That's not funny. It could well be true.

>You have been arrested for virtual murder.

OP is just some bigoted woman

>>57766215

>>57766141
This.

Even if this happens, I doubt anyone will actually be punished for it.

Norsefire anyone ?

Please tell me this is a joke.

Please.

SAUCE OR GTFO

The Digital Economy Act has shown that democracy is a complete sham here. I'm fucking disgusted by this country's political system.

>>57766388
>>57766362
Are you guys fucking stupid?

Well, if either Labour or Conservatives get in, this could well be a law. Let us Britfags pray that the Lib Dems get in, because that way we are only slightly fucked.

Oh look, a source! Wait...

>>57766020
never going to happen since war is too profitable, and video games provide some what free advertising

>>57766437
with britain you never know

>>57766362
>>57766388
OP's legit.

>>57766455
Laws are still decided by lobbyists in the wash-up, regardless of the party in charge. You go and vote and feel like you're saving a say in how your country is run, but it doesn't make a difference.

>>57766545
*having

sounds legit

Amerifag here. Watched the last debate. Jesus it was worse than our debates. So much hurr durr going on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Economy_Act_2010

Read up.

fictional crimes
fictional people
REAL JAIL TIME

britain ftw

I guess it's a good thing I don't live in mother England. I'd be arrested for trying to exterminate the human race.

Even if this is fake, Britain is still on its way to a police state. You guys need to stop fucking around over there, vote these dickheads out of office.

>>57766885
It's not even a party that's the problem (although Labour are fucking useless), the political system itself is inherently flawed.

>My face when packing bags for Canada

>>57766885
Well on its way? It's already in line for the second ride at the park.

>>57766885
Our choices previously have been right-wing fascist pretend-leftists and right-wing fascists.

Now we have some middle of the road liberals as a possibility but the system is so skewed that they could conceivably get the most votes nationwide and still have no power. Like an extremely terrible version of the US electoral colleges system.

Plus Murdoch's right wing media has burnt truckloads of cash successfully convincing the racist middle-Englander public that the conservative party is progressive.

p.s. any other Britfags sometimes hear an edge in David Cameron's voice that sounds like President Eden from Fallout 3? Yeah.

The house of commons pass crazy laws ALL THE TIME

House of lords strike down most of them because of this

this is why they should remain unelected, unlike the supreme derp

>an extremely terrible version of the US electoral colleges system.

Holy shit. Is that even possibly?

>>57767357

If Cameron gets in I think I might just fuck off out of here.

>>57767389
Nowadays it's less the Lords knocking back bills, but the businessmen in the wash-up.

here comes the liberal hipsters

>>57767450
Ill stick around until the next election, if Tories or something worse gets in I'm gone.

>"Bigoted woman!"

>>57767549
More like the angry pirates.
"WHAT! NO MORE FREE ILLEGAL STUFF?! BAWWW"

>>57767389
>House of lords strike down most of them because of this
Hi, you've obviously not studied law or politics.

The House of Lords hasn't had the power to strike down legislation since 1911 when the first Parliament Act was made law.

All they can do is amend and delay, and the Commons can always change the amendments. And since the second Parliament Act they can only delay for 1 year anyway. Have fun knowing exactly how fucked the system is!

>>57767432
The country is divided into 'seats.' Every vote decides who gets a seat. Whoever gets the most votes at a seat wins that seat absolutely. Only 65% are likely to turn up at the election. Applied evenly, given there's usually 3 parties getting over 10%, it's highly likely that each seat will be won by someone who only 25% of the people in that area vote for.

Then, whoever gets at least 325 seats (I think that's the number) out of about 600 wins 100% of the executive power. They also (logically) have the majority of the legislative power, and the party leader can force every politician in a seat to vote in a certain way with what's called a 'whip', which means (tl;dr version) whoever wins the executive branch (cabinet office) has absolute power over legislation. There's no constitutional safeguards.

>>57767803
>whoever wins the executive branch has absolute power over legislation. There's no constitutional safeguards.

Which is how the Digital Economy Bill was passed when Lord Mandelson (famously corrupt homosexual jew) was invited by David Geffin, the head of dreamworks (a famously homosexual rich jew CEO) to a Rothschild villa (the famously corrupt and unscrupulous elite banking family). He came back, made the law 10x worse and likely illegal under EU law, and forced it through with a whip.

