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  • File : 1269980573.jpg-(126 KB, 1280x720, mass-effect-2-tali1.jpg)
    126 KB Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:22 No.54242459  
    And you guys thought /v/ was bad with tali threads? They got nothing on this.

    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/1295538
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:24 No.54242614
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:24 No.54242661
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    I'm still waiting for MDK3. GET TO IT YOU ASSHOLES.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:26 No.54242767
    I am not amused.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:26 No.54242825
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    >people posting in salarian accent
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:27 No.54242868
    I made some math few days ago using Firefox addons: One post every 0,8 sec, around 790 people in thread + 94 samefags who posts something on every page.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:27 No.54242879
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:27 No.54242911
    >>54242868
    my god...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:28 No.54242976
    thats new
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:28 No.54242996
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    That abomination is almost 5000 pages
    dear god
    DEAR GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:28 No.54243010
    Is this shit serious?
    >> GRAYFOX !X91NsV9g9g 03/30/10(Tue)16:29 No.54243059
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:29 No.54243092
    Good fucking lord.

    These people make me look well-adjusted and normal.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:29 No.54243101
    Gentlemen?

    It's time to go outside.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:29 No.54243116
    'dat lips
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:30 No.54243143
    YOU'RE SAYING WE NEED MOAR TALI?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:30 No.54243206
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    >>54242459
    Congregating all the Tali fags in one place just makes it easier to purge them all at once when the time comes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:31 No.54243233
    got posted dozen times already
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:31 No.54243249
    >The_KFD_Case wrote...
    Hi Wulf!
    here's been a truck load of good conversations, philosophizing, screen shots, poetry, humor, good natured camarderie and admiration/love for Tali'spersona. It just came to me in a flash a moment before typing this post. We often speak of Tali and our fan enthusiasm towards her as though it were a sect; the truth may not be too far off that description. Stated in short, concise terms: We've become a movement. Each day the self-declared "Talimancers" return, many of us familiar faces and some new. Our exuberance and devotion to this place does not appear to be dimming as the days go by - quite the ontrary. And it is not because of this place. No, it's because of what has been unleashed by the creation of Tali'Zorah vas Normandy as a character. I trust we are all painfully aware that she is not a living, breathing entity as we have come to understand such. She has become an ideal; her spirit as awakened something that has lain dormant deep inside many of us - each of us either secretly aware that we craved something or perhaps going through our daily routines unsure how to place our fingertips on it yet instinctively aware that something is missing. Each of us share this yearning to one degree or another and it is a shared commonality that forges these bonds between us that have been strengthened over the past few days.

    What. the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:31 No.54243255
    >>54243206
    >i am so dark and edgy
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:31 No.54243268
    http://social.bioware.com/brc/91166
    >> Garcian Smith !CleaneRJWg 03/30/10(Tue)16:31 No.54243319
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    >>54242459
    >implying those aren't just people from /v/ posting on a different forum.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:32 No.54243348
    >4721 pages.
    by the gods this is beyond words.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:32 No.54243409
    >>54243249
    Forgive me, English is not my first language, and I am not sure I get it: He states that Tali is living inside of every Talifag?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.54243424
    >Implying if all of /v/'s Tali posts were counted up they would make up less than 5,000 pages.

    The bioware forums just keep the responses longer than /v/.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.54243426
    >Bioware
    You guys do realize they're better off with full on dating sims right? St least it'll keep you ronery assholes happy and spare me a dumbed down Gears of War combat system.
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.54243428
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    You know what kids
    This isn't shocking.
    It's pathetic sure, but not shocking in the least.
    You know what is shocking? The Kaidan thread has 800 pages.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.54243434
    >Thread 1.0 (Gay Warden) was shut down by Stanley woo at 380

    >Thread 2.0 (Antilles333) was shut down by Stanley Woo at 1150 pages.

    Also, the Talifags made numerous "Tali Love" threads before ME2 came out (totaling up to 7 threads, I think).
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.54243447
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    http://social.bioware.com/brc/959930
    Clickan fer bros, yo.
    >> Internetfag !!lszuV1omXqf 03/30/10(Tue)16:33 No.54243532
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    >>54242879
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:34 No.54243591
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    >>54243428
    While the Ashley thread has 648 pages...
    >> Blue Goblin 03/30/10(Tue)16:34 No.54243631
    >>54243428
    Kaiden? The red-shirt I blew to kingdom come has fans?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:35 No.54243661
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    >>54243591
    That Pic...

