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  • File : 1271286520.jpg-(45 KB, 380x294, venom_iv_hand_big.jpg)
    45 KB Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:08 No.55842193  
    Anyone tried this stuff?

    http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

    >Ever felt like you want to play on for hours but you can’t? “Just one more mission! One more round!” you say. Now you can go all night long (and longer) with the Razer Venom. Scientifically proven to boost your senses and take down any signs of fatigue, you will now be able to clock up to over 100 hours of gaming time in one sitting.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:09 No.55842321
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    What the fuck did I just read
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:10 No.55842355
    This is HARDCORE for HARDCORE gamers such as myself
    >> Julia 04/14/10(Wed)19:10 No.55842362
    Twas' only a matter of time
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:10 No.55842382
    >>55842321
    An April Fool's Joke
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:10 No.55842386
    So basically it is fueling obsession?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:10 No.55842402
    >Green Veins
    >Wont need to eat
    >Wont need to drink

    This seems safe.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:11 No.55842445
    >over 100 hours of gaming time in one sitting.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:11 No.55842452
    >>55842382
    >Copyright © 1999- 2010 Razer USA Ltd. All rights reserved.
    u wong
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:12 No.55842526
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:12 No.55842553
    >>55842452
    that makes it not a joke?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:12 No.55842569
    Oh wow a green liquid that is injected straight into my bloodstream that requires me to no longer eat or sleep

    Seems legit
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:12 No.55842573
    this can't be real
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:12 No.55842586
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:13 No.55842630
    woah woah woah
    please tell me this is fake
    It turns you into fucking bane
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:13 No.55842669
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    >> Julia 04/14/10(Wed)19:13 No.55842678
    >>55842569
    Its liquid crack.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:13 No.55842684
    Just ordered some.

    Hopefully it's not a joke because they have my fucking credit card details man.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:13 No.55842696
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    Venom you say?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842729
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    Does it this turn me into Bane? If so I'll take 20.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842737
    >>55842569
    Flawless logic. I'm ordering eighty. First ten replies get one sent free, bros, though not outside Europe.
    (continuing the sarcasm, for those that thought I was THAT stupid)
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842742
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    huh
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842752
    >>55842586
    That is the most enthusiastic face ever.
    >> Omega-Xis !!gsLH+/f9G6M 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842768
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    >Gold-plated needle
    >Steroids made for gaming
    >April Fools discount
    It's safe bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842771
    I do heroine and the thought of putting an energy drink into my veins still disgusts me. Jesus, you neckbeards are encroaching on us drug addicts' territory more and more every day. Stop being such failures!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.55842776
    >Implying this is not an April Fool's joke
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842806
    >Has both Venom and Razor in the name
    >Neither should be in my bloodstream
    >Think I'll pass, thanks
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842842
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842850
    Enjoy your death upon the first 50 hours when injected with that stuff.
    >> [|) Ashley (|] !!HKSFZezGkvq 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842858
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842868
    Marketing for Batman 2? FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842883
    OH GOD THIS SHIT CAN'T BE REAL
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.55842904
    >>55842737

    Email me, I want one bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:16 No.55842920
    >>55842771
    LOOK GUYS I DO DRUGS, AM I COOL AND EDGY NOW?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:16 No.55842965
    > now that you’re on a 120 hour marathon of awesomeness
    after being awake for 120 hours, awesome is the last thing you'll feel like
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:16 No.55842975
    Secure Checkout Step 1 : Shipping & Billing Information Step 2 : Payment Information Step 3 : Order Confirmation

    Your order has been successfully made.


    Important - Due to the nature of this product – The Razer team has been working closely with major legal authorities and insurance entities to ensure safe and proper usage.

    Based on your provided location and delivery details, our Razer VST (Venom Support Team) will contact on your behalf, a representative from your local Police and Drug Enforcement Agency to notify them of your intended use and will need live, in-person registration of this product.

    Within 2 days, an officer from your local Narcotics Control department will contact you to schedule an appointment for an assessment of your health and narcotics background (usually within a week of this order), following which to guide you through a first time use of the Razer Venom Professional Gaming Enhancement Solution.

    A copy of your order will be sent to jksenorkranswick@gmail.com upon confirmation of schedule upon reply from your local authorities.

    Your web reference number is: VN-O 252576655
    Please use this number in any inquiries regarding your order. You may wish to print or save this page for future reference.

    while definitely an April Fools joke, I enjoy their message that comes with your order
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:17 No.55843023
    How much this shit cost... if it's cheaper than plain old meth I may get me some.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:17 No.55843077
    SO SOMETIME U NEED TO GAME BUT U CANT CONTROL UR POWER.......... USE THIS TO GET FASTER AND STRONGER AND SHOOT MORE AND NEVER NEED WATER, BATHROOM, FOOD
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:18 No.55843125
    >>55842904
    did he email you?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:18 No.55843132
    mmmmm cancer
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:18 No.55843161
    Actually really funny for an aprils fools
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843189
    Razer products are shitty as fuck already, why would anyone use this, even assuming it was real.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843247
    >>55843175

    COOL RETRYING OVER AND OVER FOR DOUBLES, TRIPFAG
    >> Chicken 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843252
    i want some of that stuff, right in my dick for fappin

    FAPPING FOREVER
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843257
    >>55843175
    you failed twice, try again you loser
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843261
    now with matching razer poop sock
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843267
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    >>55842771
    >"I do heroine"
    >calling US failures
    >> [|) Ashley (|] !!HKSFZezGkvq 04/14/10(Wed)19:19 No.55843277
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    >>55843175

    Someone needs to fucking ban you already, Jammno.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:20 No.55843294
    >• Ambidextrous design for left- or right–arm use

    OH YOU.

