you a buster

Wait here, while I go inside and talk to Luigi.

Groove Street. Home.

CARLOS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! IF YOU KEEP MESSING UP,I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

...I was turned this

COME CLEAN
UN USED
BE FREE
JUST GOOD

KIIIIIILLL FRENZY!

>>54574958
Fukcing lol'd

it's "I know a place in the red light district where we can lay low"

IN THE NAVY

Not having your health restored when you got to a safehouse in GTAIII was a fucking bitch.

MY MOTHERS MY SISTER

I know this guy, his name's Luigi. Me and him go back so I can probably get you some work. C'mon, lets head over there.

i told myself "Mario, take it easy."

>>54575202

Complaining about not having your health restored when you go to a safehouse in GTAIII makes you a fucking bitch.

Only 10 % guano.

She I'm not a real man! I do the best that I can and it's still not enough for her.

Poor Tony. He has mommy issues.

THIS PIZZA PARLOR'S NO PUSHOVER!

BEEG AMERICAAN TEETEES

This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night.

COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING

>>54575374

Who said I was complaining? I actually loved that part about it, having to go to the hospital and paying doctors to restore your health.

GLORY HOLE
WHERE STRANGERS BECOME FRIENDS

Go fuck yourself with a machete.

>>54575692
GLORY HOLE

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THEM

"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge!"

I loved the bums in SA, I love reading their signs and using the cheat to recruit them so I would have a posse of hobos.

MOMY I LOST ALL MY MONEY AND SOLD A KIDNEY

THE EPSILON PROGRAM

>>54575255
That voice echoed in my head upon reading that

Take it easy Mario~

CJ,CAMRON.

DAD

NO ONE WANTS HEAR YOUR STUPID VIETNAM STORIES

>>54574853
>GTA3
>Low tier
Who the fuck made this list?

I'M A MAN OF PEACE NOW, I'M DONE KILLING! I WANNA RAISE A FAMILY.

THAT'S JUST IT, TIM. THEY'VE GOT YOUR FAMILY!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SMOKE,YOU AND YOU FRIEND,ARE DEAD MEN.

TRESPASSERS SHALL BE SHOT
SURVIVORS SHALL BE SHOT AGAIN

Reinstallan

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>>54576127
TIM,THEY GOT YOUR WIFE
BUT IM NOT MARRIED
YOU ARE NOW
TO AMERICA.

HAIIIIIII IM MISTY

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE GUTER FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND AND FAIT SHUFFELS SHIT AT MY EYES.

(i may be wrong)

FACE YOUR FEARS
CALL NOW

Remember CJ, true strength comes from within

BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES!

CAN YOU SHOOT?

Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude who snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

>>54574823
>you get in the car
>PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>LIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>54574823
I know a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low.

I played this game a lot.

Woozie: One's a fake.
Carl Johnson: That's amazing. You didn't even touch them.
Woozie: No. I just took a guess. Why else would he come in with two chips and sound so worried?

HEY, SENOR DICKHEAD

Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur!

IN THE NAVY

Jeffrey 'OG Loc' Cross: You punk-ass bitch, punk-ass busta fool!
Lazlow - Talk Radio: I dunno what you just said, but I bought you some malt liqour to calm you down.
Jeffrey 'OG Loc' Cross: You a busta fool. Luckily, your not dead 'coz I'm also a pimp! Including you, I'll pimp anything! You hear me playa?
Lazlow - Talk Radio: Yes, I hear you, you'll pimp anything. But you know, it's kinda like my dream to sleep with housewives.
Jeffrey 'OG Loc' Cross: [shouts] ARE YOU - DISSIN' - MY HOS, BITCH?
Lazlow - Talk Radio: [stammers] Uh, no,no. Your hos are bitches, your hos are bitches. Look please, don't shoot me, homie.

SHES ON FIRE
AND SHE BURNS THROUGH THE NIGHT
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

He's called a rapper, Ogh loc.

>>54576831
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy0pXW6JRHI

I came

HAAAAAAAI, I'M MITHTY

SO YOU'RE LUIGI'S NEW DRIVA? ABOUT TIME HE GOT SOMEONE WE CAN TRUHTHT

ILL NEVER GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN

>>54574823
>hands are messed up throughout the game
>he makes bombs