>>57767798
>"WHAT! NO MORE FREE ILLEGAL STUFF?! BAWWW"
Sick of people saying this. Here's a hint:
1) Torrent trackers insert randomly generated IP addresses to poison the well and add plausible deniability
2) Your address could be one of the randomly generated ones without you even knowing what a torrent is
3) Under the new law, the copyright holder of that torrent can get you cut off from the Internet and you need to take THEM to court to restore it, at your own expense, bearing their costs if you lose, because the burden of proof is reversed. You have to prove you DID NOT do something. How easy do you think it is to prove something IS NOT the case? (hint: look at the scientific method and why burden of proof exists at all)

GUYS LISTEN

what we do is

GUYS

what we do

LISTEN

we vote in the

GUYS

vote in the BNP

LISTEN DAMN IT

help them establish a dictatorship

guyd, GUYS

then

guys

then we move away.

after the inevitable civil war we move back and fix everything

good plan y/n

>>57768214
>good plan y/n

Only a good plan if you're of foreign decent, since they'll pay you £50,000 to 'go back to your country.'

Since I'm only half British I guess I'd take my 50k, go back to my EU home, then emigrate to Canada. Or Japan. Who cares - I'd have fifty fucking thousand pounds.

>>57768295
My bad, decent should be descent.

OOPS.

>>57768214
n

>>57768295
it's a win win then isn't it?

>>57768214

>Vote in a single policy party with zero political experience with a member base of working class skinheads with anger management issues and homophobia

BRILLIANT.JPG

>>57768295
No fucking way. I call bull.
My dad's half dutch and he could get this shit? Jesus man.
How come they don't big this shit up?

>the recently passed law against images of fictional minors in sexual situations

I see no problem there.

>>57768409
>after the inevitable civil war

>>57768429
Don't worry. They're only going after the darkies.

>>57768122
man, that sounds pretty fucking bad

are they cutting off internet right and left over there?

Half of me is worried that Britain is becoming too diverse, but the rational half knows that they are keeping the economy afloat. Think of all the Asian doctors, all the polish plumber, electricians. The people who pick peas in field certainly aren't of English decent.

>>57768429
They just did, it's a "new" policy

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/29/bnp-non-white-britons-resettlement-grants

>>57766020
damn this means I'd be guilty of multiple genocide when going to britain ?
fuck you guy who made pandemic 2 ...

>>57768473

Inept governments dont really cause civil wars, just social breakdown. It's outrageously adept and extreme ones that get wars kicking off.

>>57768488
>are they cutting off internet right and left over there?

We've got about 9-12 months grace before the shit hits the fan, because the communications ombudsman is doing a "public consultation" (which means they'll talk to copyright holders and the public and then give the copyright holders what they want, as usual). But then yes, pretty much it's what I expect to happen.

>>57768505

but wat bout dem pakis in my corner shop blad
they wont serve me booze so im voting bnp

VOTE LIBDEMS, VOTE LIBDEMS, VOTE LIBDEMS,
FAGGOTS

>>57768295
I call bullshit on that. They can't pay every foreigner 50,000£. They just use a cargo plane to ship them back home.

>>57768505

>Implying we have pea farms in Britain

>>57768505
>Half of me is worried that Britain is becoming too diverse, but the rational half knows that they are keeping the economy afloat.

Well each old person on a pension needs the average tax income of 5 working people to keep their current standard of living. Currently that ratio is 2.2:1. Either we more than double income tax and NI or we have more immigrants...

>Digital Economy Act 2010
BANNED IN BRITAIN: ACT 1

fucking hell time to ditch this place fast.

who is everyone voting?

>>57768600

>Crack neighbour's WEP network
>Download shit
>Laugh as innocent people are fined and jailed why I listen to Venetian Snares albums and jerk it to obscure fetish porn

>>57768641
HEY DARKIE, WANT 50K TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY?

Uh yeah sure sounds okay

COME WITH ME

*Get taken to an airport*

OKAY WE'VE REVOKED YOUR CITIZENSHIP SO YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE AIRPORT, BYE

Wait, where's my money?

HAHAHA FUCKING DARKIE SCUM, YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID, THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO GET RID OF YOU.

>>57768567
that's the establish a dictatorship part

they do their best fucking things up and crave briton up.

No one gives a shit. It's not video games. Fucking britfags always posting off topic bullshit.