    Wut?
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)16:35 No.54243665
    >>54243631
    Yes. Rabid hambeasty fangirls, to be exact.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:36 No.54243765
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    Wait, this sounds like a Tali THREAD! :D
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:36 No.54243766
    >created 1 month ago
    >over 4000 pages

    Fucking christ...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:36 No.54243769
    >>54243428

    I think the ladies like him because they don't like their LI options in ME2.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:36 No.54243770
    This can't be right.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:36 No.54243816
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    >>54243591
    >>54243428
    these two things
    they
    they defy all logic

    i dont even have an appropriate reaction image
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:37 No.54243932
    We're doomed as a species, aren't we?
    >> Blue Goblin 03/30/10(Tue)16:38 No.54244047
    >>54243932
    Not if females decide to take up cosplaying as a natural fashion-trend.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:39 No.54244101
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    >>http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/category/105/index
    >>What do you think the species of ME taste like?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:39 No.54244143
    >>54243932
    Only to cultural and intellectual stagnation among the lower classes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:39 No.54244162
    Typical WRPG fans

    ...the sad part is I'm actually right. The proof is staring you right in the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:40 No.54244225
    >>54244101
    Science has already proven that Tali and Garrus taste like candy.

    FUCK YEAH SCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:40 No.54244262
    >>54243428
    >The Kaidan thread has 800 pages.

    How many does the Garrus thread have?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:41 No.54244306
    >>54244225
    I don't think it proved that at all but whatever gets you off man.
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)16:41 No.54244387
    >>54244262
    I'm not going back to look. I skim over the Liara one for pictures and high-tail it out of there so I don't lose my mind.

    The sad part is I come back here and its not all that much better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:42 No.54244455
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    >Ashley Thread 650 pages

    >Samara thread 80 pages


    Wut?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:43 No.54244513
    >>54244455
    Simple, people don't like new faces, ME1>ME2.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:43 No.54244532
    >>54244262
    269
    on their part 2
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:43 No.54244587
    >>54244532
    INCONCEIVABLE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:46 No.54244833
    now will people believe me when i say bioware is ruining the rpg genre? look at all the people they're inviting in
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:46 No.54244867
    >>54244455

    People pretty much only focus on the LIs.
    >Grunt: 6 pages.
    >Legion: 30 pages.
    >Mordin: 13 pages.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:47 No.54244950
    >>54244867
    Blasto has more pages than grunt
    bahahaha
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:48 No.54245096
    >>54244950
    How the Fuck can Blasto deserve his own thread...?

    You never see him. How on Earth can you find enough to talk about to fill an entire thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:49 No.54245194
    >>54244833
    At this point I'd agree with you on the reasoning that they are far too stagnant in all aspects of their games, same black and white morality choices, same character types, and same story arcs. They just don't advance the genre and use gimmicks to generate sale.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:49 No.54245216
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    >>54244532
    So Kaiden has 800.
    Garrus has 296.

    Jesus Christ. I don't even want to think about what is going on over on the Dragon Age side. Alistair fangirls are Lovecraftian horrors.
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)16:50 No.54245255
    >>54245096
    Is it really that hard to believe.

    /v/ argues over every conceivable thing, no matter how mundane. I bet if I told you right now that Kirkland Drinking water is the best water ever, some asshole would say Crystal is better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:50 No.54245319
    >>54244833
    I love Bioware's games, but some of the fans...are really fucking weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:50 No.54245320
    >>54245194
    >implying innovation is relevant when 90% of your customers are only interested in creepy dating sims/fansevice
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:51 No.54245387
    The Bioware community is getting up there with the FF7 fantards
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)16:52 No.54245503
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    >>54245320
    I wouldn't say 90%.
    But the ratio must be pretty high.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:52 No.54245527
    >>54245320
    That was my point, they don't innovate because they can just stick a 5 minute romance in and sell 60 million copies.
    >> Canuck 03/30/10(Tue)16:53 No.54245663
    >>54245527
    They did say they were thinking about romance DLC...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:53 No.54245670
    >>54245255
    Yeah but that stuff usually starts up once a topic gets a bit longer and derailed.

    To start a thread off with such a shitty topic...

