
What I meant was "I'd rather find an intelligent guy that's got the same goals and ambitions I do instead of fucking a horny guy at 16."

>>57950611
So your goals and ambitions are to be rich?

>High school's a prime setting for men to lose their virginity
aww hell ;_;

>Nerds get no ass

Stop the presses

>>57950507
Do i smell a hurtbutt vagina?

Oh yes i do.

Yes i dooooo~

>>57950718
I missed out too. Goddamn.

>>57950667

>Why you will never find a woman

>>57947456
That sounds real healthy.

>>57950826
I thought women were above money and wanted worldly men who are sensitive, open, and strong.

I was wrong. All they want are money. Fucking whores. If you don't have a chocolate covered golden dick that ejaculates money, you aren't gonna get a girl. EVER.

>>57950611

I'm a 24 year old business man and I'm as horny as a 16 year old boy. I fuck girls all the time and I promise them a lot of things. I just never call them again after a few good sex sessions.
Enjoy being used by 20-25 year old well off business men, and losing your virginity meaninglessly

>>57950815
Look on the bright side, if you had sex in high school there is a good chance that would be the chick caught the preggers. So at least you don't have 18 years of losing half your income.

essentially, casuals get more sex than anyone in /v/ does

i have lost my virginity, but it did nothing to make my life seem any more meaningful

feels bad man :[

the reason /v/ won't ever get laid is cause everyone on this board is a fat fuck social reject who watch japanese cartoons, and jacks off to drawings.

>>57949819

I've taken 3 tests. The lowest was 140, then 144, then 150. Guess what I got for them: nothing. Nobody cares about IQ tests.

Yes, I'm a virgin...

I can talk and joke with girls, but I'm too fat to seal the deal, working on that shit now.

>>57951272
If you examine that site it can't seem to keep it's ratios straight....

>Genius IQ is generally considered to begin around 140 to 145, representing ~.25% of the population (1 in 400)

>Mensa is a society for people with high IQ, in the top 2% (1 in 50).

So Mensa is admitting non-geniuses these days? Riiiiiight.

Well this unfortunate.

Question good anons, if you weren't in such a hurry to lose your virginity before, why give two shits now? Because of of some bullshit case study? Researches these days are full of shit. years ago these were the same brilliant minds that said eating the egg yolk was bad for you because of high cholesterol, then they go and say you should eat it because of the omega 3's. Fuck these cats, long live my right hand.

>>57951519
something seemed out of place on there

>>57951765
the studies arent saying 'loololo virgin feget' theyre basically saying that stupid people tend to lose their virginity faster than smarter people.