>>57768848
It sort of applies to online gaming.
sort of.

>>57768718
Lib Dem is the only party with a chance that will repeal the Digital Economy Act. So them.

>>57768749
>Laugh as innocent people are fined and jailed why I listen to Venetian Snares albums and jerk it to obscure fetish porn
1) People wouldn't be jailed
2) You can pirate music 100% untraceably by ripping it from youtube with audacity, lol
3) Porn isn't subject to copyright in the UK on grounds of "public decency"

>>57768905
>It sort of applies to online gaming. sort of.

Well, the new law gets rid of the UK ratings agency and substitutes the EU one in its place, which means a UK indie developer has to pay £1000 to get his game rated or go to jail if he doesn't.

THAT VIDEOGAMES ENOUGH FOR YOU?

(Also torrents will be blocked, MMO patches use torrents, etc)

>>57768838
>britain

>>57768515
what exactly is "BNP"

is this some sort of minor political party? like the green party in america?

>>57769084
British nazi party

BANNED IN BRITAIN

>>57769084
British National Party.
Extreme right and just a bunch of racists really. The leader is the slimiest guy ever, the sort of dude if you met down a dark alley you're scream rape before he got within touching distance.

>>57769138
British National Party, but yeah they're racist nazis.

>>57769084
British National Party.
It's the only one that opposes turning Britain into a muslim state, but sadly it's filled with Nazis.

>>57768908

>2) You can pirate music 100% untraceably by ripping it from youtube with audacity, lol

Yeah, I really want to rip awful low quality music tracks one at a time, with the chance that the entire album isn't on youtube.

And no, porn isn't subject to copyright, but "obscene publications" are illegal.


What I'm trying to say is that just having a download tracked to a home ip address isn't enough, because anyone with Google culd work out how to get onto it and download what they want. You need actual evidence of that data being copied onto your hard-drive.

>>57769084
BNP=British National Party.
They were insignificent until the media decided to give them coverage every week.

>>57769175
> the sort of dude if you met down a dark alley you're scream rape before he got within touching distance.

Fun fact, he has a glass eye because he went hunting as a kid and threw a bunch of live rifle rounds into a campfire.

>>57769084

>BNP
>green party in america

Best comparison ever.

>>57769246
>"obscene publications" are illegal.

Depends on the definition of obscene under a law that hasn't been seen in any court yet.

>>57769180
nazi fits better

but i only trap monster in MH
and i only use blunt weapons in mount and blade

soooo

Fuck the LibLabCon.

The BNP is the only party which doesn't have complete dickheads.

It's not homophobic, it's just opposed to the faggots demanding more rights like it's happening right now.

Yeah, it's never been in Parliament, because it's not a professional political party (read: pawns in the hands of the super rich).

What other party plans to send the nigger/sandnigger scum leeches to the shithole they came from? And what about Afghanistan, you think Cameron won't just feed you with more lies about "terrorism" in there so that the troops will then stay there forever? The real terrorists are in Britain, and you faggots are the ones at fault. "Balanced" immigration system? Shiiiiit, nigga. British person moves out, sandnigger comes in. Two british people move out because said sandnigger came in. Two sandniggers come in, and the closed circle continues.

You idiots need to get your heads out of your asses and see the truth.

And no, I'm not English, I'm Russian. I am voting for the BNP. Anyone with any common sense will agree with me.

>>57769246
>You need actual evidence of that data being copied onto your hard-drive.

No, that's how a sane law would work, the Digital Economy Act just needs evidence infringement MAY have taken place or MIGHT TAKE PLACE IN THE FUTURE.

Yes, really.

>>57769287

And that's exactly the problem. Is BDSM obscene? Furfag porn? /d/ shit?

>>57769355
>And no, I'm not English, I'm Russian. I am voting for the BNP.

10/10 would lol again

>>57769421
Depends on the type of /d/.

Furry would be under bestiality I suspect.

>>57769355
Cool Story Bro

Oh missed one
>>57769421
>Is BDSM obscene?
Most likely yes because it's "extreme porn"

>>57769355
Oh Russia! You so crazy!

>>57769253
An almost Darwin award there.

This is fucking unbelievable. It's your own fucking home and you can decide for yourself what you will or will not do.

If you want to jack off to 3 clowns penetrating a 7 year old boy then that's your choice, not their's.