    Jesus. These people really need to interact more in real life.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:54 No.54245769
    >>54245503
    it's enough to prop them up indefinitely at this point. mass effect is inferior to kotor in every respect (even the combat, which would be good if it weren't totally broken) and it came how many years later?

    the only reason bioware is so popular right now is they reinvented their image, learned how to hype the shit out of their games, and discovered that pandering is profitable
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)16:55 No.54245823
    >>54245670
    Yes, the severe lack of visible trolls are unnerving on the Bioware forums. I wonder if its just superior moderation or something else much more sinister.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:56 No.54245907
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:56 No.54245921
    >>54244867
    Legion? Really? Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:56 No.54245979
    >>54245255
    Crystal is better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:57 No.54245991
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    >>54245907
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:58 No.54246107
    >>54245907
    ICTUS MORTIS IN NUTSHELL HAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:58 No.54246122
    >>54245823
    You can't troll them because they have crippling paranoia about trolls to the point where anyone with a differing opinion on anything that paints Tali negatively gets flamed for being a troll, that's why it's such a circle jerk.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:59 No.54246189
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    >>54245907
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:59 No.54246220
    >>54245991
    No, say, what's on your mind?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:59 No.54246225
    >>54246122

    That's pretty much how the Tali threads on /v/ go as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)16:59 No.54246281
    >>54245907
    nice toothpaste tube
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:00 No.54246297
    >>54245907
    >He's dead and gone let the darkspawn have their fun

    Oh God I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:00 No.54246312
    >>54245769
    So they've finally been consumed wholly by EA and are now just a shadow of their former selves?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:00 No.54246315
    >>54245907
    I left that douche to the wolves for being such an arrogant prick in the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:00 No.54246345
    >>54246225
    hey Scar
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:01 No.54246423
    >>54246312
    Not wholly consumed. That anon is at least a little glaucomic with nostalgia. But fuck me if it isn't close.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:02 No.54246525
    >>54246225
    Yes it is, but you don't get crushed under anywhere near the amount of people on /v/ as you do on the Bioware forums if you try to say something other than "Tali is so perfect and my waifu."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:02 No.54246553
    >>54245907
    Sure is darkspawn ictus mortis fun here
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:02 No.54246562
    >>54245823
    No trolls? Check near the bottom and go on for a few pages. The troll is Averross375.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:03 No.54246677
    >>54246562
    link to trolling please
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:03 No.54246694
    >>54246562
    Shit! Forgot the link.
    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/13/index/1960476/32
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:04 No.54246741
    >>54246423
    Well their little contest is probably just the last step before the union is complete.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:04 No.54246762
    >>54245907
    The amount of nude mods for Dragon Age is quite frankly disturbing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:04 No.54246770
    >>54245907
    I gave him a proper burial and killed that bastard Loghiam and left him to the wolves
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:04 No.54246811
    http://social.bioware.com/brc/920638


    son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:04 No.54246824
    >Implying /v/ wouldn't do the same exact thing if it could keep a thread for more than a couple of hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:05 No.54246869
    >>54246562
    We were talking about trolls in the Tali threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:05 No.54246911
    >>54246811
    dont click, referal link
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:05 No.54246934
    >>54246824
    Are you shitting me? /v/ can barely keep a Tali thread going now. Fuck Asari threads last longer and discuss more now, and Renegade v Paragon is surefire 400 posts before deletion.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:05 No.54246939
    This kinda goes without saying, but anything with tali at this point forward is a fan service.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:06 No.54246974
    I don't understand, he is dead yet he has a boner, why?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:06 No.54247013
    >>54246869
    Ooooohhh...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:06 No.54247049
    >>54246824
    Probably, but a huge portion of it would be trolling a small portion of it actual discussion and the remainder would just be reposts of the same 100 images. The Bioware thread is just people talking about how much they love Tali.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:07 No.54247081
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    >that thread
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:07 No.54247119
    And they call me sick for cyber sex in World of Warcraft
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247186
    >>54247119
    That is sick. That shit should be relegated to forums and IRC you disgusting piece of garbage.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247207
    >>54246939

    Tali's whole role in ME2 was fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247217
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    >>54246811
    You fucking faggot. I wish I could hate you to death. Get the fuck out of here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247218
    >>54247013
    That's why it came up, the Tali threads are completely devoid of trolls to the point where it's just almost unnatural.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247233
    >>54245255
    I have never heard of that water, so it only further implies that purified reverse osmosised water is superior.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247235
    >>54247186
    Thou mad tho? You can do anything about it, heuheuheuheuheuheuhbr.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:08 No.54247271
    Four thousand seven hundred twenty four pages? holy shit
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247274
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    WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE BIOWARE????

    WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS GROWING ASS CANCER TUMOR FGSDGFSFDGSDFGS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247288
    At least the Samara thread has some attention. Jack and Thane threads outnumber it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247310
    I wonder if Bioware has started a new fetish
    Suits and surgical finger removal
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247326
    >>54247119
    Cybersex in WoW gets sick very quickly.

    The first time I saw a Female Dwarf shouting about offering her services for unbirthing cybersex I vowed to leave and never return to a RP server ever again.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247333
    >>54247186
    >tripfag went mad
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247349
    >>54247207
    And her whole role in ME1 was filler/plot device.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:09 No.54247371
    http://img246.imageshack.us/i/thankyou1.jpg/
    ALL MY HATE
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)17:10 No.54247398
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    >>54247235
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:10 No.54247457
    >>54247398
    Who are you tho? New trippie? Not gonna become internet superhero
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:10 No.54247481
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    Pick somewhat related
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:11 No.54247582
    >>54247398
    Man, I like Liara and all but some pages of that comic really butcher her.
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)17:12 No.54247698
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    >>54247582
    It's a strain on the old disbelief suspension. Not gonna disagree there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:13 No.54247762
    >>54247481
    Fuck it.

    I'm going outside for a smoke.

    Fuck you Internet, I'm washing my hands of you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:14 No.54247837
    >>54247762
    You'll be back. They always come back. What else are you going to do to fill the tedium of your pathetic day? You have no kin, no woman, no clan to fight for.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:15 No.54247978
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    this is really disturbing.
    seriously.
    I mean... really fucking disturbing.
    I hope those people realize one day.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:16 No.54248010
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    >>54247837
    He could always do something with his life.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:16 No.54248048
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    >>54248010
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:16 No.54248066
    http://social.bioware.com/brc/1655985 Make yourselves useful and gimme tokens plox :V
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:17 No.54248138
    I had a crush on Tali, as I had on Gardevoir before, reading all the fapfics, fapping like crazy, wallpapers, etc. Now I realize how these people are lost.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:18 No.54248275
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    For normal, well-adjusted human beings, romance options were pretty scarce in the Mass Effect series. Even if we assume you have no particular problem with humping (graciously anthropomorphic) aliens whose ideas of physical and emotonal intimacy are likely to be almost Lovecraftian by human standards, you have to put up with their grating, one-dimensional personalities.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:18 No.54248346
    >>54248066
    Done. Now do the same for your bro.
    http://social.bioware.com/brc/1304138
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:19 No.54248373
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    >>54248138

    Truly a hive of scum and faggotry
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:19 No.54248377
    >>54247978
    You know, I wonder this myself. Not about obsessive talifags specifically, but anyone who has that mindset about something so trivial. Will they ever be able to see themselves from an outside point of view? Will they ever realize the truth?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:19 No.54248385
    >>54248138
    Can't believe I'm doing this.

    The ones that just save pictures and fap to fapfiction and keep wallpapers, those people are okay. It's the ones that go out and make a Tali hug pillow and try to marry it that you have to watch out for.

    I mean, they're not all like that, are they?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:19 No.54248397
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    $5 Sketch commission for godzuki. I felt bad for taking a little bit to get this one done. I had been procrastinating because of the level of detail, so I inked it and added a little colored Ink to the Omni Tool on Selunca, and the eye peice on Zuki.

    Anyway. I had ALOT of fun with this, it was very inspirational to draw from a game I very much enjoy playing, and drawing a good friend and I together. :)

    The drawing is of godzuki (left) in Garrus (Turian) from Mass Effect's armor, and Selunca as Tali'zora (Quarian armor) also from Mass Effect. Zuki is weilding a pistol and Selunca has an Omnitool.

