I don't have time to justify myself to your viewers. I have a galaxy to save. Excuse me.

I fuck my pokemon all the time, I don't give a shit about what these motherfuckers think

i lost my virginity to pikachu

now i am a full member of society

excuse me, the little yellow wow wants some more cock

>>54782364

/thread

Snorlax was a bad idea.

Listen lady, I believe that fucking your dog is probably something most people would not do.
I feel sort of sickened.

-Renegade Interrupt

>>54782364

I lol'd

I'm sick of you and your disingenious assertions!
>Falcon punch

ABRA

>Implying she doesn't have threesome with the cameraman and Loudred between shoots

I don't give a shit

Hey lady, your camera man is about to get his own experience with that Loudred in a second.

>>54782276

When you're on a long adventure and trapped in a cold cave, your electric pokemon is too tired to use flash anymore and you'd do anything for something warm and comfortable. One thing leads to another and I'm bumming my charmander, don't judge me bitch I love my Pokemon.

HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT GARDEVOIR IS A MERE POKEMON! SHE IS MAI WAIFU!

>>54782364
Holy shit. Well fucking played.

HEY, that Gardevoir was coming onto ME

>Shepard_punch_reporter.gif

LOVE FERALIGATR TRAVEL

SHINY MAGIKARP

How do you feel about Hypno raping his own master

ULTIMATE

>>54782276

Come again, ma'am?

BATTLE STRATEGY

pokeporn plox :3

>>54782364
I want to post that pic of shepard saying this and then there's a pic of him wearing the pink armor dancing in the nightclub, but I'm too tired to dig through my 4chan folder and find it

Well I mean I think it depends on the pokemon, really.

Magneton, Gengar, Tauros... those kinds just don't do it for me.

However, send me a Gardevoir or a Lopunny and I might reconsider.

............

HUGE POWER

"This should really be more common than it is."

>>54782364>>54782364>>54782364>>54782364

>My face when I hypnotize a man so that he see's all men as hot chicks and all chicks as men

>>54782797
More like you don't have it and are asking for it, amirite?

>>54782847

Damn. My post was the only one that wasn't lulzy.

>>54782364

Since I breed for a living I can understand why but its still very wrong.Hows about me and you talk more about this over lunch.Im a mean cook.

I'm sorry let me just unlodge my dick

>>54782820
I guess you got caught...
RED-HANDED!
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

WHO WAS PHONE

>Guy ask you whats IN and HIP
>Adult toys
>My face rigth after it

>>54782924

>>54782964

>>54782998
Where is that dude in R/S/E?

"I'm saying gotta give 'em Pokemans some love"

>>54783054
The island place where there is a cave to catch Arons

Hey, if a girl gets on all fours and lets her buizel do its thing, who are we to judge?

>>54782424
One in five hundred men and one in thirty women, in North America, over the age of 30.

ROCK SOLID

AND THUS, ANOTHER SHINING MOMENT IN 4CHAN HISTORY WAS PRESERVED FOR COUNTLESS GENERATIONS TO COME

I for one enjoy the love I and my Ampharos share. Isn't that right Zee?

Zee:"suck, suck shlick suck"
Me: Awww fuck yeah......

Feels good, man.

>>54783075

>>54783136
Do you have source on that?

>>54783162
>>54782364 here. Color me fucking flattered. This is the only post I've made in a long-ass time, so it's good to know my lurking has paid off. In return for making me feel good about myself, have an Asian chick with a slightly-above-average ass. I think she's cute. Would definitely smash.

I heard you and that Loudred last night lady.

>>54782964

HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THIS FACE
YOU JUST CAN'T
D:

>>54782276
It helps a trainer bond with his pokemon, and therefore they become a better fighting team.

Is it gay if you fuck a girl possessed by your male Haunter?

>>54782998

Look man, I'm the goddamn League champ!
Fuck your shit! I can fuck whatever I want!
Give me your mic!
I wish to have sex with it.

>>54783359
I whole-heartedly agree

This thread is notoriously lacking in Hypno rape or Flannery turtle sex.

>>54783371
No. It'd be just like a threesome. Not gay.

>>54783371
....that's a VERY good question!

>>54783371
A TRULY PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION.

inb4 HERESY

PURGE THE FACE OF THE EARTH

>>54783371
i'd imagine not.

>>54783334

I think I'll make a team in HG/SS of the 6 sexiest pokemon.

WHERES COMMISAR WHEN YOU NEED HIM/HER

>>54783660
PUNCHING DICKS

>>54783654

You WILL add a male lucario right?...

RIGHT?

XENO SCUM

Hey, boys...

>>54783371
Is it gay to have sex with a woman who was once a man?

UNCLEAN

>>54783754
Does Salsa-dancing involve chips and dip?

>>54783730
Fuck yeah I will!

>>54783565

Soul Silver Dex "It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier."

