>/b/v/
>coffee horrible taste
>OP is a giant giant faggot

reports incoming...

>>54363899
>faggot
>pile of sticks
Wait...OP is made of wood?
Fuck you Pinocchio YOU'RE NOT A REAL BOY.

we're adults. maybe you should stick to apple juice in a sippy cup, OP

>>54363899
>TropM calling someone else a faggot.

this is a genuine question guys how about a real answer?

>How have you trained yourself to not fucking die from the horrible taste?

I'd like to know that as well. I tried drinking coffee. Might as well eat shit. It's disgusting.

I started off by my dad making me drink the stuff age 7.

Start off with one flat teaspoon of coffee, three sugars and a tonne of milk.

Then go down to less milk, two sugars and a proper sized teaspoon

So on and so forth.

Get GOOD QUALITY coffee, smooth blends are nicest. I cannot stress this enough. Cheap instant coffee will always taste of ass no matter how jaded you are to the taste.

>>54363835
/v/- video games

Coffee tastes fine to me <s>faggot</s>

Y'all got trolled hard

>>54364035
>>54364035

>>54364135
It gives me massive shit---LITERALLY AUUGHH I CAN'T STOP SHITTING

With LOADSASUGAR is pretty good actually

if you drink it enough, you get used to the taste

>>54363835
Get an office job, you'll learn to like coffee you faggot.

I make my coffee in a cafetier (however it's spelt). Milk no sugar.

I fucking love it.

>>54364035
>adults on /v/
>BABBY THREAD IS STICKY LOL
Major miscalculation.

I wouldn't try.
You should probably just start having sex with men

>>54364409
You are a woman right?
Right? RIGHT?!!!

>>54363899
You say that like the mods haven't actively promoted towards shitting up /v/.

I ask the same question to people who smoke.

If If wanted the taste of a fat clown's asshole in my mouth, and do it the healthy way, and lick a fat clown's asshole.

>>54364453
I was but I drank so much coffee I manned up and grew a cock and balls

>>54364814
Is that why every woman in Columbia has a fucking hairlip and a flat chest?

i can't wait until it's announced that coffee gives you cancer and then everyone has one of those suddenly enlightened moments and goes "ahh no wonder it tastes like dog farts"

Sugar + Milk

I can drink certain brands straight black. I always enjoyed coffee, I got hooked when I was younger because my grandma always had coffee with a piscatti.

Ok, i'm gonna find another page that ACTUALLY talks about videogames

>>54365243
Good Luck.

Now, why does coffee taste like biological waste to me?

>>54364814

Drinking coffee is as manly as sticking barbie dolls up your butt.

Real men drink tea by the gallon.

frappacino

Triple espressos, bitch. Makes a man out of you.

>>54365657
>He dips bags in his drink like he dose with his mouth

>>54365782
nigga just got told

>>54365782
yes that was quite a good one

Tea + milk > coffee.

Always.

Amerifag here.

>>54363835

>Implying people enjoy the taste of black coffee

All those flavors and creams and milk and sugar exist for a reason. Black Coffee is like death in a cup.

>>54365642
Because you are a tremendous faggot.

>>54366244
for the record it was creamed and sugared the fuck out, guess it was just really ass beans like someone else mentioned.

>>54363835

IF U AINT DRINKIN REDBULL WHAT THA FUCK IS U DRINKIN?!?! FAGS

I love black coffee like I love red wine and 95% dark chocolate. I suppose I just have more refined tastes than a giant green baby.

>>54366550
Go drink 250ml you vagina

I LIEK TO EAT INDIAN FOOD THEN DRINK COFFEE AND HAVE LOUD FARTS

>>54366919
>Forgotten pic

I think it tastes great. I don't even drink it for the caffeine, I just like the taste.

But if it bothers you that much, buy a bottle of creamer. Italian creme is pretty good. Just be warned, it's a bit less manly to drink it with creamer.

>>54367018

Relentless for the win

I just got that bizzare "The Order" magazine in my post today... they only have my address because I wanted the chance to win some free Relentless a while back. Oh well, it's got some pretty interesting articles in it.

robusta is the road to cancer and fail

Coffee is an acquired taste, if you don't like it just throw in some cream and sugar. If you drink it regularly you'll soon find yourself using less and less until one day you're enjoying a nice cup of black coffee.

The same could be said for beer, you may hate it the first couple times but eventually you grow to really enjoy the taste.

Both coffee and beer culture contains some of the most passionate people out there so before you start running your mouth about how they taste horrible and everyone else is an idiot just consider for a second that maybe you might be wrong and you just haven't given them a chance.

Also from a gaming perspective, coffee is 10 times cheaper and healthier then energy drinks.

>>54367018
>>54367112
Ever tried Monster Ripper (basically got fruit juice mixed with it), can drink that shit forever, tastes great.

Relentless also do a juice version, not quite as good though

don't worry kid, I used to be a giant pussy like you. didn't drink coffee, when I did it was full of cream and sugar. Hell I even had my steaks cooked medium for me.

One day I saw this man with only one leg and a beard that got like leaves and shit stuck in it and he was drinking coffee straight up. I said 'man I wish I could do that.." and he goes " look kid, if you can't drink coffee because its to bitter, this is what you gotta do. drink like 3 shots of espresso. staright the fuck up. don't put any creme or whatever just BAM nigger straight. Now go back to coffee, and you'll find it delightful"

Now look at me, I've got a beard, I drink black columbian coffee straight up. Fuck kid I not only eat my steak rare, I fucking cook it myself. On a grill. Of charcoal. Smooth ride baby.