    Thank you so much Zuki. *hugs and slurps*
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)17:20 No.54248538
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    >>54248397
    NO NO
    NONONO
    NONONONNONONONO
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:20 No.54248561
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:20 No.54248566
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    >>54248397
    Xeno and furry, I almost raged on that one.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:21 No.54248601
    >>54248373
    >aspiring to become internet superhero
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:21 No.54248640
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    >>54248397
    >furry
    >$5
    >level of detail
    >*hugs and slurps*
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:21 No.54248651
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    >>54248397
    >>54248397
    >>54248397
    >>54248397
    >>54248397
    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:21 No.54248700
    >>54248385
    Phew, so I am ok.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:22 No.54248724
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    >>54248397
    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:22 No.54248788
    I romanced Tali in ME2 and all, but this is just ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:22 No.54248814
    >>54248397
    WOW
    SOMEONE PAID 5 DOLLARS FOR THAT?
    AND WTF IS WITH THAT SLURP BULLSHIT
    JESUS CHRIST
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:23 No.54248942
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:24 No.54248954
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:24 No.54248970
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:24 No.54248991
    Is there a dedicated token thread going on right now? Don't want to inundate a regular thread with links.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:24 No.54249005
    >>54248700
    You're fine. You have an attachment to an ideal that you'll eventually have to let go. But you don't think she's real right? You don't think that there's ever going to be a possibility that you're going to be able to be with any fictional character right? So long as your rational engine is going, indulge in any fantasies you like, so long as you remember they are fantasies.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:24 No.54249030
    4channing from 2 years. One thing this entire board learned me is fact I've seen almost everything, nothing can make me shocked anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:25 No.54249144
    >>54249005
    FUCK YOU TALI IS REAL SHE'S IN MY MIND AND I'M GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER WITH HER
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:25 No.54249154
    >>54249005
    Ofc lol, I never posted in Tali thread and I do imagine she's not real. But as a woman pixelated model, she's hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:26 No.54249178
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    >>54248397
    OH GOD NO!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:26 No.54249209
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:26 No.54249260
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    >>54248397
    tali faggotry and now this?

    FFUUU MY ULCER!
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:27 No.54249299
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    >>54248601

    Don't worry ma'am, I'll protect the internets from shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:27 No.54249347
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:27 No.54249356
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    Come join tinychat(dot com)/vidya_bazaar and share your referral links with bros!

    Get tokens, win shit, and listen tot he ME2 soundtrack.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:27 No.54249375
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:28 No.54249464
    >>54248788
    I did as well for RP reason, I had my renegade Shepard use his position of authority and her emotional investment in him in order to manipulated her into a physical relationship that was dangerous and possibly lethal to her to satisfy his own sexual desires and psychological need for control while getting her exiled to create dependency in Tali to keep her with Shepard regardless of her own feelings in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:30 No.54249637
    >>54249144
    I hope you can figure out how to make love to binary information for your own sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:30 No.54249640
    >>54249464
    >Renegade
    Closet homosexual spotted.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:31 No.54249731
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    >>54249464

    That's...a little extreme
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:32 No.54249838
    so /v/

    if you were to join one of those "support" threads, which would it be?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:32 No.54249843
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    >>54249731
    The best part is you don't even have to be a renegade to do all that, it's the default Tali romance!
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:35 No.54250136
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    >>54249843

    But I didn't get her exiled...and she pretty much comes onto you first
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:36 No.54250260
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    >>54248397
    EVEN CHAOS DOESN'T AGREE WITH THIS BULL SHIT

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:36 No.54250279
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    >>54250136
    Whatever helps you sleep at night sociopath.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:36 No.54250286
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    >>54248397
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:36 No.54250328
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    >>54249838
    All of them.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:37 No.54250418
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    >>54250279

    It doesn't. Stroking the doll made from my neighbor's hair that I've slowly been gathering when she sleeps is what helps me sleep at night
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:39 No.54250598
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    >>54250418
    I'm glad you have something, there's nothing sadder in the world than the sound of a lonely man crying himself to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:39 No.54250667
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    >>54250418
    I wish Tali was my neighbor ;_;
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:41 No.54250792
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    >>54250598

    What about multiple lonely men crying at night in a way they make it sound like Police's "King of Pain?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:41 No.54250798
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    >>54248397
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS THREAD BEFORE IT GOES OUT OF CONTROL
    Also, I feel trolled
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:42 No.54250940
    >>54246934

    Well, if nothing else, the fact that Renegade vs. Paragon threads get so many replies proves that it was a good role-playing game, since so many people got emotionally and mentally vested in their decisions.

    Also that people are faggots, but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:42 No.54250966
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    >>54250792
    There is a limit to the sorrow one man can feel, what you describe seems unnecessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:43 No.54251000
    I'm with team Tali.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:44 No.54251092
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    >>54250966
    Joker! Lose this Channel!
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:44 No.54251109
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    >>54250966

    Or maybe you just can't handle it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:44 No.54251115
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    >>54251000
    You make poor choices my friend, I only hope you don't regret them in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:45 No.54251238
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    >>54251109
    I assure you that is not the case.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:46 No.54251281
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    >>54251115
    Shut up, no one cares about what you have to say. You're just a little bosh'tet
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:46 No.54251294
    >>54249030
    There is no real difference between the Tali/Garrus fags and the Twilight fangirls who wear Edward/(Whatever the werewolf fags name is) T-shirts.