What about those Hypnos raping our girls, and now drowzees are fucking with our children, I say we fight back

>>54783654

I'm already working on it
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Blaziken
Froslass
Nidoqueen
Mawile

there's also Mismagius, any Eevee, Ninetails and maybe some others

ADVENTURE
NERVOUS
SLOWPOKE

>>54783775

STUFF IS LUDICOLO

Can someone post that Lucario/Trainer comic?

>>54783861
That is a respectably fuckable team.

>>54783745

>>54783371

Didn't someone draw a comic of that?

>>54784039
>>54784073

Porn or biological diagrams? You decide

>>54784039
>>54784073
I don't even

I love my gardevoir. I would do anything with and for her <3

And she loves me back, just like Bella loves Edward in Twilight!

~My life is pokemon MLIP

>>54784205

OH GOOD ANOTHER FORCED MEME. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IRRITATED AS YOU SPAM EVERY THREAD WITH IT

>>54784277
>implying you are indeed waiting

>>54782364

Doctor?

I think I'm gay for lucario.
He's just hawt

>>54784277


It's an /sp/ meme.


Also, ur a faget

>>54784277

>>54783840
>What about those Hypnos raping our girls, and now drowzees are fucking with our children, I say we fight back

What, and affect the male population of Hypnos and Drowzees?
Do YOU want to be raped by a female Hypno or a Drowzee? I say we let them be.

>>54784277

>>54782276
I don't play children games.

-Mr Bark

What it SHOULD look like

Pokemon have consensual sex in the missionary position for the act of procreating

This thread needs more Gardevoir

>>54784451
YOU SICK BASTARD

Sage, reported, hidden, filtered, and I called the cops.

>>54784521
what are they gonna do?

>>54784558

>>54784558

arrest us for pokemon cruelty

>>54784621
>>54784594
oh noes

>>54782797
if you're still here, its this.

also, IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS! *SHEPARD PAWNCH*

>>54784621
but the pokemon love it and so do I. It's natural and fine.

>>54784821

OHBOYHEREWEGO.jpeg

I am not a pokemon trainer. You must have mistaken me with some weaboo faggot.

I find it disgusting and, frankly, a complete violation of what a pokemon trainer is all about.

Now if you'll excuse me, my Gardevoir and I have some business to attend to.

>>54784785

Oh.
I see no problem in it now.
-Now where is that gardevoir

>>54782276
I AM A
DIGITAL CAMERA

If you're going to fight back against Pokeporn, thats cool, but... couldnt you do it with something more /v/ related than Warhammer?

>>54784785

>>54784989
You're obviously not getting the joke.

So you want me to fuck you?

>>54784821
Punctual as always.

>>54785057
I get the joke, I just wish we had a more /v/ related response team.

>>54782567
I read it in his voice wish I hadn't.

"I have to keep gardevoir's company somehow. Interview over"

>>54785251
OH GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS PAGE

>>54785251
despite hating this comic for the furry shit i have to admit i lol'd hard at this part

I was just EV training it. Nothing more.

>>54785429
>despite hating this comic for the furry shit i have to admit i got hard at this part

finally found it

>>54785251

>>54785519
>>54785429
>despite hating this comic for the furry shit i have to admit i came at this part

>>54785615

>>54785429

Indeed, I got a little laugh out of that as well.

>>54785251
Oh so it wad ditto, I guess that makes the comic unfurry now.

>>54785251
DITTO WIN

>>54785799

It becomes furry x slime

>>54785251
But... if it was Ditto all along, why did he resist at the start? :/

>>54786037
So that you would keep reading it you sick fuck

Can someone post the comic iwth Lucarios spongebath please? :3

>>54786037

It was all according to keikaku.

Abra Awesome

Pokeporn is the only thing that makes pokemon threads worth existing anyway.

>>54786198

I don't get that comic... what's it about?

>>54782276
I only do it to for the faster EV training it provides.

But my gardevoir and lopunny and froslass love it :<

They love me!

>>54786640
just a guess...

a spongebath?

>>54786640

Has to do with Lucario being gay for someone.

I only have four pages of it.

Last one I got.

>>54784989
>>54785070
>>54785137
>>54785177
>>54785210
>>54785251
Why does this remind me of Trucker's Delight?

I came in expecting to see a lot of female trainers x pokemon but I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED /v/

FUCK YOU

>>54787296
Goddamn, I've seen more... there's a 'next day' page too...

>>54787156
So cute :3

What if I only watch my pokemon having sex with each other? Is that ok?

EVERYONE HAPPY
WI-FI NOGAEMS

>>54782276
Last night my neighbors in the room next to mine had loud sex. So I took the time awake to train more pokemanz and clear out the team rocket hq.

>>54787675
>delicious lopunny x frosslass x gardevoir x ninetails orgy

>>54787411
I am a femtrainer and I say...
OH Typhlosion, fuck me.

>>54783803
Garfield?

>>54787849
>>54787675
>Implying you wouldn't join in

>>54782276
You say that as if it's okay to have sex with Pokemon that arent my OWN.

Good game Jon

"Disgusting, I'd much rather rape the various female gym leaders."

>>54788482
FUCK YOU HYPNO

But I love my Sneasel...