    THEY DON'T MAKE LEFT AND RIGHT ARM IVs!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:20 No.55843316
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    >Venom
    Now I can live my dreams
    >> OP here !!A8XCm38O0BT 04/14/10(Wed)19:20 No.55843332
    VIDYA STEROIDS?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:20 No.55843345
    >>55843252
    FINALLY I CAN JERK OFF ENDLESSLY WITHOUT NEEDING TO SLEEP

    ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
    >> Mr.Casual™ !fKuNewfAGs 04/14/10(Wed)19:20 No.55843352
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    >>55843175
    dont worry, im sure you will get doubles some time
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:21 No.55843389
    Yeah, I've pretty much been using venom since it first came out. I'm cut down my sleep from 8 hours a day to 24 hours a week. My railgun accuracy is through the roof, my K/D ratio makes random people commit suicide because they know I will always be better. Thanks venom, you saved me.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:21 No.55843425
    >something rediculous appears on april 14th
    >must be an april fools joke
    >later, in december
    >duke nukem forever announced
    >APRIL FOOLS JOKE LOL
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:21 No.55843429
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    Only Wilson can get doubles
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843492
    >it's a joke
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843509
    >>55843425

    Yeah, that's about the average /v/ intelligence
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843524
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843556
    >>55843398
    inb4 deleted
    >> Mr.Casual™ !fKuNewfAGs 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843570
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    >>55843398
    oh so close
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843581
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    >posting an april fools prank on 4/14
    >my face
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:22 No.55843596
    >>55842920
    >hey guys I have nothing to say, check out this greentext!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:23 No.55843613
    >>55842696

    That picture is just nasty.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:23 No.55843632
    Just saying but i would probably buy this if it was real and hook myself up to like 4 packs and go on a killing rampage.

    Killing rampage on tf2 that is.
    >> Mr.Casual™ !fKuNewfAGs 04/14/10(Wed)19:23 No.55843677
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    >>55843569
    keep on tryin
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:23 No.55843687
    >>55843569

    inb4 deleted
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!p0vsciyTrzR 04/14/10(Wed)19:23 No.55843690
    >>55843425
    >something rediculous appears on april 14th
    It's been there since the 1st.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:24 No.55843723
    >>55843690

    Negative
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:24 No.55843740
    >>55843569
    Jammno you tremendous faggot why did you take down that video of a bunch of level 1 black humans in WoW running around?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:24 No.55843741
    >>55843425
    This just in: April Fool's now a year-round event
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:24 No.55843782
    lets hear it for Jammno sucking dick with his ugly coke-rotted teeth
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:24 No.55843809
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    >>55842321
    >bruce_willis_on_ecstacy.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:24 No.55843816
    Oh god bros, I can't tell you how much I want this to be true, I would directly order it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:25 No.55843835
    >>55843677
    YOU GOT IT BRO
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:25 No.55843854
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    sex appeal
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:25 No.55843907
    Oh Jesus Christ, Bane is advertising on /v/
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:26 No.55843949
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    just too damn fine baby
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:26 No.55843961
    >>55843570
    >implying the 33 within that are not indeed doubles.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:26 No.55844005
    >>55843835
    No
    Every thread does not have to be a fucking gay ass doubles thread
    stop it
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:26 No.55844014
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    you got it going on babe
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:27 No.55844071
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    <3
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:27 No.55844100
    >>55844014

    who the fuck is this and why does he look familiar?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:27 No.55844137
    Its jammno baby.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:27 No.55844140
    >>55843723
    Yes it has, faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:27 No.55844152
    Does it put LEDs in my blood?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:28 No.55844178
    If you get air bubbles, you are fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:28 No.55844211
    did you ever get your dentures, Jammno?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:28 No.55844231
    >>55842771

    I do Xanax.

    You're a fucking casual.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:29 No.55844321
    sick of this rotten teeth fucktard shitting up threads
    >> JustAnotherRandom !!p0vsciyTrzR 04/14/10(Wed)19:29 No.55844346
    >>55843723
    Affirmative.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:30 No.55844400
    >>55844321
    but im good at video games, all the girls like me :)
    >> Ballz !LAWX9DORQ2 04/14/10(Wed)19:31 No.55844497
    >>55844346

    Sup baby dick
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:31 No.55844542
    I demand an answer Jammno, why did you remove the video?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:31 No.55844580
    THIS SHIT WILL GET ME FIT!



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