    It's all equally sad and pathetic.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.54251378
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    >>54251238

    Says you. Need I remind you how uppity you got when I blew the shit out of that collector base?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.54251393
    >>54251294
    >Implying Tali/Garrus fags wear t-shirts of their respective waifu/husbando
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:47 No.54251440
    OP here, this thread made my day
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:48 No.54251474
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    >>54251281
    The line between reality and fantasy for you must not be very clear for you to insult me with a fictional curse word that carries no actual meaning.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:48 No.54251523
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    >>54251474
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:48 No.54251528
    >>54251393
    Just wait until BioWare start making Tali/Garrus T-shirts and that will soon change
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:49 No.54251593
    Bioware used to make decent games... before they started making dating sims.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:49 No.54251606
    The line between JRPGs and WRPGs are starting to blur.

    Thanks a fucking lot bioware.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:49 No.54251634
    >>54251528

    They should make a Calibrations t-shirt
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:49 No.54251636
    for lulz, listen to the Zaeed/Shepard one;

    http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=43012fdf0cb33d4290a82c7bb0fad7ad95e071270e8a6341947708e37b913e74
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:49 No.54251660
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    >>54251378
    Why would I care what actions you took in your version of events in a game?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:50 No.54251699
    >>54247349
    At least she was a plot device though. In ME2 she's just... there. I say this as someone who likes her. I'd rather not have her in the game just to be fan service though. Same with Garrus.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:50 No.54251732
    This is almost worse than Furfags.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:50 No.54251794
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    Nawh, OP.
    All tali loving people are sad faggots in general, enjoy your pixels, you faggots.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:51 No.54251827
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    >10 mins of "romance" dialogue
    >30+ hour game
    >dating sim
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:54 No.54252167
    >>54251827
    tali fanboy but­t­h­urt detected.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:54 No.54252200
    Come join tinychat(dot com)/vidya_bazaar and share your referral links with bros!

    Get tokens, win shit, and listen tot he ME2 soundtrack.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:54 No.54252211
    >>54252167
    >Implying his statement isn't the truth
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)17:54 No.54252234
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    >>54251699

    Well you pretty much have everyone for a specific reason

    Tali: Engineering
    Garrus: Making sure the goddamn gun works
    Jacob: Affirmative Action
    Miranda: Information
    Mordin: SCIENCE
    Grunt: Headbutting things
    Samara: See pic
    Thane: Balance out the romance choices for Femshep
    Jack: Every team needs a psycho
    Zaeed: Shoot stuff
    Kasumi: Steal money (literally)
    Legion: He's a robot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:55 No.54252256
    I stayed faithful to Ashley, at least people who liked Ash aren't so ba-

    >Ashley thread
    >650 posts

    Goddamnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:57 No.54252451
    I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD ARE ROMANCE IS THE CANCER KILLING MASS EFFECT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:58 No.54252572
    >>54252451
    >Implying Mass Effect itself isn't a growing cancerous tumor.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:58 No.54252615
    >>54252451
    >Implying the lesbian romance scene wasn't the focus of the marketing campaign for the original game.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:58 No.54252625
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    >4731 pages
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:59 No.54252708
    >>54252234
    But ships in the future won't need engineers to adjust fusion drive core levels and shit like that computers can do that.

    Why am I paying three people to stand on my ship doing jack shit. Someone is going to catch hell for this in Cerberus financial division.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)17:59 No.54252725
    TIM should have punished Shepard when he destroyed the collector base.

    Kill his love interest, or random teammate or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:00 No.54252830
    >>54252451

    It's more the romance fans who solely focus on that aspect of the game.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:01 No.54252899
    >>54252708
    Any military ship has redundant crew/systems in case of failure/death.
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)18:01 No.54252929
    >>54252708

    Haven't you talked to Tali? Those engines are constantly dirty and need to be cleaned. Apparently nobody created engine diapers yet
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:01 No.54252933
    Don't hate the game, hate the player.

    oh... wait...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:01 No.54252950
    >>54252615
    I am not ashamed to say that that is why I pirated the first game.