>>54787980
Don't you mean Charles Guiteau?

Uh...I'll pass. Could we just have a battle?

>>54788670
G-Sun? More like TREASON

>implying enslaving them and making them fight for our entertainment is morally superior to having sex with them

>>54788670

>>54787296
does anyone know where the rest are?

>>54788874
hmm. well when you put it that way

Well, I have no problem with it if the Pokemon is ok with it. Not my cup of tea, but I'm not the one to judge others.

>>54782276
It's best to ask the guys at AGNPH.

People have sex with their own pokemon? damn.
I only have sex with wild pokemon.

I'd rather about once a month, the Pokemon want to have sex with me, like >>54783814 and >>54785021

Sexual relations with your pokemon are a large part of expressing love with them.
It is healthy for them and builds bonds etc. etc. not in the mood for this right now

>>54782276
Yes, yes I am, and I hate them. I hate them very much.
They are the reason half of /v/ thinks people who play pokemon are furries.

>>54782276
Could YOU make a comment about the growing trend of me rocking your world?

>this thread

>>54782276
are you trying to imply thats it wrong. Let trainers do whatever they want as long as they don't mis-treat their pokemon.

You try telling Lugia that no means no.

>>54789388
U MAD?

wait, wait, what?
you mean I could have held a healthy relationship with humanoid creatures that actually cared about me. instead of going all over the world trying to find a non-insane girl who liked me for me. the sex would just be a F-ing bonus. Man, this is just like high school they don't tell you crap.

>>54789547
WHAT PART ABOUT ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!

I don't like it, but at least it's less stupid than the people who want to fuck children's trading cards.

>>54789547

This is more than likely coming from a furfag that actually faps to this shit.

>>54789608
>>54789731
Eh, I'll just be over here bumming my Chikorita.

>>54789299
>I'd rather about once a month, the Pokemon want to have sex with me
>getting anally raped by a Onyx

OMFG I JUST WANT A PILF

>>54789900
POKEMON ARE NOT REAL. YOU ARE ALONE

>>54789987
Well, assuming they were practically human. (I am very confused by pokeporn where they are still clearly animals, with those weird animal penises)

>>54789715
IT'S PAPER MARIO ALL OVER AGAIN

>>54790167
Pokemon are animals you fool. Stop trying to have sex with them.

I question the very morality of keeping beings that have apparently got intelligence on the level of humans and can talk as pets.

>>54790498
People are a species of animal, as well.

>>54790583
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN FAGGOT. MOST PEOPLE STOP TRYING TO BE SMART-ARSES ONCE THEY FINISH SCHOOL.

>>54790498
theres a few pokemon that walk the line between being some kind of alien human (I.E Gardevoir)

>>54789388
>>54789608
>>54790045
>>54790498
>>54790675
Welcome to reality kid: people like to fuck with pretty much everything, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>54790498
What about Gardevoir? Probably more intelligent, capable of math-haxing the universe to the point of making Black Holes?

Allakhazam, with a processing capability on par with a supercomputer, probably more than likely capable of learning any given profession in less than 1/100 the time it takes a human?

There are a lot of pokemon easily on par with humans.

Wonder when the 40k fags will realize that they encourage porn spam?

>>54790958
No.

>>54791048
Or that big clunky armor makes them look like fags.

>>54791077
Yes.

You can't prove definitely when the God-Emperor isn't even human.

OH SNAP

>>54791127

>This thread

I was feeling pretty down. Then I saw this thread. Now I feel even worse, thanks a lot /v/.

>Everyone in this thread

>my face after I read this thread

If they're sentient or post-sentient it's A. O. K.

if they're below human intellgence it's bestiality and torture (you sick fuck), and you should be put in jail for the rest of your natural life you monster. Yeah i'm talking to you miss, "I accidentally took a bath with my tentacruel teehee!" That tentacruel STILL soils itself when humans get too close, they say they're probably going to have to put it down.

Now i'm off to fuck my gardevoir, good-day to you madam.

>>54790045
SPACE MARINES ARE NOT REAL. YOU ARE ALONE

>>54782276

It's lewd.

>>54791589
>YOU ARE ALONE
Yes I know.

>>54782276
It's unsurprising, it's an unstoppable trend, and it's better than most of the fetishes 4chan likes. I approve.

>>54791191
>>54791077
>>54790675
>>54790498
>>54790045
>>54789608
>>54789388
>>54784821
>What space marines really look like

>>54792103
I don't get it, what's the joke?

>>54791001

>>54782276
1. Yes
2. Sure
3. ......Sure I may have fap to furries, Lolis, and pretty much everything with a vagina, but I will never broke the law to actually fuck any of the above (except for legally aged women). With that said: since I am a sick bastard, continue making Pokemon Porn ON PAPER. Never practice them in real life or else you fucked with the police.

This thread has been up for three hours. :(

>>54791637
>Shiki moralfagging
>Forces herself on her subordinate

You have no right to talk.

>>54793120
It's a Pokemon porn thread. Of course.