>"Halo Reach Multiplayer Beta access will only be given to adult gold accounts">Go to Bungie forums>See thousands of kids crying because they are under 18 and wont be able to play the Beta>MY FUCKING FACE
JUSTICE DOES EXIST IN THIS WORLD
>>57308172I'm pretty sure there are no children accounts. You have to register as 18 to get a live account I think.
So no one gets in the beta?
>>57308230You can register a live account under 18, it get sets at Child and you cannot download 18+ or M rated demos/videos from the marketplace. So thats whats happening here.
>>57308172Now, if only they would extend those rules to their finished products. Halo might actually be playable with a mic on Live.
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>>57308302"mommy go buy me Halo reach"also: Online purchasing. Both of these things are going to make it horrid.
This...is exciting.
>Got Xbox Live 3 years ago when I was still 17>Still had to deal with all the "parental controls" bullshit, didn't realize this until later in the sign-up>Xbox Live still says I'm 17, even though 3 years has passedfeels bad man
source faggot
>bungie
>>57308378>>57308378>>57308378>>57308378:O
I'm okay with this!
who the hell would put themselves below 18 years old anywayeven a kid can realize that's no good
>>57308413.are you me?
The majority of kids will say over 18 just because they know about this kind of shit anyway
>>57308413>>57308413>>57308413you can upgrade it. I had to do that. and im 22 now...feelsbetterman.jpg
I thought all the kids would lie about their age.dohohoho, I am pleasantly suprised.
>>57308463It's the one time they feel they need to be honest.
>>57308421underageb& detected.
>>57308514>>57308514>>57308514>>57308514how?
>>57308484Yeah this shit happens to everyone>>57308463The account I used was pretty much what I used for anything, and nothing I ever signed up for ever required being 18
>my face when I don't have a credit card to make me an adult account.
link to bungie forums thread?
>>57308413This. I stupidly set my account up as an underage account when I was 17 on accident. For a while it affected nothing but one day I wanted some DLC for an M rated game and the fucking system rejected me for the download. This was 2 years later. It was a son of a bitch to get it switched to an adult account. I still don't understand why it doesn't just update that automatically.
Aaaaaaaaaw yeeeeeeeeeeh.Kind of a jerk move, but anything to keep the 12 year olds out of my games.
>>57308617>http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=43344528The entire page 1 is filled with them, have fun!
Justice indeed.
>They didn't lie about their ages
>My face when people paid $60 for a beta
>>57308712Most of the kids though they would not need to lie about it on Live. SO JUSTICE
I'm 12, but you wouldn't believe me if we played online. i act like I'm 18, and i am very friendly and pleasant to be around. i never squeak, because puberty has made that impossible by now, and i know how to act thanks to the fact that i got live when i was 10, two years of XBL will straighten you up.
>>57308302BRILLIANT
>>57308172I may not like your games bungie, but I like your style
>>57308755>I'm 12>two years of XBL will straighten you up
>>57308172>>57308172FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Yeah i'm pretty PO'd. But I don't have the money or time to sue them ;_;
>>57308755holy shit you're even using grammar properly
I think this picture sums up our feelings, guys.
>my face
I've been lying about my age on the internet since I was 12.
>>57308755>implying you're 12
GLORIOUS
>>57308755Keep fighting the good fight little bro. There's nothing inherently wrong with playing online games with 12 year olds, just most of them are retarded.
LOL!
and then the Halo Reach beta was empty
Seriously, this is bullshit. I'm so fucking tired of companies not giving underaged people access to their content. It's a BETA, kids are smarter at finding glitches and stuff because more free time = more time played.Fucking stupid ass companies. I'm definitely NOT gonna buy Reach now. Dumbasses didn't expect that huh?
>>57308755>repeatedly doesn't capitalize the letter "I"Faggot.
>>57308514How do you do this?
>my face when everyone on the Bungie forums is claiming that MS is doing false advertising
>>57309228>I'm definitely NOT gonna buy Reach nowHAHAHA HE THINKS HE HAS A CHOICEThe laws are changing little faggot, by the time Reach comes around your parents wont be able to buy you mature games anymore.
>>57308362>Fuck bitches
>>57309228
Underage kiddies getting schooled by Bungie?Beautiful...
>>57309237go to the xbl website and search it up. or lurk the dashboard for a little bit>"Upgrade child account"
>>57309228OH FUCK ONE PERSON ISN'T GOING TO BUY OUR GAME BECAUSE HE RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE BY BEING A SQUEALING FAGGOT OH NOES
>>57308172Bungie just got 73% more awesome
who was dumb enough not to lie about their age?i remember years of Peter Jackson, born 1980...
>>57309228Looks like somebody isn't old enough to play the Beta.
>>57308944Don't fall for it. It's the "I'm young but totally mature for my age" troll.The guy is probably like 24.
>>57308172My face at said news.>I have a gold account>I am 20>underageb& raging, fucking lol
>>57308755if you're complaining that you can't get reach for no reason, just get your parents to help upgrade it. obviously you have matured enough for it to not matter, right?
>>57309228>kids are smarter at finding glitches and stuff because more free timeA non sequitur if ever I saw one.
>>57309228lol, u mad
kids shouldnt play Reach at all not even the final game
>>57308944well aside using the lowercase i instead of the correct Uppercase Ibut keep at!
Thanks for the good laughs, OP.
this is a step in the right direction, now if the final product also stopped underage accounts from doing matchmaking...GLORIOUS
>>57308755If you were 12 you'd be saying retarded shit. Not that older people won't.
>>57309658Let them play.2.01 K/D ratio on Social Slayer back when I used to play Halo 3.1.76 or something on Ranked.All the little children playing, it's like I'm really playing campaign on Heroic.