    Ended up actually loving the game and bought it twice
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:02 No.54252990
    >>54252725

    Why would he punish the only one who can save the universe?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:02 No.54253036
    >>54252990
    Why you gotta drag Blasto into it?
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.54253079
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    >>54252950

    If it makes you feel better I'll be buying the armor pack when I buy Kasumi when that comes out
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.54253101
    >>54252990
    He didn't seem too terribly concerned when Shepard died but still had his Collector Base.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.54253109
    >>54252572
    wellthatsjustlikeyouropinionman.jpg

    >>54252615
    We didn't have advertising for it in my country, once again, that's cancerous, I want a dev, not a fucking pimp
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:03 No.54253131
    >>54252899
    If my main computer and EDI both down I have bigger problems than if I'm getting that full 1% predicted fuel efficiency.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:04 No.54253182
    SO ARE ANY OF THE NEW DLC COMPANIONS LESBIANS?

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:04 No.54253208
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    >4731 pages
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:05 No.54253301
    >>54252929
    She's just lying to me so she doesn't have to do real work that involves crawling around in the access ducts.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:05 No.54253318
    >>54252725
    fucking awesome, I'd like to actual have some consequences for a game that's "all big choices and visceral combat"
    >> Mr. Inriri! 03/30/10(Tue)18:07 No.54253530
    >>54253318

    Probably not. Knowing Bioware TIM will capture them and then you'll have to choose which team member's escape plan to go with, and then control them for a bit while you free the rest of the crew and Shepard

    Sound familiar?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:07 No.54253532
    >>54253182
    NO.

    Shepard isn't a homo. Don't be silly.

    Asari don't count lalalalala can't hear you

    This is basically BioWares official stance on homosexual relations in the game.

    I think they were hoping no-one would notice Kelly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:08 No.54253595
    >>54251593
    grow the fuck up
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:08 No.54253631
    >>54253532
    Lesbians are hot, gay dudes are gross.

    And that's just fine with me.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:09 No.54253726
    >>54253631

    You know, the nazis had that same idea. Kill the gays and keep the lesbians.

    OH SHIT GODWIN'S LAW
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:09 No.54253729
    >>54243249
    son of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:11 No.54253962
    >>54253726
    That should have an amendment that any Tali thread is automatically a lost cause and it'd impossible to make it any worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:12 No.54253980
    >>54248397
    I feel like stabbing myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:12 No.54253994
    I <3 Tali
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:13 No.54254106
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    >>54253101
    I'm sure he was concerned but what did you expect him to do, burst into tears?

    Also I thought I'd try out the Tali thread a while back. I mean, I'm a Tali fan and they're Tali fans. So why not? I didn't make it through three posts before I had to high tail it out of there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:14 No.54254195
    >>54253980
    Strap a bomb to yourself and run into a shopping mall shouting "I'm coming to be with you Tali!"

    That should get the medias attention and hopefully get help for these poor deluded people before they multiply.

    Or god help us, reproduce...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:15 No.54254312
    >>54253530
    I'm still holding out the naive hope that the last in the trilogy will do something like this. I want bioware to fucking try this time, instead of taking the conservative options. Seriously, fuck the, fanboys, they'll still buy it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:16 No.54254385
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    >>54254195
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:16 No.54254475
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    Tali reminds me of the time I spent playing ME and reading the ME books. It makes me very happy when I think of her and reflect on how engrossed I was with all this in my recent past and how great it will be when the third game and book are released in the future. That is why I <3 Tali.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:17 No.54254505
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    >>54254195
    If I ever see anything Tali related on the evening news, I'd probably laugh so hard I'd have an aneurysm.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:17 No.54254520
    >>54254106
    Regardless, in the endings where Shepard dies he basically goes "oh well, humanity kicks ass anyways".

    but still, for the sake of actual repercussions, I still would have liked TIM to take some sort of action towards Shepard's rebellion. As long as Shepard takes out the reapers, he goes along with Cerberus's goals, whether or not he believes in human dominance is ultimately inconsequential.

    of course, bioware will probably have you stamp out cerberus in ME3 or something but whatever
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:17 No.54254538
    >>54252725
    Or try to kill him at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:17 No.54254547
    >>54254312
    sorry, that they will try something like TIM kills a team member in revenge
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:18 No.54254629
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    >>54243249
    >I trust we are all painfully aware that she is not a living, breathing entity as we have come to understand such.
    >as we have come to understand

