Superior

I CAME

did someone mention my waifu?

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this ALWAYS happens the first time you take a pokemon out you faggot

>>54738930
>implying you wouldn't fuck it

Its an ANIMAL.

This is bestiality.

inb4 W40k fags keep this thread bumped

>>54739020
>implying anyone on 4chan wouldn't fuck anything

>>54739123
Isn't it a plant?

>>54738278

>>54739232
Does it eat food from external sources? Then it's an animal by definition.

>>54739232
It's like a psychic plant.

>>54739381
The sun is an external force.

Also, pic related.

>Drapion used Crunch
>Gardevoir fainted
>Fuck Yeah

>looking at the ground
>feelings of shame
>NEW WAIFU

BIG SURPRISE; A MAN ON /V/ FALLS FOR A TIMID, FRAIL WOMAN

Ahem.

"Lucario suddenly walked closer!"

FUCKING A POKEMON =/= FURRY

What the fuck kinda of image of Gardevoir is that? You apparently have been looking at it wrong.

>>54739325
YES

YES

I wish a Weavile would give me a brofist. :>

>YIFFINHELL.TIFF

>>54739607
Close enough.

>>54739515
I said FOOD. Not energy. A plant makes it's own food using the sun, yes; but an animal eats stuff. Plants don't. Well, some do.

Fuck, my zoology needs some refreshing.

humans are animals, you know.
It's more about high-level intelligence and emotional comprehension, which pokemon have and animals don't.

>>54739607
i agree

it's straight-up bestiality[/spolier]

>>54739687
Maaaan it'll take me forever to get another Trapinch to 40+. I do have an egg though, but screw levelling it. I have homework to do :<

Gardevoir is hot, but this shit is even hotter. This guy is streaming a romhack called Platinum: Enhanced, and it makes the game a lot harder. On top of that, he's nuzlocking, because he's a badass.

How can he handle all of this? Easily - he's a competitive Pokemon player. Here's the link:

http://www.livestream.com/brothelofbattle

But try to hold in your jealousy when typing in the chat.

>>54739817

So it'd be like fucking your pet dog.

Which is bestiality.

Ugh, I really hate when my bro pokemon have hearts over their heads and blush and shit. they're much better to talk to at places like mt. silver.

>>54739929
No thanks.

>>54739817

Just look at this shit. Pokemon are PLENTY smart.

>>54739929
>comp pokemon player

truly a man amongst children

>>54739929
Holy shit, how much time do you spend advertising that stream? Jesus fucking christ.

>>54739929
U no want?

>>54739555
>implying it's not looking at the ground as a sign of respect to not look superiors in the eye.
>implying it's not embarrassed because you're constant talking is making it anxious.

>>54739951
more like fucking a human who don't talk and don't look like a human.

Your Gardevoir hates you, OP.

>>54740362

So...fucking a retard?

>>54740362

>Implying Pokemon don't talk

>>54740493
haha, i was sure you'd say that
yes.

>"Gardevoir seems embarrassed....to be seen with such a shitty trainer."

I would love to get a brofist from Brodrill.
Too bad it'd stab through my arm.

>>54740532

Mad?

>>54740493
If retards were cute, you'd be sure they would be gangfucked day and night like hell.
And they're already being abused, so imagine.

>>54740532

Way mad.

>>54740554

Movies don't count.

Name one game Pokemon that has ever spoken.

>>54740775
OH BOY OH BOY