Many, many years ago.

>implying I am not in my fort right now

i have that same rug on my floor right now holy shit

How to make a girl fall in love with you:
1.) Build a pillow/blanket fort
2.) Invite her to stay at Fort Pillow
3.) She'll remember how she never got invited into forts because they were for boys only
4.) You make her feel special

inb4 dog couch

>>57923250
>implying that isn't breaking the rules

I never did this. For one, I never had that many blankets.

>>57923295

A FORT WITH GIRLS HAS ITS GATES OPEN AND UNBARRED

>>57923250

You are one sad individual.

I always had bitches in my forts, just so they could avoid losers like you.

>>57923250
>allowing girls into your fort
Nigga you just went full retard.

>>57923458
>implying my mad fort-building skillz wouldn't impress any girl I wanted

>>57923458
fucking tripfags ruining our forts

>>57923458
I can see how you it might tempting to invite a girl into your fort but...

That's just not cool. There should be like a list of bro rules. That would be #1.

>>57923507
This. FORTS ARE BUILT TO PROTECT US FROM MENSTRUAL BLOOD!

>>57923688
He lets girls into his forts.

He's probably some kind of homosexual communist.

I never played vidya in a blanket fort because I played blanket fort in all of my blanket forts. NO ELECTRONICS ALLOWED.

It must suck to be a girl - never having seen the glory of a fort from the inside.

>implying the cardinal rule of forts isn't that they are for BROS ONLY, NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

Grab your handheld console and go play in your fort, /v/.

Dude. When I go out to hotels on business meetings I still build these things if it's too early to get drunk.

Okay. I have this female acquaintance who seriously believes she is a guy. Seriously, if you say anything about her being a girl she will rip your arm off and shove it up your ass.

Would (s)he be allowed in?

>>57924227

Does it have a cock?
If yes, proceed.
If no, NO GURLZ ALLOWD DUUUH

>>57924227
It doesn't matter what a girl believes.

>>57924227

No. Just say people with her name aren't allowed on forts.

>>57924351
this.

>>57924334
>>57924336
Right. Just making sure.

>>57924227
nothing with tits and/or a vagina is EVER allowed in a fort. It's just how it is, bro.

I used to rape small children in my fort...

Good times

>>57924227

Clearance check list:

1) Does she have a vagina?

Yes- see question two.
No- Let her (?) in.

2) Does she put out?

Yes- Let her in!
No- See question three.

3) Is she your sister?

Yes- see question four
No- You shouldn't have come this far.

4) Does SHE put out?

Yes- Can I have her number
No- Kill her.

>>57924186
I can't, I have to go to work in 35 minutes :(

>>57924227 ...and shove it up your ass.
Is... Is (s)he single?

oh /v/, you make me smile so much sometimes.

>>57924227
LOL I knew a girl like that. One time I asked her if she wanted to have gay sex. She was all "WTF I'm not a faggot" and didn't talk to me for a week because she thought I was gay...

>>57924481

Skip work bro, and also, make yourself some chocolate milk. Just like the old times.

My first gay encounter was in a fort I made with a friend of mine..

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/pacificnw/2003/0518/cover02.html


Gabe's vacation home. Built-in fort for his kids when they get older. Sounds like a legit fucking dad to me.

>my face at this thread

I remember the good ol' days.
Only, here's what I'd do.
I'd set up my HUEG box floorfan, put a blanket over it (I only had like 3 anyway), then I'd get my dad's brick Gameboy and Super Mario Land or some oldschool classic game, I'd set up my other blanket in front of the fan, and my last one on top of that, then my pillow.
Then I'd turn the fan on high, because I tried the using the chairs thing but it always got so damn hot in those bitches.
Anyway, I'd turn the fan on high and then the blanket covering it would inflate like a motherfucker, and I'd play old vidya games until I got tired, turn the gameboy off, crawl under the second blanket and fall into a peaceful sleep with the sound of wind in my ears...
GOD
DAMMIT
/v/
You make me wish I was six again.

Pillow fort > blanket fort clearly.

>>57924563
Looks like she was right.

>>57924227
If she gets that pissed when you call her a girl then that is the sign she is still a girl. So no

>>57923250
>inviting a girl into your fort.
Faggot.
Everybody knows that Girls have cooties, and can not be allowed to contaminate the fort.

NO

GIRLS

ALLOWES

End of the story, be them traps, dikes,tomboy or whatever.

>>57924579
It's too late to call out, and it's only for 3 hours tonight. I can play fort vidya and make Ovaltine when I get back.

2004. I'm 21 now

>>57924716
This

I'll do that once my copy of Dark Alliance2 arrives.

I remember at my... I think it was 9th Birthday party, I used to have a full sized Ping Pong table set up in my room (used to be a garage, got converted into the best room ever) Me + 8 Bros made the most epic fort ever. We scavenged almost every chair in the house to hold up the blankets, made rooms and all that. We even connected it to the TV and all watched TV in a big blanket room, and had a storeroom with food in it.

And there were no girls allowed. And it was good.

>>57924437

I dunno about you but I let the girl across the street into my blanket fort (we built them outside in between some pear trees) when nobody else was around and she let me touch her vagina.

When i made my fort, i would take the futon in my room and put it in couch mode, then set it on the side and put the cover on the top, setting a laundry basket it in, then connect all the covers fromt he top of that to the fireplace, airhockey table, and top of the tv, and use the matress of the futon to make a upsidedown U entrance, since it was stiff.

My room is so fucking tiny now, i think i might cry.

How about we all make forts this June during E3? Then we watch E3 streams together and post pictures of our forts and snacks ;_;

>>57922575

Outah Heavon!

Oh fuck, my girl's asleep. I have no duvet with which to construct a fort.

I'll make one tomorrow. I can start planning now at least.

>>57924654
Who says you can't still do that.

A few bros and I made a blanket fort last weekend and played Smash Bros (N64) until 6 in the morning.

C.S. Louis once said

"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

>>57924945
Sorry bro, this is the only time involving sex makes you more of a faggot.
Forts are for bros, no vaginas allowed.

>>57924716
28 Days Later: Pillow Fort Edition

>>57924993
sounds pretty gay to be honest

These were the best when they took up entire rooms. Especially when it was in a room with cable on a friday night. Vidya all night then watch Pokemon in the morning. Good times.

>>57923250

uh ok you try this and the girl will think you are some immature weird-o and go bang that jock next door

>>57925187
What's gay about forts? You must be projecting

>see this thread
>have a new life Goal
>build the best Fort on this Planet
>use google to find many great forts
>copy some of these ideas
>write a Plan
>but never try to get the stuff that i need to do it.....

feels bad man

>>57924993
I'll have a thread up on E3 day. Thanks for the great idea!