    HOLY SHIT REALLY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:19 No.54254698
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    This is the future we are building. You can join us or be squashed beneath Tali's mighty bird-feet.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:19 No.54254787
    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:20 No.54254793
    >>54254698
    fetishtastic
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:21 No.54254939
    This goes to show that almost all fanbases are full of crazy people.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:21 No.54254951
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    >>54254698
    The only thing you're doing is pushing yourselves closer to Twilight levels of fandom.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:22 No.54255006
    >>54254505
    >Look at Tali
    Wait...I don't seeOH GOD HSUFBSUGBTYDANEQERNASOIG
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:24 No.54255211
    My hopes for ME3:
    - Plot twists out the ass
    - GOOD story that somewhat escapes from the Bioware template
    - FORCED squadmate deaths, just like ME1, except with likable characters. Also, some that the player has absolutely no control over, just for shits & gigs
    - Solution to the reaper problem that isn't lolcomputervirus or some other magical bullshit

    If they meet these conditions, I will love them forever. It would also be cool if the talifags and garrusfags got trolled hard.

    Well, not so much the garrusfags. You guys are alright. sort of.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:24 No.54255272
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:25 No.54255321
    I consider myself to be a Tali-fan, but this shit is just ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:25 No.54255347
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    >>54255272
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:25 No.54255379
    >>54254312
    I wrote a short script to do some basic analysis on the Tali thread a little while back. Bit outdated, I'm sure they've added a fair number of pages since then.

    Total Users: 912
    2+ Posts: 607
    3+ Posts: 499
    10+ Posts: 322
    100+ Posts: 126
    1000+ Posts: 15

    Fewer users than I expected, to be honest. Oh, and people like this (specifically people who take things way too fucking seriously) exist in every franchise. Don't let it bother you.

    I can upload the script source (Ruby+curl, probably Linux only, could easily be modified to run over any thread), copy of the thread, or the full analysis file (xml, lists the users and their post count) if there is interest.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:26 No.54255395
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    >>54255347
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:26 No.54255456
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    >>54255395
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:27 No.54255505
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    >>54255456
    The end.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:27 No.54255569
    >>54255379
    More than enough people to bomb a subway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:28 No.54255579
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    Tali turned her back on her people. When she did that I realized I could never love her.

    Daro'Xen though... she is my one true love. :3
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:28 No.54255580
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    Also. . .
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:28 No.54255584
    >>54255211
    If you had to make a choice between Garrus and tali,that would be the easier than Ashley/Kaiden because then I wouldn't have to choose a random one. I hate tali.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:28 No.54255625
    >>54255379
    That was not intended to be a reply, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:29 No.54255699
    >>54255379
    Delicious irony.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:29 No.54255763
    >>54255580
    >Ganondorf Shepard

    FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:30 No.54255804
    >>54254951
    holy shit

    TALIFAGS ARE THE TWILIGHT FANS OF VIDYA
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:30 No.54255856
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    >>54255395
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:31 No.54255957
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    >>54255804
    When the time comes you will learn to serve like all the rest.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:31 No.54256003
    >>54255804
    Welcome to a few months ago, they just don't have the numbers or exposure to be Twilight level yet but god damn if they aren't trying.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:32 No.54256027
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:32 No.54256073
    I'm a Talifag and both of these threads horrify me. On my next playthrough I'm picking Kelly "Slut" Chambers instead even is she gives me Scale Itch.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:32 No.54256086
    Why can't people just stop with this shit?
    I have nothing against Tali, I actually like her (as a character), but this has just gone too far. Stop being so damn obsessed with your waifu's and maybe you will realize that there are actually other characters in the game that are just as good as your precious waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:36 No.54256468
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    >>54256086
    I don't think any of the people here are the same people that post in that thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:38 No.54256703
    >>54256468
    Hopefully not.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:39 No.54256716
    >>54255957
    What the cocks. I like giantess porn, but that just looks terrible.
    >> Paintrain John !son.xY8g9A 03/30/10(Tue)18:40 No.54256835
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    Holy Jesus.
    This thread is still alive.
    Por que?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/10(Tue)18:42 No.54256993
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    >>54256716
    I like >>54254698 We need more like that with but higher res models. Tali needs to be in her ME2 outfit or the phoenix or colossus armor from the first game. We need some shots of Admiral Xen crushing people too. As well as have all the lesser races gathered around her feet in worship. :3



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