>>57769376
love me some thoughtcrime

1984 anyone?

>>57769433

I'm guessing you're either a nigger or Islamist scum.

>>57769253
What is it with Britain and politicians with fucked up eyes? That's like the third one we've had.

>>57769708
How many times do you think Orwellian nightmare and BNP have been used in the same sentence?

>>57769745
It's so you can't tell if they're lying.

>>57769728
White, atheist, paid £8,000 in income tax last year which is probably £8,000 more than you, you benefit-scrounging cider-drinking peasant.

>>57769708
>>57769708
>>57769708
>>57769708
>implying the UK isn't already Orwellian Hell.

HOLY SHIT IT'S V FOR VENDETTA.

>>57769708

You wanna get vaporized cracka?

>>57769831
I SAID NIGHTMARE NOT HELL

every time I read a thread about Britain its like shit is getting worse and worse over there

do you guys not notice the downhill slide? do you not care? am I imagining it because I do not live there?

It seems like you guys have a ton of undesirable immigrants streaming in, and lose more and more rights every day. And you guys just talk about it like its business as usual.

>>57769355

>It's not homophobic, it's just opposed to the faggots demanding more rights like it's happening right now.

Well you completed the counter-point for me, thanks.

>Yeah, it's never been in Parliament, because it's not a professional political party (read: pawns in the hands of the super rich).

I don't care about excuses for not being in Parliament, it's the fact that no one in the party has real political experience. And as someone said, the members are basically your typical working class guy who believes everything the rag says. Not exactly a good political force.

>What other party plans to send the nigger/sandnigger scum leeches to the shithole they came from? And what about Afghanistan, you think Cameron won't just feed you with more lies about "terrorism" in there so that the troops will then stay there forever? The real terrorists are in Britain, and you faggots are the ones at fault. "Balanced" immigration system? Shiiiiit, nigga. British person moves out, sandnigger comes in. Two british people move out because said sandnigger came in. Two sandniggers come in, and the closed circle continues.

Yeah, and funnily enough the LibDems have stated they want to withdraw from Afghanistan, so if that's a concern for you they have that issue covered too. Likewise immigration is a very misreported issue: Migration is at its LOWEST in years, with IMMIGRANTS starting to leave the country. Things are getting better.

>Anyone with any common sense will agree with me.

No, anyone with common sense will realise the BNP are a weak and inept party that will achieve nothing for an issue that doesn't matter. I mean, £50k for every foreigner who wants to leave the country? Where the hell is that money coming from? Did anyone sit down and think about this?

You suck at rational thinking.

UK is part-Orwellian hell, part-Brave New World, and all-V for Vendetta.

That comicbook (fuck the movie) was the best critique of this country there could be.

>>57769376

I know Bro, that's what I was saying.. I just didn't point out how retarded I thought the law was.

>>57769879
I agree.
Also you missed out Fahrenheit 451.

>law against images of fictional minors in sexual situations

Is this true?

I'll have to never go on 4chan again to avoid that.

>>57769874
>IMMIGRANTS starting to leave the country. Things are getting better.
Rats desert sinking ships.
5 working people needed to support every single old person's pension. We currently have 2.2. Keep telling yourself shit's getting "better", son.

>Digital Economy Act
>Patriot Act, except about videogames

>>57769959
>Is this true?

Yes. Also bans BDSM.

>>57769873

>do you guys not notice the downhill slide? do you not care? am I imagining it because I do not live there?

>Most split and uncertain general election in years just around the corner with people bracing for change in Britain.

Trust me, we're working on it.

HAY LETS CAMPAIGN FOR DIGITAL RIGHTS BY STANDING IN A GROUP WITH BLANK PLACARDS AND TAPE OVER OUR MOUTHS SO NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE PROTESTING ABOUT

Why do I keep feeling that 911 started all this shit

>>57770016
>Most split and uncertain general election in years just around the corner with people bracing for change in Britain.
Oh get real. Calling it now: Conservatives win slim majority, shit gets even worse, nobody does anything, then THIRTEEN MORE YEARS, the EU will continue to be the only defender of human rights, but everyone will still believe the government-fed Daily Mail bullshit against it and the country will get even more racist.

>>57770008

Fuck.

How long has this been in place?

I'm probably a sex offender now because of this shit.

>>57769175
>>57769180
>>57769235

Lol, nigger loving bitches.