You look in your backyard and see this.What do you do?
fap
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Angel statu-MIL LILLY!? YYYEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
Get a video camera, hook it up to a monitor and point them both towards it.Then jizz on it.
Not care because I'm not a Britfag making non video game threads on /v/.
DON'T BLINK! WHATEVER YOU DO... DO *NOT* BLINK!!
Ah shit. What film was this from again?
turn the tv off because dr. who is a horrible show for a horrible country. only saving grace is david tennant's hotness.
>>57305552Dr Who, the episode Blink.There's a torrent somewhere.
>>57305545>>57305359Just alternate closing one eye at a time huuurrrrr duuurrrr Mario shit
>>57305711Oh I remember now. Thanks
1.maintain eye contact2.call my friend who is a builder and avid who fan3.build a box with mirrors on the inside around it while we take turns watching.4 ?????5 Profit!also, wait for the Doctor to show up as he's prone to do when shit like this goes down.
I throw it in the ocean.
>>57305359dont post a picture it will bec-dont listen to me the angel just broke my neck sir, hurt more than i though it would
since when did I have a statue?oh well, lets go back to /v/
Cut my eyelids off.
Sure, they're a formidable enemy, but what can they do against an adversary that can't blink?
i put on a better show
>>57306065noooooi must pet
They should make some kind of video game boss like him.You can't stop looking at him, or you'll die instantly.
>>57305977I'm sorry sir, the Angels are coming to kill you sir.
>>57305977That fucking freaked me out. Even the way it kept his memories and such.
>>57306133Moment he's offscreen, he sneaks behind you and BOOM dead.
>>57305977Bob :(
I rub my dick on it's face
Why has nobody tried breaking one with a sledgehammer?>>57306065Dude, fuck you for posting that.
>>57307202I think its cute personally.
>>57306065
nothing
I'll destroy it with a rocket launcher.
I blink in confusion and scratch my head.
I wonder if like Boos, I'll get a Blue Coin if I break one
>>57305359Well that ones already fucked. Think about it, any living thing observes it and its stone. Every insect, bird, anything counts.Concepts just daft.
I attach a saddle to its back, and ride it.I will go superfast, but I won't see where I'm going.
Combine the pork liver and oxydol.
WHAT IS THIS FROM
Pray I get sent back to the 80s.
>>57305545Pic related.http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173
>>57305359sell it and sage threads
>>57307771http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_%28Doctor_Who%29
>Call friend>Tell friend to bring sledgehammer or jackhammer at any cost>Keep watch of statue until friend is done destroying itProblem solved, still, that was a good episode, and if I ever saw this guy in my backyard I'd probably shit my pants.
>>57306065Whered you get a pic of my cat
>>57308112IMA NAME HIM BONEFACE
>>57308112I'm in yo house, snappin yo cat